User blog:Wolfenmaus/I am so completely sick of this.





I just want this to be perfectly clear, so that everyone will understand completely and totally.



ENDERMEN ARE NOT PASTAMONSTERS!

They are a real enemy in Minecraft, first of all. Second, they are a rip-off of Slenderman (Notch said so himself). Thirdly, this extends to Herobrine (Which has SOME credibility, due to him not existing in the first place).

Let me explain: Pastamonsters are supposed to be beings that don’t exist, are innately scary, and have realistic attributes or backgrounds. Endermen do not share these traits. The only thing Endermen have going for them are the Jumpscare Teleports. Creepypasta isn’t about jumpscares. That’s all I have to say.