User:RuckusQuantum

Introduction
My name is Charles, you can call me that anytime you want. I live in the Philippines, a country so corrupt you may need to restore your computer to the previous working state. (Funny enough.) My birthday is 27th of September, 2001.



''' I'm the site's unofficial graphic artist; also the one who designed the site's wordmark. (I'm also the one to be blamed if this site gets piled up with png images.) '''

Hobbies
What if I told you I can turn your picture from a man to woman and vice-versa? Would you be surprised? I guess not at all. I like listening to music, and also writing some. Photo-editing is one of my major talents, maybe some time will come I can use it to create money and help my parents. Also writing and creating memes, don't forget that I love to eat.

My Favorite Pasta Authors
While reading their works, I'm just sitting in the dark corner of my room, rocking myself back and forth like a baby. Their pastas are just absolutely terrifying, and interesting.


 * Slimebeast


 *  CrashingCymbal 


 * EmpyrealInvective


 *  ColorlessAngelz 


 * Banningk1979


 * Zarathrusta86


 * Lemniscate64


 * Matt Dyemerski


 *  Emeryy 

These guys deserve attention from our fellow CP users.

My Favorite Pastas So Far...
Note: Don't expect me to say JtK. He sucks a lot, and he's already deleted.

Squidward's Suicide - Spongecry.avi - BEN DROWNED - NES Godzilla Creepypasta - NoEnd House - Pokemon Lost Silver - Patient No. 0017983 - Fallout 3: Numbers Station - Abandoned Servers - Herobrine - Psychosis - MARIO - Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv - Unbranded Laptop - White Hand Sprite, Necrosleep - Abandoned by Disney - A Few Suggestions, Room Zero - Normal Porn for Normal People - Happy Puppet Syndrome - The Russian Sleep Experiment - Teeth.jpg - What They're Not Telling You about YouTube.

Actually, there's more than that. Unfortunately, since it's too many, I can't say all of them.

My Short Stories
Eleventh Island – "I thought I did my best, but things just came out at their worst. I wanted to make superhumans that will help humanity rise from the dust, but instead, I made monsters that will tear humanity to a million pieces."

Wish You a Merry Christmas – "I wish you a merry Christmas, John. Forgive me."

Ten-Thirty-Four – A 666-word short story I submitted to HumboldtLycanthrope's [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:HumboldtLycanthrope/The_666_word_pasta_write_off! 666-word pasta write-off] activity. (Spoiler: it's bad.)

WHAT I'M READING:
Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King

MY READING LIST:

 * Finders Keepers by Stephen King


 * The Shining by Stephen King


 * Doctor Sleep by Stephen King


 * It by Stephen King


 * The Cell by Stephen King


 * The Green Mile by Stephen King


 * A Head Full of Ghosts by Paul Tremblay


 * Auschwitz: A Doctor's Eyewitness Account by Dr. Miklos Nyiszli


 * The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins


 * Hannibal by Thomas Harris


 * Seveneves by Neal Stephenson


 * Anathem by Neal Stephenson


 * Reamde by Neal Stephenson


 * Divergent by Veronica Roth


 * Insurgent by Veronica Roth


 * Allegiant by Veronica Roth


 * Four: A Divergent Collection by Veronica Roth

Looking for a Graphic Designer?
If you're in need of a semi-professional graphic designer, you can contact me via Google Mail: ruckusquantum@gmail.com. In the email, you just need to describe the work that needs to be done (as clearly and specific as you can), your requirements/suggestions, the prices you're willing to pay (I don't pretty much accept any form of cash payment by the time, but if you insist, then so be it) and all the general ramblings about anything you want.

No, seriously, you can hire me to design anything for you, as long as I'm willing to do it: from book covers to posters to everything!

Just remember the emphasis I applied to the words "semi-professional" – I'm NOT a professional. I'm just a 14-year old high school student who tries to learn writing/design things on his own, without any solid guidance from pros. And it actually depends on the situation and my mood. If I have a free time and brimming with creativity, expect above-average quality results. Those are the good. If I'm in a bad mood/temper tantrum/time pressure/or all, then your eyes are going to see something really awful; if it's so, it's either you tell me to stop or I give up and tell you to pass the buck to someone who has better graphic design skills than me (you ought to check Behance and Dribbble, there's tons of creative people out there). I don't assure quality work and sometimes I might give up out of frustration and severe stress (that very rarely happens, anyway) so working with me is relatively similar to walking on wires.

'NOT ACCEPTING ANY REQUESTS FOR THE MEANTIME. Reason: I'm focusing on writing a story of mine, and I've devoted all my time to finishing it. Sorry a lot.'