User:Sloshedtrain/Sloshy's Review Center

This is a page where users can request a review for their or other people's pastas. I will attempt to review pastas that are onsite or offsite. I will also review deleted pastas to give a proper critique and breakdown (I prefer deleted pastas to be uploaded on Pastebin, then I'll post my review on your talkpage). My criticism may get harsh, but I will try to review in the lightest tone I can.

Please use a HEADER (==Header Name==) or use the box above the Preview/Publish button) to separate your request from the others. Put the title of the pasta you want me to request in the header title. Also, do not forget to sign your posts with FOUR TILDES (~) so I know who is talking to me.

Guidelines: 1. Absolutely no fan-fictions. 2. No Spinoffs, I read my fair share of those in the past. 3. OC greatly appreciated. 4. Trollpastas will get a lulzly review. 5. Half-baked, low-quality pastas (poor grammar, formatting, really bad plot, zero signs of editing and revising, etc) will be dismissed and posted on the Trollpasta Wiki. 6. Do not get offended from criticism, despite how harsh. 7. And then a skeleton popped out.
 * This only applies to the worst of the worst.