User talk:Resident DeVir/keksays

About Keksays
From kekpedia: "Keksays (a contraction of the adjective 'kekekekekeke' as in 'He was having a kekekekekeke day last night' and the noun 'essay') are extremely, emotionally sensitive. In order not to hurt their feelings, it is paramount that the reader never comments that some letters are bold while others are not, and some letters are colored while others are not. Such a statement is kekcism and a felony, as is stating that some letters in the keksay require immense amounts of HTML to function. All letters are the same not-color (white) and none are bolder than others - they are all fairly brave in fact. Keksays have unions and will protest any discrimination by becoming illegible, and the offending party will not read them again until such time that the offended keksay remembers that it is, in fact, an inanimate document."

While surfing the deep web, I encountered this recipe for oatmeal pancakes, which had been infested with kektacides. Although its skeleton has been preserved, it has now become a full keksay, and you never go full keksay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, and surely the letters are all identical in color and shape, and the text as a whole does not contain a lot of HTML. It goes as follow:

 O  a t meal Panca ke s

Three and a half o unces of oat

Sev en ounc e s of water

To be boiled and c o o led

Four e g gs

Twelve o u nces of butter mil k or junket

Two tablespoons of sugar

One t e a spoon of salt

Three teaspoons of baking powder

Seven o u nc es of flour

Add a li t tle c a rd am om for f lavo r

E ggs and buttermilk are whipped tog et h e r

The c oo le d oatmeal is ad d ed to the mix

Salt, s u gar, ba k in g powder, and flour is added

It has to be a thick blend, so ch e ck its density

Fry them until t h ey are light brown, t h ree at a time