User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25941663-20170221145621/@comment-25947144-20170221150300

C'mon Dupin. Everyone knows you're the one who finishes the fastest what he starts. You're pretty quick while writing, too.

Since people seem to only begin when the deadline's close, the next contest should have a fake deadline two weeks before the actual one.

As for that, I don't think I have the infinity sign on my keyboard.