User blog comment:Anarchic Operations/Getting Away With Murder/@comment-9201093-20160624225438

Either own or know someone who owns a pig farm.

Kill a person in your preferred manner, grind the bones, feed meat to pigs, slaughter pigs, eat the meat. Do this sparingly as cannibalism can cause health issues.

Draw an acid bath and then bury the remains (along with the acid, use something like a barrel) in a wooded or other such area FAR away from your house.

Become a doctor. Assist in assisted suicide.

Alright, I'm going to end this before I get the NSA on my ass.