User blog:FrenchTouch/Schrödinger's I-Don't-Even-Fucking-Know-Anymore

Holler fellers, you know me already, okay&mdash;so essentially I'm back, but uh, well, the thing is I never even fucking meant to go in the first place. Explanations ensue.

You see, I just tend to forget to give attention to some things every once in a while, and with the ever-increasing erraticism and anarchy in my life, my attention gets scattered faster than militants by the SWAT, which means sometimes I just have an epiphany, as had Jesus Christ and Joan of Arc had before me, and utter my revelations as follow: “Holy goddamn fuckin' hell, I haven't been on CPW for three motherfucking months, blimey arse!” So y'know, that kinda sucks and swallows quite a bit given that I really appreciate a lot of you folk, and that I appreciate the atmosphere of this place.

I'm just thinking, perchance it would be a good idea if y'all just, from time to time, if you don't see me for a while, just spam my talk page wildly with random bullshit so that I don't go all Alzheimer's up in this (mad)house. Just a thought though, I'm not really asking anyone to do that... but i also kinda am

My eternal rambling aside though, I'm glad to be here for the moment, and yeah, I didn't really have anything going on in case you were wondering, I just forget. Well, I'll be honest, life shit is growing worse by the minute but like, nothing I can't live with, so all's fine. All in all, I'm trying to be here to stay, and hey, maybe, may-fuckedy-fucking-doodadle-be I might one day ever write one creepypasta. But that would be too much to ask, really.

Have a good one, kith.