User:Agent951

i used to like the game mario until a few week ago............. you see im a gaming nerd and love mario and sonic but my jump to the 3ds was by far the end of all that i got it on christmas from my parents and with it a copy of new super mario bros 2 but later lost it... a few weeks ago i was clearing out my addic when i found a case colored white i thought [could it be?! mario bros 2?!?!] it was im sorry to say i opened it up and something was off luigi was missing from the card and thenamews in red marker almost as red as blood [MARIO 2] i thought it as just some paint from my house then i played it what i found was disturbing it seemed normal but then i realised [where are the goomba's and koopa troopa's?] so i went on with the level at the end i heard a sound like a fire flowers fire ball thinking it was a glitch i went on then things got creepy... my game put out a very loud scream that sounded like princess peach then my 3ds turned off i looked at the clock and went to sleep it was 1:00 in the morning!!! i had a nightmare that sonic was chasing me i was cornered he said run then turned into kirby saying get out of here QUICK!!! then link saying before that maniac come for you the door rushed open and i woke up then i knew something was up that was'nt a hack this was something more i had to finish this unholy hell spawn of a game so i turned my game on it was still on were the scream started like it was paused i scream [LUCKY ME I CAN FINISH THIS GAME!!!] and i started to play until i got to bowsers castle everything was normal then i saw the lava drained the enemys lieing there dead and bloody i thought [WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHAT HAPPEND HERE?!] then i got to bowser him i was about to puke his guts on the floor eyes burned and mounted on his horns blood coming from his eye sockets i went on in trying to beat him when i finaly did Mario jumpe into bowsr and riped out his heart (like he ever had one) mario threw it on the switch and bowser fell in the lava then i could still play i moved mario forward and peach was standing there already released mario broken and beaten killed her as hyper realistic blood gushed out of he i passed out i had another night mare an luigi was here he looked like he was almost dead he said r..... r...... ru..... run and died mario came in and held me by the troat i realised this was a dram i woke up and mario was still there he said [YOU HAVE STARTED THIS AND I WILL FINISH IT!!!] he let me go and walked away i passed out again and i felt pain i looked at my arm and it said [MARIO NINTENDO 666] i took the game out and screamed at it [YOU DID THIS YOU FUCKING PSYCHO WHY MARIO!?!?!?!] i looked at the cartridge and link sonic kirby and luigi were dead on it i looked down and saw me dead and mario bloody with a demented smile i SCREAMED [IM ENDING THIS YOU ASSHOLE IM NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!] i took the game poured holy water on it and ran it over and burned the cartridge................ to this day i dont know what happend or who made this game all i know is maro wil suck you into his world and kill you i  Know hes coming for me so i hadto warn everyone STAY AWAY FROM MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!