User blog comment:Mr.Zalgopasta/Y'know What I Find Funny?/@comment-2007196-20120220010231

Everyone knows that only batshit crazy protestant hillbillies(get off their lawn godammit) who burn valuable information about science because it's "harmful to god"(how can you hurt god? wtf) can call themselves conservative without dying on the inside, and only baby murderers who deny half of history and color it with their own distored views can call themselves liberal without dying on the inside. And both sides of the dichotomous bullshit will be dead on the OUTSIDE if they encounter each other.

Sane people are moderates. That, my friend, is why every news station is biased.