User:Wolfenmaus

 Huzzah! I feel that this profile needs a bit of updating.

I am a regular user on this site, TvTropes, and Cracked. I also created the NakaTeleeli wiki. I'm typically found hounding the chat, wherein I generally be annoying/shanking people (I can't help it). Also, you may notice many sprites of a certain masqued individual. This is my author avatar, Okiru. If you see him, it means that I'm there.

I have a Youtube channel (here), and a compilation channel featuring Creepydude42 and Fantasy_Phantom, located here. Both have readings.

Also, I've decided to start rants about pastas. They're on my channel.

My stories (Warning: They aren't good)

 * The Toadman


 * Supernova


 * Slender Man's Lullaby
 * Antarctic Journal
 * My Deepest Despair

Stories read on MetalTheMaker

 * Evaporation
 * An Egg
 * The Smooth, Black Stone
 * When Rain Comes
 * The Men, The Trail, and The Night
 * The Tell-Tale Heart
 * The Price of Immortality
 * Grocery List

Stories read on VocalPhantom

 * Dogscape
 * What the Animals See
 * Beheaded By My Own Hand (I didn't know the protagonist was female until I was half done)
 * Slenderman

PastaRants

 * Overused Words
 * Overrated Monsters

My favorite pages

 * Russian Sleep Experiment
 * Hands
 * Patient No.0017983
 * Blueberries
 * Jeff The Killer
 * Slenderman
 * Love

Good Friends
These are my best friends on here. They've earned 7/7 Asses.

Avenging Angel: You're a sly, one-of-a-kind guy, y'know? I'm sorry our collab fell out, But I'm always willing to assist you with one again. You're spunky and you listen, which I respect, because I don't listen at all.

Bushcraft Medic: When I was misconstrued, Medic was the only one who understood I was joking. He's a fun guy, who always lets you know what's on his mind. Also, fondue.

Creepydude42: Oh, Ryan. Ryan Ryan Ryan. You help lift Vocal Phantom off the ground, and I can't thank you enough. You're my bro, man. Stay frizzy.

Fantasy Phantom100: My other VC cohort. He's slick.

The Hooded Informant: Whether we're debating or just waxing lyrical, The Mailman is a true friend. Bright and intelligent, He knows what to say and when to say it.

Koggeh: Koggeh is... Funny? No, I should say hilarious!

Lovethedesu: Desu is, in a word, adorable. That's really all I gotta say for her.

MooseJuice: When it smells like Juice, it's usually the Moose.

Unsane: Unsane is an anus-pilfering veinswuigler with a PhD in debauchery and douchebaggery. He's also one of my best friends here.

Nicknames
So, I have pretty much given all of my friends on here nicknames, whether they like them or not. This is a list of the users who have nick's, and what they are.
 * Bushcraft Medic: Bushy
 * Creepydude42: RYAAAAAAN.
 * The Hooded Informant: Mailman
 * Koggeh: Kogg
 * Lovethedesu: Desu-chan~
 * Sarah The Flareon: Temmy
 * Tyranical Tyranis: Ty
 * Unsane: Unnie