Board Thread:Administration/@comment-24101790-20160921190928/@comment-25947144-20160923163309

EmpyrealInvective wrote: I think you meant to say: "My eyes! The rumors about excessive masturbation making you go blind were true!" You people are sick. And this comes from the guy who invented the actual ''black plague. Holy flame, take me from this cursed wo-''

But, you know... I think I may have an explanation for why Humboltd's palms are so hairy even in human form.