User blog comment:Raidra/Ernie Krueger/@comment-25226524-20160722003558

Interesting, but not nearly as good as my OC, Michael McMyers and his trusty shillelagh. A group of very rude teens stole his lucky charms. Little did they know the hell they would bring down on their very unlucky heads. Guinness Smash! is his catch phrase. He yells it as he crushes their skulls with his fancy walking stick.