User blog comment:Nachtrae/Hello and thank you/@comment-27838637-20160717134057/@comment-25226524-20160717140020

Damn your slanderous serpent's tongue! I'm a saint! I'll kill your whole... ok, let me get some air.

So anyway, you're too late. She's already been eye-raped by reading both of them back to back. Somehow, she's still here. Pretty sure she laughed while reading them, so we may have someone new to peer at suspiciously from across the wiki.