User blog comment:Dr. Frank N. Furter/I Come Bearing Frank N. Cense/@comment-28266772-20180307100145

This wikia has just seen a 600% increase in sexual magnetism. It's been a long time since a gif of Tim Curry made me confused about my life choices and I've missed that. Great to see you on here again.

You'd like a joke?

A young prostitute is minutes away from ending her shift when a large man enters the brothel where she works. He immediately picks her out and asks for her company. She rolls her eyes, she hasn't got the time and she just wants to go home so she goes to the ancient, decrepit, old woman who runs the brothel and asks for some advice.

"Place a rubber band inside your vagina," the old woman says. "When it makes a twang, grab your back and cry out 'ow ow my back' and he'll be so afraid of the medical bills he'll flee and you'll get to go home early."

So the young prostitute looks around but finds no rubber bands. She does, however, spot a fan belt. In a rush she grabs the belt and desperately manages to place it inside her. She then emerges and takes the large man upstairs.

Moments later he enters her and there's a loud and terrible snapping sound that reverberates for a full two seconds. It even shakes the bed.

"Ow ow my back", the prostitute cries.

"Screw your back," the man says in a terrible pained wince. "My dick just flew out the window."