Talk:Old Man/@comment-27623698-20160306162008

You can't ourun old age. Grandpa death's coming, he's going to get to Country Kitchen Buffer, one way or another. Who cares, if he is legally blind, death, walks with a cane, his license was revoked, and is bitter. He's coming, run run run run, you better lock your doors or you'll be one run over. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. The real story I got ran over by grandma and grandpa. Watch yourselves.

Scarefactor: 4. Twists: 3. Thrillfactor: 2. Storytelling: 1.

Overall Score: 4-6