User blog:Majormojo500/About me and my face...

Hello all who care to read this. :) M ia Majormojo500, but I'll let you call me mojo. All (zero) of my friends do. here's some specs on me:

height: 6 ft

weight:190 lbs.

hair: ruddy brown

eyes: brown

race: white

age:18

I have a beard.

I like to eat sandwiches with bannanas, PB and honey :D (not people)

I have a cat named teenie, who has become fat recently... irony.

I love a good, long pasta. One that will creep me right the hell out the front door. If YOU, whoever YOU are, have any pasta suggestions I'd love to hear them. I leave feedback on about every pasta I read. I really love to read a good pasta at 2 am and get freaked the F out. XD

I was borned and raised right here on planet earth. so I can really relate to people well. if I can't get along with someone, chances they're an alien or a sub-terrarian worm who has burrowed up a person's butt and has taken control of their brain.

I like My Little Pony.

I don't like shitpastas. write em right or don't at all :P

I am not a huge fan of greek yogurt.

I guess that's about it... now you know me :P