User blog comment:DoctorBleed/Jeff the Killer 2015 Review/@comment-25947144-20170121224334/@comment-24101790-20170124012010

It was much better than my super secret other account "EmpHasTotallyNeverCriedInTheShower" who consistently went around telling everyone that never once has Emp ever passed out in the shower clutching a can of FourLoko to himself in a puddle of his own tears.