User:23x32

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How it's going? My name's 23x32 (I know it's weird, it's just the first thing that came to me). I've made this blog to tell you about some trouble I've been having with this computer I bought. it's been about three days since I got this thing, and it's giving me the, "hebbie jebbies", if your picking up what I'm laying down, and I figured what better site to post this on than Creepypasta Wiki, right? I figured nothing too disturbing has happened so far, so I'll just make it a fun little story for the people here.

On May 6, I wanted to get a laptop. There aren't too many computer stores in my area, so I found this little one a few miles away from me. The store I got it from is called Error. I remembered thinking, "that's a dumbass name for a computer store", but you know, that wasn't my decision. I walked in and asked for their cheapest computer and they plopped this hulking box in my hands. I asked if this was a tower computer (cause I just wanted a laptop) and they said it was a laptop. I thought, "hey, well the bigger the better" so I purchased it for $84 (of course I thought "wow", but you'll know why I don't think that now). They gave me a short rundown of it's operating system and other specs. They told me it was Windows XP. If you don't know what that is I'll brief it for you, it's an old operating system made by Windows in 2001. Not too many people use it cause it's old and no longer supported, but for $84, that's a Goddamn steal for a functioning computer.

I headed home. On my way, I heard a very strange and unusual noise coming from my trunk. I pulled over to check on it. I popped the trunk and looked inside, nothing was out of the ordinary, except the way Windows was spelled. Instead of the norm, it said Wnidows. I remember thinking "what in the hell? Either Windows can't spell their fricking name right, or I'm developing Dyslexia. I moved from side to side, up and down, shook my head, and blinked rapidly, it wouldn't change spelling. It's like it was actually wrong. I walked back to the driver seat and glanced at a dog walker, her head was upside down with a twisted smile. I tripped in shock and fell to my face, I quickly looked back up and she was normal looking, she was looking at me with a confused expression and I waved to signify I was okay.

My adrenaline was pumping like a fucking V12 engine, I never thought I'd see shit like that. I kept driving home, and I heard the noise from my trunk again, this time I heard it multiple times. I came to an rather abrupt stop, and popped my trunk violently. I saw the box bounce up and down twice before it stopped moving. I dropped my keys and backed away quickly. I didn't realize it but I had just walked into the street and I was clipped by a car, and went unconscious.

I woke up in a hospital. My leg hurt like shit, and I had a huge bruise on the back of my thigh and a crazy headache. The doctor walked and explained everything. I had food poison in my system from my lunch and I was hallucinating and I backed into the street and a car would have just bareley broken my leg if it didn't stop in time and then I blacked out from hitting the hood of the car so hard. He also said that my leg would be fine and the other person isn't pressing charges. I had a big sigh of relief and slid down in my hospital bed.

I though this we be a fun story to share with y'all, but I'm not finished with this blog yet, I feel like there's still more to offer.