Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-10135385-20130718152856

I've read some terrible pastas that are so bad that they're almost physically painful to read, but some are so bad that they make me want to claw my eyes out. I've been on this site for a while now, (at least a year) and these are the worst pastas I could find while digging around:

The Intern

Worst Halloween Night

What makes me even angrier is that these pastas are still on the site and not in the Trollpasta Wiki where they belong. (No offense to the authors.) So now I want to know which pastas make you cringe and/or make you want to punch something in disgust. What are the worst pastas you've ever read that are still on the site? 