User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/So, like, dude, like, what's up, creepypasta peeps? How's spring going?/@comment-26030957-20160404182913/@comment-26030957-20160408201928

Ha ha, good one. A blonde gets pulled over and as the cop approaches the car he begins to unzip his pants. The blonde groans and says, "Not another breathalyzer test!"