User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25052433-20170301135457/@comment-25947144-20170301162200

What if we somehow managed to make a mash-up between the winners on the front page? We'd take sentences from both. Like this:

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted a good-looking girlfriend and to be sort of popular. She's in the trunk of the ol' turd-mobile right now. Yeah, that sounds more like it. How’s everyone doing? I'm Pogo, and this is Red Nose, or boss, as most of us call him."