User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Happy Friday the 13th/@comment-27007772-20150313195427/@comment-26030957-20150313210650

I'm married and no longer have to masturbate in tissues to pornography featuring morbidly obese women and midgets unless I choose to, which is infrequent at best. How about you, Shawn? I've never heard you mention a girlfriend. ;)