User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170216223225/@comment-28060931-20170217214216

Pagan??!! Bitch, if not for pagans we wouldn't have a ritual where a guy summons a fucking demon by knockinh on his door at midnight while walking around his dark house with a candle, trying to avoid a fucking homicidal maniac who only works around 12 to 9. Just like hookers.

And you do seem to know Thor's banhammer pretty well, so well, in fact, that I think you rode the lighting.