Talk:The Girl and the Deceitful One/@comment-25464062-20141006001957/@comment-24040907-20141117232648

 Secrets? I remember something a friend once said to me about secrets.



 "Ah, okay. haha Of course I won't. :) You do realize that you just put it on the internet, though don't you?



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 A rhinestone circus tent? Please elaborate, because I'm getting just the most beautifully bizarre image in my mind. Actually, never mind.



 I've always been curious about those online academies. I am a fan of homeschooling, you see. I think that's a wonderful thing, and I'm glad you like participating in it.



 We have snow just everywhere, Miss Volkov, it is glorious. I think I'm gonna build a fortress and ambush some kids on their way home from school. They will call me the "Rogue Snowflake" or "Crazy snowfort man". They will see me on the street, they will run. Run from crazy snowfort man! >Chandler Bing reference<



 You see, as a Yankee Boi, I prefer the cold. If I had a choice between freezing on top of Mount Everest or smoldering in a tropical volcano, I'd be packing Ice Picks before you could finish the question xD.



 I got a kick out of that story. Thank you for making me LOL. I've got a good one for you. Each night after dinner I take out the garbage. It's a long walk out there. I usually just slip into a sweater and then put on some headphones, listen to some soothing music while I walk outside. On the way out to the dumpster I am walking on the wings of heaven, a dancin' man. Then the cold hits me, and I turn around and bolt back inside. The whole thing kind of looks like this.



<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> 90 degrees? Dear Lawrdie, that's 20 degrees hotter than I'm used to! I don't know how you Southern folks handle it xD

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> And yes, I'm very happy about the franchise. Now I have something to waste my money on XD