User:Axelrider

Greetings, my name is Axel Rider and I presume you've already heard of me, but oh well. You'll hear it again. I'm quite silent and uncaring, so please do not come to be sobbing about how you love me. I'll simply ignore you or punch you in the face, perhaps even kill you. Also, don't come to me telling me your life sucks...then I'll just say you're a waste of oxygen.

I'm socially awkward and would rather have my fingers chopped off, put in a blender, then forced down my throat  than enter a crowded store. You're probably laughing now, well if you are that's perfectly fine because I have my butcher on speed-dial. I love the colors black and red, mostly red because of the blood. I would rather the rest of me remain a secret...