Talk:Protector/@comment-25464062-20141001011429/@comment-24040907-20141009065644

Because it's funnier that way! And yes, it was indeed the apex of my terror that night, I'm surprised I didn't just drop the glasses and emit an unusually high-pitched shriek that sounds like it was sampled from Aneta Corsaut's performance in The Blob.

Yes, but God would have to bid for the collector car on EBay against the nuts who have the fortune/time to buy icons like that during a most likely drug-influenced, 80's themed auction. Sold! To the highest bidder!

And after all that if he did paint it black, it would most likely be because they played one too many Stones tunes at the aforementioned auction.

This is it, dear Thorn, this is me at my literary lowest. If you -through some miracle or cosmic twist of fate- got my convoluted excuses for "references" and know what song I'm referring to, despite my laughable inability to process a thought into a sentence while as sleep deprived as I am, then you truly are the smartest person I know.