User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-27905100-20161223051003/@comment-25947144-20161223063638

Derpy, dick jokes are an art. You can't just make them when others literally ask for it. There has to be a struggle to find a perfect opportunity and weak spot to attack.

Also, with in your dick's case there's nothing to make fun of.