User blog comment:Gilbert the globe/Uhmm hello/@comment-25947144-20150604142116

1. You're not realy an account. You may just think you're an account because of ...O)_(O. But if you are a haunted laptop then I'm sorry.

2. Do not worry about messing up anything because we will do it before you even have chance to think about it.

3. If you want good stuff, then think about this:

-short and good Mother's Call, Bad Dream, I Am a Big Boy, bassicaly any micropasta because they were good enough to survive to call themself micropasta

-long and good: anything with "50 Foot Ant" in the title, Penpal, Funnymouth

-just good: any of those 61 stories (barely tried read 10 of them) Category: Suggested.

Also you may want to follow (not stalk) any of these guys- MrDupin, HumboldtLychantrope, Blacknumber1, Empyreallnvective, Banningk1979 and any admin. Also, it wouldn't hurt (me) if you wouldn't ignore me.