User:DemonJeff

Brian the Blind
I haven't much time. He is chasing me. Brian the Blind. He's coming! Help! I guess I should start at the beginning. I am Ted Flowpotte. I was once the jock, the cool kid, the one they went to if they had trouble. Now I am typing my farewell letter. When the new kid Brian moved in, he took all of my friends. I was alone for the first time since my birth. I new I needed to get my revenge. So I pretended to be his friend. I said he could join my posse with John, Jack and David. I said he could only do this by swimming in Acid. He agreed. So, David and Jack fetched some Acid. He jumped in. I congratulated myself on a job well done. Now, three years later, I am the only one left. He killed David, John and Jack. He is coming. I hear his footsteps. He is here. He is here! He is coming! -Ted Flowpotte, age 16
 * Disclaimer Alert* This story is meant to entertain, and is not true for any reason.--demonJeff