User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-7064562-20170204033647/@comment-28060931-20170204121922

I may be poor but I worked to get where I am, and the only work you ever did was picking up the phone and calling a whore and taking off you clothes. You know, you're the type of guy who isn't even nice enough to change to kick the whore out yourself, you have that beefcake voyeur kick her out. You never pleasured any whore yourself, you lazy bastard.

And, so I heard, that tiger only lasted a minute in bed, and didn't even finish the foreplay.