Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-2240864-20130214004437/@comment-2240864-20130301072318

Necrosanity wrote: "Roses are red, violets are blue, are you dead? 'cause I wanna fuck you~ ;D

Regardless if you are or not, you've traversed the most treacherous and grueling anal cavity ever conceived to reach this page. And only to discover some deprived writer babbling on and on using nothing but cryptic metaphors and vague, rhetorical conversations. Oh, my. Whether you view this incredible journey futile or not, I truly hope you found my creation, The Ultimate Problem Solver, incredible in itself. No, I will not let loose any thought-provoking details about my life (other than the fact that I do aspire to be a director, which should be obvious by now) -- name, location and all -- but feel free to enjoy the fuck out of realizing you stumbled across this very page. Fuck the enjoy out of it, even. ;D

The only question that remains is whether or not you are willing to traverse that same path for every single other published work of mine. That, and are you dead? .-."

... My titties are trembling amongst a terrible tremor. This better not be too fucking late. .3.

Which is implying it isn't. .-.

Regardless, my ovaries are charged and ready for both smothering and failure. ;D

Little less obscene, pls.