User:Stinky Cumbersome Purple Albatross

I adore foreign languages (particularly Dutch, French, and Finnish), The Nanny Diaries (I've read it three times--it's the source of my username, in fact), and choir (I sing as an Alto II).

It's nice to see that this wiki isn't just a hub for morbid Jeff the Killer fangirls. Folks here actually seem invested in the art of storytelling, the mechanics of proper English, and the psychology of horror. While I'm far from exceptional, I'd love to contribute as best as I can and take any criticism as opportunity to grow as a writer.