User:JeffTheLlama

THE SCARIEST CREEPYPASTA KNOWN TO MEN

Guys this is a true story I swear I, in hiding now so I can't tell you my location. I fear for my life and beleaf they are coming fur me.

It all started in a regular day the sun was shunning and there where no clouds in sight. I was walking down my neighbourhood and saw an old man having a yard sale. I was curious and went and looked thru his stuff. There was nothing interesting just weird magazines of half naked dawgs. Anyways I saw something that interesting me it was a doll with a black dress green skin and pure red eyes and 666 written on its forehead.

I has a weird feeling in my toes but wanted to buy it anyways even tho I'm a woman in my mid 80s. I asked the old woman how much and he said I can have it for free and looked very scared and started to cry hyper realistic blood.

Anyways that night after I ate my dinner of fried onions and mayonnaise I upstairs to my room. (My parents are dead btw they dies saving me from a ostriche attack ) I places the doll on my bed and looked at it.

Her eyes creeped me out but I thoguht I would get used too it.

That night after I watched the one direction movie ( I LOVE YOU HARRY))) I went to bed.

I want upstairs and into my room but the doll wasn't there.

I got scared and called for its name

"YOOOO BENIQUA DROWNDISHA WHERE YOU AT GURL"

but I got no response

Than o heard a noise downstairs

I ran down the stairs into thr kitchen and screamed.

There she was floating as her head spun around fast.

I scared hard and tried to the get the phone to call the FBI or Obama but the doll started to make things levitate.

She threw a banana at me and I nearly go Inconcious

Than I got up and lunched it in the face

Than she told me in a Indian accent

" You shouldn't have done that"

And threw my to the living room

She floate above me and her entire body turned into a black teleportation whole

I closed my eye scare and didn't look.

Suddenly my nose was full of the aroma of onions

I open my eye balls to see....

A big...

Green...

Ogre...

It was shrek and he told me its all ogre now and he was going to kill me

I fainted

And woke up in the hospital

On my skin was carved his name

I am now shreks property

And fear for my life

Please don't laugh the scariest part is I am you from the future