User:DeadBox

Hi, my name is DeadBox!

I am a sadistic, ungrateful hypocrite who loves nothing more than: long walks on the beach, walking my two-headed dog in the park, curling up in bed with a nice cup of coffee and inflicting a tremendous amount of pain towards others.

I grew up in the 13th Dimension before moving to The Fiery Pits of Hell to get a job as an Executioner. I live with my beautiful lycanthrope wife, Martha, and my talented young son, Timothy, who has chosen a career of Necromancy.

I look forward to scaring you all shitless with stories about Tim, Martha and Myself!

DeadBox (talk) 11:40, October 25, 2015 (UTC) Yours Sincerely, DeadBox.