Weeping Angel

'''Recently in 2011, I had moved into a house with my wife, Isabella. We were expecting a baby in november, so we had to make sure everything was right.'''

'''We met with the estate agent, who greeted us with a, what seemed, very happy face, as if we'd been gone for ages. He shook my hand and took us to the house.'''

'''When we arrived, the house looked very modern. It was luxury. It had a large back garden, with all the garden gnomes, and the... statues. I asked him about those statues, and he looked confused.'''

'Ive never noticed 'em '' He said.  Just ignore 'em, the owner will probably come collet 'em."'

'''I walked into the front door, and noticed something off. A piogen in the house. It had made a nest in the front room, and now the house looked very disturbing and old. My wife, being a very strange woman, told me that piogen's in the house is a bad omen. We spoke with the estate agent, and asked if we can check the other 2 houses we wanted to look at.'''

'''As we left the house, I noticed 1 of the statues had its hands from its face. It had a blank expression, but coulden't look long as the estate agent nudged me as he came out the door. We walked away, and checked the other 2.'''

'''The 2nd house looked better. I could actually see into the windows, as the previous one had the blinds down. I could already see a mirror, and a golden cup on the side-board. I had high hopes for this house. We opened the front door and noticed one of the statues in the garden again, but I took no notice. We went upstairs to the master-bedroom. My wife sat on the bed, and lay on it to test it. It was comfy.'''

'''"Ill buy it!" I said.'''

'''"Oh...Erm...Uh...Sure..." He said, sounding shocked.'''

'''I smiled gladly, and we went downstairs, stupid me, wanting to buy it and havent seen downstairs. We went into the front room, and there was a cupid. With a small sythe type weapon in its hand. It wasen't moving, it was just...well...there.'''

'''"Can we get this removed, my wife dosent like it." I asked.'''

'''"How about the kitchen?" He said, trying to direct the conversation to something else.'''

I saw oe of the statues in the garden again, and it was hugging another statue, as another statue stood behind them both, playing a harp.

"Can we remove all these statues?"

"I think they are better off here" He said.

"Owch, the baby's kicking."

"Its ok, calm down"

'''I looked back up to see the statues hugging eachother both standing up, and the other statue looking at us. I looked behind me, to see the cupid had moved. I looked back, the angels got closer, and the cupid did.'''

"What the hell is happening?"

'''I turned to find one of the statues right infront of Isabella. It had its eyes fixated on hers.'''

I took Isabella out, and called the estate agent

He didn't respond.

We ran, into the streets, and saw them chasing us.

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2 YEARS LATER

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I am now living happily with my wife, she seems to be counting down right now, next to me in the rocking chair, ive asked her to stop, but she won't. I guess she is just stressed.

'''We live with my friend, Bill. He is a nice guy, but he is a bit odd.'''

I sure hope that the baby is ok beca-

 - [Police Report] -

'''Body of a young man, woman, and another man, have been found. The investigation on Taverly Street will close down the entire city. A strange killer on the loose, it seems. Stay indoors, lock up, and keep your rare objects out of sight. This is classed as a urban attack, please, stay indoors. You may be killed instantly. '''

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I related this Pasta to the Doctor Who monster, the Weeping Angel, hopefully it was good.