Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-44145425-20191021183216



February 15, 2005

Dear Diary,

My name is Jeremy and im 6 years old! I live with my Mommy and my kid brother Ryan. I see a lady named Mrs. K and she told me to right too you. Like about my day and stuff. My day was OK. I hit Sara h be caus she did nr sit in the tadle I Told her to sit in. My teacher got mab at me and called my Mommy I got no reces and no tv time. If it werrent four My techer I wood have got my reseas and tv time! I hat her sooo much!! Sarah shood halv listened cus Im smarter to. I dont now why everyone gets mad at me four. My Mommy yells at me four p-ing on my bed at nite. Why is she getting angerey at things that aren t my fault? Uon day I will B a super hero so that way everyone will love me.

See you later - Jeremy

June 20, 2009

Dear Diary,

This morning was a NIGHTMARE! Ryan wouldn’t give me my DS back, so it took telling him that I was gonna break his stupid stuffed giraffe “Giraffie” for him to hand it over. I also begged Mom if I can skip seeing my therapist, Mrs. Kelleher once and a while. I mean, I don’t think it’s fair that I have to give up most of my Sunday to church just to see Mrs. Kelleher every Monday after school. Saturday is the only day where I can play my video games the most. Wanna know something cool? Caterpillar blood looks so weird, (especially if you pull its body parts off..) It’s all gooey and comes in different snot colors. :) Speaking of snot, slugs look just like em when they get squashed. Ugh..I can hear my Mom arguing on the phone right now. She’s always bitching about something. She’s making me wear adult diapers to bed because she doesn’t know what else to do about my bed wetting problem. Whatever. My grades haven’t been doing very well, so I made friends with some dude named Carl who does pretty good with school. That’ll do the trick to keep my grades up. Anyways, I feel tired. It’s already 11:22.

April 23, 2012

Dear Diary,

Today is my 13th Birthday! My Mom better have gotten everything that I wanted this year. I asked for Assassin's Creed 3, Hitman: Absolution, The Walking Dead, the 7 inch Kindle Fire HD, a mini refrigerator, a new backpack, and a pair of Adidas Detroit Players. I’ll look so rich walking around in those bright red beauties! After opening my presents, I’ll go visit my other friend Kevin. He’s got a nice 4 wheeler I can ride on the road. Then I’ll go to McDonalds to go pick up some Big Macs later. Man, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever! I’ll let you know how it went.

TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY EVER!! I only got Assassin’s Creed 3 and some stupid jackets! I specifically told her what I wanted. Isn’t she listening? Oh right. She’s a single mom working full time. Well, maybe she should work harder! I was so upset that I threw those jackets out and broke the TV in the living room. She yelled at me and told me I was grounded for a month and sent me to my room. Now my plans to ride Kevin’s 4 wheeler and eat at McDonalds are ruined! All because that dumb bitch didn’t get me what I deserved to get! My brother always gets what he wants for his Birthday. I hope he dies in a hole! I feel so ignored. I can’t wait till I move out and then I can get myself anything!

October 18, 2015

Dear Diary,

I got suspended from school because I was fighting with some retard. I don’t care to get into the story. All I know is that he shouldn’t have gotten so close to my face. My mom is threatening to kick me out of the house if I don’t stop getting into fights with people. I’m actually relieved to hear that I won’t be going to school for a while. I’m gonna tell you a secret that I know won’t get out. I don’t think I’m straight. I’ve been attracted to this senior for a few weeks now and I feel so weird and ashamed. I can’t tell anyone, not even Mrs. Kelleher! She’s gonna tell my Mom and then she’ll really kick me out of the house. I need to correct this. I need to get myself a girlfriend. Then nobody will suspect anything. It's important that my image remains untainted by sin. But then again, it feels so right. Catch you later. I’m gonna smoke some weed with Kevin.

May 10, 2017

Dear Diary,

I dropped out of high school a few years ago. It was just a huge waste of my time. I have a job at a sneaker store. It ain’t much, but it gets me my camels and some food. I live with my girlfriend Lauren. She’s a wonderful woman and very beautiful. She’s lucky to be with a guy like me. I treat her right and I love her so much. Without her, I wouldn’t have a home. I lost all contact with my Mom, but who needs that nagging bitch anyway? There were times that Lauren sounded like my Mom, so I made sure that she treat me with a bit more respect. A good man molds his woman to be what he wants her to be. Yesterday she told me she was pregnant with my baby. It looks like there’s hope for the human race. Everything is fine. Everything is going the way I intended.

January 2, 2020

Dear Diary,

Lauren is resisting my authority. When she lost my future son, I knew it was her fault and that she needed to be punished. She finally called the cops on me and I had to spend some time in jail. Foolish bitch. Now I’m gonna have to kill her. I recently bought a glock 17. She’ll pay for her sins soon enough. She’s not the only one who needs correcting. They’ll pay for their sins and their souls will be purified by their own blood. They need my purification. I do this on behalf of God, for I am the messiah.  