User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta Local Boy Done Does Good!/@comment-25569708-20180723052310

Dude.

That is so ridiculously awesome to see. It does my cold, dead heart good to see your book performing so well. My Most Curry Congratulations to you are in order for your achievement.

You want a joke, eh? I'll refer to my friend Emo on that one:

"I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off of me, you two!'"