User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170216223225/@comment-25947144-20170217213337

'''Why are you using the name of a pagan being, heathen? It is well known that only the Christian, Egyptian and Norse Gods are true. Praise Atum, for He masturbated everything into existence! And Osiris, for banging his sister hard, and Seth, for banging his nephew. Praise Thor, for that motherfucking hammer, Mjolnir! And praise Jesus, for creating the Almighty Alcohol from water!'''