User blog comment:PUMPED4FRUIT&DAIRY/Pasta Noir: Dames, Slugs, and the Hatchetman/@comment-27007772-20150227202717

Review: Pasta Noir: Dames, Slugs, and the Hatchetman Review

The review starts off on a more mentally invalid note than you should open a review on, claiming to have been reading and watching horror since the infant stage of life, when consciousness isn't even developed. After this, the review essentially becomes a trolling slander for a Creepypasta, and doesn't highlight any bad sections other than what the primary reviewer couldn't put together.

The reviewer at one point even criticized the story for being a "scarypasta" in a scene it shouldn't have been, which is asinine seeing as this is a horror site, not anything else.

The reviewer then uses profanity to prove a point in many occasions, something both unprofessional and deluded. This does not help your point, and only helps to serve to weaken it. It loses the respect of the readers.

The reviewer obviously made up a "friend" just so that he/she could use a homophobic slur and not feel the sting for it, something so shameful that the ancient Japanese probably would have killed themselves for.

Overall a pitiful experience filled with self-importance and hate speech, and leaves the reader with a sour taste on their tongue after "enjoying" this masterpiece, straight out of the dumpster.

0/10. Charged with trolling and slander.

Sincerely, ShawnHowellsCP, an actual reviewer