Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-33135370-20180726014958

'''Have you ever wanted to rid yourself of every problem you have? To just...live a perfect life with no drama or issues? Well, there is a way, but it is extremely risky and if performed incorrectly or you do not obey, you will end up in a situation where a gruesome death is inevitable. This is the white light ritual, and if you are desperate for an easier life, you may perform it at your own risk.'''

'''This ritual consists over a period of 3 days. Please note that YOU MUST FOLLOW EVERY INSTRUCTION TO PRECISION. The slightest discrepancy could end your life:'''

Night 1:

'''You must begin the ritual at exactly 2:46 am in the morning in a dark room with all windows closed and the door locked. You do not have to be home alone, but the chances of success are greater if you are. Kneel down in the centre of your chosen room and light a candle. You must say the following:'''

Clara, Clara, Clara

I implore your help

I seek your wisdom

To resolve my problems

And that I may

Serve you to your wish.

'''After you have said this, wait completely still for precisely 1 minute. Your clock should now read 2:47. Immediately light out the candle and go to bed and DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.'''

Night 2: 

'''On this night you must carry on from the time you finished on the previous night, being 2:27. Light the candle again. However, your chant is different. You must now say:'''

Clara, Clara,

Hear my voice

I have summoned you upon my choice

I ask for your powers

And to you, I will cower

Under your beckoned rule

I will obey

'''Now nothing will happen just yet, but you will feel a presence in the room. A dark presence. Once again you must go straight to bed and keep your eyes shut until you fall asleep. Clara may give you terrifying nightmares so if you wake up, try and remember to keep your eyes closed.'''

'''Night 3: Now this night is pivotal. You must do the usual: be in a dark room with the door locked, light a candle but this night you must do something different. You are not required to recite any fancy chants, just close your eyes tight and say, ‘I`m ready.’ You will now be required to keep your eyes COMPLETELY closed, as Clara is now entering the room, and looking at her will cause her to kill you instantly. You will then hear a dark voice that is almost impossible to describe, but you will be able to understand every word. Clara will ask you why you summoned her, and YOU MUST reply, ‘Only the greatest deserves to be invoked.’  Clara will then tell you one thing that you must do for her, however, it must be done exactly as she says. She could ask you anything. Sometimes she asks for really easy things and sometimes her requests are almost impossible. But they must be done, or you will die. She could ask you to climb a mountain ot just walk the dog. It is up to chance. She will then leave you with the task, now being safe for you to open your eyes. Everything will be normal, except the candle you lit will be ghost white. You must immediately blow it out, and now you will be able to do as you wish. But you only have 24 hours to complete your task.'''

'''Task aftermath:  After you have completed your task, repeat the said ritual and Clara will once again appear. If she says ‘Now yours is the good of my greatness.’, then you have completed the task successfully. But if she says ‘My words are not enough for you, the truth is clear!’ you will know that you have failed your task. Should the former be spoken, you will have an entire year of every problem you have disappearing. Stress, deadlines, relationships...everything will work itself out. However if the latter occurs, you will notice that you luck steadily decreases over a month, until eventually you will find yourself in life threatening situations. Eventually there will be no escape from Clara`s wrath and you will succumb, suffering with those who also failed to heed Clara`s instructions.'''  