User blog:Obcasus/Sick.

I have a cold. It sucks. A lot.

I'm on the ending part of it, but when I had it, it was horribur.

As compared to April of this year when I had bronchitis, this cold was nothing.

But as with everybody, colds are the bane of our existence.

If a cold were a person, he would be the kid who farts in class.

A cold is the person everybody hates named Brian.

A cold is a little kid kicking your shins and head-butting your balls.

Colds are dicks.