User blog comment:ChaoZStrider/Book of Shadows 7 - Contest thingy/character design/@comment-4620507-20131003031752

Oh this looks extremely fun

Name: Dick Assman-Ballstuck the Sixty-Ninth

Age: 69.69

Gender: Does it really matter?

Magic type: Water. Heheheh

Appearence: 6"9', is commonly mistaken as a gigantic, walking, living, breathing, and thinking penis when viewed from a distance.

Medical History: Becomes taller and wider at random times

Interests: Losing his virginity

Disinterests: Gaining back his virginity from his water bottle