User blog comment:Dorkpool/Creepypasta Rifftique: Jeff Is Back/@comment-26011836-20150330201342/@comment-26011836-20150331170105

Or a pasta about a girl who rides on an alpacha that shoots nuclear jelly waffles in a 2D shooter game. This girl then goes insane and turns the game into a dating sim where she calls everybody who plays the game her "Boyfriend", including girls and women. So basically it's like that Gravity Falls episode " Soos and the Real Girl", but with more Lesbianism and Alpacas.