User talk:ChristianWallis

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Defecating all over your clean admin page
Exactly what the title says. So, how does it feel now that you're officially a tyrant? Just wait 'till your first "i hte u for delete my storie,I SHIT ON UR FATNES!!" message. Also, any particular reason for the lack of "Check out these stories (nudity included)" blogs?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 12:30, December 13, 2016 (UTC)

* Our self-titled 'protagonist' is getting very annoying today. *

Hey there, again. While making a comment I discovered that you have a narration for The Shimmering Tree (great story, by the way). Yet, you haven't linked it on the story itself nor your page. Is it a simple case of bad memory? If yes, I can relat- Oh, wait, I was supposed to take the hooker out of the- ah, ruined my dinner.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:51, December 13, 2016 (UTC)

Re:Naming
Hello.

I received a message telling me that I needed to change the title of my history. I'd suggest "Down to the bone" if it's available.

Thank you and bye for now.Frederick Barbarossa (talk) 20:01, December 13, 2016 (UTC)


 * Thank you very much for editing my story. Sorry for the title mistake but this was my first creepypasta. I'll try to read the site rules better next time. Until next time.Frederick Barbarossa (talk) 20:11, December 13, 2016 (UTC)

Uh... I noticed something
Hey Christian, I noticed you left the '[placeholder name]' in your story, Lamprey spider. Just thought I'd let you know.

Also, I noticed... uh... you decided to clean up around here. Hold on, I bet there's an echo!!

an echo!!

echo!

. . .

Nice.

'[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Derpyspaghetti I'ma gonna getcha! ] [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Derpyspaghetti I'ma gonna getcha good! ] ' 00:56, December 14, 2016 (UTC)

Good!

good...

. . .

Congratulations
Congratulations on becoming an admin.

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 05:35, December 14, 2016 (UTC)

Story thoughts
I know you're busy with your new admin duties, but was hoping you'd take a look at my story Father's Love when you have a chance. It's one of my personal favorites that I've written but has gotten very little love from a comments standpoint. Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 18:42, December 14, 2016 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the feedback, glad you enjoyed it

Congrats
Hey Chris, guess I'm late, either way congrats on getting your admin's rights. By the way, I have a question; it is a wise decision to go from 3rd perspective into 1st perspective. Back and forth so on? RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 14:50, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

I see, thanks for the response. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 15:00, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

Username Link
Hey Christian, you can link to one's username by writing this:. See ->. It's a useful little template. MrDupin (talk) 19:08, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

Be sure I'll never let go. Also, are you sure it wasn't because you wrote it as ShadowSwimmer77 instead of Shadowswimmer77?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:15, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

I have no idea what you just did to trigger that thing, but that was awesome! I have teasing material for years! Years baby, years!

But seriously, at this exact moment three username links are broken. I never had that problem, here's what you should: use the preview mode as much as possible (but I'm sure you already do that) and if putting the username between –  still doesn't work next time, try doing it like Example.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:21, December 15, 2016 (UTC)


 * Beforehand you had written this: ShadowSwimmer77 . This tells the wiki to link to the page User and the text appearing on the screen is ShadowSwimmer77. You can link to Swimmer's user page like this: User:Shadowswimmer77, but the text displayed is User:Shadowswimmer, which is kinda ugly. One way to work around this is to write Shadowswimmer77 , but you are writing too much. A better way to do this is to write , which does the same as the previous one, but you write less.


 * A final way to link to a user is the one you used, where you write MrDupin . The first part is the link, and after the space you have the text appearing. You can test this yourself in the editor, to see how they work. MrDupin (talk) 19:36, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

tis the season
We don't do much for Christmas these days, but I've been stressing over my final project for comics class and my newfound social life has been distracting me too much (and making me broke). Thanks for posting the review! I should be able to actually read and write again soon, now that finals are over. Thank god.--Mikemacdee (talk) 05:54, December 16, 2016 (UTC)

Review Request
Hey, I wrote something and I wanted to see if you could review it when you get a chance. I don't know if it'd be considered NSFW, but I think it's alright. Considering it's mental illness and you study psych, I thought I'd ask you about it. If you get a chance, could you review it? Here's the link: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:565345

Rhyveee (talk) 14:47, December 16, 2016 (UTC)

Favor
Hey, Christian. Could you do me a favor and delete one of my older stories? I feel it doesn't meet my personal standards (low as they may be) anymore.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:01, December 17, 2016 (UTC)

christmas contest mistake
It was just pointed out to me on the work shop that I used the wrong prompt. It was a total mistake on my part, I read the message on the page wrong. I have the story up on the workshop and would still like to add it. If this disqualifies me from the competition I understand. Being this close to Christmas I don't think I could write another story in time.

Nowhereman0828 (talk) 00:13, December 18, 2016 (UTC)Nowhereman0828

Re: Mistake
Ha ha. I'm willing to let it slide, but will mostly likely doc some points for it.

JohnathanNash (talk) 13:51, December 19, 2016 (UTC)

Question About The Rules
Hi Christian, I had a question about the rules. What are the rules regarding competitions? I had an idea, but I don't really know what the rules are. So does one have to have a specific rank or something to make one or what would I have to do? I wanted to make a competition in which the writer would use part or all of the song lyrics from Nightcall by Kavinsky. I thought it'd be a good idea since the song is rather dark if taken out of context. Thanks, Rhyveee (talk) 18:10, December 20, 2016 (UTC)

IHABAM review posted
I finally read and reviewed I Have Always Been a Monster, and it was easier this time because there doesn't seem to be as much to deliberate about with this story. Basically of the three stories you asked me to review, Ixodida was the good one.

Also, Happy Holidays!--Mikemacdee (talk) 22:13, December 20, 2016 (UTC)

Shady practice
Hey man. I noticed this user last night. I think he's most likely some kind of troll and should receive a warning (he did create a spam blog after all).

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 09:56, December 21, 2016 (UTC)

Uhm, did you just happen to mix me up with Derpy or? (this would be a really embarrassing message otherwise)

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 10:39, December 21, 2016 (UTC)

"made me thing it was him"? (couldn't help it, I'm a terrible person). Anyway, don't worry. Just be sure to be up for Christmas, all that white bright heroin won't blow itself.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 11:26, December 21, 2016 (UTC)

So THAT's what that was about
I was wondering what that message was about. I guess it's pretty easy to get two idiots confused, huh. (Luckily for you, I'm leaving today and have to sign off until just before new years in a little while.)

Anyway, in regards to the user, I think it might be that he's just... weird. I mean, he didn't do much other than create a spam blog and add a pasta to the category 'edgy'. I don't know. I'll leave it up to your judgement.

And in regards to the category message, I shot first.

 I'ma gonna getcha!  I'ma gonna getcha good!   13:18, December 21, 2016 (UTC)

behavior
i apolagise for my recent behavior. i have only returned after a year of forrgeting. I will try to be less abracive in future.

The Right and Honerable King Of rapture, SonOfRyan (talk) 13:46, December 21, 2016 (UTC)

Entries so far
Hey Christian,

So I was going to add a list of all the entries so far, but it appears that I don't have the ability to edit that blog, so here are all the people I've found, I cheated a little and used the list that by Squid:

If You Hear Sleigh Bells by Ramunetan The Santa at the Mall by Derpyspaghetti Occupied Chimney by Doom Vroom ChristmasDay by Nowhereman0828 Santa's Other Workshop by Killahawke All is Calm; All is Bright. by Levi Salvos

We should put that list in the blog so we don't have to search through the entire thing in the upcoming days. Can't wait to read these stories, holding off until the end of the contest unless anyone is going to change anything. At least that's what I'm telling myself to make me feel a little better about not reading any of them yet. Christmas is really hectic at my house this year, and it doesn't even feel like it. God I hate Florida.

JohnathanNash (talk) 04:17, December 23, 2016 (UTC)

Technical difficulties
Hey man. I think this page has some serious formatting issues. What do you think?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 13:20, December 23, 2016 (UTC)

Alright. Sometimes I can become really paranoid when doing an edit like that. For some reason I thought that if I fixed it, it would somehow differ from how the author wanted it to look like so I preferred not to risk.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 13:43, December 23, 2016 (UTC)

Boxing Day
Here's hoping no one crashed any Boxing Day events- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKoAlpWD_Lg. Raidra (talk) 00:16, December 27, 2016 (UTC)

Hey
I haven't had a chance to really get any reading done in a few days. I'm in the middle of getting my house ready to sell, so that's been taking all of my time. If I would have known that I would have to rebuild half of my house, I wouldn't have become a judge. Hopefully, I'm going to be done today or tomorrow though, and I can get back on the ranking.

JohnathanNash (talk) 13:53, January 3, 2017 (UTC)

Lamas.
Hey, what's your opinion on killer lamas? This is imporant as I have to write something on a talk page to get an award so I'm just using you like a cheap dollar store whore. (But feel special!)

Resdraon (talk) 18:37, January 7, 2017 (UTC)

Contest
Hey Christian,

Sorry, but I'm too swamped with doing repairs to my house and getting everything ready to move to judge the rest of the stories. I wanted to let you know this before everyone got upset about no winner being announced. So you can announce the winner, and I'll hold up to the reward and review the winners chosen stories.

JohnathanNash (talk) 22:02, January 8, 2017 (UTC)

Diversion
Taking a break from our war, I'm hearing users that use only numerical ratings really grind your gears.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 11:55, January 9, 2017 (UTC)

Since you're online, could you respond to the question I asked Emps?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 13:02, January 9, 2017 (UTC)

Badedit
Damn I had no idea my bad I just added like a comma and two words bc it didn't let never leave a comment on the fandom wiki... I was gonna say good job I'm sorry

Reary77 (talk) 12:24, January 9, 2017 (UTC)

Sure will man thanks for the heads up and for being understanding!

Ugly Christmas sweating
That's all right. Oh, that's rough! I'm glad you're better. We had to delay our gift exchange, but thankfully we did have a happy Christmas and New Year's. I don't know a lot about Gaiman's run, but I've read about Moore's take on Miracleman. That's one run that readers can either praise as a dark yet innovative take on the genre, or gape at in shock for being a chamber of horrors. Have fun! Raidra (talk) 04:03, January 12, 2017 (UTC)

My Story
I'm wondering what you think of my story as an admin. I have worked very hard on all thrity chapters of this story and I would like to know what exactly you think of the first three. Its called Raising Hell and I would like to get some feedback from a guy that has probably seen his share of terrible pastas over the years. Also I havent forgotten about that time you deleted my pasta three years ago which is part of the reason I decided to come back and try again. Now that you have accepted my new pasta I feel like its not getting the attention it deserves. So I want to know how do I make a popular pasta like Jeff the killer or SlenderMan? If you can tell me how I would appreciate it.

Love AmazingLover96 (talk) 14:14, January 12, 2017 (UTC)William Schoene

Editing Request
Hey Christian,

So I convinced my friend MoonClaw to post something on the workshop and it's been up for a bit. I've told them to ask someone, but they keep refusing to do anything about is, so I've told them that I'd ask for them. So, this is something that I collaborated with them on, so I want to see it up on the site just as much. It's called The Angelmaker and we're both pretty proud of it. It was originally part of a short book/long short story that we wrote and scrapped last November. I edited it yesterday after they put it on the workshop, confusion ensued and now the edited one is the actual post. I was just wondering, if you get some time, if you could look it over. Here's the link if you decide to give it a look: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:568254.

So anyways, have a nice day!

Rhyveee (talk) 14:56, January 12, 2017 (UTC)

I do have the entire story written but I just wanted to post it Part by part because I just wanted people's opinions on it and to leave them hanging as well. I thought leaving people hanging would make people like it more but I see that's not the case. If you want too I can post the story as one but let me tell you that it is going to be huge.

Short stories were never really a thing for me I just enjoy giving people a good full experience with a long story. Anyway if you want to go ahead and delete the three parts and I will post it as one down the road.

Review Request
I was wondering if I could get a review for my story Of Pigs and Monsters?

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:566838

Sorry, If I am being rude by requesting your attention like this.

ToxicAvarice (talk) 19:23, January 12, 2017 (UTC)

Review Request
Hey, Christian. I just posted my second draft of "Accident Prone" and was wondering if you could spare some time to review it. I totally understand if you don't. Thanks and have a good day,

Jake888 (talk) 16:38, January 16, 2017 (UTC)

I could kill myself with that humiliation
You sir just became my new mentor. I mean Jesus fucking Christ, that wave of destruction could even humiliate me and I'm the hardest person to insult known on the bloody continent. I hope one day my vigilante acts will be able to compete.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 15:21, January 17, 2017 (UTC)

Continuing the slaughter
Statistics vary from different sources. It is a general consensus that black people commit crimes disproportionally. It's worth mentioning that it's mostly black-on-black violence, so most black people are killed by other black people. If you ask me if I think black people are violent beasts by nature, of fucking course not. I will bring up this point again in a minute, it's about the culture and environment. Black people live on average in very poor areas, ghettos basically, and crimes becomes more prevalent in poorer areas. There are also many bad attitudes among the black community: Snitches get stitches, gang mentalities and "white devils" mentality. I don't see why you would just jump to the conclusion that countless cops are incredibly racist. My explanation is, they get shot more because they do more crimes.

It is possible that Tamir may have been a victim of racism, but you seem to take it as the only possibility.

Those weren't technicalities. A race represents a category of people with several specific physical characteristics. You can't say "they are all brown". Mexico is filled with people of multiple different races, it isn't an ethnostate. Similarly, about 10% of Arabs are Christians, which is more than all Jewsish people, who coincidentally are of a single race, and about 5% of Muslims are white. It may not seem like many, but keep in mind that Islam is an extremely popular religion.

I don't think it's a naive dream. I think that humanity will eventually reach a point where it becomes united, but it isn't possible now or in the near future. Why, you might ask. Well, as I said a few paragraphs before, differences in cultures and environments. But to a bigger level. Hundreds of different languages, dozens of religions, sects and ideologies, dozens of different lists of laws and Constitutions. In one big state, who will decide which will be the official language, laws and Constitutions? By vote, so the countries who didn't vote the winning choice are forced to learn a language they don't want to? To respect laws they don't want to? To be deprived of rights they wanted? And if there will be multiple of them, what's the point of uniting? This created a problem in Canada with the concept of multiculturalism. Several different groups live segregated among themselves, all only speaking their language and following their traditions, never mixing with others. The only thing they have in common is the name of their country.

And you want people to unite people against Russia? I understand that you don't like Putin, but what did Russia's citizens do to deserve having nations work against them? What could they do, they're under a communist regime, which is fucking horrible. Romania was once under a communist regime, and is still shitty after 27 years of freedom.

And do you think that Hillary supporters and leftists are faultless? I could easily give you several examples of racism, sexism and stupidity on their side.

Hey. So, is a Pokémon creepypasta okay if it's not a hacked game one? Like, a creepypasta set in the world of Pokémon. They got helmets on they heads - BUT I GOT A WATAMELOAN INSTEAD! (talk) 20:11, January 23, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for taking the time to compose such a thorough review of my Christmasy-Christmas story! It means a lot that you put such thought into reviewing the submissions, and I though I'd mention that I greatly appreciate it. I don't know how the hell anyone manages to judge competitions; there's always so many solid entries. I'm glad you seemed to enjoy the story despite your mentioned a-religious stance. Frankly I was a bit worried the story was pandering to religious fears which was never my intention (I'm an atheist myself, although that doesn't count for much). So, eh, thanks! Levi Salvos (talk) 23:48, January 23, 2017 (UTC)

RE: GYM TEACHER
I just finished reading your review. Wow, that was fabulous. I'm so glad you picked up on the deeper thematic elements. I think I need a minute to digest it before I leave a comment. Thanks, mate. Looks like I owe you a couple of pints and a pack of crisps.

HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 02:07, January 28, 2017 (UTC)

I see that you have deleted my unfinished story, "Kyle and the game he haunts". That's all right. I have also seen a warning not to try and re-post it. Please understand that when I re-upload it, it will be finished, and refrain from deleting it.

Wewser Lethal Dude (talk) 05:23, January 28, 2017 (UTC)

Hey, can you review this thing for me?
Hey Christian,

So I wrote a thing that's up on the workshop. If you could give it a look it'd be much appreciated.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:570670

Thanks,

Rhyveee (talk) 18:38, January 30, 2017 (UTC)

Hi

Front Page
Hi Christian, How have you been doing? I just wanted to check to see if I was still going to get a spotlight spot for winning the contest this past December? I was just curious if that would happen. Either way, I am ecstatic about it coming in first place regardless. thanks and have a good day

Thank you for all the support. I've been on a longer hiatus than anticipated because of family reasons, work hours, and other personal problems that have sapped all the writing spirit out of me for several months.

I'll be making an effort to get back into the swing of things, in part due to the Spotlight and from the support I received from this community in the past as a whole. I'm sorry if I made things inconvenient, especially in regards to the Collab, and I thank you for your guidance and patience.

Hope to see you around.

-Munch

Hey bro, It totally not a problem......for me......but I think Pepe is pissed. LOL. Just kidding, I completely understand

A small step for man
Don't thank me, mate. Thank Milan. He's been doing most of the work till I got here.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 09:09, February 7, 2017 (UTC)

Hey dude. So, when I see a page with no credited author should I assume by default that the one who created the page is the writer?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 17:13, February 7, 2017 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. I should have been more careful, especially since no one self-nominated in months if not years.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 17:35, February 7, 2017 (UTC)

ChristianWillis, I would firstly like to apologize for the chaos that was wrought by me last night. I was led to believe that conducting my social experiment on this wiki would not make anyone angry and that the wiki was dead. Obviously that was not the case. I would like to be able to submit an apology to all of the authors whose pages I vandalized and a thank you letter to the kind people who fixed them. And please, give them cookies. They put up with an idiot and lived. I am sorry that I ruined their days, yours, and unneccessarily and uselessly edited so many pages for what turned out to be nothing. Just in case you aren't sure who I am, this is Nay Nay the Narwhal, coming from a different computer. Do not worry, I've not done anything else crazy. Again, please understand I did not intend to cause anyone harm. I am not requesting an unblock, just so you know. I screwed up and I doubt I'll be welcome on this page again anyway. Please accept my humblest apologies and have a wonderful, vandal-free day. 23:30, February 7, 2017 (UTC)Noo Noo the Crazy Badger (talk)

Help with an outside opinion?
Hey there. Just wanted to let you know I have the first part of a larger work in the Workshop, 'The Three Muses of Henry Coville.' You don't need to look it over, of course, but since it's been a while I figure you might like to see what I've been working on.

I hope you enjoy it, I believe the imagery used in this one to be something special indeed.

If you do decide to take a look, thanks. :) Means a lot to me.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:572101?useskin=oasis

Appreciate it.
Thank you for reading over my piece in the Workshop, I had actually done some fat trimming of the first part over last night and this morning, but the changes didn't take, unfortunately. Suppose I'll have to dig back into that again when I have the time.

Nevertheless! Your suggestions are always appreciated, and I'm glad you find them worth critiquing. I'll try to finish the second and third muses once the beginning is tightened up a bit.

Hi you deleted my story cats got your tongue and i want to have some feedback and know why thank you

Horrorstories666 (talk) 10:21, February 14, 2017 (UTC)

Regarding the '16 Collab
Hey boss. Just wanted to let you know that Jay posted recently on the 2016 Collaboration discussion page, and he said that when all users involved in the project had okayed their sections as 100% done and proofread, the collab could be made into an article and would go up as the March front page story. So I was just checking in with you to see if your three sections involved were totally finished or not. They look mostly complete to me (except for a couple placeholder names) and I remember reviewing two of them in the WW, but I wanted to make sure you were done with them.

Hope things are going well for you.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  17:46, February 21, 2017 (UTC)


 * Not a problem, hope you enjoined your birthday party (I can only imagine the number of innocent maidens slaughtered...). Since you're done with your sections I'll be messaging the others involved in the project and see what's up with them. Thanks.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  20:11, February 22, 2017 (UTC)

Hey Christian

I saw that you deleted my story The Invisible Killer'.

I uploaded the story to the workshop, under the same name, and I would appreciate it if you reviewed it/give me some insights into why you deleted it.

If you want to, can you give me some tips in what I can improve, since I really like to write stories and I really want to improve.

J3ss00again (talk) 14:53, February 23, 2017 (UTC)

Tried to edit No Name Land
Hey - I made an edit using the stuff you suggested in it. I added a bit more too, so I'm wondering if what I did made it better or worse? Here

Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  15:04, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

RE :

Okie dokie. Just wondering if hits the Empy Satisfaction range. Did I say Empy Satisfaction? I meant Quality standards. (Ha! Making fun of empy always being on is fun!) Listen to your heart  Listen to your paint   Listen to the voices inside your brain  15:11, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

Vandal scandal
Hey Christian, I just wanted to make sure you saw this ingenious act of system-bucking that I reverted a while ago. Just in case you didn't happen to spot it.

Thanks.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  09:24, March 8, 2017 (UTC)

Hey, made an acct to tell y'all this. I was there during the NayNay scuffle and you guys missed a few NayNay's in some articles. RandomVandalWatcher (talk) 23:20, March 12, 2017 (UTC)


 * ^ Christian, I went ahead and removed one left-behind instance of vandalism I found, hope you don't mind. I personally couldn't find any more. Thanks RandomVandalWatcher.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  23:56, March 12, 2017 (UTC)

Hi Christian,

Many thanks for the quick reply. Heading to work now but I will take your advice and post to the workshops once I get home tonight. Many thanks for the heads-up.

-C.J.

I'm not
That's not agtangising them. There is zero reason to state it's your 2nd language. You want it posted, it's going to be judged just like someone who's first language is english. You wrote it in english, you posted it on an english thread, and you want it on an english wiki, no one needs to know its your 2nd lanauge. Excuses don't help you improve. It's the same as randomly putting in your transgender as many others like to do for some reason, though that one is by far more unforgiving. I have given them a more detailed responce and why its not a cool thing to do.

Resdraon (talk) 15:24, March 27, 2017 (UTC)

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:578503#12 You should have used this one as the example instead. Though while that can be counted as agantising, the author clearly didn't read the gudielines of the wiki and there story is about a undertale influced yandre game, but they havn't did the reserch into undertale and said they dislike it...So..ya...I do give people honest reviews/help most of the times, but as the workshop produces things worse then wattapad in most cases, my helpfulness for people writing video game yoai and wanting to be let down easier then a new born infent has fallen.

Resdraon (talk) 15:30, March 27, 2017 (UTC)

yeah im actually not going to appeal for delete on that one, it was pretty cliche now that i think about it. Completely failed at 2 sentance story XD BatWolfStories (talk) 16:09, March 30, 2017 (UTC)

Thank you Christian! SittingScared (talk) 20:49, March 31, 2017 (UTC)

Yet Another Review Request
I hope you had enough of a break from me. Well, that doesn't matter because I'm asking you to review yet another story of mine (I owe you a lot of big ones, man). I understand if you're not up to it, I didn't feel like writing or reading for two months. And because of the break I wouldn't expect miracles from the story, which is found here. Thanks in advance.

With kidnly love I mean manly regards, If you&#39;re depressed and want to die, I&#39;m here to help... you die (talk) 20:50, April 3, 2017 (UTC)

is it cliche if a person is telling a story of some killer or something to his friends but he actually turns out to be the killer and kills them? BatWolfStories (talk) 16:28, April 4, 2017 (UTC)

oh, i thought blogs were for updates on stuff like stories, can i post the stuff in the about section of my profile? BatWolfStories (talk) 16:28, April 4, 2017 (UTC)

Question
Greetings Chris, I was pondering. Am I, at the present moment obliged in constructing a, somewhat detailed blog in regards to modern-day literary crafts in general, maybe even more? Despite, not bearing forth any works of mine as of yet. Bringer Of The Light (talk) 15:33, April 13, 2017 (UTC)

Perhaps, I've overdone the peculiar style of mine. Unfortunately, things didn't sailed smoothly as anticipated; the changes in my writing style kinda illustrate that, in a way. Bringer Of The Light (talk) 16:15, April 13, 2017 (UTC)

Hello,recently my second atempt at submitting a story to the wik iwas deleted. My first was deleted in about 10 secands by another admin but I decided not to do anything because it was admiteddly rather crude, but for this one I gave some more though into making it and even used a spellchecker(english is not my first language and im still learning). Luckilay I saved a backup of it that can be read here: https://pastebin.com/gqyEFUUy

Basicaly what I want to ask is what was wrong with it and if I can do anthing to improve it. Thanks in advance FancyHats7782 (talk) 17:09, April 18, 2017 (UTC)


 * I answered their writer's workshop post giving some feedback. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 03:26, April 19, 2017 (UTC)

Relieved
"Relief is what you feel when your mum fails to notice the bag of weed on your bed. Release is the feeling you get when you take a shit after holding it in for 2 hours."

Something to confess, Christian?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 13:52, April 20, 2017 (UTC)

Re: Wording
Hey, no problem as to my story; I'm busy lately, too. And as to the wording, I just didn't think "release" made any sense, I thought release is a verb, not whatever an emotion is. Maybe it's because I'm not too good with English, but I thought release didn't make any sense. Anyway, sorry about that, I'll keep it in mind next time.

--If you&#39;re depressed and want to die, I&#39;m here to help... you die (talk) 18:43, April 20, 2017 (UTC)

Asking a Pro.
Good evening, Mr. Wallis. I noticed that on your page you have a very useful link called "Stories That Need Attention". I coppied it to my page (I hope I didn't do anything bad; I'm sorry if I did), but I think it's faulty. It displays differently than your own. Also, I would like to add link to "Uncategorized Pages". I humbly ask you to explain to me how to do this. Thanks in advance.

 The Star is falling  Greet the First Dawn!  19:31, April 20, 2017 (UTC)


 * Thanks for answering that one. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 10:58, April 25, 2017 (UTC)
 * Jojo-did-nazi-that-coming.jpg --  The Star is falling   Greet the First Dawn!  21:55, April 25, 2017 (UTC)

:O
Oooh I understand, my mistake! I was trying to edit a few words because it sounded slightly out of place. Thanks! Luigifan100 18:31, April 27, 2017 (UTC)

Hey I hope you like my story's I'm trying my very best to right one but no one cares to read it hope you like it

Jay padin

I hope you like my story I tried really really hard on it

Re: Threatening Behaviour
I'd just like to say I appreciate you sticking up for me. I just noted to Diex that I don't know what that mess even said because I don't plan to use Google Translate. Using Google Translate would involve me caring about what that schmuck had to say, so that's not happening Raidra (talk) 23:36, May 19, 2017 (UTC)

new site thing
Hey CW, thanks for the heads up! I emailed Jay (I think). Everything's been...well, going I guess. I'm hoping to put out a couple more books before the year's up. Hope things are going well with you.--Mikemacdee (talk) 03:25, May 25, 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads-up. I was trying to make it several layers deep, but I'll trynot to RP again.

skin taker (talk) 15:51, June 2, 2017 (UTC)Noctevoire

story
I'm pretty sure there already is a copy on the WW; unless someone deleted it

Tide16 (talk) 15:56, June 7, 2017 (UTC)

are you there?

Tide16 (talk) 02:21, June 12, 2017 (UTC)

woah woah, your first edit makes no sense. SUre, shotuins is done aloud. But you know what else? talking. There's a difference between talking loudly and shouting somehting with a an angry or surprised reaction.

Tide16 (talk) 14:11, June 12, 2017 (UTC)

also I'm on mac. IS there another sthign I can use besides word?

hmm how does thunder rolling sound. I'm putting this in another work, btu Ic an back to that short story too. Like

"I heard thunder roll through the clouds."

or how bout

"thunder roll through the sky. "

This kind of paints a pciture for me like a bowling ball rolling down a lane, making that same sort of sound. Or maybe a big semi-truck going over a bridge. Also just for me it brings me back to when I was a toddler, and my mother used to tell me that thunder ws the sound fo angels bowling.

Tide16 (talk) 05:55, June 13, 2017 (UTC)

Oh what abotu crashing? that sounds cool.

"Thunder crashing trough the clouds,"

and

"Lightning dancing across the sky"

Tide16 (talk) 06:02, June 13, 2017 (UTC)

"The lightning danced across the sky like swords clashing." that sounds like ti belodng in a fantasy book. Yeah I wrote that one way back ind ecember, I've improved a lot by then. How bout this

The hyperelasitic lightning flashed across the hyperealstic sky in the hyperelasitc storm, while i was trying to get some hyperealistic sleep in hyperealistic bed.

Tide16 (talk) 15:00, June 13, 2017 (UTC)

Need critisism
HDhunter360 (talk) 23:00, June 14, 2017 (UTC) HI ChristianWalls! I've heard of you from Squidmanescape. We've made a story together in the Writer's Workshop, and we need some criticism. Can you leave some comments for us please?

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:583775

-HD

No? you don't like my jokes. Damn

Tide16 (talk) 23:02, June 14, 2017 (UTC)

It will be a long time i'm about to be gone for two weeks

Tide16 (talk) 20:08, June 16, 2017 (UTC)

story
Can you please take a look at http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:585355?useskin=oasis and tell me what to improve on. Thanks. Skyrim90000 (talk) 06:22, June 17, 2017 (UTC)

Hello its me lowisland123, I made  a creepypasta on the game San Andreas. It did not meet the stanards for whatever no idea why. But I lost the only copy of that creepypasta on the page and I want to put it in a docs. I'm not trying to get the creepypasta back on the wiki but I wish to have the page back or the pasta back so I can get it. I'm not even sure you will be able to help but I want to ask you. The creepypasta is gta san andreas alter something like that. I need it back can you please help me? If you can't then thats alright, I hope to hear from you cause I really think I can work on the creepypasta and try to get it popular on some other creepypasta wikia or wiki please help.


 * I'll get them a copy. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 01:34, June 21, 2017 (UTC)

RE
Oh, yeah. Slipped my mind. Sorry about that. Will do, sir! HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 15:24, June 21, 2017 (UTC)

story
While i'm working on the other one I tthink this is ready to be posted on the wikl. Would you take a look at http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:585138 and give me some feedback. Skyrim90000 (talk) 00:30, June 23, 2017 (UTC)

Thank you
Thank you for reviewing my story. I think I am going to look into getting Grammarly. So thank you have a good evening.--DraculaBathory (talk) 18:06, June 28, 2017 (UTC)

hey faggot stop taking down my spooky stories

Hay ChristianWallis I and my family can't see any problems with A walk through the endless maze can you please tell me what is wrong with it.

And did you see my comment please follow it and help me.

Hay ChristianWallis I and my family can't see any problems with A walk through the endless maze can you please tell me what is wrong with it.

And did you see my comment please follow it and help me.

The abnormal stick man (talk) 06:35, July 6, 2017 (UTC)

I am the creator of Adeline, I would like to ask what I did wrong so I can fix it. LizBritos1 (talk) 10:56, July 21, 2017 (UTC)

Hello,

I'm messaging you because I would like to delete my account and all the stories with it. I've been told I need to talk to an admin for deleting stories. Do I go through you to delete my account as well or are there steps to to it directly? If you can help me, thank you very much.


 * Got it. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 16:52, August 3, 2017 (UTC)

Hello. I hope your day is going well. My story on writers workshop was reviewed by two people but they tended to say the exact opposite thing about how the ending should be. I thought to clarify what I should do and get a third opinion from someone like an admin and I saw you were online. I would greatly appreciate it if you could help me out.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:589762?useskin=oasis

Have a great day

--Icydice (talk) 13:01, August 7, 2017 (UTC)

Hey
Hey man,

How's the Garden coming along? Can't wait for the rewrite.

JohnathanNash (talk) 20:11, August 9, 2017 (UTC)

2nd Draft of "The Wendigo Gun" is complete for critique
The Wendigo Gun

Also I like your mention of the Mari Lwyd legend, sounds really terrifying...more so than any other Creepypasta monster. Are you going to use it with your story prompt idea...cause it sounds really unique and horrific?

--Mmpratt99 deviantart (talk) 01:53, August 23, 2017 (UTC)

Garden
Hey, I haven't been on either of those sites recently, but I did notice that it's up on the circle. I'll get to it shortly, hopefully.

JohnathanNash (talk) 17:36, August 31, 2017 (UTC)

The Rake
Hey, I’m Bryan Somerville, aka slosifl. The Rake is my story. I like that it’s often uncredited (except in monetized YouTube videos) but don’t like when it’s incorrectly credited. Leave the part up to the Something Awful forums but remove the reference the the user, whoever that is.

Thanks! Creepypasta is my jam.

RE: Collab Rules
Good point. Dropped it. Thanks for the heads up. Your Friendly Neighborhood Toddler (talk) 08:49, September 5, 2017 (UTC)

Vandal
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Puppeteer?diff=1292754&oldid=1054916

Minor vandalism by this guy. Your Friendly Neighborhood Toddler (talk) 09:00, September 9, 2017 (UTC)


 * No problem. Your Friendly Neighborhood Toddler (talk) 11:46, September 9, 2017 (UTC)

New Wicker Saga Story
Hey, Christian! If/when you have the time, hoped you might check out my new Wicker Saga story Sins of the Father. Thanks in advance!

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 13:24, September 21, 2017 (UTC)

Garden
Hey Christian,

Sorry it's taken me a month to get a review of your story. I didn't have much time and didn't want to get you a halfassed review. There could still be some things that I've missed, but we can keep editing it until it gets to a good point. Furthermore, your story is now back at the top of the circles message board and maybe someone else will get to it and you can get some more opinions. But, it's up there now and I hope you'll find some of my suggestions helpful.

Best,

JohnathanNash (talk) 15:49, September 24, 2017 (UTC)

Goood Morning!
Sooooo, I may have come crawling back here....and I'm now saying hi to some peeps who seem to still be around and MAY remember me. So....yes....Hi! How you doing? Did you miss me? Did you see me new story in the workshop that I want more people to look at before I do a publish of it? :P

Nachtrae (talk) 07:33, September 25, 2017 (UTC)

Bah, excuses. It's less than 700 words. Do you expect novels of me or something?!

Take your time and don't let work murder you in your sleep!

Link to the workshop: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:593772

Nachtrae (talk) 08:41, September 25, 2017 (UTC)

ace reviewer
Hey man, it's been awhile, probably cos I don't really write horror anymore. I was remembering your gifts as a reviewer and analyst and I was wondering if you'd be down to write up amazon/goodreads reviews for my first two Winter Agent Juno novels if I were to gift you copies. If you're too busy, that's fair, but I'll send you digital or carbon copies if you agree, whichever you prefer. I also just joined the discord chat so hope to see you on there one o' these days.--Mikemacdee (talk) 10:37, September 28, 2017 (UTC)

re: book reviews
You sir are a saint and a gentleman. You didn't have to buy 'em, but I appreciate your support. If you want me to read and review something in return, I'm at your disposal after mid-November.--Mikemacdee (talk) 05:55, September 29, 2017 (UTC)

Smile... Creepypasta
I've been searching for this page: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Smile For about 4 hours. I finally found it and shared the link with another friend that has been looking for it, but they just contacted me and told me that you had taken it down? Wtf??? The reason doesn't make any since either. There is literally nothing wrong with that line. It's as if this community is targeting this creepypasta specifically and trying to make it disappear. What is with that? I want to learn about this creepypasta, so why are you and others removing the pages about this one?



--ORainKnightO (talk) 23:58, October 7, 2017 (UTC)ORainKnightO

Ganymede DOES smell
Thanks for the heads up and the review, Christian. I'll alter the description as you suggest: maybe I should just go bold and broadcast the premise like you say. Also I agree that Helios is slow to start, which is one of my own criticisms of the book: before the fourth edition it was REALLY slow, so I went back and overhauled it. Hopefully your version says Fourth Edition on the title page, otherwise something is rotten in the state of Amazon.

Kingdom of Famine is definitely the better of the two books I think, and doesn't spend as much time lollygagging as the first. At the very least the plot is more straghtforward, and there are more violent confrontations sprinkled throughout. I guess part of the trouble is knowing how to establish the setting in the first of a series. This november I'm finishing the third book for sure, and it's more of an action extravaganza with spy shit thrown in. Should be a fun read when it's done.

Where did you review it anyway? I don't see it anywhere yet.

EDIT: I added this to the description and I think it makes it punchier: "Enter Midgard, a nuclear winter dystopia ruled by a fascist matriarchy, where men are stored and treated like cattle, and several madwomen fight for supreme dominance. At the center of their power struggle is a young boy who misses his father, and an ex-commando searching for her last chance at redemption." --Mikemacdee (talk) 03:54, October 24, 2017 (UTC)

Genny-mead
Just found it and loved reading it. Thanks again for your support! It IS odd that amazon uk doesn't cross-post reviews on amazon us. I dunno what they're thinking with that setup. Hopefully it doesn't get you flagged or anything.--Mikemacdee (talk) 17:41, October 24, 2017 (UTC)

Hi,

Can I please have my story Synesthesia back to post in Writers Workshop?

Thanks,

The Riddle. (talk) 19:20, November 9, 2017 (UTC)


 * I dun did it. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 19:43, November 9, 2017 (UTC)

Another story
Hey man, I have another story in the writer's workshop that hasn't been reviewed. It's called 'I hope I never see that house again'. Can you please check it out?

HDhunter360 (talk) 16:03, November 21, 2017 (UTC)

Did Want To Join Crazypasta?
Yes/No

This Place Is Funny And Safe.

Crazypasta

Troll/spam pasta
The following user has removed my delete now template on two of his stories which are very clearly troll/spam

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:UsernameXD

Custom signature? pfft, as if I were that creative (talk) 16:41, January 4, 2018 (UTC)

My pleasure of course. Always lookin to help out.

Hey, I know you're probably busy as hell but I was wondering if you could do me a small favor by the way. I normally don't like asking for this, but could you look at my story All Too Human? It's 4,000 words and I consider it the best story I've written as of late. I was just wondering if you could maybe review it before it gets lost in the many pages of this wiki? I'd appreciate it a lot. You don't have to do it today of course, whenever you are open and it's convenient for you of course.

Hello again
Hi, I've uploaded the story as All Too Human, so that's why the workshop thread is down. As for the email, I copy and pasted it and nothing showed up.

--Custom signature? pfft, as if I were that creative (talk) 17:23, January 5, 2018 (UTC)

Alright, I typed in the direct email and sent it to you. I hope it shows up.

reviews and such
What up? Haven't talked in awhile (granted I've been away awhile and got a job in the meantime). I'm publishing a paranormal comedy called The Amityville Nuisance on valentine's day, set in the same universe as a radio play I'm writing with David King, front man for Midnight Marinara. Pretty exciting times all-around.

Did you ever get around to posting your other review? I'd love to hear your thoughts on Kingdom of Famine. Hope your own writing projects are coming along better than mine, since I've been in a bit of a slump apart from editing Amityville.--Mikemacdee (talk) 15:11, January 11, 2018 (UTC)

buggered out
Yeah mine's wiping me out a lot of the time too, although I still find enough energy for a few edits or some game design bs. It's a miracle I get any sleep at all.--Mikemacdee (talk) 03:45, January 13, 2018 (UTC)

Vandalism
Hi Christian. This user blanked the entire page of 1999

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Dacreepymaster

If you look at the 1999 history you will see it there. I just undid his edit.

Custom signature? pfft, as if I were that creative (talk) 20:13, January 16, 2018 (UTC)

Hey Buddy
Hey Christian,

How's it going man? It's been a long time. Finally am starting to get back on my feet after a bunch of shit happened, and figured this would be a good place to start getting some inspiration to start writing again. Anyway, I saw something and I don't know if you're the best person to talk to about this, but I also wanted to say hi.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:602962

There isn't even a story on that page, and it's on the WW. Just figured someone should know about it.

Best,

JohnathanNash (talk) 03:55, January 17, 2018 (UTC)

Thank you for the response, this helps me a lot. There is one thing, however, that still bewilders me: how do you "show" a story, exactly? The Scotter (talk) 19:40, January 17, 2018 (UTC)

Thank you for the response and information. I will use your advice and try fixing my story's inconvenience. I will give you the edited version and let you review it, if you will. Thanks! The Scotter (talk) 20:02, January 22, 2018 (UTC)

Sif Smells too
Thanks man, it's great to know you loved KoF so much. I like it more than the first book overall, which seems like a common theme in a lot of book series anyway, so I'm not too worried about it. It really helped having everything set in one location with one faction of villains, too. The only downside was that I felt I had to give the gang members names and personalities so they stood out from one-another, and then after the next action scene i'd be like, "Shit, who's left? Do I need to invent more gang members again?!" That's where Jezebel came from: I killed off so many named gangsters I needed to add more, and then weave them into the story so they wouldn't come out of nowhere, and Jezzie sorta came to life and became one of the capos.

I'm trying to turn my Doom mods based on the books into a commercial project, and I'm still trying to finish the third book, Last of the Ghost Lions. I'd love to get your consultation on it since right now it's a mess. I'll keep you posted when it's done for sure. Thanks again.--Mikemacdee (talk) 07:30, January 23, 2018 (UTC)

editorial commission?
So I was debating whether to have the first act of my current novel released for free to entice people to buy the rest of it. Could I commission you to give it the treatment you're so good at and help me polish it up? It's a pretty self-contained flashback sequence, about 40 pages.--Mikemacdee (talk) 01:15, March 10, 2018 (UTC)