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I ran across this looking for the right art work for Damnation 101. As I read it, I thought ... darn, that does sound all too plausible.

I was debating posting it as a Creepypasta. I think the TOS would make it legal.

-- NEWS IN BRIEF U.S. Funneling Arms To Dissident Angel Group In Effort To Topple God 4/21/17 10:52am

THE HEAVENS—Blowing the lid off an ongoing plot to help destabilize His Eternal Kingdom, highly placed sources within the intelligence community revealed Friday that the United States

has been funneling weapons to a dissident group of angels in an attempt to overthrow God.

According to the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter, a CIA-orchestrated operation has provided firearms, ammunition,

and financial support to the insurgent angels of the New Dawn Front, with the goal of deposing the longtime Heavenly Father and replacing Him with someone who will advance American

interests in the region.

“For the past two years, agents have been supplying weapons and tactical assistance to a band of angelic resistance fighters who refuse to accept the ways of God and are now waging a

guerilla war against Him,” said a source within the CIA, adding that the United States has grown increasingly concerned about the autocratic rule of the Almighty, whose power

reportedly knows no limits. “The automatic rifles, heavy artillery, and actionable intelligence they have received from us have allowed them to conduct several operations against the

Armies of Heaven, whose elite members are known for their fanatical devotion to the Lord.”

“Our military advisers have been instructed to assist the celestial rebellion in any way they can, even if that means eliminating God completely,” the source continued.

The United States has for years been at the center of efforts to isolate the Kingdom of Heaven, where the Lord wields absolute authority over every aspect of existence, banishing or

torturing those disobedient to Him. He has reportedly been described as an unstable and dangerous despot whose complete power—wielded at times with almost sadistic arbitrariness—has

been responsible for the deaths of billions.

The CIA is believed to have spearheaded several attempts to kill God over the years, but these schemes have been foiled each time due to the difficulty of preventing an omniscient

being from obtaining advanced knowledge of an assassination plot.

When the New Dawn Front formed in 2014, the CIA reportedly began looking for ways to capitalize upon the unrest, overthrow God, and then replace Him with a friendlier deity that the

U.S. could exert significant influence over. Sources said agents have already begun grooming archangels with pro-American sympathies for key leadership positions in a post-God heaven.

“The rebel band of angels has established a strong foothold within the firmament, and this success has allowed them to rally others to their cause, even a few powerful seraphim,” said

one Pentagon official, describing how the “small but tenacious” rebellion recently ambushed and defeated 12 legions of counterrevolutionary angels sent by the Lord to smite them upon

the green pastures of heaven. “Several fallen angels living in exile have also been tapped to join the insurgents, including longtime resistance members Arakiel, Nisroch, Belphegor,

Samael, and Astaroth.”

“We can expect the movement to keep growing,” he continued. “Unsurprisingly, God’s made quite a few enemies.”

The official went on to reveal that if U.S. agents topple God, they also plan to remove God’s son, who is said to serve as the right hand of his father and to exert just as much, if

not more, influence. The two are believed to have built a cult of personality around themselves in order to justify the limitless powers they possess.

“Many of those fighting for God only do so because they have no choice,” the source at the CIA said. “Their Lord demands total obedience. But given the opportunity to live their

afterlives free from His tyranny, I’ve no doubt they will continue rising up.”

https://www.theonion.com/u-s-funneling-arms-to-dissident-angel-group-in-effort-1819579868 