Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-27905100-20170118054153/@comment-24101790-20170118140901

Diexilius wrote: "the admins are a bunch of pretentious dicks who are jealous of my writing and hate themselves so they delete others' stories to make up for it. They can all eat a big bag of black cocks"

In every parody there has to be a bit of truth.

The actual truth in that bit of parody is that admins are in fact allergic to pale bananas. Derpy has been banned for essentially making a death threat upon our great and beloved Idi Admins, and Diex has been banned for getting too close to the truth.