User:FiveMinuteAwesomeness

Home Alone It all happened one day when I was home alone. I woke up at 7 AM and walked downstairs. I didn't have much to do, so I turned on my Nintendo 64. I started playing Super Mario 64, and went to my file with 76 stars. Then, something weird happened. I tried going through the hole to go to the Wing Cap course, and I fell through and the screen turned black. I turned off all of the power in my house to reset the console, and it didn't work the second time I tried. I was disappointed to find my favorite game to be broken. To my electronics knowledge, I used every trick I knew to fix it, and they didn't help. So I threw the game away. The next morning, I was home alone again. I took the garbage bag and threw it in the can. I watched the truck from my front porch. When the truck left, I took the can back to my garage, and found that one thing didn't leave the can when the truck came. It was the game. I decided to get the game out again, but it was somewhat stuck to the can. I finally got it out with a power drill (not sure why I used a drill), and put the game back into the console. This time, the game worked, but not properly. I clicked the file (with 76 stars) and the screen said 101 stars for an odd reason. I picked my favorite course, Tall Tall Mountain, and then the game acted strange. It started moving slower and slower, including the music, then the screen blacked out. It later went back to the level, but I was falling off the slide level. The game was also playing the Ultimate Koopa theme backwards. I fell through the out of bounds boundary, taking me to a pitch-black area. Then, I saw a sign in big letters saying: YOU ARE NEXT I unplugged the game and scrammed out of my house. Instead of throwing it away, I broke it in half with a chain saw. Then I burned it in a campfire. The next day, I went out to see if the game had burned completely. It had, so I went back inside. However, that wasn't it. I returned to my N64 in HOPES that the glitch (possibly) hadn't ruined my console. So I got out Mario Kart 64, and turned on the game. I didn't feel like playing a grand prix, so I went to Time Trials and went to Luigi Raceway to try to find a new glitch. I attempted shrooming out of bounds, and I was successful. then, the game started slowing down again and then went black. It then went to an area saying: WE WARNED YOU Then, I was put asleep by something I didn't catch. When I finally got back awake in a hospital bed (thank GOD we had security systems), they told me that an unknown man in an anti-Super Mario 64 shirt that said, "This game is evil. We will change your outlook on it." He somehow programmed the signs into the game, then found anyone who saw it and put them to sleep. One hour after they took me home, my parents arrived back from vacation. The hospital people left, and I started playing my Wii. the mystery of the man who put me to sleep was left untamed.......