User blog comment:Dorkpool/There's Always Something Worse/@comment-26193563-20150428224013/@comment-25024572-20150505130930

No, he could. He'd pop in, and say, "I'm Batman. PUNK IS NOTHING BUT DEATH...AND CRIME...AND THE RAGE OF A BEAST! Bees, my God. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!" and then proceed to beat the main cast up.

Provided, of course, that Batman is written by Frank "I Wrote "Goddamn Batman"" Miller.