User blog comment:Magical Toddler/Pretty Much Me Right Now/@comment-26030957-20170909163943

They will eat you given the chance, and it appears they are already trying!

My friends did odd jobs for this old hippie farmer way out in the hills. One day they went out there and found him dead from a heart attack. His cats had eaten his eyes, his cheeks, his lips, and the tips of his fingers.