Talk:The Girl and the Deceitful One/@comment-25464062-20141006001957/@comment-24040907-20150225235337

Do I often have conversations involving pretty dresses? Oh yes I do!

You see, everyone on this Earth has that one outfit that they look oh, so fly in. I’ve got this fedora, and I’m pretty sure that it is the literal source of my witty charm xD



Okay, my moment of vanity has expired. I promise not to be a complete narcissist from now on. Let’s talk about frogs!



So, the Xenopus Laevis is a very hardy but very frightful creature. I’ve read that if one sees you enter a room that it’s in; its heart will skip a beat. If one frog gets startled, all of them will go on a rampage, swimming in circles until they find a hiding place. However, they only fear things that threaten their environment, specifically the aquarium they live in. I can bust all of the eccentric dance moves I want in front of them, and they’ll just stare at me in boredom.



They make each other feel comfortable. They’ll build frog-pyramids out of themselves (well, it’s actually more like a frog-pile than a pyramid). They just like to be next to each other! They also like to hide, like under rock arches and stuff.



They’re fed twice a day. If they happen to get sick, pouring some salt into the water helps make them better. I’m pretty sure they can live up to 20 years, so I’ll most likely have them for a long time.



Well, that’s enough about frogs. Let’s talk about cats! I once heard that cats are love routines so much that if their owner rearranges the furniture, they’ll be unhappy because their “order” has been messed up. Have you ever had that happen? Does your cat have claws? Some people like to de-claw their cats, but in some cases I’ve heard that doing so actually makes them more aggressive! Well, I guess I have a lot of questions, too xD



Good Will Hunting? >closes eyes, taps on side of head< oh, darnit! I’m supposed to know this! I’ve heard so much about it, but I’ve never actually seen it. What’s it about? How good was it?