User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Not a Christmas Carol Contest/@comment-6554265-20151221111157

(to the tune of A Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a safe and protected Christmas

It's the only time we'll allow

We assure that you'll endure

an agonizing penalty and how

Have a safe and protected Christmas

And if we catch you roaming the streets

We'll have your family shot and, in a cell, you'll rot

The curfew, you must meet

Joy's a facade

for it's outlawed

Apathy is all you need

Emotion is but a flaw

Death or obey this creed

Have a safe and protected Christmas

And if you even dare rebel

Prepare for a hell, you infidel

All resistance will be quelled