User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-27838637-20170221074815/@comment-27838637-20170221095855

UPDATE: 1000 words in, trying to be funny but humour isn't my strong suit. At least a few users are getting a shout-out. Hopefully story will be complete within 24 hours, but I've drank alot of whiskey so I might be finished before the story is. Will I finish the story or will the alcohol finish me?

Stay tuned to find out!