User:Mr.Zalgopasta

Hello... Go away.

So you're braver then I thought. If I bore you... oh well.

Articles I've Written:

No Gifts This Year, Play Something, Room 101, Songbirds, I Love, Sentiments, Shadow of Pestilence, Sodomy of Innocence, Dark Woods: The Elmridge Grasp, Can't Stop Death, Don't Stop Running, The Strain's Hold, Eyes, Karma, Stranger than Fiction, Fables and my newest addition: Heartbeat

I guarantee that you will not look at all of those photos and NOT bust out laughing at at least one of them >>

My Art
It's right over yonder >>>>>>> {C I'm going to upload moar and moar art... as I work on it :))))))) Some of my artistic influences mainly come from Beksinski and Damien Hirst, along with Dali, Munch, Aivazovski, van Gogh, Monet, et cetera et cetera.

Mah Music
Yes that's right... I'm a writer, artist, AND musician. Joy to the world. Right now I'm working on a piece for my high school band directly inspired by Mussorgsky's/Korsakov's "Night on Bald Mountain".

I play saxophone (jazz... whoot *applies thick-rimmed glasses*), flute, and I'm teaching myself clarinet, trumpet, and piano.

Song of the Day: Teen Age Riot by Sonic Youth *confetti*

My Saxophone Wishlist

 * Sax Dakota XG Type
 * Selmer Paris Mk VI
 * P. Mauriat PMXT - 66R FL
 * P. Mauriat Le Bravo

The Four Truths of Heavy Metal

 * 1) Budgie invented it
 * 2) Black Sabbath gave it its identity
 * 3) Deep Purple refined everything about it
 * 4) Led Zeppelin made it mainstream

I ARE SERIOUS ADMIN!!!
Dis iz mah bannin' musik!

Night on Bare/Bald Mountain (Composed by Mussorgsky/Arranged by Korsakov)

Reminders to Self
Big Ol' To-Do List

Mountain of Work 0612

To Do List 0712

Contact Me
If you want to tell me: how much you hate me, how fucking awesome I am, or how you plan on killing me... contact me at [mailto:lookmeintheeye@yahoo.com lookmeintheeye@yahoo.com]

P.S.
I don't take shit from anyone. If you feel like trying me go right ahead. You will end up outdone.