User blog comment:Tortellinilinguini/Stop saying my pastas should be deleted/@comment-28060931-20180119211446/@comment-24101790-20180119214926

I think the story explains for itself: "It all stated when I was walking in the woods one day when it was a full moon at midnight. I was very hungy and I hand no food to eat so I was looking for a snack. All of the sudden out pop a scary man with one eye and a peg leg."

That's half of the story and the rest is riddled with punctuation, capitalization, spelling, wording, and story issues (rushed plot that lacks effective story-telling).