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Novafan365 wrote: LOLSKELETONS wrote:

Deleted revision of "Mr. Krabs' Unquenchable Blood Lust" (as of March 22, 2014, at 01:16):

My Grandfather Forgot My Birthday.

So he got me a present.

What was that present?

A present that almost killed me.

He got me an Emerson 26 '' LCD TV.

It was pretty cool.

I waited about 6 days until I hooked it up.

That night I was watching TV.

I pressed "Guide" on my remote and looked at the time.

2:56 AM.

Fuck.

I had school in the morning and had Final Exams that day.

I had to wake up at 5:45 in the morning and that was gonna suck.

I started flipping through channels to see if there was anything that would get me to sleep.

When I saw Channel 25 (Nickelodeon) I stopped.

It was 3:00 AM...But Spongebob was on.

About to air a Brand-New Episode.

"A new episode at 3 AM?" I asked myself.

So I clicked it.

I really wish I hadnt hit that OK fucking button.

When I clicked it....Commercials.

Fuck.

When I came on I FUCKING ALMOST SHIT MYSELF.

Im 16 so this shouldnt of mattered but......Fucking Wow.

It was that Pirate episode.

The Scene was when they started looking at the map when they werent supposed to.

It was in Black And White And Had Lines Running Down It Like A Shitty VHS Tape.

I thought it was some kind of Halloween episode but it was Mid-September.

Halloween wasnt for another month and a half.

Mr. Krabs walked in the tent.

"Is there a problem here?" he whispered in a very fucking grim way.

He raised a chainsaw.

The only thing in color was the chainsaw blade.

He lowered it.

But Before The Impact.....

A New Scene....

"Thank God." I said to myself.

The next Scene wasnt much comforting.

Spongebob was running in a very pitch black room.

Then Mr. Krabs Ran In.

A Bloody Ax in his hand.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PATRICK???????!" Spongebob yelled.

He Raised The Ax.

I immediately shut it off.

That fucked me up.

Ive been getting visits from a guidance counselor at school.

People keep telling me "It must have been a dream" "Calm Down Man" "Mr. Krabs Isnt Real"

Atleast it was at 3 AM so no kids saw it.

But I heard on the news the Child-Suicide-Rate has been going up in my town. Am I the only one who realizes that this guy is ripping-off a YouTube Poop with the same name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhqOVA0OlqU And I was already having a hard time believing these weren't made to be deliberately shitty.