User:MisunderstoodAnarchist



   class Helgrind

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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way."

Charles Dickens : A Tale Of Two Cities (1859); 



I obsess my ass off on paradoxes because those are *the* shit. Darwin and Lovelock and Dalton and Freud and Zeno and Douglas Adams and Asimov are my freaking heroes;

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">LOVE APOCALYPSES, SCI-FI AND I AM HUGE STAR WARS FAN;

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">BLUE BLOODED CRUSTACEAN RAVENCLAW. ALL YE INTELLECTUAL BADASSES UNITE;

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">Pesterchum : prototypeAutomaton

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">Skype : CyanideJester

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">If you enjoy playing with noobs on your dota 2 team, add me :D I'd be happy to ruin your game!

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">Steam : CaptainGenesis

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">Fanfiction : https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4717678/

<p style="font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;text-align:center;">        <span style="color:rgb(143,152,160);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:18px;font-size:13px;">"Against stupidity, the gods themselves, contend in vain. I am no god and I shall contend no longer." - Schiller.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(143,152,160);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Seriously, ya'll. Schiller was a chill dude. <span style="color:rgb(143,152,160);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">FRANK O' HARA DIED IN THE MOST EPIC AND BADASS WAY EVER. IF YOU THINK OTHER WISE, PLEASE GO JUMP INTO A WELL.

<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(143,152,160);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">ch33rs m8!

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