Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5809057-20130114145509/@comment-4620507-20130117153607

The cat tears at your sofa. In a drunken rage, you stab it to death and eat it. Wracked with guilt, you stab yourself. Police come along and then arrest you for stabbing a cat and yourself to death. Your dead body is put on death row for 25 years, during which it rots. They then put you on an electric chair, turn it on, and for a few seconds, you come alive, screaming as the electric shocks deliver immense pain to your body. Then, finally, you die.

I wish I typed like an idiot.