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Ferris Bueller's Cat Scratch Fever

The day that Ferris Bueller skipped school seemed like a great day, except for the horrible alley way incident (deleted from the movie due to disturbing images).

After his musical appearance on the big float, Ferris jumped down and ran around looking for his friends but couldnt find them. he stumbled across an alley way and heard familiar voices. "Hey, guys, is that you?" he asked, somewhat suprized of how quiet he sounded.

A box fell over near him and he jumped, somewhat scared now. he didnt see it in the window. A cat crawled out, meowed and streached out in front of him, seeming somewhat playful. Ferris felt humiliated that a cat scared him and turned to walk away, but when he moved his foot, the cat hissed, and he moved his foot back. The cat wasnt happy that Ferris knocked his box over.

Ferris approached the box to pick it up but when he got close the cat jumped on him, knocking him on the ground and clawed at his shirt, almost ripping it. He yelled for help, but nobody could hear him due to the parade a block away. The cat then jumped off his chest and Ferris climbed onto his feet and went to kick the cat but the cat moved. As he turned to look for the cat, he found a steel pole, about 3 1/2 feet long and picked it up.

The cat saw him pick it up from under the dumpster and backed up.

Ferris turned to see what was under the dumpeter. As he knelt down, he smelled something burning from behind him. He turned and saw the cat standing on his back legs, holding electrical wires in each hand. "Impossible!" he yelled at the cat. the cat had a crazy, almost cinical look on his face, laughing hystarically as he walked forward. Ferris took a step back ready to swing when the cat exploded, knocking Ferris to his feet. As it turns out, the cat stepped in a puddle of water. Ferris couldnt help but to laugh, though it was more nervously than anything. He got up and walked out of the alley way and caught up with the parade.