Jailbreak: R3d Bal00n

Recently in school there has been some huge hype over this process coined as "Jailbreaking". I'm sure you've heard of it, it's a method to make iPhone’s open to third party data. It basically bypasses the Apple filter and opens the phone to a wide variety of options.

The point is recently there had been a major spike in interest in Jailbreaking. All of my friends were getting it done, and pushing me to go through the process as well. I wasn't too concerned about taking any risks with my phone so found myself being rather reluctant to do it. However after relentlessly provoking me my friends eventually convinced me to do it.



When I got home I looked up many different pages on how to jailbreak. Many were just ads or traps that will spam your e-mail. I noticed hours passing before I discovered any indication of a viable jailbreak. I swiftly grew indifferent to undergoing the process. I decided not to allow this whole Jailbreak hype to devour my precious time on a Friday night.

My finger was just inches from the computer's power button, when a video flashed on screen. I found it rather odd, I was indeed on YouTube, but I had not clicked any video or any links. It looked like any other tech geek talking to the camera and he was recommending this jailbreak he called "Red Balloon", however it was spelled "R3d Bal00n".

I was surprised as it looked authentic and real and decided to give it a try. I clicked on the link and was eager to find no surveys or ads, only a download button that I quickly pressed. The download started and took no longer than a couple minutes. I followed the instructions which were quite simple. They in fact juxtaposed what my friends had told me; apparently I was supposed to put my phone in DFU mode basically make it open to new software, but the video instructed me to simply plug my phone in.

Instantly the screen on my iPhone went black, and a red balloon popped up in place of the apple symbol when it rebooted. I recall waiting for hours seeing no change in the screen, only that red balloon. It wouldn't fade; the light emanating from my device had no alteration, just the same red balloon logo. I decided to give it sometime and went to bed.



<span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">When I awoke in the morning I went right away to check my phone, and as I expected it had finally changed screens. The display now was the same normal lock screen I was accustomed to. I was discontent initially expecting the jailbreak had not worked, but I quickly noticed something different. The standard slide to unlock, had now switched to a button that read "pop the balloon".

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I tapped the button and a simple prompt flashed on the screen. However this prompt looked strange, it wasn't ios that was the first notion I recognized. It looked more like an older version of windows XP, it was extremely bland looking, a perfect square colored in gray and filled with black text. I read the text and it simply asked "Are you sure you want to pop the balloon? The changes may not be reverted. (Yes/No)"

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I felt a little threatened for some reason, but I went ahead and pressed yes regardless. The lock screen disappeared and I was greeted with the same home screen I had before, except now the background was that red balloon I had previously seen during start up. The apps I had from earlier vanished from the screen, the only visible sight was a red balloon. I tried to click on some basic icons.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I opened up the Appstore icon and waited as it displayed a message saying "blowing the balloon." It finally opened on the screen. However to my surprise it looked nothing like an Appstore, the layout was the same, but rather than selling apps it was selling items. It listed a pair of Asics shoes, a Blink 182 shirt, jeans, and some socks. I was bewildered at the results. Had this jailbreak turned my Appstore into a clothing department?

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">As I continued to scroll my emotions shifted from confused to concerned. The next items paralleled the products found on the black market it listed, a pair of kidneys, a liver, pounds of flesh, and even a heart. I was rather discomforted at this moment, and attempted to click on one of the items. The phone wouldn't allow me to and just displayed the message, "It’s too late to claim it once you've popped the balloon."

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I had no clue as to what my device was attempting to relay to me. I pressed the home button and left the peculiar Appstore. I opened my clock app next trying to see if even the simplest of programs were running in a standard form. The clock opened but was rather odd and different from normal. It displayed a stopwatch with no other option. Above it read "Time since pop". I tried sliding to the next option and the only other choice was now an alarm. It showed a countdown, which read "01:45:34" at the moment.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">This all seemed quite strange, and it filled my heart with discomfort and dismay as it sank. I decided my best bet at this time was to go on YouTube and re-watch the review of this jailbreak. I hadn't recognized it the first time, but this time as I scrolled through the comment section and noticed a repetitive structure. All of them had said something nearly the same as the last "great one! Be sure to pop the balloon" or "Loved it! Pop that Balloon and enjoy!" I didn't think this meant much; most likely the developer had created multiple accounts and wanted to boost his views.

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I concluded that this jailbreak was nothing more than some sort of strange scam. I almost turned my PC off and left the room at that point, I  almost  did. Something caught my eye and provoked my curiosity forcing me to stay. I recognized the man speaking on YouTube and realized it was a broadcaster who I had recently heard news of his death. I had only heard rumors via eavesdropping so I hadn't confirmed it.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I decided to look the issue up and discovered his passing was just weeks ago, but I couldn't find many details on his actual death. As I perused from page to page I had trouble finding any sort of information on it, but had little trouble in allowing a sense of fear to creep in. I soon realized he had died nearly two weeks ago; however the video had been posted apparently 4 days ago.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I was panicking and had no idea how that damn video could have been posted. I opened my iPhone and once again was on the clock at this point it read "00:57:24", I now worried what would happen when that timer reached the end? I didn't want it to, and I didn't want to know. I waited in fear as I gazed at the floor. I noticed resting on my feet were my pair of Asics tennis shoes, on my legs were a pair of jeans and my torso was dressed in a Blink 182 shirt, all of which were up for sale in the "Appstore".

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">A rather unsettling feeling remained in me. I was unable to detect what the exact purpose of this was. There was absolutely no way that my clothes matching were some sort of coincidence. I then recalled what else was for sale; the organs. I questioned now if the clothes listed were mine are the organs mine too?

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I no longer felt protected by the screen that lay between me and the contents of the phone. I locked all the doors and bolted my windows shut; just as I was finishing up I got some sort of notification. I opened the phone to discover something disheartening. On the screen was Google maps, and there were listed directions; point A was a spot at an intersection, point B, was my current location. I stared at the screen as my ability to move escaped me. I waited and waited in silence, praying and hoping it wouldn't get worse, but it soon did. The dot at the other end of the route began to move. It slowly sped past the intersection and down the country road leading to my address.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The dot continued to move closer and closer as I lay there praying this was some prank or nightmare. I ran to a closet and locked myself in. I pulled my phone out of my pocket as I felt it vibrating in my hand. The timer was over.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I heard a creaking noise below me, I wondered to myself; was this some sort of mafia? Do they harvest organs and sell them on the black market? What was the real purpose behind all of this? I lay on the closet floor listening the noises emanating from the hall.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I heard a crackling noise and a popping sound almost as if bones were being popped out of there joints. It grew louder and louder, I heard more detail as this being crept nearer. I could hear the rattling from its throat as if it were next to me. It yelped and rasped the disturbing sounds of it gained more and more decibels. Its raspy breaths began to be more frequent as it seemed to struggle in search of me.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">As of now the door is locked and bolted shut though I'm sure it won't be much of a shield to protect me from whatever this entity is human or not. I have been typing this up in hope that my message will get out before it gets to me. I can hear its crackling noises brushing against the door. It is thumping violently against it; I don't think I have much time left. Whatever you do don't use red balloon, it’s hard to come across but if you ever do --Oh god I can see it the door, it's breaking! The planks are falling through, this thing it is hideous it is some deformed creature, and I can barely make out human characteristics. It’s disfigured Its skin is stretched its eyes are deep black; its shrieking it is destroying my ear drums. It’s almost finished off the door, I don't have anymore time. It is going to get to me and I can only imagine--

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">... Great Jailbreak! Don't miss out, pop that balloon!

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Pacersnation16 (talk) 04:32, May 31, 2014 (UTC)