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"UGLY EASELY - THE HAPPY CLOWN" (New Pasta)

The story starts out innocently enough. Just a washed-up comedian using his best material, trying to make that audience laugh... But soon, the audience was booing, mocking him and his horrible looks. They threw anything they had at him including pens, glasses, food... He was damned by them, and soon he quit his job. "You suck!" one yelled. "You're the ugliest person I've ever seen!" mocked another.

This comedian's name was Jacob Mille. He was inspired by many others in the comedy world, so he decided to make it his own, like a child wanting to grow up to be something one day. Ended up that the only humor the crowd found funny was his ugly face, and even then it didn't make them laugh that hard.

He decided that he'd try to use his looks to his advantage while still being able to stay in the comedy business, thus becoming a clown with probably the weirdest, most demeaning name in history: Ugly Easely - The Happy Clown.

The point of his character was that he was to not only be that sorts of "clown funny" that most professional clowns had, but to also be an inspiration to others that he didn't care about his looks (Which sadly was not the case).

During one act, he was in charge of tying down some ropes to hold up two poles. Two performers would then stand on those poles and jump to two wires and walk across as a balancing act and climbing act.

Needless to say, Easely didn't tie down the ropes holding up the poles good enough. When the performers jumped to them, the poles fell, and they began their 25 meter descent to Earth, ending with one of them dying (Fell on head, breaking neck and causing brain damage), and the other becoming paralyzed (Fell on back area).

Jacob paid his respects and went back to his duties, feeling nothing but responsible and guilty, along with the mental illnesses he had already had(Extreme Depression and Thoughts Of Suicide).

Though he was pretty big in the freak show section of the circus, he didn't know that many of it's big secrets. Especially the fact that Mr. Big wasn't the owner of the show. Or, in better terms, he wasn't the one controlling it. The whole time he made adjustments, he had a gun to his head. The holder of the gun was The Mob.

They grew angry at Easely, knowing fully well that it was his fault. So thus, three of them came together (Tony Greene, Robert Michaels, and Fredrick Hill) and they assaulted him in his room. Robert and Fredrick grabbed him and threw him onto the table, while Tony got out a sharp knife and stuck it in his mouth, saying "You don't smile much, Jacob! Why don't we smile for a change?!!"

He screamed and lashed and tried his best to escape their grip, but he couldn't stop their slow carving of him. They acted as though he were a jack o' lantern on Halloween, making sure that they got every detail right. As they did that, Jacob's tears ran threw his face, and as the blood came out, he was freaking out, and in his lashing, the blood from his mouth flew from their and into his eyes. He lost a good amount of his vision that day, and he would never heal from these injuries.

Once they were done, they left him, and he screamed for what felt to him like hours. When he was found, he wasn't screaming, but rather, he was crying. Not loudly, but very silently, like when water drips from a roof.

He was taken by the medics, and once he was taken inside, he wasn't crying, screaming, moaning, lashing... Anything. He was silent. He wasn't dead, but if you didn't have the heartbeat monitor with him, you would have thought he was dead. The next morning, they showed him his injuries, telling him that he could never recover, even with the most advanced medicine.

He didn't have a breakdown like any normal person would. He stared at his face in the mirror for a while, and then he began to do something that no one would ever think he would do again.

He smiled. And laughed.

For weeks he plotted his revenge, and one night, he sprung his trap.

He took Robert and Fredrick first, and took them into his cellar. He set up a video camera, and played his "game".

He turned on a dim light in the middle of the room and tossed a knife there. He looked at both of them and told them that he would return later when one of them were dead. "The one that survives, leaves." he said, and with that, locked the door.

They both went for the knife, and they began throwing and stabbing each other. In the end, the knife didn't kill. See, Roberts is muscular compared to Fredrick, and when Fredrick charged at him with the knife, he grabbed him, threw the knife away, and smashed him into the wall, killing him instantly.

When Easely got back, Roberts looked at him and began to yell at him. "YOU SAID YOU'D LET ME GO!! YOU MADE ME KILL HIM! Oh my gosh, Fredrick... Oh gosh..."

Easely looked at Fredrick, then to him and laughed. "Whoops!" he said. "I think I might have lied!"

He pointed a double barrel at him and killed him, laughing as he did it.

He took the camera and stared into it, laughing and saying "I think this will probably be my favorite home video!"

He brought the video to Tony in the night and he watched it, not aware that Easely was in the house. After watching them both be mangled, he turned to lock his bedroom door, but was stopped when Easely threw him back onto the floor, and he knocked him out. When he awoke, he was tied to a bed. He tried to escape, but stopped when Ugly Easely appeared from the darkness.

He chuckled as he reached for his belt and grabbed the very same knife that had carved Easely's face. Tony began to shake violently, and Easely laughed even more. "Don't worry," he chuckled. "This isn't no sex thing!"

He stuck the blade in his mouth, and Tony began to freak out even more. His eyes widened with fear, and Easely laughed "You know Tony, you don't smile that much!!" he yelled over his screams.

"Why don't we smile for a change?!!"

 