Talk:What If I Told You.../@comment-26421917-20151016004438

Inkeeper is scared the murderer is after her, the mailman is 9000% ADHD, and the gaurds say the kids cant leave so they don't get eaten by wolves or get eaten by a witch.

My theory on the Happy Mask Salesman: He is the murderer. He is making the moon fall. He is the king. He wants to make everyone believe he will stop the insanity.

The bartender and the campers? They are just scams and make you want to believe the bar is going out of buisness and they're poor. Isn't majora's mask allready scary (to most)? That moon is a TROLL anyway.