User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/This is NOT a contest. Part Two: The Mr Dupin Files/@comment-25052433-20150617061101

Well, this seems to be in order. Never have I seen a story better fit for our Reality category.

This story may very well be the greatest piece of art ever crapped out in the history of recorded word. The Beatles once said that they were bigger than Jesus, well, this story, right here, posted above, is bigger than the Bible. This is the real greatest story ever told.

It had everything: hookers, jail, apes and Mr. Dupin. I would have to examine this from a variety of angles before I could ever even begin to describe how amazing and perfect this is in every single aspect of literature. Every single word that I read was like an orgasm for the mind.

When I read this, I thought....forget drugs and alcohol, forget all pleasures of the flesh. If there was a way to produce this story in bottle, pill or powder form, it would be sold on street corners around the world. Drug lords would all die of starvation, as this....this story, would put them all out of business.

The world economy might very well collapse as well, because this story would replace all money. People would buy goods and services by reading vendors words from this post. Within a matter of weeks, Wall Street would be a vacant wasteland, as all business and infrastructure would be redirected towards this very story as a source of moderating wealth.

I score this Infinite/10, as there is no number known to modern math that could actually score this correctly.