Talk:Last Words/@comment-31077845-20170212051157

Maybe I'm just not internet-nerdy enough to know what "candlejack" is supposed to be, but I don't, so uh...sorry if that's problematic. Maybe the problem is that I've been outside the house sometime during the last week.

But yeah "Oh shit, there's been a cave in, but we can still see tiny bits of light pouring in! What should we do guys?"

"I think we should probably try to clear the rocks away, maybe try to get a signal on one of our phones (unless none of them brought phones or means of outside contact, which would make this story so much more tragic as I hadn't realized this was actually a group of mentally disabled children who'd escaped their caretakers) and call for help. We have almost no chance of survivial otherwise. Even if we just stay here at least if a rescue crew comes they can find us"

"...HA! What an idiot. Let's instead go wandering into this cave with little to no light available to even see any possible hazards! Yes, the chances of us dying doing so approaches 100%, but when I was young my brain was replaced with a gerbil's in a tragic and highly improbable accident, so this seems like a good idea to me anyways! Thank goodness I surely won't surive to pass my idiocy on to future generations!"