User:Momoneymocashmokillin

My boys and I used to bully this kid named Ned at school. We were pretty fierce. We'd give him wedgies and wet willies and lock him in lockers. One day we duct taped him up like a mummy and tossed him in the girl's bathroom when this creepy goth girl he had a crush on was in there. I guess that was the last straw because after that he started stalking my buddies and murdered them one by one. Finally he came to my parents' mansion one night when they were out of town and he had a big knife in his hand and he said "Chad you were always an asshole. You called me crazy and a loser and now you're going to get yours." I said "Yeah good call bro. Stalking and killing some kids who were mean to you at school is a great way to prove you're not crazy and creepy." Then I offered to call the fat little goth girl he liked and fix them up because she had a thing for me and I'd nail her sometimes when my girlfriend Trixie was out of town as long as she didn't tell anyone because she was like a moped, if you know what I mean (fun to ride as long as your boys don't see you doing it). He was really grateful and said he'd like that and then when his guard was down I got him in a sleeper hold from hell and as he was passing out in my choke hold I whispered "You dumb weirdo" and I held the sleeper hold until he was dead. Ned was a wanted fugitive by then for the murders he'd committed so when the police came after I called them they told me I'd done a good job and they gave me a medal. Also I got a whole school assembly all to myself and after it the goth girl gave me a blowjob behind the bleachers and then I went out that night and nailed Trixie and also her best friend in a threesome. Allow me to introduce myself I am Chad the Killer, a man of wealth and taste.