User blog comment:ImGonnaBeThatGuy/Announcing the Damn Fine Pasta Contest: Show Your Stuff, Win Steam Games/@comment-25216989-20140813223055

Heh, what the heck.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Boy%27s_Wicked_Smart

Guy, if you were to rank all these pastas, I would bet effing money that I would be in the bottom half.