Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5809057-20130114145509/@comment-1290332-20130125164052

Wish granted. However, instead of killing you, he decides you would make a perfect host. He comes out of his host body, attaches to your neck, mutates you into a Jeff, and takes over your body.

I wish I had a roast turkey with all the trimmings. That isn't poisoned.