User blog:Turntechgodhead/The derogatory Blog thingy telling you about me

Name: Dave strider. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no but my real name is Noah Gray Jones.

Favorite color: i have two, Blue and red.

Sexuality: pansexual

Favorite things: Games, Homestuck, 90's movies, Rose lalonde, Dave strider.

Ships: Dave X Rose OTP

Relationship status: Single

Do i have a crush: Yes

Who do i have a crush on?: Fuck off

just tell us asshole: No. fuck that. go away

I will rain fiery-: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE OR DEAL WITH IT YOUR NOT FINDING THE FUCK OUT

do you like waffles?: No but i like homestuck

are you a homosexual?: no i'm pansexual

same thing: no it isn't

you still fuck guys: .... get the fuck out

whose your favorite homestuck character?: are. are you even fucking serious man? HELLO LOOK AT MY NAME its DAVE STRIDER.

whose your favorite homestuck Kid?: Dave.

Whose your favorite Homestuck Troll?: Tavros/Karkat (its a tie)

fetishes?: Incest (i know fuck you i'm weird alright?) glasses, shyness, nerdiness, being a homestuck fan, being a rose cosplayer, fangs,

Age: 14

now this is a really important questi-: Seven inches.