Board Thread:Administration/@comment-4832646-20140401205802/@comment-24841494-20140404124729

ClericofMadness wrote: Do you know where things like this would be great to discuss? A functioning chat! Like, a chat where people could discuss site matters for reals and not get bogged down with idiotic matters.

Also, to stay with the topic and get off my high horse balanced on this soapbox, the Micropasta thing is redic.

However, I managed to write a nifty story in 107 words. Please, for everyone, define the two events here:

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You’re moving out and that’s final!

I couldn’t believe that, just like that, our marriage was over. I mean, we didn’t get along anymore, but I didn’t know she had the papers drafted in advance.

I did love her, at first. She just had a superiority complex that manifested after a year.

All things considered, though, I counted my blessings a few weeks after I got the boot. Her house caught on fire, burned everything inside it. My poor ex-wife included.

“I’m sorry,” I told her mother at the funeral. She told me not to feel bad. I don’t apologize unless I mean it, though. Wow, that was actually really good, haha. Okay, first event, they get a divorce. Secondly the house burns down with the ex-wife inside, then finally the man apologizes to the mother, and it is revealed that he doesn't apologize unless he means it.