User talk:Pr0fesser

I was walking home from school one day with my friend, Herb. We were just talking about some stupid stuff that doesn't really matter. I was almost to Herb's house when Herb suddenly stopped walking. I asked him what was the matter. "Nothing..." Herb said. "Then come on, man lets keep going." I said "Actually, I forgot my math homework at school. I need to go get it." "Alright man see you around," I said. I started walking again. Thinking to myself something has to be up with him. When I got to my house i noticed my parents were not home, as usual. You see my mom is a famous architect and my dad was the chief of police, so I was used to them not being home. They left me a note it read "Harley, I got called out on a large job. They are building a new skyscraper in Seattle and they asked me to design it. And your dad got called out too. We might not be able to be at your birthday. I promise after this we will make it up to you I swear. I left you $25 for pizza tonight and if you need anything you can always go to our neighbors." I sighed heavily this was the third year in a row they have missed my birthday. I was about to call up Herb to invite him over when right when i went to pick up the phone it rang. I heard heavy breathing from the other line, then click, they hung up the phone. I went to see who called but the number was a restricted one so i couldn't call back. This kinda got me a bit jumpy for some reason. I told myself it was just some crank call. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. "Ah," I yelled. I looked at the floor, angry at myself for getting so scared. I answered the door to see Herb standing there. "Hey, man, are your parents here," Herb asked "No they are not. Come on in, if you want." I said "Okay." And he walked inside. We went upstairs to my room to play my Xbox 360. When i opened my door i yelped to see my old sock monkey hanging from the ceiling, with a rope around its neck, as if he was being hung. "Woah, man what did you do to Gilbert?" Herb asked jokingly. I had the little sock monkey since I was born. He was green with an open mouth, and on the inside of the mouth it was red, just plain red. I thought it was so creepy, but i couldn't bring myself to throw it away. And don't ask me why I named it Gilbert, because I really had no clue. I pulled it down from its noose and noticed a sticky note on the back, in my dad's handwriting. It read "Happy Birthday, Son. Sorry I couldn't be there but i hoped you liked your surprise. :) Love, Dad" I didn't know why but i was furious, I threw Gilbert across the room and it slammed against the wall. In a metallic voice it said "Why did you hurt me, Harley?" It asked quizzically. This wasn't uncommon for it to speak. It had a voice chip in it,with about 20 thing it could say. I took a deep breath and laughed at my sudden burst of anger. Herb and I played Borderlands 2 for a bit, but Herb had to leave because he had to get up early tomorrow because he was going on a vacation with his parents, for spring break. We said our goodbyes and he left. I jumped on my bed, exhausted and picked up Gilbert. "Has Herb left?" He asked. This scarred me because he wasn't supposed to say names let alone knowing when someone left. "Yes, he left," I said, wondering if he would answer. The sock monkey let out a laugh, but instead of hearing the voice chip, his mouth actually moved. Now I was getting frightened. I threw it against the wall across my room. I took a deep breath, I made myself believe I imagined the whole thing. I looked at my clock and saw that it was 10:50, and I let myself fall asleep. In the morning, Gilbert was on my bed sitting up, and looking at me. "What are you doing?" I asked him "I just want to be close to you. No one can bother us anymore." "What do you mean?" "Why dont you think your parents are here?" Gilbert said his smile becoming wider. Now i was super scared. "WHAT DID YOU DO?" I yelled He started to laugh, but not a joyous laugh it was more like something you would hear from a crappy scary movie. I picked him up and took him outside. I lit a fire in our fire bit, and threw him in. But he didn't burn like it normally would, the fire just went out. "You can't escape me, Harley," He said "Who are you?" I asked "I am Eeran, a demon from the tenth plain of Hell." He said. I tried to think but I couldn't. "I just want to play, Harley," Eeran said. Then i had an idea. "I want to have a bet. If I win you go back to Hell, if you win we can play together for ever. Do you accept these terms?" I asked "Yes, I do." He smiled "I challenge you to rock-paper-scissors." I said We played. I chose scissors and since he didn't have fingers he could only do paper. "I win i said. I banish you to Hell." I said "Nooo." He yelled as the sock monkey fell to the ground. It is over.