User talk:Fpstothemax

POKEMON TED IS DEAD Version

One day I was wondering about pokemon, how much I loved, how much I had fun. I knew I had the most fun playing pokemon pearl so I picked up a copy at gamestop. I got home and opened it. But I noticed that on the front of the cartridge it said TED across it in sharpie. I ignored it and played the game. When I got to the game it was normal until I got to the "pick a profile screen". It would not let me start a new adventure or erase the old one named TED IS DEAD. So I just proceeded with the TED one. When I got into the game something was not right. I was in a town I don't remeber being in the game, so I checked the map and it was the only town there called "TED IS DEADville". It gave me the chills. Everthing in the town was blank white besides one gym. I had one pokemon, it was a texture error sprite, like missing no. but it was named TED. I walked into the gym and there was a sprite of a little girl, pale with bloody tears. I walked up to her to battle and she said "You are not a smart one are you", then we went into battle. I through out TED but all he new was leer, the girl used her self instead of a pokemon! She one shotted TED then the battle was over. At the end of the battle she said "TED is dead now you are too". Scared to death I went to turn it off but when I did nothing heappend and she reapeted the same lines "TED is dead now you are too". I pulled out the cartridge but nothing happend and she reapeted again. Then the lights went out in my house, I heard a loud crash noise then I heard a demonic little girl laugh. I ran to my kitchen and I heard glass then I heard a faint whisper that said "TED is dead now you are to". I ran out of the house, snapped my DS in half then through it in the sewer. I was scared out of my mind I went inside and then I heard the faint whisper again say "You are a smart one after all".



2 YEARS LATER

I was cleaning out my attic and I found a copy of pokemon pearl. I took out the cartridge from the case and it said TED in sharpie. Remembering that I don't have a DS anymore I sold it to a guy at a garage sale. When the guy bought it and walked off I had a chill remembering that something was very wrong about that game.

STORY BY: fpstothemax