User blog:Mr.Zalgopasta/Remember My Novella?

Hello my many minions,

If you don't... FFFFFFUUUUUUU. Well I'm writing a novella for the site. The moar you know. BUT NO MATTER!!! I am glad to announce to you all that I've started writing it today and have just finished writing Chapter One. And no, I don't give a shit whether you care or not. Not a single fuck will be given by me. I'm just too damn happy to do as such.

I'll be updating my progress on my blog so keep your eyes peeled. Or don't. I'm impartial (did I spell that right Cleric, Slosh, Bill, whatever?)

Regards.