User blog comment:TheSilencer0/Is Jeff The Killer actually real?/@comment-10950063-20140312184120/@comment-5825217-20140313214250

I'm not sure why 5may considered this post so rude. Then again, I can be offensive myself, so maybe that's why I don't think you're some total asshole.

I see my fair share of gullible people on this wiki. "omg slender man iz real" "i saw jeff the kilr thru my windoh" "i got a hawnted cartrige"

- There is no such thing as Slenderman or Jeff the Killer.

- Game cartridges cannot be haunted. Well, maybe they can, but only if you really believe in ghosts and you've got something wrong with the cartridge.

Nice line about Santa Claus, I think I'll save that one for further use.