Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-25462958-20141124020619

Here's some:

If you ever stert feeling suicidial tendancies after playing something, BURN YOUR DAMN CONSOLE

If you're on YouTube and see something that says "666", don't open it. Even if it's about performing exorcisms

Want cupcakes? DUCKING MAKE THEM YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

If you see any kind of mobile device that's selling on eBay at a cheap price, close the tab. You won't be sorry. Di- did you hear me? I said close the tab, not pay for it! Close the tab. Close the tab!! CLOSE THE GODDAMNED TAB!!!!!!

Y'know. Don't watch porn. Chances are you will go insane

There's a reason why Furbys and MLP arent't for adults