User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-27838637-20170226144552/@comment-25947144-20170226181451

I wasn't lying there. You see, for the purpose of being able to exemplify the point I was making in that context, irrelevant to the importance of the point, I had to create a hypothetical stance...

''Of fucking course I was lying! What did ya expect?''