User blog comment:Raidra/Grandma Scam/@comment-25024572-20160428213514

A weird part of me kind of wishes I got one of those calls.

Me: Hello?

Scammer: Grandpa?

Me: -in old perosn voice- Johnny? Johnny, is that you?

Scammer: Yes, grandpa, it's me.

Me: Johnny, I thought I disowned you after the incident with those venomous snakes and that biker.

Scammer: Grandpa, stop, you're obviously -

Me: You know, that poor biker can't even sit properly anymore. Says it hurts too much to sit.

Scammer: Grandpa -

Me: And I heard somewhere that you tried to sell explosive chewing gum. What's wrong with you, Johnny? Do I need to get the belt?

Scammer: Please stop.

Me: -talking normally- Then stop trying to scam people, you human shaped dildo.

End call.