Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-38972428-20190824100011

145. If you get dumped by the side of the road, don't accept the offer of that weird hooded figure to come with him.

146. If you must accept the offer of that weird hooded figure to come with him, don't go into his weird cult commune when you should be trying to get home.

147. If you must go into his weird cult commune when you should be trying to get home, then run the fuck away if he takes his hood down and has a goat' s head sewn over his actual head.

148. If someone tells you not to approach the Slenderman, then take their advice. DON'T go looking for him, and DEFINITELY don't attack him if you do find him.

149. If a strange man in the street tells you he can grant you a wish and you know that it'll come with a price, ignore him. And no matter how Clever you think you are, for the love of all that is holy, don't ask him for $1.