User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta a la Harmony Korine's Trash Humpers/@comment-25024572-20150123144252

I just have the funniest thought of old people going onto lawns, and yelling at people to, "Get off my sidewalk!" while they wag their canes in the air. It's glorius.

Also, elderly degenerates peeping into neighborhood windows and masturbating. This is gross, and raises a few questions:

Did they only peep on people doing the naughty?

Could the old men get an erection?

Do they just masturbate to people in their homes doing whatever? Is it like, "Oh, that whipper-snapper's playing video games! Oh yeah!"

Ok, this is bringing too many disturbing images into my head. Question time is now over.