Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-27818372-20160220063944

Have you ever noticed that iguanas look a lot like the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park? Well, I have a theory about that. My theory is that several years ago, scientists tried to bring back the dinosaurs. They started out by making them tiny. You know, like about the size of a chihuahua.

I think they may have been successful in their attempts. The species of dinosaur they used, was the Velociraptor. They later tried playing around with the genes a little. The scientists thought it would be cute to have a little pet dinosaur around. So they made them plant-eaters so they couldn't hurt anyone.

Along with that, they also made the dinos bright green, so they'd look pretty. But then later the group PETA found out what was going on, and lost their shit. So the bastards broke in and released all the genetically-engineered Velociraptors. Eventually, someone must have found them, thought they were normal lizards, and called them iguanas. And now, you can get them as pets.

In fact, I have one of my own. But I think in the future, they could mutate and revert to their primal instincts. You know, turn to eating meat. But I don't think they'd eat a scrawny little shit like me. I think....  