User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-27838637-20170226144552

My sincerest apologies for holding everybody up. But since the contest began I've only had three days off, one of which I spent writing my story and playing videogames, the other two I spent cleaning and doing repairs so my house didn't fail an inspection. Tomorrow is my final day to submit the story and guess what? I have the day off. It'll be up within 24 hours, I promise. I wish I could say it's well worth the wait, but... that might not be true. Please don't deduct points for my inability to write quickly, and please do not bring out the Princess Pete photos, I've suffered enough this month.

Please take this post with a grain of sand, it's supposed to be a bit melodramatic.