User blog comment:BlittleMcNilsen/RANT: Wake UP, you SHEEPLE!/@comment-4099220-20120415231732/@comment-3499553-20120417001655

The only TRUE world domination conspiracy theory is the "BlittleMcNilsen" one. It says that an individual code-naming himself BlittleMcNilsen aims to achieve complete, total, absolute, unchallenged dictatorial rule over the entire planet, and then the solar system, and the galaxy, and its neighboring galaxies, and so on and so on until the entire universe is under his thumb. He must be stopped at all costs, for if he were to succeed, he'd bring about a holocaust of all people he deems to be idiots, which, because of his thinking, means the genocide of human civilization as we know it. I'm already campaigning to defeat him as we speak! Wait a second.........:/