User blog comment:Furbearingbrick/No More Spinoffs: Desperate Struggle/@comment-4788964-20130102215639/@comment-1290332-20130102220411

Oh look, another one arguing that our quality control standards equal censorship. How cute.

Listen, when we say no Zelda pastas, we MEAN no Zelda pastas. If you really must write one, post it on Pastebin, DeviantART, or Creepypasta Spinoff Wiki and link to the story on your userpage or Talk page.