User blog comment:Mmpratt99 deviantart/What's the stupidest thing you saw or done in either middle school or high school?/@comment-26326346-20160606205123


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I can't think of it right now, but I do have something really stupid that I said to a teacher and didn't realize the sexual implication behind it.

In 8th Grade English the teacher said, "Ah, Philadelphia the city of brotherly love."

Me being the class clown and sarcastic person that I am responded, "So, Philadelphia is where love is made?"

Now for whatever reason, I always thought of Philadelphia as being this place with a lot of factories and I was actually asking if love was manufactured and rolled off an assembly line there. I'd also never heard of sex as love making at the point in time, it was always just referred to as sex or ****ing.

Yeah, I got a lot of looks along the lines of "are you freaking crazy?"

Luckily, my English teacher stated in an annoyed voice with a strained look on her face, "There are many different kinds of love, Vroom."

Then there was a time where I asked my friend what a dildo was and the home-ec teacher heard me and signed my card (we all had behavioral cards). Thanks, Grand Theft Auto. 8th grade was a year of intrigue and peril for young Vroom, but somehow Vroom made it through on the first behavioral card.