Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-38954675-20190824093548

145. No hitchhiking. Either a skeleton will pop out or some psycho will kidnap you and you'll get strapped down and torture murdered.

146. If a random old dude asks you what your greatest fear is, ignore him. Unless that is you want to have your cat murdered, fall through portals in your work toilet and have the creepy fucker waiting for you in your room, be the victim of a stalker and eventually go crazy.

147. If a tall faceless guy in a suit follows you to your apartment, asks you about your personal life and then wants to know if you want anyone dead, SAY NO. I cannot stress how much trouble this will save you.

148. If you start taking a strange pill that allows you to go without sleeping and you start hearing voices, STOP TAKING THE PILLS.

149. If your interests include obsessing over the number 13, you will probably end up killing yourself

150. Do not make a deal with the devil.

151. If you insist on making a deal with the devil, make sure you're in A Favor for a Favor.

152. Beating the Sandman is more trouble than it's worth.

153. Actually, most archaic rituals are more trouble than they're worth.

154. If your friend tells you not to go to NoEnd House, even if he's a junkie, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY LISTEN TO HIM! YOU STUPID SHIT DAVID! DON'T GO INTO THAT HOUSE!