Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5784644-20180111232526

Not sure if this is the right place for this topic, but it seemed the closest to correct, so, if this is indeed the right place for such a thread, what is your most absolutelu cringe-worthy contribution to Creepypasta Wiki? Or Creepypasta in general? This is for stories that were published onto a website, by the way. Nothing you wrote that you never uploaded anywhere. I suppose I'll start and pick from my laundry-list of absolute garbage.

So, a few years ago I was way into the gaming Creepypasta scene because I was relatively knew to the medium. I noticed a general lack of Tomb Raider Creepypastas. I decided to write one based off of the second game called something like "Tomb Raider 2: The Death of Bartoli" or something dumb like that. I wanted to avoid cliches with this one. My idea was to have the main character order the game online. Because of course. I then decided to have everything be normal aside from the occasional glitch or two at the beginning. Because of course. Then I decided to have level 2, Venice, be spooky with zombie dogs I called Hell Hounds in the story. It was then that Lara came across the main villain, Marco Bartoli, strung up on a bloody wall with his chest ripped open or something dumb like that. Lara had to insert all the hearts the Hell Hounds dropped into his chest until he exploded and I think the game just ended after that.

Don't worry, it gets worse. After the game was done, main character man finds an evil Lara Croft with bloody eyes stalking him in real life. Because I wanted to avoid cliches. It was actually dumber than most in this instance because in this story, I had the monster follow the main character to his high school reunion in some throwaway line at one point. He even defeats this ghostly evil by, and I quote, "Shooting it square in the head."

This sounds like your run of the mill bad Creepypasta with a little extra terrible sprinkled in there, right? It gets worse. At the time, I was hugely into SomeOrdinaryGamers' Series Haunted Gaming. Back then, it was mostly made up of Creepypasta summarizations with the occasional straight-up narration. I preferred the summarizations for some odd reason. For some odd reason I also thought that he would actually come across my drek. I was also in the Fanfiction.Net community then. For those who don't know, on there, it's very common to leave notes before and/or after a chapter of your story as a sort of author's update.

I thought this would be acceptable on Creepypasta fucking Wiki, and typed at the beginning something like, "Note: If Mutahar reads this for Haunted Gaming, please do third person, not word-for-word."

I was a dumb kid. What's you guys's stories? 