User blog comment:ShawnCognitionCP/Anti-Cliche Creepypasta Contest 2/@comment-25941663-20160922131550/@comment-25947144-20160922170328

Ah, that's GDD- Genital dysmorphic disorder. It's when you feel like you were born with the long genital size. It's quite common, don't worry. I have more of a problem that's closer to quantum mechanics. My tool is bigger when nobody observes it-an event known as Schrodinger's dong.