User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170203172903/@comment-25947144-20170203183242

Of course it's made of steel. You had to get a prosthetic to replace the one you lost when you tried to get a blowjob from a carnivorous plant. That poor thing died from malnutrition anyway. Also, you know the women from POV porn and video-chat aren't the most honest, right? I have women from multiple countries, time periods, species and realities to confirm the existence (and heat resistance) of my banhammer.