Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-24828288-20160327185453

145) If you ever go spelunking with your sexy girlfriend, make sure you do NOT mock God before entering a cave called "God's Mouth."

146) If you break down in what seems to be a scene from Pyscho at 2 am, and the young man in the lounge says "Love a duck!" and the kindly old woman seems unperturbed, chances are this isn't your lively B&B.

147) When your wife is in a coma and your family are on the verge of switching off her life support, for the love of all that isn't Satanic do NOT wish upon a star.

148) Don't name your doll Robert, no matter how animated his conversations are. Robert means "bright fame" for a reason. Ask yourself if Creepy Doll Eyes or Eerily Proportioned Muppet wasn't available.

149) Nazis were impaled on trees in the Black Forest not by accident, but by a suited man in tentacles

150) If when exploring the Southern Pole and your friend blows his brains out after babbling about dark magic and a hidden city, DON'T WANDER OFF THE BOAT