User blog:Mr.Zalgopasta/I'm Fully Convinced...

That my house is fucking haunted.


 * cough* *phlegm* Where are my manners?

Hello my many minions,

So as I was saying... as if I was already sure that I was sharin' a house with a specter today I'm absolutely positive. So as I walking away from the computer I walked into the upstairs hallway. As I walk by my parent's bedroom door I see the fucking closet door open by myself. Granted this was like an hour ago. I'm not on my laptop downstairs in front of the warm, comforting tele. So anyway, I just stand there and watch the damn thing open by itself. So what do I do? What any normal person would do which is: swear, close the door, and get downstairs as fast as possible without technically running :P

I was alone (and still am *sob*) and I would've heard someone opening the door or window.

P.S. I should hold a seance and demand that it pay rent.