Talk:AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT/@comment-24353761-20171221180141/@comment-24353761-20171221213044

...well, the skeletons do. The zombies, on the other hand, are useless. Just a bunch of lazy, shiftless mooches always moaning, shuffling around and eating anything they can get their rotten little hands on, whether they bought it or not. And on those rare occasions when they bother to show up at the voting booths, they always vote for the weirdest Third Parties, like the American Brains party or the Free Beer party or whatever. Zombies are useless, man!. :-p

Vampires are awesome, though. No one can hold down jobs on the Graveyard Shift quite like they can! Just don't expect them to show up for the company brunches and pool parties, and never let them work the blood drives; their collections always come up short. ;-)