User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-25941663-20161222183831/@comment-25947144-20161223063144

Derpy, you're lucky I even posted that at all. I mean, look at Dupin. He can crap out more meaningful material (and that's practically what he did in most cases). Had he used that talent to metaphorically kiss my ass more, he wouldn't have to do it literally now. Also, I thought you wereon vacation, you shitweasel.

Tori, if you insist I can change it to "potential rape victims" any time.