User blog comment:Underscorre/Jeff the Killer Rewrite Contest!/@comment-25052433-20151014033516/@comment-25052433-20151015050432

Whew, I go to work for 8 hours and come home to madness....lol, I joke. Here is the thing, I honestly didn't re-check the rules, and clearly wouldn't intentionally violate rules in a contest that I myself was instrumental in proposing and bringing to light.

With that said, I am going to do my best to chop the story down to 10k words. I'll post a new Pastebin link with the corrected story. Honestly, it's not that big of a deal to me. Like DoomVroom said, I would never ask for any special treatment here.