User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/The Night Stalker is Dead/@comment-9584883-20150614014208/@comment-26030957-20150614031351

Anybody who would ask me to write them in a story is definitely BAT-SHIT CRAZY!! Here's your badge.

My characters are lobotomized, raped by werewolves, sold to meth cooks, forced into prostitution, and slaughtered by Big Foot.

By the way, we need to fix this badge up. Maybe Ruckus can work some of his magic on it.