Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5910495-20130119122118/@comment-5097333-20130122202330

But alas, the joke was on him as I had shrewdly anticipated my balloonification. A team of scientists was hired to implant my consciousness into rapidspawn nanobots that would take the form of a balloon body - but if popped, they soon melt, spread, consume and control any alien framework.