User blog:TeaCupsinBlackandWhite/Creepypasta Riff: A Bagpipe Tune

 Well hi. I didn't tell Dorky that I was doing this story. I doubt he'll care, and I obvioulsy don't. Anywho, this is a short little thing which is very nice. I am aware Dorky is back to riffing, but he never said I was unable to continue. I'll be riffing "A Bagpipe Tune". As the saying goes, "let's riff this bitch":

Somewhere in Pas de Calais, France  ''I wasn’t expecting France to be in this based off of the title.. , there was a trench in the First World War For those of you who don’t know, that is World War I '', once used by the Scottish 20th Brigade There we go, that’s what I was waiting for. . It may be filled with dirt, or perhaps a stream is running through If you don’t know the condition it is in, I refuse to trust that you know whatever mystical shit you are about to claim goes on there. . On a certain clear summer morning, you may hear bagpipes being played. What is defined as clear? Does that mean there can be no clouds? What are the terms and conditions of this “clear summer morning”.  The tune heard depends on your mood. Forget mood rings, now we have “mood bagpipe playing ghosts” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. If you're happy, you might hear a Jig. If you're sad, an Aire or Pibroch <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You might want to do some research on your bagpipe tunes before attempting this journey. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Anger usually plays a Strathespy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">If you approach the direction of the sound, you may notice something sticking out of the embankment. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Is it the hand of a villain who was wrongly assumed to be dead? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Go ahead and dig it up, it's just an old set of bagpipes <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Eh, the villain would cause a more interesting scenario <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Pick them up, look them over, <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“take them out on a date, try to get them to sign a prenup after you propose them. Establish a healthy family, if you fail your first born son will be sacrificed. If you don’t have kids, you will be sacrificed instead” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. If you're <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#1155cc;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">feeling good<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, good things will come to you <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Is genocide a good thing? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Sadness and anger will give you a nice little pick me up: the sudden death of all your enemies <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I will take that as a yes. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">If you can <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#1155cc;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">play the<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> bagpipes, wait until you hear a shrill whistle cut through the still air <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">If I heard a shrill whistle I would probably look to see if someone needs help. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#1155cc;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Play a<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> good, steady march. It could very well be the greatest sound ever heard by mortal ears. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Too bad you will be the only mortal there, assuming you don’t have friends if you actually go out to find this bagpipe. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You will feel so good, you might never want to put them down <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I can think of a few other things someone could do if they’re happy.. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. The dirt and mold will fall off, and the set will look good as new <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Will they sparkle like an eighteen year old vampire, too? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#d4d4d5;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);white-space:pre-wrap;">You will be truly lucky, should you choose to keep them. Of course, everyone does <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">I bet after reading this, a Hipster will put them down, making however this creepypasta ends irrelevant to the plot, and therefore null and void. Damn hipsters.. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);white-space:pre-wrap;">. But remember, if you haven't returned them to that trench in Calais in one year's time <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">In this economy?? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);white-space:pre-wrap;">, you will join the 20th Brigade as the <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(17,85,204);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">bagpiper<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);white-space:pre-wrap;">, until the next charge <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">That will be the most interesting story to tell the police when the missing person comes back out of nowhere. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(212,212,213);white-space:pre-wrap;">This was cute, I liked the little concept but it wasn't spooky at all. It oddly reminds me of "The Holder" series on this site. Sorry if my riffing sucks, sometimes I can't help inability, also sorry I am inactive on most occasions. Anyway, what do you think? Do you wish I would end up in the 20th Brigade as the bagpiper? Do you have an idea of another creepypasta to riff? Tell me in the comments below!