User blog comment:G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY/Happy Birthday/@comment-24381191-20140813123329

Happy Birthday! May your reign over the peaceful land of Pride Rock be a peaceful one. (you get it? cause of the name and..oh forget it!) I'm gonna say what I have to you in chat:

If I was present at your birth, I would carry you out into the hall of the hospital, yell, "THIS IS SIMBA!" and force them to bow down to you. Then I would smash a melon onto the ground and rubbed its juice on your forehead.

So, in a way, I'm a baboon. (-_-)  (/.\)