User blog:DeadBoyWalking/WHY DO I SUCK BALLS AT THIS?

I don't know anymore why I joined this wiki, but I know I can't write good creepypastas for shit. I've read the quality standards, I'm pretty sure I'm up to par. And so what my stories are a little cliché? Sometimes a cliché can assist a story. So let me ask YOU, administrators. HOW AM I THE CREEPYPASTA WRITING EQUIVALENT OF PEEWEE HERMAN?! i.e.. can't be taken seriously.