User blog comment:EtherBot/Try writing a horror story in under 15 words!/@comment-28266772-20161109142143

'The below entries are NSFW. Please bear that in mind. '

Joke entry - 15 words.

This year Bowie, Lemmy and Snapes died. Brexit happened. Trump became president - not even December.

Legitimate entry - (NSFW) 14 words.

Before school I pour their cereal. But at night I cum in the milk.

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Huh, not sure if I'm proud or disgusted by my legitimate attempt. Nonetheless this was a fun and horrifying exercise.