Talk:The Bread Box/@comment-31077845-20170128205722

Wait, "expire" as in die or "expire" as in disappear? Because if it's the first then I'm keepin' that shit. There might be a few goth kids who think they're hardcore because they have skulls or something, but none of them have their own skull. Like, not still attached to their neck I mean. And if I shush my head before it says two secrets and a lie, does that mean it'll never "expire"? Think of the pranks we could play with it being able to talk without a lungs or a vocal chord! they'd be freaking amazing! And lets face it, being as sexy as I am eventually me and my head would be chillin' one day talking about how great we are and we'd have a "moment" and next thing you know we'd be making out. I did always tell everyone I know that I'd clone myself in a heartbeat if I had the option and my clone would be my best bro ever, so this would be almost as cool! Plus my head would have no junk so it couldn't steal women from me! Not that women talk to me anyways. I wonder what they find offputting about me...