Talk:Jeff the Killer 2015/@comment-31041266-20180120222439/@comment-25052433-20180121180123

Lol, maybe someone IS holding up the Coke, that someone... is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

@Helel: Thanks for describing me in a manner that makes me sound like a badass. Just from that I can tell you are indeed a master of fiction. My taste in music is actually 90's rock, so at this point I'm almost afraid to ask you how old you think I am lol.

@Icydice: Thank you for the support and kind words. Being compared to Negan may very well be the coolest thing I hear this week.

@Umby: You and I go back a long way, and it occured to me that in all the times you've reviewed my stories, given good advice and even included They Hate Us and Want Us to Die on Martha and Reginald, that I've never offered you a Coke with the strange arm that grows out of my stomach. I'm glad I could finally make that right.