User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/Emp's Halloween Horr-tacular/@comment-26112985-20150925235406/@comment-24101790-20150926001856

Then again, I did forget "Halloween: Resurrection" (I.E. Busta Rhymes will never die and will always hand Michael Myers' ass to him while dropping a pithy quote to make him look cool.) Suffice it to say, Halloween has not aged well.

Finally, in commiseration, Pumpkinhead. This is all I can say.