User talk:Aceprimium

The New Legend
I was by myself in the kitchen eating eggs that I had just finished making. It was around 5am in New York, so the skies were still a little bit dark and cloudy. I looked outside the kitchen window and see a dark, tall, and shadowy figure passing the window. I got creeped out and headed to lock my the door. But I got there too late. The door knob was already turning. I gasped and ran twords the cabinets to grab a knife. I heard the door open and since I was pretty scared, I clumsily dropped the knife. Luckily, it was only my friend Alan. I tolled him how scared shit I was and he cracked up.

Later that day, while I was watching tv, Alan tollled me about a NES game that he had hacked. He handed me the cartridge and the game was The Legend of Zelda. He said that he wanted me to tesst it and see if it's good, so we went to the attic where I had me old NES consle. He put in the game and turned on the machine. Then the game started. Everything looked about the same except that the skies behind the title screen were cloudy and dark, like how they were this morning. I pressed start and the game begin. The first thing that showed up was text reading, "Hope you enjoy" in red, sort of bloody, letters. I turned to look at Alan, he was grining.

Following the text was a creepy and cracky laugh. Then the screen went black. Tunder sounds came from  the game and then the game really began. I took Link to the cave where the old man gives you the Master Sword, but there was no sword, and instead of an old man there were two people, young people. I made Link walk up to the one on the left wearing green and text poped up in red saying, "Your end is near, YOUR END IS NEAR" Then, the character on the right walked up to link and stabed him with a sword. Link's blood spread all over the floor. Then the character turned and faced the other character. Dark red text apperead stating, "NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! IT'S YOUR TURN!"

I rapidly turned off the NES. "What the hell is wrong with you!' I shouted at Alan. He just stayed there laghing uncontrollably. Then the lights in the room went out. The laughter stopped. I searched around for a flashlight, and fortunately I found one. I turned it on and shined it on Alan. He was getting something out of his pocket. It was a KNIFE! I screamed and tried to crawl to the attic's exit. But Alan grabed my leg. He jamed the knife in my leg and I screamed in pain. He licked the blood of the knife before he took his next blow. This time he stabbed my thigh and  he moved the knife around to make sure I wouldn't try to move around for the killing blow. Suddenly, I somehow grew unbelievable strenth. I grabed Alan arm with one hand and took the knife away with the other. I then jamed the knife in his forehead. He dropped, dead. Then somehow the NES turned back on and there, on the tv screen, was a the green shirted character, and infront of him was the other character with the sword in his head.

Aceprimium (talk) 19:53, February 17, 2013 (UTC)