User blog:Linkstar/What a day. Probably my worst ever.

I just had the worst day of my life. Yesterday my big bro came by with a 12 pack of beer and a few slasher flicks (a tradition of ours). So he drinks 10 and lets me drink the last two. He passes out face down. I'm feeling a little tired and decide to get some z's. I set my alarm at 11 am and let mr sandman take me away. So my alarm clock wakes me up to do my daily schedule. I stumble out of bed to go take a shower and tripped over a empty beer bottle, and landed face first on my still passed out bro! He does what he always does when i piss him off and punches me in the balls! After the nut punching incident i go and take a shower.Slowly i turn on my water and guess what happens next. The fucking shower head flies of and nails me in the fucking nose! I stumble out of my shower land fast first on my dirty laundry hamper. My big brother just kicks my bathroom door in "Shut the fuck up you cock sucker i got a hangover from hell hear!" (yeah he's a light drinker) He sees me butt naked on the floor passed out in a small pool of my blood.water is flying  everywhere filling up my bathroom. He picks me up and takes me to the emergency room still but ass fucking naked! About 30 minutes later he drops me off at my place and says "sorry about the broken nose and dude get dressed everyone can see your junk!" I slowly open the door and my hole apartment is fucking soaked! Had to pay 100 bucks to a plummer to fix my shower! Took me two hours to clean my apartment! When i got done (about 30 minutes ago) I decide to cheer up by playing Metel Gear Solid 3 and my fucking ps2 memory card was you guessed it corrupted! All my fucking data lost. This is my first ever blog and if i'm breaking any rules please tell me. Thanks.I Have Spoken!! Linkforpresident. 10:11, July 28, 2011 (UTC)