User blog comment:Umbrello/Creepy Clown Epidemic/@comment-4849011-20161010005640

Dr. Frank and I were talking about this recently. There have been a few clown sightings in the Miami Valley (a collection of several counties in southwestern Ohio and southeastern Indiana), which is where I live. I don't think they'll come to my city, but I've started carrying around my cane sword more just in case. Earlier this evening I heard the doorbell. It turned out to be the lady next door, but as I went to see who it was I told Mom, "If it's a clown, I'm calling the police." Stephen King issued a statement about the clown crisis, and Stephen Colbert had his own take on the situation- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRPclHUooW4.