User:Fairly7Local

Hello there !

I'm a science and horror enthusiast from London who's going to medical school next year. In my spare time I like writing disturbing things and producing electronic music using Ableton. Take a look at my stories. I would be very happy to read and comment on any of your stories - just leave a message on my talk page.

My Stories

 * New Girls | New Girls Epilogue
 * The Interview
 * Why I Don't Play League of Legends Anymore
 * The Uncle

Stories You MUST READ Before You Die

 * The Number of Darkness
 * I Met God Today (incredible, read this)
 * Why Do All My Lollipops Moan When I Put Them In My Mouth

Come and try my choose your own adventure story! (work in progress)
You’re a guy in his mid-thirties who works an office job. Your life is decent enough – you make an acceptable wage and go out every so often with a few friends, but you get terribly bored and lonely sometimes, especially as you feel the middle aged years creeping up. You've dated a few women in the past but none of your relationships ever worked out. Now you've been single for a few years, and one day you decide it's time to get laid.

You go on a dating website and set up a profile, posting the most handsome photo you have of yourself. Immediately, you get a few requests. As you scroll through your inbox, you notice a message from a woman with the most beautiful face you have ever seen in your entire life. You click on her profile. Her name is Jennifer, and she lives five miles away from you. She posted a few pictures, and sweet baby Jesus, she's hot!

"Hey baby," read her first message. "Nice profile. Want 2 meet up? I've been single 4 a very long time, and I'm sick of it. Looking for a man that can satisfy my needs."

"Sure babe, let's meet up! Where would you like to go?"

"Up 2 u. Could meet you at the cinema or the restaurant."

Watch a movie with her

Take her out to the restaurant