User:Derpyspaghetti

Hey guys, I'm Derpyspaghetti, but you can call me whatever you want, like Derpy, Derp, Spaghetti, Emell (as I go by Emell_G._Mango on most of my accounts), and anything else that comes to mind. So please, sit down and have a laugh or a spoop with some of my (few) stories, and enjoy!

My Stories
All of them are pretty short, averaging at about 1500 words. Not micropastas, but they are pretty short, and only take a few minutes to read. I'd highly recommend checking them out, as they're pretty quick and easy, and I'm narcissistic, so I think they're great.

Regarding Georgie (Narrated by Creeparoni here) - A letter written from a serial killer to a would-be victim.

Slaughterhouse - Not everything is what it seems in the town of Hallowroots.

Stonehenge - An explanation of Stonehenge, what it did, and how it came to be.

Stuff I'm Working On
The Moai - An explanation of how the Moai on easter island came to be. This will be tied in some way to Stonehenge (which is now on the site) and vice versa, though it may not be serial.

The Stranger (Novella) - A man begins to see a stranger out of the corner of his eye. The more he sees him, the worse gets.

Ralph Wiggum Quote of The Day
When we're mad, we'll just use us our words, then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.