Talk:Mortician's Warehouse/@comment-31077845-20170122220510

Fun fact, nail guns actually can't penetrate anything beyond an inch or so ahead of them. A dude on youtube actually tested it. So actually the nail would've pathetically bounced off Noora's head and the mortician would've had to have had some other way of dealing with her...I actually think that would've been a funny ending "The mortician, not realizing nail guns didn't work like in movies, didn't realize it had no effect whatsoever on Noora, who grabbed a nearby chainsaw and severed the mortician clean in half".

Oh, also in movies there's a reason teenagers are always having sex or something before they're murdered; we have to have some reason to hate them before they get brutally butchered, and while nobody wants to admit it everyone hates people who are getting laid when we aren't.