User blog comment:EtherBot/Try writing a horror story in under 15 words!/@comment-26030957-20161112041757/@comment-26030957-20161112170811

Fine, then here's a quote from another abusive, alcoholic writer who blew his brains out.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson