User:A sick joke666

The Creepy pasta of Everything
One night my friends, Tony, Joe, Aaron, and Jake and I were camping out in the local park, because we heard a roamer about a cereal killer, named Jeff. We saw pictures of him online, and he looked to be at least 12 years old, and were around 15 and 16, so If you put it on a scale, who would win a fight, a sophomore, or an 8th grader? probably the sophomore right?

"Joe, do you have anymore marsh mellows?" asked Aaron, hungry.

"What do I look like, a marshmallow giver? get them yourself, %&$#!" said Aaron, angry.

I thought Aaron was acting weird.

"Whats the matter Aaron?" I asked.

"Nothing its just..." Aaron paused.

we all heard the bush move.

"Do you think it's Jeff the killer?" asked Jake.

"I don't know, just get your weapons.

I got my baseball bat, Joe got his fathers shotgun, Aaron got his metal pipe, and Jake had his water gun.

"Jake! what the %$#& is that? how do you expect to kill Jeff the #@$%'n killer with that piece of %#%$?" I asked Jake.

suddenly the rake jumped out of the bush and got on top of Jake. Its eyes were plain white, it had 5 ft claws coming out of his hands, and it looked skinnier than those models on a diet who are already forced to be skinny.

"oh $#@%, oh $#@$, oh #@%$" said Jake, horrified.

Joe aimed the shotgun at the rake and blew his brains out. Everyone was breathing heavily, and then Aaron said something.

"That was $#@%ing amazing!" Yelled Aaron.

All of a sudden Joe threw up. he was scared sick after having a creepy thing on top of him.

"We have to get home," said Joe, horrified and laying on the ground.

As we walked to our house we heard something when we got to the river, It sounded like a faint laughter.

When we looked behind the tree, you wouldn't believe who we saw. Jeff the killer.

"Go to sleep," said Jeff, coughing a little.

"You think I'm scared of a little kid who's #%@$'s hasn't dropped yet? Well you don't scare me Jeff. Your just a watermark on my @%##" said Jake.

"Whatever you say" Said Jeff, and he punched Joe so hard he got knocked out.

"Holy @%#$!" I said.

"I'd start running now, and I'll give you a 30 second head start" said Jeff.

"What kinds @$#%'n idea is that? a 30 second head start?" Said Aaron.

"Do you want a 30 seconds to escape or not" said Jeff, kind of acting bratty.

"It sounds good," I said, interrupting.

I grabbed Joe, who was knocked out and started running. I was scared out of my mind. We all ran and then we saw a tall back man, with a white #@$%'n face, you guessed it Slender man.

"Oh god, Now slender man! That's like that last thing we need right now" I said, frustrated.

he warped towards us, and we ran away from him, but Jeff caught up and we were cornered.

They teemed up and walked slowly towards us with our backs agents the bathroom wall. We were going to die, no doubt about it.

"Please don't kill us I'm only 15, and I have so much to live for. I'll do anything. Anything I swear." Yelled Jake

"Anything?" Said Jeff, curious.

"Yes anything," said Jake.

"Give me a soda. I haven't had one since I killed my family, and ran off to do this as a living" Said Jeff.

"Okay, so if we do that, were free?" I said.

"Sure. lets go to round table pizza, I'm starving" Said Jeff.

"Oh and by the way, I think we killed you're Rake friend" I told Jeff.

"Oh it's cool, I don't think he liked me anyways" said Jeff.

Just then Joe woke up.

"Where am I?" Asked Joe?

"It's all okay, Jeff is actually pretty cool, were going to Round Table Pizza" I told Joe.

"Okay, Let go. I'm starving" Said Joe, seeming glad to be awake.

And so they went off to round table pizza, and had the times of their lives.

The End