User blog comment:Oaura/Real Life Woes/@comment-25052433-20150613031919/@comment-25980905-20150613051316

Anything but The Ben Drowned During Squidward's Suicide at the Abandoned Disney Park while Smile Dog Smiled fanpage!

That sounds like something that would actually be a thing. I'm tempted to run a quick search to see if this is real. But then again, I do enjoy the luxury of sanity.