User blog comment:Sloopernicus/The Shallowness of the Jeff the Killer Fandom/@comment-5239282-20140503024933/@comment-5239282-20140506020027

Bitch, I got all the fabbest hair dye in the world. I'll use my acrylic nails to mark your fashion sense's grave. Slut.

Too bad I'll be bald at thirty-five.