Silent Nightmare

Children are always warned not to stay up on Christmas Eve and wait for Santa, let alone try to sneak a peek at him.

There’s a good reason for this, in fact. Santa knows when you are sleeping, and he knows who has been naughty. For children who have been naughty, being awake on Christmas can be, well, unfortunate.

How, after all, do you think he gets those small, young elves?