User:RandomDudez24

There is a way to summon a deathly figure nameI d, you guessed it, Death's Reaper. All you have to do is at midnight, knock on your door 12 times ONLY!! I cannot stress this enough! Also you HAVE TO BE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS!! Screw up on ANY of these rules and you will be greeted by Lucifer himself, SHOULD you success in completing this, you may open the door at 12:01 A.M. in whatever time zone you are in, and see a figure in a dark black robe. He will say "what do you wish to know or receive?" Do NOT panic because his voice will scare the crap out of you. Say whatever you wish, and it will be granted. Ask what you wish and he will answer truthfully. To send him on his way, say these words EXACTLY: "Thank you O' Great Reaper, you may now proceed." Then shut your door. Congrats, you have successfully completed the ritual, but be careful, as he will ALWAYS stick to you mentally and haunt you.

NOTE: this is my first Pasta, let me know how I did in the comments. Also, this is fake. But realistic fiction :)