Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26876672-20160424041700

I was playing my Pokemon Y game normally. I got to Lumiose City, but noticed something different. I was in Lavender Town instead! THe only NPC there was was that woman who would say "Give...Me...BLOOD...". It got into a battle and she sent a level 100 Hypno. I thought to myself "My Samurott can beat it!" but instead, I had a lvl 2 Magikarp. I checked its moves and it had Scratch. Hypno said "You fool! Your pathetic Pokemon will never beat me!". The game said my Magikarp used Scratch, but then it said Magikarp died. Hypno told me that it comitted suicide. The game showed me a bunch of Unown spelling the words "Leave the game or die!" I tried to turn it off, but my power button was stuck. I tried going to the Home menu, but that was stuck too. Then the game showed me a bloody Spritzee with its organs showing and everything. I was grossed out. Then Spritzee said "I am from your copy of Pokemon Y! You caught me and named me Turdface! You said that Fairy-Type Pokemon are stupid! How DARE you!" Then a battle happened and it was me vs Spritzee. Spritzee was level 14. I sent out a level 100 Yveltal whose only move was Bite. Spritze had only 1 HP while Yveltal had 398 HP. So I used Draco Meteor and pixellated blood exploded out of Spritzee. The game showed my character talking to Spritzee's corpse. She said "Spritzee, Fairy-types are the worst! They're OP and they are immune to Dragon! They are supereffective against Dark, Dragon, and Fighting types! Xerneas has a huge advantage over Yveltal and it's unfair! ALL FAIRY TYPES MUST DIE...". After that, the screen went black. The screen flashed white with Yveltal's sillhouette. Then Yveltal itself appeared. "She is right! Fairy types are dumb! What was Game Freak thinking!?" he said. The screen went black. Some white text appeared saying "Now you are to play Pokemon White 2 on this same system! Otherwise, your dreams will be haunted and Hypno will eat your soul, bit by bit by bit!". I obeyed and put in my copy of Pokemon White 2. Kyurem appeared there and said "We are safe now. No more fairy types in Generation V! Just us Dragon types! Generation V is all about the dragons. Generation 6 is all messed up! But now in Gen 7 we have this Diancie ripoff named Magearna! I bet it'll be worse... And also Mega Evolution does nothing but make your Pokemon look fancier and it's a lame excuse for a Final Smash in Smash Bros!". Then I was given a choice of Yes or No. I was thinking it was asking whether I agreed with what Kyurem said and I chose Yes. Then Arceus appeared with a bag. Arceus gave me a lot of Maaster Balls with every Pokemon I didn't catch in each game, including Legendaries. All of the Pokemon were shiny and all my Pokemon were shiny. Then Giratina appeared from its Master Ball and stole everything I had. He took it to the Distortion World. Arceus started to cry. "I just wanted to make a trainer happy...." and his eyes turned red. "Give me a Draco Plate!" he said. I obeyed and gave him one. Then he went through a portal to the Distortion World. A text box said "You can't come. You do not have a copy of Pokemon Platinum!". Then a wild Mewtwo appeared. It taunted me, saying "Silly human! You have nothing and you can't catch me! No Pokemon and no items! No matter how many times you scurry to a Pokemon Center, you can't get any Pokemon because Giratina has them all!". My character begged for help. She said "Mewtwo! You need to help! You must go with Arceus to the Distortion World!". Mewtwo said "My attacks are Ice Beam, Shadow Ball, Foul Play, and... Any other move of your choice!". I had to choose a Dragon type move. I chose Dragon Rush. Then Mewtwo went to the Distortion World to fight Giratina. I was teleported to Lavender Town again. There was an empty grave and that same creepy woman again. I chose to battle her but she said "I NEED BLOOD! YOU REFUSED TO GIVE ME BLOOD AND NOW HYPNO SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL! YOU WILL DIE ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER POKEMON PLAYER IN THE WORLD!". Hypno appeared. The screen went black. A text box appeared saying "You died. This isn't normal in a Pokemon game, but it still happened. I was teleported to a 4x4 space with a single grave. It said "R.I.P. Player and her Pokemon! They went to the Distortion World... Will they ever come back to Earth?". Then Mewtwo and Arceus appeared. They said "Finally! We found you!". I was scared and the text continued, this time being comforting. We found and got all the Pokemon and items back. We killed that obnoxious Hypno and that old lady. She was the reason why you were in this creepy world. Giratina is gone and so are Hypno and the lady". A black screen appeared saying "Congratulations. You caught every single Pokemon. However, there is no Fairy type on any Pokemon which is a good thing. We now gave Yveltal and all Dragon types an advantage over every Fairy type and you can play normally but with all 722 Pokemon as shinies. Thanks to the power of Victini, you are guaranteed to win every battle. Now you can go back to Lumiose City in Pokemon Y and forget anything happened. Either you can forget everything or make a creepypasta about it. We all hope you enjoyed this frightening experience. We want you to forever love Pokemon, so here we are". The game said I caught Mewtwo and Arceus. So I went back to playing Pokemon Y normally and in the end, it was a happy experience for the rest of my time playing Pokemon.

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