Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-30861466-20180506205818

Mental wealth, a popular commercial for Sony’s well known first console which I don’t care for myself, but this advert, in particular, has an important significance to me.

There always has been something off about the ad and considering what it was advertising it never seemed like it made much sense. I mean come on someone must have thought this ad was off right? Some Scottish girl with uncanny facial features blabbing about some inspirational message even though she’s advertising a game console? The reason why is because the ad has nothing to do with the console in question. The real video is an interrogation of the girl.

As said by one of the most common theories the girl was, in fact, an alien; she was discovered by a mysterious organization I was the former CEO of the organization known as DH7, and my team found the girl in an unknown location building some sort of strange contraption. Upon this discovery, they knocked the girl unconscious and took her into our facility. It was here that my team informed me of their new discovery and I arrived in an interrogation room along with the camera guy who we had positioned in front of her. I took a look at the girl who gave me a friendly smile as I examined her bizarre facial features. Her head appeared as rather large, her eyes were slanted at an odd angle with her tear ducts bordering her nose, everything else on her face, however, appeared completely ordinary only adding to the strangeness of her stranger features. I introduced myself to her.

“Hello my name is Dr. Douglas Matthew, I run this organization called DH7 and we monitor extraterrestrial life that comes to our planet. Do you have a name?” She didn’t respond, she just stared into space, trying to hold back laughter. I moved along quickly and asked the question we all wanted to hear. “Are you a friend or foe?”; she didn’t reply, she only sat there smiling. “What are your motives for coming here?”; again nothing, only a slightly wider smile. “What are you?” I continued, slowly losing my patience only to have a soft giggle be the closest thing I got to a reply. I was about to lose it with her before she finally spoke. “Let me tell you what bugs me of the human endeavor. I’ve never been the human in question, have you? Mankind went to the moon, I don’t even know where Grimsby is. Forget progress by proxy. Land on your own moon. It’s no longer about what they can achieve out there on your behalf, but about what we can experience, up here. It’s called mental wealth.” she said, before doing that same stupid giggle again. Despite at least getting a response I was unsatisfied and confused, what did she mean? Why did she ask if I was human when I clearly am? What did all of this gibberish mean? “Okay look tell us what you want with us here on earth,” I said losing my patience even more. She ignored me once again and looked rather insulted, her face and body language had this gaze of complete annoyance or fatigue towards me and the crew. I had no idea what the deal with this girl was but it was now clear that interrogation was no easy task. “Get rid of it,” she said. “Get rid of what?” I asked confused. She responded by pointing directly at the camera. I motioned my hand towards the camera guy signaling him to turn off the camera.

“Now then, your motives please,” I said in an attempt to sound slightly friendly. “I am but a scientist attempting to expand her level of work,” she responded. “Why come to earth?” I asked. “I was exiled from my own home and many other planets due to my methods,” she replied unconcernedly.

It was here that I determined her a threat and ordered two guards to send her to one of our highest security cells. This may have seemed a rapid decision by some, however, my policy meant that I refused to allow any possible threat to roam freely. She didn’t seem to react to her imprisonment and every time I’d walk past her cell she’d just sit there, motionless and relaxed staring into space. I was confused as to what she could have done to be exiled since from what I’d seen she seemed rather calm and reserved with no visible strength at all.

Problems began to arise however when more and more dangerous beings came to earth. This caused overcrowding in the cells resulting in who we deemed less dangerous being set free and returned to their home worlds if possible. One of these beings who we set free was the girl, despite hearing of the exile I saw no visible threat from her deeming her as a pointless specimen in our facility. I let the girl go however returning her to her homeworld was impossible so we allowed her to roam free on earth although under supervision from one of our employees. I didn’t think much of the girl for quite a while until roughly a year later when I noticed a message sent to us from another planet.

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL ORGANIZATIONS IN THE UNIVERSE SPECIALIZING IN THE ACTIVITY OF VARIOUS SPECIES: OF OUR OWN HAS BEEN EXILED AND DEEMED AS A DANGEROUS SPECIMEN. HER NAME IS HERITH BERR AND SHE IS A YOUNG WOMEN WHO SPECIALIZES IN VARIOUS FORMS OF SCIENCE. HER EXPERIMENTS ON OUR WORLD HAVE RANGED FROM BODY ALTERATION TO ANNIHILATION OF SECONDARY SPECIES. IF SHE ARRIVES ON YOUR WORLD ELIMINATE HER IMMEDIATELY, SHE CAN EASILY DECEIVE OTHERS SO BE CAUTIOUS OF HER AT ALL COST. DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN ROAM FREE AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO NEGOTIATE WITH HER.

The message ended with a photo and sure enough, it was the girl. I immediately contacted the agent I assigned to her but received no answer on any medium for three weeks. It wasn’t until the following fortnight when I received an email from the agent containing one message. Unfortunately, you’re already too late Douglas. Followed by attachments of 31 images of the agent. Each image of the agent looked stranger and stranger until it got to around the 24th image when I realized that he was transforming into an exact replica of Herith. This turned out to be true as by day 31 he looked identical to her in every aspect.

I’ve attempted for the past 19 years to find the girl before she causes any more damage to the world but the closest I’ve found was a partial recording of the interrogation. This recording was an advert used by Sony to advertise their first ever console. This may sound like a long-shot but I believe they can be the key in discovering the whereabouts of this girl and as such, I’ll pursue them with my issue surrounding the matter, this will likely get me nowhere but really I’m desperate at this point. My company has now since dispatched but I haven’t given up on this matter and I believe the answer to the whereabouts and possibly the true identity of Herith lie within Sony. 