User:The Man Behind You

Welcome, foolish mortal, I guess you have found my page. Well, thanks to me you will now be hunted by The Men. If you don't know who The Men are then I guess you're out of luck. Oh, by the way if you see any hooded men with no --  ..... I've said too much. By the time you have read this I have either gotten at your door... or maybe you should look behind you.