User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28266772-20170214152222/@comment-28060931-20170214212404

I guess saying Lady Gaga on fifty tabs of acid is also redundant. I, myself, snort a literal metric shiton of indigo meth in the morning, then I jerk off to Leave it to Beaver, then I proceed by producing a rather filthy needle from my toilet bowl and I penetrate the cap of a bottle containing a 69% cocaine solution with which I penetrate my veins and depress the piston. The procedure is similar to how I have sex with your alien mother: I penetrate something painful and when the white stuffs comes out I'm depressed.

Then I pop some acid and watch Jerry Springer. You two fuckbirds ain't got shit on my lifestylfe.