User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/So here's how I spent my semester break (reading garbage)/@comment-25941663-20180503184907

"A pack of four-legged coyotes ran past John's vehicle."

To be fair, this is me when I try to reach a word limit. It's my go-to, right after "wet water" and "two-armed, two-legged, two-eyes, one-nosed man".

Because you are notorious for saying masterpieces do not meet your flimsy quality standards, I glanced at the reviews and found that this is indeed the case here. People who paid good money for this loved it, and we all know the public always knows best. I will leave you with the below comment, which perfectly captures the essence of this marvelous book you failed to grasp:

"Gives some insite to whats going on at the boarder. We are asleep at the ...as a nation."

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Glad to see you show up, even to just let us know of the atrocities of this world! Hope all went great with your exams, and I wish this book didn't burn off too many brain cells. The title alone cost me half my IQ points (I am down to 1 now, my precious).