Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24715887-20140325145725/@comment-24715887-20140331123346

SEANUT BRITTLE8 wrote: kill bird

You've had enough with that annoying little shit. You run towards the bird, ready to strangle it. But, to your surprise, the bird flies high up into the air. "Oh yeah" you think "Birds can fly". But to your surprise, you hear a loud tweet, and the sound of flapping wings from behind you. You turn around just in time to see the bird with its beak pointing right at you. The bird hits your face, penetrating the bone, cartilage, flesh, and everything else as it flies right through your head much like a bullet. The last thought you have before you die is: "wow, I wish I could've seen that in slow motion"

GAME OVER