User blog:Awikicontributer/What I have been doing

hello again all. I am sure you all don't give 2 assfucks about what I was doing BUT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING DILDO. Anyways, while I was gone, I browsed the internet for stuf and I found stuf. this stuf? fun facts...

I have decided to list a few of these fun facts below.

DID YOU KNOW?

 * If everyone in China were to get in a single-file line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.


 * Women mature much faster than men.


 * There is an RC "Flying Fuck" you can purchase online


 * If you farted consistently for 9 years and 18 days, you would produce enough energy to equal that of an atomic bomb.


 * 3/4 of fecal matter is water.


 * Dog poop can be red, blue or violet.


 * If a hawiian woman holds a flower over her left ear, it means she is available.


 * Scientists have yet to figure out why when you eat corn, it comes out as kernals.


 * If a woman somehow has a problem in her bowels that screws up the "piping" in her intestines, it is possible for her to defecate out of her vaginal opening.