User:Usernameistakenalready

Nintendo scam-

It all started one joyful morning. I was looking for a Wii U on eBay because I was very desperate to have one. I found a cheap one that was worth $50 and that came with the game NintendoLand. I thought it was fake, considering wii Us are over $250. But I was very, Very desperate. I clicked the buy button. It was tax season so I was glad it was a cheap price. The week after that, my Wii U came in the mail. There was no setup or anything. The Wii U was real! I quickly set it all up and popped Nintendo Land in. When The game started up, Monita, (an NPC in the game) gave me instructions on how to play each game. But something was strange about her. Instead of black eyes she usually has (I know she has black eyes from videos) She had bloodshot red eyes with blood trickling out of them. And her voice sounded like a demented sort of whispering. I thought it was a glitch or something, and sort of bypassed. In the dialogue box, instead of helpful instructions, the words "help me" we're shown. I was freaked out a little. I jumped down to hopefully not experience any more stuff, but I was wrong. In the miiverse feature, all the little miis walking around were supposed to say stuff like"oh this game is awesome!" Or "Man, this game is cool!" But instead they were saying in big bold letters "WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME" or "YOU SHOUDENT HAVE DONE THAT" or "LEAVE RIGHT NOW" and they all also had bloodshot eyes and there chlothes were bloodstained. Being freaked out, I wanted to turn off the Wii U. But I don't know what kept me still playing. I wanted to play donkey kong crash course, but I also didint because if the weird stuff. But it was like something was for ing me too. I headed for the game, and it started normally. Everything was fine until I lost all 5 of my lives. I was trying to leave to go back to play another game, but I was stuck on the high score screen. It froze. A loud buzzing noise filled my ears. I quickly turned off the Wii U.   I decided after an hour if studying, I would go to bed. During that night, in my room, I was trying to go to sleep but I kept hearing moans from where my Wii U was. In class that day, I told my friends what had happened. My friends didint believe me, so I told them to come to my house and play it for themselves. Everything was normal when they were there. But the second they were gone, all the creepy stuff happened again. I got the jukebox in the game, and my first song had an icon with a question mark and I touched it and it was a big collection of various moans. I was creeped out. I still needed to keep playing to find out what was happening. I thought it would be funny to jump out of the world. I was wrong again. As I jumped off, the game over screen popped up. That never happened when I was at the plaza. In the game over screen, I heard a long shrill scream that sounded like Monita. It was the same Monita with bloodshot eyes and the creepy voice! After waiting, I saw that the game over screen had a blood splatter all over it. When I tried to turn off my Wii u, vines that came down from the air tore my Miis head off. I had enough. I threw my Wii U out the window. I needed to go to my job at quick trip anyway. When I came back, the Wii u was in perfect condition, turned on, and sitting by my tv. I was too scared to play it again. I went to the junkyard, and got a tv, went to my house, and plugged the game in and made play its self. So that is all for right now. EASTER 2015 At Easter since I wasn't a little kid I just got gifts insetd. My uncle who's very poor got me a Wii U. I asked him how he got it. He said he found it in the junkyard playing by its self. I was really scared then. After that I stared playing. Then I saw the worse happend. I saw the fake Monita kill the real one. It said why are you watching this. And started to come out of the tv. I ran for my life. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. I tired to stab it but it grabbed the knife out of my hands. Right now I'm hiding in the closet writing about the events that just happened. And when this is posted I will be dead.