Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-4676581-20130425175945/@comment-14705774-20130425191519

It is theoretically possible for a person named Jeff to be the subject of bullying, survive his face and eyelids being burnt and bleached, be 13 years old, and start stabbing people to death. However, this precise sequence of events is improbable and apparently has never happened. Therefore, Jeff the Killer is real in the hypothetical sense but probably not in the practical sense. Similar reasoning can be applied for other non-supernatural pasta monsters.