User blog comment:SupremeKai4/Creepypasta Reviews/@comment-5239282-20130128194643

A solemn cry resonates from your computer, and a wave of heat emanates from the base...

"The Ultimate Problem Solver > Please, read this now or die horny~" It calls.

Because I want somebody to actually review it and point out any inexcusable errors instead of orgasm on every crevice imaginable that it has. ._.