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About This Talk Page Please use a HEADER (==Header Name==) or use the box above the Preview/Publish button) to separate your message from the others, or else my talk pages turns into a mush of nearly unnavigable messages. Also, do not forget to  sign your posts with FOUR TILDES ( ~ ) so I know who is talking to me.  If you post an issue here, I will (most likely) reply to it HERE and not on your talk page. Doing it this way makes sure people see I answer questions and lets me remember what I have/have not answered. Please be aware of this fact. TL;DR: MAKE HEADERS, SIGN YOUR POSTS.

Wolfenmaus Blurb
Hello, Cleric (Celery, Clerico, Mr. Tentacle, etc), this is Wolfenmaus. I am here because I want you to use my stories in one of your books. I've been writing since early 2012, and many of my stories have been narrated online. I focus primarily on psycopathy, or other mental illnesses. I'm an esteemed mod on the wiki, and it would be a great honor if my stories could be used. The ones in particular I would like to see in a book are Supernova, A Convict's Recollection, The Toadman series, and I See.

WhyAmIReadingThis Blurb
Good evening, Cleric. WhyAmIReadingThis here, also known as Nick, actual Administrator. I offer my stories to have a place in your books, more concretely, Her Very Own Wax Museum, although Descent would be cool as well. My main focus when writing is about human feelings and interaction is unusual situations. More stories may come in the future, but for now, those are the ones I offer.

&#34;You know why he&#39;s here? Why he&#39;s investigating the broken rules? He&#39;s not paid or anything. He likes it. He gets off on it&#34; (talk) 01:22, February 28, 2014 (UTC)

ThatPortalGuy Question
Everyone else is putting their name and then the word 'blurb' as their heading, so I guess I will too. This isn't very important, just something I felt I kinda had to ask... you do know that the userbox for royal Creepypasta family depicts the cutie mark of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic's main character, Twilight Sparkle, right?

ThatPortalGuy (talk) 17:23, March 5, 2014 (UTC)

The blurbs were for the anthology. Painfully aware. ClericofMadness (talk)

Ah. Not a brony, I presume?

ThatPortalGuy (talk) 00:20, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

Chat?
Okay so I am not allowed on the chat which is strange because I was never told why. Nobody said I was banned or for what reason on the talk page, so I'm in the dark here.

Teome (talk) 19:07, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

-CLOSED- ClericofMadness (talk) 00:16, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

Animal Cat(egory) Question!
Is an enchanted Leopard in Animals category? And for the pasta, should it be a blog post or a page? Thanks. KTW 20:51, March 11, 2014 (UTC)

Pastas are never on blogs. Animals, yes. ClericofMadness (talk) 00:16, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

Children Category?
In my personal opinion, I think that children should get their own category. What's scarrier than innocence? I love reading horor stories involving children and I think that giving them their own, would make it easier to find the stories that I'm sure many others enjoy as well. ~FauxTrot 13:56, March 12, 2014 (UTC)

Toooooooooo vague, imo. ClericofMadness (talk) 00:16, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

ATTENTION:
Would you people please pay attention to the rules and give yourself your own topics? Please?

ThatPortalGuy (talk) 15:43, March 12, 2014 (UTC)

Seriously. I won't even reply to them that way. I have added headers to the above, though. ClericofMadness (talk) 00:16, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

Deletion List
I noticed you recently deleted a Blogicle. I added that to the Deletion Reasons list, just to let you know.

 Princess Callie   -Message the Diaper Castle?-  03:01, March 14, 2014 (UTC)


 * le fisty bumping ClericofMadness (talk) 19:35, March 15, 2014 (UTC)

Powers
Hello cleric. I am Pramirez351, and well, I have been here for over a year, serving as a mod for 7 of those months. I know you probably heard of my situation, and as to why I got "suspended". I am well, sorry to say the least. I really hate taking away your time to deal with a matter --as unimportant as this. I really hate to inconvenience you, but I would really like to know if I could have my mod powers back or not. I have been suspended for about 2 weeks now, and the little which I feel I have done, I have been reprimanded for. I really wish you can get back to me as soon as you can. Please, don't forget I am hanging on your decision. Pramirez351 (talk) 02:25, March 17, 2014 (UTC)

I am having a psychotic breakdown over this shit..
I am the Database...... 01:59, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

I got banned for RP by Agner nonetheless?

ahahahahaha bitch please.

He banned me over his own hypocritical bullshit.

Well then, fuck you Agner. You can suck my dick.

I wasn't even doing that shit when I got banned. In fact, I wasn't even fucking active.

If I don't get a fucking answer within 24 hours. Evry single one of you Admins and Mods will suffer....

I am not kidding when I say that btw.

Oh and my blog post got deleted because of Drama?

ahahahaahaha Fuck Moose too then. you can sick my dick also.

Some Idiot (don't talk to idiots) 12:34, March 17, I'm-only-putting-this-here-so-you-distinguish-my-post-from-his

God, what a moron...

ThatPortalGuy (talk) 15:11, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

James, are you sure you were banned? I think not.

 Jacket Michael   -Contact me!-  15:18, March 18, 2014 (UTC)


 * PortalGuy's post was a response to the above message, but they forgot to add their sig. SOMEGUY123 (talk) 15:50, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

Powers Conitnued
Hey cleric. I was just remindin you. You are the person who is in charge of seeing whether I get to keep my powers as a mod or not (I was told by an admin that it fell back upon you to decide). It would mean the world if you could please leave a message saying whether or not I get to keep them. You could do so on chat right now, or -- more preferibly -- you could leave something in my talk page, but please just give me a sign of this. Its been 3 weeks now, and I really want to know so i can get out of this limbo-like state. Thank you for your time Pramirez351 (talk) 00:57, March 20, 2014 (UTC)

Powers Cont. 2
Well, hey cleric. I just wanted to make sure you were still considering the case. You still haven't given me a verdict and well, it means a lot to me. Could you please tell me if I get to keep my powers? Again, Sorry for being such a pain, but I would appreciate a reply in my talk page. Thank you for your time Pramirez351 (talk) 08:01, March 24, 2014 (UTC)

Re: Shini
Alright, fair enough. LOLSKELETONS (talk) 21:21, March 24, 2014 (UTC)

Problems With Posting
I've recently come back to this wiki after a hiatus. I was considering posting a pasta or two, but I'm embarassed to admit that I'm not quite sure how. The User Submissions and the Article Listing both come up as archived, so I can't update them. I checked the posting guidelines, and they still said that I should update the Article Listing. I may be missing something obvious, but I'm really quite lost. Could you help me please, oh mighty Cleric?

Mdcowboy, Grammar Nazi of the Third Reich (talk) 20:05, March 27, 2014 (UTC)

We no longer use them. Check out the rules for more information or the navigation bar for the new way of hands-free managing the Article Listing. ClericofMadness (talk)

I would like to report a user by the name of SOMEGUY123.. I spent all day writing my first creepy pasta and I was very proud of it and this person deleted it and I am unsure why. I cannot seem to get my page back. If you know of a way I can get my story back please let me know..

CreepyWolfie (talk) 10:18, April 6, 2014 (UTC) CreepyWolfie

Please disregard my previous message. I am new here and did not realize that SOMEGUY123 is a mod or something like that. I apologize for bothering you but could you at least tell me of a way I could get my story back? :c

CreepyWolfie (talk) 11:06, April 6, 2014 (UTC)CreepyWolfie

Food Category?
hey, Cleric, can you please make a "food" category? there are tons of pastas involving/about food, so i think itll be a great idea!



RockFallsEveryoneDies (talk) 20:30, April 6, 2014 (UTC)Hey, I'm that guy!

An Inquiry
Hi. So I got a message from you about creating categories that are not on the Genre Listing. I'm sure that I didn't make up any new category so far, at least according to my contributions page. If I did, I would like to know what is it that I made up just so I don't do it again. Thanks.(For what I remember, the only recent categories I've added are ghosts and places, which are both existing categories already..)

Or is it a message sent to everyone on this wiki? If it is, then I'm sorry for bothering you. I hope to hear a reply, if just for the peace of mind.

MonochromeSaya96 (talk) 15:23, April 8, 2014 (UTC)

That would be my fault. Sorry. ClericofMadness (talk) 20:47, April 8, 2014 (UTC)

Hello Cleric.

I am a little confused as to why my new creepypasta "Below the Bath" has been blacklisted. Is there a way to get round this?

Many thanks, Elliot

Elliot Cowling (talk) 15:22, April 14, 2014 (UTC)

I'm new and I have an issue HELP!
Hi, I'm a new member of this wikia and I had just written a story about 'Cleverbot'. When I tried to post it, it said I had used blacklisted themes and need to talk to you about it. Could you help me or at least tell me what I did wrong?

Thanks

Emilydooley3 (talk) 16:26, April 14, 2014 (UTC)

About my creepypasta page
Hello um..Mr. Head of the Admins,

I'm InsaneSilverDeath and I tried to post a Creepypasta page and it wouldn't work. I named it "Poisoned Chocolate" but it wouldn't post. It said that I needed to contact a admin so I came to you. Do you know how to fix this? Thank you for your help!

InsaneSilverDeath (talk)

Article Listing
Dear ClericOfMadness,

Where did the article listing go? I want to upload my pasta but I'm scared of getting a ban.

Loob88 (talk) 15:37, April 21, 2014 (UTC)Loob88

We no longer have it as we no longer use it. Upload away. The new thingy we have is automatic. ClericofMadness (talk)

Anthology Wiki 2 Title
Hey, about the Anthology Wiki book 2 or something, I'm sorry i can't remember the full name, but I thought of a title for it.

No More Sleep For You

Do you think it's alright to add this to the poll or is it too late? Thanks for reading this.

Sakiyuuki (talk) 14:17, April 27, 2014 (UTC) Sakiyuuki

Doing so would completely reset the poll. ClericofMadness (talk) 16:42, April 27, 2014 (UTC)

Adding a new category
Hey, I'm working on some of the uncategorized stories (to give them a rightful category) and am now thinking of possible categories to add to the genre listing.

I was thinking of maybe a category like "home invasion" or something similar to that. (You can prolly think of a better way to put it.) It can be either an invasion by people or a supernatural force. (It could specifically be limited to people entering a house if you think the category could get bloated.

A few possible examples of stories that fit into this category (Some I've even done):

Don't Know You from Adam, The Scariest Thing to Me, Who's in the Bathroom?, The Reflection (The Stranger), Licking, Lightning, Aren't You Glad You Didn't Turn the Light On?, The Hole In The Wall, She Found Her Way Into My Home, Skype, La Nuit, Penpal

No real rush,

EmpyrealInvective (talk) 19:56, April 28, 2014 (UTC)

Chat mod inquiry
hi Cleric, I was wondering if I could apply for chat moderator, since I have been around for 7 months and have been active for a while, and I have 569 edits as of writing this. I was also told to do this app on your talk page, so if I am mistaken then I apologize. I also know the wiki naming conventions- Jeff the Killer not Jeff The Killer Luigifan100 (talk) 22:04, April 30, 2014 (UTC)

Titles
I noticed that the one thread had been closed, so I thought I'd post this here. Earlier today I realized that no matter what the compilation winds up being called, the title is still likely to be better than the ones Muammar el-Qaddafi gave his books. He had three or four collections of short stories. According to this book of stupid political quotes that I have, one was called Escape to Hell and Other Stories (which contained the quote, “Is death male or female? Only God knows”) and another was called The Village, the Village, the Earth, the Earth, and the Suicide of the Astronaut. Yes, when you’re a dictator, you can name your books whatever you want and have them become best-sellers - until it all comes crashing down and you find out for yourself if death is male, female, hermaphroditic, or genderless. Yikes. Raidra (talk) 02:07, May 4, 2014 (UTC)

my page wont be published. I believe I didn't blacklist.

Finished
Finished your avatar: http://i.imgur.com/VsyBB9p.png If you don't like anything, let me know and I can edit it / start over. It was fun to draw. Ecuinach (talk) 16:31, May 5, 2014 (UTC)Ecuinach

Question regarding Marking for review
A question I have regarding editing  certain pages and marking them for review. It seems as if when I mark a page for review, after I select to publish, I always get either one of two messages. Either they say that the page cannot be posted because it contains aa balcklisted subject, which just confuses me because it is not my page and I  am simply making an edit. The other one says that trying to submit the page is harmful. Again I don't really understand these seeing as how it treats them as though they were my submissions. I have been able to sucessfully mark a page for review in the past without any issues. I don't know if this is suppossed to be some type of protctive measure to keep people from spamming deletion or review requests or if it just comes due to my general unfamiliarity with the way the site works. I will say I am just a regular user at this point and I don't know if the ability to mark a page for review is something that is intended mostly for the mods. Either way I would like to recieve a response to this as I am finding myself rather confused. Thanks for reading.Iyamtebist (talk) 17:45, May 5, 2014 (UTC)

Eagle7377's Application
Hi, you probably get this a lot but I feel I should be an admin.

I may not be the best of people. I am not a brilliant writer. But I think that I should be and admin because I feel that a 'new' admin is required. This isn't an insult but, as human nature is, we tend to forget what it was like 'before' the promotion. So please consider me.

Eagle7377 (talk) 18:49, November 12, 2014 (UTC)

BelowXero's application
I sincerely feel that I should be an Admin on this site. Unless I'm blind, I've noticed a lot of admins have been a little "lazy". I come on during any possible oppertunity and love hanging around the Marked for Review category. I WANT to be an Admin because I enjoy editing articles on here and Admin powers would give me the ability to "take care" of pastas when others don't/can't get to them.

Experience:
 * I have a semi-high edit count with most being on articles (most likely not enough, sorry)
 * I have been on the site for the required six months
 * I am acquainted with site rules including mod and admin rules.
 * I've spent numerous amounts of time browsing Marked for Review and new pastas.
 * I spend a lot of my spare time on chat, just incase there's no mods on...

Medical/disease category?
I was wondering if there could be a medical or disease sub category under the science one. Tangletalon38 (talk) 23:21, May 13, 2014 (UTC)Tangletalon38

i have a request i have been experiencing some trouble with a chat moderator he is very strict yet breaks his own rules  could you please do something aout this thank you and have a great day

Lonley Pikachu (talk) 15:30, May 14, 2014 (UTC)Lonley_Pikachu

Hi, I'm attempting to write a creepypasta and the system believes i am using plagirized material. I'm creating a pasta about pokemon, but it's quite different from any of the other ones i've read. Here it is

Hi. I'm posting here because I heard this place is good to share weird experiences? So, I really like pokemon. I have almost all of the games. I've only recently obtained Pokemon Y and it's going great. Something weird happened in my Pokemon White 2 game, once. I bought the game from Gamestop, completely brand new. No visible edits to the little cartridge. I beat the game in a week and decided to hunt for shiny pokemon. If you're not aware, shiny pokemon are basically... different color sets for a pokemon. They're extremely rare, and very sought after. I started by going into the first route in the game to try and find a shiny Lillipup.

I tried for at least an hour before I was getting frustrated and was getting ready to quit. However, the next Lillipup I happened to encounter was a shiny. Well, it wasn't a normal shiny. Instead of having the slightly yellow face-fur, it was a deep blue color. The body fur was also slightly different, but I couldn't pin-point exactly what was wrong. It was as if I was seeing a tiny, tiny error in the game. I had no screenshot equipment with me on the time, so sorry, I couldn't get any footage. Well, since it looked very different, I threw a quick ball and caught it. The ball didn't shake, it was instantly caught with no protest. I nicknamed the odd pokemon 'Squeaky' and it was put into my PC.

The Lillipup, or uh, Squeaky, had no special moves. In fact, it had only one move. Last Resort. This was very odd, so I gave Squeaky some TMs and HMs but did not delete Last Resort. It seemed like a very interesting that a level 2 Lillipup could somehow have Last Resort, so I didn't want to disrupt it. I also noticed that instead of having a red star near its markings, it had nothing. It was obviously different, but if wasn't shiny, what was it? I got a few rare candies to level it up and went into battle with it.

To my surprise, Squeaky's TM/HM moves were gone and replaced by "Revenge", "Shadow Sneak", and "Destiny Bond". Very odd, but well, quite interesting. I didn't mind because they were mostly good moves. I was grinding on the random pansages and mincinnos in the forest when by bad luck or sheer stupidity, Squeaky fainted. 'No big deal,' I thought, 'He's fine.' I went to the nearest pokecenter and healed Squeaky. When I checked on Squeaky, his older moves were gone, and the only move left was not even a move. It was a jumble of letters and symbols. In the mess of it all I could make out the words "please", and what looked like "release". It had to have been a glitch. I continued to train Squeaky.

After he became level 15, something happened. He was evolving early. The evolution screen started up. The text said something to the effect of "Squeaky is being released. Goodbye, Squeaky!" Released? What? I rapidly pressed B as I did not want to lose this special Lillipup. After many clicks, the music stopped and the sprite vanished. The text now said, "Squeaky wants to be released. Release Squeaky?" Obviously I selected no, and a high pitched version of Lillipup's cry came out. "Squeaky wants to be released. Release SQUEAKY" There was no more question mark, like it was insisting I let him go. I pressed no once again. The screen stopped, and the Lillipup reappeared. It was now completely dark blue. The text appeared again at the bottom, this time saying only "SQ". Enough was enough, and I said no. The Lillipup sprite started to separate and distort as if it was being violently deleted from existence. When it was completely gone, the text now said, "Squeaky has been released. Squeaky has been released. Squeaky has been R" The sentence had just cut off there. It returned me to the game and I was completely disappointed to find Squeaky gone.

I tried searching for more pokemon like Squeaky. Special kinds of shinies, if you will. So far, I haven't been able to find any more like that Lillipup. I'm assuming that the 'special shinies' are only in very early copies of the game, because to my knowledge, no one else has seen or caught one.

Please let me know if this story has been done before.

Virelen (talk) 02:05, May 15, 2014 (UTC)Virelen

Drakon X (talk) 21:13, May 15, 2014 (UTC)

HI, i'm editing a creepypasta and it's not letting me publish because of some blacklist and ILLIGAL characters problem, could you help me out?

Drakon X

Hey there! My son is trying to post a story called Pokemon Lost Silver: The Full Story, however, when we attempted to publish it, it told us it contained blacklisted content. Do you have a FAQ or guidelines posted so that we can better understand why it was blacklisted? Or, if I sent you the text, would you be able to tell me?

You may contact me at benzillascrapping@gmail.com

Best Regards,

NightSlasher324 (talk) 00:19, May 16, 2014 (UTC)Michelle Roudebush, mother of NightSlasher324

Really Dude?
Hello cleric i am messaging you because you have been really rude to me via message. the least thing you could do is give me constructive criticism but no you are plain rude to me saying i would get a F in english class. i mean seriously you could have told me why it got deleted without being a ****. I swear  i cant post anything without getting rained on by you who criticizes me about a STORY that doesnt make you money at all so why delete it? i wasted over 5 hours making these and your justa **** about it. Forget it dude if you want people to llok up to you you have to be a good role model not a mean person

Childish Galaxy (talk) 02:44, May 23, 2014 (UTC)

Dang, you have a lot of badges!

Fuzzy Strider Fluff (talk) 13:45, May 23, 2014 (UTC)

Look, Childish Galaxy. He may of insulted you, but you need to talk it out, without sounding like a psycotic maniac. And Cleric if you did say that, I think you should of explained what was wrong WITHOUT insulting him.

Eagle7377 (talk) 18:53, November 12, 2014 (UTC)

Re:
It's a joke, they requested to be banned iirc for an account switch.  Lil' Miss Rarity (message) &bull; Saturday, May 24th 2014, 12:57 I spent a lot of time working on my creepypasta. I put it under computers and internet. I tried to post it but I said “the page I was posting contained blacklisted themes”. What does that mean? Please help

An issue regarding a stolen character
Hello ClericofMadness.

I'm writing on behalf of a friend who is too upset to make an account to deal with this personally.

I would like to ask if you can take down the "Dingo The Wolf" creepypasta.

The reasons, is that the character and art used (for the youtube video reading), belongs to a friend of mine, and is being used without her permission. Dingothewolf is also my friends username on various sites, like tumblr and deviantArt.

She's deeply upset to see her character used for something like this. I decided to get an account here, primarily to talk to you about putting it down.

Putting it down, or editing it myself is not for me to do, as I am not admin of this site. I made a comment on it, to let people know about the character being stolen, and to let the poster know that I will be reporting this. I kept it short, and as respectful as I could.

This incident also falls under breaking forum rules, as your rules states If you are in need of more information, I will be happy to provide it, be it screenshots from my friend's dA account, or other.
 * 1) Please give credit to your submissions, when you know it. (There is no credit as to whom the OC actually belongs to)
 * 2) OC (Original Content) is allowed. OC means: Stories or Images, that you made yourself. Please note in your article that it's OC. Before writing and posting a story, read How to Write Creepypasta  (This explains itself, in that it didn't mention that it was original content, nor where the OC came from. The story might be fabricated by the poster, but relies heavily on characteristics from my friend's characters, in ways of behaviour, causing the OC to be a mix of two of her OCs.)

The character was created in 2008/2009, whilst this creepypasta was created in September of last year.

I hope I have made a fair case, without rambling on for too long. Thank you very much for your attention.

Sincerily,

RaspberryBlues, a.k.a  Keali from deviantArt/tumblr

RaspberryBlues (talk) 20:13, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

Tau EpsilonTau Epsilon (talk) 02:45, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

Erm excuse me... could you maybe take a look at my page and see what I did wrong? I am kinda new and I did read up on alotta stuff but I can't for the life of me figure out what I did wrong. help would be appreciated :D

grumble grumble
Oh goody, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651285/ANOTHER-knife-attack-linked-Slender-Man-Mother-claims-disturbed-daughter-13-stabbed-obsessed-creepy-horror-character.html another one

Boo

Hello, ClericofMadness.

I'd like you to check over my creepypasta for me :)

Here is the link: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:326763

i got your measage but did not understand it could you put it in laymans terms i am not sure what

Jeff the killer has to do with my idae for a story about a slander man mod for the Sims 3

was asking if it was ok to post the story if i was to wirte it

Zebaroth (talk) 06:35, June 13, 2014 (UTC)

ActualOranges on adding a category
Horror mysteries are always fun, yet we don't seem to have a category for that. Could we add a 'Mystery' category?ActualOranges (talk) 20:16, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

Category idea
I was reading 09/17/10 and it got me thinking. A Crime category.

Pastas under the 'Crime' category would basically have anything illegal that isn't supernatural, or the situation is illegal and non-supernatural enough for the cops to get involved. Murder, kidnapping, snuff films, drugs, that kind of stuff. Some pastas that could fit into the Crime category: The Happy Appy series , Dating Game , Claudia , 1999 , Where Bad Kids Go. Jeff the Killer probably wouldn't because it's too obvious, and because it's borderline-supernatural.

Neonyanderehotdogz (talk) 00:23, June 17, 2014 (UTC)

Hey cleric, why was i banned? I was joking around with devin and you banned me? also how long is the ban?  I AIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!    -gradonic  08:45, June 18, 2014 (UTC)

Religion Category?
I think a Religion category would be great. I know you already have Demons/Devil and Gods/Deities, but I don't think they cover the Religion category to the fullest. Like, what if you wanted to write a Pasta about a cult in which members commit suicide? Or a Pasta about religious extremists who kill people in the name of God/Allah/Shiva/Atheismo/The Flying Spaghetti Monster/Whoever they worship? Or perhaps a Pasta about the Biblical Apocalypse?

The Sane Psycho (talk) 06:03, June 21, 2014 (UTC)The Sane Psycho

About the NSFW prompts/warnings before reading
I'm not sure if this question has already been asked - is it necessary to have the warnings everytime I want to read something from the NSFW section? Is there a way to bypass this warning. I am older than seventeen years of age and wouldn't mind putting the birth-year if I have to. (Also, if this a stupid question and does have an answer, please do tell) Ares Mars (talk) 08:23, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

hello there

while i was one the chat a mod named  "YesterdaysHyperdrive" said that the term queer was an insulting slur. as a queer man i complained and aske how the widely accepted term was an insult. this resulted in him saying: a queer man getting banned for complaning about his own sexuality being labeled a slur is something insane.
 * i'm going to make it clear to you ghostwriter.
 * 4:41 YesterdaysHyperdrive you say one more damn thing about that shit
 * and you're getting a 2 hour ban

i saked for an email to complain to and got none so i rcked it and ended up here. hope this is the right place and you under stand where i am coming frim unlike him.

New catagory
I was thinking that maybe you guys could add a catagory for certain holidays maybe. And another catagory for things that people fear (phobias,fears ETC). I believe that to be all.Insanity God (talk) 00:27, June 28, 2014 (UTC)

Insanity God's Application
I think i would like to be an admin mainly to help others. I'm not new to creepypasta but I just made an account today. I dont really like to see people getting trolled in comments and I would try not to let it happen. Other than that I cant think of anything else. I mainly just want to help out around the creepypasta wiki and make it better and more fun for others. thank you for taking it into consideration.

Questions
hello. I was wondering if i could ask some questions? please notify me.Insanity God (talk) 00:26, June 28, 2014 (UTC)

Occult Category
After reading your "I am" I now hate you. I lost. Are you happy?

Aside from that, I keep running into the fact that there is no "Occult" category. I don't know how many people would actually use it, but for my past three or so pastas I find that the lack of an Occult category to be a little upsetting.

And then everyone was got. The end. (talk) 03:20, June 30, 2014 (UTC)

P.S. I still hate you for the whole game thing. It will never go away and I will always reply with a little malice in my text.

New Catigory: Ancient Legends
hi i was wondering if you could make a catigory called ancient legends, i haven't seen one, and i was wondering if there was one or if you could make one, but i'm wanting to get the medal, but if this is the way tell me, if not, just tell me how. also if there is a catigory called ancient legends tell me. (you should know i'm not the best of spellers)

Dragonlord247 (talk) 21:54, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

Dragonlord247

ATTN: Admins/Bureaucrats
Hello. I am EchoFourDelta, a senior staff member of the SCP Foundation wiki site. There's a matter of copyright and attribution I'd like to speak with you or any of the available admins/bureaucrats about, specifically relating to the content found on the page http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/SCP-173_%22The_Sculpture%22.

This material falls under the CC-BY-SA 3.0 license, and requires that attribution to its source be made; it currently does not meet these guidelines.

An easily-readable version of the license can be found here, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ and the full details of the license is available here http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/legalcode.

As an aside, it's also an apparent violation of your own community's guidelines regarding plagiarism and SCP content.

I'd appreciate it if you got into contact with me, and I'd be happy to lend any assistance I can in helping you comply with this license if you have any questions. I can be contacted on the SynIRC IRC network under the username Echo or EchoFourDelta, and I'm available for contact on Wikidot's private messaging system under EchoFourDelta. If you have any difficulty in reaching me there, feel free to ask here, and I'll do my best to try and assist to you either get on a more practical means of communication or answer any questions you might have.

EchoFourDelta, SCP Wiki Staff

Help?
(I am not super versed at this who publishing thing yet, so if I mess up on my signature and shit, excuse the idiocy xD)

Hey, you edited my earlier post entitled What is Fear.

No complaints, but for some odd reason, the post seems.... reluctant to allow me the ability to edit the Summary. Maybe it's too long? Maybe illegal characters? Question and request:

How might I mend this problem, and if I cannot would you mind editing this into the summary for me (Making your own touches to it to make it work is fine, as long as the general point is gotten across.)

"Fear causes one to act irrationally, to others eyes. but what one sees, may not easily say the same."

Thank you for reading, reply if you deem it necessary.

--Idemona (talk) 13:03, July 25, 2014 (UTC)

Reporting bully on site
Hi, I'm not a normal user here, but I would like to report the user User:SuperShepherd52, a semi–regular here, for recent cyberbullying vandalism he committed on a personal site of mine, the nature of which confirms him to be in league with an insidious ring of bullies that has been severely harassing me for some time. Please help discipline him, possibly by deleting any content he has contributed. Moleman 9000'' 00:12, August 1, 2014 (UTC)

Dear Master of all nightmares.

Wikia Help
I'm working on my wikia and was hoping you could tell me how to add a chat page and possibly any other necessities that should be taken care of? The sooner the better right? Thanks.

BelowXero (talk) 02:43, August 10, 2014 (UTC)BelowXero


 * I'm not Cleric, but I (and many others) would be happy to help. The Chat feature is a wiki feature that can be enabled by going to the Admin Dashboard and then clicking on Wiki Features. Blogs, comments, forums, and achievements are also features that can be added from this panel, among others. If you'd like more help, drop by my talk page. I'm pretty sure there's also a wiki out there specifically for helping new wiki owners. Xelrog T. Apocalypse 14:24, August 22, 2014 (UTC)

Freepasta Wiki
I've been talking with Callie and Skelly about this matter, but haven't been able to elicit a response from the latter lately. He's about the most active bureaucrat on all the network wikis, but if I can't get ahold of him, you seemed like an apt person to come to, Cleric.

Basically, there's been a long-running joke about the possibility of a "Spinpasta 2" wiki where subjects blacklisted on Spinpasta would go. That in and of itself... wouldn't make much of a wiki. After discussing with the community and working out some details, as well as the blood, sweat, and tears of actually putting the thing together, the idea evolved into what is now Freepasta. What this wiki is is essentially an anarchist CPW; a testing ground for new authors who might not feel ready to dive into CPW or SPW yet; a pastebin for blacklisted subjects or pasta backups; or just a place for users from CPW, SPW, and TPW to come together. However you may want to look at it. It's a wiki without blacklists or Quality Standards, the trade-off being a somewhat weaker community. But still, a niche worth filling.

Callie seemed behind the idea, and Skel stated that it could become a network member if it managed to garner a community. After a little advertising on SPW, it's gained several articles and a few regular users, but I feel its growth is extremely limited without any endorsement from the network. Thus, I'm asking your opinion about adding it to the hub as a member of the creepypasta wiki network. The wiki itself has been modeled after CPW and SPW in terms of design, features, and site infrastructure. Would you be willing to add it to the hub? Do you think it's unnecessary, or that there's more to be done before that happens? Is this something that should be discussed on the network staff wiki? I would have brought it up there rather than coming to you if not for the fact that the staff wiki is... well, not the most active in the world. Xelrog T. Apocalypse 14:24, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
 * This should be voted on. Spinpasta caters to spinoff stories; some decent, some not, much like this site (but on a much smaller scale). Trollpasta exists for some laughs and the readers/writers that go there know that. The site you're talking about sounds like it's going to collect garbage; especially if it starts getting somewhat of a community. Sure, some people might feel intimidated to post stories on here or SPW. We have a Writer's Workshop for those people, and it has produced a lot of positive results for said aspiring authors. People don't want their material on a half-assed "anything goes" literature wiki. They want their stuff on the sites that matter. The ones they know readers will take their work seriously, i.e. here and SPW.


 * That being said, are we sure we want this site to be associated with a site like that? My personal view is "no", but as I said, we should get a community vote on this. Mystreve (talk) 16:59, August 22, 2014 (UTC)


 * Where would you suggest such a vote be held? It would seem rather unfair to have it here on this wiki. Unless perhaps it were also announced and linked to on SPW and TPW. I'm not opposed to a vote, but if it is going to happen then I think any arguments should be saved for such a thread. Cleric, your thoughts? Xelrog T. Apocalypse 14:28, August 23, 2014 (UTC)

Then who was phone girl
On panel 6 of the visual dramatization section of THEN WHO WAS PHONE, who was the girl and what did she look like?

Stuff
Oh did I tug a heart string? Because it seems like you are pretty mad bro.

But in all honesty are you actually able to contact all of the site admins when you need them? Because from past experience that is a big ol' no. Have you ever had a meeting with the site admins because we sure as fuck have never had one in the past. And since everyone looks up to you as the god of the wiki it falls upon you to get everyone together and fucking sort this shit out. Of course you could do it on chat save for the fact that you rarely come to the site except when something "big" is happening.

Look at the wiki and look at it's administrators and look at how they never really interact or talk about issues on the site. There is little to no coordination at all and you're partly to blame for it. This site is run by 14 different admins all off in their corner eating glue. But not once has their been a glue potluck in the center of the room where they are forced to actually interact and discuss the site issues of which there are plenty.

Now let's get down to me and why I suck. When I started out I was a pretty good editor and you cannot deny that. I would patrol the new submissions for content violations and typos and then sort each entry into proper categories. Fast forward to adminship, I did the same thing for quite a while until I started noticing things wrong with the site that could be patched up. Usually I would just fix it myself until people suddenly started having an issue with me not telling anyone about the patches (even though it never really effected them). So I went to the forums and proposed shit (here is where things started going wrong). This is where I learned about how slow and indecisive the community is as it took about a week and a half to pass a thread that would even allow me to clean the shit out of the forums. After a good month or two of shitty community responses (the people here that act like they are involved with the site are about as useless as a sack of potatoes) I decided to go back to patching shit and telling you and the admins about what I was doing (but low and behold Cleric could never be bothered to actually visit his site). And from there it was basically fuck everyone else and their passive aggressive bureaucratic bullshit which lead to countless hours of headbanging and nothing getting done. TL;DR Maria is an abusive bitch.

Now let's get to you. You do nothing, you are never here, you are never informed because you are never here, and you never make any attempts to understand what has happened since you were last here. Contacting you (no matter how easy you make it seem) is always a failed en-devour. TL;DR if you are going to bitch about the condition of things you should at least make a half assed attempt to be involved with the site.

End rant.

Shining-Armor ( talk ) 06:43, September 21, 2014 (UTC)


 * Hey Cleric I have some things I'd like to discuss with you. If you could meet me on Community Central for a little chat it'd be much appreciated. Shining-Armor  ( talk ) 00:56, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

I can't believe you deleted Jeff The Killer
I can't believe that you deleted Jeff The Killer. It was a fucking classic.

Bill Cipher The Dream Demon (talk) 21:07, September 21, 2014 (UTC)


 * Cleric was actually against the deletion, however, the community voted and what's done is done.  Z mario  21:09, September 21, 2014 (UTC)

i dont know if your the creepy pasta wiki staff but was trying to send one in the title is called "Don't you see it?" its saying i cant post and worked very hard on it plz get back to me or help me out soon as possible.

Hey I'm sorry if this is an inconvinence to you but I was wondering if the Vote on The theme was still going on. If it is for some reason I cant put my vote in. Or do I just tell you here? Idk. Anyway if you can get back to me sometime I'd appreciate it. CheersSkydropshasfallen (talk) 20:31, October 4, 2014 (UTC)

Calling All Costume Judges
So just so we can start to figure things out while we have two weeks before I create the page and open up submissions, I'm wondering how we should do the judging for the costume contest. I have a few ideas, but could always use feedback/better ideas.

I was thinking possibly that each judge could select one or two costume submissions and then we could have a community poll to decide the best costume or we could have the community nominate the costumes and then the six judges could chose the top costume. I'm still trying to think of better ways to do this and could always use help on this front. Lemme know what you think. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:52, October 7, 2014 (UTC)

ATMYHOUSEIMKINGS blurb
There are so many bronys on this wikia, but no my little pony category anymore for what ever reason, only small isolated pockets like cupcakes being under NSFW or half-baked suncakes under lost epicode. But my point is that if it would not be to much trouble to add mlp back on it would be great. Or if not at least give a reason. (ATMYHOUSEIMKING (talk) 22:03, October 18, 2014 (UTC))

Not enough stories to warrant a category. ClericofMadness (talk) 23:32, October 18, 2014 (UTC)

DaddyXan's humble request
Hey, can I get my page unprotected since I no longer have those privileges?

Thanks, man

XanCrews 03:58, October 26, 2014 (UTC)


 * Ninja'd! EmpyrealInvective (talk) 04:02, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
 * Pfft lookat the noob son.  ClericofMadness (talk) 05:23, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
 * Sheeiiit.... UnkieClurk got schooled son! XanCrews 06:11, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
 * I've been shamed... EmpyrealInvective (talk) 11:34, October 26, 2014 (UTC)

Hey. I hope I'm conatcting the right guy for this. Anyway, I wrote a creepypasta and tried to publish it, but it keeps giving me "the modification you tried to make was aborted by an extention hook." My pasta isn't a lost episode, haunted game, or any other banned genre story, so it shouldn't trigger the spam filter. Can you please help?

Burnandbleed (talk) 20:05, October 26, 2014 (UTC)

The Time Has Come
Submissions for the costume contest are now closed and voting can begin. We will be doing a community poll and the winner will receive one vote. Additionally each judge gets one vote. So in total, there will be seven votes. (Six judges + one community nomination.) To vote, simply post a comment here with your reasons for selecting that entry. The voting for the poll will close Nov. 6th, so please submit your costume selection before that date. Thanks for helping out.

EmpyrealInvective (talk) 17:29, November 2, 2014 (UTC)

>CoughClericFanArtCough<
Greetings Cleric,

During the Wiki's costume contest, you subtly requested that I create some fan art for you. The only point of reference I had was the mysterious symbols scattered about your profile page. I decided that you do not need any more pictures, what you need is a movie. I've taken the liberty of crafting a 3D animated short film in dedication to you. I've attached it below, please enjoy, and make sure you have your sound up ;)

Side-Note: This video is more fun to watch while under the influence of alcohol and/or substantial amounts of coffee.



Tyberzannisultra (talk) 23:11, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

All of the thumbs (or thumb-analogs) up! <3 this! ClericofMadness (talk) 00:17, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Thank you, kind sir

Tyberzannisultra (talk) 00:24, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Well, I might as well say this now.
ChaoZ has already told you. So just know that all this was brought on by my actions, and I am fully willing to take whatever repercussions you wish to give out to me. And me alone.

Until then, well, I'll stand my ground. If you want to speak with me, you know where I will be, Cleric.

Nihilus Nix Naught (talk) 21:12, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Mods
I am sorry to bother you, but I assume you have contact to all of the staff. Currently the chat is without mods. I beleive the ones that were on had been afk when the chat crashed for a sec. I figured if someone could drag a mod to the chat, it would be you.

Thanks! Spicy Squirrelz - Your Senpai 17:52, November 12, 2014 (UTC)

'''WEAVER TO THE RESCUE! HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS! '''

Nihilus Nix Naught (talk) 17:55, November 12, 2014 (UTC)

Please, explain this.



Sifenchar (talk) 20:55, November 12, 2014 (UTC)Sifenchar

Category Suggestion: Lineage
Good day, ClericofMadness. I have noticed that in the genre listings, there is no "lineage" or "bloodlines". What I mean with "lineage" is that the pastas or stories that features some special families (or bloodlines) with supernatural gifts, notable body parts like a powerful eye, curse/gift that affects generations of a certain blood, and/or terrifying/nightmarish characteristics (physical, mental and emotional). Anything of significant heredity.

I am fascinated by that kind of genre. However, I have not yet found any pastas that can be categorized with "lineages/bloodlines".

'Tis category is what I suggest to you.

Thank you very much.

Hikage Makoru (talk) 22:53, November 14, 2014 (UTC)


 * Sorry, but this category seems like it can be subsumed into "beings" without any issue and the lack of stories that you can suggest does not bode well for it. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 23:33, November 14, 2014 (UTC)


 * Very well, the clarity is appreciated. I'm still looking for any pastas that befall under such subcategory. Thanks for the thought, EmpyrealInvective
 * Hikage Makoru (talk) 17:40, November 15, 2014 (UTC)

Close Rollback app
Hey, you seemed like the best person to talk to 'bout this. I feel that my Rollback application should be closed. It has gotten nowhere in the two weeks that it's been open, and I've began doubting the need to be a Rollback. I've made little meaningful contributions, mainly just forum edits, and doubt that Rollbacking will get me very far. I do, however, plan to begin making more article edits. Just searching the M4R hasn't done me much. I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Thank you for your time.

User:BelowXero 15:26, November 19, 2014 (UTC)Frozen Reaper

please unban me, I was new
Thespaz (talk) 13:21, November 22, 2014 (UTC)hello, i see you are an admin, so can you please unban me from chats? i am new, and some people got annoyed and band me on my first night. u seem experienced on this site, and i think that i deserve a reconsideration. i promise i wont ever have to ask you this again if you un ban, so please let me chat again.

Is there a category regarding Mental Illnesses?
Hello ClericoofMadness!

I hope this message finds you well- I just had a quick question in regards to a forum topic. Is there one for mental disorders? I have a short Creepypasta I would like to post that's gotten some good reviews on the CreepyPastanetwork.com, but am unable to find the same category here. :/

Have a great night~ <3

Do11ie. Fall3nD011 (talk) 06:36, November 25, 2014 (UTC)

hello i saw your post about the chat and i must say it was truely inspiring to see someone who actually cares about the chat and the wiki in general (608673 (talk) 17:27, November 28, 2014 (UTC))

Thank You
I would just like to say "thank you" for working on revamping the chat system. I have no hard feelings about the past, and I am glad to see that you're stepping up to the plate and putting people in their place. As I stated before, I myself am a head admin of another wiki (one that is not on Wikia, that is), so I understand and appreciate your efforts. Being a leader isn't always easy, but you certainly must put your foot down when it is required.

Now don't take this as an attempt to gain favor. I'm busy enough with my other projects and have no interest in anything more than reading and the occasional passive editing here. However, I do enjoy browsing this site in what little free time I have, and I can definitely appreciate someone making the effort to make things better and more user-friendly. From one leader to another, I salute you, sir. Don't forget that sometimes you must make unpopular decisions, but as long as they're in the best interest of the site and the community, everyone will learn to live with them. Keep up the good work.Justin ZW (talk) 01:37, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

Mods
As of about 5 minutes ago, I nuked all the mods per your recent thread. I (and all the other crats and admins) would like your input on the new thread Skelly made on our other wiki. The sooner the better. Thanks. Mystreve (talk) 20:07, December 1, 2014 (UTC)

Reporting, from one admin to another
Hello, I'm an admin of the Candle Cove wiki. There seems to be a problem.

A user on this wiki going by Thadesoben has decided to claim to have created the character on the Candle Cove wiki.

Just one tiny problem...

HE DIDN'T

I CREATED THE THADE SOBEN PAGE MYSELF





THIS USER HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CHARACTER OTHER THAN STEALING THE NAME AND CREDIT

One of the other Candle Cove wiki admins has identified him as a troll who not only dislikes our wiki, but is actively trying to ruin it's reputation.

Thade Soben was around before he even had an account.

This kind of lying and attacking other wikis can not be allowed to happen.

He is actively taking credit for someone else's work, which, as we both know, is against the wiki's rules.

I've checked, and it appears you've already banned him (THANK YOU), but there are already people who believe him, who have decided to bother our wiki and try to make us take the page down.

I have left a response to his comment on the Candle Cove page so anyone who sees it will know he is lying, but I'm worried that might not be enough. Could you please bring his actions to attention so that the mistake will not be made again?

Please respond as soon as you can

PyroGothNerd (talk) 14:44, December 4, 2014 (UTC)

Thank You. PyroGothNerd (talk) 21:33, December 4, 2014 (UTC)

The Hat...what does it say?
Hey, it's Tyber. I don't want it to seem like I'm watching your profile every second of every day for the rest of your life (except I am) but I happened to notice your Madness symbol (the one I've become quite fond of) is now sporting a miniature head garment. The text on the hat in question; for the life of me I cannot make it out. What does it say?

Tyberzannisultra (talk) 23:21, December 5, 2014 (UTC)

https://40.media.tumblr.com/76d9f23c6d98d42939b4c636cad84145/tumblr_mgsy2fOdIh1rq8d9ro1_500.png ClericofMadness (talk) 02:10, December 6, 2014 (UTC)

Groovy

Tyberzannisultra (talk) 02:48, December 6, 2014 (UTC)

Hi. I've been on the wikias in general and this is one of them I remembered. When I found out they deleted Jeff and read why (upset that he tarnished the meaning of creepypasta, had many plot holes, and didn't seem creative enough),I was very happy to see you opposed to having him deleted, even though he was moved in the end. It was because of him and his main role in so many things like comics and literature that even though he was illogical, he was popular. And even though his story ended up not being off standards, he and his story and past will still be loved. I wanted to thank you for standing up for him. To me, he was a symbol of creepypasta. Daisiesclass (talk) 22:03, December 8, 2014 (UTC)

Creepypasta Community App
Hey Clerico,

Did you know that approximately half of the visits across Wikia are coming from mobile devices? To support that mobile traffic, Wikia is creating iOS and Android apps that focus exclusively on individual communities.

We are happy to inform you that the Creepypasta community has been selected to receive a dedicated community app. This means that you will have an app exclusively for your community that you, the admins, can curate!

Please see this help page that will explain how and where to manage your content in your community app, and also ways to promote your Community App on your own community.

If you have any questions about the Community App itself, how to manage content on it, or how to promote it, please write in to Special:Contact.

Thanks for being an exceptional community! Good luck with the app! Jamie (profile)•(talk)

Cleric I just found out I was banned from the chat and have a blog post but I have been gone from the wiki for a week so I would like to know why I'm banned or what happened while I was gone. --Trevor Philips 42 (talk) 04:34, December 18, 2014 (UTC) trevor Philips 42

Emoticons - IMPORTANT
BEFORE creating new emoticons please read the top of MediaWiki:Emoticons for instructions.

Thank you!

Shining-Armor ( talk ) 09:30, December 28, 2014 (UTC)

To be quite honest, I'm not entirely sure how to PM. I've always assumed that this was it.

Aeternum Nox (talk) 06:47, December 31, 2014 (UTC)

Response
It's not normally something people do. Which makes it all the more fun if you ask me. That being said it doesn't really inhibit a users ability to chat. That is unless of course you are using IE6 and would have to physically leave chat in order to open the link. In which case you are better off not using the chat anyway. With these new fancy high-tech browsamajigs they would open the link in a new tab, thus leaving the users ability to chat unchanged. After that all the user needs to do is log back in (praise the save log in credentials prompt on every. modern. browser.) so that is a one-click affair. All in all there is very little disruption to the actual user and again no reason for an instant ban from the chat. A warning would have sufficed, even a kick perhaps. But a ban... maybe a little gung-ho there soldier.

Not sure who said it first but I believe "practice what you preach" comes in to play here in regards to instant bans.

Any-hoo.

Good day/afternoon/evening/night/whatever to you sir/ma'am/xir/hir/etc.

Shining-Armor ( talk ) 06:56, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * I did not ban you.  I was clarifying the confusion you had.  ClericofMadness (talk) 06:59, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * Bruh, it's proper talk page etiquette to reply on the others talk page.


 * You should also indent your replies, makes it easier to read.


 * Next order of business. Does anyone on this site, excluding you, know how to leave a ban message? It seems like these people have never heard of such a thing.


 * I see Sev. kicked the bucket when it comes to being a mod. Shame really, he left without even leaving a ban notice ;~;. I really will miss my wittle pumpkin pie's signature beneath a glowing ban message.


 * Shining-Armor ( talk ) 07:10, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * "If you post an issue here, I will (most likely) reply to it HERE and not on your talk page. Doing it this way makes sure people see I answer questions and lets me remember what I have/have not answered. Please be aware of this fact. TL;DR: MAKE HEADERS, SIGN YOUR POSTS."
 * Also I don't indent because people don't know how to unindent and wind up meshing up their new posts onto replies. ClericofMadness (talk) 07:27, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * Technically I did not post an issue here. I posted the issue on Sev's talk page. To which you left a reply on mine and to which I left a reply here. Also I am pretty sure I understand how indenting works so you can go ahead and do it here.


 * Shining-Armor ( talk ) 07:30, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * Is this how indenting works, because if so, LEARNING. ClericofMadness (talk) 07:31, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * Yes, it is. And since the banning mod has been deep-6'd can I appeal the ban to you oh Head Admin? Just a heads up I don't do any of that "Yes Master, thank you Master" stuff. But what I can do is make you forget Shini if not for an hour or so ;)


 * Your faithful pony-thing Shining-Armor  ( talk ) 07:38, December 31, 2014 (UTC)


 * You only have an hour left on the 2 hour ban. Also nothing you do can make me forget about mai waifu, sorry.  I only have tentacle-eyes for her :3 ClericofMadness (talk) 07:41, December 31, 2014 (UTC)

(reset indent) Oh don't be that way Cleric honey. You know some of the wonders I can show you~ Who knows what new levels of Nirvana you can reach if you pull on the reins just a tad. bit. more? Your lover, Shini, she is not going to return anytime soon. Me thinks you should divert your heavenly eyes to something that could serve you a little better at the present.

Votre chère poney,

Shining-Armor <small style="color: #0c2845;">( talk ) 07:49, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
 * BRB. Getting more popcorn. Mystreve (talk) 13:09, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
 * Too early for popcorn, maybe a nice sipping whiskey? EmpyrealInvective (talk) 13:17, December 31, 2014 (UTC)

No, no, no; you have it all wrong. They say the best thing to do after is smoke a cigarette!

Tyberzannisultra (talk) 19:00, December 31, 2014 (UTC)

Hey cleric I'm sorry for swearing and being immature I would like to be unbanned if possible

{{Leatherdeath 2014-2014 -I'm sorry