Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-2240864-20130214004437/@comment-4979122-20130307233003

Mission: Write Blurb.

“Hi there. My name is Hagen, and I am not a cat (despite the palpable pointy ears and paws that only allow me to type one letter at a time).

Writing has always been a passion of mine, as it is the only real way I can express my own weirdness and insanity without being hauled off to a madhouse. I’ve found that I’m mostly good at short stories, as I have a bad case of short attention span AND procrastination. I do, in fact, plan on completely a novel some day, and I am determined to find a way to set my easily distracted mind--OOH! SHINEY!”

Mission: Complete.

Can I haz cookie?