User blog comment:ChristianWallis/Christmas Jollytime Murderfest Competition/@comment-25226524-20161216215157/@comment-25947144-20161216224313

Sorry. But you see, you are the b-boss around here and I res-respect you so much that when you called me a vampiric asshole I had to conform because otherwise you'd basically be considered a liar and I don't wanna ruin your hono-

*Rolls in pain on the floor from laughter*