Talk:I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I Have Some Stories to Tell/@comment-35961100-20180623033900

Guys, I really need some advice right now. Whenever I look in the mirror and spread my butt cheeks, there’s this dirty brown hole staring back at me. I wonderd what it is, so I decided to stick my finger up it. My finger now smells like sh*t, and it tastes even worse. I tried to get rid of it by shoving a bar of soap up it, but every time I do my stomach hurts three days later. Someone please help me.