User blog comment:Axlthekoopakid/"Lost Episode" Pastas... Overkill, Much...?/@comment-23893664-20130406042209

"illiterate 12 year old Mary-Sue who spends most of their time texting, ignoring their parent's warnings about peer-pressure, while blasting whatever overrated pop-culture shit their school bus driver forced them to listen to through overpriced headphones"

That is literally, word for word, exactly what everyone in my old school was like.