User blog comment:A-Lord-Over-Birds/Jeff the Killer - Debunked (and dismissed)/@comment-24944473-20140805165222/@comment-25244773-20140805171446

Because it manages to be simultaneously horribly written, to almost exceptional degree, and yet inexplicably popular. It is the Michael Bay film of the Creepypasta world. It is the James Fenimore Cooper novel, only most of the adaptations don't improve things. It is Jeff the Killer, and we look upon its works and despair.