Talk:Bobblehead/@comment-25947144-20170214162830

We should have named this contest ''Trauma for life. Oh, and some jokes''. Once Brad appeared into the story, my very first thought was, "Women. They'll stay with jackasses until their dicks come off." Over the course of this story, my over-analytical brain had to wonder, "Aren't his vocal chords affected? How does blood still flow into his penis? Is it un-flaccid? Did he get a permanent post-mortem erection? Why am I asking about so many questions about his penis?"

Well, I love how this presented perfectly the Universal philosophy that unifies every man: getting laid. It was simple, on-point, morbid, gross and, most importantly, to my tastes.

Why does every entry have to be good? It only makes things harder. Overall, I'll give this a 86/100.