User blog comment:Umbrello/Creepy Clown Epidemic/@comment-26112985-20161009211132

I'm unlucky enough to live in a state, North Carolina, in which these Clown sightings run rampant. I've not seen any myself, yet, but I'll be sure to make a blog post if I ever do see one, and at least try and get a picture.

Some of these clowns need to be worried. I'm serious. In the town I live in, everyone owns a gun, and everyone is completely fucking nuts.

I suspect that the grand majority of these clowns are attention seeking teenagers who's mothers never gave them enough love while they were growing up. I know that sounds harsh, but it's probably true, mark my words.

Much like BlackNumber, I too was planning on dressing like a clown, particularly, dressing like a clown and then proceeding to Skateboard around my local town with some buddies.

Oh well, I guess I'll just go with Plan B: Dressing up like school shooters and going around shooting kids with nerf guns (kidding).