Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5809057-20130114145509/@comment-6070473-20130221235100

As you plunge the sword into your stomach, time suddenly starts to slow down, but you can still feel pain as if in normal time. What you would normally take 1 second, now takes 1 hour. So now you are stuck feeling the effects of seppuku for hours until you die.

I wish I had a job playing my favorite video games for 100 US dollars a day, I was able to spend those US dollars on anything I wanted, and that I would be alive and have this job for 20 years.