User blog comment:BenFugman/Four Day Cup/@comment-25170312-20170611225650

One time, before I was of legal drinking age, I went to the St. Patrick's Day parade in New York City with my friend and we brought a bunch of wine coolers in our backpacks that we were drinking all secretive. But wine coolers are gross and don't get you drunk enough and only dweebs drink them, especially on St. Patrick's Day. As we were leaving, I stopped in a pizzeria to use the bathroom. Sitting on one of the urinals was an open beer with maybe one sip taken. I drank it.