User blog comment:EtherBot/Try writing a horror story in under 15 words!/@comment-5101683-20161111014745

He tried turning the kitchen light on.
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But the sink disposal shredded him instead.

He appeared with his new friend's arm.
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"I'm bleeding again."

"You ate the action figure?"


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"Are you bleeding?"

"No. It's not my blood."

Consequently, he died of AIDS.

END

Sorry.