User:Lincolndaltone

From a few years back I have a "hobby" that is looking up new artists and listening to their music. It's hard to understand, but there is some sort of charm with all the crappy content and all the stories you find. It's humorous in a way. I was browsing around on Reverbnation a little, it's great for finding shitty music. I listened to a song called "kitten killer" when I had the great idea of searching for contemporary news to see peoples way of expressing what they see in media in music.

My first search was for "killer clowns and I found a song titled "killer clowns pt 2", in usual order I went to the artists page to find the first part. I pushed play on "Killer clowns pt 1". It started with a childrens song and a man singing "once I dreamt of chasing rainbows and lightining across the sky". During this a creepy beat was starting to get louder and louder. Atlast the creepy beat almost completly took over and a male version of the google translate voice started talking. It just said numbers. "9.4.3.5.9.1.0.4.3.2.6.7.5.1.3.21". It started. Then it went on to singing. After repeating .21 first.

The song wasn't very great, three segments with crappy rhymes about killer clowns. The first segment talking from the view of a surviver in the "clownpocalypse". The next one was from the view of a killer clown in and the last one about a redneck, taking place late in the "clownpocalypse". The fun thing with the last one was a part of the verse saying "my only hope is to have sex with my family, if we fuck enough we can repopulate humanity". Then the song faded out playing more of the childrens song with a weird echo. After the fadeout the numbers were played again "9.4.3.5.9.1.0.4.3.2.6.7.5.1.3.21".

In writing moment I still have no idea what the numbers meant.

Killer clowns pt 2 started. This one too had numbers in the beginning. "22.3.7." These were said in a female "google translate voice" instead of a male. Then it was some story telling rap about surviving after the clowns. Some of the lyrics was actually pretty good. But still the numbers were the interesting part.

I couldn't wait for part 3 before knowing what the numbers meant. I put them in a decrypting program on the internet and 22.3.7. Spelled out "VCG". After googling it the first thing that came up was the VCG library. Link here. http://vcg.isti.cnr.it/vcglib/ Apperantly it's something for processing and displaying openGL.

Let down with my discovery I played "Killer clowns pt 3". It was the same male "google translate voice". This time speaking over a track of what sounded like reversed bagpipes in a childrens song. It didn't say anything but numbers throughout the whole song.

"13.15.14.4.1.25.5.22.5.14.9.14.7.3.15.12.15.18.1.4.15.3.8.9.12.4.4.5.1.20.8.1.24.5"

Was it all. I decrypted these numbers using an internet program and… "M.O.N.D.A.Y.E.V.E.N.I.N.G.C.O.L.O.R.A.D.O.C.H.I.L.D.D.E.A.T.H.A.X.E" was the answer. Making the words more readable it says "Monday evening Colorado child death axe". Yes this freaked me out.

I did some research on what would happen the following mondays and. Halloween is on a monday this year. Whatever this means I don't think it's good. All I know is im done with decoding crappy music about killer clowns.

Here is a link if you want to poke around in this yourself.

https://www.reverbnation.com/suiciderollercoaster