User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170203172903/@comment-28060931-20170203202854

Who the fuck are you, PETA, I consider fucking a bull an acheivment.

And I'll have the Chinese mafia capture you and bring you back with them. You know what's in fucking china? Toxic air that'll make your micro dick shrivel up. So the cops won't whether the mafia gave you the Wi Chong Chop treatment, or whether you huffed the wrong fumes.