User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/And you guys thought I was bat-shit crazy. Check out this story.../@comment-25226524-20150606221349/@comment-24101790-20150607000927

Turns out Humboldt's been hallucinating this entire thing because of a brownie given to him by a Dead-head twenty years ago (they don't pull no punches on their psychotropics).