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My stories pop up every now and then on the random pasta link, it is a special feeling. Two random stories now...

In my school, snorting Smarties was a thing. Kids would grind them up and cut them into lines and then snort them up. After a few students were caught by the faculty, Smarties became a banned item and to have one in your possession was a punishable offense. (I guess you could say it was not so smart-ies.)

There was a child in my small village in Nicaragua that claimed he could speak english fluently, when I asked him (in spanish) to prove it. He carefully blew out a breath like he was really concentrating and then shouted, "I'm from streets. You's a white rice!" He had apparently listened to rap songs and picked up a few quotes. To this day, I am not sure if it was his bad grammar or the songs...