Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24662533-20141220153720/@comment-4849011-20150118002835

Mmpratt99 deviantart wrote: Anything that has to do with a lost episode or haunted video game just doesn't seem to be scary to me. Amen! "I was watching TV/playing video games one night, and then suddenly something really weird happened!"

It was deleted shortly after being posted, but one time I came across a monster-related pasta called "The Squid-Cow", or something to that effect. It was badly-written in every way (incoherent, poor grammar, lack of punctuation, badly constructed sentences, etc.). I went to edit it to clean up the grammar and give it actual sentence structures, but when I did something went wrong with my computer. I am not kidding. It stopped responding and I had to disconnect the Internet. I thought, "Holy cow, this story was so bad it caused my computer to malfunction!"