User blog comment:MrDupin/Why Jeff the Killer isn't a classic/@comment-27007772-20150917163227

Also, the logical fallacies and issues with the story. These are only the ones off the top of my head.

1. If you are burned by bleach, in no way/shape/form do you become pale. In fact, you would be a pinkish brown. Look up videos of bleach burns, or photographs. Not one will show them becoming pale.

2. After removal of the eyelids, you'd have maybe 6 minutes of vision before your eyes went dry. After that, they'd begin to shrivel. They'd practically fall out.

3. Fat kid jumps a fence (with average fence height around 4 or 5 feet) on a skateboard.

4. No one saw, nor reported, the first fight.

5. Kid magically has a weapon, and the guts to hold up an entire part. Because plot device.

6. The grammar.

7. The overtones were something you would find in an angsty emo teenager's diary.

8. It practically ruins out image as a site.

9. The Chelsea grin, sliced smile, et cetera, was a torture method. You would cut an inch back, and their screams would tear more. Yes, people died from this almost all the time. With the amount Jeff cut, that made an actual smile seem to appear, he would almost certainly die.

10. Stupid catchphrase.

11. Killer in white clothing. The only color you could wear to be less stealthy, would be yellow. (Fun fact, that's why Taxis are yellow).

12. Snaps and kills his family over something his parents said, that was so small practically everyone has dealt with. Sociopath, nor Psychopathy, works like this. In fact, the only way Jeff could throw a tantrum like this, would be if he was literally retarded.

13. The fanbase is most likely our worst.

14. The picture provided for the story is incapable of causing any fear, and instead is laughably bad. he literally looks like a weight-watchers reject, whom is actually an animorph that turns into a potato.

15. Suddenly, because plot device, he is able to overpower, and kill, everyone. Strength is apparently no longer an issue, and Butcher the Weak is out the window.

16. "Sonic.exe with a knife"

17. It's embarrassing to even read.

18. Sudden death, no screaming or struggle, from a knife in the chest. (Fun fact-even with your heart pierced, you'd have a moment of shock, and you'dc certainly be able to react for a few seconds.)