Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-24181913-20150211004011

My most recent pasta was about a man who noticed changes in his wife's behavior and thought she was an evil being, along with their son, so he killed them and took his wife's unborn baby to the police station because he thought it was a monster. But it was deleted for some reason. I have no idea why. Here is the pasta

I’m not crazy. I know I’m not. They may have locked me up in this little padded cell in this pretty white jacket, but I’m not crazy. My wife was a monster. She had to be. About three weeks ago I noticed a change in her actions. No one else noticed, but I did. I asked her and she said I was being silly. I refused to sleep with her. I began to drift away from her. She must’ve noticed because she tried to get close again, kissing me and hugging me. But I still knew something was wrong. And then I realized my son was spawned from her, right? So he must be the same way. So, after two weeks of fearing for my life, I took them, knocked them out, and chained them up in the cellar. Then, I dissected trying to find some indication of them being a different life form. They cursed at me, they begged with me to stop, told me they loved me, told me they hated me, but I never gave in. I stayed strong and finished the job. At first I found nothing, until I began to slice into her insides, looking desperately for any sign of other life. Then I found this ugly, misshapen thing. It had attached itself to her via a long hollow cord. This was the proof I needed! The dissection seemed to have killed it. I sliced the cord and ran all the way to the police. I tried showing them and they promptly arrested me! That could only mean I am right, and the police are covering it up. Well, I know the truth. And soon, everyone will.

Police log: Today was truly frightening. It had been a slow day. The chief was sitting in his office, looking at some papers. As a joke and an act of gratitude someone had brought us donuts with a note saying, “According to the movies you guys love these.” Around one o’clock a man ran into the station, screaming hysterically about aliens. His hands were coated in blood, and his suit had blood splattered on it. In his hands was an unborn baby. We wrestled him to the ground and arrested him. Darn guy was strong, probably took five or six of us to get him. He started screaming about it being a conspiracy and the police covering up the alien invasion on earth. We went to his house and found his 30 year old wife and 8 year old son sliced open, suspended by chains. We will be putting him in an asylum as soon as possible. 