Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-30692969-20170119140450/@comment-25148755-20170120161945

Not sure if this is supposed to be satirical or not. None of these methods would work if you needed to hide bodies "in a few seconds". The balloon thing is ridiculous. Buying giant balloons and filling them with helium...easily traced to you. As someone else mentioned, how the he'll do you bury someone at the bottom of the ocean? Eating someone would work in some respects but there's a decent amount of the human body that isn't fit for consumption, plus you're gonna leave DNA evidence all over the place.