Talk:Holder of Rigor Mortis/@comment-33459449-20190108231929

Guy: *Holds gun to my head* all your base are belong to me

Me: *Hits with handle of scalpel*

Guy: Ow.. *falls unconcious*

Me: Okay

Police: Are you the attacker? Answer truthfully

Me: You'll never take me alive!!! *dies*

Police: ****.