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First, you remove all of your clothes.

Then you dance in a circle while screeching in a victorious manner.

Then on the floor using the blood of 6 chameleons draw a pentagram, with a black candle at each of the points invoke the 9 lords of Hel and Niphilim by reciting "Mama SO mama SIGH mama SAY" three times.

Then as the final steps you log onto your account, look at the right hand side of the page and click "contribute". Copy and paste your story into the tab that says "Source Mode" then click submit. But before doing so I suggest you read the quality guidelines which can be located here.