User blog:Icydice/PotM and Preferably Preferable Pasta Puns

Uh, hi everyone. I don't know how long I'll make this because I've come down with something and it really hurts to be awake, but I just want to thank all of you for a recent accomplishment. Back on January sixth I beleive a user named TheSoul Fister nominated my pasta for potm. I won't be putting any links to the story because it's plastered all over the front page and I don't wanna be an egotistical prick.

So yea, I wanna give a shout out to him for the nominations. It was very cool of him to do. I'd also like to thank several users who helped me edit the story and all the boring but VERY important work behind it. That includes Vngel G, Raidra, and Christian Wallis. They helped me out a lot.

I guess the reason I seem so shooketh by this is because about 3 years back I was banned off of the CP Wikia for spamming horrid pastas which swiftly got deleted AND being underage for the guidelines. I actually forgot about the wikia until several months ago until I made a new account here (With the permissions of the admins of course) to try it again. I suppose that back then I couldn't even dream of getting my stories above the quality standards, and now we're here. Big leap. If you wanna read some of my crappypastas I wrote as a bumbling prepubescent nerd, click the link below.

https://pastebin.com/Yh5kFynq

Now, one final thing. There was a runner up in the polls that I actually voted for, and I think it's an amazing story. So if you have time, please check out Ascension

It's a great, long pasta that I enjoyed and I beleive you will too. Do me a favor and check it out and show the author some love.

Finally, on to the pasta puns. They're gonna be KILLER

Try to keep up with these jokes or you're too slow.

It would be BENificial to DROWN out the bad pastas

To make a great paata you have to use your NOODLE

Everyone who enjoys these puns are serious DEADbeats

But if you don't enjoy them I'll be BANNING you from the site

Has anyone ever watched the show Fresh Prince of Helel-air

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I'll see myself out now.