User blog comment:Mmpratt99 deviantart/What's the stupidest thing you saw or done in either middle school or high school?/@comment-17385488-20160607001128

Possibly NSFW. This is a combination of stupid, dangerous, and dumb. Both of these events happened during my freshman year of high school. I don't know about your high school, but at mine, we had these kinds of games during Friday pep rallies before football games. My picture of me playing one of those games ended up in that year's yearbook under this caption: "Freshman gets his face covered in whipped cream after competing in a pie eating contest." Apparently they don't want to get sued because I remember for a fact it wasn't whipped cream. It was bowl full of flour and we had to use only our mouths to find a piece of gum in that mess. Last time I checked, flour is dangerous for someone to consume.

There was even the time where my school's dean of students thought I touched a girl's breasts. God knows how long I had to defend my innocence. Before you ask, no, I touched her STOMACH (Big difference!) and the girl and her parents knew it was an accident. But the way it was handled made me have a different attitude towards my school's administration. He even accused me of lying to someone after I told the SAME story to him and then my father. Even AFTER all of that, I still got punished. I'm glad they changed deans after that because the one we got after him was so much better and definitely more respected by the student body.

Funny enough, I never shared these experiences publicly until now.