User blog comment:RuckusQuantum/Announcement/@comment-26030957-20170407025515

Ha fucking ha. Happy motherfucking April fools.

Got me.

Now I know longer care about any of you.

At least you didn't say you wrote Jeff the Killer, which has already been done twice already. (And I did believe Cleric wrote it for a hot second. There's one like me born every minute, according to P.T. Barnum).