User blog comment:ThisIsLucid/Great story Ideas I can't write/@comment-28060931-20170223180643

Well, I had some free time and not enough braincells, so I wrote one of your ideas. Don't expect any thing miracle I only wrote this is five minutes. I might uploud it the main site, though. I would laugh if Empy commented, saying "Sorry, but this does meet Quality Standards." You'll understand if you read it.

A bald man thudded down the street

He sighed and died

A man called the pigs

9-1-1 send out Crazy Joe and his police rig... s

He drove down the street at 130, bouncing like a ballerina at every bump

I tell you of another bump... it was in Joe's head.

He was the coroner -- Joe -- and he sliced the guy's chest open

And took out his bladder as a token

That's beside the point, the guy's heart had a slash(cause scars are cliche)

He suddenly recalled the gipsie when he and his eses

Raided the Toys R Us when they still got blown at Papa Johns

The gipsie told them that in 20 odd years her sister -- Honey Buns

Would slice open their heart. A slash for every crime

"Shit," Crazy Joe shouted and jacked a limo

He sped off into church where his remaing eses where fucking kids,

Trying to repent for as many sins as possible.

He kicked in the confesional, like

"Wut du fuk, lads; we gonan get fucking rekt by Huny Buns."

"UH SHID," said Pope Barney, "We best git the gunz."

A spooky, childish whipser rose in the distance:

"Barney was a pedophile with no imagination, stuck a finger up his ass and died from constipation."

Then they all choked and died. The End.