User blog comment:Perturbed Maverick/I have created a governing body for Wiki's in the creative horror genre./@comment-28266772-20191015093455

I have some concerns about the possibility of further splintering down the road, and have decided that the best way to implement this idea is for me to create a supreme supreme council. This is a council of supreme councils who will sit over councils that sit over the admins that sit over the wikias. The supreme supreme council will make sure that no supreme councils abuse their power. This means that the supreme council in question will fall under the jurisdiction of my supreme supreme council and if any of the subsidiary supreme councils take action without first getting the approval of my supreme supreme council they will be punished. This punishment will come in the following forms:

You will be forced to read my Troy/Abed shipping fan fiction where they're both doctors in the hospital from Gray's Anatomy.

You will be forced to play Anthem and get really into it even as you know it's destined to die and lose all support.

For the rest of your life you will only ever be allowed to get AA batteries from a large box where all the other wikia members throw their old batteries away. For sport, we will throw at least one fresh battery in there every three months.

You will have to pretend that Zalgo is fresh and original every time you see it online, asking earnestly about its origins and acting like you believe it's a real supernatural phenomenon. Sincerity is key here, and failure to follow this punishment will involve referral to the secret supreme supreme supreme council shit sorry I mean you'll be given a lengthy row by Cleric who'll tell you he's disappointed in you. Don't worry, there's no supreme supreme supreme council. That'd be ridiculous.

Final punishment: your genitals will be superglued to your inner thigh and you will be made to do jumping jacks until something gives.

Now, I know this might seem like the rambling gibberish of a mentalist who's lost all touch with reality. But trust me, it's for the best. For too long we have lived under the tyranny of Cleric who is full of ridiculous and petulant demands like "Get out of my house!" and "How are you in there?" or "Jesus Christ take it out take it out" followed up immediately with "Oh shit no it kept everything inside PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK". Clearly the only solution to the dark times we've lived in will be to have quality standards that are juuuuuuuuust soft enough to let mediocre shit in, but still good enough to stop the tidal wave of spongebob spin offs we all know wait just around the corner like a horde of Mongolian raiders with those cool curvy swords I'm not allowed to own any more.

So there we have it folks. The supreme supreme council that regulates the supreme councils to stop their tyrannical despotism from overtaking the lives of hard-working bureaucrats and admins. Again, just to reiterate, this has nothing to do with me and my personal vendetta against those who I perceive to have wronged me like that dickhead 9 year old at the zoo who told the security on me after I got freaky with that really hair chick in the gorilla enclosure.