Talk:Jeff the Killer 2015/@comment-34307922-20180119072646/@comment-25052433-20180121070447

So Widward, I'll level with you. One day George Costanza is in a board meeting at work. Apparently they catered shrimp for the employees to eat during the meeting. George is just shoveling those shrimp into his mouth.

One of his co-workers stands up and says, "Hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp!"

George's co-workers all laugh. George is angry. As he's driving home he thinks up the perfect comeback.

"Well, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

George can't wait to use this perfect comeback on the co-worker that insulted him. However, the co-worker was transfered from New York to Akron Ohio. Desperate to use his ultimate comeback, George flies to Akron and attends another meeting with this employee. He even caters out of his own pocket to make sure there is shrimp available.

As the meeting begins, George stuffs his face frantically with the shrimp, trying his best to lure the co-worker into using his original insult. Finally it happens. The man stands up, looks at George and announces, "Hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp!"

George, feels his confidence surge as he prepares to unleash his masterpiece of an insult. He stands, looks the co-worker in the eye and with the roar of a lion fresh on the kill, announces,

"Well, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

No one laughs. George waits. Then the co-worker stands and with the ease of a seasoned master at salty word play responds with "What's the difference, you're their all-time best seller!"

Here are a few photos of the incident in question:







Well, I hope this helps shed some light on my writing method and my reasons for choosing to write a re-boot of Jeff the Killer. Should you desire any further insight into the basic concepts and executions that I pulled from during the creation of this story, I'll leave some useful sources below. Thank you again for taking an interest in my content.

Sources:

-The episode of Family Matters where Steve Urkel was rejected by Laura Winslow.

-The episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers where Rita Repulsa used her scepter to make her monster grow.

-The episode of Street Sharks where the term 'jawsome' is used in place of awesome.

-The episode of Donald Duck where his day is completely ruined as life punishes him for trying to do mundane tasks.