User blog comment:Raidra/Creepypasta Nightmares/@comment-4849011-20141111131739/@comment-24040907-20141216225256

Good Lord, I have such trouble with other languages. I mean, I know some Russian words. I only taught myself a few choice words that I can use to freak people out. Like, for example, playing as a Russian character in an online game, and then speaking Russian commands to my teammates. You should see the other team; flipping out while my own team wonders what I just said!

Of course, a copy-cat like me runs into trouble when I speak my Google Translate to a person who actually speaks that language. One time, I tried to scare one of my German friends by saying "Isn't it amazing that I speak to you and you understand it?" to him in German. I don't think it came out quite right, because he seemed insulted, and replied with "What did you just call me?".