User blog:RetardoTheMagnificent/Why hello there.

Call this an introduction if you'd like, just me venturing forth in the community baby step by baby step a month after a registered myself on the site.

I am Retardo EL MAGNIFICO, and I enjoy Creepypastas and horror-stories-that-the-kids-like-blimey, among many other nerdy internet things. Sorry for the retardedness (hurrr) involving categories, copies of Pastas that were already here, and all that bullshit earlier. Sure, I'm a newfag, but I hope I can sink my teeth into the upcoming stories that are being posted here by the... fives every day.

Toodlepip,

RetardoTheMagnificent 16:47, April 23, 2011 (UTC)