User:Business Cat

General Information About Business Cat/Favorite Pastas
Hello ! I am Business Cat, but you can call me Business, Cat, Kitty, Sarah, or anything really as long as it doesn't want to make me shove a baseball bat down your throat. I am 13 years old, I like to draw, and I like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a lot. Oh, and I like Pokemon a lot too. Anyways this profile isn't really anything special just an average profile. I go on chat a lot, I do some edits, and just contribute to the site in a bunch of ways. So yeah. Contact me on the chat if you need me. I'm also a moderator on MLP Wiki as well as here. And finally, CYBERDUCKY.

Anyways here's a list of some of my favorite pastas:
 * Lavender Town Syndrome (My very first pasta.)
 * Smile Dog (A classic good pasta.)
 * Dating Game (Absolutely loved it, very interesting and disturbing.)
 * Normal Porn For Normal People (Also interesting and disturbing.)
 * Happy Appy (Good pasta, pretty long. But it's still good.)
 * The Slender Man (I just really like the Slender Man.)
 * Candle Cove (A very good pasta, I would recomend it to anyone.)

The Best of the Best
Bushcraft Medic- Another kind, supportive, and hilarious fellow. He helps me, and a lot of users on chat in many ways. We often engage in conversations, sometimes about IRL problems and problems on chat. While I've only got to really know him about a month or two ago, I still think that this user has become one of my favorites. Hope you stay a while, Bushy Bushy.

ClericofMadness- As the founding admin of the site, he has worked his ass off on this site. And we have to respect him for that, because if it wasn't for him this wiki would not exist. He's also intellectual and hilarious user on chat as well. Don't worry Cleric, when this site goes down in flames we'll remember you for all of the hard work you've done and your hilarity. But there's no way that'd ever happen... right?

Creepydude42- Oh Ryan, what hasn't been said about you. You're supportive, caring, kind, hilarious, and one of the best people on the chat. Back when I first joined he and a lot of other users were very friendly towards me, and he still is. Thank you for being here, Ryan.

CrwnThy Xavria- MY FETISH IS BETTER. NU-UH. YA-HUH. This, my good friends is basically what our conversations lead to. But, on to talking about Crwn. She's also pretty comical, often joking about how we live in the same town and that she is going to stalk me. Heh, but in seriousness. Crwn is an amazing, funny, caring, and friendly user. But remember Crwn, MY FETISH IS BETTER.

Hellninjas- A user who has only been here for a month and has already earned one of my top places. He's sweet, caring, funny, and all around lovable guy to be around. Me and Hell often engage in conversations from everything on how we like fire type Pokemon to fetishes (don't ask). This user again is one of the most sweet, caring, funny, kind, intelligent, and all around likable people to be around.

HiddenSpirit- A friend on here who has been really supportive. We often engage in PMs about random things, from IRL problems to spamming Usher lyrics. Our conversations have been delightful. She's a wonderful person with a wonderful personality to back it up. Hidden has to be one of my favorite users here, and she always will be. Wub you.

Meemow- I am usually not one to have favorites when it comes to people. But Meemow has proven herself to be my favorite user. From way back when I was an active user OMGPOP, she's always been one of my favorite friends online. She and I often engage about conversations about IRL problems among other things. And she is always friendly and supportive. Meemow, I fucking wub you so hard and don't you ever forget that.

MooseJuice and ObliterationoftheSelf- I've decided to combine these two users on the list because they often go together in many different ways. Both are hilarious and intellectual, especially when combined. If Moose and/or Oblit are available on chat, you should ask them for screencaps of their conversations between them. I guarantee they are better than the average modern comedians. Look out Jeff Dunham, because Moose and Oblit are in town.

Pellyeve93- One of the most caring and loving users here. She's also pretty funny. Pelly was another one of my first users that I've met, and like Ryan was really friendly. She said she was going to leave until December, and if she would of done so, I probably would of left too. Pelly's an amazing friend. Oh, and be sure to take care of the hand garden, Pelly.

Shinigami.Eyes- Fucking hilarious. You've seen her quotes on my quoteboard. Hilarious. That's all I have to say about this crazed cat lady. Not really, as she is also caring, supportive, friendly, and is a great friend. We often play a certain game called fetish tennis (Don't bother asking). Has been and will continue to be a great friend for a long time.

Sloshedtrain- An awesome editor and friend on chat. He has done so much for the site, and he's actually pretty unnoticed for it. Which is a shame, because Sloshed is one of my favorite admins. He's also very friendly on chat too. I really hope he continues to edit the wiki as much as he does. As we greatly thank you for your contributions. Stay awesome, Sloshed.

Tycholarfero- Another user who has been here a short time but has already become one of the best users here. Funny, kind, smart, and a good guy. Also has one of the most amazing icons I have seen on this wiki. That face is just... yes. Anywho, I'm getting off topic. Tych is one of my favorite users on this site and probably always will be (unless he fucks up majorly, of course).

Wolves in the Basement- Another kind and caring user. Back around June or July, she first joined chat and we were friends from that very moment. She's really sweet, and has definetely become popular on the chat. Hopefully you will continue to stay loving, friendly, and supportive on chat. As we would definetely miss you if you ever decided to leave.

If you are not on this list it is because, A. I do love you, but I don't wub you, B. I feel indifferent towards you. C. I don't know you that well or at all, Or D. I hate your guts and want to shove a screwdriver up your ass. If you feel that I should include you on this list, message me on chat or on my talk page and I may consider. ^-^

Quoteboard
" I am just so happy I could kick your nipples off your chest " -Wolves in the Basement

"candlesniffing fuckfence go climb a wall of dicks" -ObliterationoftheSelf

"You're mother had two cunts, and you're one of them!" - EvraVon53

"Bitch, why don't you go drive your fucking shit box through a cunt tunnel?" - Unsane

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" - Cheese Lord

"This cunt-sucking motherfucking computer is gonna make me have an anurism one of these days V_V" -Mr.Zalgopasta

" Well, I've got a stick up my ass, no wait that's Bush 's dick..." - ObliterationoftheSelf

" Damn straight you do, you chaingang of neckbeards and basement dwellers." -The same guy who posted the wall of dicks/has Bushy's dick up his ass. And he is Jesus.

" I'd rather just get my ovaries removed and throw them into oncoming traffic in protest." - Shinigami.Eyes

" Yes, Mr. Fluffybottoms. This sounds like a wonderful day for an obscenely large prosthetic penis and maid costume." - Shinigami.Eyes

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