User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25148755-20170214022733/@comment-25052433-20170214031953

No worries brother, you're a writing beast, you'll come up with something great. If you need inspiration, just write of the horrors of leading an Infantry Platoon. I'm sure the adventures of the drunk E-2 who married the stripper for BAH and accidentally left her three kids at K-Mart would make for a hilarious read. If you need further inspiration, just volunteer for a rotation at NTC. You'll come back with terror for days. (Worst 30 days of my life.)