User blog comment:Dr. Frank N. Furter/I Come Bearing Frank N. Cense/@comment-26030957-20180306232435/@comment-25569708-20180307032755

Hey, hey Hum-V!

So you tell me you've been writing, getting wasted and reading pornography? ...What the hell else is new‽ It sounds like you've been keeping your gore-stained paws busy, and I wouldn't expect anything else from you. I still have that signed Paul Tremblay book that I won from your FB party sitting proudly on top of my collection, just so you know. Thanks very much for that, by the by!

Did you google the Slender Man movie yet? If not, I was going to try to stop you from doing so, as you're probably going to be very disappointed in the trailer.

I see your filthy joke and raise you one myself, even though I'm sure you've heard it before:

"Honey, why don't you call out my name when we make love?"

"Because I don't want to wake you."

And me? Be a fan of a group of badass crossdressing dudes singing rock n' roll? Who exactly do you take me for?

But that's some good shit there, so let me repay the favor even though I'm pretty sure a guy like you is already familiar with the New York Dolls. Coincidentally, it's more crossdressing dudes.