User blog comment:Widward/Jeff the Killer rant/@comment-25052433-20180307052654

Actually it already has 3 sequels! I've been posting them over on Spinpasta.

To save you the trouble of reading them, I'll give you a quick rundown so you can get to work on your next blog. Here we go!

Jeff the Killer: Haircuts and Hedge-funds - Jeff goes to get a haircut only to find out that Randy owns the salon. It's a tough situation as Jeff has to choose between getting a style that offers "all the zaniness of Dean Ambrose with all the 'big dog' of Roman Reigns' while risking putting money into the pockets of his arch-enemy. This one is guaraunteed to be a 'cut-up' so don't miss out!

Jeff the Killer: Jane's Dry Cleaning - Jane has a new job offer and is all set for her interview! She takes her outfit to be dry cleaned at a place that offers '1-Hour' cleaning. She returns after only 45 minutes but finds her clothes are already finished! It's a feel-good journey for the whole family, with a special appearance by the Air-Buddies and life lesson brought to you by Mr. T.

Jeff the Killer: Tax Time! - Liu and Nina need to file their income taxes but quickly realize they're not prepared! Without that refund check Nina won't be able to afford braces. However, with a little help from hard working tax professionals at HR Block, we all learn that happiness can sometimes be just one deduction away!

Well, there you have 'em. Jeff doesn't die, but I did take your advice into consideration and he just may dye (his hair) in Haircuts and Hedge-funds! Anyway, thanks for reading and have a Jeffey Day!!!