User blog comment:Dorkpool/The Dork Report/@comment-25941663-20150412233150

I'm sorry to say this, but I don't care about a review of an obviously crappy story. Reviews like this seem kinda pointless.

If you were to review/riff a story written by a member of our community, or an obscure/unknown pasta, it would be much more interesting + it would actually help the community.

Of course, if you like reviewing/riffing crappy stories just for the heck of it, continuing doing that. I'm just offering some advice that would get me interested in your work.