User blog:InappropriateName/I'll just leave this here


 * "...okay, seriously, what the everloving fuck is your problem, Drk? You've done nothing since joining this group but troll people, complain, and be unhelpful in general. Can a mod please boot this asshole?"
 * "Dear Coleena,
 * Thank you for your response. While I have been spending the last 5 hours researching the connotations attached to the term "everloving fuck," I still have no idea what it is. I will assume it is a term of heartfelt endearment and appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule of calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumours to contact me with such. I have attached a sign photo as per your request. (A1, Letter, or Legal. 8x10 glossy would work as well.)
 * Regards, Drk K Tng
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 * Thank you for your response. While I have been spending the last 5 hours researching the connotations attached to the term "everloving fuck," I still have no idea what it is. I will assume it is a term of heartfelt endearment and appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule of calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumours to contact me with such. I have attached a sign photo as per your request. (A1, Letter, or Legal. 8x10 glossy would work as well.)
 * Regards, Drk K Tng
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 * Regards, Drk K Tng
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 * "My deepest apologies, I really can't bring myself to give enough fucks to read or care about any of that. I'm just tired of seeing a sad person like you waste your time and others' time while you attempt to provoke others with your weak attempts at sarcasm. Please just shut the fuck up and don't come here again until you have something useful to contribute. TL;DR Have fun living with your new reputation of being "the asshole who made an immature idiot of himself in public."'
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 * Dear Coleena,
 * I knew we would get along well. We have only known each other for several weeks and already you are coming up with playfully whimsical nicknames for me. I was not made aware of this new plan, but now that I do, I'm definitely up for it. Then, we could all sit outside on some banana lounges discussing the best way to "have something useful to contribute," through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, and that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs. Although the ideal would be for everyone to be capable of love without fear, restraint, obligation, or playful name-calling, clearly this does not apply to the Romantics. At no time during the night would you comment on how much you liked my khaki pants or ask "is that an Ikea Ektorp couch? I love the fabric selection" and when we danced, we would all leave our tops on.
 * [http://i.imgur.com/aTUbd.jpg Regards, Drk K Tng
 * [http://i.imgur.com/aTUbd.jpg Regards, Drk K Tng
 * [http://i.imgur.com/aTUbd.jpg Regards, Drk K Tng