Talk:Random Tumors/@comment-31077845-20170130163418

What an uncreative person. Maybe try altering your sleep schedule so you sleep during the day or admitting yourself to a group home before resigning yourself to your fate as the host for a terrifying arachnid colony if something simple like setting up cameras and sending the footage to the police wouldn't work as this was some kind of supernatural thinger. You could also try finding a bunk mate so you weren't alone at night to see if that would help, but in all fairness you're probably going to get a lot of disappointed callers when you tell them "Uh, actually when I say I'm looking for someone to sleep with me, I mean just, like, sleep in the same room as me. Not...that. Ew."