User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/And you guys thought I was bat-shit crazy. Check out this story.../@comment-25052433-20150606220839/@comment-26030957-20150606230455

My skin is like a race car in Nascar. I'm going to start charging other authors to get their logos put on it. Give me $60 and I'll get a Banning tattoo.