User blog comment:MikeyDoesPasta/Bring back pokemon pastas!/@comment-10950063-20140410043055

Because most Pokemon pastas are terrible and have one of the same three plotlines.

Plotline A:

LAVENDER TOWN!!!!!!!

Plotline B:

This is like regular Pokemon, but every thing is bloody and death-themed. WELP, GONNA GO KILL MYSELF

Plotline C:

This Pokemon is my favorite, I love it so much. I always use it. Oh, wait, I got this other Pokemon and now I'm going to use that one. OH MY GOD, THE FIRST POKEMON MURDERED THE OTHER POKEMON AND ALL MY OTHER POKEMON AND ME. Now, I have learned an important lesson about treating Pokemon right.