User:Fatal Disease

Hi! You came to my profile :'D! My name is Fatal Disease, I am a brony. Also I'm 16 years old, I love old music. My top two bands that I love are Judas Priest and Metallica. My stories are usually dark and stuff, so if you are down and can't find a really good Creepypasta, you'll find the best one here :3. I'm a grammar nazi, ever since I was a kid, If I look at a word and it looks weird to my opinion I'll do everything by my will power and see if its the right word spell, or not. The reason why I joined Creepypasta is because I loved the stories. I'm mostly on chat so if you guys want to know a lot about me chat me up!

My favorite pages

 * Jeff the Killer
 * Smile Dog
 * BEN (Aka Haunted Majora's Mask)
 * Maskie
 * The Couch
 * Red Mist
 * Squidward's Suicide
 * Hypno's Lullaby
 * Mr. Mix
 * Normal Porn for Normal People

Quotes
"So this guys is in michigan and is dating this lady. The guy finds out his dad is dying so he has to move back to missouri and his girlfriend lived in michigan all her life and is very close to her family. The guy is pretty sure that his girlfriend won't go with him so then he tells her that he's moving back to missouri. Then the girlfriend asks 'So when r we going?'  He proposed to her a week later" - xXSerpentKillerXx

"ITS CEEEB :oOOOO" Ryan

"Bitch please, I go to Clubpenguin.com WITHOUT my parents permission." Swag

"MY LITTLE HORNNNYYY, AAAHHhhhAAAHH, my little horny, I thought being abstinence was everything, my little horny, but now I can't get rid of this urge from my clit..." me

"so a man and his wife are in their honey moon. the woman is a virgin but the man is not so she tells him "im sorry but i don't know how to do this". he replies "dont worry honey, just think of my member as a prisoner, and your private as a jail. all we gotta do, is put the prisoner in the jail". He then proceeds to make love to his wife. he rolls over with a satisfied look on his face. a couple of seconds later, his wife nudges him, and as he turns to see the smile in her face, she says "honey, i think the prisoner needs to be jailed again". they once agian make love, and now when the husband rolls over, he is still pleased but a bit exausted. she then proceeds to nudge him again, and once again says "honey, the prisoner needs to get jailed again". The man rolls over a third time, and makes love to his wife again. he rolls over, only for his wife to nudge him again. he rolls over onto her and says "you know, its not life sentence!" -Pram

" She pronounces it "Cleverbutt" which is a new way to say smartass."- BRVR

"Okay, there was a man who was married to a girl named Loraine. He is cheating on her with a girl named Clearly. One day, Loraine dies, and they all attend her funeral. The man goes up and says 'I can see Clearly now, Loraine is gone!'"- Irishninja

BRVR: "UR A BUS"

Me: "BEEP BEEP MOTHA FUKA, GOTTA GET DA KIDZ 2 SKOOL!!"

"I have a dick"- Fappleberry

"I shoot flames from my dick, and string cheese out of my hands" Fappleberry

"I eat with my penis" Fappleberry

"Let's get horny together" - EternalChaos413

Fatal Disease: "You know who's a dick?" Kitten: "Who?" Fatal Disease: "JEAN D:" SOMEGUY123 (not knowing I said Jean): "ur leaf"

"swag= secretly we are grapes"- Penguin11

"Hey wait fatal, so babies AREN'T supposed to lift? Huh... I guess that's why he was such a...cry baby about it!" -Pramirez351

Freeends
If you like to talk to me a lot, or if you are my freeend, please add yourself.

user:Holder of Swag

user:NeveRsLeePwitHme

user:BRVR

user:WalkingDitto

user:IShallCreepYouOut

user:Pramirez351

user:Irishninja0

user:HiddenSpirit

user:Dervall

user:LOLSKELETONS- Favorite Admin

user:Temmington - Second favorite admin

User:SOMEGUY123

User:CrashingCymbal- favorite mod

User:DementedBeauty

User:41488p - favorite VCROC that isn't an admin

User:BrownArrow - same as 414

User:Grammatik

User:Shrubskill Nurse

User:Hellie the Charty

User:Finneow

User:BrookeBattlesAgainst

Grapes
Hai. Since my signature song is called "I Am Grape Hear Me Roar" (my uncle wrote most of the lyrics, while I just wrote one sentence). So I decided that I should put a gallery of my OC, Grapey the Grape. Or, as he's called in the trollpasta wikia, Rapey the Grape.