User blog:ClericofMadness/Parody Songs

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY CTHULHU TOOK ME INTO R'LYEH TO SEE HIS MADNESS PLANNED It said, "Boy when you grow up, will you be the eater of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" It said, "Will you lead them, my demons, against the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"

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I'm a Cthulhu girl, in a Cthulhu world It's so brilliant, non-Euclidean! I've got tentacles for hair, I'll touch you everywhere, Mastication, that's my foremost mission!

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Cthulhucalifragilisticexpialidocious, Even thought the sight of him is something quite atrotious, If you scream it loud enough, he'll haunt you in your dreams until you descend into utter madness and run screaming into the ocean's dark depths and they'll never find your body because he has devoured you, body, soul and all, ...Cthulhucalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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