Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5643552-20150313132709/@comment-26114676-20150321144929

Deaths Scribe wrote: Raidra wrote: Our robot tasted human blood, so we had to put it down before it became a man-eater.

Here's one that somehow slipped my mind on the previous thread - "Lil Wayne's Secret". The worst part isn't even the story (which is still pretty bad). The worst part is that the people who praised this story made comments like "This is probably true!" and "I can believe this!" I thought, "Are you serious!? If you are, then I've got a nice bridge in Brooklyn I'd be willing to sell you!" Hopefully they were just kidding, but if they were serious, then odds are good they also believe that I really did have a robot that needed to be put down. I HAVE NOW PROVEN EVERYTHING OF WHAT I SAID  TO BE A COMPLETE SHAMBLE!

 in some cases, now ive read this, you could have a robot that tasted blood, or ironicly was fueled by blood and was programmed to self refuel itself by putting a syringe like device in a major arterie or something. Devouring can also be used as a biofuel by the robot literally eating the victim in some way and maybe digest it by cremating the body inside itself? If any of you have seen thos torture devices that they used in rome where they put people in a bull or somethin and they light a fire under it so it like becomes an oven, that is what im talking about.

Well other than those high tech options, it is still physically incapable for a robot to devour  and digest a human.

Fun fact! Or not so fun fact? The bulls that they would stick people in were designed in such a way that the screaming of the victim inside came out of it sounding like a bull. I'm assuming it's because they didn't want to hear the actual screams...either that or it was some form of dark humor they giggled about later.

As for worst pasta? I can't even contribute because they've all been stated before or don't even come close to the pastas being posted.