User blog comment:Zumokiworks335/CREEPYPASTA WIKI IS FOR PRO'S/@comment-25073641-20160713104318

Oh my, oh my. Blog posts like this are becoming a trend on the Wiki...

 

Let me do it once again. I'm still serious just so you know, and same old same old, I want to be brutally honest, and partly hypercritical. Sorry if I overstep my boundaries, but I do this all for the reason of entertainment; no actual harm intended. (Writing this as I read the blog, anyway.)


 * my name... is curtis rhodes, i am a writer, not a flawless one but i am one...

Judging by the way you wrote the introductory sentence, I do already doubt you're an actual writer who takes writing seriously. You don't seem one, to be honest. A writer who doesn't take creepypasta writing a pinch of salt knows how to avoid these errors I'm going to list down below:


 * Starting sentences with a small letter.


 * Not capitalizing proper nouns and "I".


 * Making run-on sentences. And...


 * Using unneeded ellipsis for the sake of drama.

That's all I could discern (so far, at least). However, I do appreciate you recognizing and admitting your imperfection as a writer. Everyone is flawed, including me and all the writers in the Wiki (hell, I even know many over-the-top writers who had admitted their shameful secrets way before you've even thought of writing this blog.  Looking at you, Empy ).

But... yeah, I'll be honest, and unfortunately, I won't be kneeling before your feet if I hurt your feelings. Your grammar and spelling just suck (sorry for the shitty term... I promise I'll be kinder later on). As a beginning writer, you are strongly required to at least go to the primary school of grammar rules. I completely understand why you want to focus on the plot and characters instead of grammar and spelling (I witnessed all the bloody murder you did up there, anyway), but just like how water and food and sex is crucial to humanity's survival, proper grammar and spelling are important to writers like us. (I hereby declare myself a grammar Nazi. Heil Emptler!)  What's the point of writing a story with a great plot and great characters if the writing itself is just plain shit and awful? Your story would be hard to look at, much more read. All your efforts would be thrown straight to the admin's trash bin if you keep this shit up! And coming from a fellow writer who had experienced that dreaded thing before, that's a big shame!

Seriously, the point is: '''Know the difference between "your shit" and "you're shit". Is it reall that hard to accomplish?'''


 * i may just make sure that every word in that story is spelled correctly, sometimes...

You don't do it "sometimes", mate. You do it every goddamn time!


 * im 17 and L.A. and math are my worst subjects in school i belive...

I'm 14, turning 15 a couple of months from now. Not trying to impress or embarrass anyone; just telling the whole truth. The only way I can relate math to writing creepypastas is... "sometimes, writing creepypastas is so damn hard you just want to give it up and do something else."


 * if you are younger or even less skilled in grammer and would like to try your hand at making a creepypasta, perhaps one revolving around a certain charature like the jeff the killer story... don't do it here...

Of course you don't! Jeff the Killer and all his minions and followers were banished from Creepypasta Wiki quite a long time ago. It was such a bad, horribly unrealistic story people literally loathed it here; everyone rejoiced when the thing called garbage got taken out of the house. And as a piece of garbage... why the hell would anyon want to write a story about a hot pile of bleached, steaming garbage?


 * because apparently you have to be a pro at writing to even have a story here, other wise the'll deleted, mostlikly before even reading it and giving it a chance...

''How many stories do I have here? Um, let's see... Oh, I have about ten of them; sadly, they've been deleted due to them not meeting the damned Quality Standards, and as of now, I have two stories - one long and one short - that are in the verge of eternal oblivion. Yeah, you're so right about that. I can feel you, mate, I really do...''

Haha! To hell with that! You don't even need to be a professional writer to get your stories up here. I'm nowhere a professional, let me tell you; I'm just as of now a plain high school student, yet I can confidently say I have good English grammar and writing abilities (you can ask some of the old-time users out there). Your stories just need to have good grammar, spelling, characters, plot and all other creepy elements to be accepted here. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing bullshit. I know it's, to some extent, hard to achieve - I know how it feels - but if you actually spend some time rereading your stories and fixing their all-so-obvious faults, maybe you'll get pass through the admins with barely a scratch or two. And don't even bother trying to cover up your ass! The Wiki doesn't have obscenely high standards and overly strict admins; you're just being lazy!

Sorry if I got too hot. I can barely contain my outrage.


 * in fact your pasta probably has a better chance on wattpad or deviant art then here...

Considering that Wattpad is less tight with their rules and that DeviantArt is (in a sense) a chocolate cake layered with thick mounds of dogshit and cowpiss, I understand why you have thought of this. Might you consider contributing there instead? Because as of now, with that attitude and that low English grammar intelligence, you definitely have no chance of surviving and thriving here as a writer. Maybe you could make a small change here as a simple editor, though, but that's not much of a position here, to be honest.

Pessimism is love, pessimism is life... pessimism is reality.


 * theres no doubt in my mind that the same guy's going to come by again, he'll probably ban me this time...

Can already tell you're talking about the admins. But hey, don't speak of them like that. They won't ban you if you post this rant. The reason why they deleted your story is because they wanted to keep the site clean of crappy stuff.


 * im making my own wiki anyway, although it is incomplete...

''[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:531864 Bother giving this thread a read? Just thought it might concern you a bit.]''


 * it was something that i had worked on for months, i think i even tried doing the spell check thing for once. they took it down in a heart beat..

If it's shit in terms of grammar and story elements, no matter how many times you accuse the admins of not spending enough time trudging through your story, or how much time you spend pampering it, it will eventually get deleted. That's how stuff works here.

And you keep mentioning spell-checks, I notice... C'mon! spell-checking your story won't make it any better if it's already shit to begin with. You just can't make shit look better. It's utterly impossible!


 * and even worst the story somehow made it's way to troll wiki, i was insulted, i tried to take it down from the troll wiki and somehow someone put it back up...

Trollpasta Wiki is like the cesspool of the wiki, but that's what it really is meant to be. Such a shame I don't know it feels to have your story get torn apart to bloody pieces by trolls and shitty writers.


 * anyway i can't write stories here anymore, so, i'll just make rants on pasta i don't like

If I were you, I'd just shut the fuck up and move out of this website. Just a kind suggestion, though.