User blog comment:SonOfRyan/MERRY CHRISTMAS!/@comment-24101790-20161225123121

What do you mean Christmas is not creepy? A heavy-set man in red just broke into multiple houses and left gifts, and our only defense is leaving behind milk and cookies to satisfy his hunger. Jokes aside, I'll be opening gifts with family (including two hyper-excited nieces) and having mimosas. Happy Holidays to all.