Talk:The Queen's Guard/@comment-28263160-20160425161509/@comment-28263160-20160508044235

Zed is the British-English for Zero, so the rhyme needs chaning from "hero" to something ending with an "ed" sound.

Also, 9:49 at night is 21:49 to anyone who is military, particularly if he's British.

A Brit also would be unlikely to use the word "police." "Bobby's" or "coppers" would be more likely.

"Bloody" is used as an intensifier far more often than "fuck" or it's derivatives.

Your "commander" as an enlisted member of the Queen's Gaurd who would be experienced enough to know what was happening and allowed to take your post, in this regard, would be your "Regimental Sergeant Major." Or "RSM."

"Shit" is spelled "shite" in British-English.

There are more tells, obviously.