User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Behold the cover!/@comment-25947144-20170622194036/@comment-4849011-20170624151635

"The pig bit him in the testicles and tore off three fingers." Wait, why did he have fingers on his- ~reads end of article~ Oh. Never mind!

In any case, as you can see here, pigs can be quite charming.