User blog comment:ChristianWallis/Christmas Jollytime Murderfest Competition/@comment-25226524-20161208145639/@comment-28266772-20161208154659

You may recoil in fear but I'm sat here in front of a laptop with nothing but hairy legs and a pair of crunchy Y-fronts to cover my shame as I wait, lube in one hand and an augmented cabbage patch kid in the other, for Jay's story.

Best. Christmas. Ever.