User:Purple-pills

Once upon a time in a little village in Saskachewan there lived a big ugly guy. His name was Richard. He had a big scruffy beard and a huge round head that looked like a basketball (but he wasn't orange). Anyways, Richard loved planting flowers because the flowers couldn't run away from him because he is so ugly. So he was in his garden one afternoon and then he dug up a head! DUN, DUN, DUUUUUN!