User blog comment:Raidra/Creepypasta Thanks/@comment-24040907-20141201230048/@comment-4849011-20141225011843

Wow! That story explains so many things. ;-) I have a book called What's the Number for 911 Again? by Leland Gregory (It's the sequel to a book called What's the Number for 911?) with all kinds of bizarre 911 calls.  Some are confusing, some are funny, some have a serious element, but are still bizarre, a couple are off-color, and a couple make you feel bad for the people involved.  One of my favorites (I put this in the funny category) is the five-year-old who called 911 for help with her math homework.  The mother comes in at the end ("Charlene, what are you doing!?"), and when the girl explains, "This nice policeman is helping me with my math.  You said when I needed help to call someone," the mother explains, "I didn't mean the police!"

Yeah, Adam-12! I used to watch that when it was on TV Land, and now thankfully there's a new channel up here (Me TV) that's showing it so I can watch it again.

Let's get this party started! ~cranks up Christmas music~