Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24715887-20140325145725/@comment-24855331-20140402182935

AbstroNot wrote: Mr.stache65 wrote:

AbstroNot wrote:

Mr.stache65 wrote:

AbstroNot wrote:

Mr.stache65 wrote: Go across BRIDGE You make your way to the bridge, then suddenly, you are stopped by a TROLL! He looks devilishly stupid, and he reeks of Bad humor. He says: "Dis is mah brige. Nao u can gtfo or I will f*** u up". You really hate him.

Your choices are:

Reason with the TROLL using logic and reasoning

Reason with the TROLL using semi-popular internet memes

Kill the TROLL

Feed the TROLL Reason with the TROLL using MLP memes The TROLL at first, refuses your reasoning; but then, he starts to tear up. You ask him why, and then he says: "i jus dunt kno how u kno all dis about teh ponehs. it astoneshes meh. u can pass". Congradulations, you have passed an internet tough guy who's probably a 12 year old. You go across the BRIDGE and you come to an opening in a wooded area. It's a clearing, with little bushes and flowers surrounding the area. You find it peaceful, and majestic. You are suddenly disturbed by a noise from out of nowhere. A slight "H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H" comes from the sky above. You glance up at the sky and out of nowhere you see a horrible sight. "IT'S A ROFL-COPTER" you scream to yourself. You are immediatetly threatened and shit brix. Who is piloting this monstrosity? Why, it's the dark lord Master BILL.

These are your choices:

Fight BILL

Run away from BILL Fight BILL You ready yourself in a battle stance that makes your ass look tight. You think you would've been fucked by now, because you have no armour, no weapons, and no fighting skills. But, now that you have some hax given to you by the troll, you have the ability to do anything to defeat this bald cocksucker. But you think to yourself as you pull out the hax card: "But what about the honesty? What of the good old fashioned fighting styles? Where is the honesty in hax?" You have to choose, whether you're going to fight honestly, or with the hax.

Your choices are:

Fight with honesty

Fight with hax

Fight with hax