User blog comment:ChristianWallis/I Read These Pastas, You Won't Believe What Happened Next! (no.5)/@comment-30649724-20161215173043

"...left behind a puff of glitter and confetti." Welp. Now I have to read this pasta just because of that description (which, incidentally, is what happens when I get excited and/or see a kitty cat).

Also, why is "feelspasta" a word and why does it make me nauseous?