User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25226524-20170212124226

Here - Shit, Piss, CreamPies, and Clowns: When Lowbrow Isn't Low Enough

5,000 words of pure smegma.

This one physically and mentally drained me. Maybe that's because I'm on a ridiculous cocktail of anti-depressants and sedatives coupled with a five cup a day coffee addiction, and I was also masturbating the whole time. Would have had it done sooner, but my one-handed typing isn't what it used to be. I think it will go nicely on the front page.