User blog comment:A-Lord-Over-Birds/Jeff the Killer - Debunked (and dismissed)/@comment-24381191-20140805161624

Yay, another blog saying how horrible Jeff is! I hate that whiny emo sonovabitch. But Zippo lighters actually do work like a lamp, with a switch that you can turn on and off and they are made of metal, but I'm assuming they'd have Bic lighters that are cheaper and made of plastic and you have to hold the button down for them to stay flaming. Why do kids even have lighters? I wrote something like this in the comments of the story and was met with hate from fanboys and girls. You should also have mentioned the kid in the beginning being so literate while he was just a kid, and the others in the story, icluding the author, are horrible at English. If you want to read a slightly better version, read mine: http://spinpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer%27s_True_Origins

It had devils and stuff.

Can you do Eyeless Jack too? That story is just horrible.