User:Derpyspaghetti

Still waiting for my name to turn green.



This Is Me!
Hey guys, I'm Derpyspaghetti, but you can call me whatever you want, like Derpy, Derp, Spaghetti, Emell (as I go by Emell_G._Mango on most of my accounts), and anything else that comes to mind. So please, sit down and have a laugh or a spook with some of my (very few) stories, and enjoy!

My Stories
All of them are pretty short, averaging at about 1500 words. Not micropastas, but they are pretty short, and only take a few minutes to read. I'd highly recommend checking them out, as they're pretty quick and easy, and I'm narcissistic, so I think they're great.

Regarding Georgie - A letter written from a serial killer to a would-be victim.

Slaughterhouse - Not everything is what it seems in the town of Hallowroots. (My favourite of mine.)

Stonehenge - An explanation of Stonehenge, what it did, and how it came to be.

The Santa at the Mall - A woman visits a Santa at the mall with her young son. You can guess where it goes from there. (Featuring an alternate ending).

Closet Monsters - A short story about monsters in closets licking children and that being the reason they grow up and become angsty teens. (Started off as an exercise in writing banter)

My Troll Pastas
The Cat - An old story I wrote when I first joined the wiki. Terrible.

The Rake is Watching - It's my first attempt at Creepypasta. It's also terrible.

CreepyPasta Wiki User Chat - I make fun of certain users and just shit on pretty much everything. EmpyrealInvective, LOLSKELETONS, SOMEGUY123, Underscorre and Diexillius should read this if they get the chance.

My Narrations
Some wonderful people have decided to narrate my stories (I have enough for this tab, I guess)



Stuff I'm Working On
The Moai - An explanation of how the Moai on easter island came to be. This will be tied in some way to Stonehenge (which is now on the site) and vice versa, though it may not be serial.

NightValean Quote of the Day
Remember: Marked for review? Edit it, too! Tagged for deletion? Run.

To do

 * Clean up user page
 * Finish 'Food'
 * Clean up the tab below
 * Tell Dix to eat Dicks
 * Finish Hailey's Johto Quest series
 * Get a series going
 * Reread and Rewrite that one good Wattpad story I have
 * Wait until my name turns green
 * See if I can find a way to read Jake's and Mmpratt's story early without it affecting my bias

Some Wiki Stuff
All my edits (Including those on pages that were deleted)

There  marked for review and   tagged for deletion.

I have personally gone through all of my edits to see the vandalisms I have undone (if you don't believe me you can do the same) and am keeping a tally here. I have Eight to Nine cases of undone vandalism so far.

The Most Recent Changes are Here