User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Artists wanted to help design a creepypasta tattoo/@comment-26030957-20150304042802/@comment-28938497-20150304193405

Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

I tried to think up a joke about benefit fraud, but it doesn't work.

How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it.

Without the invention of steel, swords would be pointless.

My local pharmacy was charging $10 for wax strips. What a rip off!