Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-29196722-20170213094646

(Take note:This was a Crappypasta i made on purpose for anyone who had a tough time today)

As Charlie was 13 months old pregnant and was on her mansion with her husband Jeff on the other side of their king-sized bed with her wearing a beautiful white gown and her belly as round as a basketball she smiled and giggled.

"I must be the luckiest girl in the world!" exclaimed Charlie as she threw her hands in the air and her husband laid his hands on her belly.

"Careful Charlie" Jeff said with a worried expression "you have a baby to think about, you might damage little Charle's brain when he comes out" and then laid on his side of the bed.

"Don't worry honey, I'm sure it would be fine. Where is our servants anyways? I am getting hungry" Charlie said rubbing her stomach to signal that she is hungry.

"Oh yeah about that. I think i murdered some of them" Jeff said with his right index raising up but Charlie albeit hungry, hugged and kissed her murderous husband.

"It's ok honey" she said pecking her husband in the cheek "Less food means less fat for me right? Anyways i think I'm going to take a stroll in the garden is that alright with you?" and Jeff nodded as his pregnant wife hope off the bed and slowly made it out the door, into the staircase where she was let me remind you "13 months pregnant" and was walking unattended on the 5th floor of their mansion's staircase which is a whole lot of stairs but she miraclously without the help of any servants or even her husband who was on their own bed and when she arrived on the 1st floor, she went straight to the back door and the light blinded her for a second as the sunlight hit her and her beautiful garden with 15 bird baths and 5 bird houses hanging on the roof with rosebushes pararrel of each other with the pathway on the middle of everything.

Charlie smiled and tooked a deep breath, holding her stomach and with the different variety of birds chirping and following her every move and soaring through the skies or taking a bath or drink in the birdbath and all of this happening without Charlie looking and then went pass through the black garden gate that has the words "DO NOT EVER ENTER" but even with the most effective way to block somebody Charlie opened the gate and then went straight to the dark scary forest(Not Slenderman's forest mind you. His is more beautiful than this woods)with pine trees having scary faces with teeth as sharp as a very sharpened pencil and eyes frozen with rage and even having pupils that look at you but Charlie didn't mind but little did she know that something in the woods didn't have eyes but her knives were just as sharp as very sharpened knives and her mouth was frozen in a mad angry face because she was angry.

In the middle of the woods Charlie noticed she was lost(about damn time)and she was in the part of the woods where there was an empty circle where no trees were covering it but the sunlight never did touch the place, only some glowing mushrooms illuminated the dark scary circle.

And then the snap of a wood branch alerted her assasin.

IT WAS CLEO THE KILLER! Who could've known!?! And with that she leaped out of her tree branch which was strong enough to support her and then with her knives directly aiming at the sound Cleo shouted a war cry.

"Jeff is mine!" She shouted but Charlie leaped just in the nick of time and then faced the eyeless Cleo the Killer both women rage frozen on their faces and snarling with each other with Charlie unarmed.

"This is kinda unfair don't you think?" Charlie said "You have two knives but i don't have one" and then CLeo showed an angry smirked and threw one of her knives.

"Now it's fair!" She then leaped at Charlie ready to stab her but Charlie dodged and using her ninja powers disappeared into a treebranch and Cleo continued to snarl again and then with three wiffs on the air she smelled fear.

"I found you!" Cleo exclaimed and attack the source of the fear, she stabbed it but it didn't feel very fat or a human at all, it had hooves and a face that felt like it was a banana.

"Confusing me for a doe are you?" Charlie said on a treebranch and even though she was 13 months pregnant the treebranch didn't give weight. Why? Logic of course and with that Charlie jumped on the circle that turned into a ring and a murder location for the Forest animal CSI.

The two women clashed with the sounds of knives hitting each other.

Cleo was panting but she looks like she wasn't giving up anytime soon or anything for that matter, she wanted the heart of Jeff woods and the only obstacle was this Jeff the Killer fangirl. Everyone knows Cleo is named after Cleopathra and she stole the hearts of both Caesar and Mark Anthony and who was this Charlie girl anyway? If the internet was right she was just a ugly little monkey that Jeff found.

Cleo was the one Jeff met in school! Not her.

Charlie on the other hand was smiling about this, with her left arm on the back of her hand her right arm seemed like it was 5 but it wasn't getting pass through Cleo at all, none of the two were scratch, not even hurt from jumping off Treebranches all day.

And then.

It happened.

Water fell from Charlie's.......Girlhood(let me remind you she is about 13 years old. How? Logic).

"The baby" Charlie said and fell flat on the forest ground and Cleo sniffed the air again.

"Why does it smell like somebody's water just broke?" and she heard Charlie's cries of pain as the baby was being pooped out.

With this Cleo smirked an evil smirk and then walked up to Charlie

And then.

It happened.

From cutting both her eyeballs she recieved lots of dangerous bacteria and some bird poop along the way, she fell on the forest floor face first as she finally succumbed to her Mary Sue "Orginality" and Charlie was grunting on the ground and finally.

The sound of a baby cry was heard, Charlie smiled

And then.

It happened.

Jane.

Jane the killer appeared, with her seductive red gown(Author's note:I haven't read Jane the killer and probably never will)she stabbed Charlie, the mother of Charle's the killer, the son of Charlie and Jeff the killer.

As the baby cried not knowing his mother just got murdered in front of his non-opening eyes yet with the umbedical cord still attached, Jane picked him up and cut off the cord and then smiled.

"Finally. The last bloodline of the Killers" she raised her right hand with her knife

And then.

It happened.

Smile tackled Jane with the baby still in her hands but fell on the ground but was still alright just crying and smile stabbed Jane 37 times until smile got bored and murderize Jane.

She took the baby.

"You are mine now" and then ran away.

Meanwhile back at the gorgeous 5 floor mansions on the 1st floor living room Jeff was watching Channel Zero.

And then.

It happened.

Oblivious from the noisy police sirens a SWAT team barged the front door, Jeff tried to grab a knife but was tackled by a super manly SWAT officer.

Oh wait I'm reading the script wrong, no it was a skinny but strong female SWAT officer but that doens't matter anyways.

Jeff was being tackled to the ground with a fat man with a grey moustache and dark shades along with a cowboy hat with a nametag saying "Sherrif" on it was holding a bunch of papers.

"Jeff woods" the County Sherrif said "You are under arrest for manslaughter and impregnating a minor. You're going away for a long time mister" Jeff escaped the SWAT officer raising everyone's gun at this one kid.

Jeff grabbed a knife and Red Dead Redemption style he aimed the knife at the Sherrif's head but everyone opened fired.

All of the bullets flying to Jeff was unavoidable, anyone who was even slightly faster than Jeff couldn't avoid that and then Jeff was met his fate with bullets everywhere in his body.

As the SWAT team investigated the house all that was left was the closet the couple had, with the sound of the closet door creaking they opened the closet door

And then.

It happened.

Skeleton popped out and Hyperrealistic blood was everywhere.

One of the SWAT officers turned to the author- Holy crap he is.

"How long would this go on." asked the SWAT officer annoyed.

"About now" i said. I regret everything 