User blog comment:Raidra/Panic at the Corn Maze/@comment-24381191-20141005090729/@comment-4849011-20141005130926

That's why I find this hilarious. I just have this image in my mind of them panicking and shouting, "We've got to get out of here!" It's also strange because you think, "Okay, if you're panicked enough to call for emergency assistance, why not just exit by running screaming through the corn? You've already lost your dignity."