User blog comment:KillaHawke1/Thanksgiving Helpful Suggestions/@comment-26030957-20151129040114

I know it's a couple days after the ole' big turkey; but I just thought I'd throw my two cents in, given my lycanthrope status and that it is a full moon after all.

D'''o not consume too much human blood on the full moon. It causes terrible congestion and heart burn. Stick to the dark meat around the solar plexus, i.e.: go with your gut. '''

Love the chest burster but my favorite turkey has always been David Lynch's deformed baby in Eraser Head: