User blog comment:MalevolentGlitcher/Gaming pasta challenge!/@comment-26114676-20150224092337

Once, I torrented Silent Hill 2 for PC. The game played fine except for some minor glitches here and there, such as a slight pause, sounds doubling for a few seconds, etc. It didn't really affect gameplay too much, and I couldn't really complain because, you know, stolen game. Of course it wouldn't be perfect.

I make a habit out of finding all the monsters I possibly can and beating them to death with the nail-board. Due to this, it took me much longer to get to the first sighting of Pyramid Head than it should have. I love Pyramid Head, as I even have a framed picture of him, so I stood at the bars in the hallway and just watched him stand there.

When I finished marveling at the glory that is him, I turned towards the door and he glitched pretty badly. By bad, I mean limbs all over the place, textures in the wrong places bad. It made me sad, but oh well. Can't complain, and after all it was the first major glitch in the game.

I was so excited when I got to the Pyramid Head/Mannequin cutscene. It's probably one of my favorites in the entire game. To my disdain, the cutscene itself was messed up. It lagged and skipped around, just...ugh. When it got to the part where James rapidly shoots at Pyramid Head through the closet door, it seemed to freeze. Then, Pyramid Head approached the closet and in a sad voice, began to speak.

"All I wanted to do was help you by getting rid of these Mannequins, but you shoot at me. It also hurts that you would illegally download us. You should support our creators by buying us, like a normal person, instead of downloading us or obtaining hacked copies like a jackass."

Once his speech was finished, the game crashed. Touched by his words, I uninstalled the illegal copy of the game and bought a valid, legal copy. And that, dear child, is how I was taught a very valuable lesson about bootlegged copies of games from the character I hold dearest.

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This took me about 15 minutes to type up, and I will be zero percent sad if it's deleted forever. Good luck on your quest for gaming pastas.