User blog:SupremeKai4/Creepypasta Reviews

Howdy, SupremeKai4 here.

Just wanted to give you my peice of mind on some of today's recent and popular Creepypastas. I am allowed to do that after all, this IS the internet. Well, let me get started.

1. Jeff the Killer
Good 'ol Jeff. One of the internet's most popular meme/creepypasta. Everybody who's found their way onto this sight knows who Jeff is. That's for sure. But, with a name like 'Jeff the Killer', does it really deserve such popularity?



In my opinion, this is far too run-of-the-mill, unoriginal, and over all, just not that scary. It's general creepiness I guess deserves a little credit, but that's it. This pasta just really doesn't deserve the popularity it gets, and it's not one of my favorites. Compare it to other great pastas like BEN and SuicideMouse and what do you have? Exactly. Trash

5/10.

2. BEN
This is one of my favorite pastas. It's tied in to my favorite game. This is one of the forefathers of the "guy buys mysterious game from creepy yard sale, guy takes game home, messed up stuff happens." genre! I mean, it over all really is just amazing. Scary- border line terrifying-, original, creepy character, and graphic details. This is

among the top 5 pastas on the internet and I believe it deserves its place.

9/10.

3. Slenderman
Ahh, yes. Nightmare on Elm-- I mean....Slenderman. While this pasta has gained a lot popularity, and has become a well-known meme. It has also adapted a video game. And a small percent of people believe in his exisitence. But, in my opinion, we have trash on our hands. Let's see here....possesses your mind....stalks you....kills you? Anybody else want to say Freddy Cougar? Unoriginal, to start. The video game, while I haven't played it, has recieved some mixed reviews with a little more than half saying this game wasn't scary, but just too simplistic and dumb. And on top of it, when I see SlenderMan, I don't get scared. I laugh really. He's a scrawny, no

-faced, unscary being who belongs in the trash. I just don't see why he got the popularity he did.

4/10.

4. Squidward's Suicide AKA Red Mist
One of my first pastas. One of the early "Lost Episode" pastas. One of the internets top 5. With pictures of murdered to children to seeing our beloved Squidward blowing his own brains out, I can honestly say I had troubles sleeping after this one. And, reading it is actually scarier than watching it, unlike SuicideMouse. This CG animated video is, though, quite scary. However, you have to have amazing timing to pause at the frame of the corpses of the murdered children, the scariest part. This pasta is really just amazing, while it lacks just a little originality, it improved the lost-episode genre.

7.5/10.

5. Suicidemouse.avi
My personal favorite. The father of the 'lost-episode' genre, and the most terrifying thing I have ever watched. This is  without a doubt, the scariest pasta on the internet. It's just amazing. While reading it isn't as quite as scary, watching it, if noises are what get

you going, you'll be scared for a few days. Because I was. A woman screaming, a man saying "Real Suffering is not known" and what sounds like a man being tormented in a large hollow room. And let's not forget that creepy message at the end: "The sights of hell bring it's veiwers back in." This is original, terrifying, and the most nightmare-ridden pasta ever. Nothing will beat it.

10/10 (perfect)

6. Lavender Town Tones
LTS, Lavender Town Suicides, Lavender Town Tone, Lavender Town Mystery, whatever you want to call it. It's quite creepy. This is also the most realistic pasta there is. I find it to be very plausible, while I am a skeptic. The original song is quite creepy, and be careful with big headphones. This introduced using music as a killer, and gained popularity among Pokemon Fans, such as myself. I loved this pasta.

7/10.

7. Buried Alive
This is another popular Pokemon pasta. Although, is it really a pasta? Some say it was an orignal game event in Pokemon Red and Blue, but was taken out before its release as it was deemed to scary for kids. And I agree, it scared me. This is quite creepy, and whether it's real or not, it's quite the nightmare fuel. Especially the whole deal where he possesses your Gameboy. I love it. 7/10.

8. Zalgo.
Let's see Slenderman or Jeff go against this guy. I love Zalgo. He's creepy, scary, corruptive, and original. I love the way he makes his entrances and the way he makes popular, often kid-related this, so terrifying! It's great, and he beats out any other 'malevolant being' of the creepypasta universe.

7/10

9. Lost Silver
Another Pokemon pasta. This one, in my opinion, is really more sad than it is scary. There is no enemy that drew anyone into anything, just the inevitable, unavoidable death that Silver unknowingly threw himself at. This is just sad, but it is creepy, too. The part where he talks to everyone, ya know? "Who are you kid?" And everything that the Unown say sends chills down my spine. I loved this pasta, and kudos and bravo to whoever wrote it.

7.5/10

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