Talk:The Girl and the Deceitful One/@comment-25464062-20141006001957/@comment-24040907-20141008060801

Don't be offended! I'm pretty sure you had me when you said I was "eloquent". That made my day.

So, once I saw this .GIF of a little tiny Octopus crawling around on land. Not near a beach or anything, but through a flipping forest, no less. The article attached to it was talking about "Terrifying things animals are learning to do."

At first glance I thought it was cute the way the Octopus stumbled around. My inner gamer was screaming "He's using hacks! Ban 'im!" Then he started picking up speed...

How...how often does this happen? How long can squid and octopi last out of water, especially if they "adapt very quickly to different environments". And now they're in North America?? Oh my God, this is just like "Creature from the Black Lagoon"! Save me Thorn!