User blog comment:AsculaRiddle/NOYG/@comment-25947144-20170410035446/@comment-25947144-20170410082808

I prefer cyanide, thank you.

I jusr realised the OP called this place a fandom...and doesn't seem to realise OC's are little more than a joke here. The amount of sadomasochistic satisfaction I'm getting from this one gives me woman orgasms.