User blog:Jacket Mike/Ripoff of a Ripoff - About Fantastic Mister Horse

Yes

 * I am male.
 * My name is Michael.
 * I am brazilian.
 * I do have self hatred for myself.
 * I am in deep depression.
 * I am already complaining about my life in this blog because I'm a stupid idiot.
 * I am sexually straight.
 * Though, I am not looking for any romantical relationship in real life.
 * Internet dating? Hardly interested.
 * I am emotionless most of the time.
 * I am very shy.
 * I am very quiet.
 * I hardly smile (Keanu Reeves style).
 * I am a total dickhead sometimes, and I deeply regret that.
 * I am a gamer.
 * I do like Jettan.

No

 * I am not racist.
 * I am not homophobic.
 * I will not take pictures of myself shirtless for your pleasure.
 * I do not like to have my eye licked (seriously, what is this?)
 * I do not like to be spyed on (hear that, NSA? Screw you.)
 * I do not approve most (not all) sexual innuendos directed to me.
 * I am not a perverted freak.
 * I don't RP often, let alone "Hugs and Snuggles" RP.
 * I do not kill people, even though I can hurt them pretty badly.
 * I am not a psychopath.
 * I am not a brony, even though I show interest in the Brony Culture.
 * I don't smoke.
 * I don't drink.
 * I am not Jesse Pinkman.
 * I am not a JtK Fanboy.
 * I do not eat cats.
 * I will not show you my face.