User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta Local Boy Done Does Good!/@comment-28266772-20180719082802

If there's one thing I hate about Stephen King it's how easy he makes it sound. Every foreword is like, "After my last best selling novel I figured I'd do some shit with vampires. If there's one thing I learned about writing it's that you sit down and type buttons until words turn up. Then a publisher contacts you and gives you money. So I did that but with vampires. This is that book. By the way... believe in yourself" and I'm like thanks Steve bunch of fucking help man, I'll just wait for the cheque.

Anyway, rant over.

Seriously congrats man. Fucking great news and great book. When you become rich and famous, if you ever meet Alan Moore can you punch him for me? I like his work but I just feel like he could be taken down a peg or two. Nothing life-threatening, just a knuckle-boop on the nose.

Also a good joke?

How do you say 'sup dawg' in Japanese?

''Konichihuahua. ''

Oh you asked for a fucked up joke?

What's the worst thing about locking your keys inside your car parked outside an abortion clinic?

''Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger. ''