User blog comment:Umbrello/Please Stop With the Eyes Dripping Blood/@comment-5227285-20140906231932

No, see they have like really long monster claws. And one day Eyeless Jack, formerly known as Eyed Jack, was cutting some onions, in an airplane, with turbulence, when he sneezed and the knife flew out of his hands and into his eye. When he pulled it out, he accidently tore the entire eye out, then dropped it on the floor. When he stumbled out of the kitche he slipped on the blood, and accidently stabbed out his other eye. Then he became known as Eyeless Jack, then he became and alcoholic and had kidney failure, and the went to a doctor and the doctor was like "Welp Eyelss Jack, you are stupid and invested in satellite radio, and now have no money for a kidney." So eyeless jack had to go and get a kidney, and cut one out of a guy. But thought he had to eat it, wacky hijinks ensued. But that's by Eyless Jack has no eyes.