User:Fireball532

>Hello. My name is John. I have anger management problems, but I'm a huge fan of nintendo. I collected every console up to the wii, from the SNES to the GameBoy, and even the VitrtualBoy. But there was one day I'll never forget. After waiting over night for the release of the long awaited Donkey Kong Country Returns game for the wii. It was clear that all of us were eager, because the lign went from the food court to halfway across the mall to where we were, at Gamestop. Each of us got a copy of the game early, and it was even signed by the Rare development team themselves. I brought it home, and quickly popped it into the wii. For some reason, my copy of the game had a scentence hiding under the game disk, saying "Hello, John." I ignored it, because i expected that john was just a name from the development team. But why on my disk? I started playing the game, and for some reason, all the "KONG" coins had been blank, and when you collected all of them, they'd disappear, saying you didn't collect anything. after about 5 minutes of trying to collect the coins, I eventually gave up. I finished the level, but the next level was even wierder. The ground had been changed to lava textures, and all the enemies were gone. there was the normal background at the end, and for some reason, there were random NPC's in the bacground that would just stare at you. Thinking about how strange this was, I continued on and collected all the KONG coins, but they disappeared again. I made it to the end of the level, and Donkey Kong did his dance, but with an angry look on his face. I went to the shop, and baught a  couple of items, but when I left the store, instead of the shop kepper saying Good bye, he said "why'd you do it, John?" I thought was this some sick joke? I looked online to see a review, and everything was normal, so I called Rare and told them that they had ruined my experience with Rare, but they didn't have a clue to what I meant. They said I should check with a doctor to see if my brain was in tact. What nerve. This was the point were my anger kicked in. I shouted back through the phone  saying they're the ones that need their brains in tact releasing a game like that. They hung up the phone. I was so mad, I smashed my old GameBoy Colour into the wall, leaving a dent. I decided to try the game again, but this time, it had made a new save saying "John" and deleted my old "NintendoNerd" file. Yes, my gamer tag is NintendoNerd. He had collected all the kong coins and beaten all the levels except the last bonus fruit island. I decided to make a new file, since I heard that files that create themselves tend to be scams, and even made to scare you. It played normally at first, but when I got to the 3rd level, I had to go have lunch. I saved and quit, but when I came back, that had been overwritten to a file called "Is". I was unhappy, but made a new save. I only finished the first level when the game crashed. In a fit of rage, I threw the controller against the wall. Once again, the save was overwritten. Both actually. one said "Not" and the other said "Here" I understood now. "John Is Not Here" Implying that I'm dead? I decided that There was nothing else to do, since I couldn't overwrite any of the files, to load up John. Nothing was wrong, except every time my character got hurt, I could feel it. every time an enemy punched me, I could feel the punch on my body depending on where it hit. eventually, my character slipped, and fell in lava.It was horrible. I could feel the burns on my body. I felt almost  as if I was already dead. I quickly reached for the phone and managed to dial 911 before passing out from the pain. I woke up with a bright light in my face. everything was white. I seemed to be in some sort of waiting room. There were people around me, so I asked them were we were. They said "In a better place now." I asked them what they ment, and they said "The waiting room to heaven. Don't you realize that youv'e died or almost died?" I was terrified. had I really died? "NO!" I shouted to the man. "IT CAN'T BE!" The man replied with a smile and said "Unless you have objections to the lord himself, Here you are." I went up to the office that he pointed to, and took a deep breath and knocked. But before he opened the door, a bright light came and blinded me. It felt normal at first, then all of a sudden, pain exploded in my body. Shrieking in agony, I fell to the floor. My mom's head blurred into vision. She turned around and asked the doctor if I'd be okay. He replied saying that even though I had 3rd degree burns all over my body, I should be okay. He gave my mom a bottle of Ibuprofen, and told her to keep me in bed all week, until the burns subsided. I told my mom i had to go to the bathroom, so I tried to sit up, but pain shot through my body. she said that shed exit the room to give me privacy and to pee into a bag attached to my waist. I took a pee and told my mom she can come in again, but instaid of my mom, there was a person i'd never seen before. He said "Hello John. The games have only just started."
 * This is my first creepy pasta