Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24662533-20141220153720/@comment-4849011-20150220165954

In The Big Book of Losers they noted that one dubious distinction the Edsel had was that only one was ever reported stolen. There was a panel with a mobster chewing out his lackey. "Of all the cars at Yankee Stadium, you hadda steal an Edsel!?" I mention that because don't you think, "Of all the utensils in the kitchen, you hadda arm yourself with a butter knife!?"