User blog comment:Laurenlovesjeffthekiller/jeff the killer/@comment-16568998-20130827202115

Jeff is real, alright. I've seen him. Mind you, the reason I'm still alive is because we're good friends. He wants me to join him in his little murder game, though, a werewolf like me, only kill animals we eat. And dont be listening to someone who says something rude like Andytags down there. (And SlenderMan is real. And the Rake. And Smile.Dog. Smile.Dog is Jeff's pet you know.)