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A-3 Loki wrote:

That would make a good story. Anyway I heard some creepy sayings I suppose, but one is funny.

The funny saying was my mother told me her mother would often say, "Beat you 'till you buzard loaf. I never knew what that meant, but pictured it was a bird baked into a loaf, so did my mom. It probably doesn't funny, but how I picture it, it is.

As for the scary saying, it was one my aunt said to my mom about, "If you spank him he'll grow up to be a serial killer."

This seemed kind of creepy because it was addressed toward me after a slammed a Tonka truck upside my cousins head... I don't remember doing that, but everyone says it in my family. Back to the saying, it creeped me out when I heard it because it made me think does my aunt have foresight? Could that have happened if I were spanked? Did she predict I'd develope a mental abnormality as I grew into my teens. By the way, she said that to no one else, it was just concerning me. In fact of all my siblings I was never spanked.

Oh yeah, there was another saying I heard, "Don't laugh when a hearse goes by or you'll be the one next to die." That's creepy because what if you laughed and didn't notice a hearse drive by you. The sucks if you die because you laughed, but didn't see it. Another one was from my grandmother about, "If you whistle a spirit takes your soul." That might be a subconscious reason as to why I can't whistle. Man, that's creepy. The things adults tell kids is just disturbing, especially sayings.