User blog comment:Raidra/Creepypasta Nightmares/@comment-4849011-20141119134155/@comment-24040907-20141129003426

>Oh sweet buttery Jaysus, what do I do now? Come on, say something! Say anything, don't just stand there sweating like a cold water bottle left out in the Louisiana sun! C'mon, Tybs, form a sentence; any group of words will do. Talk about the weather, current events, how much you love cake, just don't let her know you have no idea what a Digimon is! Oh my God, this is the longest anyone has ever gone without talking. That's it!<

Ummm...I'll take mine slow-cooked with purple onion!

>Ughh!<