User blog comment:Holly Bailey/Why I Don't Want Children/@comment-26030957-20170407005803/@comment-26030957-20170407024419

If life is a gift then so is death.

And so is hate and lies and love and jealousy and carnal lust and Jay and you and me and derpy and trash and blood and snot and children and flowers and one-eyed flesh eating salamanders that rain down from the sky every third Friday on any year that ends in three.

Which is your favorite gift?