User blog comment:SnakeTongue237/How Tall Are You?/@comment-25569708-20160828010513/@comment-25024572-20160828030843

Also, speaking from experience, being short means you're the cute and tiny one among your group of friends. It's great.

By the way, of course I'd be the first to make a dick joke. Coming in first is a specialty of mine. It's also why I'm single. Or maybe it was something involving superheroes. But I digress.