User blog comment:MaskyTehMask/if you were to date any pasta who would it be?/@comment-24486291-20140425182951

Why in the hell does everyone fantasize about these Creepypastas? It's getting... well, creepy.

First of all, Creepypasta characters are supposed to frighten you. They're not supposed to be "ermahgerd s00per hotnessss." How could you even make them "ermahgerd s00per hotnessss?" It's not exactly like they rival Fabio Lanzoni or something. They're meant to be disgusting, awful creatures, even if most of them don't do their job of frightening you very well.

I'm so frustrated that a legitimate literary website is being plagued with people who think that some of these legitimately creepy characters are nothing more than some hug'm and squeeze'm lovey dovies that purely exist for your weird fangirl fantasies.