User blog comment:HyperMetalSniper/I don't understand anymore/@comment-25024572-20160711210402/@comment-24101790-20160711215235

Oh no, it's beginning. Who would've thought being considered a dictator would lead to people developing a bad opinion about me?! I need to change my public image fast! Uh, I know what'll work! Puppies. Good enough for Putin, it'll probably work for me.

'Rage Against the Machine suddenly starts blasting out of nowhere to signify that this is the beginning of the end.