User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-7064562-20170204033647/@comment-25947144-20170204123926

Work? So whoring yourself on deep web pedo sites is now considered work? I'll have you know that I don't even need to take my clothes off or call whores. I have a very strict system when it comes to women: Every time, right before I cum I yell loudly, "Oh, yes mommy! I bet daddy never gave it to you so hard!" Then I cum. The face they make is a perfect mix of confusion, terror, disgust and betrayal. I take a picture of them making that face, put all these pictures on a slideshow and then masturbate to it (by the way, your mom is number 39).

Of course it only lasted a minute. I wanted to eat her head and start again afterwards. Plus, seeing you, I decided not to risk masking her spawn another abomination.