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This is a set of instructions of how to make contact with The Son of The Devil. Now, you don't have to do if you're that scared to get dragged to Hell, have your soul snatched from your body, or get possessed by a Demon or something like that. But, there is a way to find out who The Antichrist is. But if your interested in this ritual, then listen closely... If you want to of course... Listening? Good. Then let's get started.

You need to do this at the sixth year, of the sixth day, of the sixth month. Yes, this IS The Number of The Beast himself, that ol' "666" does count when summoning The Antichrist. For this summoning to work, you need to do this at home, when the midnight hour strikes twelve. Getting straight to the point aren't we? Well, you're basically inviting a vampire into your home, but it's one of the most nightmarish and startling entities any person would dare to imagine. But let's get right into the ritual.

First thing you need is a set of spiced pumpkin candles. Enough to go in a circle around yourself. Next, you need a piece of paper. You also need to draw a devil's pentagram on the piece of paper, lined, one from the printer, one with other colors, it doesn't matter. Drawing a pentagram will invite The Antichrist into your home, so use a knife from the kitchen, or from your pocket to cut your arm till it bleeds. Don't worry, after the ritual, you'll get a bandage or have to pay your hospital bills after the doctors sow your cut shut.

Next, draw the pentagram in your own blood. Blood goes with everything doesn't it? But, if you use your own blood, The Antichrist will know exactly who's blood belonged to. If you use someone else's blood, the ritual won't work. Then, light the candles, not all at once, go in a circular motion when your doing it. Once you light the candles, go light the next one after the other. Once you lit the candles, turn off all the lights in your house. Use a flashlight while your at it, don't want you falling down the stairs now would you?

Now, one more thing I must mention. If your going to actually summon quote-on-quote, "The Beast", if you have any religious or holy artifacts or crosses along with you, not just The Bible, those need to go. Place them in your shed in the backyard before summoning the Antichrist, or put them in a box and bury them in the front yard. They need to- I mean it, they need to STAY OUTSIDE, at all accounts. If there is any holy sacrilegious items such as, a Bible, a cross, a painting of Jesus Christ, or any holy item as such, the summoning will not work.

Once you got everything straightened out for The Antichrist's arrival, you turn the flashlight off, stay inside the circle of orange light, and close your eyes tight. Imagine your deeply falling asleep, keep your eyes closed for about 10 minutes, and count under your breath,

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..."

Then open them...

Once you opened your eyes, you'll see The Antichrist with you in the room. He's not like Barock Obama or Donald Trump or some shit like that. He's will resemble a nine year old boy. Only, he won't do something like, be grumpy and down right heinous towards you like any spoiled brat would. He'll actually give you an evil smirk. Almost, as if he is a cat ready to pounce on an unsuspecting mouse. He's like Damien from The Omen, or Lucius from that game everybody's been playing. But, the most scary part about this little Satanic entity... is his eyes. Inky black and ringed in dark red. The red around his eyes are almost like infected rashes, no matter how innocent he tried to look, he can't hide the insidious and malevolent part inside of him. He will wear his trademark dark suit and tie, his finger nails are black as well. You need to actually make him feel welcome, try and make sure what pleases him. Don't worry, he won't make kitchen utensils fly at your face on their own, or sick some Hell Hounds after you. He already knows what you mean, and tells you that it's ok. You see, The Antichrist is just like his father, he knows what your going to say or do. He also knows what your thinking. He's powerful too, so don't underestimate or provoke him. He'll try and snap your neck with an unseen force, or suck your soul dry, like squeezing a wet sponge. But, he'll let you think about it first, before you think twice about it and apologize.

Now, having The Antichrist in your own home is not an easy task, you must act like your the parent, and he's the child. Even though your NOT, and The Devil (or "Satan") is his biological parent. Whenever he speaks, it's not in like those childish tones, whenever he talks, it's very quiet and whispery, as if your talking to a scary person in a haunted attraction. Sometimes while your trying to keep him company, he'll go through your family photos and say in a teasing manner, "What a lovely family history." or, "I know someone in your family died, too bad he won't help his starving family!" something along those lines, he's gonna try and break your mind and say things that you thought it will last forever. And he'll say those mocking words with an evil grin.

And that's the thing. He'll try and hurt you mentally. So try and keep it all in, and say, "I know, it was a horrible day." In a calm voice. It's basically about being nice to a welcome visitor. Even though your "Visitor" is someone who will one day turn the movie, The Purge, into a reality. Needless to say, The Antichrist isn't the one to forget things. Unlike us human beings, we tend to forget somethings like our smart-phones, or the TV remote. The Antichrist will know where they are, he'll show you where they are without hesitation. But, words of warning while The Antichrist is inside your house, do NOT let him out of your site. If so, then you'll experience loud thumps in the walls, just one time, or another. You might hear defining silence around your home, before you feel a loud smack on the back over your head, and when you turn, you'll see nothing. You feel like our being watched, or you might hear something like a snarling wolf somewhere in your house.

One of these will happen when you loose site of The Antichrist. But don't worry, he's still in the house, he might be just looking around or waiting to jump from around the corner and scream in a comedic way with his hands over his head to resemble claws. He will continue to talk his way into breaking and shattering your mind, but you must keep your composer and answer his bastardizing talking with stuff like, "Haha, she was clumsy sometimes", or, "Sometimes he just pisses me off, I'm glad he got what he deserved. but damn he was so cute though..." Be careful, he might come off saying with a sick smile, "Oh? And how good was he at making sweet sex?" or, "If you hate him THAT much, then why aren't you grabbing a gun and ending your suffering?" No matter how much you want to shake the Demon child, you can't bear to think how he will see your anger or sadness inside you. And that's what you need to be careful about, he knows when your hurt. He'll enjoy the pleasure at making you break down into madness. It's as if he was born to shatter someone's mind. And that's how good he is at being a mind-breaker, he's good at it, he knows how it works, like someone getting their driver's license.

Now I know what our thinking, 'how do I show him the door?'. Well, I'm glad you asked. To bring him back to Hell with his father, you must say, "It's been lovely to have you come and visit. Hope to see you in the near future as our new president." You must lead him to where you summoned him, and he'll give you a nice, firm handshake, and you both must bow at the waist up, and go to the middle of the circle, kneel down, and close your eyes again for ten minutes, and ignore the ominous sounds I described before. Once more, count to ten slowly under your breath, and open them. The Antichrist is gone, the sounds quiet, and your finally alone.

Put the candles out one by one, again, in a circular motion. Now, turn on the lights around your house, and put every holy and religious items back where they belong. Now, if you don't end the ritual correctly, The Antichrist will be sent back, but not for long. He'll bring a slew of bad luck towards you and your loved ones. Not just bad luck like breaking a mirror will bring you years of bad luck. It's something like a car crash, or someone killing another out of nowhere.

If you want to summon The Antichrist, that's fine, it's your funeral. I think the best thing for you to do, is to NOT do the ritual. You'll wish you haven't done the ritual. But as you'll do the ritual, do not- DO NOT... Look at The Antichrist's eyes... staring deep into his eyes will cause you to feel small and helpless, like a child after witnessing The Boogeyman in his or her room. He isn't like your average spoiled brat where he kicks and screams at you. He is sophisticated, powerful, intelligent, and oh so patient. But most of all, pure evil. You do not want to do this. If you do, he will very well drive you insane, and scare you to death. All who did this either died or been sent to nearby mental hospitals, all have traumatized experiences with The Antichrist.

So please, for your own well being, do NOT summon The Antichrist. It will cost you your life. Or our soul of course. But if your like any of those thrill seekers, go right ahead, but be careful... This guy knows human psychology like the back of his hand, it's as if your talking to Freddy Krueger, he knows how to get inside your head and fuck you up. He and his father had been doing this for a millennium. Like father like son I guess. And also, try not to loose your cool. He doesn't take lightly to threats, being The Son of The Devil. He'll just kill you on the spot, or simply drag you to Hell as he laughed, "I lied to you! You are a meek and humble fool! And you believed me!" So, to prevent this from happening, you must keep asking him simple questions that he already knows already, like, "How long has your father been reigning in Hell?" "How many souls has he tortured?" and "How old are you actually?" And he'll answer with "My father isn't in Hell, he is roaming the Earth seeking people to tempt and sin, and thus separate themselves from God." "There are millions of people coming to burn to a fritter my dear child. There are so many souls to torture, we aren't making enough effort to even fry some chicken." and, "I am a century old. Our age as Demons are a millennium, as your age as human mortals, are a year."

As stated before, this ritual is very dangerous, so be very cautious when doing it correctly. Things WILL go very bad, and the worst part is... it will never be undone. If this ritual escalades out of control, it's out of your hands. And it will cost you your life, and you'll wind up in a constant loop of pain and torture as your soul is being burned in an never-ending Hell. And trust me, you won't get more than a tan once your down there, my friend did the same thing, and look what happened. Now my friend has been gone since last week. I'll never see him again... cause of that damn ritual... Whatever sick, twisted tortures they might be doing to him... might happen to you... Or me...! So please, for the love of God, don't summon the Antichrist! Cause if you do... don't underestimate his power... Cause I know You will laugh at him, mock him, say that he can't hurt you, he's just 