User blog comment:Anarchic Operations/Getting Away With Murder/@comment-25941663-20160619164830/@comment-25073641-20160622213656

Son: Dad, what are these?

Dad: It's food Jay. Just eat it.

Son: I think someone's looking at me.

Dad: What?

Son: Someone's looking at me.

Dad: Uhuh. Why?

Son: What are these balls in my plate. They look like eyeballs to me.

Dad: What. No, those are some dude's manballs you dumbfuck.

Son: Manballs?

Dad: The thing that dangles under your dick.