User:Cheese Lord

It's ' KOROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ' 

"guess wat motherfukers? i dont care if u fucking kick me. u can suck the brown off my dick. im sick of all ur goddamn rules and procedures. fuck cheese lord, fuck clerico, fuck weird ozzy, fuck everybody, except for crazyferret. i hope u all get raped in your assholes until u fucking bleed to u death. i hate bronies and all u motherfuckers are grammer nazis so fuck uall all, and to all a good night!!!!"



Welcome,, to my magical page of magical wonderment!

also update da article listing prs

About me
Horror for life.

I usually read creepypastas with enough thought, paranoia factor, subtlety (though not limited to it) to get me reading. I also have an affinity for troll pastas with the exception of HTPs (unless they are well written). I'm the youngest admin here, at only 14. I'm male and living in Somers, New York. I'm also a self-proclaimed grammar nazi on this wiki, so expect to see me correcting grammar mistakes in pastas a lot (I will check your user submissions list or leave a message in your talk page if permission is required). Feel free to ask me any questions concerning the editing (or the chat). Mostly minor edits and chat. I tend to have a brutally honest opinion, so if I sound mean or harsh, tell me and I will stop. I have an affinity for metal music (usually doom) and classic rock.

I'm a very strict admin who will block you very quickly if you break the rules. I tend to be very argumentative, as well.

Also, if you ever see me and this user randomly insulting eachother, it's harmless.

Favorite pastas
ME TIE DOUGH-TY WALKER!

Squidward's Suicide

Suicidemouse.avi

BEN

Salvation

Frown Cat

Love

The Cleansing

Cupcakes

Family Heirlooms

"We were. We were slender."

The Russian Sleep Experiment

Creepypasta Wiki Friends
Feel free to sign your name to the "Friends" list. Only I can add the "Best Friends" list.

Best Friends
Maverick (best bud #1)

Trey (best bud #2)

Zalgo

Megan

Mr. Pengy

Cleric

Bush

Fur

Friends
CreepyStoryTeller

AA

User:Rundevil Still the best, since 1973

Mr. Amazing

MJ

Momo

Mr. Guy

Metalhead

Clover

Spice

Megan

Beary

i suck

Reapy

Yes, I actually like this guy now

Jabber

Javer

Shinigami.Eyes

King of creepers

User:Ilovecreepypasta

User Pasta guy

The Slenderman

XanCrews

Ryushu

SloshyBot

Kokoa

Soulsfury5

Awesome Guy

Joyrex

ichigo103ify

Madnessfan34537

EvraVon53

--If you ever existed at one time, click here! 23:43, March 29, 2012 (UTC)

Creepypasta Wiki Enemies
Only sign this list if you DON'T like me!:

everyone

WE ARE FRENIMIES! I'm kinda indiferent about you...If you ever existed at one time, click here! 23:45, March 29, 2012 (UTC)

You are a worthless, vile, unsophisticated cretin who can't tie his own shoes without hanging himself. GTFO. We're gonna smash their brains in, cuz they ain't got nothin' in em... 23:59, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

My Subpages
User:Weirdowithcoffee/My Stats

User:Weirdowithcoffee/My goals

User:Weirdowithcoffee/Projects

User:Weirdowithcoffee/Random shit

User:Weirdowithcoffee/Sandbox

☣
"Mindless slaves to the black god..."

My Pastas (So Far)
My Daughter

Meat

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season 3 Episode 13 - "Damnation"

The Worker

The Customer and the Cashier

Epic quotes
"There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive, which is the most common, is the type of individual you see screaming at a grocery store cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive, the least common, is the cashier at the store who remains quiet at his job day after day until he then finally loses it and just shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier." - Dr. Buddy Rydell, Anger Management

"Humans are the workers in a biiig corporation. If there was not Boss (man upstairs) do you really think we would have reason to behave or follow rules? The belief--or more correctly, the fear--of a higher power keeps the people in check. It's a security blanket for the masses to explain away guilt, causality, and/or reasoning for otherwise unexplainable events." - ClericofMadness

"If you admit you are an asshole, you aren't that big of an asshole." - CrazyFerret

"As for religion, it's also a way for elites, traditionalists, cretins and other unsavory characters such as dictators to exercise control over us. Whether or not they really believe in what they preach, it serves as a deterrent to their subjects to rebel as well as making their controlling edicts seem justified by claiming to be fighting for a good cause. The Bible contains more holes than the ending of ME3." ObliterationoftheSelf

"Every fuckin' one of 'em, they have the gall to take pity on me. And they don't even know how much they're hurtin' me by doin' it. I don't do "mercy". Strong, weak, infant, monster. I just smash 'em all to pieces. I don't give 'em the chance to get up a second time." - Nnoitra Gilga, Bleach"

"fist im actually blonde skinny and oh yeah a freakin model and im in gt!! btw thatt is a gifted and talented where they only let smart people go!! jealous?no?maybe i﻿ should tell you this?!i have had people say they would die for my face!oh yeah i have had atleast 20 boyfriends this past 5 months!!! also that is NOT countin all the people i...turned...DOWN!!!and you are hater a gay hater!" -rachelhogan2012

Awesome quotes from chat
"Sorry I had to go not only to Weirdo's absolute lameness but also due to a malware attack." - ObliterationoftheSelf

"I base my internet experience on a tedious system of imaginary poll features! Thumbs up if you like HATS." - MooseJuice

Wikis I'm on
Creepypasta Wiki: Semi-active sysop

Saki Wiki: Active sysop

Electric Wizard Wiki: Founder

Unanything Wiki: Active sysop and bureaucrat

One Piece wiki: Active editor and chatter

Total Drama Island Wiki: Inactive editor and chatter

UnMario Wiki: Inactive editor

DOOOOOOOM!
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