User:ZipperMouth

I like zippers.

Zippers on stuffed animals. Zippers on pillows. Zippers on shirts. Zippers on sleeping bags. Small zippers and big zippers.

I like to put zippers on things. I like to put them on things that don't have zippers. I like to put them on things that shouldn't have zippers. Like myself.

It is painstaking work that requires a high tolerance to pain and many Xanax pills. I just cut somewhere I want a zipper, disinfect it, numb it, and sew or sear a zipper on there. Shiny metal zippers.

I just love the 'zzzp!' sound my mouth makes when I unzip it to eat. Its entrancing almost. I also like to give other people zippers, too!

They squirm and thrash, but its worth it to let them have a zipper like me. I usually just put one on their mouth or face, but sometimes I get creative, and then put lots and lots of zippers on them! After giving them a sedative, of course.

But then it makes me sad for a lot of them. You see, I like to check up on my fellow zipper friends after I give them zippers to see how well they enjoy them. But then many of them go and have the zippers removed by surgery, after I worked so hard to put pretty zippers on them. They could have asked me, I am a former doctor after all. Well, maybe they didn't ask because of the sedatives. Speaking of which, I wonder what you would look like with a few zippers..