Talk:Cry Baby Lane/@comment-4066758-20160125173441

Also, this pasta is riddled with so many plot holes, it would make a pretty good imitation of swiss cheese:

1: You're an intern, narrator. How in God's name did you get the power to veto the director? At least in Squidward's Suicide, it was just a case of an intern having access to something they most likely wouldn't have, but it could've happened. Here, the intern has the power to veto the director, which is something an intern definitely would not have.

2: Piggybacking in on that last question, as soon as Lauer made that statement about twins eating one another, from the canon you established, you could've turned that down right then and there. That said, why didn't you?

3: You spend a good seven to eight paragraphs describing some of the most disgusting imagery in any creepypasta ever written(save for Clockwork: Your Time Is Up), and then immediately brush it off and resume telling us how the movie was going? Why did you even put any of that in to begin with, then?

4: "...they had to cut a good 15–20 minutes of ‘disturbing’ footage from the film before it was fit to be released, and it was only fit to be released." Why exactly did you feel the need to repeat yourself there? That would be like if I wrote, "I swept the floor until I was done, and I was done." Furthermore, the sentence, They didn’t have enough time to check the footage frame by frame." is a lie, because there's a thing called "postponing" for when situations like that occur.

5: "...unless they cut every single scene that had the pictures in them." The pictures weren't in the film. Lauer showed them separately from the film. This means that you either A: failed to let us know that the pictures were storyboards; or B: are presenting us with a different series of events that was also never established.

6: "Every child watching Cry Baby Lane has an unconscious memory of those pictures..." First of all, they weren't in the studio to see the pictures, and, as we established in the plot hole mentioned above, the pictures weren't in the film. Secondly, if it's an unconscious memory, it's something that doesn't really bother whomever may have such a memory unless it's brought back up by some means or another.

7: All of those allusions to cartoons at the end have nothing to do with the cartoons they're alluding to.