User:The Koromo



Hi I'm Joey, nice to meet you.

Upcoming stories
The Hanging Rock Horror: A British paleontolagist arrives at Hanging Rock, Victoria to explore a newly discovered vast network of caves within its area. Unfortunately, it seems the discoveries to be made are more unspeakably horrifying than science-vital. (3,500+ words)

The Untimely Shadow: Abigail Madeline Boulstridge is a miserable woman with a miserable life. Losing her husband, living with her control-freak parents, and dealing with her angry boss are only a sliver of the demonic, supernatural interference that would unexpectedly plague her life when a mysterious entity named "Y'thra" arrives from betwixt the cosmos; and Abigail's downward spiral begins. (25,000+ words)

Locksmith's Garden: Xavier Weidenvan, a German American man, is bored of his dullard, uneventful life in New York's suburbia, and decides to pay visit to a wealthy Connecticut man bearing the name of "Alexander Locksmith", related indirectly to a deceased old friend. Locksmith's greenhouse, a massive garden spanning the size of five football fields, is wedged behind Locksmith's house and a vast rural plain behind it. Xavier, interested, decides to inspect this "garden", but unbeknowst to him, an unspeakable, nameless terror is weeding its way through the decrepit branches. Can Xavier survive this botanical nightmare? (4,000+ words)

The Melody of Death Mask: In 1700s Japan, one man follows in his deceased parents' footsteps; utter violence and debauchery to continue through life. Infatuated with decapitation, he develops a love of wearing his victim's faces for his own gratification. However, interference from the supernatural might render him in a troublesome situation. (5,500+ words)

Eternal Kingdom - The Dreamscape Diary of Holger Nilsson: A middle-aged Finnish man murders his innocent wife, taking shelter in a dark, silent forest. With guidance from the Jabbering Wognigors, he blames the murder of his wife on the water spirit of the Wacken. (10,000+ words)

Cow Head: The only copy of an olden Japanese prose poem said to drive the reader to unspeakable insanity is uncovered in the darkest, most abandoned underground cell in Japan. (2,000+ words)

The Accursed Cougher: A group of surgeons are assigned to handle a comatose patient, coughing violently in his rest, to remove a bizarre tumor from his chest area that may be more than what they had initially thought. (1,200+ words)

The Nightmare of Hopewell: In rural New York, if one continues to drive down Route 52 instead of taking the right turn at Buckaneer Street, he or she will come across an old, run down hamlet. The town is littered with old, unused train tracks, half rundown homes and a rather small population. The quiet, abandoned atmosphere of this odd Hopewell Junction holds quite a brutal history, however, as judging by the occurrences in 1969 - in which the entire town slowly begins going insane for reasons unknown. A few scientists step in to find out what is the problem, and begin to uncover something horrifying... (6,000+ words)

The Girl Who Was...Death: In 1933, James Hudson, a native of Maryland, moves to Massachusetts and claims an old, unused house on the heights of Boston. However, the house may have more history than he thought, as noises, a disembodied playing of instruments, and a young girl in a white robe that seems to be walking around at night begin getting to his head. (6,000+ words)

The Witch, The Cross, and the Stream: Josiah Ordella is a bizarre man with a bizarre dream; vampire slaying. He gathers his cunning, quick-witted sister Porcelina and his detective client Trey Lisingburd to accompany him on a hunt for the victims of a mysterious case of kidnapping in their small 19th century Maine town; a case that has tracks that lead directly into the dark Autumn woods. (18,000+ words)

The Sacrilege of Fatal Arms: Karen Hawthorne, after divorcing her unappreciative husband Mason, moves into a Georgia home on the outskirts of Atlanta. Upon exploration of the house one night, she discovers a dusty old Ouija board in her attic that is giving bizarre signals from an unidentified location that dubs itself "Yuggoth". (9,500+ words)

The Towers That Tore the Skies: Off the coast of Florida's Key West lies a previously undiscovered sunken city. (9,000+ words)

The Moving Mountain: A paleontolagist with a love for hiking goes on a trip to a newly discovered string of mountains in the Amazon rainforest, only to find that these mountains are more than just tectonic in one way. (1,200+ words)

Satyr IX: In the dead of October, a fairly normal and quiet Upstate New York town is ravaged by a horde of the undead, lead by a grotesque, rotten zombie of abnormal height seeking his vengeance on the town for past wrongdoings. Many of the citizens - including a young bookworm girl, an extremely sexually frustrated teenage boy, and a secluded elderly man - rise together to stop this threat, but the only question is how? (16,000+ words)

Coffee's favorite movies
The Shining, The Exorcist, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Starship Troopers, War of the Worlds, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Shutter Island, Eraserhead, The Blair Witch Project, The Count of Monte Cristo, Tremors

In memory of (Coffee's favorite retired users)
ObliterationoftheSelf: Bah bye and good riddance, buddy. God, you were the biggest douchebag on this site and I loved it. I hate you, I hope you know that, you big dumb oaf. <3 Like, I fucking despise you with every ounce and fiber of my being. But really, despite all that, when I think about it, I remember that if it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't be the guy I am now; and in that respect, in that light, you were such a great guy and always were. You were hilarious, brutally honest, and a complete and total fucking asshole who couldn't tie his shoes without hanging himself. And that, my friend, is why I fucking love you so damn much. Thanks for brightening up my life, ya big dick. That's my Oblit and always will be. Good luck to wherever you are in life now.