User blog comment:The Koromo/Creepypasta Wiki Song Contest, Part 2/@comment-28088262-20160101085622/@comment-26030957-20160103152455

You'd better goddamn well make it a good one, ya' little whipper snapper.

And stay off my lawn, sonny!

Kids today and their emojis. "XD" what the hell is that anyway? Looks like that goddamn possum that was stuck in my attic after I shot it.

Drunken goddamn cat. And Jameson, who wastes good Irish whiskey on a fucking feline? Waste of booze, I tell you. Waste of booze.