User blog comment:SnakeTongue237/Any Tips for Poetry?/@comment-10789912-20161018193812/@comment-26112985-20161018201304

"I smoke lots of crack '' and my girlfriend has a kid I like drugs and child abuse When she’s in the bathroom, I kick him in the balls I like drugs and child abuse When she’s at work, I teach him how to shoot up I like drugs and child abuse When she beats him up, I sit there and laugh I like drugs and child abuse." ''

-Seth Putnam (Anal Cunt, "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse.")

Looks like you're right about this one Shawn. Christlike poetry and the basin of deep human thought, indeed!