User:StallHeart

Hey! Welcome to my profile!

If you're here because I've done something wrong, I'm terribly sorry.

If a sorry can't be enough for you, then you can call my office at 630-296-7536.

If you're here because I made your day, you're welcome! I'm always happy to make people happy!

If you came here to check me out for no reason, welcome! I'm a slightly-above-the-average creepypasta member who loves to correct spelling. I love all kinds of food except for Thai, and I love telling stories to all ages. I'm constantly hated by schoolmates, and loved by authorities. I love cats, and love oreos. Have you noticed that I said the word "love" six times in the previous paragraph? I love to love things. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

If you came here by misclick, you gotta control those hands, man.

If you came here because you look up to me, (improbable now, but likely in the future!) welcome! We can talk if you want.