User blog comment:Dorkpool/Creepypasta Riffs: Squidward's Suicide/@comment-26054278-20150220215151

I've talked at lengths as to why this pasta is a poor example of a Creepypasta and why this story does not work, so I'm going to go ahead and summarize it here.

-Multiple tense swaps and a very small understand of how grammar works.

-This story has aged very poorly. Yes, it was among the earlier ones to use these cliches, but that still makes them cliche.

-A rather unbelievable plot, but mainly because it relies on Creepypasta logic ("I have no reason to continue, but I'm going to do it anyway"), which is kind of necessary for a lot of pastas. However, the reason here for why is very weak compared to the content we see.

-The term "hyper-realistic" isn't even used correctly here, and is rarely used correctly anywhere else. The term refers to photos and sculpting, not animation. If they wanted to use the correct word, they would have said "photo-realistic". The term can mean multiple (although very similar) things, but the basic definition for photo-realistic animation is "animation that means to convey or resemble real life".

There is more, but I think I have made my point in why I dislike this story.