Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5643552-20150313132709/@comment-4849011-20150321003603

Our robot tasted human blood, so we had to put it down before it became a man-eater.

Here's one that somehow slipped my mind on the previous thread - "Lil Wayne's Secret". The worst part isn't even the story (which is still pretty bad). The worst part is that the people who praised this story made comments like "This is probably true!" and "I can believe this!" I thought, "Are you serious!? If you are, then I've got a nice bridge in Brooklyn I'd be willing to sell you!" Hopefully they were just kidding, but if they were serious, then odds are good they also believe that I really did have a robot that needed to be put down.