Talk:What Remains.../@comment-33089254-20170916020411/@comment-29652084-20170916043258

Name one publishing company that decides what to publish based on a majority vote of the readers. Don't worry, I'll wait.

In the meantime, let's take a look at your two stories. I had Empy send me the links, and reading them makes me think you're either a troll or a wannabe snob out to prove something. I'm leaning on the former. Let's see: we have drizzling silliness and witless rambling.

Your so-called poem doesn't even have a point and looks like it was written from the point of view of a 12-year-old who just discovered that he has things in his pants that feel good when he touches them. It's just one massive silly joke that's not really funny - and doesn't touch the boundaries of what this site caters to. Add to that the fact that you raped your thesaurus and it comes out to be a wellspring of 'it's funny because it's farts and penises in smart language guize.'

You can find that here, by the way. https://pastebin.com/Eueuzxqu

And, wow. . . that second one, though. You really just stopped trying. I'm starting to think you just might be twelve and just discovered you have things in your - you know what, you get it. The first question is: WHERE IS THE PLOT?! 'My grandmother sleepwalked into my room so I shoved a broomstick up her ass.' Because, ya know, pointless violence totally makes it scary, guys. Or is it 'pointless violence totally makes it funny, guys'? Because if you'd like me to answer that question, it's neither.

You can find that here. https://pastebin.com/9xyU5zn3

I think I'll hold on to these as examples of what not to do.

Seeing as you ignored my previous argument, though, you'll probably ignore this as well. Or you'll try to fire back. I just figured I'd point these things out since you seem to be trying desperately to show just how better you are writing than everyone else.

Oh, and just to make absolutely sure, I even double checked to make sure it was you who posted those:

https://prnt.sc/glrfwe

https://prnt.sc/glrfz5

https://prnt.sc/glrg1v

https://prnt.sc/glrg3v

So, you're either a troll, a mightier than thou 12-year-old, or just genuinely silly and thought these would honestly pass. Either way, I am through wasting my time, and I'm sure everyone else is too.