User blog comment:Love Me Cruelly/What? Oh, and Hi./@comment-24040907-20140928023703/@comment-24040907-20141007065042

Oh, don't be silly. There's nothing you could say to me that would frighten me! I critique creepypastas! Don't think you'll scare me off that easily, Thorn ; )

Yes, and his headache never ends, because every time he finds an evil soul he's got to bring 'em to that jerk Satan from Accounting, because they refused to stay on hold long enough for the Second Coming of Jesus from Human Resources!

If God were to drive around in a car, what would it be? I like to think it'd be a cream colored Mercedes with a Hemi engine and a silver angel statuette on the hood! That would be so very rad.

I am aware that this is an obscure thing to be grateful for, but have you noticed that your blog has become the most popular one on this wiki, based solely on the traffic between us? The same is true for our stories: yesturday, for an entire day, my story was linked to Humper Monkey's Ghost Story. Humper Monkey, Thorn! That's one of the most popular stories on here! It's almost as if the world is becoming a better place around us as we speak.