User blog:Sanguinante Primo/Mandatory Life Story For You Stalkers .-.

So, what the fuck is your actual name? My name is Lauren. Bleh. So call me Stormie. It was supposed to be my name, anyway! :33

How old are you? Well... I'm 17. :33

Where do you live? I live in a boot. The toe, actually.

What's up with all the :33? It's a thing .-.

You single? Nope! Not planning on ever being single again.

Who ya datin? No one...

'''Come on. Tell us.''' Her name.... is Ali. >.>

What do you like to do? I ride horses. A lot. I trained my little horse to reign, but meh, I'm not that into it anymore.

Who is your best friend on here? I have A LOT of friends on here... but my best friend from here is my moirail Noah <>

Dafuq is a moirail? Well. A moirail is a person you have a platonic relationship with. Kinda like a brother/sister!

What in the ever loving fuck does platonic mean? Not sexual .-.

Do you write pastas? I write mostly poem pastas. Got a new one stirring around.

Why did you write this? I was bored, and had nothing better to do.

Who is that sexy stud muffin on your avatar? Oh. I think you are reffering to my previous and usual avatar. That is Cronus Ampora. The current one (seeing as it is Halloween and all) is Kurloz Makara. He's a psychopathic clown. :33

So... That is me... Yeah... T00dles!