User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170203172903/@comment-28060931-20170203182110

You would know, since you Raputin your penis into wood-chipper. Thing is, I tried to circumcise myself with a potato peeler, but my dicks is made out of steel. Close to one billion women can confirm. The only women that could confirm you had penis is your mother.