User talk:SuperSmashBros.Brawl

How To Unlock Tabuu

(CreepyPasta)

Okay so let me first off say that I loved to play the wii and I remember when I played it, my all-time favorite game was Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Sadly my wii broke and I lost the game so I decided I’m going to get a new wii so I went out the door and got in my car I drove around for a bit… I finally found this wii on the side of the road with a sign that said “PLEASE TAKE!” so I knocked on the door and someone answered so I asked about the wii they said “Oh yes umm… so do you want it?” he asked I replied “Yes” so then he said “Oh yes I have a game for it too I’ll go get it” he said. “Please wait here” so I patiently waited there he quickly came back with a game case in his hand it looked suspicious so I asked “Why are you putting this fine wii and game up for free?” He replied “Oh umm…” he handed the game case over to me and coincidentally it was SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) except it didn’t have the characters on the front just the letters…I curiously looked at the game my stomach flipped and I felt a strong wave of nausea then he slammed the door. When I got home with the wii and SSBB I hooked up the wii it ran perfectly but the game however didn’t run so good. Firstly the game would glitch up when I went to face the final boss in Subspace Emissary, Tabuu. So I searched an answer to this on Yahoo! Answers finally it came up with the answer to my question it said “To stop this glitch you must unlock Tabuu.” Then I was struck of a brilliant thought I saw a video on YouTube on how to unlock Tabuu. The first thing you need to do to unlock Tabuu is you need to beat classic mode on insane mode with all characters. Next, you need to go to your collection screen, you will find a trophy with Tabuu on it click on it 38 times for all characters and the Master Hand and Tabuu. Then, you have to beat Tabuu but you can only face him once or else you will never be able to unlock him. So I preformed these tasks then I waited about 3 seconds the music stopped playing the some music played it sounded creepy like… just… some creepy tune then it played the Zelda treasure chest tune then it came up with the character approaching screen except the shadow of Tabuu wasn’t there instead it was a “?” symbol then the game froze except the picture before it froze was a picture of all the ssbb characters except all bloody mangled and even the master hand was there too, all bloody but… there. Except the master hand wasn’t bleeding, he was just bloody and the Jason chasing music was playing and the master hand had a speech bubble over him he said “YOU!!! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE ME DO THIS NOW '''YOU’RE NEXT!!!!! '''I unplugged the game and there was a new speech bubble above his head it said “That Won’t do you nay good he hee! I pondered Majora’s mask? But now was not the time for references I threw the wii out the window and put it on the tree lawn I put out a sign that said “PLEASE TAKE!!!”