User blog comment:Banningk1979/Writer's Lounge Part 4: An Interview with EmpyrealInvective/@comment-5632489-20141201235846/@comment-24101790-20141202001639

It's already novel-length and it does fairly good job of making fun of itself (unintentionally). One day I'll rework it into the masterpiece it clearly should be.

Disclaimer: That will never happen as it is just cringe-worthy.