User blog:*~Dancing~Poison~*/How To Be.......creepy?

Well I'm new to this blog stuff but anyway.

How to be creepy? Good question.

Well first off;

Be weird it helps, give creepy smiles once and a while. Remember that creepy isn't bad its fun if you know how to do it correctly. On my part I have been creepy just by being me......because I have weird moments when I go a bit insane I lose myself for 5 seconds without realising it.

Second;

Eh.....read and watch scary stuff. Learn from that. Make yourself feel like either the victim or criminal. Act out your favorite scenes. Then apply it to different situations and find out which situation it fits best.

Third (Your still reading this crap?);

DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE ARE YOU NUTS!?!? I'm not old enough to give out advice! I'm in 8th grade! I'm a teen! Why are you reading this? O.o Do you have a death wish? GET OUT! In the name of Jeff the Kiler GO TO SLEEP!!! *curls into ball and hisses* I'll shank you! I have paper!

You: Oh real scary thats gonna really hurt.

Me: *gives you papercut*

You: HOLY S***!!! That hurts!

Me: Not scary. Painful! ;)