Christmas Dinner

A Man once wandered in a forest; And the Man wandered upon a table decked with foods of all kind.

He ate it all like a swine; And he fell and was stuck into a vine.

An Owl came after the Mans cries; And then he was fed with nectar for maybe a year.

In the Christmas a convoy of Shadowy Horsemen arrived; And an axe swung and his heart unwind.

In the same day another man walked upon the Table; And that man was invited for Their Christmas dinner.

Hesitant to eat another human, he politely refused some foods; And the Shadowy Horsemen told him that any creature that would instinctively eat others food is an animal.

He then accepted the whole meal; And that meal was the best he ever had.