User blog comment:Umbrello/Deleted Creepypasta Theater RETURNS!/@comment-25947144-20170317172935/@comment-4849011-20170317173517

Diex would have you believe that he stopped short as a way of jokingly avoiding using sexual dialogue while still implying it, but really he just realized, "Why am I even thinking this hard about this pile of manure story?" He was really about to say "scream" because he subconsciously realizes that anyone who hears this story screams internally when they're not laughing about how awful it is.

Seriously, though, he brings up some deep questions.