User talk:ToxicPickle

Hat --ToxicPickle (talk) 14:05, May 17, 2014 (UTC) Have you ever heard of The Hat Man? The legend is simple. He’s a tall man, average weight and wears a plain black Fedora, black round sunglasses, a plain black bandana covering his mouth, black leather gloves and a slim fit black long coat. His origins are yet unknown, but he has been sighted mostly in bedrooms, children’s bedrooms more often, always at midnight. The children seem to disappear without a trace. There may be hopes that they’re still alive. The adults though… The adults have evidence that The Hat Man has been there, lots of evidence in fact. Some adults report to the police that they see a tall shadow standing in the corner of their bedroom, sometimes under their beds. They say that it acts like it’s waiting for them to do something, something like attack or approach. Those who say that they are going to approach the figure usually get cut off the call ten or more seconds later. Those who go to grab a knife or a gun usually sound like they have had the most painful death in the world. On recorded calls, it sounds like an alien from a classic syfy movie jumping across a hallway or room. A thud is usually heard, then… Then you hear the sound of someone or something eating away at human flesh. The person usually screams or moans, sometimes they get the gun they have and shoot themselves with it. The call cuts off after fifteen minutes or so. When the police arrive at the location where the person was, there no sign of life at all. If they have any animals, they sometimes have a knife lodged into them or a chunk of meat ripped out by what looks like millions of tiny sharp teeth. If they go into the bedroom, however, there is always blood splattered everywhere. There should also be organs and chunks of flesh spread all over the floor. And one last thing, there is always a black fedora hanging by some intestines off of the ceiling. People say that behind that bandana, there is no mouth, just millions of tiny, sharp teeth. If you see a tall man wearing all of these clothes, run!