Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5809057-20130114145509/@comment-4620507-20130122100744

You have money... you gained it from being an assasin-for-hire. The authorities hunt down and kill you in your sleep. Oh yeah, they also found and... well, let's just say used, your porn collection that you had collected over your lifetime. Then they delete it, laughing as they ejaculate onto your computer, ruining it in the awesomeness of semen.

I wish taking notes on readings were easier.