User:Kolpik

Crepe Pasta Succotash
I'm sure I'm not the only one who likes to search silly or strange word combinations to see what pops up. 'Crepe pasta succotash' (I was hungry) lead me to a creepy pasta site which eventually lead me here. I had never heard of CPs before. I'm not much of a horror fan, but I've been working on some story ideas. I'm bound to stumble a bit with clichés and such, but it seems like good exercise for toning my writing muscles.

My Stuff
Leave Them Be March 17, 2018 - A life altering mistake made while you're sleeping? It could happen.

Twin Valley March 26, 2018 - Carl isn't planning on staying long in Twin Valley. Yeah, like it's up to him.

Impatiently Waiting for the End of the World April 1, 2018 - I swore I'd never write a zombie apocalypse story, so here it is. :b

Oothecae April 3, 2018 - The Fluffy Bubble isn't the only laundromat in town, but David doesn't know that.

Werewolf Ears April 10, 2018 - Just another day at the barbershop.

A Strident Grief April 17, 2018 - A poem about loss.

The Coin and the Clock April 25, 2018 - Jared's algebra tutor has a different lesson planned for today.

The Final Words of Lacey Stroh May 3, 2018 - A person's last words can often have a profound effect on others.

When a Path Isn't a Path May 11, 2018 - A poem about things that aren't what they appear to be.

My Favorite Pages

 * Burgrr Entries
 * Give It Everything
 * Opossum Society
 * Never-Ending Millipedes
 * My Roommate Is into Some Weird Fairy Shit
 * I Think I Met Satan
 * String Theory
 * The Cruel Sister
 * Red Helen
 * "Geraldine" Atkins

My Favorite Quotes
“Well, let it be Kolpik.” ~ Leo Tolstoy

"Stifle a fart and save face." ~ Anonymous (I've never been sure if my friend thought this up or just repeated it. He took it upon himself to be the idiot in the crowd, so no one else received the title. I miss that idiot everyday.)

"I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans." ~ Neil Diamond

"Home is the comfiest place to be." ~ A.A. Milne

"He that lives upon hope dies farting." ~ Benjamin Franklin

I deserted the world and sought solitude because I became tired of rendering courtesy to those multitudes who believe that humility is a sort of weakness, and mercy a kind of cowardice, and snobbery a form of strength. ~ Kahlil Gibran