Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26268104-20160917182711/@comment-5101683-20160918073733

If I was forced to, I would turn into the Rake so that I could force Vincent Vena Cava to title his book something other than "Creepypasta". The Blueman perhaps? It seems like a good book.

But I think it would work, because without the Rake, that book is just a book about two OCs, and then he'd be forced to title it something else.