User:Awkward Situations

Hai

Lets start off short and sweet, the fuck are you doing on my profile? This is just making the awkward situation even MORE awkward. Whatever, I don't even give a fuck.

About me
So yeah, the username says it all. My name is Zarib and I am from a Bangladeshi heritage. So you can just call me Zarib. I tend to get into alot of "awkward situations", and it can feel pretty weird. I live in Queens, and I am a happy New Yorker, and, well, you are not a New Yorker until you have tried our pizza. So yeah. Doesn't this feel awkward? It does doesn't it? I bet all of your faces are pretty neutral. Lets break the ice by getting to my favorites.

I love Creepypasta. I crave it at times when I need that chilling factor that makes you



shiver. Its so exicting. I have been reading Creepypasta for quite someime now, and I enjoy every single detail. At times,

I stumble on to the perfect story, if not, I can always read a fresh one every month, (Thanks to the moderators and admins). I have a problem where I listen to the same song over and over again, at times, I can listen to on

e song for over and hour. (I love dubstep and remixes by the way). I also have a problem of covering up pictures with faces. I dont like being stared at, and it makes things, well, awkward. Thats really it about myself, and I almost forgot, Here are some of my favorite quotes.

Favorite Quotes
"I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed for what seemed like hours. I laughed as I walked out to my car and laughed as I drove home. I laughed as I pulled into my driveway. I laughed as I opened my front door to my house and laughed as I saw the small ten etched into the wood." - NoEnd House

"The dolls were put in the ‘Stitch Twin’s’ evidence locker along with the other twenty-six sets of dolls that were found at the twenty-six other crime scenes of the still unsolved serial killings since the death of Alyssa and Alicia in 1898 who were both found in Green Hill Forest. All victims were twins. All victims were found in the forest. All victims were from different ethnicities and all from across the world.

"Together Forever" - The Stitch Twins

"I stared into the mirror for minutes on end with no reaction. No feelings. No thoughts.

Then I smiled.

I smiled as best I could, now that my jaw was completely broken, hanging loose around my neck. My tongue lolled out listlessly, like a paralyzed, gooey slug.

My teeth weren't rooted in anything but threads of flesh, and I could pull them out by hand with about the same discomfort as a needle prick.

I laughed, the halting sound coming out like the gurgle of a backed-up sewer drain.

What a handsome face!

What a funny mouth!

A funnymouth!

A funnymouth funnymouth funnymouth!

lemonlimeskull: I see your handsome face. lemonlimeskull: Don't be so sad about it! lemonlimeskull: :) GhostJeorge: Hey, where the fuck were you? GhostJeorge: hello? Charles? GhostJeorge: ... lemonlimeskull: O)_(O
 * lemonlimeskull has joined #ReferSales.
 * lemonlimeskull has left #ReferSales." - Funnymouth

"Have you forgotten so easily?" The subject asked. "We are you. We are the madness that lurks within you all, begging to be free at every moment in your deepest animal mind. We are what you hide from in your beds every night. We are what you sedate into silence and paralysis when you go to the nocturnal haven where we cannot tread."

The researcher paused. Then aimed at the subject's heart and fired. The EEG flatlined as the subject weakly choked out, "So... nearly... free..." - The Russian Sleep Experiment

That's It
Well, that's it. Thanks for taking your time to read my bio, or wait, let me guess, you used this as an exuse to get out of your awkward situations. Meh. Remember, Stay Awkward