User:JustAAverageWolf

We Don't Have A Dog
"Mommy, Mommy Thanks for the new play friend he's so fun." My eight year old daughter said running into the kitchen. I was making dinner for me and her.

"Oh you're new play friend?" I ask her laughing.

"His name is Jack and he comes in through my bedroom window because he's scared of our dog. He said tonight we had something very special planned." I laugh at her creative imagination. She never really had a father figure so this must be her pretend father figure.

"Okay sweetie what time does he come in?" I ask her.

"He comes in at midnight." My daughter answered in delight.

"And why does he come in the window again?" I ask her chuckling.

"Because he's scared of our puppy!" She exclaims. That night at about 12:03 I realized we don't have a dog.