Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24935146-20140513192800

(WARNING: SOME OF THIS STORY IS TRUE, BUT NOT ALL OF IT!)

I had been watching the news the other day. It said a derranged murderer had escaped from prison and he was on the run. That had me Paranoid for the rest of the morning.

When I arrived at school, I decided everything was fine. No alarms were going off, no windows were filled with bullet holes.

...Until 2 hours through the school day.

(True part ->) *BEEP BEEP BEEP* An alarm had gone off and I had freaked out. *PEWPEWPEW* Random gunshots (True part >) from nowhere! We all hid somewhere but my crush didn't make it in time. She was shot in the head and (True part >) died. Thats when it happened. I couldn't take it anymore. I heard my heart beating and my brain

(True part >) screaming at me. My sight went blood red and my hands curled into fists. I ran out there and the man (True part >) Aimed his gun at me. BAM! The gun shot but he missed by a little centimeter. I picked up a chair and (True part >) threw it at the man. My body felt proud. I grabbed a pencil and shoved it in the back of his head. (True part >) I looked over at where everyone was hiding. They all stared at me. I stumbled back as my sight became back to normal. I ran away and never went to school again. 