User blog comment:SnakeTongue237/How Tall Are You?/@comment-28266772-20160822082430

5'9 - apparently you inherit height from your mother's father. So I kept waiting to grow more to reach his 6'3 height and then I graduated and realized it probably wasn't going to happen. (Unless anyone here knows of growth spurts that occur aged 25+? I keep asking people hoping to hear 'yes').

Fortunately I have an enormous penis.

Unfortunately it's in my girlfriend's bedside drawer.