User blog comment:ImGonnaBeThatGuy/The Damn Fine Pasta Contest WINNERS/@comment-25220801-20141201164304

Mwah-ha-ha! Second place! I'm gonna visit the local cemetaries, dig up all my old teachers, sit them in a circle and then scream at them:

"See you losers, you were wrong, all wrong!"

Ahem...maybe that's a story for another day.

Thanks for all the effort and thanks again for choosing one of my stories. :)