User blog comment:MarioFan5050/What is the most embarrassing thing you've done on this wiki/@comment-25024572-20160605160300/@comment-25024572-20160607144623

Alrighty then, here's the post. I'm putting it here just to be safe. It has a minor edit (I got rid of a word simply for grammar's sake), but other than that is exactly the same. Enjoy!

Recently, there's been three incidents involving violence and Slender Man. There was the well known incident with the two girls who stabbed their friend; the slightly less well known incident about the girl who stabbed her mom while wearing a mask; and the not too well known and not very Slender Man related incident involving a man killing some people and then himself in Las Vegas (he was said to dress like Slender Man a lot. Personally, I don't think that one is Slender Man related; the guy's just a cosplayer. However, it was called Slender Man related, so I felt it should be included in this list.)

So, I wondered what Slender Man thought of these incidents. Naturally, I decided to ask him. (In case you're wondering how I contacted him, don't. Believe me, I regret it. Now he won't leave me alone. It's quite annoying.) Here's what he said:

"I don't approve of these incidents. They're giving me a bad name. I already have a less than positive reputation, but at least I had money coming in from Slender and those ARGs. Now these girls are ruining the brand. Not only that, these girls are misinformed. You don't contact me by murdering someone. No, you call my agent. And there is no 'Slender Mansion.' I live in a nice sized apartment complex, thank you very much. Plus, they don't even have any sort of style. Stabbing your friend 19 times? Not only is that rude, it's excessive and, as it turns out, ineffective. I feel bad for the poor girl who was stabbed, and I am not a sympathetic person. My heart, or the organ I have in place of a heart, goes out to her."

That's basically it. He said that, then went into a rant about fangirls that was too long and profane to include here. But, you see, even Slender Man doesn't approve of these stabbings done in his name. So, to any psychopath thinking of doing anything like this, just remember, even Slender Man is not cool with that, and you're just being idiots.