User blog:Puppet Master Smish/My Top 10 WORST Creepypastas

"Things start getting real tonight." - Phone Guy, FNaF 1

10. The Real Chuck E. Cheese: Dissapointing. Reminds me of what doing drugs would probably be like, everything goes great until the end. So basically this creepypasta is someone on drugs.

9. The Truth Behind Chuck E. Cheese: MY GOD THIS ONE IS DUMB. I literally laughed at the idea of some sort of mutated rat in Chuck E. Cheese. Why would it be hidden in almost plain sight? Why is it kept there? WHY would it be so close to where everyone is?? The Truth Behind Chuck E. Cheese, go home, your drunk.

8. Four Nights at Freddy's: The creepypasta experience of going to a party, getting drunk, waking up and having several experiences giving you the thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can get. Starts off great, shitty ending.

7. Axis Powers Hetalia: Episode 23.5: I never liked anime, gonna be honest here. But that is not the topic. While this creepypasta gets good reviewing, I HATE IT. It's not even the dumb referring to the flimsy anime characters as the names of countrys, the clichéd gore, lack of motivation or just everything about it.

6.Sonic.Exe: Sonic.exe defined: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crap

5. Eyeless Jack: OOOH BOI PREPARE FOR THE FLAME WARS. Mitch (The Mary Sue main character.) defined: http://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dull (Okay enough definitions.) Basically, Eyeless Jack is a motivationless forced creature who motivationlessly eats kidneys. Somehow, it stole Mitch's kidneys without him noticing and left a cut on his face for no reason. Eyeless Jack, y u so dumb?

4. Tails Doll: Poorly written, illogical and shitty.

3.Sonic.exe 2: I AM NOT GONNA FUCKING DESCRIBE THIS. I DON'T WANNA. JUST LOOK UP CRAP IN THE DICTIONARY. MY WHOLE REVIEW OF THIS RIGHT THERE.

2. Clockwork: Your Time Is Up: Stupid dumb emo character, forcing a serious subject in for plot, stupid dumb emo character, forced plot, stupid dumb emo character, illogical, motivationless.

1. Jeff The Killer: Worst thing ever created by humanity. It has a crappier ending then this list.

BTW this list is over..

..Stop loitering.