User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/Emp's Halloween Horr-tacular (2017)/@comment-25052433-20170926185320/@comment-24101790-20170927195603

"Where are the boobs? More like: Where's my Tony Shaloub? Remember the remake of Thirteen Ghosts???" ~ The review quickly descends into terrible wordplay.

"Butts? Please stop with all these jump cuts!" Empy's Halloween Horr-tacular crew quickly begins googling "early onset dementia",

"Testicles? Please stop with all these goddamn jump-scare movies that have no build-up."