Exalaisthisi

Dear reader,

You may not realize how lucky you are that you found this article.

This is a warning message about an event called the "Exalaisthisi", which will occur on a yet undetermined date. Now I highly suggest you continue reading, so I could tell you what it is and how you'll remain safe from it.

Basically, on a date and time unknown, the world will lose all its volume, of course forming a black hole.

The events that will occur in the black hole are beyond the human mind to comprehend, so all life forms will start hallucinating. But not normal hallucinations. Depressing, regretful hallucinations. And the torture will remain for the rest of eternity.

But here's the catch.

Any life form that finds out about this event will be given an illusion resembling how the earth is today. And they will become one of the few that wander amongst the illusion while the rest are "away". To them, it will be like nothing even happened. All the victims of the actual event will still be in the delusional world, but of course, will just be an illusion. They won't really be there. The only ones that will actually be there are the ones that found out about this event.

The reason this event will occur is yet unknown.

If you finished reading this to the end, I hope you now realize how lucky you are. You won't have to be a part of the Exalaisthisi, and can still continue living how you do today. Spread this word to anyone you know and love. Let's hope they won't have to be put through that torture either.

Now is this article true or false? I guess you'll never know now, will you ;)