Talk:My Own Parasite/@comment-31077845-20170212160015

Oh, I see what's going on here. Poor sheltered girl goes off to college, probably gets pressured into some party involving alcohol with no tolerance but doesn't want to admit it, boys are all around, suddenly being real nice to you and offering to take you back to your room, maybe after that it's a blur...

I'm not a parent or a doctor, so just head back to your health counselor and tell them you were with a guy and there was an "accident", but you're confused what that means. They'll explain and get you hooked up with all the correct services. See people, this is what happens when we don't make sure to cover sex education with our kids, darn it.

Seriously though, does this college put heavy sedatives in the water supply? They would've all noticed the a freshman freaking out, because they watch for those kinds of things at a college. And when you walk in and your roomate who's been acting crazy is sliced open with their hands wrist deep in their torso rummaging around with sharp, bloody scissors near them you don't walk up to them and say "Do you need help?". What the hell? What would happen if she said "No, I'm good". Would the roommate just shrug and walk away? No, a real person would say "H-holy shit!" and yank their phone out and call 911 while keeping a good distance and trying to calm their obviously babbling insane roommate down, if the roomate was still alive, which she'd probably barely be by that point.

And ya know, the more I read this...I almost half wonder if maybe my joke about her being pregnant wasn't maybe part of an earlier draft but got cut? That would've been a slightly depressing albeit cool twist, if at the end maybe there was a post-mortem report that indicated she'd actually been pregnant but due to an extremely sheltered upbringing she was never actually taught what that was.