User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25941663-20170221145621/@comment-25941663-20170221151406

"Everyone knows you're the one who finishes the fastest what he starts."

That brought a tear to my eye. Godammit, if I can finish three times in one minute using only a worn out sock, I can also finish this story in time!

I feel inspired, thanks Dix.