Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-5597060-20170116234511/@comment-28266772-20170117143646

Jesus Christ someone needs to make a Chrome extension that recognises these rants and replaces them with the following.

''I recently had a story deleted. I'm sorry that I wasted mine and everyone else's time by squatting down over this wikia and curling one out on the collective consciousness of its users, and that worse still an admin had to take time out to read my story before determining it should be deleted. To whichever admin read my story I personally apologise. Now I will mention my old activity as though it some how legitimises my petulant adolescent whining, though really it does no such thing. If anything it makes me look even more pathetic because it demonstrates a subtle awareness that no one gives a shit about me in this community, and they never have. I will also go on to insist that I've written stories which have been accepted in an effort to predict and avoid criticism which points out how my bitterness is almost %100 down to my shit writing being purged from the wikia like half-cooked chicken from the sore and puckered anus of a food-poisoned diner. I will then insist that I'm leaving forever in a desperate bid to invoke that "dropped-mic-badass" vibe, when really this whole situation is more like one where a child shits themselves in a restaurant and must be escorted out before everyone else is put off their food.''