Creepypasta Wiki:Chat/Logs/27 December 2014

 [11:56]  Brb [11:56]  Lel=??? [11:57]  hello butter lard [11:57]  Hi Emo Macedonian. [11:57]  why are you so mean to butter? [11:57]  lol [11:57]  &gt;butter [11:57]  Emo Macedonian? XD [11:57]  The Butter Lard [11:57]  &gt;Emo Macedonian [11:57]  wat [11:57]  SG is emo, cuz he cant confess that he's macedonian [11:57]  I'm not even macedonian [11:57]  yuss u r [11:58]  Im back [11:58] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> then why is your name backwards is YugEmo321? [11:58] <SOMEGUY123> magic [11:58] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> See? you're a Yugi-Oh! emo. [11:58] <Fallout223> Yeah, confess Darude- Plankstorm. [11:58] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> And a macedonian one. [11:58] <DB511611> Quiet down ur waking the neighbors [11:58] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> Shame on ya. [11:58] <Thektdude> Im going to go guys so, merry christmas and a happy new year, but i will be on before 2015. [11:59] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> Yay, I found something to counter attack Bitter's obesity joke. [11:59] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> You're only plaguing your already fragmented psyche with desperation and agony by denying your obvious Macedonian heritage SG. [12:00] <Fallout223> What does a fat kid run to catch? [12:00] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> SOMEEMOYOUGIOHMACEDONIAN123 is your username now. [12:00] <Fallout223> Ceps m9. [12:00] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> @Morgan Check PM [12:01] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> Hey Under. [12:01] <Fallout223> It's a taco truck, guys. [12:01] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> We have SG jokes and we need replacements, and I made one. :^) [12:01] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> ] [12:01] <DB511611> Who has Super Smash Bros. For Wii U? [12:01] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I have a Wii U. [12:01] <Fallout223> No one. [12:01] <Fallout223> Fuck Smash. [12:01] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> But no Smash Brothers. [12:01] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> * Howard Phillips Lovecraft castrates Fallout with a bent paperclip. [12:02] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> HERESY, [12:02] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> *! [12:02] <Fallout223> Oh yeah...!! [12:02] <Aeterna Chaeo> Woah. [12:02] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> My brother is obsessed with titles and shows and complains that there's o translation for the SMSS, lol. [12:02] <Fallout223> Hurt me MORE! [12:02] <Aeterna Chaeo> Eeeh, nah. [12:03] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> * Howard Phillips Lovecraft hits Fallout over the head with a brick and then smashes his face in with a crowbar. [12:03] <Fallout223> Hey, is that Kenny? [12:03] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Huh? [12:04] <Fallout223> His murder boner is going super big. [12:04] <Aeterna Chaeo> &gt;murder boner [12:04] <Aeterna Chaeo> Who told you about that!? [12:04] <Fallout223> Now the salt lick to my head! [12:04] <Aeterna Chaeo> &lt;_&lt; &gt;_&gt; [12:04] <Aeterna Chaeo> &gt;salt lick [12:04] <Aeterna Chaeo> So you... [12:04] <Aeterna Chaeo> Crave that mineral? [12:05] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> * Howard Phillips Lovecraft cuts Fallout's cartoid artery with a 14 in serrated steel knife and leaves him to bleed out in an alley. [12:05] <The Koromo> likfreak is here [12:05] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> It's assferd. [12:06] <The Koromo> Likass [12:06] <Aeterna Chaeo> No no no you guys. [12:06] <Aeterna Chaeo> It's Dickferd. [12:06] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> I think I have officially found the weirdest/creepiest music video (IMO) on YouTube. [12:06] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> Lameferd, Fuckferd, Macedonianferd, Ebolaferd. [12:06] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Am I scaring people away with by my application of my knowledge of human anatomy to my acts of murder? [12:06] <Aeterna Chaeo> ^^ [12:06] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPRkYWVinF0 Seriously, how do I explain this? [12:07] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Have you even seen Marilyn Manson's Born Villain video? [12:08] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> Hey Mumbizz. [12:08] <Mumbizz01> Hello. [12:08] <Marciellathekiller> I love marylin Manson [12:08] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Hello Mumbizz. [12:08] <Marciellathekiller> Whaaa [12:09] <DB511611> k im back [12:09] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Favorite song and album Marciella? [12:09] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> WB DB. [12:09] <DB511611> wb? [12:09] <Mumbizz01> Marylin Manson. Did we talk about him a day ago? [12:09] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> it's a beautiful life! [12:09] <ScrewYouDinkleberg> [12:09] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> WB=Welcome back. [12:10] <DB511611> oh [12:10] <Marciellathekiller> Eat me drink me = this is Halloween [12:10] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> No @Mumbizz. [12:10] <DB511611> hows life? [12:10] <Mumbizz01> Great, [12:10] <DB511611> thats good [12:10] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I like Antichrist Superstar from Antichrist Superstar. [12:10] <Marciellathekiller> Idk [12:10] <Mumbizz01> Just living in my mansion alone with no one else. [12:10] <DB511611> i only like EDM [12:10] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Redudancy I know. [12:11] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> *redundancy [12:11] <DB511611> redunceity [12:11] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Hello Aeterna. [12:11] <DB511611> hey aeterna [12:11] <Aeterna Chaeo> Sp00kySkary.jpg [12:12] <Mumbizz01> Aeterna Chaeo. Is that a file you got? [12:12] <DB511611> u read my creepypasta? [12:12] <Aeterna Chaeo> no bro [12:12] <DB511611> k den [12:12] <SOMEGUY123> likferd pm [12:12] <Aeterna Chaeo> im just fuckin around [12:12] <Mumbizz01> Not yet, can you send me a link? [12:12] <Mumbizz01> [12:12] <Aeterna Chaeo> Dickferd* [12:12] <DB511611> ok hold on [12:12] <Aeterna Chaeo> or [12:12] <Aeterna Chaeo> OR [12:13] <DB511611> ok here it is Thread:410254 [12:13] <Aeterna Chaeo> Likdick [12:13] <DB511611> likdick? [12:13] <Likferd> Everyone looks so young in Greece. How do you separate the men from the boys? [12:13] <Aeterna Chaeo> Yes. [12:13] <Mumbizz01> K i'm reading it now. [12:13] <Aeterna Chaeo> Likdick. [12:13] <Likferd> With a crowbar. [12:13] <DB511611> pokedick [12:13] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> Back. [12:13] <Fallout223> Playing Destiny on Sexbox 369, wanna join? [12:13] <SOMEGUY123> thank you for repeating a joke I told you in pm fatass [12:13] <Jeffsson> yess? [12:13] <Aeterna Chaeo> They don't, Likferd. [12:13] <DB511611> sexbox 369? [12:13] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> Oh fuck, the Batman. [12:14] <DB511611> pretty quiet [12:14] <DB511611> too quiet [12:14] <The Damn Batman> yo [12:14] <Aeterna Chaeo> spooky scary skeletons [12:14] <WhyAmIReadingThis> Hey SDoixtror [12:14] <WhyAmIReadingThis> *Doctor [12:14] <WhyAmIReadingThis> Welp [12:14] <WhyAmIReadingThis> Stupid keyboard-computer lag [12:15] <DB511611> hey batman [12:15] <DB511611> whats up? [12:15] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Hello Batman. [12:15] <DB511611> hello clarice [12:15] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Nice Darkseid avatar. [12:15] <The Furriest Mutey Around> I HATH RETURNED [12:15] <The Damn Batman> Darkseid is @Howard [12:15] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> WB Morgan. [12:16] <DB511611> whos darkseid? [12:16] <Aeterna Chaeo> &gt;tfw Chris-Chan hasnt killed himself yet [12:16] <The Furriest Mutey Around> thank &lt;3 [12:16] <DB511611> thank [12:16] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I'm Darkseid? [12:16] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> Oh, and Morgan, you still don't know my secret ping. [12:16] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> XD [12:16] <The Furriest Mutey Around> k [12:16] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I wish. [12:16] <The Damn Batman> No, it was a reference to a comic [12:16] <DB511611> idk who darkseid is? [12:16] <The Furriest Mutey Around> i have one more tho [12:16] <The Damn Batman> Rock of Ages @Howard [12:17] <The Furriest Mutey Around> TFMA :P [12:17] <The Damn Batman> Darkseid is a god who fucks with earth and beats up Superman [12:17] <DB511611> i think not [12:17] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wv3AilDfrU [12:17] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I know who he is. [12:17] <Marciellathekiller> Hmmm [12:17] <The Damn Batman> I'm telling DB [12:17] <The Damn Batman> Howard [12:18] <DB511611> darkseid=thanos wanna be [12:18] <The Damn Batman> Darkseid was first [12:18] <DB511611> nupe [12:18] <Marciellathekiller> 💀 [12:18] <The Damn Batman> Thanos is a Darkseid wanna be [12:18] <DB511611> i think not [12:18] <The Damn Batman> Yes [12:18] <The Damn Batman> I would know [12:18] <Marciellathekiller> Him [12:18] <DB511611> ok fine [12:18] <Marciellathekiller> Hm* [12:18] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Prince Uxas, killed his own brother to ascend the throne, became tyrant of Apokolips, conquered a crapload of territory, renamed himself Darkseid/Lord Darkseid. [12:19] <The Damn Batman> Yeah [12:19] <DB511611> but you know whos better than both of them? [12:19] <The Damn Batman> Superman [12:19] <The Damn Batman> @DB [12:19] <DB511611> nope [12:19] <DB511611> goku [12:19] <Mumbizz01> Back. [12:19] <The Damn Batman> no [12:19] <DB511611> yes [12:19] <Knight of Cydonia> I have a question [12:19] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> The One Above All destroys Goku. [12:19] <SOMEGUY123> guys [12:19] <The Damn Batman> goku &lt; Superman [12:19] <Knight of Cydonia> whats the plural of virus [12:19] <SOMEGUY123> I have created a new meme [12:19] <Knight of Cydonia> virus or viruses? [12:19] <DB511611> goku would beat superman anyday [12:19] <SOMEGUY123> yee rofl [12:20] <DB511611> hey knight [12:20] <The Damn Batman> That isn't a new meme [12:20] <Knight of Cydonia> hey [12:20] <SOMEGUY123> I said [12:20] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> The Source or The One Above All destroy Goku. [12:20] <SOMEGUY123> YEE [12:20] <SOMEGUY123> ROFL [12:20] <The Damn Batman> You just smashed two memes together [12:20] <DB511611> hows the story going? [12:20] <Dinorauria 2> SG [12:20] <Mumbizz01> yee rofl. That sounds like Rick Roll [12:20] <The Damn Batman> No shit, Howard [12:20] <Dinorauria 2> I am on trollpasta wiki chat [12:20] <SOMEGUY123> k [12:20] <Knight of Cydonia> its going well, i just have a doubt,lol [12:20] <DB511611> what? [12:20] <The Damn Batman> Goku can't fight omnipotent gods [12:20] <Knight of Cydonia> what's the plural of virus? [12:20] <Knight of Cydonia> virus or viruses? [12:21] <The Damn Batman> Virus [12:21] <Knight of Cydonia> thank you [12:21] <Dinorauria 2> how about the avatars of said omnipotent gods in question? [12:21] <The Damn Batman> An avatar of it? [12:21] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Viruses is the plural. [12:21] <Knight of Cydonia> I'm gonna keep working on it, ttyl [12:21] <DB511611> brb [12:21] <Knight of Cydonia> oh,now im confused,lol [12:21] <Dinorauria 2> you know, a physical manifestation? [12:21] <The Damn Batman> Oh then the omnipotent god wins [12:21] <The Damn Batman> He still has all his powers [12:22] <Dinorauria 2> okden [12:22] <Dinorauria 2> [12:22] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Batman is wrong, it's viruses @Card. [12:22] <The Damn Batman> He just has human form [12:22] <The Damn Batman> I know [12:22] <The Damn Batman> I was fucking him up [12:22] <Knight of Cydonia> thank you howard [12:22] <The Damn Batman> Damn it [12:22] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> I may as well go for the time being. [12:22] <The Damn Batman> Bye Simba [12:22] <DB511611> so either way its going good? [12:22] <The Furriest Mutey Around> BYE SIMBAE Q_Q [12:22] <Dinorauria 2> cya Simba [12:22] <The Furriest Mutey Around> * The Furriest Mutey Around hugs [12:22] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Bye Simba. [12:22] <G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY> * G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY hugs back [12:22] <The Damn Batman> Go eat some Zebras or something [12:22] <DB511611> knight? [12:22] <The Damn Batman> But seriously Goku &lt; Superman [12:22] <The Damn Batman> It's not even a debate [12:22] <The Furriest Mutey Around> lion hugs ftw [12:22] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I wonder if DB knows about Superman Prime One Million @Batman... [12:23] <The Damn Batman> Yeah [12:23] <DB511611> i wonder if howard knows super sayian 4 [12:23] <The Damn Batman> Superman Prime One Million can beat even Super Sayain God Goku [12:23] <DB511611> not even possible [12:23] <The Damn Batman> Superman Prime One Million IS GOD [12:23] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I do, @DB. [12:23] <The Damn Batman> He can destroy and create matter which is impossible [12:23] <The Damn Batman> He can literally do the impossible, man [12:24] <The Damn Batman> He wins [12:24] <DB511611> nope [12:24] <The Damn Batman> He can just obliterate Goku [12:24] <DB511611> goku wins [12:24] <The Damn Batman> With a thought [12:24] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> That red furball couldn't take Superman Prime One Million on his worst day. [12:24] <The Damn Batman> He doesn't need to fight him [12:24] <DB511611> goku with kryptonite wins [12:24] <The Damn Batman> Superman Prime One Million isn't weakened by Krytonite [12:25] <The Damn Batman> He's a god [12:25] <DB511611> so is goku [12:25] <Marciellathekiller> I love Superman [12:25] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Superman Prime One Million is unaffected by Kryptonite and magic. [12:25] <The Damn Batman> But Goku isn't an omnipotent god [12:25] <The Damn Batman> Superman is [12:25] <The Damn Batman> *Superman Prime One Million [12:25] <The Damn Batman> That is [12:25] <DB511611> the funniest part is i have only seen season one of DBZ [12:25] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> LOL [12:25] <DB511611> i dont even know goku that well [12:25] <Dinorauria 2> Superman is not a god, more so an Alien. [12:25] <The Damn Batman> DB fan boys try to argue that he can beat Superman [12:26] <Dinorauria 2> Now ARES is actually a god. [12:26] <The Damn Batman> Yeah I doubt that happening [12:26] <The Damn Batman> Dino [12:26] <DB511611> i know that darkseid [12:26] <Dinorauria 2> Yas? [12:26] <The Damn Batman> We're not talking about regular superman [12:26] <DB511611> but i only saw the season where goku died [12:26] <Dinorauria 2> wut. [12:26] <The Damn Batman> Ares is like pond scum to Superman Prime One Million [12:26] <Marciellathekiller> Idk any other superman [12:26] <DB511611> pond cum? [12:26] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I've seen all of Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Z Kai, and Dragon Ball GT. [12:26] <Dinorauria 2> he said scum. [12:26] <DB511611> *scum [12:27] <DB511611> i meant scum [12:27] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Plus all the spinoff movies. [12:27] <The Damn Batman> Superman Prime One Million can kill Ares with a thought [12:27] <The Damn Batman> So [12:27] <Dinorauria 2> Oh. [12:27] <Dradoner1690> ares inmortal [12:27] <DB511611> i have only seen season 1 of DBZ and nothing else [12:28] <DB511611> who is krillin? [12:28] <DB511611> idk [12:28] <The Damn Batman> Ares' physical body can be destroyed though [12:28] <Dradoner1690> yeah [12:28] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> And I can tell you for a fact Goku doesn't have the chance of a snowball in hell of beating Superman Prime One Million. [12:28] <DB511611> idk rly [12:28] <Dradoner1690> ikr [12:28] <DB511611> i didnt know anything came before [12:28] <DB511611> dbz [12:28] <DB511611> *DBZ [12:28] <DB511611> [12:29] <DB511611> what comes before DBZ? [12:29] <Marciellathekiller> Idk what anyone is talking about [12:29] <The Koromo> Sailor Moon [12:29] <Dinorauria 2> ^ [12:29] <Dinorauria 2> crap [12:29] <Dinorauria 2> [12:29] <The Koromo> i believd [12:29] <The Koromo> e [12:29] <DB511611> -_- [12:29] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> There's Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Z Kai, and then Dragon Ball GT. [12:29] <Dinorauria 2> Also Hai Moist [12:30] <DB511611> nothing comes before DBZ? [12:30] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> I believe there's a series simply known as Dragon Ball before DBZ. [12:30] <DB511611> cause episode 1 of DBZ idk what happened before [12:31] <Marciellathekiller> ? [12:31] <DB511611> something bout dragonballs [12:31] <BRVR> Perish Song: The last note you'll ever hear. [12:31] <Dinorauria 2> ^ [12:31] <SOMEGUY123> likferd om [12:31] <SOMEGUY123> pm [12:31] <SOMEGUY123> * [12:32] <Dinorauria 2> Om nom nom? @SG [12:32] <SOMEGUY123> wew lad [12:32] <Marciellathekiller> I watch space dandy [12:32] <Marciellathekiller> And attack on titan [12:32] <Marciellathekiller> And one piece [12:32] <Marciellathekiller> They are good shows [12:33] <Marciellathekiller> SS [12:33] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Glee beats a [12:33] <Marciellathekiller> Oop [12:33] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> *all of those. [12:33] <Marciellathekiller> Nope [12:33] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> Yup. [12:35] <Marciellathekiller> Silence [12:35] <Howard Phillips Lovecraft> No. [12:36] <The Furriest Mutey Around> (rip) [12:37] <Marciellathekiller> Hey mute [12:38] <BRVR> Destiny Bond can be summed up in 4 words. [12:38] <BRVR> "YOU DIE WITH ME." [12:39] <BRVR> Apparently, if you hold the 3DS upside down while Inkay levels up to 30 or more, it will evolve. [12:40] <Marciellathekiller> Uh OK [12:41] <Fallen Phoenix> Sup [12:41] <Dradoner1690> can i pm cause i wanna test a HUGE spam [12:58] <Jeffsson> sarah how are you gross [12:58] <Knight of Cydonia> yw,lol [12:58] <Skunkette> i like farting [12:58] <Skunkette> a lot [12:58] <Skunkette> cause im weird [12:58] <Knight of Cydonia> that's not being gross,lol [12:58] <Jeffsson> ok and how is that something majorly gross [12:58] <Knight of Cydonia> I mean, are you religious? [12:58] <The Furriest Mutey Around> I like to do that. [12:59] <Skunkette> i dunno [12:59] <The Furriest Mutey Around> but im more of a burp. [12:59] <Marciellathekiller> Remember me for centuries [12:59] <Knight of Cydonia> If you are religious, remember, that's how god made us [12:59] <Marciellathekiller> Um [12:59] <Knight of Cydonia> He made farts for a reason (x [12:59] <Skunkette> im not religious [12:59] <Skunkette> thats just me tho [12:59] <Knight of Cydonia> lmao okay [12:59] <Sircreepypasta> me neither [12:59] <Knight of Cydonia> but its something normal [01:00] <Jeffsson> so sarah irefuse to accept that you are gross [01:00] <DB511611> i finished it knight [01:00] <Marciellathekiller> Brb [01:00] <Skunkette> eh [01:00] <Knight of Cydonia> did you like it? be honest [01:00] <Skunkette> its w/e [01:00] <Knight of Cydonia> its short xD [01:00] <Jeffsson> okie dokie [01:00] <DB511611> great story i must say. kinda short though and rly wanted it to continue or end with something happening to him but thats just me [01:01] <DB511611> but overall tenouttaten [01:01] <Knight of Cydonia> thanks, I'll take that as a suggestion for the next pasta I make :) [01:02] <DB511611> or you can edit the current one and make it longer or make a sequel [01:02] <Knight of Cydonia> I could, that's a great idea [01:02] <DB511611> your welcome [01:03] <Knight of Cydonia> or maybe a different point of view [01:03] <Jeffsson> i miss my old friends from this chat. barely anyone i knew is on here anymore [01:03] <DB511611> maybe... [01:03] <Knight of Cydonia> brb [01:04] <DB511611> hey jeffsson [01:04] <Jeffsson> yes db? [01:04] <DB511611> want some free candy? [01:04] <Jeffsson> no [01:04] <DB511611> ok den [01:04] <DB511611> the offers still up [01:04] <Dradoner1690> how to fix it when your imgur wont show pictures [01:05] <Jeffsson> ok [01:05] <Dradoner1690> how it only shows ? =that [01:06] <DB511611> whats wrong with the time on the wiki? [01:06] <Dradoner1690> idk it goes up w my time [01:06] <Jeffsson> my time is accuratr [01:06] <DB511611> my message was not too long ago and it says it was hours ago [01:06] <Dradoner1690> me to [01:07] <DB511611> my time is not so accuratr [01:07] <Dradoner1690> m is [01:07] <DB511611> its less accuratr [01:07] <DB511611> who hasnt read my creepypasta? [01:08] <Dradoner1690> it a good one [01:08] <Jeffsson> ping me if you need me [01:08] <Dradoner1690> k [01:08] <Zyraииe> hey [01:08] <Dradoner1690> hi [01:09] <DB511611> if i make a creepypasta about a spooky anus will it be accepted? [01:09] <DB511611> i mean it WILL be scary [01:09] <Dradoner1690> idk [01:09] <Dradoner1690> il read it tho [01:09] <DB511611> o rly? [01:09] <Dradoner1690> yh [01:09] <DB511611> is there a limit on gore? [01:10] <DB511611> idk [01:10] <Dradoner1690> idk prob yes [01:10] <DB511611> hey Maskedmoon [01:10] <Dradoner1690> while having anus sex a thing crawls up a girl but [01:11] <Dradoner1690> t [01:11] <DB511611> anus sex? [01:11] <Dradoner1690> yeah [01:11] <DB511611> u mean anal? [01:11] <Dradoner1690> same thing