User blog comment:ShawnCognitionCP/Anti-Cliche Creepypasta Contest 2/@comment-28266772-20160907084457/@comment-25226524-20160907121543

Yeah. His last activity was eight hours ago, so I'm guessing he's asleep or on his way to school. Could be this evening before he gets back.

In his absence, I'll give you one. Man has fetish for turning the tendons of left-handed waitresses into shoelaces. They also have to work at a restaurant that requires twenty percent gratuity. He's a cheap bastard.

What's that? That's not a cliche?