User blog comment:TuggingaRhythm/Can somebody explain to me why Jeff the Killer has the most overprotective fanbase in the history of Creepypasta?/@comment-25132376-20140813135023

If only Jeff was real he'd totally scare the crud out of them, imagine if he walked up to one of there does -knocks and they answer the door- "am I beautiful?" Death by shock I believe.