User blog comment:Koggeh/Fangirl Resistant PastaMonsters/@comment-5282147-20121103151036

Christopher Walken's Spaghetti Monster -A freak accent When Christopher was a tad drunk. There say that it has the voice of a Christopher but muffled, as if the spaghetti is hindering its ability to speak.

He leaves a trail of meat sauce behind him, and the meat is that of the fangirls that he hunts down and grinds them into meat balls. He takes his victims in the night and slowly strangles them, but not to death, just enough for them to pass out, and then he grinds them up in his, uh, BASEMENT! There been a recent outbreak of Slender fangirls, and he's there to EXTERMINATE THEM!