User talk:Deplession

Diary of a killer .. 7/20/18 Dear diary, whoa this is so weird! hi! my name is kitten. not really but for the sake of anyone finding this, my name shall be kitten. Today is the day, i turned 19 today and for my birthday i'm celebrating a bit different then most of the 19 year old kids i know. i'm making a cake! a cake baked with special things. people! i have this kid tied up in my shed about 15, i found him walking around spraying graffiti all over the place and when i asked nicely for him to stop he, he spat in my face! sigh kids can be so, so annoying! so i told him i had some candy and gave him a snickers bar little did he know i drugged it! he passed out almost instantly i dragged the kid put him in my van and left. no witness either! stupid kid he was "painting" in the dark alley way! i know perfect! anyways after i took him back to my place tied him up and now hes waiting for me! i bet he's awake by now. i have special plans for him but hes gonna need a lot of sugar hes so bitter! i think ill make him the frosting, oh also i won't be the one eating the cake that's just nasty! instead i'm making my stupid abusive mother eat it.. shes locked in my cell downstairs so unfortunate. maybe if she didn't take me from my father i'd have some respect for her and wouldn't hate her for making me the way i am. hell she even tried to bargain with me saying "i can help please, please!" iv'e never laughed so hard! 19 years and she thinks she can help! ha ha! old people are so incredibly cute! anyways i have to go work on my frosting it'll take me two days. i'll see you soon diary! sincerely kitten.

~unknown