Creepypasta Wiki:Requests for Bureaucrat/ImGonnaBeThatGuy

Let's do this.

Why do I want this rank? Mostly, so I can help in all matters on the site. There are some things that I don't feel are within my boundaries to handle. When these come up, I have to wait until LOLSKELETONS or Sloshed comes along to do it themselves. In the meantime, things get worse.

As for the requirements, I'm four days away from being on the wiki for a year. I don't meet the edit count requirement, but that requirement is to show that a person has made a significant contribution to the site. I have.

In the last year: Why should I be a bureaucrat: Some of you might point to my resignation earlier in the year. Yep, I left, then I came back. I didn't make a scene when I left. I didn't point fingers or cast blame when I left. I wasn't about to be demoted. I didn't swear I was done with the site, then make a new account so I could sneak around. I left on my own and came back on my own. Simple as that.
 * I've written six writing advice blogs ( http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki:Writing_Advice ) and more are in the works.
 * I was the driving force behind the Writer's Workshop, first proposing it here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:187875#5 and continuing to pester LOLSKELETONS about it until it happened.
 * For a few months, LOLSKELETONS and I were the only ones working on the massive backlog that was deletion appeal.
 * Given dozens and dozens of extremely in-depth critiques in story comments, in response to deletion appeal denials, blog posts and when I'm asked why I deleted a story.
 * Answered questions on blogs and in the forums, two places that have been frequently ignored by those with rights.
 * I've worked closely with LOLSKELETONS and advised him many times over the last year.
 * I have a history of conflict resolution which can be seen here and put an end to an argument between two admins, my solution to which can be seen here
 * I take a considered look at idea proposals.
 * I turn a very strict eye on rights applications. I have never thrown a support behind someone just because I'm chummy with them and when I oppose I make my case very clear.
 * I look into matters that require scrutiny. When the link to the fundraiser for the victim of the Slenderman stabbing started appearing, I contacted the organizer and the hosting site to ascertain its legitimacy.
 * I can take abuse.
 * I apologize when I'm wrong.
 * When someone needs it, I slap them hard.

Now, I know there are some people who don't like me. Most of these people are people I've slapped for one reason or another. Then, there are some that don't like me, because I'm part of the shift that changed this place to somewhere that's "less fun." To anyone who might oppose, go ahead, I won't argue. But make a case. Come at me hard with solid reasons, evidence and examples. You'll either end up persuading others that you're right or just showing people that I was.

So, let's go ahead and do this.