User:Dorkpool/SiteUpdates

4/7/15
I didn't post an update yesterday because I didn't want the blog posts to just be my stuff. However, today I'm pretty sure it won't be completely filled with my stuff.

Anyway, yesterday I posted a Riff of "Smiling Demons - Wake Up", and today I posted a Riff of "Have A Nice Nightmare". Both stories are from the Creepypasta Land Wiki, and totally not at all inspire by "Jeff the Killer" in the least.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

Also, I'm posting future updates on this page.

4/9/15
I wrote a Creepypasta story - "Powerless" - and decided to Riff it. Here's the link to the story, if you're curious: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Powerless.

If you want to read the Riff, check out http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

(Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was working on another Riff I'll probably post tomorrow.)

4/10/15
I've posted a Riff of a story called "Devil's Pawn" that's pretty long, and contributes to the story arc. Zorax is coming. Be ready.

Anyway, check it out at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/11/15
I posted a Riff of "Pearl.avi", and continued the story arc.

Check it out at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/13/15
I just posted a Riff from a denizen of the Creepypasta Land Wiki: "The Ripper's Wrath: Tale of Nightlock". (Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was kind of busy, and only had time to do the Dork Report. I love that name.)

Anyway, check out the Riff at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/15/15
Once again, another Riff, this time of a story that was on this Wiki for a short amount of time. Also, the story arc goes forward a tad.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/16/15
This time, a Riff of a story that's still on this Wiki: "The Magic Bag."

Check it out at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/17/15
We've got a Riff today of a lovely little story from the Creepypasta Land Wiki called "The Demonic Toddler." Ugh. Take a look at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/18/15
This time, it's a Riff from the Jeff the Killer Wiki of a story called "Jack the Killer." Also, the story arc advances, and someone dies. Don't miss it!

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/20/15
Happy Stoner Appreciation Day! I've got a Riff that has nothing to do with the day ready.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

(Note: The mention of contacting Linkara isn't completely false. I did actually email him to ask if we could do a crossover. And he responded! Seriously. Anyway, the response was basically: "There's a lot going on, maybe there could be a crossover later.)

4/21/15
We've got a new Riff today, this time from the new Creepypasta World Wiki. The story is called "Mopey Clown". And speaking of story, there's no story arc elements today. If you like them, don't worry, it'll be back soon. In the meantime, there's a Riff for you.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/22/15
A new Riff, this one a Riffquest, and a continuation of the story arc that brings in the Mirror Universe version of friend and fellow Riffer Poison. Just go with it.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/23/15
Today's Riff has a guest star: Deadpool! Also, a Riff of a Deadpool Creepypasta story.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/24/15
The story arc continues with a Riff of the story "The Devil Won." Don't miss it. Or miss it. Whatever works for you.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/25/15
Alright, we've story a story Riffquested once again by Azu, a continuation of the story arc, and Star Trek references galore. Don't miss it.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

Also, I added two stories to the archive: "Eyeless Jack" and "They Hate Us And They Want Us To Die." The stories are archived, and I added some Ruminations.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/archive

4/26/15
The arc finally ends. We've got booze, battles, death, and a somewhat offensive Creepypasta Land Wiki story.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

I'm also doing something after each arc called a "Behind the Scenes Ramble" in which I talk about some behind the scenes stuff of the arc, and what could've been.

4/27/15
No beginning of an arc today, but there is a Riff of a story from the Creepypasta Land Wiki. Also, tons of insults towards the Creepypasta Land Wiki.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/28/15
Ever wondered how to become a vampire? Well, some Creepypasta writer figured out how, and the two Dorkpools decide to make fun of it. Take a look.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/29/15
The most cliche-ridden lost episode story has been found: "Killer Luna." And it's glorious. Of course, it still deserves to have jokes made about it. Take a look at said jokes at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

4/30/15
Can Harland and George walk 500 miles just to be the men who walked 500 miles? Can the Dorkpools make jokes about the story in which they do? Find out in today's Creepypasta Riffs!

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/1/15
Either I'm running into "so bad it's good" stories as of present, or I'm starting to crack. Take a look at today's Riff of a story called "Derek" and decide for yourself.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/2/15
A new story arc starts while the first in a series of stories is Riffed (in case you're wondering, said story is called "An Unexpected Reaction"). Don't miss it.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

I also archived "Dead Bionicles" and "Clockwork: Origins"

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/archive

5/3/15
If you're like me, and like the work of AGrimAuxiliatrix1, you're in for a bit of treat. We're doing another Rifftique crossover (the first one being done on the Wiki itself), this time of a rewrite of "Jeff the Killer." Also, if you like the story arc, then you're in for more of a treat, since the story arc is continued a bit. If you don't like either of those things, sorry. Also, how can you like AGrim's work? Ugh. Anyway, whether or not you like AGrim's work or story arcs, take look at today's offering here:

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/4/15
Happy Star Wars Day! Being a hard-core Trekkie, I haven't made a Riff that has anything to do with the franchise that brought us Jar Jar Binks and "It's a trap!". However, today's Riff is of a story involving a crazy lady and her lizard called "Grandma Melinda." Also, the story arc goes on. Yay!

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/5/15
Today we've got a new Riff for you - a Riff of the story "Children of a Killer" - but no story arc. Sorry, story arc fans.

Also, I realized something. Today is 5/5/15. If you add all three fives, you get 15. Divide that by five, and you get three. Half Life 3 confirmed! WOOOOOO!

...or not. Anyway, check out the Riff.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/6/15
Today we have a non-Jeff related Riff. Instead, it's an "Abandoned By Disney" ripoff/spinoff called "Duck's Pond". Take a look at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/7/15
Alright, today we've got a story arc and a Riff of a story called "Jeff the Killer Murder Tapes". Take a look:

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/8/15
Unlike yesterday, there's no arc continuation. That's (hopefully) for tomorrow. However, like yesterday, there is a Riff, this time of a story called "SeeU Hide and Seek". Take a look.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/9/15
It's the battle we've all been waiting for, folks: "Madnesscrazy vs. Jeff"! Wait, who? Well, whoever he is, he wrote a story about him fighting Jeff the Killer. Also, Dorkpool fights Jeff the Killer. You decide which fight is better.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/10/15
Happy Mother's Day! Today, we have a Riff that has nothing to do with the holiday! Instead, we're looking at a story called, "Circus - The Weed Substitute", and continuing the story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/11/15
Can one die of sodomy? Find out in today's Riff of "The Slender Sphinx".

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/12/15
What is the secret of Minecraft? Find out in today's Riff of "Minecraft's Secret." Also, apologizing. A lot of it.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/13/15
Two things to note: first, I've got a new Riff up today of a story called "Jeff the Killer and Bedlam." Second, I'm now using Twitter. (I actually used it yesterday to ask Linkara to RT a link to my site - which he did because he's awesome - and I've decided to use it more) I'll post site updates there too. Look up Dorkpool1701 and follow that fellow.

https://twitter.com/dorkpool1701

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/14/15
Today I'm trying an experiment: Mini-Riffs. Take a look at http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/15/15
Like "Teen Titans"? Yes? Well, you probably hate "Teen Titans GO!" then. But you might like my Riff of a story called "Robin's Death."

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/16/15
We've got one of the few times a PoTM story was Riffed: "The Plush Cat." Also, a link to AGrim's reviews, and a continuation of the story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/17/15
Alright, we've got a Riff of a story called "Ellie - The Survivor." Also, a story arc continuation. And I insult TheDarkMaster99, writer of "The Plush Cat." It's well-deserved.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/18/15
Remember that story that was Riffed a little while ago called "Duck Pond"? Yeah, there's a sequel called "SR142." Naturally, it's being Riffed. Also, MOAR STORY ARC.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/19/15
Alrighty, there's a new Riff up of a story called "The Story of Ravenous Flame." Also, no story arc. Sorry, arc fans. Maybe next time.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/20/15
There’s a Riff of a story called “Welcome to My Masquerade” and more story arc!

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/21/15
There's a Riff of a two part story called "Pete the Killer" in one Riff. Also, no story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/26/15
Sorry for not posting in...wow, 5 days. I've been busy with life (yeah, a guy called Dorkpool has a life. Even I'm surprised). Anyway, I'm back, and with a Riff of a story called "Popobawa," and more story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/28/15
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! Well, not really. There's a Riff up of a story called "Killuminati Annabelle."

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

5/31/15
Posted a new Riff (sorry for the delay) of a story called "Miri." Yes, there are Star Trek jokes. Also, more story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/1/15
So AGrim was kind enough to suggest that the story "Kyle the Killer" be Riffed. I was more than happy to oblige. Also, more story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/2/15
You'd think "White the Killer" would be the worst it gets when it comes to Jeff the Killer knockoff stories. "Max the Killer" says otherwise.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/3/15
I don't know much about Damien Green, but I do know that he's not the best person to create a Candle Cove spin-off. Oh well. It's being Riffed.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/4/15
Liked "BEN Drowned" but wished it were shorter and focused an unimportant side character and a retconned brother? Then "BOB Drowned" is the story for you! And if you don't want that, well, it's Riffed.

Also, MOAR STORY ARC.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/5/15
Ugh. A "Sonic.exe" spin-off. And no alcohol in sight. Why do I do this again?

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/8/15
Sorry for not posting these past few days. I've been busy. Anyway, we've got a Riff of "Jeff the Killer vs The Rake vs Slender Man (The Operator)" (by Fall Out Boy). Also, more story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/10/15
Remember that other guy who tried Riffing, Mirai Ender? Well, he also made his own site, and tried Riffing "Lil' Miss Rarity." Emphasis on the try, since it's a long story, and really just awful. So that's why it's being Riffed today. Also, more story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/11/15
More "Lil' Miss Rarity" and more story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/13/15
Like last time, we've got more "Lil' Miss Rarity" and more story arc. This'll be that way for some time, since it's a rather long story.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/15/15
We're almost done with "Lil' Miss Rarity" and this story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/17/15
Nearing the end of both "Lil' Miss Rarity" and this story arc.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/18/15
Finally, it's over. That's all.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/21/15
Happy Father's Day! In honor of today, I'm doing absolutely nothing related to it, and instead Riffing "The Plush Sonic Show!"

Also, Behind the Scenes Ramble.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/22/15
The hips don't lie, but bullies do. At least, according to "LIARS."

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/23/15
So apparently there's a RWBY Creepypasta of sorts called "Of Creepypasta and Roses." Also, Mirror's kind of a fanboy. Go figure.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/24/15
The Mini-Riffs return.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/25/15
If Anakin Skywalker can get a crappy backstory, then so can Slender Man! And if the gods of Riffing can make fun of Anakin's, then mildly talented guys like me and Mirror can make fun of Slendy's!

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/26/15
So gay marriage was legalized today, which is AWESOME. However, the story being Riffed today, "Blood Lust," has nothing to do with that.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/27/15
Another gem from the Creepypasta Land Wiki: "The Girl In The Woods"

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/28/15
Nothing is safe from the Riffs, not even well-known classics. Take "The Expressionless" for example.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/29/15
Ever wonder what happens when carnival clowns suffocate in a jack in the box? Well, "A Laughing Jack Fanfic" has the answer!

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

6/30/15
You know what I want for my birthday? A crossover with AGrim. And what do I get for my birthday? Just that. It's a Rifftique of "League of Legends Patch 6.66." Also: a PSA.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

(Check out AGrim's Critiques at http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:AGrimAuxiliatrix1/My_Critiques)

7/1/15
So I got a Riffquest to Riff a lost episode story by the author of said story, TheKoromo. Naturally, I did so.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

7/2/15
Today, we Riff a story based off the 90s Spider-Man series. And Dorkpool decides to cosplay.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

7/3/15
Happy birthday, Mirror. Also, a Riff of "Laughing Jack Vs. The Glutton."

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

Also, ever wonder about life on the Cheese Doodle? Well, wonder no more, since "Meanwhile, on the Cheese Doodle" will answer your questions.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/meanwhile-on-the-cheese-doodle

7/4/15
Happy Independence Day! In honor of it, we mention it and the movie, and Riff a story called "Will You Go To Sleep Tonight?"

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day, mostly with fireworks and speeches.

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/meanwhile-on-the-cheese-doodle

7/5/15
Ever seen Adventure Time? Because we haven't. Still won't stop us from Riffing "Death of Lemongrab."

http://dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com/new-riffs