User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Not a Christmas Carol Contest/@comment-26054278-20151215005301/@comment-26030957-20151215010343

Well, hell, if it's not an abomination among the human race I don't want anything to do with it.

Come on, Grim, isn't there a Katy Perry Christmas song you can parody? I know your sharp vampire teeth and black bat wings want in on this!