User blog comment:Helel ben Shahaar/Dead Serious/@comment-28266772-20171122075846

Two men are discussing their previous night out when they get onto the topic of getting lucky. One of the men starts telling a story about finding a woman by the rail road tracks near to where he caught the train home.

“Oh she was beautiful!” He told his friend. “Big tits, great ass, just the perfect body”

“And you had sex?” Asked his friend.

“Ohhhh yes,” said the man with a wink and a nudge. “It wasn’t easy finding somewhere near the tracks that was private, but I managed. And whoo boy was it worth it!”

“It was good?”

“Fucking great,” said the man.

“Did she give you head?” Asked the friend.

“Nah,” he replied, looking disappointed. “I looked and I looked but I just couldn’t find it.”