Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-6516317-20130221192520

So I was surfing the interwebs, when I found this site where a bunch of pregnant women talk about pervy sex things. It was kind of funny, till I almost died when I found this one, and I quote,

"My bf is into sexually weird things.

Like just the other day I was in his room and about to go lay down with him and he said:

"Crab walk to the dresser, put on some lingerie, and crab walk to the bed."

So I did what he said and then I got on his bed. Then he said to me:

"Make up a mating call."

I told him I didn't know any so he said:

"Make one up!"

So I started going HORK! HORK! HORK!

and he was going WHERG WHERG WHERG.

We had sex but I'm still feeling kinda weird. Do I tell him it weirds me out or do I continue to play along with his roleplay?"

I almost pissed myself reading this... Then one of the later comments posted by her went like this,

"I wish I were a troll but this is my reality. I love the guy... but it gets weird in the bedroom. One time he ate broccoli for 3 days straight and insisted on farting everytime he "pumped" his penis into my vagina. I almost threw up. He was taking deep breaths and calling himself broccoli c0ck."

I'm about at my wits end with him.

Idk, thought I should spread the HORK HORKS.

 