User blog comment:Blacknumber1/Any Fellow Martial Artists Out There in Creepypasta Land (Just for Fun)/@comment-24234841-20150306025544

Somehow, I doubt you'll find many martial artists on this website. I took self defense classes when I was very young, but have since forgotten everything except the horse stance because of how ridiculous I looked doing it.

Now, I'm pretty useless in any physical confrontation. I might be able to beat you in a debate, though.