User blog comment:SnakeTongue237/How Tall Are You?/@comment-25226524-20160822002437/@comment-24101790-20160822035918

Yeah, I'm... uh... 6'6... One's height directly correlates to their manhood right? And I have to be at least eight inches taller than Jay (despite the fact that my 'motion of the ocean' is a tidal pool while Jay's is likely a tsunami)