User blog:Mr.Zalgopasta/I've Done The Most Stupid Thing...

That I've ever done in my life.

Hello my many minions,

So I love (among many other things) BBQ. Like a lot! So I just went to this little dive that I had just discovered and I got some of the "Extreme Sauce" (creative name right?). Basically it's a Jabenero (or however the hell you spell it) pepper (seeds included) with Ghost Pepper and Trinidad Scorpion Peppers. So my friend is like, "You'll never eat that". She was willing to put money on it so I took the challenge. I was too stupid, however, to realize that she meant ON FOOD so I took a spoon and just gulped a spoonfull down alone. That fucking burned. And what's worse is I had nothing, no milk was provided :(((((((, to cool the burn down. After I regained conscientiousness I look around and see that all eyes are on me. As if my face wasn't red enought from the heat :P The story has a good ending though seeing that my friend paid me twice as much (and then promptly took it to buy desert) than what she offered ^_^