User blog comment:Dr. Frank N. Furter/"I want to come again and stay..."/@comment-25226524-20170215164621/@comment-25569708-20170215224344

>"I just can't handle explaining to people why their story is poopy"

>Writes a story about a group of clowns that have a poop fetish

But seriously, thanks for your kind and wise(?) words (Did I just thank a man who put forth sodomizing me with my own clothing line)? Hope your move back was smooth. How does it feel to go contiguous again? I'm glad I'm not the only one who dialed back at least a bit on their activity. I'm trying to keep my head up high, as every inch counts for me. And I am pulling for you in regards to your situation getting better.

And as for that story: It's a real pleasure to see you prod yourself into producing some hot new material. The effort you must've put into it seems nothing short of intense. I'll admit, given your seedy history, I was unsure if you could even finish. But to my surprise, even though the outcome was honestly a mess, I think the end result will stick with me for a long time. Your body was exquisite, and the climax just had my heart racing. All in all it was a deeply gratifying experience.

Yeah but in all seriousness, that fucking abomination of a story had me laughing, squirming, and actually caused me to make an odd retching sound at several points. I could really see some Ned-like violence/gross-out/philosophy in there, but you turned up the vomit dial many times in my opinion. I'm not gonna say it's your magnum opus (because I don't want you to stop writing these things!!), but that story is gonna stay in my mind for days to cu come.

Fuck.