User blog:HumboldtLycanthrope/Not a Christmas Carol Contest

Inspired by a burst of insanity I unleashed yesterday and Shawn's excellent follow up to it, I'd like to offer a place where we can rewrite Christmas carols, making them creepy and scary and bizarre and generally fucked up.

Want to sing about Slenderman or JTK or the dark lord Tobit to the tunes of Silent Night Holy Night or Rudolph? Awesome, let's see it! Or do you just want to get weird with the Little Drummer Boy? Killer, do it!

'Tis the season my fellow creepies, get imaginative and rewrite some classic Christmas Carols the creepypasta way!