User blog comment:Dorkpool/Creepypasta Riffs: Normal Porn For Normal People (NSFW)/@comment-26112985-20150322001520/@comment-25024572-20150322004554

I'm glad you liked that joke. It was a choice betwixt “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or “Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared."

And this story could've provided something much creepier, disturbing, or just weirder than a woman being mauled to death by a monkey. I mean, if you're going to do that, make it weirder. Cover the monkey in rainbow colored dildoes and give it a Shatner-esque toupee or something.