User blog comment:Helel ben Shahaar/Beloved Beer Blog/@comment-28266772-20170815101907

Like some of the others here I don't really drink. I can drink, and will drink when out, it's just I rarely go out. I'm not tee-total. It's just I'm not a drinker. Saying that, it's beer or lager but I have no magical fancy taste. I just drink the beer that is a) present b) not Carlsberg or Carling and c) it must never ever be light or low alc content beer. Preferably 5% or above. As someone who rarely drinks I recommend getting into lager and beer; it's a good habit to drink something that tastes like scrotum and which fills you up quickly. Every room has to have an idiot and if you're forced to drink slowly and consistently then it's much less likely to be you. Like I said, this advice mainly applies if, like me, you're not someone who regularly drinks, and you have a low tolerance.

Also, I'm not middle aged. I'm 25!