User talk:TheKingOfTheLizards

The Ciganin

One day I saw the ghost of a black man in the forest. He told me that he will sell me kebabs for 5 levs but I declined the offer. He said that he will rape me if I don't give him 5 levs and I said no again and he said he will haunt me forever until I die so I had to perform a ritual. I went into his abandoned house then I put a puta bread and some vodka on the ground and then if he likes the vodka I will be set free but if he doesn't like it he will shoot me in the head so I put some rakija in the vodka because he is very stupid and then unsurprisingly I survived and he gave me 3 kebabs as a reward for making him happy now his soul may rest in peace there good ending.