User blog comment:Creepy Thomas O./Introducing the LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTA GENERATOR/@comment-30354437-20170716163352

Here's what I got, I suggest you to front-page it so no one will miss it.

I've always been a big fan of The Smurfs. For those of you who aren't familiar with it, it's about Brainy Smurf, a character who gives suggestions to people. The other day, I was rooting around matchboxes when I found an old video cassette. The label along the side had the name of the show written in black sharpie, and right under it, it said "Lost Episode." "Blazing noodles!" I said to myself. "What a find!" I immediately took the cassette and ran off with it back to my home. I dusted off my old VCR and popped the cassette in. I immediately knew something was wrong the moment it started up. Brainy Smurf was looking straight into the camera, as if penetrating into my very soul. Suddenly, sebum started erupting from the character's eye. I vomited at the sight of it. Then, all of the other characters from the show came onscreen and stared directly into the camera with hideous, hyperrealisic eyes. I've seen every episode of this show, so I immediately knew something was wrong. I picked up a stone sculture of a Sasquatch and threw it at my television, hoping to destroy the show within, but my throw was side and I missed. Then, all of the characters spoke in unison, saying, "and as Papa Smurf always says, you're next!. I ran behind the television and unplugged it. The screen went black. I ejected the cassette and smashed it with a titanium baseball bat B. O. B. lent me. I can't explain what it was I saw, I just hope I never run into that lost episode again.