Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31525529-20170318181612/@comment-25569708-20170321201647

Wolrusthegamer wrote: If anyone knows Diex in person, can they break his jaw as a favor? I'm very sorry to say this, but Diex doesn't really exist like you or I. In fact, there isn't any one Diex. Tradition is that people dress up as him and pretend to be him. You see, Diex represents a feeling - a loving feeling. The kind of feeling you get when you turn up the pressure on the showerhead past what you're used to. The kind of feeling when you accidentally put on your come-sock in the morning. The feeling when the "licensed doctor" "carefully administers" the "medical suppository". The kind of feeling you get when the pre-come makes your head slippery and you cut yourself with your thumbnail. That feeling when you squat into a tray of dirty bleach and weep yourself to sleep in a basement every night. The feeling when you get stuck on your ceiling thruster and you have to cram your-

Ah well, I think you get what I mean.