Talk:Jeff the Killer/@comment-24381191-20140712202402

To every motherfucker who thinks this bullshit is good, I'll tell you why this story should be on trollpasta wiki along with Sonic.exe. I'll keep it relatively short even though I can go on for hours about how this is utter bullshit, since most Jeff fans have the attention span of a peanut. Oh, look, It's already long for you motherfuckers isn't it? So here goes:

1. Grammar. C'mon, you should've seen this coming. To those who defend it saying he's probably a kid or someone who speaks English as a second language, English is my third language and I could write circles around this bullshit when I was ten (I'm fourteen and still speak better English).

2. Plot holes (in no particular order):

a) Bleach and alcohol doesn't make you a snowman.

b) If your hair got burnt, it would turn to ash and you'd become bald.

c) The parents just fucking watch while Jeff kills three dickheads. Even after the bullies run out of bullets, they do nothing, which brings me to my next point:

d) Twelve-year olds have guns. I believe I''ve made my point.

e) Isn't this supposed to be a good neighborhood? People have guns, knives, horrible grammar.

f) The worst poice force in history. Liu doesn't get a trial, no witness accounts and Randy and Co. need glasses as they can't tell Jeff and Liu apart.

g) Jeff's mom is like 'Fuck no!' when he gets ugly/insane. Ugsane!

3. What am I missing? Oh, yeah, fangirls.

4. How could I forget this one. Jeff the Killer.