Talk:New Toy/@comment-31077845-20170227160838

While I couldn't say how the whole thing would play out exactly immediately, I had a fairly good idea purely from the title, the warning, and the first sentence (if you're reading a story you know is supposed to be creepy and anyone is in any way vague about anything, you can be sure that thing is going to turn out to be creepy or gross). That was sort of a prolonged process, most dark alleyways in cities are still frequented to a moderate extent, if they got away with it at all they might do so once or twice before they were caught since they aren't being subtle in the slightest and are leaving both their and their victims DNA all over everything and...well, dicks wouldn't work that way. It wouldn't be possible to secure it tightly enough to completely prevent blood from escaping or it from sliding off without it cutting into the flesh, particularly if they're actually planning on, erm..."using" it in any way and he'd basically have to have an erection first or no blood would get in either ("fun" fact: if a male dies suddenly while vertical, he will involuntarily become erect regardless. This was discovered due to people noticing when they'd hang people the bodies would be erect and sometimes even orgasm at the point of death. This phenomenon was coined "angel lust" and is caused by the muscles that normally prevent blood flow into the penis relaxing causing blood to pool and thus an erection, and is also the basis for autoerotic asphyxiation, which causes the body to react similarly to if death had actually occurred for reasons that aren't entirely understood. If a person dies gradually or on their back it won't occur), and decay would fairly quickly set in, the band would go through the skin, and they'd have uh...rotting dick juices all over the place.

So it's alright as a story, and making them a murderous gay couple is certainly a fairly original angle, I'm just saying the physics of the whole thing wouldn't really work out. Plus there was a missed opportunity to teach the readers some less than pleasant human biology!