Talk:Protective Hold/@comment-31077845-20170129123231

I have some advice: ask Chloe if she's still single in the afterlife and if so give me her number, or I guess give her my address so she knows what house to haunt. Hell, pretty girl about my age with light eyes and dark hair (everyone knows that's the best. It is surely 100% coincidence that I too have such and also have a tremendous ego) who never complains and doesn't mind me never leaving the house and doesn't expect me to buy her things? AND she never gains weight and can't accidentally get pregnant and is never on her period?

Dude, I think Chloe might be my dream girl. Hook us up. C'mon girlfriend, do me a solid.