Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-1981954-20130627052542/@comment-7342272-20130629204517

Slenderman, hands down. Having tentacles and being probably the tallest person in existence. No face means no freaking over make-up (which I don't do anyway cause that is stupid) I'll always be in style (a fancy black suit) I get to freak the chiz out of people and be in random people's photos. And I'll never get caught. >:3