User talk:Jimbot700

You know the Malo mart from Zelda Twilight Princess. With it's annoying song. What if I told you it has a dark story about to be told.

I was looking on the internet for a copy of Zelda Twilight Princess for the GameCube. I looked through a million websites and never found my price range. ($20) Then I finally found a copy on ebay for $10 and it was used. Naturally me not caring I bought it and 5 weeks later I got it. I ran to my GameCube popped the game in and turned it on. I created a site and was almost done with the game. I got the 2,000 rupees donated them to the Malo mart. I came to the shop when I needed some stuff. Instead of the gorons singing their normal song(Duh-DE-Duh-DE) they sang "help me help me." I was freaked out a little so I left ASAP after buying my stuff.Then I went to the other Malo mart and bought the magic armor for 600 rupees. Then no one was dancing and no happy music played. After these events I decided to do a little research. It turns out my game is a bootlegged(not made by Nintendo). Turns out the guy I bought this from hacked the game! If he tried to scare the #### out of some kids he succeeded. I tried to fix the game on my computer. When I finished a message said "You did it!". At first it was kinda weird cause I know Windows XP is not that advanced. Then I used an emulator just to make sure. And everything was normal. Then I put the game in my GameCube and I almost cried. The game was on and I was in the Malo mart. The gorons were dead blood was everywhere and Malo was standing there watching me. I turned the game off and put it on my shelf and never touched it again........

Wait this isn't over just yet. After putting it on my shelf I calmed down and played some Wind Waker. I played for 30 minutes when i went in beetles shop. I was horrified to find Malo and the dead gorons from Twilight Princess. Malo said "Why do you not shop at the GOD OF PRICES' shop!". I turned Wind Waker off and put Super Mario Sunshine in. When I was going to trade some blue coins for shines. Malo was there but this time dead pinatas (Those guys with trees on their head) were dead and Mario looked like he was scared half to death! Malo simply stated "Good bye". My GameCube shut off and it didn't turn on. The next time your playing Twilight Princess beware cause he is out there watching you.