User blog comment:A-Lord-Over-Birds/Jeff the Killer - Debunked (and dismissed)/@comment-25131761-20140810101335

One of the things I dislike about Jeff is the unbelievable intro. For starters: the 5 year old kid describes the scenario rather unbelievably. You expect me that a 5-year-old or whatnot can talk like a teenager? Second: While encountering Jeff, the kid tries to get him off. If I was being confronted by a killer, I wouldn't try to fight back, especially if he had a knife in his hand. Third: How the hell can a neighbour wake up, see a fight, call the police and have them respond in time before he could finish them off?

Seriously, Jeff is quite stupid.