User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/The Shining and Room 237/@comment-6548012-20160511155038/@comment-26030957-20160513002935

I'll teach you some Shit-Fuck-Pissian:

Hello: S'up, bro.

Goodbye: Lates, dog.

Good: Gnarly

Excellent: Sick.

Nice: bitchen'

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella, dude.