Talk:Squidward's Suicide/@comment-24565609-20141019225502/@comment-8387112-20141021133643

So just because it's old it's totally ok to change tenses constantly, have no build up, ridiculous plotholes, etc etc.

But no, I'm an asshole for wanting a story to obey the most basic rules of English grammar and storytelling, I should take into account that it's one of the first creepypasta stories, that totally gives it a free pass against all legitimate criticism.