Talk:Jailbreak: R3d Bal00n/@comment-25340844-20140911003139

"I can hear its crackling noises brushing against the door. It is thumping violently against it; I don't think I have much time left. Whatever you do don't use red balloon, it’s hard to come across but if you ever do --Oh god I can see it, the door, it's breaking! The planks are falling through, this thing it is hideous it is some deformed creature, and I can barely make out human characteristics. It’s disfigured. Its skin is stretched, its eyes are deep black; its shrieking is destroying my ear drums. It’s almost finished with the door, I don't have anymore time. It is going to get to me and I can only imagine--"

Though I don't understand your choice to spend your last moments furiously tapping away on your iphone's keyboard* and dictating every single movement made by the creature to total strangers, I will admit that you were lucky you were attacked by the slowest fucking monster in history. You might not have had time to type all of that out otherwise.


 * I am forced to assume you are writing this commentary on your phone, as you do not mention hauling your computer into the closet with you.