Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-26063054-20150226033050

If your voice synthisizer says something odd, delete the software.

If said synthisizer dosen't let you delete it, destroy the computer.

Fast food resturants are never a good thing.

If your aquairium has strange algae in it, throw it into the farthest body of water you can.

If your physical features change unatrually, you my want to off yourself.

Unatrual shadows means LEAVE WHERE THEY'RE APPEARING.