User blog comment:ChristianWallis/Christmas Jollytime Murderfest Competition/@comment-7064562-20161226040329/@comment-27905100-20161227020844

Don't forget all of the *takes a deep breath*

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Geez, that list's almost as big as my dick. (It's so big it goes from A to Z)