Talk:The Baseball Boy/@comment-25143345-20140705185506/@comment-24828288-20150720135435

Go to Queen Elizabeth Elementary GOLF stadium at 10.00 am on a Sunday morning and you will find the ghost of Mr Bernards, a janitor who was killed by lightning when he skipped church. He was an avid fan of golf, and will ask for a game of golf. He will challenge you to a match which will seem like centuries but in reality it's only five minutes. He will swing his golfing club and at one point break it and say 'OH DAMN.' Anyone who has offered to fix it for him has been dragged to Hell by him. Instead, say 'I'm sure it'll be fixed somehow.' Then he will bestow you upon the knowledge to become an admin for this site! He will bow and disappear. You will be like WTF, man? Then he will give you the knowledge to kill the Slender Man.