Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-27023843-20160713121846/@comment-25947144-20160917124125

When a star collapses, something appears with a force so great not even light can escape it. Some people call it black hole, Chuck Norris calls it gym.

The universe is constantly expanding because every point in space and time wants to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.

People have been bringing up a paradox saying "can God create a boulder so heavy, not even He could lift it?" To solve this problem, God created Chuck Norris as to lift the boulder for him.

Ghosts aren't real. It's just the death having a hard time keeping up with the rate Chuck Norris kills at.