User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/There's a Full Moon and We're Going to have a Werewolf Contest!!/@comment-28266772-20170907080159/@comment-29652084-20170907211615

More the crappy feminism than the clickbait, but hey.

1 DOLLAR WEREWOLF VS. 100 DOLLAR WEREWOLF - WHICH WILL EAT ME FASTER? (NUMBER 4 WILL SHOCK YOU)