User blog:AlixeTiir/I SPILLED TACO SAUCE ON MY SHIRT

SO I WAS EATING A TACO, AND THIS ASSHOLE ALMOST RAN INTO THE CAR I WAS IN, WHICH CAUSED ME TO SPILL TACO SAUCE ON MY SHIRT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WILL RAISE ME TACO INSURANCE PREMIUMS BY? ALMOST £40! YES, I SAID POUNDS, NOT USD, I ONLY BUY EUROPEAN TACO INSURANCE TO AVOID THE WRATH OF OBAMA'S TACO INSURANCE WATCHING AGENCY. THEY HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE, EXCEPT EUROPE AND THE INTERNET.