User blog comment:KanoKreator/ClericOfMadness/@comment-10502460-20180517071649/@comment-25052433-20180517220922

Sadly no... none of us here are that lucky...

Wait, there is a knock at my door, brb.

Okay, that was just the ummm... the mailman... So, I'd like to reverse my original statement at the top of this reply. Instead of 'Sadly no' what I meant to say was 'Happily no' and what 'none of us here are that lucky' should have been, ' we are all so fortunate that Cleric graces us with his wonderful presence each and every day.'

Ummm, he wants me to say more... I mean, the mailman... he has more mail...

Yeah so, I also want to thank Cleric for his generous monthly thefts of my paycheck. I mean, I'm not so good with money and if he weren't kind enough to take it off my hands for me, I might waste it all at the grocery store on food or something.

He's also been a great role-model for my son. I mean, I wasn't really sure at first if I approved of Cleric teaching him how to chew tobacco... and I really was on the fence when he told my kid that calling me 'bitch' was better than calling me dad, but hey, what do I know right?

Sometimes I wonder if his once a month, mandatory 'crawl' day is the best idea. Basically he'll text me at random and I have to crawl everywhere that day, at work, the store, it doesn't matter. He is polite enough to take my wife out for dinner though, so long as I have the cash to pay for it. I'm okay with the dinners, but the hotel rooms are getting expensive.

Either way, to put your mind at ease, Cleric is most certainly still the Founder, Lord and Savior, Mandatory Life Coach and Chief Financial Officer of my income, both here on the Wiki and... everywhere.

Pray me for... (ummm, never mind, Cleric just informed me that he's my god now, and prayers are wasted on his apathetic judgement...)