User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-27838637-20170226144552/@comment-25226524-20170227155420

Even if I place last, getting "Quote of the Year" from Dupin will be the ointment to my burn. I'd also like to take a moment to personally apologize to everyone that completely lost the will to live, as well as the ones that are now 100% sexually confused.