User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/WEREWOLF STORY CONTEST/@comment-32289854-20170922165813/@comment-25947144-20170922195432

Really? On a scale of worst things I've ever said that's hardly a 3. The answer is, well, obviously I'm too adorable.

Now, seriously, it's because I'm actually the leader in the shadows. I'm...CLERIC'S SOCK PUPPET!