Talk:The Girl and the Deceitful One/@comment-25464062-20141006001957/@comment-24040907-20141201231912

Indeed, she’s a very enthralling conversationalist.

Oh, man, I’ve got to rent that car! Can I have your permission to go there and practice gymnastics on restricted property?

I have had a bit of experience doing that up here. Once, I was in this Noir Town exploring a funeral parlor. I was descending into their lower levels that, by the looks of things, hadn’t been touched since the ’90s. I was marveling at what might be the very last VHS player in existence when the owner of the parlor came downstairs. I’ll never forget the pulse-pounding terror of ducking under a kiddie-desk as the guy looked directly at me but never noticed me (further proof backing my claim that he was part T-Rex).

Speaking of T-rex, I know what you mean about those kittens.

I don’t think that famous painting should sell at all. It’s a classic, and should be preserved in a Museum for the human race to enjoy for generations to come. Could you imagine if a billionaire bought that thing and hung it up in his bathroom? This is a very terrifying and also very possible future!