User blog:Mr.Zalgopasta/My Hair

Hello my many minions,

None of you may care, but there are four things I love most in life: Viktoriya, good music, creepypasta, and my hair! I don't want to sound like a stuck-up primma donna. But I am ^_^ Today, after going out to lunch with family, my mom had me walk down to the local barber shop and get my hair cut. I love my hair long. Otherwise, I can't properly headbang! And that's the biggest problem seeing as how, on March 5th, I'm going to go see Abandon All Ships in Boston :((((((( Besides, I look like a tool with short hair.