User blog comment:Speccyemerald/Fanfiction creepypasta doesn't have to be badly done/@comment-28266772-20160729140933/@comment-25226524-20160729142446

Lmao. I see you're both more perceptive/observant than I thought. I really needed a good laugh (no joke).

P.S. We really need to get this Scarlett Johansson alarm clock idea off the ground. Maybe a Blake Lively and Megan Fox version as well. I'm sure Travis will demand a Uwe Boll version, but let the record show I'm completely opposed.