Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-25188530-20140921222516

Heres some more :

Do NOT, under any circumstances, drive in the middle of the night. If you do..... well, you're the asshat who went and did it anyway.

If something is knocking on your window progressively louder throughout the night on the last day of the month, for your own sake, don't open your eyes!

Never go to a very obviously cancelled dinner party with a kid you just met, especially if he is insane and plotting your beauty through gasoline and bleach. Not a good idea.

Use you're common sense, and stay away from the weirdo who wears a bear suit, tortures children, and runs a kids show about it.

If you find yourself waking up strapped to a metal torture bed of sorts, accept the fact that you are probably and most likely, screwed.

If that old version of Zelda starts glitching the fuck out, or maybe your computer is spamming pictures of the Link statue on the internet, it's probably in your best interest to smash your computer to bits, followed suit by your phone and any other electronic device with access to internet and has a screen. Then wait a year to replace it all just to be safe.

Curiousity didn't kill just the cat, and it can kill you too.

Huskies are cute. Red and black ones aren't. Same goes with cats.

If you receive a chain letter image of a creepy smiling dog, just give it to the next person before you go to bed, so that shit doesn't come to you're dreams telling you to do what you should've already done. Boom, problem solved.

There's a reason we are afraid of the dark. Like for example, that creepy thing at the end of your bed or in the dark corner of your room.

No human-like creature should go around killing naked. Especially not human-like creatures.

Never talk to that kid in the corner of the classroom who has no friends.

If you DO talk to the kid in the corner of the classroom, don't piss him off.

If you end up pissing him off, you will find the way he/she views the world isn't the prettiest, and you just added one more serial killer to the world and one more person dead : you.