User blog comment:EtherBot/I'm Writing a No-End House Rewrite/@comment-28428152-20180416060737/@comment-28428152-20180418194922

You should make it so that the main character is the chosen one that that there was a prophecy made by the witches. Then the main c. gets a magical sword only to be weilded by the chosen one and add a love triangle with the witch girl who is very plain looking but also irresistably beautiful, and give her the name "Wicker Basket". Then it's actually Satan himself and the forces of Satan's evil working against them as they try to stop Satan from takingover/destroying the world. But only the Chosen One can defeat Satan, and Satan was actually the one who put drug dude on heroin, so now they are also fighting for vengence! Then it turns out the chosen one is actually the lost heir to the ancient kingdom of BootyJuice, and that his parents were actually in a secret cult devoted to hunting down and destroying Satan's minions, all the while awaiting for the chosen one.

And since this is also a creepypasta, make sure that the main character vomits profusely out of sheer terror/dread with everything that is slightly gross or unusual. And make sure that he has absolutely no character flaws whatsoever! Oh, and add a serial killer teenager who used to be a normal kid but was bullied for a few days and suddenly gained superhuman strength/unrealistically disfigured facial features.

There you go. You can thank me when people come flocking to it praising the series' complete originality.