User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Not a Christmas Carol Contest/@comment-10789912-20151214213908

You better be tender, you better taste like calf, you better be good, or I'm throwing you out, cannibalism's in town.

Not so much fat, I'm having my feast, I'll even eat your soft spot, unless I spot yeast, cannibalism's in town.

Just think of it like you're sleeping, except with a better nutrient rate, helping out your fellow man, isn't that just great? They say giving's the spirit, so we just keep it that way, I never under stood the issue with cannibalism anyway, so

You better not yell, you better not complain, I promise it has purpose, it's more fresh if done this way, cannibalism's coming to down.

Cook it in some oil, sprinkle it with love, recycle their juices with your own, and it's the body's time to stuff, cannibalism's coming to town.