Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-2240864-20140612220044/@comment-24115679-20140617025618

I would ditch all of the details of the original pasta and just focus on Jeff's picture (which is, in my opinion, the only frightening thing about him). I'd probably even get rid of his name, because let's face it, "Jeff the Killer" sounds pretty stupid. "Jeff" is not exactly a name that strikes fear into my heart, and adding "the killer" to the end is just childish.

I would generate a sense of mystery around the photo. I would offer a few theories as to who the horribly disfigured man in the picture might be. I would write accounts from several different perspectives, from people all over the world, who all claim to have been attacked at night in their bedrooms by the man in the photo. I would remind the reader that it is physically impossible for one man to have committed all these crimes, as many of them occured within minutes of each other in different countries.

I would theorize that whoever the man in the picture is, he hates his disfigured appearance, and as a result he hates it when people look at him. We can infer this because he only attacks people who have seen his face. This is why it is likely that whoever took his picture met a violent end shortly thereafter. I would suggest that it's possible, just by looking at his picture, that you've made yourself a target of his wrath.

I would close by saying that if you're falling asleep at night, and you hear a soft voice whisper "go to sleep" in your ear, you should not under any circumstances open your eyes. Just pretend to be asleep and wait for the sun to rise. You may feel the man breathing on your neck all night long, but if you value your life, you cannot look at him.

Anyway, that's how I'd do it. Simple, but more effective than all the preteen drama, wannabe badass gunfights, and Joker ripoff skin bleaching/mouth carving from the original pasta. Thoughts?