User blog:RetardoTheMagnificent/My two cent on Video Game pastas

Hello there, I didn't see you come in. How about I tell you what my opinions are on video game pastas? Alright? Great!

Before I begin, I do realize there are good, and sometimes quite excellent, video game related pastas out there. These include Jvk1166z.esp, Ben Drowned, and Polybius.

Now onto the matter at hand. Video Game pastas have been getting dull. When authors have started resorting to children's racing games, TV show tie-in games, more childrens racing games, and ROBLOX (just search that shit), it's tough to think of them as anything but horrible troll pastas. The stories are generally carbon copies of one another as well:

"I was looking around at a yard sale/on a P2P site when a really weird looking copy/upload of _____ video game. The guy selling it/who had uploaded it, but due to it being cheap/for free, I had to get my hands on it.

When I got home/it finished downloading I had to start playing it. But the title screen was weird and all sorts of strange shit happened with the audio, but whatever. Then a hyper-realistic version of the protagonist was crying in a corner in some dark room. The camera zoomed in and I saw ___________. Then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out and scarred me for life/raped my face/blew up my console,"

Very much a rmable in written form, but I just wanted to give my opinion on a subject that people seem to be worked up about one way or another (guess that includes me too). So, FORUM OF DISCUSSION BELOW GOGOGGOGO.