Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-2240864-20140424211410/@comment-24841732-20140501180535

Indefinitesilence wrote: Raidra wrote: It's interesting how at this point half of the people on this thread are being relatively serious about the topic and the other half (including the actual author of this thread) are just saying words. Bloppy gloopy gloop! Razzamablaga tagger! Rattz battabatta batta-ban! Do we have to be serious all the time? Pretty soon, you're going to be rotting in the ground thinking about all the times you didn't have fun, which is why I'm always a total spaz. Does that make sense? No, because you can't think while you're rotting in the ground, only when (OPINIONS THAT ARE FACTS IN MY OPINION INCOMING) you're in heaven.

I've taken this thread as seriously as it's going to get, and I'm just being me. I'm not going to stop being me just because you're criticizing the way I treat situations. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are equally as painful in an emotional form.

Let's be honest here. Life is a bunch of convoluted lies. Remember when your parents told you that you could be anything? Bullcrap. You're going to be living at the bottom of the ocean in a Lucky Charms cereal box that you got at a food bank by the time you're thirty. Unless you're already thirty, and now you're wishing that you went out to the club a bit more before you got the "perfect" life with white picket fences, a son and a daughter named Tommy and Susie and the dog named Spot.

Now that your whole world revolves around 401(k)'s and back taxes that you can't pay off, you'd only wish you'd taken the time to reference The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with me and Batman before you croaked. I have never laughed so hard in my life.