Talk:Why I Don't Laugh/@comment-31077845-20170203185831

...slenderman stalks people because he wants 20 dollars from them?

This must be some deep internet shit, because if you walked up to 97% (and that's probably a really liberal estimate. Probably more like 99%) of the population of the world and mentioned "slenderman" they'd probably just look at you quizzically, and out of the people who said "Slenderman, right, I'm familiar" the number who, after you asked them "Do you know why he stalks people?" would respond "Because he wants $20!" is probably so astronomically small that you're talking about, like, 150 people across the entire planet.