User:Kolpik

Crepe Pasta Succotash
I'm sure I'm not the only one who likes to search silly or strange word combinations to see what pops up. 'Crepe pasta succotash' (I was hungry) lead me to a creepy pasta site which eventually lead me here. I had never heard of CPs before. I'm not much of a horror fan, but I've been working on some story ideas. I'm bound to stumble a bit with clichés and such, but it seems like good exercise for toning my writing muscles.

Think About It
All but two of my stories were vetted in the Writer’s Workshop before I posted them to the site.

My Stuff
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Leave Them Be March 17, 2018 - A life altering mistake made while you're sleeping? It could happen.

Twin Valley March 26, 2018 - Carl isn't planning on staying long in Twin Valley. Yeah, like it's up to him.

Impatiently Waiting for the End of the World April 1, 2018 - I swore I'd never write a zombie apocalypse story, so here it is. :b

Oothecae April 3, 2018 - The Fluffy Bubble isn't the only laundromat in town, but David doesn't know that.

Werewolf Ears April 10, 2018 - Just another day at the barbershop.

A Strident Grief April 17, 2018 - A poem about loss.

The Coin and the Clock April 25, 2018 - Jared's algebra tutor has a different lesson planned for today.

The Final Words of Lacey Stroh May 3, 2018 - A person's last words can often have a profound effect on others.

When a Path Isn't a Path May 11, 2018 - A poem about things that aren't what they appear to be.

Dry Eye June 15, 2018 - My entry for Silence for the Summer Solstice contest.

Bow Your Head June 23, 2018 - A poem about death, but really it's about life.

Beyond the Thicket July 18, 2018 - Utter darkness with just a hint of some strange noise. Unsettling? Well, Carl thinks so.

Double Jack July 23, 2018 - Half a shot of Jack Daniels and half a shot of Yukon Jack. Now, that'll grow some hair on ya.

Sloppy Joes Aug 6, 2018 - What price would you pay for happiness and how much of it do you think you could stomach?

Into the Psyche Aug 31, 2018 - PotM for October, 2018. There were a lot of great nominations. Please check 'em out. Shell Shock - Filthy Pig - Damnation 101 - Dog Children - Delusion in Purple and White - Alone

Bitter Candy Oct 16, 2018 - A story about revenge.

Echoism Oct 21, 2018‎ - Submitted/deleted Feb, 26, 2018. Deletion Appeal does work if you put forth the effort.

Works in Progress
Not all ideas pan out. Maybe I'll finish these one day, but for now they sit in the Writer's Workshop. 1956 - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:613938 One-Track Minds - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:614693 Every Race Has a Finish Line - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:612575

My Favorite Quotes
“Well, let it be Kolpik.” ~ Leo Tolstoy

"Stifle a fart and save face." ~ Anonymous (I've never been sure if my friend thought this up or just repeated it. He took it upon himself to be the idiot in the crowd, so no one else received the title. I miss that idiot everyday.)

"I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans." ~ Neil Diamond

"Home is the comfiest place to be." ~ A.A. Milne

"He that lives upon hope dies farting." ~ Benjamin Franklin

I deserted the world and sought solitude because I became tired of rendering courtesy to those multitudes who believe that humility is a sort of weakness, and mercy a kind of cowardice, and snobbery a form of strength. ~ Kahlil Gibran