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but then horrorfan1 shows up to save the day! He remembers that he has a wand of wishing and zaps it.

"What do you wish for?"

''World peace? This forum thread to never end?''

"I wish I weren't so hungry..."

A sandwich appears! Horrorfan1 eats the sandwich!

Bleach! This is poisoned. Now who could do such a thing? Horror's evil clone horrorfan2?

As he dies, a new mystery evolves.