User blog comment:EtherBot/Its My Birthday/@comment-31073921-20170303145552

Happy birthday ether bot. There I said it, now I'm done. I know you don't really know me. But let's go have some fun.

We'll go make fun of Empy. Maybe Derpy or Dix too. We could go to the Bahamas. Or even Tuvalu.

We'll put a death match up. Between Dupin and A_O. Tell 'em the other called em a ****. and put 'em in Bismarck archipelago.

Sorry if I got caught up with this. But damn - Dupin's strong. Why'd I bet on A_O?
 * well I was wrong...

Oh god... that's gory. Ok now maybe stop. Is this what you wanted dammit? A_O's blood to clot?

Ok well happy BDay... Sorry about the mess. When the cops come. I'll force dupin to confess. (Why dafaq did I just write this?)