Talk:The Christmas Krampus/@comment-5784644-20141224141953

And I spent every subsequent Christmas trying to catch Santa again so I can stuff him in a bag and throw him off a cliff to prevent him from ever sacrificing children to Krampus ever again! And son, that's how I encountered Krampus, Merry Christmas and remember to keep that box of unlit matches and unlit torches under your pillow or else, you might wake up in a sack. Ad if that happens, take my story as escape instructions.