User:Pirdsback

SO i was sitting on my couch at my house and i had seen this bird fly at my window and was like "The faq?" My cat (her name is Boo) is like the killer of anything that is food (trust me i know. I've seen her with a dead mouse in her jaws!) and usually catches birds, so when i saw this i was like "OH SHIZNIT! Their here to exact there revenge!

Things i should have done but didnt:


 * 1) Went outside and picked up the bird and ate it with my cat


 * 1) Go outside with a shotgun and started to hunt


 * 1) Not piss my pants and cry in a corner

And now my little killer is a full blown phycopath who lives in the woods. I do miss her but what are you gonna do? kids will be kids. The only problem with her killing birds is that we live by a wild life sanctuary and it contains birds that are endangered.

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