User:HumboldtLycanthrope



I am the Humboldt Lycanthrope. During the day you may find me writing nice, mundane stories about the intricacies of the human heart; but at night, when the wolfbane blooms and the full moon shines bright, you will find me here, writing creepypasta that will melt your mind and devastate your sleep. So go ahead and read, if you dare.

All of my pastas take place in Humboldt County, California, a place so deviant, bizarre, and surreal that it makes Twin Peaks look like Mayberry.

My pastas are:

Clown Dogs- when cyber-bullying goes too far there are consequences.

The Abalone Thief- a modern day ode to Lovecraft. Nominated for pasta of the month.

Looks like We Got a Live One Here, Boys- when hippy permaculture-designers go back to the land what they find is a nightmare from hell.

He Was a New Man- a disturbing look at the effect of loneliness on a twisted soul. Winner in the first round of the Freestyle Challenge with a perfect score of 10/10. Nominated for pasta of the month.

The Long List- a brutal murder causes a homicide detective to lose his mind. Freestyle Challenge Finals winner with a score of 98/100.

Rumpelstiltskin- an extremely disturbing and modern take on the classic Grimm Brothers tale.

Sons of Odin- When an alienated and troubled black-metal head is befriended by a cult of Odin worshipers things go terribly awry. My entry in Koromo's Mythology Challenge. Received a score of 90/100

The Gym Teacher- Danny was obsessed with serial killers. Unfortunately that obsession leads him to discover the true nature of a monster. Arguably one of the most gruesome and disturbing stories on the site. Not for the faint of heart.

Nightingale- an interesting take on the classic Hans Christian Anderson tale that takes place in the red-light district of Eureka in 1910. Under a Rotting Sky- a tragic punk-rock love story. An entry in Koromo and Empy's Song Contest. My micro-pastas are:

The Music Lover- 513 words.

The Fearless Vampire Killing Brothers- 300 words

The Dream- 86 words



I am also the proud recipient of the coveted 

BAT SHIT CRAZY AWARD.