Talk:You in the Mirror

I've done this ritual four times. Turns out it works both ways. Oh, did I mention that you also skip forward a century each time, but never age? It's interesting, but after the fourth time mirrors became obselete due to lens-screen computers that install directly into the brain (little more than a centimeter wide, well tested, only half an hour of surgery and a reasonable 350 Krands) and plays over the eye. It's really fascinating. Oh, and time machines have been reduced to little more than executable programs, officially priced at 5 Krands but up for free download in many places (internet security is moot as viruses and other technical problems are no longer a problem), but I payed for mine to support the business. Another interesting fact is medical care. From birth until the age of five you're given injections of a strange serum that makes it possible to live up to 300 years and greatly accelerates healing, and even provides antibodies against diseases once thought incurable! Anyway, I only have a few more days in this time and place before I lose charge, so I'll just leave this here and get back to my mission of assassinating the premier of Canada. That may sound strange to you, but when my time reaches you, you'll thank me.

Eculeus, The Tortured One 22:50, December 31, 2011 (UTC)