User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Please check out this review of Empy's novel/@comment-26030957-20161220162000

A penguin was driving along when his car broke down. He took it to a mechanic who said to come back in an hour. The penguin loved ice cream, so he went and got some vanilla ice cream and when he got back to the mechanic it was dripping off his beak.

The mechanic said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin said, "No, it's only ice cream."