User:SamanthaCarson

Welcome.

My name is Samantha.

But I'm sure you know that already.

I was born in Vienna, Austria on June 15th, 1713.

Yes, I'm 301 years old.

I suck childrens souls out through their eye sockets,

right after I gouge them out with serrated ice cream scoops.

That's how I still look like I'm sixteen.

I feed on the souls of teeenagers.

They emit enough hope and youthfulness that they have managed to keep me alive this long.

But as you know, todays teens are corrupt little pieces of shit.

Its so rare that I can find one who is motivated enough to dream, and pure enough to not have done drugs, drank alcohol underage, or had sex.

And I fear that I am in the last few decades of my life.

Yet in those short three hundred years I have also been apart of very unhuman, bizzare events.

Look who's talking. I know.

But I decided to share some of these odd occurences with you before I depart this world.

Have fun