User blog comment:MrBeemo/Hey there guys!/@comment-27905100-20170924051915

Welcome. I've got two pieces of advice.

One - EmpyrealInvective will probably delete your first stories. It's a thing that happens to most people (including myself). Sadly, it seems that getting deleted, along with a pile of salt will be where their writing career ends. Don't let this happen to you.

Two - Stay away from Diexilius. If you see him lurking in the comments, give him a fifty-foot berth, and let those who are trained in Dix-handling (Helel Ben Shaahar and I, to name two) deal with it. Should he address you, DO NOT ENGAGE. Notify us immediately and we will contain the situation.

(Hopefully it's obvious that the second one is a joke... sort of. Still, heed the first advice if you want to break through the quality standards.)