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But still, does anyone know that terrible pasta with the squids and stuff?

Calamari? All kidding aside, the only squid-related pasta I can think of is "The Squid-Cow", and that got deleted shortly after it was posted. I used to rag on that one, but then the author came forward and admitted ownership. I had to salute them for admitting it because anyone can come forward and say, "I wrote that," when a story is being praised, but it takes guts to come forward and say, "I wrote that," when a story is being bashed. I decided from that point on never to talk trash about it again.

By the way, I admit that I didn't read all of "Happy Appy" (which has already been mentioned a number of times), but I have a question. The narrator writes that his stalker was arrested and put in prison where he couldn't bother him anymore, but then a few days later talks about the stalker stalking him again. Um, hello? Was there any sort of explanation, or was it like the line from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment of Merlin's Shop of Magical Wonders? "But Grampa, you killed him!" "I know, but I wrote myself into a corner!" I was maybe halfway or two-thirds through "Happy Appy" when my computer had an issue. I thought, "Forget this!" and never went back to read the rest of the story, a decision I have not once regretted.