User:Ghost.Kitten

Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by, 

'For you may be the next to die.

They wrap you up in a big white sheet, From your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you up with dirt and rocks, And all goes well for about a week, And then your coffin begins to leak.

And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose. They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes. Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">You spread it on a slice of bread, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">and that's what you eat when you are dead.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in. <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">The worms that crawl in are lean and thin, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">The ones that crawl out are fat and stout. <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out. <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Your brain comes tumbling down your snout.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">They crawl all over your dirty snout. <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Your chest caves in, your eyes pop out, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">And your brain turns to sauerkraut.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">They invite their friends and their friends too, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">They all come down to chew on you.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">And this is what it is to die, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">I hope you had a nice goodbye. <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">That you may be the next to die? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">And your eyes fall out, and your teeth decay, <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">And that is the end of a perfect day. '