Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-184.43.124.252-20130725174631/@comment-6761334-20130726015458

Dear op, I think we have a common problem. I too have been confused by the arranging of words into something called "fiction." Thankfully I have been able to learn how to differentiate between words that are arranged for enjoyment and words that are arranged to convey facts. It has taken me most of my life, but I can say with confidence that what you just read was indeed the heinous beast of entertaining narrative. I can help you though. I am close to perfecting a system that will allow others to distinguish between fiction and fact in 12 easy steps. The first step is free, but they get progressively more exspensive. It's the only way to weed out those who can't handle the truth. I just want you to understand ahead of time what the cost is, so that you are braced for it ahead of time. Still, if you want the free lesson in learing to distinguish between fiction and fact I am willing to provide it.