User:ScrewYouDinkleberg

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Origin:ChapeistJames

Minecraft:jchape

Skype:james.the.chapeist

Steam:ChapeistJames

Useful links
Deletion Appeal - if you had your pasta being deleted and want to give it a second try.

Spinoff Appeal - if you had your pasta deleted for breaking the spinoff rules and want to give a second try.

Writer's Workshop - my personal choice. Put your pasta there to get reviews from users, and please put it there before posting your pasta as an article.

Blacklisted subjects - read this before thinking of making a creepypasta.

Site Rules - read them to avoid getting punished later.



Some things about me
Hi there,I'm just a random guy who enjoys reading creeepypastas and I want to create my own creepypastas as well. While I'm not a fan of horror stuff and reading is not my favorite activity to do, I enjoy reading creepypastas, especially good ones that don't take a decade to read the entire story. And as you might have noticed, I'm one of the rollbackers on this wiki.

If you want me to review your pasta, just leave a message on my talk page. Do not forget to do the basic procedures.

I LOVE THE J LETTER AND YOUNG CHAIRS! (And I hate the K letter. Back off old chairs!)

I am a terrible dancer, an ok designer and I kinda suck at singing. I can be also pretty annoying sometimes.

If you're wondering, I do enjoy playing videogames. I often play JRPGS and Racing games, and I only have old consoles, being the Wii my most advanced one.

Oh yeah, can't forget about musical tastes. I like anything, except rap and something that I call "eletronic boom", where the person sings normally, and then stops singing for a boring eletro part. This is a worse cliché than blood on creepypastas.



Avoid doing these things
- Don't go shouting "DINKLEBUHRG" all the way when I enter a chat; It's funny sometimes, but not every time I join.

- Don't complain when I criticize your work. You're not going to get anything good from me by crying like a baby.

- Feel free to comment my work, but don't put 9999999999/10 or "BEST SHIT EVAH!" on the comments. It's stupid and unrealistic.

- If you want to contact me by my talk page, don't post something unsigned or without a header. It's annoying and I can't identify who are you.

- Don't be a rebel on the forums or shit talk moderators/admins/ overall staff. I'm a rollbacker, and even though my "job" here is not as important as these, I feel sad when someone does that.

- Don't criticize me from my personal tastes, especially music. It's your problem if you don't like what I enjoy.

Chapeist people from this wiki
These people deserve the glory for being Chapeists!

BFF &lt;3



Empy :D

Honey Boo Boo's finger :D

I steal his wife every day XD

Dimba XD

A Luigi fan, for obvious reasons :)



My creepypastas
Some decent writing from me.

Hallucinations of an Artist - My first creepypasta to meet the quality standards, I think. So weird that I can't understand what the hell was I thinking when I published it.

A Figueira da Praça XV de Novembro - My first Monster creepypasta, written in Portuguese, with an English translation added. Based on a tourist point from my hometown, Florianópolis.

A Mulher do Cafezal - My second Portuguese creepypasta with an English translation added. Based on the coffee industry from a district near the city I'm living in nowadays.

Unreleased/Deleted pastas
Not everything you make is decent. All the available links redirects you to Trollpasta Wiki.

Running Up That Hill - My biggest one, yet one of the worst. Not published for not feeling like a pasta and laughable plot.

Hidden Mine - A story that has potential to be a decent creepypasta, but fails for some inconsistent plot and too many erros.

The 7 - This one is just horrible. Not worth explaining.

Violence - A horrible poem that I don't care about it anymore.

Politician's Hell - A broken mess. Maybe better than 7, but still, not worth explaining.