User blog:ThatPastaGuy/The First of Many

First off, let me say that I'm not kidding about my birthday. I really was born on Halloween.

Second, no, I'm not Italian, and no, I didn't come up with the name for my Creepypasta profile. ThatPastaGuy was a nickname long before now. I just love pasta that much.

Finally, I might as well explain how my review system works. I start from 10 and detract points accordingly, depending on how distracting or glaring the issue is. I'll post any pasta scoring a 9.5 or higher here, as both a tribute to them and a nod to you, dear reader, on what to read.

Well, I say dear reader. If there's anyone out there actually reading this crap, you get something for your trouble.

Enjoy your pasta!

Sam