Poisonous

You eat food right? Ever human does, but do you inspect each morsel of food you eat? I doubt you do, I don't think anybody does. I could say that is my advantage, but it is not. What really helps me is when you leave that meal in your fridge overnight, or even when you leave the room unattended. You may think I am lying. I am not. Ever see that flash of movement or something that isn't there? You might have seen me.

Symptoms of my poison could include fever, headache, insomnia and paranoia. These symptoms don't really kill much, I like to watch my victims squirm and go, well insane. Yes you may say I am cruel but I am not. I only kill, woops did I say kill? forget I said that. You may look for the poison, you may not find it, if you are eating something like a salad you may not notice the little black flecks, however if you are eating something like a salad or soup you will spot it earlier. Did I say earlier? Surely you have misread that.

If you spot it you may however, incinerate that morsel because the poison spreads. It spreads much like mold. The spores spread, If you have spotted my plague it is too late, you are already infected with it. After that you're teeth become loose, only however if you have baby teeth left. You will feel pain. Not unbearable. You know what i'm lying. There is no such thing as me, the poison or any of the shenanigans above. I distracted you. I could be behind you this very moment, knife raised, glistening with blood, ready to sink into your neck. Or I could be hiding were you can't see. I also could be lying even more and be distracting you while I sneak some poison into you're food.

Made you look. Dont be so paranoid. It's unhealthy. --3alexbalex (talk) 19:52, September 9, 2013 (UTC)