User blog comment:HackerMaster21/What's your favorite creepypasta? And why?/@comment-26112985-20161205195749/@comment-26112985-20161205215816

SNAKETONGUE Just hang in there, baby, you're                         doing' great, Ringo's proud of you and so am I. It's almost over. (to Pumpkin) Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet. PUMPKIN Which one is it? SNAKETONGUE It's the one that says Bad Bullfucker on it. Pumpkin looks in the bag and – sure enough – there's a wallet with "Bad Bull Fucker" embroidered on it. SNAKETONGUE That's my bad bullfucker. Now open it up and take out the cash. How much is there?