User:Clancy Pastas

How to make your own ‘Buddy in the Dark’. Are you scared of walking past dark rooms? Scared of walking down the dark hallway, or sitting alone in the dark house? You can solve those problems easily. Just make yourself an imaginary friend. Lots of people do it, but it isn’t recommended. The process is dangerous. However, I will tell you how to do such a thing, if you wish. Step one: Draw a picture of what you want your imaginary friend to be. You must be very precise, or it may come out wrong, and there is no going back after you make your imaginary friend. Step two: Locate where the heart will be on your imaginary friend and place a drop of salt water there. This will scare away any evil demons that wish to possess your drawing. Step three: With a clean, steel knife, pierce the skin of your pinky and drop a single drop of blood where the brain is located on your friend. No more than one drop, no less. Too much and the imaginary friend will be connected to you too strongly. Too little and it may betray you. Some people have reported receiving injuries in the night, supposedly from their imaginary friends. Step four: Give your imaginary friend a name. Then, say to your picture, “Wake up-your imaginary friend’s name”. Whatever room the picture is in, leave. Turn off all of the lights and lay in your bed. It is preferable to make your imaginary friend at night, so you may fall asleep in bed. It is required to sleep, or the spirit that will be inhabiting your imaginary friend will be afraid and leave. The next day, go back to your picture. The blood and salt water will probably have soaked into the paper. Find a candy and place it in the center of the paper. Don’t look at the picture for the rest of the day. Quick glances are allowed, but no staring. Never turn on the lights in the room the picture is in. At the end of the day, go to sleep. The next day, the candy will be gone. The wrapper will remain, and your picture will be shredded to pieces and left on the table. Dispose of these and spread salt on where those two items were. This will scare away bad spirits again, for the link between the spirit world and the human world has been weakened by this ritual. From now on, you will constantly feel a presence. To some people, it calms them, lets them know that someone is watching over them. To some, though, they go mad from the constant attention and kill themselves. There is no going back. For the rest of your days, you will feel this same presence. When it is dark, you will always see something out of the corner of your eye. If you turn to it, it will disappear. You will never be able to see it, only in your peripheral vision. Once your imaginary friend has been created, and you know it is following you, do not speak of it to anybody. Never insult it or mock it or pretend that it doesn’t exist. It is recommended to not stay awake between two o’clock and four o’clock in the morning. People that have stayed up until then have reported creaking, moaning noises in their house, open windows that were shut just minutes before, and the sound of distant, hysterical laughter.