User blog comment:CP Lover/Which one/@comment-10350197-20141031161629/@comment-4849011-20141106134935

That reminds me of an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Mr. Krabbs had found a treasure map and enlisted SpongeBob and Patrick as his crew. The map said to go ten thousand paces east from the tree with two leaves. Mr. Krabbs had stupidly given Patrick (who's dumb as a rock) the compass. When he asked Patrick which way was east, Patrick looked at the compass for a second before pointing and replying, "That way, sir!" Well, they made the exhausting 10,000 pace trip and there was no X to mark the spot. Mr. Krabbs was confused and exclaimed, "It said it'd be a thousand paces east!" Patrick asked, "Oh, 'east'?!  I thought you said, 'weast'!" "'Weast'?!  What kind of compass are you readin', lad!?" "This one, sir." (Krabbs looks at compass)  "That's 'west', Patrick.  You're fired again!" (a reference to earlier in the cartoon)  That miscommunication/misunderstanding set that treasure hunt back a while, but at least Patrick was polite and respectful.

Also, I've gotten some strange results from using Google Translate as well.