User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Please check out this review of Empy's novel/@comment-24101790-20161220190430/@comment-26425680-20161222194852

Here it is, Humboldt. It's just a little collection of short stories that I put together. One of them is a greatly expanded version of my entry into your 666 word non-contest. I looked at the Kirkus thing, it's actually $450 now. I might do it one day when I have a little more confidence in my writing, or when I win the lottery.

Joke: Why does Donald Trump hate pre-shredded cheese? Because he wants to make America grate again.