User blog:TorusDrovenson/I helped create a new religion at my school and almost got in trouble.

See the guy on the right? It's a character drawn by my friends, given the name Richard.

My friends decided to make a church based around Richard. I even created a backstory.

"God forced the writers of the BIble to say that he created it or he would kill them. So, if you sign this paper, you will give Richard the respect he deserves."

21 have signed out of the 50 that we want. EVEN JESUS.

So, while I was promoting this new religion at my fundamentally Christian school, the P.E teacher (VERY CHRISTIAN) walked up to me.

"What are you doing?"

"It's just a joke that my friends and I made."

"What's the joke?"

"The joke is that this character created Earth."

"You better know what to joke around with."

Jesus, was this guy going to kill me?

I was just making a peaceful friggin'  joke, and he threatens me with that. Wow.

As a result of this, I need 29 more signatures to make this an official religion. You can contribute to the Sect of the Lord and Savior Richard by commenting down below,

"I support Richard."

Please, if you can, sign this to give the middle finger to my school.

Much appreciation,

Ian (TorusDrovenson)