User blog comment:NickieBay123/The Newbie Pasta/@comment-2240864-20160106225103

Wellp, be aware that it will most likely deleted if it is anywhere near as generic and formulaic as the dozens of ones the Abuse Filter catches every week.

Want a pro tip? Don't follow the "award-winning" formula of existing stories. If your story ends with the CPO Character saying a catchphrase, you have utterly failed at writing anything that could be remotely considered original.

Naming the story X the Y will automatically result in getting the boot as well, thanks to our shapely Abuse Filter who gorges herself on boxes upon boxes of generic pasta every day.

Write something that is like nothing anyone has ever written before.

Don't start that story off with X was an ordinary Y, either. It really alerts everyone here that your story is going to be as stale as Shatner's acting career.

These are but a few tips from an ancient editor/the founder.