User:Boing Boing

Well. Hello. My name is Joshua Norris, and I have actually been an avid creepypasta fan for about 2 years. I've read 'em all- Everything from the Slender Man Mythos (Marble Hornets and Tribe Twelve, especially,) to Jeff the Killer (And associated pastas, like Jane the Killer and the Demon Hunter,) and quite a few others. Now, I will NOT reveal my true age (For obvious reasons,) but I CAN tell you that I'm underage (Under 18 years of age, that is,) and over age 14. My goal here on the Creepypasta Wiki is to provide user-original content from my OWN brain (Not those goddamn copycats that suck the info from the originals like a flea sucking blood. Mind you, they can't really now, thanks to a certain rule.) Thus, creating original stuff will take a lot of creative thinking (Yeah, no shit.) And....that's about all. Look below for a list of my current favorite pastas, and some other, humorous shit that's happened in my life. Also, there's a symbol by each of the pastas. :D Means it's very popular, :I Means that not the whole world knows, but some fans of that specific genre have read it, -_- means that it has a very negative response, and ?_? means that I don't know or the pasta is new.

Da Favorite Pastas:

mickeymouse.avi- :I

Dead Bart- :I

Squidward's Suicide- :D

Jeff the Killer- :D

The Russian Sleep Experiment- :I

P.S. This list will forever grow longer, so check in every so often to find new pastas. -BB

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Da Other Humorous Shit:

1. One of my friends' moms got a talking-to by a police constable after a jackass woman beside her thought that she was carrying a concealed firearm (In Canada, that's illegal.)

2. I cut my leg at age 10 and didn't feel a goddamn thing. In fact, it felt kind of tingly.