Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-2240864-20140612220044/@comment-25136910-20140622200921

I would write it, and then throw it in the fire and sacrifice myself to Unicron. Then I would be reformatted into a better writer and then make it into a book. Then I would go insane and then eat all the copies of the book. Then I would become a ghost and tumble into the far reaches of space... And then make my escapades into a book... Or just not write it all. The first bit sounds more fun though.