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There’s this theory that you can bring the dead back to life; but not just any old dead guy though. Only those who have died from committing suicide. It’s been speculating around for quite a bit now, and even though I haven’t tried this personally, it works. I know it works.



The theory explains that if someone commits suicide, their body can be revived however long after their death the ritual is performed. This means that you could potentially bring a suicidal stone-ager back to life if you had the necessary equipment. All you need is a living blood relative of the dead victim – someone who is genetically related to them. The closer the relation, the better. At best, it could be a sibling or even a twin.



Any relatives must find four other relatives of suicide victims, and gather together. Only one relative for each victim is needed. In total, five different people who have all lost a family member are required for this ritual to work.



Next comes the hardest part of the ritual; the decision. The five can only revive one dead person out of all of their loved ones, so it is necessary to bear in mind that there may be an amount of emotional frustration during this stage. But if you don’t happen to be the chosen one, don’t worry. This ritual can be performed as many times as needed, however with four different people only.



The final stage requires going to the graveyard at midnight. If the person isn’t buried, then the body covered with a cloth will be sufficient. Four of the relatives should hold hands to form a circle around the body, whilst the fifth (the blood relative of the victim) should lie in the middle of the circle next to it. Their hands must join at exactly midday, and they must stand in silence without breaking contact for twelve hours straight. This may be quite hard for the elderly or physically weak, however it is an essensial part of the ritual. A few seconds before midnight, they should chant the words:



‘Revertere in nobis…’ followed by the last name of the dead victim three times in unison. The last syllable must end exactly when midnight strikes or the whole ritual must be performed again.



If, however, it succeeds against all the odds, the dead person should be re-awakened and any wounds or signs of decomposition will leave from the body. At this moment, some physical assistance may be required to help them out of their coffin, and after this their lives will continue as normal.





But take caution. If the ritual fails three times due to carelessness and bad timing, all five people will pay the forfeit with their lives.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">My sister died ten years ago in October. She was constantly being bullied at school and decided to take her own life. As angry as I was, I was suffering from ill health myself and all the bullies had dispatched into different high schools soon after, so it was almost impossible to track them down and do some kind of justice. I’d read about the theory somewhere on the web but I thought it was some kind of troll and ignored it. I don’t blame myself of course. If you simply believe everything you read on the web, you’re asking for trouble.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">But to be honest, I wish I’d taken the chance then and there. Because now it’s too late. <ac_metadata title="Criticism on this pasta please."> </ac_metadata>