User blog comment:Tin77/My Horrible Confession/@comment-25941663-20160401143142/@comment-25941663-20160401145100

Wait a minute.

What if none of you are the real thing? What if... Banning was behind this all along? He certainly has a motive. His rewrite. You heard me right, Banning is the original author because he wanted to do the rewrite and gain fame through that.

No, this is too far-fetched.

What if both Tin and Cleric are the authors? If we assume that this is true, then what is stopping us from hypothesising there are more? What if, instead of one single writer, there were many? A secret organization, anyone? Hiding away in an underground bunker, they concocted this atrocity and spewed it out onto the world, just to wreak havoc. Why would anyone want that though? We have to go deeper. We have to find the evil genius behind it all.

Thankfully, I've done all the work for you. Through my extensive research, I learned of a noted scientist, Alfred Butler, whose documentary, Flying-Rodent Man, unveiled the plan of a sane jokester to cause chaos. A quote from Alfred, referring to the jokester: "Some men just want to watch the world burn".

In the end of the documentary, the sane jokester escaped and we never found out his plan.

Here's where it gets really interesting. The documentary was aired in the middle of July, 2008. At the end, I remind you, the jokester escaped. Guess what happened the following October? Jeff the Killer.

Coincidence? Oh, little sheep, I think not...