User blog comment:BrianBerta/Poll on bad creepypastas/@comment-26193563-20150428224852

I think "Squidward's Suicide" is the worst, for a few reasons:

The interns are stupid, thinking mutilated children are a "sick joke."

No evidence backing up this "lost episode." This pretty much goes the same for the majority of lost episode pastas, which is why I don't like them so much.

What's so scary about it? No harm actually comes to the narrator. Even in "Clockwork," there's a chance that she will come to your house and kill you or something. Even in "Jeff the Killer," there's a chance that ol' Jeffy is going to come around and gut you.

Uses no story elements. The buildup wasn't suspenseful or sinister in any way. Why do writers always want to target innocent children episodes? It makes me mad.

A good lost episode pasta would be "The Black Friday Incident," because it is believable and actually uses real scenes for fuel.

I made up my mind. NONE of you are going to make me change my decision. Not even God, hell no.