User blog comment:Raidra/Creepy Craft for Children/@comment-24040907-20141205001234/@comment-24040907-20141205020619

Cute? Oh Lawrdie, no. The Mickey Mouse gas masks are the number one example of High Octane Nightmare Fuel in my book. Well, I'm probably just a scardie-cat. Gas masks speak to me on a different level. I mean, they don't actually talk to me (that would be weird) but they carry with them a heavy meaning. They've become more like symbols than physical equipment.

American Dad? I've heard of that one but never watched it. That episode sounds funny, I'd like to hear some of the other things Klaus said.

A while back I wrote up a comedy article called Satire on the Great Wars in which I characterize England, Germany, France, Russia and America as individual people, and describe the events of the two wars as if they were a petty argument between said people. It was pretty funny, but also hilariously obscene, so you probably don't want to hear the entire thing.

There is this one part that goes >They called their team the Allies because that's all they could agree upon after they turned down England's idea of "The Royals", France's idea of "Deft Punks", and America's idea of "Monster Trucks". Ultimately, Germany's team made their own way cooler name, The Axis Powers *thundercrash*

"That's right!" Germany might've said, "Our name is Axis! Axis as in the pole that runs through the f****** Earth!"<

So, you could probably say I wasn't in "sober" mind while writing that. But hey, it's kinda funny.