User blog comment:Dorkpool/Creepypasta Riffs: Sonic.exe/@comment-4955311-20150320162009

Christ, Round 2 is the worst. Official sequel, really, I'm not joking. The same guy wrote Round 2, the official author.

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OMFG THE SONIC WAS A DEMON I'M PRETTY SURE TOM IS DEAD but I sort of forgot BUT ANYWAY THE SONIC WASN'T SONIC IT WAS A DEMON THAT SAW SONIC AND WAS ALL LIKE ''"Hm, out of the infinitely more evil shit I could assimilate myself into I choose a coke fueled blue testicle BECAUSE RELIGION MAKES SENSE!" ''AND THE POLICE INVESTIGATE AND BIG SHOCK THE NARRATOR STEALS THE EVIDENCE AND PLAYS IT AND SAME SHIT, TURNS OUT THE DEMON HAS A FUCKING CULT CALLED THE CULT OF X I mean seriously who the fuck would worship something that looks like Sonic??? BUT YEAH THE CHEIF IS PART OF IT AND ICOULDN'TTAKEANYMOREOFTHESHITBEYONDTHATSOIJUSTSTOPPEDREADINGTHEREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH