Talk:The Gym Teacher/@comment-26112985-20150504220944/@comment-26030957-20150506185709

Ha ha ha--spaghetti will never be the same again.

Danny found the body the day after the argument with his mother and the day of his English teacher informing him that he was in some hot water for writing a report on The 120 Days of Sodom and not Call of the Wild.

When writing this I was aware that most pastas have very short paragraphs, some only single sentences, and in the past I have tried to conform to that standard; however, my favorite authors--T.C. Boyle, Andre Dubus III--always write in very long and rambling paragraphs, sometimes using even three or four semi-colons in one sentence (something I knew I could never get away with here). So, I decided this time to write in that fashion. To be honest, I tried to be very literary with this piece, I figured it was the only way I could get away with some of the more grotesque aspects of the story. If you quote Kafka and Shakespeare, discuss the Marquis De Sade (the relevance of that literary theory applies to this pasta as well), have detailed characters and realistic dialogue, you can have your antagonist pull maggots from the ass of a corpse before commiting an act of necrophelia upon it (I got that from an interview I read with Ted Bundy--he had to do the same thing when he came back to fuck the bodies of his victims). Look at that nice big paragraph!