Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-30692969-20170119140450/@comment-29196722-20170120141230

I like the story, a good guide like those joke videos maybe.

"The Hitchhikers guide on hiding a body" would probably be the best/worse title for the story but since this is a serious wiki I'd doubt it'd staying it for long.

I'm not much of a critque, if i enjoyed something i enjoyed something and it's a pretty much 6/10 for me at least.

As for the beach part yes i will be screaming a blood-curling scream that would want you to rip your own ears out(pretty much sitting next to me makes your brain bleed)because that is faulty idea.

1)HOW THE HELL DO I BURY SOMEONE UNDERWATER:This explains my question no further description yes?

2)A wife did this to her husband once(yay you learn more about me and my fetish with Crime Investigation aren't i megalomanic today?)she cut him in pieces on their bath tub and stuff him into a garbage bag and into a suitcase and swam with the fishes.

The suitcases wasn't swimming with the fishes but was above them(the guy was a good friend and i trust the friends of the victim, poor guy)and eventually the wife was arrested.

As for the last part this wasn't very helpful.

The corpse was decomposing! How could i eat something that's decomposing? Maggots are already growing into it heck some turned into flies already.

0/10 this guide wasn't helping much but in all seriousness i do enjoy a little Hannibal Lecter how about we eat the liver with one of the finest Chianti we could fine?