Talk:Waiting for You/@comment-30701095-20161207220913/@comment-31077845-20170210160205

Judging by how proud you are of your clearly ineffectual method of home defense, I doubt you have to worry about anyone breaking into your house due to their impossible infatuation with you. I mean, is that some kind of S&M thing? Oh wait, I understand; you couldn't pass the background check to get a gun due to your colorful psychological records so you figured the next best thing is to try to make any home invaders with actual weapons laugh so hard it disables them until the police arrive. Good idea.