User:CrashingCymbal

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What is up guys! Welcome to my personal page! There's not much to me other than I'm 19, I'm Irish and haved lived in Ireland all my life. I currently go to business college but it is my dream to one day become an author, hoping to progress from short stories to novels. I will be uploading my own pastas so I would greatly appreciate it if you had a look at them and left your feedback!

Thank you :) |

If you need any assisstance with anything or just want to talk, make sure to leave a message on my talk page and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Cheerio.

My Pages

 * The Blackbird of Chernobyl (Not OC) - Strange, threatening bird like monster occurs to some people just before a nuclear explosion. Coincidence? I think... yes. Still though, you never know
 * Psychologist - Maybe keeping in touch with your old High School buddies isn't such a good idea
 * Alarm - Strange neighbours and strange occurences. They say you should follow your dreams, but perhaps in this case they shouldn't have.
 * The Sweetshop - Sugary sweets with a bitter aftertaste. Exposing a deeply hidden secret in the war neutral country of Ireland.

My Favorite Pages

 * Psychosis - 10/10
 * NoEnd House - 10/10
 * Gateway of the Mind - 9.3/10
 * The Slender Man - 10/10
 * The Stitch Twins - 10/10
 * Suicidemouse.avi - 9.6/10
 * Normal Porn for Normal People - 9.8/10
 * The Russian Sleep Experiment -9.4/10
 * Candle Cove and Candle Cove Experiences: Tales of the Laughingstock - 7.8/10 & 8.7/10
 * 1999 - 8.5/10
 * Happy Puppet Syndrome - 8.4/10
 * LSD: Dream Emulator - 7.7/10
 * Haunted by My Shadow -8.1/10
 * Dating Game - 8.6/10
 * Lavender Town Syndrome - 7.4/10
 * Love - 9.1/10
 * Tulpa - 7.9/10

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Born on a misty, grey, breezy, cold morning in the depths of the Russian Thundra evergreen forests, 414 had to struggle through his life right from the beginning of his time. He wrestled furry grizzly bears, drunken giant  lumberjack women and even Vladimir Putin himself, who briefly declared him the almighty dictator of the Soviet Union.

414 however, had different plans.

Declining this protegious poisition, to sail across the seas and be the first person to ever discover America. It was then that he set sail from the Icy ports of Finland, across the rough Baltic sea, taking him almost twenty years to reach the moderately warm shores of the County Cork in Ireland. It was there that he made eye contact with a fellow hipcat of similar stature, named CrashingCymbal. Together, they would both rustle the jimmies of the North American continent, destined to a life of mischief and grievence of others.

Fortunately for 414, Crash had a plane with no pilot, but it was a good thing that 414 learned how to fly these magical winged devices from the Wright Brothers themselves, from that time he swan the Aral Sea to Azerbaijan to acquire a mysterious Golden Nintendo DS. It was then that he realised, that Nintendo DS is actually shit and inevitably he threw it away.

It was a bumpy ride, but eventually they landed the world's fastest jet in JFK airport, only to discover that they were in fact 500 years too late and that the White Man had already discovered America. It was there that Crash and 414 looked into each others eyes with a long, glaring stare and nodded to each other saying "Fuck it" and decided to join the Creepypasta Wiki site.

This is where 414 and Crash would fit in perfectly, as society saw them as loose, escaped, unwanted mental patients that would sour the good name of Baltimore. They are the best kept secret of not only the entire world, but also it's history, in fact, probably the entire universe. Legend has it that their turbo jet that can acquire speed of up to 3 million miles a second can still be seen at the airport, as long as you are standing at an acute angle pointing towards terminal two at precisely 4:51 a.m. on February the 23rd when it's -4 degrees celcius outside.

As for the boat, well that got burned out because 414 realised a boat that takes 20 years to sail that rough Baltic Sea is probably not very good, but it's legacy will always live on, in the mind and spirit of 414.

A legend, a God, and 100 billion times the man that your father wanted you to be, some say that 414 is logged onto chat sometimes. Some deny this claim, but we have encountered his mighty presence.

All of us.

^Beautiful. Mke me cri every teim What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep on talkin' anyway!! 14:25, May 21, 2013 (UTC)