User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/So, like, dude, like, what's up, creepypasta peeps? How's spring going?/@comment-26030957-20160404182913/@comment-26030957-20160409223428

Farting and fucking around. Ha ha ha. Assaulted--I've heard it before but it's still a good one. Very nice.

Don't worry, JNash, if you could get banned for bad jokes and terrible puns, me and Empy would have been shipped out long ago (it's nice to know big brother is as shameless with jokes and word play as we are--if not worse).

Okay, so this Amish man and his son are at a shopping mall looking at the elevator. "What is that?" the son asks. "I don't know," says his father. The doors suddenly open and an old lady hobbles in. The doors shut. There is a clanging and screeching, bells ring, lights flash, and when the door opens a beautiful woman walks out. The man turns to his son and says, "Go get your mother."