User:HYPAHREALIZTIKBHLUD

I'm Jack. I was born in '92. I'm a motherfucking Otaku. I'm Pansexual. I'm in love with my beautiful fiancée, Rachael, who means the universe and more to me. She is my best friend and my soul mate and makes me happy constantly day in, day out. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with this woman. I love you so much, my squish, and I always will. I'm a fucking epic video game, Anime, Ghibli, Creepypasta, Pokémon, Cry (Cryaotic, ChaoticMonki) and DragonBall nerd.. Have been for most of my life so far and will be now until I die. Unashamed that they are the most important things in my life besides my girlfriend. 5 people I admire and look up to are Billie-Joe Armstrong, Fat Mike, Kat Von D, Charlie Sheen and James Corden. I'm addicted to cigarettes and coffee. I grew up mostly in the 90s as my passion lies with many of the cartoons, music and other stuff that I remember from then. It greatly influenced and inspired me towards the passions I have today. If it could be the 90s forever then I would die happy. I owned 6 rats; Voodoo, Toast, Rufus and Nero have all unfortunately died but I still love and miss them so much. I have two fancy rats called Lenny and Soap left from my 6 and I have two Dumbo rats called Lucius and Yoko. Voodoo and Toast were the oldest but they died. Toast died of a spinal disease as I had to have him put down which killed me and Voodoo was his older brother. Voodoo died of a broken heart. He just lay down, when to sleep and never woke up.

Soap and Rufus were brothers. Rufus died of a common disease in rats which, like Toasts, is impossible to cure. I walked in and found him let's say "a little too peaceful" one day.

Soap's still alive but he's losing the use of his back legs and he's old, ill, grumpy and prefers to be the only rat in the cage now which is why he's in his own cage. You mix rats with him and he'll attack them.

Lenny's still alive, well and full of beans but his brother, Nero, died of the same disease that Rufus and Toast had. It's not contagious and nothing causes it. It's just a very common cause of death in rats.

Then I got two dumbo rats called Mr Popo and Lucius. Lucius is an albino and very timid and Mr Popo is our proud Mum. Think we can safely assume that Lucius is not as timid as he would have us beleive now if he can put it away like that lol. Looks like it's neutering time for my males now. I didn't want to because it's awkward to perform but looks like I have no choice now. Or else I'm just gonna keep getting more and more lol.  And I also have a very retarded but very beautiful and awesome Corn Snake called Howard who is now 3 years old :) I love all these guys to pieces and they are like my children. I don't take anything seriously. Life is a playground, enjoy it while you can. I make jokes at the most inappropriate of times. I don't really have to try too hard to be random because not much of what I ever do or say makes much sense, in the long run. People would be able to back me up on that. If you're good to me, I'll love you forever. If you're a dick to me, I will never forgive or forget it but I will, most likely, get over it. I'm an über game nerd. I'm of German, Romanian and Japanese descent. Music is my passion. I tumblr out the arse. I appreciate the basic and the fine things in life. I'm a humanist and I just love everything and everyone equally. I'm artistic and I love piercings and body art. I have eight piercings and aim to get more and to get some tattoos too. There is beauty in absolutely everything in this universe. It's my duty to find it, enjoy it and share it with everyone.