User blog comment:KanoKreator/ClericOfMadness/@comment-25052433-20180516234112

Ummm, not sure what Cleric you're talking about, cuz the Cleric I know is mean as hell. Here are just a few of the things I have to deal with...

1. I have to call him every morning and come up with three unique compliments touching on the following aspects:

A) His appearance.

B) His writing.

C) His "Irish-ness" (Honestly I still don't understand what the hell that ones even all about.

2. At regular intervals during my own personal day, I have to state out loud to whoever is within a 10 foot radius: "Where's Cleric?" Or, "I sure wish Cleric was here." (I have no clue how he knows if I do it or not, but let's just say the one time I didn't do it... well, it only happened once for a reason.)

3. All admins on this site must allow Cleric to monitor all of their social media. He will edit my posts on Facebook. Once he got into a message from me to my Uncle Gary where I was simply telling the guy Happy Birthday... without going into detail, let's just say that I'll never be invited to my Uncle Gary's house again.

4. When I'm making love to my wife, Cleric will occasionally (and I mean frequently) and I actually mean every time, call up and monitor the 'action' by groans. He claims that he has a system in place. He then emails me several pages of 'mandatory suggestions' as he calls them, critiquing my abilities to be intimate with my wife. I still don't see how telling her afterwards that "I had to think about a picture of Cleric in order to finish" is improving my marriage, but he swears it will.

5. "Horse, Horse, Hooray!" I have no earthly idea what this is, what it means or how I'd ever accomplish it. The only way I know it's even a task is that he's given me a deadline... that deadline is almost here by the way... I'm getting scared.

6. When I got out of the Army back in 2014, Cleric made me sign over my GI Bill to him. He then made several videos where he wipes his ass with the money that was meant to pay for my education. When I asked him why he wanted it, he only replied, "I like my bitches poor and stupid."

So yeah, maybe the guy can write a funny Trollpasta, maybe he can "Founder" the hell out of a wikia... but oh man is there a price to pay for being a member of what he calls his "bitch brigade."