User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-6548012-20161225172712/@comment-25947144-20161225201942

'''I'll penetrate your dick frontally and sideways until it's pushed back so far it turns into a vagina. Then I'll continue penetrating your vagina, digging a tunnel that ends through the back of your throat, impaling you, then my penis will turn to digging in your brain, I'll take over your motor functions. That's when the real fun begins. I'll turn you into a puppet, then I'll use you to do the same thing with your whole family and all your friends until I'll have a FOREST OF PEOPLE IMPALED ON MY PENIS.'''