Talk:Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv/@comment-25623840-20141104215429

Dearest Youtube,

I hope this note finds you well. As you can see, I have clearly gouged my own eyes out and mailed them to you. Now, any reasonable person would probably ask themselves two questions right about now. First, they would ask, "Why would someone gouge their eyes out and mail them to Youtube?" That one's easy...I tried to watch a scary video on your tube, but I got an unskipable ad for Clearasil instead. So, I'm protesting your corporate business model.

The second question must be, "How did this madman manage to write a note, package up his eyes (dry ice is nice touch, tho), find Youtube's mailing address, and write that address on the package?" Well, that's a secret that I plan to carve into my arms using a corkscrew. Also, it will be in anasazi, so good luck deciphering it bitches.

Yours truly,

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv