Talk:Squidward's Suicide/@comment-3244769-20140101223920

Alright, this is bad. Let me explain everything wrong with it:

1. "Hyper-realistic", eh? Does that mean it's more realistic than real life?

2. Dang, Spongebob is a jerk.

3. I think the crowd was booing the pasta, and their pupils turned red after reading it.

4. Dying children is overused and unnecessary. Oh, and while we're at it, why not make it as gory as possible? Because gory is always scary, right?

5. "The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches." Why are there trees IN THE OCEAN? Should trees be, I don't know, above land?!

6. If the point photographer was trying to make is to show he was murdering children, why didn't he make the whole video just him killing them? What's the point of putting five frames of them dead randomly throughout the video?

7. "Tears of blood were dripping down his face." Why? Is that supposed to be scary? It's completely unrelated to suicide in general and you never told us that Squidward has a bad eye problem.

8. Why is Squidwarrd holding a shotgun? When did he load it?

9. Why did Squidward commit suicide in the first place? If people hated his performance, he could have just quit playing the clarinet, so there was no reason to kill himself. Again, it's just unneeded gore.