Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-25597074-20150228231349

The following announcement has been authorized by the Center for Disease Control(CDC)

Death is a serious issue that affects 56 million people each year. Currently there is no cure for death. The symptoms of death include but are not limited too; Rotting, burning, causing mourning, pain, and suffering. Each year 131 million people are made susceptible to death. As of 2015 over 7 billion people are currently susceptible to death. The average life expectancy of those susceptible to death is 71 years. However in rural regions that do not have access to medicine and drugs, death usually occurs in just 20-30 years. Numerous studies have shown that war has a strong correlation with death. Not living is one of the leading causes of death. Breathing has been proven as a safe and effective way of preventing death and death related symptoms. However it should be noted that breathing underwater, or in a oxygen depleted environment can have adverse affects and cause death.

In an effort to reduce death, the CDC has reccomended that death related sites be shut down. If your profile displays a warning such as a one day ban, you may be susceptible to death. If the ban is enforced please report it to the sites administrator so they may take the nesscesary steps to prevents the site from spreading death to other persons. Don't become a statistic. If you see a message on your profile such as the one below, take precautions!

Do not remove messages from your talk page, especially warnings. Your talk page serves as a public record of what has been said to you, as well as being an easy way for us to keep track of infractions. If you choose to clear messages from your talk page again, you will be blocked from editing for one day. He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! 22:54, February 7, 2015 (UTC)

I better post this before I get banned! Any suggestions? I want to make it as relaistic as possible. By that I mean I want the message to seem like its an actual PSA but as a parody of one. So a semiserious tone. If you have suggestion please let me know, preferably before I get banned AGAIN for messing with my talk page messsages. 