User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Want to see something funny? Check out this picture of my son giving Santa the finger/@comment-25073641-20151126093709/@comment-26030957-20151126135013

Yeah, I've never lied to my kid about anything and we always told him Santa wasn't real. We didn't want to fill his head with silly shit only to crush him later. We just told him Santa was a symbol of the spirit of winter solstice, a metaphor for light and love in a time of darkness, when the days were the shortest. A fun thing and a neat symbol but not real, just like the Easter Bunny, GWAR, Slenderman, Jesus and Nixon.