User blog comment:Koggeh/Fangirl Resistant PastaMonsters/@comment-5947840-20121103150257

The Corizord - It's believed he is the guardian of the gates to the Aftermath World, which is where most people are tested on and taken of all their creativity. Anyone that enters there have no privacy, can't see colors, given diseases by doctors, etc.

He has a hideous and ugly face. Much like Medusa, he is so ugly that he makes everyone die when they look at him. He cannot be made "kawaii" or "adorable" in ANY SENSE, WAY, OR FORM. He also feasts on bloodthirsty vampires, because those bitches keep stealing his food.

Also, he's married to a cactus, so he's ALREADY TAKEN.