User:Braden.brasch

Uncle Grandpa is an interesting show. It always felt like a mixture between the funniness of adventure time and the randomness of the amazing world of gumball. But one episode made me freak.

It happened on a Sunday morning at about 5. I slept since sunset so I couldn't sleep. I was watching adult swim since cartoon network wouldn't start for another hour. When it went to commercial the channel said, with it's normal white text, "The president of cartoon network would like fifteen minutes of your time to present a problem of his. It is sure to make you shit your pants." I was confused, as they usually aren't allowed to say shit on tv. But I liked scary stuff so I watched on. But then it hit me. The president of cartoon network? Being young, I didn't know if he also owned adult swim but I decided against it. Then the show started.

I watched, and the screen stayed black for a couple of seconds. Then it started. It was the cheerful Uncle grandpa intro. It was relieving me, because I thought there would be pop-ups. But I noticed that giant realistic flying tiger was frowning. Not scared, just frowning. The show started with uncle grandpa walking around, thinking. He was at a neighborhood with kids, but he seemed to help all of them. He said he should go to a new neighborhood, and help other kids. He then went to a ghetto-like place, with broken windows and all. He walked up to a short kid, he wore a mangled dark green t-shirt, and dirty blue jeans. Uncle grandpa asked if he needed any help, and he said in a scratchy voice, "Y-yeah. M-m-my dog's h-hurt." Uncle grandpa asked where the dog was. "Sh-she's in th-the b-b-b-basement." The kid said. "C-come on."

This led to them going into the basement where my heart sank. There were bear traps and tools in the basement. But there were swirls of blood on the wall, as if someone attempted to clean it up. Uncle grandpa, being the dummy he is, said "You didn't finish painting the wa-" but he couldn't finish. The kid shoved a rag in his mouth, and there must've been something on that rag, because uncle grandpa fainted. It then blurred out. It went to commercials, which made me feel happy. But the adult swim white text said "You enjoying the uncle grandpa special? Because that could be you soon." Now this scared the crap out of me. Not only that but that text appeared when it was coming back to the show. It then showed uncle grandpa on the basement floor, waking up. From the basement window, you could tell that many hours had passed, and it was now night. His mouth was now duct-taped, and you could see the boy slowly walking toward him in the darkness. Uncle grandpa got up and scratched his head, and said "Where's the dog?". The boy then lunged at him, and pushed his hand on the wall. The boy then clearly said "Keep your hands there.", and walked back into the darkness. He then came running at uncle grandpa with a hammer and nail. He rammed the nail into uncle grandpa's right hand, and nailed it to the wall. Uncle grandpa let out a scream. A cartoony scream, but a scream. Then belly bag screamed in a more realistic way. The boy ran a nail through belly bag, killing him. But the nail also went into uncle grandpa. He started crying, but it sounded like it was from a different recording.

What I heard was a woman crying, with uncle grandpa mouthing the crys. I heard a muffling noise, so it must've been outside. It then showed the actual recording. The woman was in the same predicament uncle grandpa was in. But she was actually being nailed up to a cross. The killer continued to nail in her hands, feet, and even cut off her ears. The killer then struck a match and set her, along with the cross, on fire. The killer, now known as a man, said "Two weak things. Women and religon.". He chuckled. It then went back to the show, and showed a both mutilated and charred corpse, which didn't even look like uncle grandpa anymore. The boy, now happy with his work, called his dog. "Here girl. Dinner." he said. Then something walked up to the corpse. I couldn't believe my eyes (Not that I ever could during the episode). What was there wasn't a dog, it was giant realistic flying tiger. She then gnawed at the corpse. The boy then walked up the basement stairs. You could see a shadow in the doorway, which looked like Mr. Gus. And he talked like him, too. "Is the deed done?" he said. The boy responded with "Y-yes." and, still being in the doorway, you could see him grimacing.