User blog comment:The Koromo/Creepypasta Wiki Song Contest, Part 2/@comment-3541151-20160115235826/@comment-26030957-20160123174234

There's always cough syrup and pornography. I'm pretty sure that's what Dante Alighieri used when writing The Inferno.

“At grief so deep the tongue must wag in vain; the language of our sense and memory lacks the vocabulary of such pain.”

Oh, yeah, that guy was definitely Tussin' out of his mind with a Hustler magazine.