Talk:Let's Meet in Heaven/@comment-31077845-20170217055944

That was...a bit random and nonsensical. Alright, VERY random and nonsensical. So she uh...killed herself by jamming a broom through herself and just assumed this guy would find it rather than, say, the police? I'm a fairly strong guy, and even I doubt, with all the strength and intelligence I could muster, that I could think of a way to impale myself on a broom while leaving my body in a perfect way so the broom stuck up to create the desired effect. And it's not even like she left the door unlocked. She went through the insanely difficult process of suicide via broom impalement (heh. Broom impalement suicide. It's like some kind of lame band name), meaning she somehow knew this guy was going to...knock on her window with a note attached to a broom (what if he'd decided to use a mop instead? Then her whole plan would've just looked silly!) and didn't even bother leaving her door unlocked, assuming some guy who couldn't even manage to ask her out via the normal means of asking "Hey, what would you say to going out with me?" was going to suddenly break down her door?

Do grasp how absurd this story is? How intensely it defies any form of normal human logic? I will admit I've laughed harder writing this comment than I have at anything else today, so that's positive at least, but these aren't supposed to be "funnypastas".

Also, "platonic crush" is an oxymoron (and also sounds vaguely like a band name). "Platonic" means close but not romantic, while "crush"s are, at least as far as I know, romantic by definition.