User blog comment:BrianBerta/2 Sentence Creepypasta Contest/@comment-26373253-20150520004620

Joke story: (Don't Take this Seriously.)

My cousin had sent me a VHS with Sharpie on it, saying "Haunted." I stuck it my television, and saw that the entire thing was static, except Squidward walking forward. I quickly pulled it out, because who wants to watch Squidward walk for 10 minutes.

It was three sentences, but is a joke anyway.