User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-30771515-20170208125402/@comment-25947144-20170208151339

12 times? Hell, you should've called me. Only women attempt suicide so much and fail. Me? Suicide is for pussies. I cut bits of my flesh slowly with a rusty knife, cauterize the wound and then eat the bits raw. Also, don't use my blandness as an excuse for your lack of inventivity. I can insult you in 37 different ways just for your name.