User blog comment:ChristianWallis/Christmas Jollytime Murderfest Competition/@comment-7064562-20161226040329/@comment-7064562-20161226184937

I'm rather disappointed in how unorganized Chris is and how he didn't get my entry. I clearly sent it to him telephonically and he should have been more attentive. It was a thrilling tale about a edgy 12 year old who wants to get his brother the old “Pokemon red version” but because its out of stock he goes on the deep web and hacks a bunch of people to get it. After awhile he finds a seller called “SlenderMan666” and buys it. After it gets to his house, he looks at it and it says “POkemaN Hyper realistic blood verison.” with a picture of smile dog on it eating pikachu. Thinking knowing of it, he gives it to his brother who starts to play it. After a week, his brother is gone and it turns out jeff the killer is now sleeping in his brother's bed playing the game. So he roundhouse kicks jeff the killer and after an epic battle they get married. Clearly first place material.

Btw ya, Diex wins for finding obv sarcasim.