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I know an english joke, but after googling that, I found out it's fairy known, so you may already know it.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other, "Funny, I smell carrots".

I also found those:

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!""

"Where do cows go for the first date? To the moooooovies!"

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"