Talk:Spider Cannibals/@comment-24381191-20140715204748/@comment-31545298-20170614025321

Spider cannibal pig, spider cannibal pig, does whatever a whateverthefuckinghellitis can.

Can it swing, from a web? No, it can't fuck off. Members of the Suidae family don't normally have opposable thumbs with which to grab onto webs, especially not those things.

Look oouutt, here comes the spider cannibal pig. How quick, Johnny, fetch me my minigun.