User blog comment:Dorkpool/"This Is My First Pasta"/@comment-25230922-20150702054816

Dis ish mai fisrt pasta and it go daleted becaz EmpyrealInvective is a ****

Ets called Jeff da Keller gos on a clitche advunture and ets da best paster I ever writed!

Won dae Jeff da Keller wuz wlaking dan da road an he seed dis garaje sale, and he want dere and dere was dis spuuuukkkky old man who sad "Jeff wud yu lik ta by my video gaem?! ets called majora's mask an ets toadsly nut hunted or anyding!" an Jeff wus liek "hellz yeah! 420 blaz et!" an den he kilt da man an taked da gaem anyways

Den wehn Jeff gut hoem, he put da gaem into his xbux420blazet an et didn wurk! An he wuz liek "y is dis shit nut wurkin?!" An den Jane da Keller camed in (lol camed) an she wuz liek "Jeff yu haf ta lern da tru mening of gaming!" An Jeff sad "WTF es da tru mening!" an Jane sad "Yu furgot da mountain dew an doritos!" an Jeff wuz liek "Oh shit!"

An den dey wnet ta da suprmket and dey seed a swag*** an bete him up cuuz he wuz a swag*** an den stold his mtn dew and doritoes an wen hoem bat da gaem stil didn wurk. Jeff waz liek "WTF" an Jane sad "nowz yu hav to 840 blaz et cuz 420 isn enuf" Su dey wen ta a bak aley an bete up anuther swag*** and stold his weed. Den dey wen hoem an 840 blazd et

An den a skeleton poped owt but et wuz actually anuther swag*** so dey bete him up.

Den dey plaid cod but died a bunch of tiems so dey caled every1 ****ies becaz dey wer noobs. Den dey drunk da mtn dew and doritos an da gaem sturted wurking! But den et wuz HOOOONNNNTTTEEEEDDDDDDD

De End

On a more serious side note, it being your first pasta has never ever been an excuse. It is your responsibility to use the resources allotted to you here in order to improve your writing skills and storytelling abilities. We have a Writer's Workshop. We have Writing Advice Blogs. We have multiple people who would review a story the moment they were asked. There are a dozen other sites to post your stories beforehand for review and quality measurement. In the end, you have no excuse for posting a bad quality work to the site.