User blog:BenNasty/Just Sayin...

So, for those of you who actually read this shit, you may have figured out that I work in Law Enforcement. More accurately, I work in a Correctional Facility. (Prison, jail, detention center etc) Aaaanyway, so I'm conducting a contraband search in one of the general population cell blocks and what do I find…not a damn thing. No that’s not true, I found all kinds of things this guy could use to make a shank, as well as a SHIT LOAD of pornography. Now for those of you who don’t know, Porn is not allowed in most smaller jails because it will cause all kinds of issues between the inmates for not “sharing their bitches”.

So I take all this shit to my supervisor to show off my findings, feeling quite pleased with myself and he says “Typical Wilson…slappin it and trying to stab fuckers”. This guy gets placed on a disciplinary segregated lock down for like 96 hours, moved from general population back over to innitial housing (which puts him in a cell for 23 hours a day once his 96 hour lock down is over) and I get to look like a fuckin superhero. Ladies and gentlemen…and figments of my imagination that read this ,  I AM GOD. 