Talk:The Cat/@comment-25170312-20150713040650/@comment-26030957-20150713162703

He should of made him on drugs. That would have made the whole thing more bizarre and surreal.

First line: "It all started after I went to that Grateful Dead reunion. That was when I saw the cat tied to the pole.  I had been up for five days frying on acid and had brought back a ten pack to sell at my school.  Hey--a college kid has to get by, those text books are expensive!  Anyway, the cat looked funny to me, but so did everything.  The sky kept melting and the grass was breathing.  I felt there was something odd with the cat but I was so fucking paranoid from LSD and lack of sleep that I just chalked it up to a drug delusion."

Holy shit, I think I just came up with an amazing pasta idea, I gotta go write.