User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-25941663-20161222183831/@comment-25947144-20161222213122

Why would I feel insulted? My ego is directly proportional to my genital. They both rise at the same time. Dix, D, Big D, Bonus Maximus, etc.

The only thing that elevates my self-esteem more is dwarfing Dupin's (who coincidentally has the very same correlation stated above).