User:Phonylicous

I'm never going back there, never. That place murdered my happiness, I can't live. I don't want to die like this, I have to kill myself before "they" do.

I got a job at some place called "Freddy Faz Bears Pizzeria". They needed a watchman to keep these weird animal robots at bay. The guy told me they get querky at night, then he joked about how they would shove a exo-skeleton up my ass, if they got me. I laughed it off, but I was wrong, totally wrong.

I turned on the computer, and started looking around. I finally got a view of what these guys looked like. Honestly, they looked creepy as fuck. I turned to my pizza, then some loud-ass sound came from the computer. It was camera #4, it was audio only. I looked back at the robots and the duck was gone. I pressed a button that would close both doors. Sucks, I couldn't close them for to long or else the power would go out. I turned on the left light, and that goddamn duck was there. I froze in horror, I quickly looked at the computer and quickly looked at the computer. They were all missing, I looked at camera #9, pirates cove. Eyes peered out through the curtains, I switched off the computer, and I dove under the desk. I waited for my demise, I guess for two hours. I got out and I checked the clock, it was 6 am. Thank God for this.

I quit the job, right after I got out. I found newspapers from the place, but obviously never got to read them. I read article one.

Kids Missing, Last Seen At Freddys Pizzeria. Children around 5 and 7, have gone missing after a show at Freddy Faz Bears Pizzeria. The parents were stricken with grief, "I am so confused about how my child went missing, this deserves an explanation right now" says one parent of a victim. The family's are suing the place. Cops are still investigating this case. Only time will tell if they find them.

Killer Found On Camera, But Doesn't Shed Light On Victims Location. Camera footage shows a man in a golden Freddy Faz Bear suit, talking to the victims. Then he brutally murders them and the footage is cut from there. Parents are grief-stricken and one attempted to kill the culprit. The killer, worked here as a watchman for the night. We don't know the reason for the killings, but we do know the man is a monster.

Sanitation Issues Threaten Freddys Pizzeria Customers say that the robots of Freddys Pizzeria have mucus and blood around the eyes and mouth, also they gave off a horrid stench, that made half of the customers leave on one show. People are now suing the place and the pizzeria is broke.

I am not going back there, what ever you do, don't go there, never.