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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, hence why there are no signs of life.

Batman vs Superman was originally going to star Chuck Norris as the protagonist. This was changed because nobody would pay money to watch a film 14 seconds long.