User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/So, like, dude, like, what's up, creepypasta peeps? How's spring going?/@comment-26030957-20160404182913

When did they start putting advertisements on the side of the screen of pastas? Ack, how trashy and distracting.

Anybody got any good jokes?

How about this one: A guy comes home to his wife with a duck under his arm and says, "This is that pig I've been fucking."

His wife says, "That's not a pig."

And he says, "I wasn't talking to you."