Board Thread:Administration/@comment-25393922-20140920015249/@comment-5632489-20140920160913

It is without a shadow of a doubt that the most incessant whining of a disillusioned Jeff fetishist that this should be eliminated, for it violates all qualities of the Great Samsillirian. Jeff has taken me over the bridges of Nazareth to the gardens of Jezebel, where he released me from my saintly throes into the world of passion. He has carried me over great rivers of blood and sweat, guiding me to the light, bringing negative meaning into the blackened circle of life that encompasses us all. He was here, and He shall never be again. Amen. Shitfuckers.