User blog comment:Dorkpool/Creepypasta Riffs: Cry Baby Lane/@comment-26054278-20150322184215/@comment-26011836-20150323002126

@TheKormo I think the bigger question is why was the "Lost" episode called "Cry Baby Lane"? I mean, the brainstorming process was talked about NUMEROUS times and yet the TITLE creation was never brought up? OK Mr./Mrs or ms. Author! Here's my explination of how the title came to be: Once upon a time Nick Cage Lauer was sitting around watching narwhals talk about how awesome they are because the narwhals took over the world in this unvierse. He then got so angry from watching bragging narwhals 80 billion times that he decided to kick some baby narwhals in a bowling lane. He then got a realization. "Hmm..." He thought. "These babies are crying... on a lane... hmm... Maybe the title for my new movie should be called... Baby Narwhal Bowling Fest!" But then the narrator slapped him and said, "NO DAMMIT! Why not Cry Baby Lane?!" and he was like, "Ok!". Sure it's not perfect, but at least it's SOMETHING! Seriously, how has this NOT been addressed?!