User:DemonicSwirlix

Undead Jump

One day, Timothy was playing on his Ipod Touch. He lived, ate, and breathed Mega Jump. Unfortunately he didn't have any money to get the character he so desperately wanted, which was Pon-Pon. As he was driving home from school (he was 16), he spotted a cat in a tree, at least 5 dogs at the stump, an old woman trying to distract the dogs with the tennis balls on her cane, and the priceless look on all of their faces. Timothy got out of his car, and climbed up the tree, got down the cat, and gave it to the old woman. Long story short, he got $10 "for his troubles" said the woman. As soon as Timothy got home, he put the ten dollars on his Ipod. He then proceeded to buy Pon-Pon. Then was where it got weird. The first level he played went perfectly, until at the top of the screen, there was a black abyss. As Timothy made his way up, the abyss made its way down until it filled up the entire screen. Timothy was not fazed, as there was a common glitch where the exact same thing happened. A little later, Timothy saw something that caught his eye - a dead-looking Redford. There was a crimson patch of blood on his chest, and his eyes were looking in different directions. As Timothy kept going, there were more and more dead Redfords. Timothy was disturbed, but pushed on just because he liked to think of himself as the greatest Mega Jump player in the world. '''Wait until I blog about this. People will think I'm so awesome!''' As soon as Timothy got over it, he was shocked to find out what was next. Behind Pon-Pon, was an army of the dead Redfords. He focused on Pon-Pon and noticed that his innocent grimace changed to a look of panic and distress. Timothy tried to get the Supernova powerups but they soon fizzled out the farther he got. Finally, Timothy got to a point where there were no more coins left, and to his despair, Pon-Pon fell down to the Redfords that looked like they were hungry. The swarm of Redfords gathered around Pon-Pon and devoured him, untill all that was left was a skeleton, and a blanket of splattered blood. Pon-Pon fell forward, and hit face first onto the blood, and disintegrated to dust.

Timothy threw his Ipod across the room, where it hit the wall with a somewhat satisfying Thunk.The Ipod's glass screen was cracked, and the case Timothy spent a years worth of his saved allowance on was chipped. Timothy ran down the stairs, grabbed a hammer, ran back upstairs, and closed his door. The last thing the screen said before it was crushed with the hammer was "Thanks for playing Undead Jump!"