Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29167802-20160920181053/@comment-24101790-20160921071729

ChristianWallis wrote:

As for me I'd be spaghetti with eyeballs.

Best creepy pasta ever.

You heard it here folks, ChristianWallis wants to be portrayed as some sort of tortalini with 'a-fraido sauce'. I can only imagine the terror they'll inspire with their creepy carbohydrate condition... (People on the Atkin's run in terror.). Possibly he wants to be seen as some sort of spooky spaghetti, creepy capellini, fearful fusilli, or petrifying perciatelli (yes, I googled that last one...).

As for the OP, it seems a bit odd to ask: "If you were a creepypasta, what would you look like?" when the answer would likely be: 'I'd look like me.' Why self-insert yourself if you're going to create this separate background.

Creepypastas really shouldn't be treated as a means of escapism or power fantasies. If you're going to self-insert yourself into a story, it feels 'weak-sauce' to create this alternate persona and physical description while including yourself into it as you're likely to create this 'Mary Stu'/'May Sue' character who has no flaws, quirks, or interesting characteristics in an attempt to portray yourself in this flawless (albeit boring) light.