User blog comment:PUMPED4FRUIT&DAIRY/Pasta Noir: Dames, Slugs, and the Hatchetman/@comment-26030957-20150227163510

You are 21 years old and have been reading horror for 20 years! How impressive, reading at 1 year old. A  true prodigy is what you are.

I've been trying to get my 18 month old daughter into E. A. Poe and Ray Bradbury but she just yells, "Da da, da da!" at me and throws the book on the floor. I fear she will never be the master literary critic that you are.