User blog comment:Banningk1979/Writer's Lounge Part 4: An Interview with EmpyrealInvective/@comment-5632489-20141201235846

>"Zombies attack a school Resident Evil style and apparently a bunch of fifth graders are able to fend them off via kung-fu (uh oh.), magic (oh no), and gunplay. (Oh god!) And the worst part was that I was so stubborn that I refused to accept it needed work. When I finished it, it was 100 pages of pure wall-o-text. I still have that story and look at it from time to time to realize how much I've improved and how much more I still need to improve."

You should rework this into a satirical short novel.