User:Tim92

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Lost Episode

This is an episode me and my co-workers were able to scrap up. It's highly similar to the Squidward Suicide episode only this one...this one was WAYY to graphic! I had to throw in that extra y just to get my point across.

Anyway, this episode was never aired on television. And I'm glad it wasn't! Stuff like this can really scar a person for life. What I am about to tell you is so real, so gruesome, so gut wrenching, I strongly suggest you not eat or drink anything while reading this! But to proceed onwards with the horror that I experienced, the episode starts off the normal theme song. So far, so normal. But the title card was heart stopping. The background was all black with the words "Death Is Coming! written in red. The way it was written looked as if resembled dripping blood. My gut told me to turn it off but I just couldn't bring myself to the stop button. The show began and the titular character SpongeBob was walking to the Krusty Krab while whistling a joyous tune. It started off pretty normal enough; nothing eccentric or paranormal but one of the co-workers (a female friend of mine) noticed something in the background. It was a picture of Plankton with realistic features. His body looked completely shriveled up and his eyes were a glowing red.

"Okay...?"

I heard one of my co-workers say. Then out of no where, we see the realistic Plankton cry quietly as numerous pools of blood spill from his eyes. SpongeBob turns to him and asks him what was wrong to which Plankton replies with "Oh SpongeBob! I've tried so hard! But...but...but I just can't do it!" He then went on a three minute rambling about how he was a failure and that all his schemes to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula proved unsuccessful.

"What the hell is this?"

One of the workers asked silently as we turn our attention to Sandy the squirrel. We see her take off her air helmet while SpongeBob laugh maniacally. She yells that she can't take it anymore and she takes a huge inhalation of the water. In extremely graphic detail we see her lungs filling up with water. Her face turns blue and her eyes buck out. She takes in one more huge gasp of water and her lungs collapse. Blood and lung chunks float in the water. One of the executives walked in and halts to a stop when he saw what was on the television. Sandy's dead corpse being dragged home by Mr. Krabs; mumbling something about witchcraft or at least that's what it sounded like.

"What in the world?"

We couldn't believe it. This HAD to be a joke! Who in their right mind would think this is funny? This isn't comical, it's tragic! I wanted out. But something deep within me told me to keep watching. I wish I hadn't because next we see SpongeBob and Sandy's ghost chanting a what sounded to be a satanic ritual. We see SpongeBob's usually sweet and innocent features become disgusting and revolting. His eyes melt and are replaced with CGI flames. The flames go on for about a full minute before they die out and are replaced with pools and I mean POOLS of blood. SpongeBob's nose vanishes and is replaced with the numbers 666. But even that can pass with me because what he says next is a real shocker!

"You. You all. Yeah you. The viewer. Come here!"

We look around obviously frightened. We Then see Patrick press up against the glass and vomit up a black liquid for about five minutes. Once this was over, SpongeBob turns and says...

"Are you going to come here or do I have to repeat myself? You with the brown t-shirt, what's your name?"

We all turned to Matt who was wearing a brown t-shirt. He gulped loudly and then zoomed out of the room. Static filled the screen and then all we heard we cries and screams. The screaming got louder and more fearful as if the were screams begging for help. Once that was over, the static starts to fade and we see Patrick with scissors lodged in this throat blood leaking down. He turns around showing the back of his head and in a VERY dark and deep voice he says:

"You people fail to see the real thing. The thing that's been going on between my kind and your kind for centuries! Welcome to the paranormal side! I hope you believe in Satan because he isn't happy! I know I'm not!"

The screen goes blank and all that's heard is a loud and exaggerated no. Then...Squidward pops off. He pulls out the clarinet and began to play it. At that moment, his body is slashed in half and all that is seen is the spewing of blood and guts. It happened too fast for us to get good glimpse. We rewinded it and noticed that a CGI SpongeBob slashed him in two with.a katana. That was it. Tears filled my eyes and I fell to my knees sobbing at what I just witnessed.

To all you parents, please, please, please, PLEASE take extra caution of this of this show! Don't let your child experience what I did! No one should have to witness the evil we just seen a while back! That is just......sickening. Absolutely sickening! I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!