User:TheCreepyMuffinMan

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I am Markus, also known as TheEpicMuffinMan.

(Whenever I make user names, I make it something revelant with the "Muffin Man" template.)

I am definitely not a self-employed Java Game Programmer. I make random 16-Bit RPGs all the time. They are pretty fun. I also have this beautiful 2007 Mac Mini that barely runs Intel. :D

I'm upsest with New Age Piano, and Classical music. Also, I love inspiration and encouragement.

I try to be a polite, young, humble, happy, and inspirational man at all times. I know, I sound extremely warm-hearted. Thank y'alls.

I'm also an exceptionally good sketcher, drawer. I made my "Muffin Man" avatar. It's a half-tribute to the "Epic Face."

I love inspiration, comedy, and also a little freaky-deaky stuff. That's why I joined this truly wonderful wikia page.

I write really good terrible stories when I feel like it. ;D

Anyway, have fun reading my amazing thirteen-year old effort at writing the so-called "SCARY AS FAK" stories.