User:Tiololo

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20% Cooler Moonlight Sontana Smoke weed every day Move bitch, GET OUT THE WAY



About me →
I am a high cat living on vodka in your back garden.

My name is Lucas, but you can call me whatever your feline-loving heart desires. All queries regarding cats on this wiki should be directed to me.

Below are some decent pastas by me. Any pages by me which aren't linked here are embarrassing and should not be mentioned.

Currently watching → The Devil's Rejects, Big Bang Theory

Currently reading → Cujo - Stephen King.

My Single Page Pastas →

 * The Cat PoTM Nominee August 2015
 * Electrocution
 * Mind the Gap
 * Public Toilet
 * Goodbye Juliette
 * I Can't Find a Life
 * The Scraping
 * Read This Backwards
 * Fifty-Seven Missed Calls 1st PLACE in a competition (click here)
 * Still Your Passenger 4th PLACE in a competition (click here)
 * Don't Leave Your Child Where the Sun Doesn't Shine
 * The Forest of Things You Want to Happen
 * I Need to do Something Very Quickly
 * Men in the Meat Grinder
 * Pass the Parcel 
 * I Will Kill Your Sister
 * Created by Force
 * Ignorant Piece of Crap
 * The Bird Man

My Spider Cannibals Series →

 * Spider Cannibals
 * Return to Pennsylvania

My Human Experiment Chamber Series →

 * Human Experiment Chamber
 * Human Experiment Chamber 2
 * Human Experiment Chamber 3

My Spinpasta and Trollpasta (external links) →

 * Jeff Returns
 * One day i woke up and found my butt was missing it was terrible
 * I CANT STOP SCREAMING
 * This is my first pasta and some feedbacks would very appreciated
 * Jeff the Killer PK Slenderman

Favourite Pastas From the Wiki →

 * The Gym Teacher - Humboldtlycanthrope
 * In the Woods - MrDupin
 * The Thing That Stalks the Fields
 * Room Zero - Slimebeast
 * What to Do with Human Baby - Slimebeast
 * A Small Piece of Lead - Empyrealinvective
 * 49, 50 - Jet.98
 * A Story to Scare My Son - OvenFriend
 * Meek - Mystreve