User blog comment:Helel ben Shahaar/Beloved Beer Blog/@comment-28266772-20170815101907/@comment-25947144-20170819011034

"Don't you dare insult my Canadian brethren: they ride mooses, they wrestle bears, they wear beards and plaid; and most importantly, they are, just like my people, among the nicest folks in the world."

If they'd be that badass, you wouldn't be able to go to prison for using someone's wrong pronouns. Most importantly, they speak French. French, goddamn it, French! You know who else speaks French? French!

"What can you say for your heathen race, monster, demon, devil conceived by the bleakest womb? WHAT SAY YOU NOW!?"

Bitch, you're not making me say that line. I'll just say this: Who of us still have enough of a liver to drink alcohol and pussy in 167 years?