Board Thread:Writer's Showcase/@comment-32391381-20170626060219

Note: I don't own the characters in this pasta and I know this got marked as trollpasta but if the jokes are bad just forget about them as I mainly focused on the plot.

" chompys look easy but they're hard to make." I hate it here. This factory's forcing me to be a slave. I feel abused. I'm telling you what happens here.   I was born into a stupid family which all of my family members but me have Mental and psychical retardation. My mom constantly failed at school and some how got rewarded and about 20-30 years later comes me. Now unlike the rest of my family I'm the smart one. Life was fine for about 12 years until my P.E. teacher Ms. Graver gave our class a end the enemy test and I delt with spiders and chompy's. Sadly I'm one of the 1 in 30 skylanders that failed but after that I was called the z word and that's fucking offensive to my race. After the z word incident I was picked on for the color of my skin and failing my test. When somelander fails they get sent to the Chompy Factory. A couple hours passed and my parents got home from work and I showed them the letter that came in the mail and it Says your kid's going to the Chompy Factory for "learning and how to pass a defeat a enemy test". My parents were excited, like the DUMB ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT they are. I later got picked up by the bus that would lead to me having nightmares for days. The ride to the Factory took 30-90 minutes. There were theories proved true on the Newspaper like Mabu getting murdered or animals getting raped. Once you enter the factory noone gets out alive. About 30 minutes passed then a figure flying in all black sheet covering it with red eyes. I gave the figure my middle finger as a way of saying fuck you then it flew towords the factory. After 90 minutes the bus got there and then I got off the bus. Eventually I was thrown onto the 3rd floor with a cut or two but it isn't much. I eventually walked in and saw multiple mabu and sheep getting tourtured or raped. Out of nowhere I shouted out FUCK THIS PLACE, I HATE IT HERE! The grand master came out and said who the fuck said they hate it here, show your self or die!!!! I replied with m m me. My second day came and I was shown my "room" more like a goddamn prision cell. The bed was covered in spikes and spiders so I didn't sleep on my bed that night. Eventually the grand master and I argued and I was sentenced to life in slavery. I eventually screamed at the grand master saying I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU THEN SHOOT YOU IN YOUR DAMN CHEST AND ENJOY IT! out of pure rage. Which made the grand master take off the sheet and reveal that it was more than one skylander under there Spyro and Cynder stayed under that retarded sheet. Later I was brought to The Slave Room, I had a new cell which in the room had more Victims of Slavery. Once the lights went out the Guard yelled goodnight prisioner 1-r5-8gh-903-nghs! That's when I lied and said I gotta take a shit out loud and the gaurd came in and let me out of my cell atleast for a bit. The problem about taking a shit is you get 2-3 hours in the bathroom, so it took about 2 hours to move the toilet out of way to the entrance to the only possible exit. Only bad thing is that in the vent under the toilet there's a bunch of Cameras and Spinning blades moving in there, so the only way out is death. Eventually another slave came in and said get out now! I said wait I'm constipated then said to myself common Stealth Elf you can do this. Now I've been here for about 5 days and I was called for tourture, but this isn't psychial tourture but instead Mental Tourture. It's when somelander gets mentally tourtured they think their a guard and they work for Spyro and Cynder. 9 at night came which resulted the time to be for mabu stomping. Then 10 came this is when Spyro and Cynder would mainly come out with Guns and Knives covered in Mabu skin, Skylander blood and other things like Sheep eye. Eventually 11 at night came around and then I was called for tourture and the only spot in the factory without cameras or lights is the dark corner hidden somewhere on floor #2. It took time to sneak past the guards, spyro, cynder, and an hypnotized slave could get me at anytime, possibly KILL ME. A week passed and I've had ENOUGH! I hate being a victim, I hate having to kill innocent mabu and other skylanders or baby skylanders too! I shouted out of nowhere SPYRO AND CYNDER ARE ASSNHOLES! Which resulted in me getting psychial torture but I was nearly stabbed to death. Around 3 in the morning I snuck into Spyro and Cynder's room and took  a bite out of their skin until they almost died.   If your ever told to take a defeat the enemy test say no and loudly, spit on your teacher but after that flip off the teacher to prevent this cruelty from happening.  