User blog:Prince(ss) Platinum/Quickpasta Day

Rules

 * Must be submitted by August 14 at 11:00 PM (UTC)
 * Must be two paragraphs with 5-7 sentences max.
 * Must be a registered user.

Prizes

 * The writer of the best one will receive a usertag.
 * Top three will be featured on the front page.
 * Top six will be featured on twitter.