User blog comment:SnakeTongue237/How Tall Are You?/@comment-25226524-20160822002437/@comment-25226524-20160822010722

You're too kind! I will say that for most people that read that, they actually shrink a little. Usually from vomiting, but sometimes from sheer rage or disgust. Some just gnaw their hands off from the terrible writing, hoping it'll keep them from ever being able to visit the site again. I guess that's rather fitting, since the victims do a bit of "shrinking" themselves ; )

I'm terrible.