User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25226524-20170211211714/@comment-25947144-20170211230443

Dude that's a sacred fucking tradition, even I won't break it. Plus, he'd find a way to killfuck you with it after.

As for the prison tape, I don't have any reason to blackmail you. Especially seeing you were the bottom bitch.