User blog comment:ChristianWallis/Curation Blog No 2/@comment-4849011-20160905003519/@comment-4849011-20160906003525

Deodato's Pizzeria, home of the Long Pig Special! You get a party-size Soylent Green pizza with up to three additional toppings, your choice of breadsticks or Buffalo bites, four dipping sauces, cinnamon sticks with frosting, and a 2-liter Coca-Cola! Ask about our Vegetarian Lover's Pizza!

This comment section suddenly has more cannibalism than one of Banning's Tobit stories.

(By the way, for any strangers who come by, this is all dark albeit harmless humor. We don't want you trying to make a long pig pizza and claim we advocated it, okay?)