User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-26475800-20161223055527/@comment-25947144-20161223105840

"I'm going to be with my kids and then driving to my mother-in-laws, which is the last thing I want to be doing on Christmas."- I understand perfectly, my friend. That's why I always kidnap my potential mates' mothers to get a good impression on what to expect.