User blog comment:ChristianWallis/My Curation Blog/@comment-27838637-20160817031944/@comment-28266772-20160817141708

Holy shit it's a troll pasta!! *penny drops*

I understand now. I thought it was like some weird over-the-top commentary/parallel universe where Dr.Seuss literally took over the world. I was quite confused.

Also I fucking love who was conversing with on the telephone.