User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/Fifty Pastas: A Celebration?!/@comment-25226524-20150227213314/@comment-24101790-20150227213823

Thanks for assuming I even made it to fifth grade English....

As for not having read them all, I don't think there is anyone on this site who has taken that (frankly absurd) task. I believe Lazarus Grim is probably the furthest along in that aspect having read/commented on half of my four novellas. May God have mercy on his soul.