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Well, 'Lost Episode' pastas are all pretty much the same.

I was an intern at some TV station, I picked up a bootleg copy of some show which had an episode that was never aired on it, except that it was aired in the ass end of nowhere one night in 1989, and all the kids freaked out. At the time of writing the episode the writer or director of the show was in a mental hospital suffering from paranoid delusions and/or schizophrenia. It was said that one out of every three people that watched the whole episode gouged out their own eyes and fed them to cats. So I put the video in my video player and then the episode started and the animation/picture quality was terrible and I couldn't hear what the characters were saying. It started off as a normal episode with the characters doing whatever it is they do. Then one of them started crying  and, if it's a cartoon, it sounded like a real person crying, not a cartoon character, and they started crying harder and harder and someone said they were goin to rape them but that wasn't part of the show and then all the characters on screen started dying in horrible ways, often involving hooks or knives, and then occasionally a picture of a real life murder (usually of a child) would flash up on the screen for one or two frames, and then the names of everybody who's going to die before the year 2500 flashed up on screen along with detailed depictions of events that hadn't happened at the time the episode was filmed. Then the main character got hyperrealistic eyes and killed him or herself.

The end, and this is why I am glad there are no new 'lost episode' pastas. It's been done.