User:R.G.H.C.

D/#¥.Lam

I'm never good with introductions, so I'll just say that my name is Rory which it is.

One day, (I told you I was terrible with introductions) I was on my computer, just watching Doctor Who videos on YouTube because I like Doctor Who. I saw this one video that caught my eye, well it would have caught anyone's' eye that really likes Doctor Who because it said it was the entire 50 anniversary episode and that was important because the episode hasn't been made yet but I've heard that they've finished filming it. So I automatically clicked the video and it said to look in the description and download the episode. I looked down at the comments to see if it was real or a prank. It looked like all of the commenters were happy and the link didn't look fake so I clicked it.

It took me to a site that looked very legit and very BBC-like. I clicked download and it immediately downloaded and I could watch it instantly! It was like a dream come true!

I opened the folder to find four files: "ReadmeD/" "D/#¥.Lam" "DW 50" and "HELP".

I was a little freaked out by all of the files besides the episode. I have never seen a file named: ".Lam". I read the "ReadmeD/" file; it said:

"THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOR D/#¥.Lam. FOLLOW IN ORDER, OR CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES.

1. Open D/#¥.Lam 2. Press Go 3. If yuu hsve dpme yhis corrrectlyy, yuu shorld hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhelp. Help. Help. Help. Help. Gelp. Fila. Hfoh. Me. Gh. Now. Now. Now. Now. Gop. D/#¥.Lam 4. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ $&>%}|<^|£.?|¥|=,€~€{¥\^,€|D/#¥.Lam 5. .... That was unnecessary. Why did you do that. •••_¥£{^~.¥¥¥|>|€,€\

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Thank you..."

I was as freaked out as any normal person would be! I quickly clicked the "X" box in the top right and got it over with.

Curiosity got the better of me and I opened the "HELP" file. This is what it said:

"You didn't say 'You're welcome'...

I'll forgive you if you do this math question:

(77 x 2) + 46 x 3 + 66 ="

I was giving my computer the "Are you fucking kidding me" face. I mean math! Math! M! A! T! H! MATH! It was pathetic!

I did the math, though. 77 x 2 = 154 + 46 = 200 x 3 = 600 + 66 =... Well, you know the rest.

I instantly clicked the "X" box and got that done. I clicked on the episode file and it popped up. At first, the episode looked normal. The Doctor and his companion (Which is currently Clara Oswin Oswald) were in the TARDIS (which is The Doctor's space ship) then the theme played as normal.

But now it gets weird. After the theme played, the screen was just black... For the rest of the entire video, black, just plain black.

So, with nothing to do in the video file, I clicked "X" and was looking at the D/#¥.Lam file when, out of the blue, my mouse was psychically moving to the file. Holy shit was I scared! My mouse clicked on the file.

Though, I think my mouse is simple minded considering it only clicked the file once, which as we all know, only selects the file and doesn't open it. I need a smarter computer.

After a while of sitting there, because I wanted to see if my mouse is just slow and not dumb, I became curious and double-clicked the file.

At the time, I knew it was the stupidest move I have ever made in my life but I wasn't going to miss a moment like this. I don't know why it was so intriguing, but it just was.

The file opened with a loud theme. It wasn't really a theme, though. It was more one tone that starting loud then became silent. Then the title screen loaded and it looked like a game, with a big "Go" button in the middle and all around the screen was black. I pressed the "Go" button and it instantly turned to a screen that looked like a chatroom with a little box for typing in the bottom.

I typed Into the box:

"Hello?"

I got a message after a few seconds;

"Hello."

"Who are you?" I typed.

"How are you today?" It typed back.

"Fine."

"I see you like Doctor Who, am I right?" It said.

"Yes."

"How are you today?" It typed again.

Now I was confused. Why type something you just got the answer for?

"You already asked me that."

"I know."

"Then why did you type it again?"

"To get your attention."

"OK."

"You're wondering who I am, aren't you?"

"Yes."

"I am the only person who can help you."

"What does that mean?"

"You need help. Don't you?"

"No. I am mentally and psychically stable."

"No you aren't."

"What is your name?" I typed.

"I can't tell you that."

Now I was starting to think it was some sort of prank with references to Doctor Who.

"Haha." I said.

"What?"

"That was a Doctor Who reference."

"No it isn't."

"I can help you." It typed again.

"How? With what!?"

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"WHAT!?!?!?"

"It was an apology."

"For what?"

"What I did to your family."

I looked away from the screen, went upstairs from our basement and into the living room to find my Dad's guts ripped out. Horrified, I ran upstairs to find my Mom dead. With tears falling from my eyes, I made it back downstairs to the computer and there was a new message.

"Sorry."

Still crying I responded:

"HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!"

"I did it to protect you."

"FROM WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"

"..."

"TELL ME YOU LITTLE FUCK!!"

"..."

"TELL ME FOR FUCKS SATE!!"

"I was a person."

"The hell does that mean?"

"..."

"TELL ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!! AND YOU WON'T EVEN TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!!"

"I am the last person who went through this file. I am programmed to say this."

"So, you're a robot?"

"No, I'm an android."

"Right."

"Any other questions?"

"Yes. You said that you were the last person to play with this file, thus I believe I'm next. Am I wrong?"

"You're not wrong, no. We will see you here soon."

"Great!" I sarcastically typed.

By then I was fucked up. I had no idea this was coming. I thought it was all a little prank that someone made.

It was 2:00pm and yet it felt like it was the darkest day of my life. Writing this, tears fall from my eyes remembering my parents. Don't worry, I went over this and spell-checked it, though.

There was a new message:

"Please don't cry." (Remember, that yes I'm crying right now but I was also crying back then, too)

"How do you know this?"

"I can see you."

Well, that's not creepy at all.

"How?"

"You have a webcam on your computer."

"No I don't." (Yes, I don't.)

"Check again."

Reading it, I looked up and, shit! There was a webcam!

"HOW?!?!?"

"Look around."

I did. Everything was much darker, and grey.

"Yeah, what kind of drugs are you stuffing in my mouth?"

"None. It's just the pathway."

"What, to death?"

"Yes."

"Can you answer this? Before I die?"

"Yes."

"What does '.Lam' mean?"

"I can't tell you that."

"Cool."

"You're going to call the police, aren't you?"

"No."

"Ah, he loves the brave ones."

"Who is 'He'?"

"I can't tell you that."

"OK. At first you say you're the only one who can help me, then you can't tell me your own name and then you kill my parents and tell me I'm going to die. What are you?"

"I am L

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"That's a long name..."

Just trying to be humorous... At the wrong time.

"No. It's only 3 letters."

I quickly counted all the letters and symbols.

"What if I told you that's 81 symbols."

Just trying to add memes to my death.

"I have two more questions about my death."

"What are they?"

"Who will be at my funeral and when will it happen?"

" Q: Who will be at my funeral? A: No one.

Q: When will my death happen? A: slowly yet it has started."

"OK. What do you mean 'No one' will be at my funeral?"

"They're dead."

I looked at the screen with my jaw dropped. I then got pictures Of the dead bodies of my friends and family. I couldn't believe it! All of my friends! Dead! My two best friends! Dead! Everyone I loved! Just dead. The last words I said to my two best friends were: "OK, bye!". I heard police sirens all across the city.

"WHY!?!?"

"It doesn't matter. You'll see them soon."

I had enough! I clicked the "X" box and turned off the computer. I'm currently writing this before "it will happen". I have knowledge of its date, thus, I am writing this to tell people my story. And if you know me, then don't be surprised if you see something about me in the news or that shit. I just need people to listen. Thank you for that. Thank you so much!

Oh yeah, one more thing:

You didn't say "you're welcome."

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