User blog comment:EtherBot/How you do'in/@comment-4715955-20160924221121

Father has spent so much time preparing for his little girl's 8th birthday party that he's forgotten to get her a gift. With too little time to come up with anything special, he decides to simply ask her.

"Sweetheart," says Father, "what's the one thing you want for your birthday more than anything in the world?"

Daughter thinks for a minute, then says, "Daddy, more than anything in the world, I want a Barbie and a GI Joe."

Father scratches his head. "Barbie and GI Joe? But Barbie comes with Ken!"

Daughter shakes her head. "No, Daddy. Barbie FAKES it with Ken.  She REALLY comes with GI Joe."