Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-25624644-20141105015428

Here's some:

If you ever wanted something badly, and you find instructions on how to get it by driving eleven miles, DON'T DO IT. IT IS ALMOST CERTAIN YOU WILL DIE!

If you turn on a computer and find it is not plugged in, or has some file or folder called PICTURES or the like, smash it.

If you have an urge to play Mr. Kitty Saves the World, try to lose. You'll win. And hopefully be safe.

Any file that has 'unknown', 'untitled', or the like should be treated with caution.

Don't attempt a ritual. They're too hard and you'll probably die.

If ritual is attempted, carry a big box of salt.