User blog comment:Blacknumber1/No, This is NOT a Contest/@comment-25226524-20150614022451

"We were all just sitting around at the edge of the Grand Canyon, watching as Humboldt choked Jay to death. We'd all taken turns beating the hell out of him for the past half hour, until Gandolf broke his hip trying to land a roundhouse.  Travis also lost his monocle during a particularly violent flurry of slaps and pinches, while constantly screaming vicious puns, one of which was how "Grand" the whole scene was.  Later we all agreed that our only regret was that we'd taken that bathroom break a few miles back, because the only thing that could've made the moment any sweeter would've been if we could've all pissed on him before we kicked him over the edge." <--- Opening paragraph. I know you're all thinking it.