Talk:Sun's Revenge/@comment-24040907-20140928074958/@comment-24040907-20141008060428

It's almost creepy how you can describe my exact outfit that I use for nerf modding. Nah, I'm kidding, my fashion sense has always been restricted to a handful of old, worn clothes. I wouldn't be able to pull off something with as much flair as ballet shoes, but, in the words of Jack Black "Sometimes a man must wear stretchy pants...it's for fun."

What is wrong with modern country? I only ask because I didn't know it still existed. You like rap? That's so cool, I do, too. People have told me that I talk too fast in person, but I use that disposition when I get into rap battles with my brother.

Once, a small group challenged me to rap "Thrift Shop". My gosh, Macklemore is such a slow talker! I was able to fill in his lines with side comments like "Come on, pick 'er up. Join me on this level." Everyone was cracking up at my snideness.

I denied your ears salvation? What crime hath they committed to receive damnation in the first place? Listening to My World, no doubt? I'm sorry I couldn't resist XD But in all seriousness, I'm not quite satisfied with the current narration: it's too quiet. I'm going to record it again tomorrow with more powerful equipment! I shall not let you down!