User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-28060931-20170203172903/@comment-25947144-20170203201624

Dude, in the first half you just roasted yourself.

All that sounds fun and all, but you know what I'll do to you? I'll send you to fucking Australia. You know what they have there? Insect-controlling fungi, weeds that can catch and devour fucking a sheep, fucking trees that are poisonous in every way possible and literally all poisonous species of every animal in the world. If anyone ever finds your corpse, they won't be able to perform an autopsy before removing all the wasps in your asshole.