User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-7064562-20170204033647/@comment-28060931-20170204124553

Yeah, the whoring isn't going so well, not so many kids wanna bite.

And your system's timid, mate. I just drug 'em, tie 'em up and shove it into their ears. Then I swoop all the cum and ear wax out of there and make a cocktail out of it. As I watch them drink it, I masturbate.