Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24410994-20140521140953/@comment-17758905-20140730071040

I think it is a very good pasta. It sets a great guideline on what not to do, and how to be nearly as horrible as possible without resorting to all caps or incomprehensible writing. Heck, I've read creepypastas that took me two hours to decipher that were still better than Sonic.Exe.

It tells you exactly what not to do, and how to be as cheesy as possible (more specifically swiss cheese). It also makes you want to gouge your eyeballs out and rip out your brain through the sockets.

Finally, it is an extremely good guide on how to make something LITERALLY painful to read.

The scariest part of Sonic.Exe is that someone thought it was a good idea. Perhaps even scarier is that people actually like it.