Talk:The Business of Death/@comment-26394749-20151004185350/@comment-31077845-20170223063907

I sorta agree honestly. Not necessarily for the same reasons, but I still think this very much walks the border of what I'd consider a "troll pasta". It was pretty well written and even if he really truly is just a florist, there's still a sense of suspense and the vague descriptions allow you to let your mind run away with you a bit, and that's more than I can say for a lot of the "serious" pastas I see on here that pretty much amount to "A monster was at my window then they came into my house often not even breaking down the door rather opting ot bypass the locks through ill defined means and smiled creepily at me with their scary teeth (they ALWAYS have to have scary teeth, and ALWAYS have to smile despite the fact the momentary satisfaction of killing someone who can't even come up with a good horror story is really not cause to celebrate) then killed me and/or my family".