User blog comment:Mirai Ender/My Dark Pasta Secret./@comment-25024572-20150314193505/@comment-25024572-20150316131648

Well, you're right about it being Riff worthy, if my Riff is any indication. Take a look at the Riff and have a bit of a laugh:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Dorkpool/Creepypasta_Riffs:_Angry_Sylvester