User blog comment:Dorkpool/A Holiday Rant/@comment-26030957-20171009030625

Ha ha! I'm with you, Dorky. FUCK CHRISTMAS!!

Spent the whole day going from Halloween store to costume shop to Halloween store. My house is filled with cackling witches, life-sized skeletons, ghouls and phantoms!

I'm going as Leather Face this year. Got a custom handmade mask from Etsy that is a perfect rendition of the original's mask of flesh, a yellow rubber apron from Amazon, and a padded fat suit from the Party Store.

My boy is going as a plague doctor. You don't want to know what we spent on his costume (my wife doesn't know either! Ha ha!). It's phenomenal.

My little girl said she wanted to be a skeleton princess. Googled that and found the cutest outfit from a place called Chasing Dragonflies. A bonafide Skeleton Princess outfit!

Love this time of year when the veil between the living and the dead grows to its thinnest. You can see it in the amber light and cascading leaves, smell it in the dampness of the earth as it cools, taste it as the leaves begin to rot, and just feel it in your bones.

Good to see you around here, good buddy. Hope you have a fucking awesome Samhain!