User blog comment:Mmpratt99 deviantart/What's the stupidest thing you saw or done in either middle school or high school?/@comment-24466828-20160612151136

Two incidents stick out for me.

1) One time when I was at lunch, one of my friends poked the back of my head as a joke. Playfully, I turned around and flipped him off. Unfortunately, I didn't notice that there was a teacher staring directly at me the entire time. After I noticed her, I turned around and I was worried about getting in trouble. I have no fucking idea how, but she actually did not notice me at all. I got very lucky that day. However, the teacher who saw me swore a few times when I went to that school so that may be a reason why I didn't get in trouble. One time, she randomly walked up to our table and said "What are you guys doing? You talking shit?". I was still scared though.

2) NSFW

Another time when I was at lunch, I got something from the snack line (I forget what it was). When I sat down at my lunch table, one of my friends asked "Where did you get that?". I turned around, and I pointed my finger behind me (which was where the lunch line was). However, I didn't notice that a girl was standing right behind me so I slapped her ass on accident. It was also pretty hard as well. Right that instant, I apologized to her, and I was really scared about getting in trouble, because it was possible to get expelled for sexual assault at the school I went to. Fortunately, she knew that it was an accident, and I didn't get in any trouble. It was a really close call though.