Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-35295812-20180516145332/@comment-17660443-20180521163039

ChristianWallis wrote: "Oh what a bother!" Cried Toby Lee Rogers, When he woke up this morning alone.

"I've no one to play with, no one to lay with,

And I've already touched up my bone!"

So he sat upright with a crack of his back,

And ran to the nearest white screen.

"I'll go on the internet, and generate interest,

By being edgy and mean."

"By being a cock, and abusing a sock,

They'll never out-ban me!"

But the joke's on poor Roger, who made all the bother,

Clearly wanting to be seen.

We know all the signs and hand out the fines,

To those who think they're so smart.

But they come and they go,

These sad lonely trolls...

Their passing no more than a fart. A lovely poem, though I'm not sure if we even reached "edgy and mean" tier. It's more like "mildly irritating and kind of sad" tier.