Talk:Jeff the Killer 2015/@comment-24054423-20180308015019/@comment-25052433-20180308024202

Jeez why do people think I'm so old?? Look, a lot of people are older than me! I can name a few right off the top of my head:

1. Moses

2. Ummm, my Grandmother!

3. Gene Simmons

4. John Cena

5. Santa

6. Mr. Burns

7. Any old person

8. Father Time

9. Kurt Angle

10. Dirt

As for the rest of your comments... I'm 38 years old! Yeah, I know that's not the 'cool' and 'hip' thing to be these days! Okay, I'm Gen X. I was out being radical, tubular and funky-funky fresh back when you had to get your Jeff the Killer fix from a damned book at the damned library where they always looked at me funny when I asked for the really dark horror/erotica section.

Yeah, you like your YouTubes and your Snapper Chats? All I had was a slowly scrolling cable program menu that you COULD NOT control. If you missed the channel you were looking for, guess what, you were watching that thing scroll all the way back around again! Don't like it, you better call Mr. Peabody and get the Way-Back Machine, cuz otherwise you were waiting for 60 or more channels to go by! As for the Snapper Chat, we had something called a PHONE BOOK! Yeah, WHO WAS PHONE, I'll tell you who, if you liked someone in your class you sure as hell better know their parents name because otherwise you ain't finding their number!

Yeah, you like video games? We had 8-bits Charlie, and if you couldn't make those work for you, tough shit! You think Mario was going to jump around and make non-sensical word sounds on an NES? NOPE NOPE NOPE!

I wrote my first ever story with a pen and paper! You think this JtK is bad? You should have seen my series of graphic "shithole stick-people" short stories that I was cranking out in 1987! They were based off the game Centipede, why... who knows why? I liked the game, I liked bugs... it seemed like a good idea!

So there, there you have it! To properly respond to your statement in which I am called pretentious, shit on creatively and essentially accused of cheating the system, I tell you this, I AM NOT 50! I'M 38 AND I HATE EVERY SECOND OF IT.

As always, thank you for expressing an interest in my writing and your feedback is very valuable to my continued growth as an artist.