User blog comment:Necropotence/Hello I am Necropotence./@comment-25226524-20160519203618

Welcome to the site. At first glance I thought your username was Necroimpotence, which I thought was like some really sad, embarrassed kind of zombie.

And now I've laid the groundwork for a new story about the development of zombie Viagra. It'll be titled "The Flopping Dead" or maybe "4 Hours Later". I'll stop there before I start sounding like the deviant I am.

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