User blog comment:Raidra/Awesome and/or Creepy Coin Bank/@comment-25226524-20160111205340

"Is it the face of a monkey, or of a demon that stares into your soul as it eats your coins for sustenance?" Don't know why, but that cracked me up. I found a theory on what this is all about (by "found" I mean "hallucinated"). There's an underground movement of bodiless heads that started this trend. There's a theory that they all contain tracking devices so they know exactly where they're all at in case they're used in trades or as gifts. Some have gone as far as to suggest they put webcams in all of them and watch you while you sleep. When it spreads worldwide, they will roll into all of the homes with these banks and take their places. When the heads control a significant portion of the world's change, they will hold it hostage. If we ever want a gumball or to play skee-ball again, we'll have to make all grocery store shelves no taller than six inches and also heat and pad all floors and sidewalks.