User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25226524-20170224135351/@comment-28266772-20170224143511

Fuck's sake, this has to be the fifth time I've confused dick-mace with mace-dick. The mace-dick vendors of my town now have posters of my face with "do not serve - very angry man" underneath in block capitals.