Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5910495-20130119122118/@comment-1290332-20130129182836

Another dimensional rift appeared, and I was transported to the Dimension Of Unbearably Cute Fluffy Things. Jeff, who had followed me through the portal, was captured by the Cute Gestapo (a squad of gigantic teddy bears in uniforms), hogtied with licorice ropes onto a candy cane pole, and hauled to prison for being "too ugly". Thankfully, I was hiding in the candied-violet bushes. I knew that in this new repulsive form, I'd stick out like a sore thumb in this world dominated by cuteness.