User blog comment:ArmadillooftheAges/Useless thoughts and opinions from an old user here/@comment-5643552-20190304154824/@comment-36627132-20190311233734

They don't delete Squidward's Suicide or Dating Game because.

A) They have historic value

B) They were created in a time before this site's standards came into existence. In fact Squidward's Suicide was written about five years before this site even went live.

C) It would cost them a lot of site visitors.