User blog comment:Zumokiworks335/CREEPYPASTA WIKI IS FOR PRO'S/@comment-28266772-20160713085653

"i think i even tried doing the spell check thing for once" -> Jesus McFuckNuggets are you serious?

"and even worst the story somehow made it's way to troll wiki" -> And the universe does have a sense of humour.

I guess I can't dedicate too much time to this since I'm sitting in my golden mansion whence forth my butler shall bring me a thesaurus bound in human skin so that I might write my latest story as a thesis on the Ottoman empire's downfall. After which I shall obviously bribe the admin's to accept my story and turn down all others.

Such is the life of a pro.