Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-17118109-20141223041417

Are you missing someone?

Have you lost a loved one or a dear friend?

We can help.

Life Restoration Inc. 

Using the data gathered by your loss’s brain chip, we can recreate your loss’s personality(1) and memories within our computers and upload them into a puppet body!

Death is a tragic loss. With us, you never have to experience the full effects again!(2) You’ll have your family member or friend forever!

What’s dead should not stay dead.(3)

And with us, it never has to!(4)

Message us at #7825J today!

Prices vary, depending on insurance, address, area, population of area, and characteristics of the deceased.

By world law #42A, we only serve those who live in underpopulated districts.

(1) Our computers only have the capability to recreate notable traits of the deceased individual’s personality. They are unable to capture the personality’s essence.

(2) The puppet bodies will die within 47 years and personalities cannot be recreated again afterwards.

(3) This advertisement does not reflect this company’s opinions, as expressing such things in public would violate world law #63.

(4) By world law #94, all humans and artificial humans must die or be destroyed after a maximum of 200 years.

Side effects (of puppet body) include: confusion, mood swings, gradual degeneration of personality and intelligence, and gradual memory loss.

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