User blog:TeaCupsinBlackandWhite/Creepypasta Riff: Instant Death Disease

Well hi. I asked Dorky for a short Creepypasta to riff, what he suggested was acceptable. I want to apologize, though, for not posting this weekend. I was crammed for time and the first riff I was working on was deleted. Anywho, I am riffing Instant Death Disease. So, as tradition goes, this is where I say, "Let's riff this bitch"



I was a worker, working at Colkinom  Fun fact, Colkinom is actually a comic person that you can find through Charahub Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs  It’s always the Columbian Drug Lords!  and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing And yet you are telling us now, you obviously don’t know what never means. . He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl Also known as Mexican Salamander : We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs *cough cough* Deadpool *cough* .

But it went wrong. Horribly wrong <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hey, Deadpool isn’t that bad! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">My <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">boss called<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> me up to see him <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“He said he had some ‘work’ for me to do with him” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Probably because you put an odd number and no vowel, shame on you <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, where my best friend was working <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rule #1: You don’t work with your best friend unless you are ready for something bad to happen. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.Of course, I immediately took the <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">job<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> of going down there and checking with him if all was good <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That is hardly a job, why couldn’t the boss do it? Shouldn’t he make sure his employees are all in order? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. It was not. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Probably thanks to the crappy boss.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">My <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">friend<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“He seemed to have lost his trousers, I wondered what that was all about” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh, looks like you had gotten there just in time for the show. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I had never been in a testing area <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Apparently he hasn’t been in any testing area anywhere, he doesn’t even know Rule #1, as stated above, of professional work! <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“like H2O and C2O” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">and researched, dissected and examined <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dissected and examined what? There is a thin line between acceptable and illegal in this world of science and government, what have you been snooping around inside of? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, I guess humans are technically animals <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. No matter how cruel that sounds,  it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“Partaking in a group get together to watch Fifty Shades of Grey in an over-priced theater” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Testing on humans <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh, I still think the  Fifty Shades of Grey thing is worse. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He backed away from the glass panel and I stared through, asking what was wrong <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Apparently whatever was wrong isn’t obvious enough <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. His hands trembled and he tried to pull me away, telling me not to look <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So far, these reactions still apply to the whole anti-Fifty Shades of Grey schpeel I have been prodding at. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. The humans were there, all dead <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well I mean, they were gonna die anyway, so why bother making them live with experimentational memories? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I was immediately sickened, the idea of testing on each other sounded horrible to me <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I was taught that social and personal experimentation would help broaden one’s horizons, but apparently I was taught. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. But I noticed that one was alive. She held her child in her arms. We were also testing on small children <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Where did you get your children and other small test subjects? How are they not noted as missing or something? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Suddenly, she looked at the corpses <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“‘They deserved to die with that fashion sense’, she said with a scoff” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. She looked at us, and mouthed something <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“ ‘F**k you’..or ,‘vacuum’, those silly mouth games always fooled me in school” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I looked away and didn't see; the sight of <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">death<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> itself proved too much for me <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That rhymed, is this the origin of Dr. Suess? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. But I heard a sickly groan from my friend. Dread filled me <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That couldn’t be the only thing that filled you. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I grabbed him by the shirt and shook him <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Of course, that is what I do when my friend is sick. Shake them. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. He gave a hollow rattle, as if there were no internal organs in him <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">If there are no organs, that doesn’t explain the hollow rattle, unless his bones were falling within the cavity of his torso. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I felt the sudden need to get as far away as I could. I cupped my hands over my ears and closed my eyes <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“if I can’t see it, it isn’t there’, I thought as my friend vomited on me” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, running (although bumping <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bumping? No, you were straight running into walls and probably broke your nose at some point. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> into walls) all the way back to my boss' office <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I bet your boss knows that there is something wrong and didn’t wanna risk his safety going down there. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I told him frantically what happened, waving my arms madly   <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sure way to get thrown in the looney bin. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. My boss' eyes opened wide. But then he smiled. He grinned. Began laughing <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Called it. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. That laugh was not of mirth, it was of insanity, it drove me mad, his demonic chuckle screaming through the room.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He explained. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">”’This was all a prank, April fools, you idiot’, he said through spurts of laughter”

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We had been forming a disease. A new, special disease <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How did they not notice that there was a sort of, oh I don’t know, deadly pattern to whatever they were messing with? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. It would instantly kill our opponents <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Woah there, I know that Klondike Bars are good, but you don’t have to kill others in order to get one. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. He had injected one dose into the <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">test<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> subjects in 5B, then told one of the men to read off a card <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“on the card was an excerpt from Twilight:New Moon” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Once he read it, he gave out a sickening gasp <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“at first they thought it was because he was sickened by the passage, but no” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. He was dead. When his body was examined by scientists just a few <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">rooms<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> away from me (the thought of this caused me to vomit) they found that he had lost all of his internal organs. All at the same time <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How’d they figure out the timing? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. His death had been instant, but excruciatingly painful for that fraction of a second <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Honey, it wouldn’t have been as painful had you not made them read an excerpt from Twilight <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The thing is, the woman next to him heard what he said and suffered a similar fate, only mouthing the words to the man next to her <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How could the man know what she is saying precisely? Mouthing words and lip reading is a lot harder than you might think. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. He then shouted the words; only heard by the baby; the last woman was deaf and mute <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Just for the sake of plot. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. The woman was terrified at losing her baby. She went insane, but did not show symptoms of the disease <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I guess that the deaf and mute aren’t affected due to their inability to hear this stories bullshit <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. She cradled the baby, and wrote to the scientists;

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">'Why won't my baby drink? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Because, he is under aged. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why is he so pale? How come he's so cold? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You could say he’s an “Ice Ice Baby” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">'

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This was too much to bear; the card was shown again, and after reading it, and mouthing the words to my best friend, died <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">What can I say? Even the deaf and mute aren’t safe from reading the Twilight excerpt. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Anyone who says the name of the disease, reads it, hears it, sees it lip-read, feels it in braille, sees it in Morse code or click code or any language, is instantly killed. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And they said words could never hurt you. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Instant; although unbelievably painful, he said.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He asked me if I wanted to know the name of the disease. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Let me take a wild guess.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I screamed no, covered my ears and ran outside the door. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">When I peered back, my boss was laughing <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Why did you peer back? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. He hadn't even said it. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I wouldn’t have said it either, watching people run away with their ears covered is pretty funny.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I went home, trying not to think about it <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">God forbid you go to the police like a decent person. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. When I went to bed, I dismissed it as A: A crazy dream or B: My boss pulling a prank <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You know what they say, when you assume you make an ass out of [you]  and “me” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. However, I felt like I was lying to myself. I couldn't help but feel that way <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">So go tell the police and have it professionally investigated. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I couldn't get to sleep. I felt a churning in the pit of my stomach <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, at least you had a stomach <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, my head throbbed like it was imploding and I felt as if someone had taken a sledgehammer to my shins <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Are we still talking about the feeling of shock, or are you doing something under those sheets? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Deciding to call in sick, I rung up my boss in the morning. I explained to him. He just laughed, his sickening chuckle dissolve into a disconcerting giggle. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How cute. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> He told me, OK, but I'd be missing out <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And living, don’t forget that part. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It was in all the newspapers. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Who reads newspapers anymore? (oh wait, I do)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Colkinom Laboratories shut down. All employees found dead. Company President Mr. B. H. Large found dead in office. No evidence of how deaths occurred, no weapon found, no gas leaks/sign of accident. Only worker survived: C. W. Dickenson, stayed home sick. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Great, he’ll be suspected of staging a murder in some absurd way.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I couldn't take it. I packed everything I could grab into a suitcase <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That won’t be suspicious <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, smashed open my rainy day jar (the contents of which amounted to about fifty pounds <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well now I know I was supposed to be reading this with an accent. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">) and stuffed the notes and coins into my wallet, which now felt like a lead weight <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, at least you have a use for /your/ wallet. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I started up my car, cranked up the radio, regardless of what was on <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We all know it was on the station where they preach about God watching you and you changed it. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">, and floored it. I drove as far as I could, until I had almost crossed the border <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Isn’t that a movie? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. My radio buzzed. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Driving buzzed is still drunk driving.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This just in from the Colkinom Laboratories case; the dead seem to have no internal organs. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Wait, would they share that? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> There is no sign of lacerations or wounds. It is almost as if their internal organs simply vanished. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I am pretty sure they wouldn’t have this posted, people would break out in chaos and fear because we don’t know how to handle being sick. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This seems instant, but recordings, CCTV and a three-letter message scrawled by one of the employees may prove that it certainly wasn't painless <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“The message read, “Twilight: Breaking Dawn” <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I crammed a CD in <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You’re going to break that radio. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">and slammed the pedal, doing a half-ish U-Turn (an L-Turn? ) <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, I mean, half of a U-turn would be a turn in whichever direction you are going so... <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">and went for the countryside. I drove and drove, aimlessly following roads roughly north <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">What about gas? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I didn't stop until I ran out of gas <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">You should have gotten gass. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">; where I grabbed my cases and ran. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This is unneeded work, why don’t you use your head?? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> When I entered a field and I couldn't carry my cases anymore, I threw them in a ditch <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Why pack anything if you are going to be dramatic and irrational? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. As long as I could run, I ran, I didn't sleep until my body dropped <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Are you running because you are afraid of dying? At the rate you are going, you’re going to die soon and it’s going to be just as painful as losing your organs. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I awoke tired and groggy, my bones aching <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Were your organs still there? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I knew I had to run from what I knew. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How can you run from what you knew if you knew you had to run? You can’t run from running, I’ve tried, it isn’t possible. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> There was a virus going around <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Let me take a wild guess.. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. I knew exactly what my boss had done. He had shouted the name of the disease over the loudspeakers <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This is one of those “if I tell you, I have to kill you” situations <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Everyone who heard died. Some tried to block their ears but the words flashed on the computers, the lights blinked it in Morse code <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">How did someone program that if they would die instantly upon looking at what to program? How was any of this possible if you read it and die, the boss should have been dead already! I am calling bullshit. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Everyone in that building was now dead. The terror they must have felt, the split-second of reality-bending agony, all the friends, the men and women I used to know <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I thought you were running from what you knew? <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'm now sleeping in a hotel room I found <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Actually, you are awake, unless you are sleep typing. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. It's far away, it's old and quaint, I think I'll be fine here. They don't have TV and I always stay away from the radio. I'll live. I know a harrowing truth <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gave up on running, I guess <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. But I can't tell. <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I have five bucks in my bag that says you are going to anyway.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I have a name for the disease. It's simple. It's blunt. It does exactly-what-it-says-on-the-can. I call it...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">Instant death dis <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Oh look, you messed up the most significant name in your story. But you know what, if that was what was read on the paper, then how come you didn’t die when you made up the name yourself? And how was this posted if  you died before typing it out??..Anyway, roll credits!

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.7999999999999998;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;">The story wasn't all that bad at all, actually, I didn't mind it. That being said, I wasn't entirely impressed with it either. But oh well, I am a bit too picky at times. I also have to admit that I really wasn't feeling this riff, I don't think my comments were altogether amusing. Oh well! What do you people think? Do you wish my organs would instanlty disappear? Do you think Dorky did a good job of choosing someone to do riffs with him? Please, enlighten me in the comments below, I am dying to find out.