User blog comment:Tyberzannisultra/Creepypasta Narration/@comment-4893169-20150208235002/@comment-24040907-20150224230740

I actually got to see the drawing in the article that informed me of this. I'm not sure if it's the real drawing, but it fits the song pretty well.

You know, there's a Tool song out there that called Die Eier Von Satan. It's sung in a strange tongue, and seems like a creepy and evil song at first glance. But the "strange tongue" is actually German, and when translated into English, yields a recipe for cookies.

Cookies  -_-

Other times, we wish that songs would be symbolically about one thing, when they're actually about another. I want to believe with all my heart and soul that Hotel California is about Purgatory, but it's actually (most likely) just about the music industry's condition in 1969.