Talk:Crabs/@comment-40114248-20190911203924/@comment-4514684-20190914164722

I was going to say the presence of that lobstrocity in a new body should be concerning, but then I realized it was still around whether the story had happened or not. So we're really just down one incel, which isn't a loss when you really get down to it.

Wasn't trying too hard for comedy on this one, but it was written as a bit of a Chuck Palahniuk homage, and that man is hilarious in all the sickest ways.