Talk:Another Senseless Ritual/@comment-31984427-20180622002748

This. Is. Awesome. Lots of really funny, clever lines. Some of my favorites:

"Hello there! If you are reading this and haven't read the procedures beforehand, expect to be stripped of your senses relatively soon!"

"Grasp the bump and pull it downward. Congratulations, you just pulled a trap. Traps aren't good here, so I suggest you don't pull any more of them."

"Well, what did you think would happen upon jumping? Did you fall to the ground? Of course you did! That's how gravity works. Granted, this was mostly for my enjoyment, but I'm not sure what else you expected."

The best thing about this pasta is the narrator. He's hilarious, self-conscious, and tons of fun. Really brings the story to life and makes it a really entertaining read.

9/10