User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta Local Boy Done Does Good!/@comment-25458443-20180719050007

Congrats on the stats. I've got a joke, not very morbid but what can you do:

A man is driving home on the freeway very drunkenly, and a police officer notices his irregular driving and pulls him over. Realizing he's very drunk, the officer is writing up a hefty ticket when, on the other side of the road, a brutal car collision occurs. Shocked by the incident, the officer tells the man to wait there as he runs over to check it out.

"Screw this" says the man, as he packs himself into the car and drives away. When he gets home he parks the car into the garage and stumbles into the house, still very drunk. He tells his wife, "If anybody, a police officer, comes here and ask about me, just tell them I've been here all night!" His wife agrees.

The next morning, there's a knock at the door, the wife answers. "Have you seen this man?" they ask, to which the wife states blunty that he is her husband and has been sleeping at home all night. "Could I see the car?" the officer asks, politely.

"In the garage," she responds. The officer asks if she could lead him to it, and she obliges. They both walk into the garage, and find the police car parked haphazardly, lights still flashing.