User blog comment:ChristianWallis/I Read These Pastas, You Won't Believe What Happened Next! (no.5)/@comment-25941663-20161215163832/@comment-25941663-20161215165447

I didn't even read your story. All your stories are set to private so nobody will blow their brains out reading them. The comments on there are bots.

Sorry Emp, it's the truth. Even Amazon got in, accepting your novel only after we let them know of your situation.

In all seriousness, I have over 15 of your stories on my 'to read' list for more than a year, and I haven't even started. One day you will receive a rogue review by your truly. One day... *looks philosophically into space*