User blog comment:Raidra/Creepypasta Thanks/@comment-24040907-20141201230048/@comment-4849011-20141203022742

Were they stingy with the food and drinks at your bowling alley too? The one we used to go to had a menu, but whenever I'd go the the concession stand there was no one there. No one seemed the least bit interested in selling the listed items to paying customers. Is a hot dog and a red cream soda really too much to ask for? [Note: I'd always try at the end of our bowling session, so no one could say they were worried about something being spilled on the lane or in the ball machine] Since we went in the afternoon we used to think, "Well, maybe they open it at night," but one time I went with a friend and her brother at night and there was still nobody there. ~shrugs while the theme from Curb Your Enthusiasm plays in the background~

When I was younger I liked to entertain myself during visits to department stores by pretending to be a mannequin. I'd don a pair of sunglasses, strike a pose, and stand still until it was time to leave. Those were the days! Wow, I haven't done that since I was maybe, hmm, 26 or so. It would be harder to do nowadays because the mannequins don't look as life-like as they used to. ~crosses arms and looks irritated~