Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24662533-20141220153720/@comment-1030114-20150219113556

Yep! I'm pretty sure that if someone went Scout on you with a baseball bat, you'd be too occupied with your BRAIN DRIPPING OUT OF YOUR EARS AND A HOLE IN YOUR SKULL to get up and stab them with a BUTTER KNIFE. A blunt, soft, weak and bendy BUTTER KNIFE.