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Lei Omaki wrote: AbstroNot wrote: Lei Omaki wrote: AbstroNot wrote: Lei Omaki wrote: AbstroNot wrote: Lei Omaki wrote: AbstroNot wrote: Lei Omaki wrote: Pick up SACK You pick up the SACK and see that there have been a few gold COINS laying inside. You think to yourself: "Hey, this is pretty lucky! but then again it could be counterfeit from the dark lord, master bill". The crossroad still lays ahead of you beckoning.

Your choices are:

Head NORTH

Head WEST

Head EAST Head NORTH You head north and come to a small HOUSE. The HOUSE is covered with vines and green moss that makes the HOUSE have an old style affixiated to it. To your left you hear a noise that seems to come from an annoying BIRD sitting on a rock. below the BIRD you see a STICK. The BIRD gets so annoying that you think that you will have to kill something or go somewhere for cover. To your right, you see a BRIDGE stretching across a small river.

Your choices are:

Enter HOUSE

kill BIRD

pick up STICK

go across BRIDGE Pick up STICK You pick up the STICK and to your surprise, you see that the bird has flown away. Guess you scared it away, who knows? You are now armed for battle against whatever forces you may go against in the struggles of evil.

Your choices are:

Whack self with STICK

Go across BRIDGE

Enter HOUSE Enter HOUSE You enter the house and imeediately see a fat guy munching on wht apears to be a piece of HAM. You look around and see that the interior design is quite beatiful; and it seems that this place has a little bit of Fung Schue. You look at the man and see that he is eyeing you, while nastily gnawing on the meat on his HAM.

Your choices are:

Take HAM

Leave HOUSE.

Leave HOUSE You leave the house with a sickened stomach think to yourself "I will never end up like that guy." But, as you turn around to go out the door, you find the fat man standing right in front of you. He hits you over the head with his ham, and you are knocked out cold. You wake up later with yourself in a boiling couldron. You see the man mixing the liquid and he says: "Sorry, but food is scarce now-a-days." (Wait, wasn't this guy just eating a ham?)