User blog comment:DoctorBleed/"Blood Whistle" Review/@comment-27582895-20170118222802/@comment-5614678-20170118223502

A lot of my reviews are written in an over-the-top, exaggerated way to be funny. I'm really not as mean as I come off in this review. At least, I really hope I'm not.

Also, you don't wanna know what "queef" means. Trust me. One day, you'll thank me for not telling you.