User blog comment:Raidra/Batman versus the Ugly Horde/@comment-25226524-20160913115045/@comment-25226524-20160913235427

I'd say the percentage of conversations that end up going south due to my involvement is above ninety. Even when I don't try, I somehow find myself dragging everyone into the gutter with me ; ) I would definitely wear my Princess Pete costume to casting.  It'd be a guaranteed job if I did.

And definitely watch out for black ice; it's almost as dangerous as the Black Death! Chinese finger-traps are also very dangerous! African bees? Forget about it! Black widow spiders! Chinese water torture! Colombian neckties! Mexican jumping beans? Don't even get me started on black holes! I guess I should also mention that cocaine can be dangerous in large doses; I don't remember what color it is though.