Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26316546-20150417123142

so my Dad blocked creepypasta.com (dont know why he did not block the wiki too but hey whatever) and he said he will unblock it if i wrote a 1,300 WORD ESSAY on why i shoud be able to get it unblocked and abunch of other stuff AND I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE! so if i can get some help that would be greatly appreciated . 