Note to Self

Note to Self: Put out the candles in the bathroom.

Note to Self: Plug out the radio, it keeps turning on in the middle of the night and it's getting really annoying.

Note to Self: Clean up the spare room. Ted is coming to stay for the weekend.

Note to Self: Polish the kitchen counter.

Note to Self: Pick up my anti-depressants from the chemist at 3.

Note to Self: The side gate keeps opening by itself. Replace the locks.

Note to Self: Kettle broke. Get a new one.

Note to Self: Condensation keeps re-appearing on the kitchen window. Maybe turning on the heating less will fix that.

Note to Self: Untangle the wires in the electronics drawer.

Note to Self: creaky floorbords in the attic kept me up all night. have them looked at.

Note to Self: bring stacy to la porte rouge next weekend. its your one year aniversary

Note to Self: No more dairy products before bed. Had horrific nightmares last night.

Note to Self: stop all this pen scratching

Note to Self: Bring the dog to the vet. Seems agitated. Keeps barking at corners.

Note to Self: Clean out the ash from beneath the fireplace.

Note to Self: Condensation still appearing on window. Have electrician look at it.

Note to Self: Put folded paper under leg of kitchen table. When I sit there it rocks.

Note to Self: Seriously need to compensate for that shorter leg. It's rocking by itself now.

Note to Self: Reduce heat setting on the Iron. Nearly burned another piece of clothing today.

Note to Self: dont trust ted

Note to Self: Sweep the sunroom.

Note to Self: why shouldnt i trust ted

Note to Self: Do not look in anything reflective.

Note to Self: its aware

Note to Self: keep away from neighbour i saw her mouth on her forehead today

Note to Self: do not open the door for anyone

Note to Self: replace its face on every portrait wit my face

Note to Self: get away from the whispers their following me

Note to Self: i own this house forever

Note to Self: i can control him

Note to Self: i prefer controlling the house its pretty

Note to Self: man is lying on floor after eating a lot of little round white things. dog keeps sniffing and whining

Note to Self: he has been here for a while and the dog just ate some of the little white things on the floor

Note to Self: dog is now on floor too

Note to Self: i look pretty beside stacy. like this house

Note to Self: i should find stacy

Note to Self: ted is at door

Note to Self: dont trust ted

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