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Hello, I tried to upload a story and my internet browser crashed. I thought I'd clicked cancel but it was submitted twice on accident. I didn't want it to seem like I was spamming and would like to know if I can try to resubmit my ritualpasta (managed to save it on my computer before the internet went haywire).

Thanks,

AiyanaNyx (talk) 19:24, January 14, 2017 (UTC)AiyanaNyx

Hi, I 100 percent doubt you remember me. I wrote a story a couple of years ago when I was a 14 year old, and it was completely ridiculous. Anyway you deleted it and I am pretty sure my childish mind went its course. Even though I doubt you remember it, I came across this wiki remembering how much of an idiot I was. So not only to you, but to other administrators of this website, I show my deepest apologies, even though I really doubt you remember. I basically got pissed and swore at the people who were taking it down, and I am pretty sure it was the worlds worst creepypasta anyway lol.

You know your way around this wiki, right?
Yup. It's me asking an admin for yet another favour, this one about undone edits. I was just wondering if there was a template that could allow me to view the edits I have undone as well as the ones I've made. I don't expect you to create a new template or anything, just wondering if there is a way.

 I'ma gonna getcha!  I'ma gonna getcha good!   00:52, January 16, 2017 (UTC)


 * Nevermind, I might do some more searching around. Don't waste your time.


 *  I'ma gonna getcha!  I'ma gonna getcha good!   01:34, January 16, 2017 (UTC)


 * It's not that I'm trying to re-apply for Rollback (at least not until I get ~450 edits or am recommended it by anyone), I just thought that it would be something I'd like to keep track of.


 *  I'ma gonna getcha!  I'ma gonna getcha good!   02:42, January 16, 2017 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I just decided that looking through the edits I had made on the stories that hadn't been deleted was an easier way to do that (there is about a 100 edit discrepancy between my badges and my listed edits). Thanks for the advice though, I'll be sure to take it into account.


 * One funny thing I've noticed is that Rollback requires more article edits than adminship. I guess this wiki used to get so many RB requests that you had to up it from 200.


 *  I'ma gonna getcha!  I'ma gonna getcha good!   02:50, January 16, 2017 (UTC)


 * Nevermind, I thought the admin requirements were 600 edits, 400 on articles. As for VCROC, isn't there something like that now? a content moderator or something?


 *  I'ma gonna getcha!  I'ma gonna getcha good!   03:01, January 16, 2017 (UTC)

I thought Dupin was the mini admin here.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 05:01, January 16, 2017 (UTC)

It would be hard for him to hear me from down there.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 05:30, January 16, 2017 (UTC)

Hi I was wondering why my page was considered unfinished? It was called Captain's Log

Hi, I was wondering why my page "captain's log" was considered unfinished? Sorry to repost this, I forgot to leave the tildes

Awaymsg (talk) 17:54, January 16, 2017 (UTC)

It implies that their expedition was to carry out some sort of experiment involving human sacrifice, at some specific location in the mountains. The experiment unexpectedly causes the captain to become strong at the expense of the others in the party. I feel that all of the details can be gleaned from within the writing. I wanted it to be as if you are glimpsing into a single journal entry and piecing together the context. Anyways, thx for the response

Awaymsg (talk) 19:19, January 16, 2017 (UTC)

Two questions
First: Is there a reason why there's no cancel button when you edit a page or there is a button and I'm just too stupid to see it?

Second: While I was digging a few pages to find memorable quotes about me, I found this again. I thought it was sub-par and was going to be deleted, but ended up overlooked. What do you think?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 20:44, January 18, 2017 (UTC)

Well, you're the boss. As for the edit part, I'm perfectly aware that you can do those things (I'm not stoopid) but I meant that when that happens, most of the time the message 'Changes that you made may not be saved' and if you click Leave, the wiki might say fuck you anyway and post the edit.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 13:16, January 19, 2017 (UTC)

Long Time No Mistake
Howdy, Empyre! How were your holidays? Mine were samey for me, though I did get to have my Grandma over for Christmas which was nice and different. I didn't get to celebrate New Year's Eve because I woke up with a hangover level of headache, lol, but I did watch the countdown and drink some fake wine (sparkling grape juice).

I've got a somewhat funny situation on my hands, well, amusing would be more fitting. Although, most would probably see it as annoying. I'm trying to upload a video that way I can post it with others on one of my stories pages. The problem is that I already have another video uploaded with the exact same name, therefore it replaces the other one each time I try to upload it. I tried adding a description of the video in the article to see if that count as different enough so that I might rename the upload file, but no luck. Any ideas or thing you can do (the best idea I have is asking the narrator if he can rename the file on YouTube)? Here are the videos in question:. Thank you! Buckle up!  I'm going to be popular  08:05, January 19, 2017 (UTC)


 * That's good to hear! I'm glad you had a good time :)


 * I'm still not having any luck with it, doh. Here's what I'm doing: Click 'contribute' button in upper right hand > Click 'Add a Video' > Only thing I see is a blank box that I can fill in with the text 'Video URL:' above it and a red button marked 'Add' below it > Paste video URL in the box and click the red 'Add' button below it > Video uploads and I am taken to the 'videos on this wiki' page. There is no section between that and pasting the URL for me as far as I can see. Or do you mean on the file's page itself where there is an about, file history, and metadata tab? I've tried the edit this page option on all of those tabs as well, but the only thing that pops up is a description header with nothing under it. Perhaps Admins are only able or there is another place to upload the videos from that I'm not seeing (please just don't be blind, me XD).


 * I'm not in any hurry, so no rush. Just whenever you're able to walk me through it (I'd like to learn how to fix it myself if at all possible). Sorry for the bother. Buckle up!   I'm going to be popular  05:36, January 20, 2017 (UTC)


 * I disabled ad-block to see if that was the problem, but it wasn't. Here is what I see in the order they appear after clicking the contribute button and 'Add a video' (the last picture is what I see when I hit edit on any of the three tabs):




 * I take it that a step is being skipped between image one and two. I've tried everything I can think of with those pages. I've even clicked the file link in the green box of image two, but it just gives me the 3rd (2.1) image I posted. Mmm, if you don't see where I'm going wrong here, then I'm going to see if I can get Diex, Raidra, or another user without administrative/mod tools to add the video and see if it'll allow a filename change for them (if you don't mind that is). Also, I'm really sorry if I am hardcore derping and missing it. I'm in the midst of dealing with some really negative life changes (I don't want to mention it on open chat at this time). I might end up being weird for a while or something, so heads up on that. Thank you for helping me on this. Buckle up!   I'm going to be popular  06:14, January 21, 2017 (UTC)


 * Bleh, that stinks. Okay, how about you change one of them to read: (CREEPYPASTA) Tornado Tango or CREEPYPASTA TORNADO TANGO (if parenthesis aren't allowed in the title). Thanks a ton for the help! And yeah, hopefully this isn't much of a occurrence in the future. Otherwise, I might have to apply for dat Admin position :P  Buckle up!   I'm going to be popular  06:45, January 21, 2017 (UTC)

Allusions?
Hey, is it ok if I write something that alludes to FNAF a few times? They got helmets on they heads - BUT I GOT A WATAMELOAN INSTEAD! (talk) 17:23, January 21, 2017 (UTC)

Ok. Does the concept of scooping out someone's innards count as NSFW or not? It won't actually be described, just mentioned. They got helmets on they heads - BUT I GOT A WATAMELOAN INSTEAD! (talk) 17:36, January 21, 2017 (UTC)

The moment I noticed you messaged, I instantly knew I missed the fact that the editor was also the original author. I don't know how missed that sorry. Still, shouldn't the M4R message be edited since the by-user template was added?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:06, January 21, 2017 (UTC)

I just looked through the blacklisted subjects and I must say I find it absolutely hilarious that "bad fur day" was something that appeared so often that it had to be blacklisted.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 22:02, January 21, 2017 (UTC)

Looking through the trends, the next thing you guys will have to blacklist is a game called 'Hello neighbour' (I'm constantly lying to myself that there isn't any porn made around it).

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 22:32, January 21, 2017 (UTC)

um...excuse me but

why did you delete the story "Happy end"?

i diddent see anything wrong with it so please explain why?

and if its minor problem i can easaly fix or even a magor problem please bring back my story so i can fix the problem

sorry pal i forgot to sign my last msg so heres the signature for both this msg and my last one

Makitstop (talk) 14:26, January 22, 2017 (UTC)mak

ok thank you for your constructive critisism

btb the person who reported the story is being a huge d-bag to me and is directly insulting my story

just thought you should know

anyway can you please bring back my story so i can edit it a bit?

becuase i do beleve it could use a bit of tweaking

also i just wanted to menchion i'm not from the US so i spell certain words differently for example i spell "then" as "than" cause thats what i learned at school

and i diddent really properly learn punctuasion in my school because my school in particular was really crap a teaching

Hello, Empy. I was wondering if I could post a blog post offering to give critique to YouTube channels.

Creeper50 (talk) 14:56, January 22, 2017 (UTC)Creeper50

ok thank you for telling me i'll keep that in mind

ya know what...i just wont be makeing any more creepypastas if people are just gonnah insult me if they arent perfect


 * sigh* i'll just go...its not like anyone will miss me

Long day
Hey dude. I just changed my signature and checked the messages I left in different places. Will my old signature show up on old messages forever?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:23, January 22, 2017 (UTC)

Got it.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:29, January 22, 2017 (UTC)

quick question
hey emps I was trying to post a story when the website told me that you deleted a pasta by the same name back in April 2015. I didn't want to continue unless I had an approval from an admin, and since you were the one who deleted the last story, it was only necessary to get permission from you. I promise this one is not about housekeeping unlike the last one lol. Let me know so I can continue with publishing please.

Baaaaaaaannnkkaaaiii! 17:23, January 22, 2017 (UTC)

The thing is I'm using an actual screenshot that has something relevant to the story (my title) but I agree with you in changing the name to avoid confusion. You (and diex) have been a great help.

-- Baaaaaaaannnkkaaaiii! 17:45, January 22, 2017 (UTC)

Does parodying a line from Jeff the Killer count as creating a JtK spinoff? And is it ok if I use something similar to the plot of Cupcakes? Not the actual story, just some bits of the plot. They got helmets on they heads - BUT I GOT A WATAMELOAN INSTEAD! (talk) 21:52, January 22, 2017 (UTC)

I was talking about using '''something that's mostly different. '''They got helmets on they heads - BUT I GOT A WATAMELOAN INSTEAD! (talk) 21:57, January 22, 2017 (UTC)

Hello! I have no idea how to work this website, but I wanted to contact you and ask your permission for something. My name is Alex Rivera, and I'm a senior in high school. My school's theatre program is having a short film festival and we've been given several weeks to prepare. I was wondering if I could possibly use the storyline of Don't Know You From Adam as the plot of our film. I've read and re-read the story many times within the last year, and it remains one of my favourite creepy stories. I didn't want to plagarize I didn't know how to message you personally though, so I hope this form of communication is okay! If not, my email address is alexskiescx@gmail.com. I eagerly anticipate your response, whatever it may be! Thank you in advance for your time.

Alex R.

Quick Question
Hey I quickly wanted to ask you this: now that I have improved my pasta, should I resubmit the story, send the revised version to an admin, or resubmit it to the deletion appeal page? I am not quite sure what to do since I'd already revised my story, but had already sent a deletion appeal yesterday. If you do want to see my revised version, here it is: http://pastebin.com/8Czc8B7k

Thanks!

Matty Stacks (talk) 20:23, January 24, 2017 (UTC)Matty Stacks


 * Christ Emps, that notice message sounded almost like a tele-shopping commercial. "You seem to have fucked your Windows Vista by downloading sketchy porn! Worry not though, as we have just the right thing for you!". Also, the fact that you called something from three years ago a "new rule" makes me wonder, do you have templates for most of those messages, do you write them out or do you have a folder or something from where you copy-paste them?


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:38, January 25, 2017 (UTC)


 * I'm so amused by that guy it's almost sad. Cute little buddy doesn't even know there is such a thing as an Ip ban. Also, can you offer your opinion on this blog, specifically the comments?


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:53, January 25, 2017 (UTC)

Я не боюсь ни одного человека. Удачи.

WaRlOrD2025 (talk) 19:57, January 25, 2017 (UTC)


 * Lmfao, he sounds like he thinks his some sort of assassin fighting a war against hitmen that go after him.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 20:04, January 25, 2017 (UTC)

A Bizzarre Message
I think you do not get to see a message like this all the time but... Do you know if "the womman with the cut face", a bad pasta that I saw you deleted, is going to trollpasta wikia? I saw it in the "Wikia Recent Activity" and, judging by the title, I was hoping to have a few laughs with it, but I went to read "HB Kay" thinking to read it next, but after I finished to read it I came back and it was gone. Thank you for your answer, whatever it will be. Grand Albert (talk) 17:36, January 26, 2017 (UTC)

What? Are you telling me that you happen to write unintentionally bad creepypastas? No way! By the way, I read the pasta, there is no need for me to ask the author for permission since I do not want to post it. I guess next time I will be more careful in asking for deleted pages. I mean... Ugh, that was really bad and messy, but thank you nonetheless, I'll leave you to your edits. See you another time! Grand Albert (talk) 19:32, January 26, 2017 (UTC)


 * Sorry about that, I had no idea that was a thing. In the future, I'll make sure to keep it down.


 *  If a house is made out of a potato,  Is it a potato, or is it a house?   00:14, January 27, 2017 (UTC)

A Regular Request
Yes. I am here to ask for a review. I know it is probably the most recurring message on this talk page next to 'u delted mi storey i kill  u' messages.

Anyway, it's on the Writers Workshop. It's only the 1st 1/4 but I just want to know how it's shaping out. It's pretty NSFW so please don't Ban me.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:570306

'Everyone is a monster to someone  Since you are so convinced that I am yours; I will be it!   03:19, January 29, 2017 (UTC)

*Awkardness* Deleted Whining
Recently you've deleted another one of my stories (No suprise). The thing is I'm particularly mad about this. This story has been online for 2 months, and not been deleted since. I've actualy gotten people saying [Great Story 9/10]. How has this been deleted? You had a chace to delete it when it went up but didn't, so why now?

A quick favour
You might have noticed our little proposal. Would you be kind enough to let us now if it can be approved?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:44, February 1, 2017 (UTC)

Alright, we'll wait. Thank you.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:57, February 1, 2017 (UTC)

Lord and Savior, we have a blogicle.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:18, February 1, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks, but as my lawyer used to say, "Video or it never happened." Also, when your band makes a song against Pyrophilia, make sure to mention me in the lyrics. After you all finish applying the aloe vera, of course.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:56, February 1, 2017 (UTC)

Hey EmpyrealInective!

It's TheDarkOne2.0, long time no see. It's certainly been awhile since I've been on this account, hasn't it? Recently I've been taking some time to practice my writing skills over on FanFiction, and after being a member there for around half a year I think I can look back and say my writing's gotten better than last time I logged into this account. So, seeing as I haven't talked to you in some time, I thought I'd say hi.

Because I am busy writing my stories over on FanFiction I probably won't be writing creepypastas that much, but I've gotten a new idea that I think would make a good pasta, so I decided to come back here and let you know. I haven't started writing it just yet, but as soon as I get the time I'll be typing and getting ready to post it in Writer's Workshop to see if people like it.

To actually get to explaining what it is, around the same time I joined FanFiction I've discovered this great science-fantasy anime series. The idea I have is going to be simple: a monologue from the pov of the main antagonist. I wanted to make it in a similar manner to one of my favourite pokepastas that I've found (called 'I Am Not A Clone'), where I want it to feel sympathetic yet sinister at the same time.

So again, thanks for hearing me out and giving me that advice you gave me that time ago. I'd like to hear what you think about my idea first before I post it, just to see if it's the right idea to go with. Hope to hear from you soon, long time no see.

Sincerely, TheDarkOne2.0--TheDarkOne2.0 (talk) 14:58, February 2, 2017 (UTC)

While I've been away for some time due to family matters and personal problems, I very much appreciate the Spotlighted Pasta position for February. Knowing that my writing will reach a broader audience is very inspiring to say the least, and I'll be trying to work my way out of my recent funk in order to create more gross, ghoulish things for people to enjoy.

Thank you for the support, and I hope to see you around in the future.

-Munch

Have to thank you again, didn't pay it too much mind so was unaware of the true intentions of having my work used. In the future I'd ideally have my works published in an anthology of my own making, so thanks for the heads up. Going to try and rectify that as soon as I'm able.

Appreciate it. :)

Reporting Vandalism - Thatpianoman123456
hey buddy, how are you. I wanted to let you know this guy Thatpianoman123456 was vandalizing a couple of my stories last night. He was removing video links and making condescending comments. I tell you, this dude is a dick. I wanted to cuss him out but thought better of it.

Hello again! It's me, TheDarkOne2.0.

So, I'll do better than giving you a link to my stories on FanFiction. Here's a link to my profile over there so you can see all that I've been up to.

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I mostly write stories for that anime I briefly mentioned when I messaged you yesterday (though honestly it's kind of debatable if it should count as an anime since it was made in the US, but that doesn't really matter) (also just to clarify, the anime is RWBY). The one I recommend you check out first if you have the time is 'The Horrors of Team MJJK', which is a crossover between that anime (which you might notice I write a lot about), A Nightmare On Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Saw. It's also my most popular story over there at the moment.

Take a look when you get the time, and let me know what you think. I hope to hear from you soon.

TheDarkOne2.0--TheDarkOne2.0 (talk) 19:42, February 3, 2017 (UTC)

I replied to your post on my talk page.
Hello, I don't know if you get automatic notifications from my talk page, so I'm here to let you know that I replied to your comment on my talk page. Please, read it, as it is of big relevance to me.

ManicMonkey2001 (talk) 02:50, February 4, 2017 (UTC)

Digging up some Skeletons
I have a few skeletons buried in my yard and today I decided to dig it up. To be honest, I've been contemplating digging it up for a while but I only just acted on it today.

You might remember an old story of mine. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:561947

It needed some work, I know. But I'm still intrigued by the idea and I want to work on it again for Derp and Dix's upcoming contest. My first draft was a bit of a joke, but I think if I make some heavy edits now with a fresh mindset, a prompt, and professional guidance (you), I can make it much better.

On the thread you said you might take some time to offer a more in-depth review. If you would be so kind, I'd like to take you up on that offer.

But anyway, my current plans for the story involve a new introduction. I'm going to keep the campfire stories pretty similar, but the events after that are going to be completely different. Once again, these stories are going to bleed into existence, but they are not going to be so obvious, and I'm definitely not going to give it away until it's pretty damn clear that the stories are becoming reality. I'm going to go for a more suspenseful story rather than an action-packed one.

I'm also planning on keeping the final twist in the story. I really liked the fact that the whole story up until that moment is nothing but a story. I know it's a little similar to Please Be Careful, like you said, but it worked well in that story, so why not borrow it here?

Anyway, I hope you can give me some guidance because I really do want to improve, and I can't think of a better mentor to help me get this story back on track.

Also, in regards to my recent NSFW story; I'm not trying to create an overly exploitative and edgy story. I know it does seem that way at the moment, but once he picks up his victim it's going to be more tit-for-tat - as in maybe his victim is a little more than he anticipated. I took a bit of inspiration from John Fowles The Collector and also from some horror movies and a music video which I won't mention otherwise it will give away the whole story.

Anyway. I've harped on for long enough. Hope to hear from you soon!

'Everyone is a monster to someone  Since you are so convinced that I am yours; I will be it!   13:48, February 5, 2017 (UTC)

Deleted Story Complaints
So, I finaly uploaded a pasta that I had put in the writers Workshop. The reviews were pretty good (Yeah, it was just yawninglion) But none the less satisfactory. The story was called "Birth" and again I'd just like to know why it was deleted.

Crazy doesn’t even begin to describe it 19:49, February 5, 2017 (UTC)

Synchronized
Lmfao, the question was double answered.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:02, February 6, 2017 (UTC)

Dude, that's some spooky shit right there.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:27, February 6, 2017 (UTC)

No, that's impossible...but it would explain why I'm the second fastest on the Wiki, why I don't roast you even half as much as I should and why I'm not banned yet...father!?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:34, February 6, 2017 (UTC)

I didn't want to surpass you out of respect...but now I'm on a quest for revenge. Remember my face as it'll be the last thing you'll see!

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:46, February 6, 2017 (UTC)

Review Request
Hey, Empy, I know you're quite busy lately, and I understand if you don't have the time, but I would appreiciate it if you reviewed my story Tough Luck, which is on the WW right now. Again, I understand if you're too busy right now. Thanks in advance,

--If you&#39;re depressed and want to die, I&#39;m here to help... you die (talk) 19:09, February 6, 2017 (UTC)

make me admin or i will call my mob of murderers Aztrosist (talk) 01:40, February 7, 2017 (UTC)

bro your stories are lit as hell Aztrosist (talk) 03:08, February 7, 2017 (UTC)

Father, Satan, Sun, here's a blogicle. Warning: Don't read that shit. It's an insult to any literate person.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 17:52, February 8, 2017 (UTC)

Saw that. You're faster than a cheetah on cocaine.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 17:55, February 8, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the message - I probably would end up messaging you, but, of course, my overconfidence seems to say otherwise.

See you around.

 If a house is made out of a potato,  Is it a potato, or is it a house?   03:52, February 9, 2017 (UTC)

Just letting you know that, you have "Paid for In Blood" listed at your, "Stories In The Works" section. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 06:19, February 9, 2017 (UTC)

Hey Emps. Somebody posted this story recently and I'm certain I read it here before. My guess would be re-upload (maybe under a different name). Would you mind checking?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 13:45, February 9, 2017 (UTC)

Hey again bud. So, A_O thinks his story for the contest is gonna be NSFW. But the winner is going to get spotlighted and from what I know spotlighted pastas can't be NSFW, is that correct?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 17:05, February 9, 2017 (UTC)

Regarding my story deletion
Hey empy, I just saw how you deleted my story due to it not meeting quality standards, may I ask how it did not and can I rewrite it so that it does meet them?

Baaaaaaaannnkkaaaiii! (talk) 02:14, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks a lot. Will edit as indicated, read the links, and post on the workshop so it can be reviewed.

Baaaaaaaannnkkaaaiii! (talk) 02:31, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

Hi, i read the page that says explanations to why certain creepypastas are deleted. I'm not trying to get my creepypasta back up, i just wanted to ask how i can fix it?

Hotdog27 (talk) 06:03, February 10, 2017 (UTC)Hotdog27

Hey empy, just posted version 3.0 of the pasta of mine that you deleted on the workshop, and edited everything that went against the quality standards. Can you read it to see if it can get posted on the site? I'd appreciate it. Baaaaaaaannnkkaaaiii! (talk) 04:26, February 18, 2017 (UTC)

Empy's library
Hey boss. I was wondering, out of your 70-ish stories posted here, which ones would you consider the best?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 12:04, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

Few days ago I removed this user's nomination for PoTM on the basis of self-nomination. As you might have noticed from my stream of edits and as Christian pointed out to me, all the stories he posted are from Reddit. Should his nomination go back up?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:19, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

I remember that one. Since you posted it I thought it was yours all the way to the end. I was even about to tell you "You've really outdone yourself with this one".

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:29, February 10, 2017 (UTC)


 * "This one barely feels like you slapped your dick on the keyboard to write it."


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:34, February 10, 2017 (UTC)


 * "Where's the part about the girl killing herself for you and hate-fucking you as a ghost?"


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:46, February 10, 2017 (UTC)


 * "Where's the fat chick throwing herself from the window?"


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:54, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

"Though I do appreciate that you finally got rid of that cat lady-chimera"

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:04, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

Wait, space lesbians? Which one was that? That sounds like your magnum opus!

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:08, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

"While I do appreciate that you know me well enough to know that 'space lesbians' is an element I'd pay attention to, I don't appreciate the misleading implication that there would be a sex scene. Perhaps even a necrophiliac one. Then again, you had a grave digger do that."

On another note, I just wrote a piece of crap. Would appreciate a review.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:22, February 11, 2017 (UTC)

Bud, nobody mentions sexuality if there's no sex. I don't write the preview of my story "A very heterosexual dude drugging his ass off" if he's not gonna have steamy hallucination sex.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:39, February 11, 2017 (UTC)

Sorry to bother you again before modifying anything, but I wanted to ask. Would see any other issues (scientifically speaking) from the fact that the transplant subject wasn't actually a newborn or child (as I also mentioned in the reply), but rather near-adult?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:23, February 11, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice. I didn't mention when did the hair phase happen, I might try suggesting a long period of time since, or I might change it completely.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:56, February 11, 2017 (UTC)

The 9 year old user
To be fair, his story was better than what most people post on the workshop. This comment has no real purpose, I'm not complaing or anything, just felt like saying this fact.

Resdraon (talk) 01:36, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

Ya, I agree. We have that rule in a wiki for kids cardgames and we have to ban people for it all the time. I just thought it was funny how this "implied" 9 year old wrote something that was better than half the things I've seen on the workshop. Personally I don't think anyone should be allowed online until they're around 16 without gudience or restircitons. But then Tumblr would crash because it doesn't have all it's angsty pre-teens

Resdraon (talk) 07:50, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

Are we allowed to "break the fourth wall"
Hello, I've been coming up with ideas for a story and I have a good one. The only problem is my character is going to break the fourth wall and I have no idea if thats allowed. I'm sorry if this seems like a stupid question but I just want to make sure before I start developing my story.

Thanks, Mrclick (talk) 20:58, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

You too, mate? Can't I properly use simplicity even once in this madness?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:05, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

Even my humour is dead! The humanity...

To make it clear, I'm fully aware that was an improper answer. I saw an opportunity after seeing your summary to repeat a joke I used earlier today. Didn't lend the first time either.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:13, February 13, 2017 (UTC)


 * Eh, more of a miss-and-a-miss.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:16, February 13, 2017 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I "accidentally" slipped and hit myself with the bat 27 times (I have a tough head).


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:20, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

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Ban appeal
You blocked SamisCool45 and he is very sorry and shows complete remorse and understanding of what he did and would like to be unblocked, he told me to tell you because he can't comment on your talk page, he didn't know that vandalizing is that bad, so he wants to be unblocked, please answer as fast as you can. Liammeister (talk) 03:20, February 14, 2017 (UTC)

Hi you deleted one of my stories i just would like some feedback on how i could improve it and possibly resubmit it

Sorry actually you deleted both of my stories and i just want some feedback im not here to be mad about it though i just dont get why this site hates me and every story i submit

Hello, Sir or Ma'am. I replied to your post in my talk page, regarding my use of the blog page. Please read it when you have the time. I took great care with my spelling, syntax, grammar and semantics. Although I'm 15 years old, and English isn't my first language, I took great care in writing that dissertation out of respect. All I can promisse about my blog posts is that I will revise them regarding to spelling and grammar in the future, but I still insist you are wrong in your interpretation of the community rules. Please, read my answer for more details. Thank you.

I'm sorry, I forgot to sign my last message. I replied to your comment in my talk page regarding the deletion of my blog posts. Please, read it when you have the time.

ManicMonkey2001 (talk) 07:06, February 14, 2017 (UTC)

I answered you one last time, making one last plead regarding my right to use my blog as a journal. Please read this one final argument. ManicMonkey2001 (talk) 06:54, February 15, 2017 (UTC)

Yo, banhammer God; I humbly request for your insights onto my latest story posted at the workshop. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 12:48, February 15, 2017 (UTC)

Deletion Apeal
I made a story named "I can't stop talking". It was a song by nomeansno, if you've heard of them, and yeah. I'm not that great at apeals, so just tell me why it was deleted.

 Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 13:39, February 15, 2017 (UTC)

My apologies if I came off as rude or douchy in the reply, if you have any ideas/suggestions in changing the scenes/expanding the story; please do inform me. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 03:01, February 16, 2017 (UTC)

Hello mate I'm just wondering why you deleted my story.I know it was incomplete but I gave a heads up by saying it wasa draft and going to be edited on.

Can you make me a temlate?
Heya empy, just wondering if you can make a templatefor me. I want it to be days since june 21st 2014. Anyway thanks, and sorry for the short post.

 Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 14:18, February 16, 2017 (UTC)

Oh. uh... Yeah, I definitely noticed that
real smooth, Derps. real smooth

I guess I saw your message, but I thought it was a warning. It's not pressing anyway, I was just offering what little I knew about HTML coding up to someone who seemed to need it. I would like to call myself savvy in multiple coding softwares, but honestly, this is greek to me (and you probably wouldn't call me good in my favourite software anyway), so I need to learn, and I figured that it might help for me to do so on here.

 If a house is made out of a potato,  Is it a potato, or is it a house?   03:28, February 17, 2017 (UTC)


 * Just gave myself a crash course in HTML, and finished the template. I don't know why I did it before I got a reply, but I did. I honestly don't expect a response when it's ten o clock here, and probably later wherever you are, but I was wondering If I was allowed to create a template for this.


 * Thanks.


 *  If a house is made out of a potato,  Is it a potato, or is it a house?   06:04, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

Hey BOD, don't you think this user should also receive a warning bout nonexistent categories?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 14:15, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

Stuff
It's ok man, I know I look better in sunglasses than you, don't get sad over it. But ya, didn't know that, I wanted to delete the whole page =3=

Resdraon (talk) 16:34, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

Actually that's because I don't know how to read. Resdraon (talk) 16:47, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

Is telling someone there story is a piece of shit on writers workshop count as vaild critism? Resdraon (talk) 17:41, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

So I have to say "Your story sucks because you're a shitty writer and you should probs jump off a bridge because you can't form a setnance and stuff". Got it. Resdraon (talk) 17:54, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

But it's cool being Tool.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:06, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

I meant several things. Also, I was wandering what did Lucid post to be considered spam?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:17, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

I follow over a dozen different bands at the same time. The problem is that these particular bands seem to release new albums around the same period, leaving several years dry.

Wow, I actually had to check the deletion log because that sounded so bad like you were fucking with me. I'm simply confused why people always state the obvious about me when they're mad.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 18:31, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

QS Distress
This story doesn't seem to be up to QS, but is protected and can't be marked.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  22:10, February 17, 2017 (UTC)


 * Got it, thanks. And if Donald Trump won't do what's right and tell someone, well you can bet I will.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  22:18, February 17, 2017 (UTC)

Conduct Complaint
Hi, I'm making a complaint about the behavior of a particular user, Resdraon. I've alrwady left a message on LOLSKELETONS' talk page, but I don't know how active they are, so I'm leaving one here as well so that this can be dealt with soon.

I was giving respectful and constructive criticism on a page in the Writer's Workshop, and then Resdraon says in the comment afterwards that I was being stupid, and continues to give non-constructive criticism of the story. If this was it, then I wouldn't be contacting you, but after I saw that he had said I was acting stupid, I politely addressed it abd further explained why I had made the criticism of the story that he did not like. Resdraon then explicitly called me stupid, and at the end of the comment said that he would drop kick any dog he wants, which I find highly offensive and unnecessary, especially as I was the one trying to be respectful. I'm not asking for him to be banned from the site, as I am obviously not an administrator and do not know if this constitutes a site ban. However, I would be very grateful if you could please address this behavior with Resdraon Link to the discussion:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:573493?useskin=oasis

Banned In CP (Hail Satan 666) (talk) 02:52, February 19, 2017 (UTC)

Hello, I submited a story earlier titled "The Remover" but it got deleted, can you tell me why? I'm pretty sure it was within the community guidelines.

DeAndric (talk) 19:56, February 19, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the feedback on The Remover! I'll try to pay attention to those details in other stories!DeAndric (talk) 23:14, February 19, 2017 (UTC)

Elaboration on collaboration reparations
Hey boss, I'm gonna have to reach out and bug you concerning the fate of the 2016 Writing Collaboration. Since I held up the '16 Collab well past its due date, I was kind of wondering when users who participated could see their work showcased. I'm assuming that the winner of the Dark Humor Contest gets the front page for March. So I'm just inquiring as to what month might be host to the '16 Collab getting front page. Not sure if the admins had reached a consensuses or if there were any plans at all yet for that. I just have a gilty thought in my mind for messing up the schedule of the '16 collab so that's why I'm reaching out and seeing if you knew.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  06:02, February 20, 2017 (UTC)


 * Alright then, I'll message Jay or Christian tomorrow and see what they have to say. Thanks.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  06:18, February 20, 2017 (UTC)

Lots of stuff to say!
Hey empy, just wanted to sy my friend trolled me and made that shit spam thing. Also why do you have no favorite wikis or anything?



 Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 14:42, February 20, 2017 (UTC)

Hmm, interesting. I tried to Google your Username to prove how easy it is to find your account on other wikis (it isn't, by the way), but I found something else. I'm curious, did he make you see it?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 15:22, February 20, 2017 (UTC)


 * Some people can't comprehend the need for changing strategies when they stop working. Especially people with frontal lobotomies.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 15:31, February 20, 2017 (UTC)

Penguinato23
Hello Mr. Invective. A friend of mine...ok, let's cut the nonsense, it's PG101 writing from a different address. Thank you for only kicking me temporarily, and I didn't realize the "you have new messages" thing actually meant anything, I'd assumed that was just people writing to tell me they thought I was a moron because I didn't agree their story about trees coming to life and strangling children with balloon animals wasn't going to be in the next great collection of short stories. I guess watching people pour their ideas onto paper only for someone to say "Hey, can I make money from your work?" struck a nerve in me, although I know, big boys need to practice self control.

Anyhow, my main point is that I don't want to generate ill will by leaving you with the impression I ignored your warning, I was actually just completely oblivious to it. Seeing the "ban" thing was literally the first time I visitied my talk page. That's not meant to excuse the behavior, I just wanted to make it clear my continued mud-flinging was borne purely from ignorance rather than defiance.

Although one other thing; what's with this system? Is there some message system I'm unaware of? I kinda had to jump through hoops to try to even send a message to you, which I only felt the need to do because you stated that I ignored your message when, as indicated, I had in fact never actually read the original warning (again, my fault, but still). What if someome had hijacked my account? What if I thought there was an error somewhere? The only way to say things around here is through edits, and if you're banned from edits that makes things awfully difficult...

PS. I hope you didn't  consider it offensive for me to contact you through other means. I in no way intended it as some immature "HAHA you can't tell me what to do!" sort of thing, but the situation was one in which it would be appropriate to at leastPenguinato23 (talk) 11:03, February 21, 2017 (UTC)

Up to qs? (RESPONDED)
Hey empy - can you tell me if this is up to quality standards?

Also added some guy a new catagory  for your user chat since he just tacked something on a different post. *sigh* so many people like tht.

 Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 18:20, February 21, 2017 (UTC)

______

Okay, I fixed the mistakes - but I can't be cearian that there are no more so just tell me if you find any.

 Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 18:20, February 21, 2017 (UTC)

ZenBow
Hello Sir!

My story "The Time Travel Journal" was recently deleted and I would like to know why. I checked any spelling errors there could have been and found none. I kept a consistent plot and thought it was an okay story. Lastly, the most recent copy I have of it got deleted, and this site is the last resort for me to recoer the most recent version of that story. Thank you for reading this :)

ZenBow (talk) 17:51, February 22, 2017 (UTC) Zen

Hi, yes, I didn't know that, but here is the reason, I didn't know the rules. I thank that you at least put it on the trollpasta page, but I thought that wasn't a thing, or at least a whole new different site. Here, Just last year, you or the other Admins might have heard or have taken down my stories. I understand why, BECAUSE THEY WERE SHIT. Now I understand, thank you for telling me. Anystupidcliché.com (talk) 03:49, February 23, 2017 (UTC)Julian A. Olsen

A Good Spending
So I'm going to be heading over to Vermont to spend the weekend in a log cabin, starting tonight. And since I'm going to be inebriated secluded, I was in search of something horror-oriented to read over there. So I decided to pick up your ebook on Amazon and give it a shot. I'm doubtful that I'll be able to finish the thing in a weekend, and I'm probably going to spend a lot of time smoking and shooting things, but either way I thought you'd might like to know. I'll let you know what I think of it.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  19:15, February 24, 2017 (UTC)


 * Well the Kindle reader says that I read 46% of the book over the weekend, and I'm really liking what I've been seeing so far. A lot more body horror than I expected; not exactly comforting to someone who's tanked. I'll try to finish it over the next few days, and a starred review will be forthcoming.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  02:08, February 28, 2017 (UTC)

Apologies on the creatng of a new category. It's been a while since I used the site. SweetnSourPasta (talk) 23:07, February 24, 2017 (UTC)

I can't make a new story for some reason
Whenever I try to it says Extention hook is Disabling this, or something along those lines.

Is this becasue  I'm a bad author  I've been banned or something or is this just a councidence?

 Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 22:02, February 25, 2017 (UTC)

Ok--Well thanks for telling me. Much Appreciated. And if you don't mind I have an idea to post to you in a different conversation!  Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 22:13, February 25, 2017 (UTC)

Quality Standards Example
This may be a shitty idea but maybe you can do some examples of the qs. You could show 4 stories - 1 that didn't reach qs, 1 that barely did, 1 that is regular, and 1 that exceeds the qs. This probably will help new users/bad authors like me to really see what the minimum effort you have to put in is.  Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 22:13, February 25, 2017 (UTC)

Alrighty good point. I'm trying for a new story called 'All I Need is Peace, Quiet, and a Double Barrel Shotgun' soon which hopefully will be up to qs.

-- Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it  [𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊]  02:30, February 14, 2017 (UTC) 14:50, February 27, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks
I was unsure if my pasta could be uploaded here, so thanks for deleting it. I also published it on Spinpasta Wiki. MUKYU (talk) 02:45, February 26, 2017 (UTC)

For the sake of nostalgia
Hey Empy! I'm glad to be back here. I'm still trying to get an idea of what's going on, but I'll eventually get more involved with the community. Meanwhile, I remember this one creepypasta I read around 2012. It was about Zelda Twilight Princess, and I found it to be pretty damn entertaining back then. I can't remember details, but I remember it had a video with it.

It's been probably deleted nowadays, so may I ask you to take a look at the deleted articles and send me a copy on pastebin (or whatever that site was called)? It's okay if you don't look for it, I know it must be almsot impossible to find it, but still.

 James  Chapé  21:24, February 26, 2017 (UTC)

Does this qualify as a blogicle?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:23, February 26, 2017 (UTC)

Close enough. One of these days Imma post my own personal Bible.

Might have to put a NSWA warning on it (not safe without acid).

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:29, February 26, 2017 (UTC)

Not even God knew LSD then. They must've taken the same thing that vikings used to turn into berserkers.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:33, February 26, 2017 (UTC)

In The Children Found a Flower there's a line with a missing apostrophe: "two small pops the only indication that the boy(')s eardrums had broken." Would you mind fixing that?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 05:53, February 27, 2017 (UTC)

Spam, spam, spam, spam....
I hate to bother you, but I'm pretty sure the comment on Azu's blog is pure spam. First off, this person appears to be responding to a comment that doesn't exist. Second, the story is nothing like he says it is. I've read both the original draft and what's posted on Hailey's site, and I have absolutely no idea what "un-needed sexual dialogue and overall violence" he could possibly be talking about. Finally, there's his claim that he's a "shadow admin".

So, how are things going? Raidra (talk) 14:49, February 27, 2017 (UTC)
 * It was my pleasure. I'm glad things are going fairly well.  Even if you're not as observant, you're still fast! Raidra (talk) 14:59, February 27, 2017 (UTC)

Writers Workshop
Are only creepy pastas allowed in the shop, or are any pieces of writing allowed?

Deleted page
My pasta was finished actually. Was it too short or just seem unfinished? It was meant to be a short message

Kawaii Hipster (talk) 03:44, March 1, 2017 (UTC)Kawaii Hipster

Thanks for replying. That's understandable. The vagueness was supposed to be apart of the method used to strike fear into readers, I had no intention of making an abrupt story and that is no longer an issue I have. This was not intended to be a fully in-depth story; the rambling and shortness was because the scientist was running out of time and had to hurry with his message. I have a better understanding of what kind of pastas you want on your wiki now, and will not make something like this again.

Kawaii Hipster (talk) 04:25, March 1, 2017 (UTC)Kawaii Hipster

Is this up to qs?
Put it on the wrkshop, here

''Is this the day I do it? Is it?''

Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  14:53, March 1, 2017 (UTC)

dUDE. I SPENT 6 HOURS ON THAT. IF YOU'RE GONNA DELETE A STORY, SEND IT TO THEM FIRST. I DID NOT SAVE IT ANYWHERE, I REALLY FUCKING LIKED THAT, AND AGAIN, I SPENT 6 HOURS ON THAT. FUCK. YOU.

Hi, So you recently deleted my story. I'm not exactly sure what the problem was. I scanned through all the reasons why it could have been deleted. I'm sure my grammar and spelling were a little rough but I don't think the were that bad. Maybe it's the ending that ruined it for me I'm not sure. It's my first story I've ever posted. I was pretty excited about it and I'd like to know what was wrong with it so hopefully, I can fix it. Or was it just a crap story?

CravenKreepy (talk) 20:56, March 3, 2017 (UTC)CravenKreepy

Spam
Here.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 20:57, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

I wanted to run this by you.
I'm sorry to bother you, but would I get in trouble if I left this message on the talk page of that disgusting brat who's attacking Diex?

First off, learn to format things properly and learn to use basic grammar. Second, I don't believe anyone died; I think you're just saying that to get attention. You're already lying about being discriminated against, so why wouldn't you lie about that? (For the record, saying, "Sorry, but it's true," won't nullify all the evidence showing something is blatantly false. I could say, "The sky is orange. Sorry, but it's true," but anyone who looks at the sky can see that it's blue) Third, I'm female and I've never been treated poorly. In fact, I have twenty-six stories on this site (more than many male users), served as a judge in a contest, and have even been showcased on a blog. It's not a sexist site; the admins just have standards and don't kiss up to self-obsessed haters who think everyone should praise everything they do, and then whine and rave and bellyache and make unfair, hateful, and utterly untrue accusations when that doesn't happen. "I am like the best." No, no you're not. Not only are you lying and claiming discrimination, you can't even write a paragraph properly. For the record, that user you were referring to (whose name you can't even spell right, which further shows what degree of writing ability you have) has never been unfair to me, probably because I'm a decent person and not a hateful, accusation-barfing whiner who thinks the world owes me something. As a woman you make me sick. Go ahead and leave. Oh, and if you leave me a hateful message, it won't do any good because 1) I'll just ignore it, 2) it'll eventually be archived anyway, and 3) you'll get another ban, and then you can struggle to explain how it's sexist to get punished for attacking a female member. Raidra (talk) 21:12, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

If I can interrupt for a second, prepare yourself for what you're about to read. It will be quite hilarious.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:25, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
 * Here you'd been wondering what it took for me to say, "All right, that's it, you're a schmuck!" ;-) Raidra (talk) 21:33, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

But would there be any problems if the clueless SJW would mention me one more time and I'd roast the ever loving shit out of her Ray Liotta brain?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:59, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
 * Roger that! You make some good points. At least you and Diex got some enjoyment out of it.  I think if I do post anything, it'll just be, "I'm female and I've never been treated poorly.  In fact, I have twenty-six stories on this site (more than many male users), served as a judge in a contest, and have even been showcased on a blog," and then just drop the mike and leave.  You're certainly welcome, and you have a good one too. :-) Raidra (talk) 22:04, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

One thing that would be good to remember 'bout me is that I'm only half-serious a lot of the time. But if I were to do it, it would be purely comedic. I'm not the hateful type or the type to rip people apart. However, you see, I don't actually care 'bout anything she's saying which would make it much easier because I'd have nothing to lose.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:14, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

''Oh, little innocent Empy. If you knew the kind of things I did for my own amusement. One of the reasons it's illegal to specifically fornicate with reindeer in the streets in Alaska. ''

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:22, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

She still does Empy. Just not with you.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:26, March 3, 2017 (UTC)


 * I've been in your situation dude. Just listen to some Snuff and drink yourself to sleep. Believe me, it gets much easier after you go Kurt Cobain.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:31, March 3, 2017 (UTC)


 * Uhm...guess it's fine as long as you don't Kill or Become.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:36, March 3, 2017 (UTC)


 * Course you aren't. Those are On The Brink of extinction.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:40, March 3, 2017 (UTC)


 * True. There's No Sympathy for Fools.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:46, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

Historical Archive?
Here. I'm not sure what to think of it - but historical archive may be the only thing keeping it from deletion. (It's a spin off that almost completely depends on candle cove.)

Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  20:21, March 4, 2017 (UTC)

Triggered
"This is the most sexsist site EVER!!!" Praise Yahweh, when I was thinking it couldn't get more Goddamn entertaining. Now a feminist is attacking this place out of all. Would it be too much to ask what did the post contain?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:08, March 4, 2017 (UTC)


 * Thought so. Bet she somehow managed to misspell almost every single word and fuck up the punctuation too. And of course, our Lord and Savior, Delexisis (my new favourite nickname).


 * 'as long as you can write well' Or if you can shitpost with style.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:18, March 4, 2017 (UTC)


 * Chances are, she'll return. We'll go on, Emps, cause we're warriors. And when we'll die, we'll go Valhalla.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:27, March 4, 2017 (UTC)


 * And Gods that may or may not be alive.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:33, March 4, 2017 (UTC)


 * All the way From Mars to Sirius, they'll teach you the Art of Dying.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:44, March 4, 2017 (UTC)

Raised in the Low Lands, Born in Winter, Stranded in and Out of the Dark, they finally found The Cell.

Note: I'm aware the fourth one didn't have anything to do with the rest, had to add it in.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:56, March 4, 2017 (UTC)


 * Even though you were a formidable opponent with even greater songs, I'll make a checkmate. The savage ones found the meaning of existence: Chix with Dix.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 22:11, March 4, 2017 (UTC)

Deletion Deserving Diatribe
I know that's not the right context for diatribe, but I couldn't find a synonym for story that starts with D

I was reading a couple of stories in the PotM section when I happened upon one that I don't think is up to quality standards, or to be specific, Dating Game. I'm not sure what the rules are around that, and it's also protected, so I'm not sure what to do about it. I guess I'll turn it over to another person just bullshitting their way through this and be done with it?

Also, even if you don't make the deletion, I noticed that it misuses the word "it's" in this passage: She rubbed it's head and briefly went off camera. ... just wondering if you know what to do about this.

Posting Pastas in Blogs
'Chairy the Chair uh oh' or just simple creepy pasta. They're by the same guy... TheCreepMaster64. He just joined today.

Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  13:03, March 5, 2017 (UTC)

Just a Question...
Hey, you might not know but how do you make the links of admins/bureaucrats different than users. I'm helping a wiki so I thought that might be a good edition. And yes, you're my go-to admin for this kinda crap.

Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  14:03, March 5, 2017 (UTC)

Hectic Redirect(ic)
Hey Emps, I accidentally left a redirect here. You mind dealing with that?

Sorry about that.

" I was living the dream ... That is, until I woke up " 04:30, March 6, 2017 (UTC)

Should this be protected?
I think this is a pretty old one. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  15:22, March 6, 2017 (UTC)

Um, hello.

I'm here for just two things, sorry if I'm bothering you.

First: I want to just say sorry for posting an unfinished story. I honestly didn't know, and I apologize. I read what you sent me, and how a lot of pages remain unfinished, but the story I was writing really interested me and I was planning to continue it as soon as I could. Again, sorry.

The other thing is about that story. The second time I went to publish it before I was blocked, I went back to do it again. I tried this time, and I couldn't get it back. All I'm asking is for a way to get that page back so I can copy the story and work on it elsewhere.

Sorry again, and have a great day ^^

Too.Lost.To.Be.Found (talk) 21:25, March 6, 2017 (UTC)

Hey ban-hammer God, you there? Got the latest version up at the workshop, let me know if it's better than the last or worser; thanks. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 10:17, March 7, 2017 (UTC)

Hello, Yahweh. Sent this guy a message he seemingly ignored. What do you think?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:20, March 7, 2017 (UTC)


 * Uhm, nevermind now...I guess?


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:37, March 7, 2017 (UTC)


 * You should switch to Christian Black Metal...which apparently is somehow not a contradictory paradox. You could sing 'bout committing genocide against infidels! The only problem is that you can't be a hypocrite in this case...


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:43, March 7, 2017 (UTC)

Ah, no worries brethren. I'll ask for somebody elses' opnion in the mean time, though on a different page; what exams are you having, I thought most admins were graduates already? RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 13:41, March 8, 2017 (UTC)

Hey jerkbag, blogicle here.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 15:26, March 8, 2017 (UTC)


 * Descartes said once, "I think, therefore I am". I dick, therefore I am, and vice versa. Memento mori.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 15:50, March 8, 2017 (UTC)

Emplaton, we have another one.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:18, March 8, 2017 (UTC)


 * Quite a cat and mouse-reality game we have here. Impressive, but you have to wander, where did they come from? Who created the one who created them? Who ejaculated them into existence?


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:23, March 8, 2017 (UTC)


 * Or so you'd be inclined to believe. That's what He would want you to believe.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 19:39, March 8, 2017 (UTC)

No clue & no clothing
I managed to stumble across these two lost episode pastas. They aren't listed normally; instead they seem to be extensions of that user's page. I have no idea if these kinds of things are allowed, it doesn't seem like they would be to me. Not sure if they should be deleted or not. Anyhow, do what you will with those.

...

Oh, you don't want to? I want you to.

I can make you delete such pages.

...

What are you, some kind of normal use-

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  22:05, March 8, 2017 (UTC)

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In Torment Finale
Hello, Empy. I've finally posted the finale to the In Torment series, Mantle, along with a recap/lore blog post. Thank you for the advice you gave me regarding this series, and for listening to me ramble on and on about it on Trollpasta wiki all those months back. You've been a valued friend and help to me throughout this entire two-year experience, and I won't forget that. ShawnHowellsCP (talk) 06:39, March 11, 2017 (UTC)