User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/Empy's Halloween Horr-tacular! (2018)/@comment-36393004-20181031014530

I am so glad you mentioned MST3K, I LOVED that show. My brother and I watched almost every episode and from that point forward we mocked every bad horror film in that fashion. He and I actually made a list of "Must Haves" in a horror movie. Things that made the list: Someone with glasses who inexplicably loses/breaks them, someone who is being chased going upstairs where there is no means of escape, some some of sexual encounter that has nothing to do with plot, no one ever thinks to run to a car and get the hell out of dodge, a dark room attempting to be lit by a lighter (or a cell phone by today's standards), etc. etc.