User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta Acknowledgments/@comment-25226524-20170428222855/@comment-25947144-20170428231132

"Witnesses who were still able to talk described the event as 'phantasmorgasmical' and 'horrorarious' and the criminals are described in large varieties, ranging from 'wimpy looking lady with top hat', to 'large, hairy, drunk man' to 'lemon-bearing AI' and many witnesses swear they saw Tim Curry.: