User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Happy 2017 Everyone!/@comment-25947144-20161231202710

So I finally come to bless this place with my well-wishes. There are approximately 90 minutes left until I enter 2017. So I wish everyone reading this message a Happy New Year! May all of your lazy fatass new year's resolutions come true, may the alcohocean become reality and not just a dream none of us want to admit we had and may all the weird perverts on this site go at least another year without getting noticed by the FBI!