User blog comment:ClericofMadness/You newfangled kids and your blogity boops!/@comment-214.13.224.133-20101228025157

okay so this whole story is about furries, actually their otherkin fantasy personas... like foxes, and wolves, and bunnies all that faggotry (because afterall the story could be calm and peaceful and still be the most fucked up thing ever right after the Captain Picard and Elrond slash fanfic floating around the internet), that are living in a town peacefully, meanwhile a dark arts class at the local elementary school accidentally summons forth baphomet, who then attatches itself to the teacher, Kate Wolf who ends up killing one person in the town whenever Dark Lord Baphomet calls to her. Cletus McFox an FBI agent is sent to the town to investigate the highly ritualized slayings. Throughout the story Cletus is presented with many red herrings, (and possibly a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle), almost causing him to give up all hope until he begins to notice some strange accidents around the school involving children in Ms. Fox's class. However the night after he starts having his suspicions he wakes up lying on the floor with a chain around his neck restraining him to the wall. Until he finally gets brutally murdered in the final ceremony wherein baphomet is returned to full strength and he finally takes over the major crime syndicates of green bay wisconsin.