User:Italyrics

So... Um... Hi! I'm Lyrics, and you're... Someone else. I guess. Anyways, I love creepypasta and Hetalia, so I'm easy to talk to! I'm unofficially slightly psychotic, and may or may not have a minor case of serious brain damage. I love Portal, too (pun not intended).

My favourite genre of creepypasta are definetely the Zelda ones-- you can screw that series up beyond repair with dark thoughts-- and my favourites include: BEN Drowned, and a whole bunch of others that I can't remember the name of. Anyways, if you have any creepypasta you, for some reason, hope to scar me beyond repair, then just tell me and I'll read it. At least twice, depending on the legnth. Though I haven't actually played the game yet, my favourite Zelda game is Majora's Mask, and I openly support the grief theory.

Not only do I love Hetalia, but I also love all anime in general. Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chobits... Yeah, I love them. An anime I can't stand is Pokemon-- don't get me wrong; I love the games, but the anime is untolerable. Well, I haven't watched the subbed version yet, and I doubt it's the anime's fault, it's just 4kids! I HATE 4KIDS! Anyways, I know a variety of a few anime, so if you think I should watch one, or read the manga, suggest it! ^^

I am a HUGE fan of upgrading technology, and I expect highly of the future, so when I heard about a game with a gun that shoots portals and an abandonned, overgrown Science laboratory, I just had to know ALL. ABOUT. IT. So, yeah. I stalk Portal. My favourite character-- by far-- is Wheatley. I don't know... I just really grew attatched to him... And then I learned he turned evil. So I raided the Half-Life Wiki for answers. Thankfully, I got answers, but wheather they're the truth or not is a mystery. I'll just hope that they are true. A character I absolutely hate is GLaDOS, because I just hate her. She keeps calling Chell fat, and makes fun of her, and calls her mute (Chell's not mute; she just stays quiet because she doesn't want to talk), and I don't like people like that. If you ask me, she deserved to be turned into a potato. But, if I get that out of the way, the undeniable reason I hate GLaDOS is because she banished Wheatley into space. If she thinks that I'll forgive her after trying to murder me, making fun of me, and then banishing Wheatley, I'll let her get eaten by a crow. I'll take a video and post it on YouTube, too.

So, anyways, other than my rants, I find myself friendly enough, and I can actually make friends with just about anyone, if I want. But, if you make an enemy of me, just watch yourself. I won't name you, or single you out, or anything-- but I can make some pretty grisly deaths in a creepypasta if I want to. But, only if I want to. ^^

Hasta la pasta,

~Lyrics