User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170203172903/@comment-25947144-20170203203646

"I consider fucking a bull an acheivment."

It's spelled "achievement", simpleton. Also, you're far from the only one to think that.

You know what I'm gonna do to you? I'm gonna lock ya in a coffin, with a few hundreds of bullet ants. They're called that because when they bite you, it feels like a fucking bullet penetrated you.