Talk:I Am a Big Boy/@comment-33089254-20170916004919/@comment-29652084-20170916022637

". . .when mere mortals might have been tempted by 'His head shatters into myriad fragments'. . ."

The first rule of fictional storytelling: KISS. Keep it simple, stupid.

Oh, by the way: good job on complaining about how the writer's chosen descriptors don't fall under your standards. Fuck the plot, right? Yeah, just going to ignore that and complain sarcastically about that single line at the end of the story. Because coming up with actual criticism is hard.

Oh, and then when an admin calls me out I'm going to ignore everything he says and go after the alleged misuse of a word. This in spite of the fact that the site accepts both American and British English, but that's just another thing I'll gladly ignore if I get to one-up somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. Oh, and when I do post sources, I'll blatantly miss the line that proves me completely wrong.

Although, it seems here that you're complaining about the Quality Standards. Funny, your stories were deleted for failing the same guidelines. So if they got stricter, you realize that you wouldn't have a shot in hell, right?

I'd argue further, but I'm pretty sure that you'll find some alleged misuse of your version of English to complain about without actually addressing any of my arguments.