User blog:Jswaney/Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Creepypasta, bitch.

Not the damn haiku wiki.

Make some long stories.

Explanation: I've seen more and more really short pastas. They take no time to write. Here's an example I just made up on the spot:

I don't care if you believe in ghosts. Even if they don't matter to you, it's okay. To not believe in ghosts is nothing. Quite frankly, it won't stop me from appearing in your mirror tonight as you do your hair. Have fun.

These pastas suck. They're not scary or interesting. Please try a little to be entertaining. My little rant is now over.

PS: My mini-pasta kicked all of your mini pastas asses.