Board Thread:Administration/@comment-25393922-20140920015249/@comment-25393922-20140920170132

Jay ten wrote: I have to ask, why is this OMINOUS UNKNOWN KILLER STILL AT LARGE? After years of unexplained popularity, why is this atrocious story still on the rise? I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about how terrible this story is. When I realize it's still here, I nearly jump out of my bed. It feels like I've been kicked in my pair of two balls. Admins are still on the look for stories like these. If you see any pastas with similar qualities to this story, please contact your favorite admin. At the very least, this story needs a year in internet Juvy without a trial. I know this story has had the hell kicked out of it, from one end of the internet to the other. It's had vodka and a thing of bleach poured on it and set on fire, yet it's still here. Perhaps it can't be killed, maybe it's useless to try. To the administration, I say, "You owe it to the world to try." To all of the crying fans, I say, "Shhhhhhh, Just go and weep."

Best response ever. Now if you'll tack on a we'll be right on track. :P