User blog comment:RedNovaTyrant/08/21/2018 - First post/@comment-28266772-20180622081954/@comment-28266772-20180622110920

Whatever you do, DON'T shave their knuckle hair and leave it a white envelope addressed to Selina McHarris before gingerly placing said envelope into the broken card slot slot of that abandoned ATM by that McDonald's-that-never-gets-the-drive-thru-order-right-you-know-which-one-because-they-never-give-you-a-dip-even-if-you-order-chicken-pieces-which-should-always-come-with-a-dip-because-dry-chicken-without-dip-kinda-sucks-I-mean-seriously-who-even-trains-these-guys