User blog comment:Creepy Thomas O./Introducing the LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTA GENERATOR/@comment-32602006-20170717090743

I've always been a big fan of Nightly Business Report. For those of you who aren't familiar with it, it's about Paul Cangus, a character who explains investment trends. The other day, I was rooting around a flea market when I found an old video cassette. The label along the side had the name of the show written in black sharpie, and right under it, it said "Lost Episode." "I had never really given the show a second thought before!" I said to myself. "What a find!" I immediately took the cassette and ran off with it back to my home. I dusted off my old VCR and popped the cassette in. I immediately knew something was wrong the moment it started up. Paul Cangus was looking straight into the camera, as if penetrating into my very soul. Suddenly, estrogen started erupting from the character's mucus membranes. I vomited at the sight of it. Then, all of the other characters from the show came onscreen and stared directly into the camera with inconspicious, hyperrealisic eyes. I've seen every episode of this show, so I immediately knew something was wrong. I picked up a mixtape and threw it at my television, hoping to destroy the show within, but my throw was side and I missed. Then, all of the characters spoke in unison, saying, "Your portfolio is about to tank." I ran behind the television and unplugged it. The screen went black. I ejected the cassette and smashed it with a silver. I can't explain what it was I saw, I just hope I never run into that lost episode again.