User blog:I, Da Cashman/YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!

Stupid Spam Mail did the whole "creepypasta character knows what creepypastas are" before me? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......

The story is pretty good though. Less a creepypasta and more an eerie commentary on how we are so quick to assume. It's different enough from mine for reasons I won't say now because it would spoil the Limp Bizkit creepypasta and fully reveal the details of it's universe before I'm ready. So I'm still going with it.