User talk:KillazinLOSANGELES

Things started out as a normal friday night in the 'hood. sell some dope, do a drive-by in crips 'hood, call a white boy a 'cracker' and chill with the homies at the crib. We was just chillin' in the livin' room watching the movie 'sunday driver' when all the power went off.

"Hey nigga what the fuck man? who turned off da lights an' the T.V and shit?" Fats exclaimed. (Fats was at least 400 pounds with an IQ of around five points. Fat and stupid nigga that one is)

"Yo nigga just chill" I replied. "probably just a blown fuse or somethin' you know how things is in the ghetto."

"well go fix it then nigga! this yo house... and get some Kool-Aid and chicken while..."

"SPEAK UP NIGGA!"

"Shut-up nigga. Look outside" I looked outside but didn't see anything

"you retard I ain't see nothin'"

Psycho told Fats "lay of that 'water' homie it's fuckin' wit yo head"

Fats pulled a gun from his back pocket and point it at the window and yelled "Fuck off little nigga in the window"

I yelled at him "Whoa nigga put yo gun down. you ain't supposed to be the psycho one"

Psycho chimed in "yeah nigga that's my job. Yo job is to be the fat one." Fats was actually starting to show fear of whatever was in the window and Psycho and I looked again and saw what was freaking him out: it looked like a teenage boy maybe 15 or 16 at the most and he was wearing a dark hoodie with the hood up and a mask without any features except two large eyeholes that had a blackish gooey stuff leaking from them. we both laughed at Fats. Psycho was saying between chortles "damn nigga! Thats' what's freakin' you out? (laughs) like sure he's gross with the goo and all by shit... that nigga ain't scary. My granny scarier than that muthafucka." We all told that nigga fuck off or we'll introduce a baseball bat to his face but he just stood there. staring at us without eyes and copying Fats' every move. After this went on for a while we concluded that he was fuckin' with us so we went to kick the shit outta this crazy asshole but in the time it took to get out the door this nigga was gone without a trace. No footprints, no nothin' and for the first time we was actually scared. There was no way that this thing was a 'normal' freaky-nigga.

There was no way that anyone could have covered their footprints and ran off that fast. I know that Fats didn't imagine it because we all saw it and we all agree on its appearance. After that whole ordeal all the homies just went home.

The next day Fats called me up and told me that he woke up this morning without his left kidney while he distinctly remembers having it when he went to bed, meaning that someone had stolen it in his sleep.

"nigga you sure? I mean someone stole yo kidney? that's just fuckin' stupid. with all that shit you eat, who would want it? it's probably in worse shape than whatever nigga needs it."

"Nigga fuck you. I'm tellin' you that nigga from the window stole it!"

I could tell that he was freaking out so I agreed to stay at his house in case that nigga from the window decided to come back. I did some research on who or what 'window nigga' could be before I left and found out that he was something called 'Eyeless Jack" and apparently this nigga steals and eats peoples kidneys, well that explains Fats' missing kidney but not why It chose Fats. After the startling research I called up psycho and told him grab a few nines and an AK-47 and tell some more bloods and meet me at Fats house in half an hour. He asked why but I told him I would explain there to all of them. at around 7:30 PM almost the whole set was at Fats' house and I explained the whole thing to them. last night with the power, Fats stolen kidney and the research that I did. at first I expected them niggas to be down for whatever but they just laughed at me. calling cucko and threatening to send me to 'arkhum asylum'. During their laughter we heard a scratching on the window and every nigga in the room turned their heads to see Eyeless Jack cutting through the window with a medical scalpel.

"Damn that nigga's got a sharp scalpel..." one blood said.

"DUMP ON THAT MUTHAFUCKA NIGGAS" I shouted.

In unison every blood either fired at Eyeless Jack or ran outside to get a place with a clear shot and started firing. We know we shot him multiple times because there was black goo splattered all over the place.

After that incident he never returned to the hood for about 2 weeks but when he did he was more violent than before. No more stealing kidneys just cold-blooded murder. Fats was found later that week with no kidneys and impaled on a branch in a California state park (I can't remember which one) The L.A.P.D. don't know what the fuck is going on, but we do. Psycho blew up his own house in attempt kill Eyeless Jack after finding him in his room but he was seen running for the woods. (now you know why he's called 'psycho')

Eyeless Jack hasn't been seen for about a week after the explosion but we know he will be back and probably soon...