User blog comment:Koggeh/Fangirl Resistant PastaMonsters/@comment-1290332-20121102185704

The Balloonatic. An amophous being comprised of veiny, pink, balloon-like sacs which it can detach at will and a strange, round, shiny black wrinkled organ in the center, often believed to be its brain. These sacs are filled with helium, which it seeks out by any means necessary when its supply gets low, including breaking into party stores and chemical factories. If it catches you, you are ZAPPED DEAD and TURNED INTO A HUMAN-SHAPED CLUSTER OF BALLOONS!!!