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~LegendOfZelda~ wrote: AbstroNot wrote: ~LegendOfZelda~ wrote: AbstroNot wrote: ~LegendOfZelda~ wrote: AbstroNot wrote: AbstroNot wrote: ~LegendOfZelda~ wrote: I go North! :D You head north and come to a small HOUSE. The HOUSE is covered with vines and green moss that makes the HOUSE have an old style affixiated to it. To your left you hear a noise that seems to come from an annoying BIRD sitting on a rock. below the BIRD you see a STICK. The BIRD gets so annoying that you think that you will have to kill something or go somewhere for cover. To your right, you see a BRIDGE stretching across a small river. Your Choices are:

Go inside HOUSE

kill BIRD

pick up STICK

go across BRIDGE I'm going to go across the bridge. Hopefully, the bridge doesn't collapse on me, though. I can't afford to drown. You make your way to the bridge, then suddenly, you are stopped by a TROLL! He looks devilishly stupid, and he reeks of Bad humor. He says: "Dis is mah brige. Nao u can gtfo or I will f*** u up". You really hate him.

Your choices are:

Reason with the TROLL using logic and reasoning

Reason with the TROLL using semi-popular internet memes

Kill the TROLL

Feed the TROLL

I'll reason with the TROLL using semi-popular internet memes :D You reason with the troll using semi-popular internet memes. At first, he is unimpressed, but as you go lower in to the "Not very well known internet memes" categroy the TROLLs eyes shine. He says "u must b tru hipstur legnd dey 4told... i must nao let u crss dis brige" And you pass... Congradulations, you have passed an internet tough guy who's probably a 12 year old. You go across the BRIDGE and you come to an opening in a wooded area. It's a clearing, with little bushes and flowers surrounding the area. You find it peaceful, and majestic. You are suddenly disturbed by a noise from out of nowhere. A slight "H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H" comes from the sky above. You glance up at the sky and out of nowhere you see a horrible sight. "IT'S A ROFL-COPTER" you scream to yourself. You are immediatetly threatened and shit brix. Who is piloting this monstrosity? Why, it's the dark lord Master BILL.

These are your choices:

Fight BILL

Run away from BILL Fight Bill!

You ready yourself in a battle stance that makes your ass look tight. You think you would've been fucked by now, because you have no armour, no weapons, and no fighting skills. But, now that you have some hax given to you by the troll, you have the ability to do anything to defeat this bald cocksucker. But you think to yourself as you pull out the hax card: "But what about the honesty? What of the good old fashioned fighting styles? Where is the honesty in hax?" You have to choose, whether you're going to fight honestly, or with the hax.

Your choices are:

Fight with honesty

Fight with hax