User blog comment:KillaHawke1/Approaching 300/@comment-25226524-20160601134722/@comment-25226524-20160602133734

Make fun now, but I'll be the one living the high life when my Robotica69000 arrives, and you all never hear from me again. Robogasms forever!

And damn, the title does really fit, DV. Dare I say "The slot thickens" or perhaps even more deplorable "The twat thickens"?

And now I have no friends.