User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25941663-20170221145621

Dammit, three admins posted their stories and I haven't even started. It's gonna be another crash-and-burn finish for me.

I think I will just take this chance to write a dick-joke-at-the-expense-of-Dix story. I only ask that Dix rates it in how many inches long his penis is.