Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-2240864-20181203165052/@comment-37054249-20181205150220

Eric was walking through the forest alone at night. His brother with an advanced weapon wanted to come with Eric to kill SLENDERMAN, who apparently haunted the woods. But Eric said:

"Slenderman ain't real. So don't come with me." And with that, Eric went to the woods. Eric was looking for a TV that he buried. It was a crap TV that hardly worked, so he buried it out in the woods. However, when Eric's good and cool TV exploded, he needed the one he buried.

When Eric reached the spot in the woods where he buried the television, he began digging. When he was halfway done digging, Eric heard a spooky noise behind him. He turned around and it was SLENDERMAN!

"Holy Tuna, you are real!" Slenderman moved closer to Eric to kill him. But Eric didn't let that happen. He decided to do something that no one else ad ever thought to do. He decided to fight back. Eric hit Slenderman with the shovel he had been digging with. Slenderman died. Just to be safe, Eric hit Slenderman 498 more times with the shovel. Then Eric took the Television home and plugged it in.

When Eric turned in the TV he saw something horribly terrifying. It seemed as if the thing he killed had come back to haunt him. Curious George was on TV!