User blog comment:Blacknumber1/No, This is NOT a Contest/@comment-25947144-20150614175659/@comment-26030957-20150614190153

That was absolutely hillarious. 10/10

The funniest thing about this is that although I used to be a bit wild in my youth and do have a lot of tattoos, I am a very docile family man who lives quietly in the woods with my wife and children, gardens at an elementary school and volunteers to teach children Shakespeare. I enjoy some red wine in the evening but have a strict rule of not drinking before five. I do not do drugs. However, I do enjoy having this alter-ego I can live vicariously through. You guys are great and this is a fucking blast.