User blog comment:EtherBot/How you do'in/@comment-25458443-20160924173947

JOKE ONE: There once was a man who wanted to build himself a house made of precisely ninety nine bricks. So he goes to the local supply store only to find out that they only sell bricks in bundles of 50 and 100. He tries to negotiate with the manager but decides to just buy the bundle of 100 bricks and go on his way.

So after a couple hours he finally builds his masterpeice of a home out of exactly ninety nine bricks, but as you remember he bought 100 bricks. So he still has one brick leftover since 100-99=1. So what does he do to this extra brick? He CHUCKS IT INTO THE AIR!!!

JOKE TWO: So there's this guy sitting in a planeride to New York and he's smoking a cigar to pass the time. Meanwhile, the girl sitting on his right has her dog sitting on her lap. The girl looks at the guy and says "Excuse me, but that cigar is making my dog very sick, could you please put it out"

The guy looks over at the girl for a minute and says "You're not even supposed to HAVE a dog on this plane!" She glares at him,"You're not allowed to have Cigars either!"

They go back and forth for a bit but eventually the Girl makes a deal. She says she'll open the plane window, and that she'll toss her dog out if he throws out his cigar. The guy thinks about it for a bit and agrees, because he has extra cigars anyway.

The girl opens the window and they both toss their stuff out, but the girl (thinking she's won) pulls on the dogs leash back into the plane. But  can you guess what the dog had in it's mouth?

THE BRICK!