Talk:TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD/@comment-31077845-20170222203655

Apparently women go through something like this every month.

It's true. A real life girl told me once. Then she said "OMG you're the most handsome man I've ever seen I want you inside me! Right now!" and I was like "I'd love to Ms. Fox, trust me I would, but that would be unfair to all the other beautiful young ladies of the world who desperately want me to put my babies in them. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go save the world from terrorists" then I rode a motorcycle out her window while shooting down a passing helicopter with a rocket launcher.

True story.