User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170203172903/@comment-25947144-20170203194425

I'm gonna strap you to a chair, connect a vibrator in your ass and keep it running 24/7 and I'll program it to send a 100 Watts current through you every time you approach an orgasm so you'll learn to associate pain with pleasure. Once a week, I'm going to separate the dildo from you and leave a horny Rottweiler locked in the room with you. For what happens afterwards, check this out.