User blog:InappropriateName/The people I've had to deal with in the past few years.

Okay, so this is a vent about one or two assholes that I've come across in my short life. Feel free to troll or hurt my feelings, as this is a vent.

Asshole No. 1- Joshua.

I don't even know where to start with this dumbass. First off, he's a FOB. Let's just leave it at that because it has almost nothing to do with this.

Anyway. I fucking hate this guy.

Offense No. 1 from Asshole No. 1- Sniffling

It's not a fucking cultural difference. No one wouldn't say ANYTHING about his sniffling. No complaints or anything, because they probably think that Asians are normally dirty like that. But not me. I have hygiene. I blow my nose, especially when everyone is taking a test, because I know that it feels like Chinese Water Torture to others.

And the funniest part?

This asshole is sitting right next to a tissue box.

Offense No. 2 from Asshole No. 1- Coughing

One day, the teacher asked the whole class to stand. What do you know, we're changing seats! I finally get to get away from that oily chick who stares at me all the time!

Oh fuck.

I have to sit in front of that asshole.

Well it can't be that bad, he's not sniffling an--OH FUCK HE'SNOTCOVERINGHISCOUGHSANDIT'SGOINGSTRAIGHTTOTHEBACKOFMYHEADANDNECK

Offense No. 3 from Asshole No. 1- Questions.

So I finally get to get the teacher to move me away from him (She thought I was lying or joking.) And now what?

I remember.

Now that I wasn't distracted by the fact that any mucus left in his lungs was flying into my hair, I just remembered that he asked a whole shiteload of stupid and annoying questions.

Fuck, even the teacher got pissed.

Offense No. 4 from Asshole No. 1- The FUCKING SCAB

So I'm in my Biology class, at least I'm sitting far away from this dick. And the class is loud and curious enough to drown out his questions. Plus now he has a scab. Well, karma's a bitch, right?

No.

I had to deal with this fucker's gooey, deep leg-scab wiping off on me every time he passed behind me. Because he doesn't know how to say excuse me.

You know what? I'm going to make this into a series.