User blog comment:Underscorre/Jeff the Killer Rewrite Contest!/@comment-12186793-20151031235919

My submission: http://pastebin.com/LBAm2p6p

For some reason when I copied and pasted it into paste bin, the formatting became this weird wall of text. I am just posting this in time for submissions, so I didn't have time to fix that. I also had no time to proofread (literally just finished writing it). I hope because I am submitting it in time, I can have a chance to fix these errors? If not, I understand.