User blog comment:Dorkpool/Pop Tarts Commercials/@comment-25052433-20150213001306

This is really funny because I have felt the same way about these commercials. They give the pop tart characters a lot of personality, and ability to speak and think, and then they are eatten by people with apparently no laws or social barriers to speak against this behavior.

I mean, in the baby commericial, it's obvious that someone took the time to admit the parents, birth the baby and place it in a nursery for care. So clearly the pop tarts have a recognized place in society. So, with that being established, are we to assume that it is still perfectly legal to devour them alive, so long as you're a human?

Another one of these commercials showed a pop tart person being lured into a room that turned out to be a giant sized oven. The oven turns on and you see the pop tart man begin to demonstrate concern and panic for his situation, as he is slowly being heated. Human children watch on and smile, waiting for the poor bastard to die so that they can eat him.

Of course, this is perfect nerd banter, as we all know in reality that these are just commercials and actually have no deeper meaning beyond selling pop tarts. Still though, this is an entertaining dicussion, and I am so glad I am not the only one that has felt this way.