User blog:ImGonnaBeThatGuy/Downton Abbey: THE LOST EPISODE

I won't tell you how I got it BECAUSE IT WILL SCARE YOUR DICK OFF (or your uterus out, this is an equal genitalia scare-portunity, this is what the '60s were all about). But, know this: I have the only copy of the only unaired copy of Julian Assange's hit television show: Downton Abbey. I will describe it to you, BUT BE WARNED. After I watched this episode, I went totes INSANE. I've already killed myself. My super sad ghost is writing this. Here it is:

The Crowleys/Granthams are having breakfast. Carson comes in. Wait, what's going on? He doesn't seem to be carrying anything. Carson moves to an empty chair (a chair reserved for Sybil??) and he sits down.

That is totally not like the Carson I've come to know and love since the first generation of Downey Abbey way back in 1996. Carson would never do something so depraved.

Lord Grantham vomits, After awhile the money, crown roast and tea in his stomach is depleted and he starts throwing up blood.