User blog comment:Underscorre/Jeff the Killer Rewrite Contest!/@comment-3541151-20151103235146/@comment-26425680-20151104030815

I'm right there with you! My pasta, Jeff the Killer in Space, unfortunately wasn't completed until after the deadline. It portrays Jeff as a spacefaring, emo pirate who gets bullied by the Grand Master of the Galaxy, the evil Troyton. Liu is his faithful green alien sidekick. In the end, Jeff goes crazy and eats and entire planet over the course of one million years. In between, the story has lots and lots of explosions, and even a surprise appearance by TV's Abe Vigoda. The whole thing is really creepy and scary, maybe even a little too creepy for the average reader. Alas! The world will never get to see this masterpiece (which clearly would've won the contest), all thanks to my fat, slow-typing fingers. Damn it, damn it, damn it!