User blog comment:TheKillerInYourHead/Who runs this website?/@comment-26030957-20160203222356/@comment-24101790-20160205000728

These wine puns are really 'Riesling' my jimmies. Surely 'shiraz'-ing me here as I am not very versed in wines. It's got me turned 'Sideways' and my cheeks are bound to go rosé. You're going after me like a Maddog (20/20) with these puns.... Oh God.... My stomach just cringed uncontrollably.