User:The Not So Slender Man

I AM THE NOT SO SLENDER MAN! FEAR ME!!! I fly around on a stream of flatulence and the vapor trails appear to be tenticles trailing along behind me. My face appears normal, and aside from carrying a few extra pounds, I appear normal in every way-- EXCEPT I am known to carry weapons!!! Weapons that I use on bad guys like this here "Slender Man" punk. I can tell ya right now, that little fairy ain't gonna be hurtin' any kids while I'M around!!! If you see this "Slender Man" douche bag hangin' around the playground, send him MY way, and I'll be happy to introduce him to my .45 and my 12 Ga. shotgun. Yeah, "Slendy." We're gonna see just how bad you are boy.