Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-25170312-20140822035320/@comment-24381191-20140823111709

Umbrello wrote: Well, it's only the postmodern houses that are so similar. Long Island has a lot of very old or classically designed houses, hence the 'country charm' I mentioned my parents going for. I guess I like the low-budget postmodern houses because of how simple they are (I should probably mention that it's a low-budget house in the story, which will somewhat explain the simplicity).

My house is way different, though. It has old floorboars with these thick, ancient looking nails. All the windows have panes (postmodern houses usually have extra large windows with no panes). The trim looks dated. There's a brick wall inside the house. There's even beams that look like something out of the old west. Everything screams "old". It almost sounds scary the way I am describing it, huh?

I will probably leave that line as "What the fuck?" simply because I didn't notice anyone dropping the "what" until the 2000s, and this was the 90's. (I think people are just getting lazier, lol)

And wasn't kidding about you being helpful. Don't question me again! Grrrr! XD I will question you again. lol.

Your house doesn't seem scary, it actually sounds kinda nice. And I guess people are getting lazy (that's a good thing, right?) but as Bill Gates said, "I would pick a lazy person to do a job because he would find an easy way to do it" So, suck it old people! lel