User blog comment:XanCrews/Commonwealth English V. American English Spellings/@comment-25880457-20120329013924

Sometimes I write "Lick my dick" when It's common knowledge that it's just american english for

"Have a seat with me" I'm not sure why people get so offended.

But srs, I agree with Xan, don't funk up other people's stories if you don't like they way they spell things (in the country that kind of invented the language)