Talk:My Guardian Angel/@comment-31077845-20170208225316

I...what? So the terrible fate he was saved from was being caught with pornography? And probably even more inexcusably...even if one didn't immediately check for anti-theft stickers, like, anti-theft systems are really easy to see. They're almost always two huge white things standing up on either side of the exit. They're really really obvious and would make any non-severely mentally stunted person (who should've already done this) think "Hm, I should look at this thing I'm stealing to check it for any anti-theft devices". Also, anti-theft stickers would've been in all the books so unless he's never in all his time in the library looked at the back cover of a book, why wouldn't he be entirely aware of this? Also, it's a sticker. If he could check if the sticker was there he could just take it off and walk out.

This was overall so dumb I almost feel like I may be a little bit dumber just from having read it. Kids these days, I'll tell ya, back in my day when I was still in school we were so much better at engaging in activities our elders didn't approve of. Yes, things were really different way back in 2009.