Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-26502770-20150616223928

Are you suffering from depression or any other mental illness or disorder.Well lucky for you there is an ancient mayan ritual for that.Note this wont only cure mental disorders and those things.But it will boost your iq and make your mind stronger.There have been cases of people dyeing while attempting this ritual.Why would you risk your life when you can visit youre psychologist.Well its cheaper and guaranteed to work.And it wont be as easy as going for a midnight walk in the park.I will list equipment you need to cleanse youre mind below

8 candles with the color that represents your personality the best(those candles cant have the beautiful lavender smell of your girlfriend's panties)

1 black candle(if your previous candle's were black then use white)

A small pocket knife

Heres the tricky part if your suffering from depression or any disorder that only affects your view towards your self. For example social anxiety disorder or any social problems dont bring the next thing.But if your indeed a schizophrenic or any other disorder that can make you kill or hallucinate.Bring a small living creature like a mouse or a rat.

Salt lots of it

And prepare yourself.If your not in the correct state of mind you will be laying in a coffing and getting buried undergroud.

First you need to find a foot path or road that is at least 9 miles long.THIS IS IMPORTANT WHITOUT ANY ONE TO DISTURBE COME ACROSS OR SEE YOU and your path cant have turns.If someone comes across you MISSION FAILED.If someone sees you MISSION FAIL.you have to take a turn MISSION FAIL.

second lay 8 of the candles of the chosen color and the 1 black or white candle in front of you.Kneel down on both knees in front of the candles.Oh almost forgot no electronics of anykind.has a wire in it out.And no. Holy relicts even thought it isent the devils ritual.Lay those i candles in a circle around you.and sprinkle salt inside and outside the ring of candles.This is your home base.If it gets disturbed MISSION FAIL.

The 8 candles represent 8 emotion you have to kill to achieve your goal so do the miles.

The emotion:

FEAR

SADNESS

SELF ESTEEM

ANGER

SORROW

HAPPINESS

GREEDINESS

JEALOUSY

Conquer those emotion and your mind shall be reborn into better.

So your kneeling great know if your suffering from depression and those things take the pocket knife and cut your hand and let the blood drip into the flames of the black or white candle.by the way all candles must be light.Than burn your wound whit the candle that you poured your blood in.If your a Schizophrenic than take the small animal stab it and do the same whit it pour the blood in the candle,burn it and so on.

Now either hold your wound hand or the animal that has to stay alive for the duration of the ritual.In the air and say "I give my mind and soul to whom ever is the omnipotent being listing".Now stand up and Walk the 9 mile road.

First mile is fear.What ever you fear the most will haunt you for example if you fear spider you will see gaint hairy eight legged creature follow you ,molest you

Second mile is sadness.here the saddest and most traggict thing will haunt you and it will play in your head for the whole mile.

Third is self aasteem.You will start dragving your self down only thing about how good suicide is.

Fourth is anger.The things that you hate the most will apear here. if you see the kid that stole your candy bar at school laying on the ground dying help him and forgive him or you will fail.Oh and dont kill youre self on the last dont let sadness take over on the second one and so on.

Fifth is sorrow.Here you be presented with an option to kill the person you feel the most sorry for DO IT or your fail and its much harder than you think

Nowhappiness here you will have to say goodby to the things that make you smile youll see if you live that long.

Greediness well just dont let greed take over or fail.

Last one jjealousy.Dont get jealous and youll do fine.

Now once you completed the trails.youll faint and wake up in a void youll mind will be weak here.He will decide if you deserve the reward not the devil But when is starts apearing close your eyes do not look.The last thing you want is to look.Dont worry if you made it this far fair and square be will say yes in rare cases. She

Now youll wake up where you started and you will be feeling true happiness and experience huge luck you will be supremly smart and know whats the catch.Does a ghost haunt your dreams NO youve done.Be happy with life. 