User blog:Dr. Frank N. Furter/I Come Bearing Frank N. Cense

How d'you do, fellow creepers/window peepers? Yes, it's obviously been a while since I've been active here, but much like a bag of sullied men's laundry absentmindedly left behind at my local Planet Fitness, I find this wiki difficult to stay away from/imbue with my essence. And much like a haggard, financially-unstable ex-porn star in their fifties forced to star/direct/die in "Tim Curry's Succulent SlurryFest VII", I now prematurely and quite messily come out of retirement and return to the best wiki there is.

But enough about me.

What's been going on around here? Any interesting goings-on or happenings? Were there any departures or returns of longtime users? Seems like there's some new faces lurking about, why not come say hi to Uncle Frank‽ I assume people around here think the Slenderman movie looks like crap, is that right? Don't be shy.

Please, discuss anything really. Or maybe just tell a joke, or fill me in on anything good you've had for dinner lately. Anything creepy happen to you recently? Hell, talk politics if you want. A song you'd like to share? An interpretive dance? Does anyone here do origami? Stimulate me people! I always promise to stimulate back.