User blog comment:Raidra/Grandma Scam/@comment-25024572-20160428213514/@comment-25024572-20160429020858

Or there's this:

Me: Hello?

Scammer: Grandpa?

Me: -old man voice- Johnny? Is that you? Are you in jail again?

Scammer: Yeah, Grandpa. Yeah to both.

Me: What happened?

Scammer: [insert cock and bull story about his supposed incarceration]

Me: So you need my money to get you out of jail?

Scammer: Yeah

Me: Well, better get used to giving Bubba is cell block D a daily blowjob, 'cause you ain't getting shit from me.

End call