User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/I won an award!/@comment-28266772-20180511182501

Great news! Congratulations man, you seriously deserve it. Last horror movie I watched? Heidi on Amazon Prime. Was... surprisingly good, but then again I have a weakness for found footage movies so my tolerance for their flaws is much higher. And a good joke?

A dog is wandering through the savannah when he sees a lion bounding towards him. Seeing some bones nearby the dog stands still and shouts,

"That lion was delicious!"

The lion, seeing the bones, stops and is confused. Not wanting to risk it he decides to avoid the dog and stalks away.

But nearby a monkey saw what happened, and went to the lion and told him about the dog's deception. The lion, furious, decides he will return and eat the dog.

When the dog noticed the lion running towards him once more he stopped dead and, thinking quickly,  looked bored and frustrated before shouting,

"Where's that damn monkey with my second lion!?"