Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-27023843-20160713121846/@comment-27838637-20160912143452

Oh god, this has gotten out of hand...

But as somebody who constanly wonders who would win between certain fictional characters, I'd like to post my opinion here, despite the fact I am not a big fan of either pasta.

Now, based on the OP, I'm guessing that both contestants are from their original creepypasta stories. Any sequels or spin-offs are non-canon and will have no effect on the outcome of this battle.

So; Jeff, based on what we know, is physically an average teenage boy. He has no defining physical characteristics - he is not tall, or muscular. But, Jeff does have an incredible fighting ability. He also has an incredible ability to kill, and avoid the police - no doubt this experience was gained over time. HHowever, Jeff is not supernatural in the original story. He is only human, with a hunger to kill, and an incredible skill to do so.

Slenderman on the other hand is a supernatural entity with what seems to be a 100% success rate (something Jeff does not have). It seems he is somewhat omnipresent, and can teleport or move at extremely fast speeds. Based on the fact that he has never been caught, or beaten, and there are no survivors, we can assume that the Slenderman is not to be trifled with in a physical confrontation.

So, how would the two meet in battle? I can only think of two possible scenarios, which I will detail below.

SCENARIO 1 - Jeff is tired of hunting human beings and evading the police, so he searches for bigger game. Jeff wants to kill the Slenderman. Because Jeff is impulsive and doesn't really plan his kills, he does no different with the Slenderman. Jeff enters the forest where Slendy has been spotted a number of times and waits. He can't really execute his MO in this kill, because Slenderman doesn't sleep, and if he does, Jeff can't find his cozy bed to kill him in.

So Jeff is out of his league. He doesn't have the element of surprise, and he can't sneak up on the Slenderman. But the Slenderman can sneak up on him.

Jeff entered the woods on that fateful night, and he was never seen again. There were no signs of a struggle whatsoever, and we can all assume he died a horrible death.

winner = slenderman

SCENARIO 2 - Jeff decides to break into an isolated house and kill the residents. But, he doesn't know that the Slenderman is also preying on the same target. He climbs through the window of the bedroom to find the child already frightened and terrified. From the corner of the room emerges the Slenderman, furious that somebody would dare foil with it's plans.

Jeff is startled, but ultimately he feels no fear, because he is a psychopath and he feels no human emotions whatsoever. Jeff tries to stab the Slenderman, but fails miserably and dies a horrible death because honestly; what the fuck ws he trying to do taking on a supernatural entity like the slenderman with a knife?

winner = slenderman

Now I'm going to disappear for a while because I am going to upset alot of foolish fanboys and fangirls with this analysis. Good day to you all.

A_O.