Board Thread:Administration/@comment-2240864-20150808165206

This site is now five, count 'em five years old! That's 1,826 days spent terrifying people! 43,800 hours of screaming! 2,628,000 minutes of gleeful joy from monsters world-(and bed-)wide! 157,680,000 seconds of existence (many of which have been shared by me working on it)!

We in this! We people now!

We People Now?
From the CDC's (http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/actearly/milestones/milestones-5yr.html) website on developmental milestones:

Cognitive (learning, thinking, problem-solving)


 * Counts 10 or more things check
 * Can draw a person with at least 6 body parts oh god yes check

Looking at that list, we people now.

Five Years?
That's 25.361 Kardashian-Humphries marriages! Production of Microsoft Zunes lasted only 5 years! Gerbils only live to about 5 years!

Wow we're getting old. Pass me some cake, it's time to celebra—no, the other cake. The one made of flesh. Yeaaaah. That one. 