User blog comment:TorusDrovenson/I helped create a new religion at my school and almost got in trouble./@comment-7673575-20180324030145

'' * burns the stack of plans dubbed "Richard" that Uriel and I made after a night of drinking and genocide* ''

I, Helel, the Morning Star, Lord of Lake Cocytus, Sovereign of Snow, Father of Frost, and Herald of Heil, hereby decree that Richard is a legitimate deity, albeit only in alternate universe that may or mayn't exist.