User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/I won a haunted doll. I'm not joking!/@comment-32764586-20180416163152/@comment-26030957-20180416165128

Ha ha, I don't know, an old man at a yard sale is too cliche for me, a crazy and foul-mouthed splatter-punk author at a book release party sounds more original. Plus it's true!