User blog:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta a la Harmony Korine's Trash Humpers

Ever see that really strange flick Harmony Korine (Kids, Gummo) made called Trash Humpers? He says he based it on the true story of this group of elderly degenerates who went around peeping into neighborhood windows and masturbating (of course the film delves into murder and possible infanticide). Certainly this notion of geriatric delinquents on the loose in suburbia could create some seriously creepy creepypasta. Well I'd love to see some. How about you? Any pasta, thoughts,  ideas or comments about elderly degenerates or  Trash Humpers, Harmony Korine, his films, concepts, etc., certainly welcome.