User blog comment:Jake888/Stupid Question: Which is Better: How to or How Much To?/@comment-25947144-20170205180510/@comment-25947144-20170206132927

Dude, I just couldn't do that. Pop died when the last guy who did that died. Now it's just a rotting corpse, same set-up like the ones for post-mortem pictures in the Victorian Era, with strings attached that makes it constantly move its ass.

Also, what if I somehow turn black?