User:Cheese Lord

It's ' KOROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ' Don't break the rules on chat, or suffer the hammer.

Cool story,. Tell it again?

About me
Horror for life.

I usually read creepypastas with enough thought, paranoia factor, subtlety (though not limited to it) to get me reading. I also have an affinity for troll pastas with the exception of HTPs (unless they are well written). I'm 13, male and living in Somers, New York. I'm also a self-proclaimed grammar nazi on this wiki, so expect to see me correcting grammar mistakes in pastas a lot (I will check your user submissions list or leave a message in your talk page if permission is required). I'm also a chat moderator here so feel free to ask me any questions concerning the chat (or editing). Mostly minor edits and chat. I have an affinity for metal music, and classic rock. Some of my favorite bands are:

Electric Wizard, Led Zeppelin, Tool, Reverend Bizarre, and lots more.

I became a chat moderator on February 23d, 2012. Happy day!

My Personal Quote: "The pen is not what is mighty, what is mighty is the one who weilds it."

Favorite pastas
ME TIE DOUGH-TY WALKER! - First read it in the original book. Nostalgic (even though I'm 13, hah.)

Squidward's Suicide - Incredibly unsettling. The only bad thing I can say about this pasta is that it spawned many cruddy clone lost episode pastas.

Suicidemouse.avi - Another inspirational lost episode. Boring to most, genius to others (like me).

BEN - Awesome, but like Squidward's Suicide, spawned way too many cruddy clone pastas.

Salvation - Very cool ritual pasta, the one that got me into ritual pastas as a whole.

Frown Cat - Hilarious, especially since I never found Smile Dog scary in the first place.

Love - Beautiful, just beautiful.

The Cleansing - The most disturbing pasta I have ever read, hands down. Words will not describe the terrible feelings it gave me after I first read it...major cheers to the author of this nearly flawless pasta. In fact, I think the only thing wrong with it is how much it scared me!

Cupcakes - Greatest fanfic ever. You could actually see Pinkie Pie doing that and feel Rainbow Dash's suffering...

Family Heirlooms - This was some NASTY shit! Nuff said.

"We were. We were slender." - Probably the best Slendy pasta I've seen on site.

The Russian Sleep Experiment - So damn creepy. So realistic, so plausible, which is what makes it so awesomely disturbing.

Creepypasta Wiki Friends
Feel free to sign your name to the "Friends" list. Only I can add the "Best Friends" list.

Best Friends
Maverick (best bud #1)

Trey (best bud #2)

Zalgo

Megan

Hidden (best bud #3)

Mr. Pengy

Cleric

Bush

Fur

Friends
CreepyStoryTeller

AA

User:Rundevil Still the best, since 1973

Mr. Amazing

MJ

Momo

Mr. Guy

Metalhead

Clover

Spice

Megan

Beary

I suck

Oblit

Reapy

Yes, I actually like this guy now

Jabber

Javer

Shinigami.Eyes

King of creepers

User:Ilovecreepypasta

User Pasta guy

The Slenderman

XanCrews

Ryushu

SloshyBot

Kokoa

Soulsfury5

--If you ever existed at one time, click here! 23:43, March 29, 2012 (UTC)

Creepypasta Wiki Enemies
Only sign this list if you DON'T like me!:

everyone

WE ARE FRENIMIES! I'm kinda indiferent about you...If you ever existed at one time, click here! 23:45, March 29, 2012 (UTC)

My Subpages
User:Weirdowithcoffee/My Stats

User:Weirdowithcoffee/Edit count

User:Weirdowithcoffee/My goals

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"Mindless slaves to the black god..."

My Pastas (So Far)
My Daughter

Meat

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season 3 Episode 13 - "Damnation"

The Worker

The Customer and the Cashier

Epic quotes
"There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive, which is the most common, is the type of individual you see screaming at a grocery store cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive, the least common, is the cashier at the store who remains quiet at his job day after day until he then finally loses it and just shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier." - Dr. Buddy Rydell, Anger Management

"Humans are the workers in a biiig corporation. If there was not Boss (man upstairs) do you really think we would have reason to behave or follow rules? The belief--or more correctly, the fear--of a higher power keeps the people in check. It's a security blanket for the masses to explain away guilt, causality, and/or reasoning for otherwise unexplainable events." - ClericofMadness

DOOOOOOOM!
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