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 Jebediah's Dark Secret

A Kerbal Space Program Creepypasta

It all started when I decided play KSP (Kerbal Space Program). I decided to build a rocket to make an orbit around Kerbin. As I built my rocket, I noticed some vehicles weren't driving around like they do in 0.21.2, but I just shrugged it off and kept building. I used my regular orbital rocket and attached it to my orbiter.It was a three-man pod. I assigned Jeb, Bill, and Bob. I launched my rocket into the late afternoon sun and successfully got to orbit. So after that I decided to make a comsat (Communications Sat.). I launched the comsat into orbit successfully got into an orbit. After a while, I decided to deorbit my orbiter. One thing was off however. There was one kerbal. Jeb. Nobody else was in the rocket. I looked outside the capsule. There were two kerbals floating in space, no movement at all. Then, I heard laughter coming from my capsule. Jeb screamed,"I KILLED THEM ALL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!" Then he whispered," I'm coming for you, hide. hide. MUHUHUHUHUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" Then the crash screen came up. I was horrified... it said,"Catastrophic Failure!" In the mission log, it said,"13:42:27:Bob Kerman died. 13:43:12: Bill Kerman died." That was it. They never crashed into anything, they just died. I freaked out. I went to the tracking station and found Jeb derbiting his rocket from space. I quickly went to the runway and launched an Aeris 3A (one of the stock aircraft you get with the game). As soon as it loaded, I saw Jeb's capsule slowly floating to the launchpad under a parachute. As soon as it touched the ground, I heard an enormous screaming laughter. After that, I left the game.

2 DAYS LATER

I decided to play the game again.when I went to the VAB, I cringed. There were corpses of engineers and scientists on the ground with blood on them. Then, at the big door, Jeb was standing there, grinning and looking at me. I still decided launch the rocket anyway. When I launched, Jeb was at the launchpad, but was facing at the VAB. His head slowly turned 180° and then I quickly launched. Jeb then pounced onto the rocket's solid rocket booster and ripped it off. He then fell off, grinning. My rocket then went out of control and crashed. Jeb stood there, not even grinning, but freaked out. He said, "Why....." Then he killed himself.

I still see him. around corners, in mirrors, in the distance... he haunts me.

--FunkyMonkey133 (talk) 20:53, July 27, 2013 (UTC)Funkymonkey133