User:TheIgnosaurus99

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Me
I'm TheIgnosaurus99, king of the dead city, master of madness, and a great story teller.

The Balrog
It was a weird week so far, my friend's apartment burned, a demon attacked me, and I think I met Jesus. But I'm going to fast, let me tell you how all this chaos started. It was 9 years ago...

I was at camp tatchichalaos, a 12 year old me was sitting by a campfire, listening to spooky stories told by my friends.

"And so, Dead Man Miller is still out there, seeking revenge." "Really? I told that story already." "Well, I thought it was dumb both times." "You said it mike." "Anybody else got one?" "I do." "Joseph? YOU have a scary story? This I gotta hear." "Yes I do have a story, but unlike yours mine is true. It was in London." "London? Bro, your from Jericho, when were you in England?" "I wasn't, Sir James Pyrox was." "Sirloin who?"

He told us a horrifying story about that dude getting possessed by a demon called Balrog on a trip to Israel, and turning into a flesh eating monster and laying waste to London, causing the London Fire.

"Wow, that was really good. Did you just make that up now?"