Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24410994-20140521140953/@comment-24381191-20140706200549

Incase some of you didn't see JC's rant, I'll post it below (with commentary)

ATTENTION ALL SONIC.EXE FANS. Basically seven year olds who find facial hair scary

I never kept count... Idiot can't even count

I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news. Sounds more like good news to me.

The Admins of the Creepypasta wiki have finalkly decided to delete Sonic.exe offa the wiki, on the grounds that it was "badly written" and "had too many cliches" and "was a bad example of what should be a creepypasta". ''Which is all true. Don't forget cliches.  BULL. An animal''

FRIGGIN. Not a real word.

''HORSE SHIT. Why is he suddenly reffering to himself in the third person?''

As you can see I am FURIOUS with the fact that my masterpiece, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded FURRY-HATERS. ''This sentence, OMG LUL. Materpiece! Hahaha! The hearts of millions? Really? People actually like this leprechaun shit? Jealous? Why would anyone be jealous of this loser?''

BUT. *BUTT

That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly. Then take it heavily.

NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns! ''Ohhhh! So that's why he mentioned a bull earlier.''

Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every Sonic.exe fan who is reading this to get the word out! I want you to tell every other Sonic.exe fan out there, every fanatic, every artist, every follower of my creation about this. Tell your friends who are also Sonic.exe fans if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the spirit of Sonic.exe alive! Won't this motherfucker shut up already?

Make more fanart, make more videos, block the haters, praise Sonic.exe like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT. Nike.

The deletion of Sonic.exe from the wiki is but a minor cut on our flower of greatness, my friends! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the pollen of this flower! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their crimes!! Damn, this post is looong, I can only bear smugless so much.

Rejoice, my fellow Sonic.exe Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet! Fans as in the kind that blow air at you.

THIS will be his ultimate victory! ''I believe he's reffering to my penis! How exciting!''

The absolute subjugation...

<span style="color:rgb(207,207,207);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:10px;">OF THE INTERNET  ''ITSELF!!!! Dunn dun dunnnnnnnnnn *breathes* unnnnnnunununn. Internet:"Bite me."''

<span style="color:rgb(207,207,207);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:10px;">...But you did. And I love you for it. ''*Butt. Won't this idjit ever learn to spell?''

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I know it's not very funny but maybe you guys should do a commentary yourselves, hopefully a funnier version.