Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-30055563-20160925023926

This is just a funny story I came up with after I heard about it on twitter. I'll make a serious creepypasta later on I'm still writing it.

(BTW, if the typing is bad or anything, that's the point of the story.)

Ya'll heard about that dank viral trend gooing around them twitter bugs? It's called the #McChicken trend. It's suppose to be a video about a man trying to give babies to a sandwhich. Why you may ask? I dont know. OH rRIGHT! THIS IS A THEORY! I"M SupOSE to talk about this! Because it's not just a chicken sandwich theory! IT"S A McCHICKEN THEORY!

Ok let's get this started. I was about seven when this trend came out. When I watched the video it made me into a twenty-something year old man which gave my mother a heart attack when she saw me digivolve. Speaking of digimon, haev you guys seen the new digi-... Oops, sorry I'll carry on with my thepry. Back a LOOOONG time AGOOOOO, there lived a man by the name of Ronald Mcdonald. He was a clown who never hurt anyone expect on Fridays because that's when he's most serious. Anyways, in 1920 he invented somehting that everyone can enjoy and eat like honey boo boo for life! IT was called a cheesebaga! Now, this cheeseyburger was not only a fine soruce of diabedies, but it was something our lord and savior Gaben would look down upon and sawy:

"Yo mi bratha, That's sum good SHET!"

I agreee. BUT! But but arse, It wouldnt last long to the naked eyes! Oh no. Evyerone started moaning and complaing and squealing: "WE WANT SOMTHUNG NEW GWADDWANGIT!"

So, Ronaldo had an enteresting idea, he went over to KFC and asked for some of them chicken thighs. They replied "NO, THIS IS OUR HUT!" Ron Wesly was not impressed and desided to take matters into his own hands by killing anyone who would appose him! If you beautilf people want a better discripiton on this epic battle watch thayt deathbattle on RackaRacka, Tham make good content.

After the ferious battle that commensed in chicken hut, Rupert went to his resturant and saw that the people dah gotten fatter. Like I said,... Honey... BOO.... BOO! "GiVE US NeW StuFF RObert! FeED IT IN Our Mouth!" Ropeter had to get the chicken in the overn before it's too late! Foghorn tries to break free of his tornment but Rondal bashes him with a rolling pin and Bushes him into the fournice! "I say, I say this is bullcroop!" Fog.P.Daddy said befoure his feathers were burned into the furnes from the buble. "FwEED US ROgER! FwEED US ROgER!" THe piles of BLobs said as they rolled their way to the counter. (Oh, if your wondering where the other employiess are, they got eaten. ... The more you know.) Ronlaad heard the oven ding and saw the chicken had been cooked thero! "Good job Mr. Mcdonald!" The narriator from Spongbill said. He then surved up the taasty dope, danky chucken burgers to his costomers.

They all LOved them cicken burgers! They ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and zzzzzzzzzzz. Huh what? Oh right the theory. *CUGH!* ANyway they loved the chicken arse bugers and they watned it to be ont teh menu like everything else. Except the BLack INk buger. (JApenses is werdos! #WEboos.) So the entire world is safe to eat at the one and onyl McFARTOLD!

SEverl HUNdred years later before the FIRE NATION ATTACKED!, SOme desided to use this sotry I had not time rewrighting at all because that's for nerdS, decuded to take this to a WHOOOOLE new Lvl. THat man FRom the YOuprn, wanted to shame Ronaldo fro his crimes FOr killing KFCHIKEN and Ruinging LUney tubes. So HE orderses a CHekan BUrger and Made Babies for Babbies. To PLease HIs dark Mastwer STweve MARtian Of ACMEY CORPORATIN!

So KNow yoyu know the truth about the vid. OR not a truth excupse me, BUt a theory, A RUBERT MCSWAGGY THEORY!!!!!  