Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-8520490-20140502145034/@comment-24463401-20140503201536

A guy walks into his house and sees a kid standing in his living room. He asks the kid who he is, and he says "I'm the punch line." Then his ex-girlfriend walks in and tells him that it's his kid. The guy says to the kid "You came to early!" and the kid says "No, i'm here because YOU came too early!"