Talk:Just Forget/@comment-24628104-20150315035655/@comment-31077845-20170207210357

Well it's an insult when you're a high schooler and apparently the idea of being gay is terrible.

Also, oh yeah? Well that's good. No, seriously, it must be kind of cool being gay. There's just so many places specifically designed for gay dudes, it's probably really easy to get laid; after all, you already have something in common with any potential romantic partner, and gay dudes are, like, super horny. Being a straight male though? There's nothing special about that, and, due to a list of factors that would lead to an essay way off topic for this location, anything designed to help straight people meet is usually tainted by the almost palpable stench of male desperation that makes you feel bad just for having a dick, and I'm sure females aren't huge fans of being accosted by sleezeballs either. So yeah, I'm sure being gay has signficant upsides.