User blog comment:EtherBot/I'm Writing a No-End House Rewrite/@comment-28428152-20180416060737/@comment-25458443-20180418202801

You are clearly mistaken. It's not the devil himself but some hip fresh modern take on a thing that basically is the devil but is called "brimstone" or something, and his servents call themselves "The Pitch"

Then David learns HE'S a witch too, and gets to go to "NoEnd Prepatory Witch School" with Wicker Basket, where they both fall in love with eachother but she starts dating another guy named Garret for no reason.