User blog comment:Holly Bailey/Why I Don't Want Children/@comment-25569708-20170405231627/@comment-26030957-20170407044236

Hey, I was just asking a question: what type of pants would you wear to fuck a donkey? I've actually never done it before. It's interesting that when you do it you wear fly-fishing pants. Out here in the hills, where I live, we ain't so fancy. I was thinking gaters, or overalls. But you New York types, got your FISH nests, and garters, and fancy corsets and stuff.

That's right, I seen your durn movie.

Bunch of rock-and-roll and sex.

We here like country music. And tame at that.

No "touch me touch me touch me" lest the goats be needing impregnating. Trump country here, boy!