Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-8520490-20140502145034/@comment-24890120-20140502170735

"You know why board games suck in the jungle? Cheetahs."

"What did the clown say to his doctor? "I don't know, doc... I'm feelin' kinda... Funny...""

"... So then I just walk into this room. There, this guy I don't even know, is just sitting there on my bed masturbating, staring me down right in my eyes with a poker face. Lady Gaga fans these days..."

Hope that helps!