User blog comment:Umbrello/Please Stop With the Eyes Dripping Blood/@comment-4849011-20140911012920/@comment-4849011-20140911220713

Is it good for roasting marshmallows? Sure! It roasts them into char! Oh, wait, roasting marshmallows to eat? Yes, it's good for that, though they say that for the very best results you need to get the Ninja Art Fire Sealing Marshmallow/Hot Dog Cooking Fork from the Pampered Chef.

I stowed the eye drops in the cabinet, and my share of the stolen graham crackers and chocolate squares is hidden under my mattress. That's all I know, I swear!