User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/Announcing a Remake of a Classic/@comment-2240864-20180401161006

Phew, this leaves me free to remake my original copy of Jeff the Killer I wrote all those years ago with modern terms, liberal emoji use, and cutting-edge memes to stay fresh and relevant.

Jeff the Killer: Millennial Edition

Now he kills more than people. He also murders chain restaurants.