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RE:
I'm doing well, thanks. How's it going over there in the States?

14:46, October 6, 2015 (UTC)

Reply to "Topics" message
Well. I'm currently working on a lost episode pasta. I hear that lost episode pastas aren't doing very well as of late, with only 65 of them on their category page as of this message. I figure I could do something new or different with the genre by making the pasta a psychological horror story.

If you want, I can show you what I have so far. The story currently has 11 chapters but don't worry, most of them are barely 5 paragraphs long. I'll send a pastebin link with the story content I have so far.

Heeere's Hailey!  Wanna Talk?   14:54, October 6, 2015 (UTC)

Re:JTK and Skype
I didn't know that Skype had a chatbox, I just assumed it was webcam based chat. Yeah, I could probably manage chatting with you on my desktop. I'll give JtK a shot then. Buckle up  I'm going to be popular  17:20, October 6, 2015 (UTC)

Hey man. Just wandered if you witnessed Shawn's wave of horror here.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 03:59, October 19, 2015 (UTC)

wow
Saw your edit. You reading through The Soldier again? Props to ya brother..it's been months for me and I wrote the damn thing. Hope alls well with you! Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 05:17, November 12, 2015 (UTC)

The Wicker House
I made some changes to the end based on some very helpful advice from Mike Macdee. Since you are such a fan of the story I wanted to get your thoughts. Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 20:53, November 14, 2015 (UTC)

New Tobit Story
Hey brother,

Just wanted to let you know I've completed another installment in my Tobit works: Tobit: The Lady and the Maiden of Knowledge. Please check it out and let me know your thoughts.

--K. Banning Kellum (talk) 04:19, November 23, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Saint Empy
Yeah, them kids with they're bad grammar. ...Wait.

'''Badge is violently stripped from Emp and he's forced to give up his bureaucrat gun. (It shoots paper.) He declares it the 'worst thing that even happened on Thanksgiving', earning thousands of resentful glares from people who have managed to glance at a history book at least once in their lives.'''

I'm doing good, will be hanging with friends for Thanksgiving. It'll be fun. My family likes to do a big get together and do a small deep-fry turkey and a regularly-cooked turkey, so fry will be disappointed I'm missing that, but excited to hang out with some old Peace Corps friends. As for those puns, they were just a-maize-ing. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 18:25, November 24, 2015 (UTC)

No worries brother
We all got a little involved with the JtK proposal. I certainly don't hold any grudges. In the end, I still respect your opinion a great deal and have always looked forward to your feedback. I wouldn't want to lose that from my wheelhouse, so consider the whole JtK thing forgotten.

Enjoy your holidays and take your time with the feedback.

Best,

K. Banning Kellum (talk) 18:40, November 24, 2015 (UTC)

Hey
I know it's none of my business, but I saw you said your dad wasn't doing well. I'm sorry to hear that. I've had relatives deal with health issues, so I know what it's like. Whatever it is, I hope he starts feeling better.

I hope you have a good Thanksgiving. I also know what it's like to have to spend time with people you'd rather not spend time with. Have you ever had a younger relative want to take your food? You have your own food, you little twerp! ~rubs temples~ Raidra (talk) 14:08, November 25, 2015 (UTC)


 * Well, I'm happy to report that nobody stole any of my food! Have a good weekend! Raidra (talk) 00:09, November 29, 2015 (UTC)

Need some opinions
'ello Humboldt, been a few. Hate to message you on such narcissistic circumstances, but I'd like your opinion on a little project I'm working on. Considering some of your work in the past (I can still envision all those maggots 0_0), I figured, "Hey he's probably a good place to start".

So...ye.

BedrockPerson :D 01:12, November 26, 2015 (UTC)

Hey
Happy Thanksgiving to you too bro. I've been writing a bit more, yeah. I've been worldbuilding on a huge dark fantasy/adventure novel series and it's pretty exciting! I'm hoping to upload some stuff here too. And yeah, here's some crusty stuff to listen to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRS9Bz0IH54 This kind of music makes me long for my old vacations to Upstate New York, haha. I miss the Adirondacks so much. Hope you have a great holiday! --Jojo risin&#39; (talk) 16:17, November 26, 2015 (UTC)

Re:
Thanks for that. I avoided vodka and profound statements, so everything went smoothly. I assume a lycan such as yourself celebrated Thankskilling rather than Thanksgiving. Hopefully not too many people lost their lives under your fangs that day. Hope all is well.

Jay Ten (talk) 16:53, November 29, 2015 (UTC)

Blocked
Saw your most recent uploaded pictures and want to remind you that this is a wiki for children (13+) and adults. As per our Terms of Use, posting pictures that contain nudity will result in a ban. I suggest taking this day long ban to look over the site rules and read the ToU as any further infraction will result in a lengthier ban. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 18:38, December 2, 2015 (UTC)

Re:
I personally didn't think you were trying to be disrespectful, but you did break the rules and we have to follow through regardless of the user (admin/bureaucrat included). If we didn't, it would foster an environment where favoritism/personal opinion reigns, frankly, that would really make the site shitty. We really don't try to play favorites and I hold to the standard that what would get one person banned should hold in every instance. Luckily, yours wasn't as troubling as the user who posted animated kiddie porn so your ban was much, much shorter. I would just advise that you don't get carried away and realize that we have to follow rules laid out by staff and what's been settled on by the wiki in order to keep the site running. Have a good one. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 03:37, December 4, 2015 (UTC)


 * Looked over the (not completely quoted) comment Vonnegut made about semicolons in that article and then see half a dozen semicolons in A Small Piece of Lead. Kurt Vonnegut is likely spinning so hard in his grave that he's burrowed into the earth's core. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 04:05, December 4, 2015 (UTC)

Loving Hair Tussle
TBH, you came of as very rude in the comment you made, as though you didn't get the point. I still wubs you, just...try to be less of a troll in the future :3 ClericofMadness (talk) 04:14, December 4, 2015 (UTC)

Christmas Themed Contest
Hey Humboldt, how have you been? It's been a long time.

Shadowswimmer just posted this contest blog. As you have a couple of pastas of twisted fairy tales, I thought this might interest you.

By the way, have you got any stories in the works? I just realised it has been a while since I read a story of yours. MrDupin (talk) 23:57, December 8, 2015 (UTC)

New Story in WW
Hey Humboldt,

Would I be able to bug you to take a look at a story I've written and wanted to get some feedback from. It is in WW and titled Winner Takes All. At the moment, it hasn't been edited at all, so there will be some errors. But I am more concerned about the story itself, although I wouldn't mind if you wanted to make the editing easier by pointing out some grammar errors.

Thanks,

JohnathanNash (talk) 16:33, December 10, 2015 (UTC)

RE: RE
It's been the same, really. Nothing changed. I'm afraid all I've been reading the past month or so were entries on the Jeff the Killer contest.

I will have to check that Bizzaro genre out, I don't think I've read anything like it before.

Also, good luck with your novel. Wish you all the best man! MrDupin (talk) 20:40, December 10, 2015 (UTC)

Re:
Deleted it, You don't want to start a Spanish joke contest. "Do you know what a fish does in the ocean? Nada." EmpyrealInvective (talk) 20:58, December 10, 2015 (UTC)


 * Unfortunately my other Spanish joke can't be written out, as it's more verbal so I'll concede this one to you and head out to finish up some Christmas shopping. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 21:07, December 10, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Mr. Tarbell
I am surprised that you knew who my avatar was, I didn't think many people would know who he was unless they knew something about magic. Well done.

I have heard of bizarre fiction, but never bizarro fiction, maybe I should look into that. I also saw that you are working on a book, how is that coming along? Hopefully it is going well, when you get into a project like that it takes all your free time and dedication to get through it, but once you do it feels great. That is until you realize that you have to edit it! Editing 60k plus words is no joke, which is why the novel I've written hasn't been edited yet, too damn intimidating.

Thank you for taking the time to read my story, it was the first time I had a chance to really write something and was able to pump it out from a title I had. As with all my stories I have no idea where they will lead me until I finish it, but that was the first time I only had a title and the barest bones of a premise to work with.

Anyway, I haven't really been on here in a while and would love to know if there is anything new from you out. It is hard to find something good to read, and at the moment I am re-reading "The Three Investigators" series. I don't know why but I really like mysteries written back in the sixties/seventies.

Well, hope all is well and look forward to hearing from you again.

JohnathanNash (talk) 07:38, December 11, 2015 (UTC)

Great, I will look into one of them today, and hopefully I can get to the other tomorrow. Still hard to find time to do things but this week seems to have a few hours of dead time that I can spare with writing and reading.

JohnathanNash (talk) 23:16, December 11, 2015 (UTC)

Christmas Melody
Then try one of my favorite Black Metal bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPZqGinCYM

Plaag is great, and this should get you in a Christmas mood. ;) ShawnHowellsCP (talk) 21:25, December 13, 2015 (UTC)

I seriously recommend you listen to all of Plaag's material. Only one album and one LP, and every song is great. ShawnHowellsCP (talk) 21:32, December 13, 2015 (UTC)

Re:
Saw it a while back but it's still worth the re-watch. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:06, December 14, 2015 (UTC)

The Backwater Gospel
Hey Humboldt, have you ever seen The Backwater Gospel? I feel like you'd absolutely love it. --Jojo risin&#39; (talk) 04:20, December 15, 2015 (UTC)

Yeah you gotta see it. Gotta love religious conflict ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BedrockPerson :D  00:29, December 16, 2015 (UTC)

Soul Eater
You're welcome. I've never seen or read The Devil is a Part-Timer!, but Soul Eater was actually one of the first anime I ever got into. The show still holds up pretty well nowadays and it was very enjoyable (Chrona was my favorite character). I would also recommend Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood for another great series. Be warned though, it's pretty long (about 13 eps longer than Soul Eater) and has a really good deal of blood and violence throughout, but it is a fantastic story. Cheers mate. Hope everything is going well for you all. :) --Jojo risin&#39; (talk) 01:19, December 16, 2015 (UTC)

A Noel in Black
Hey Humboldt, I noticed one of the last paragraphs in your story is a large wall of text. Is that intentional? I didn't read it because I don't want to spoil anything. MrDupin (talk) 17:31, December 17, 2015 (UTC)

Re:Noel in Black
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH but it was pretty good. BedrockPerson :D 17:41, December 17, 2015 (UTC)

Re:
That would be me (at the suggestion of MrDupin). I'm trying to switch it up every month and give some focus to some classic horror writers for the time being. That being said, feel free to send me suggestions to keep it fresh as I try to change it the first week of every month. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 03:26, December 18, 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the praise
I was totally planning on telling you about it. However, I had 8:30 tickets for Star Wars and was trying to post before I got out the door so I wasn't able to quite get around to it lol.

The plot was totally cliched (a lot of mine are...one of my self goals is to try and take cliches and show people that they can work, if done well). But this one was pretty much just your standard 'deal with the devil'. Interesting notion about doing a conventional piece of writing. I've considered it before, I just don't have that much interest in it.

Not so much a twist, but the intent of this one was to actually give a bit of backstory/motivation to the main antagonist from A Bad Night, although as usual I'm trying to ensure it stands on its own as well as tying into my other stuff. Thanks again...I've got a couple other ideas I'm going to try to develop over the holiday break here so we'll see what happens. Next time I'll be sure to drop you a line!

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 04:28, December 18, 2015 (UTC)

No spoilers here
I wouldn't even tell you if Kylo Ren is actually Jar Jar Binks in disguise...

Enjoy it!

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 04:47, December 18, 2015 (UTC)

Re:
I read the first paragraph and felt a sick grin creeping across my face. I've got a few things I've told people I'll read, but I'll definitely get to it soon. I like the way it's going at first glance.

Jay Ten (talk) 18:43, December 18, 2015 (UTC)

RE:A Noel in Black
I read it and really enjoyed it, but I'm not sure I can put up a review anytime soon. Something really stressful has come up recently and I'm trying to find out how to deal with it. Do you still use your Skype? --Jojo risin&#39; (talk) 14:59, December 19, 2015 (UTC)

Wanna read my newest pasta? xD
So I wrote this pasta called An Unwanted Passenger and it's only got one comment so far. It's my first NSFW pasta and the person said that the NSFW part was "kinda lol". I'd be grateful if you took a look at it. Umbrello (talk) 02:39, December 20, 2015 (UTC)


 * I'll read it right now. But man... fix that giant paragraph! :P Umbrello (talk) 03:07, December 20, 2015 (UTC)

RE: Edits
Whoops, sorry bout that. I always thought it was simply "you's" not "you'se". MrDupin (talk) 22:47, December 21, 2015 (UTC)

How are things?
What's up Humboldt? I haven't been on here as much because I'm working on other things such as a comic with a friend and what I hope will be a novel. I remember you saying that you were working on a novel as well. How's that going? Well, I hope.

I've written a new pasta "Maple Drive "if you have not seen it yet and I believe there are two of yours I haven't read either.

Anyway, hope things are good and Merry Chirstmas!

Supersatan25 (talk) 17:52, December 23, 2015 (UTC)

Congrats!
Your story A Noel in Black took first place in my Holiday Horror Contest! Message me on my talk page for your prize, reviews on up to three of your stories of your choice!

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 19:58, December 24, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Edits to a noel in black
I'm good, how are you? The protection level on the story is set to "Allow all users". I reverted the change I made regarding the italics. I added single breaks where I put double breaks in the previous edit. It looks different from the rest of the piece, it keeps the paragraphs connected, and adds whitespace all in one swoop. I can change it if need be. This is the diff.

Thanks, Merry Christmas.

 SoPretentious 01:10, December 25, 2015 (UTC)

Yo
merry merry xmas my good bro

Hey Humboldt, it's good to be back. My exams have finished, I'm out of hibernation and back into the wild.

And yes, you guessed correctly, my schoolboy encounters with the Bronte sisters are far from over. I had to write a ten thousand word essay on Mr Rochester and the Significance of the Byronic Hero just last month. Chaucer and Shakespeare are also familiar faces. The English exams for law school are physical and mental torture. Luckily we also got to study some more exciting Gothic classics; we finally read at Frankenstein in class last week and even Poe's Tell-Tale Heart!! I never imagined my other life on this site would ever be so relevant in reality! :-D

Anyway, I'm not armed with many puns at the moment, but I'll be sure to slip in a few to lighten the mood here and there, coz what the heck, I leave for two months and potm is suddenly gone... these are dark times... so I'm off to read the latest gossip. And of course, watching our Queen's Christmas speech on live telly with some English tea. As for my own writing, I'll be holding out until the next competition because of the dogpile of schoolwork on my desk.

Oh and I left a note on your wolftastic story. Congrats for winning.

Rinskuro13 (talk) 16:06, December 25, 2015 (UTC)

Redundancy is redundant
Hey thanks for the feedback for "Maple Drive". Yeah I know it was redundant but it was meant to be. I don't know if you ever read a book called "Scary Stories to Read in the Dark" but there is this one story that constantly reiterated that there was this monster in a box that was in a drawer that was in a dresser that was in a room behind a door of this house. That's what I was trying to emulate. Also the vagueness was intentional because I wanted the reader to try and figure out themselves what was going on. It's just something I tried but, I guess it didn't work out. Or maybe it's just not your cup of tea haha.

Supersatan25 (talk) 16:20, December 25, 2015 (UTC)

Answer
Hey! Congrats again on winning, the story totally deserved it. At far as he reviews go, it's really up to you. I was planning on just trying to give a fairly detailed critique, not with the individual criteria categories (since obviously those aren't specified as they were for the contest). I've read both of those before but would be happy to give them a solid once over. Let me know if you have a third story in mind as well. I'm curious if the student is going to psychoanalyzing you or the characters...either way it should be an interesting read, you'll have to see about getting a copy. as far as he anthology, I haven't seen anything yet (and it'll be unpaid even if I ever do). And if I recall you had a story picked up for publication not that long ago too! I liked Star Wars. I agree that it was an ode to the original but am very much looking forward to the next one where hey can hopefully add a few more original plot points. Merry Christmas to you and yours as well! Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 19:59, December 25, 2015 (UTC)

Project Proposal
Hi there, Mr. Brockmeyer. My name is Seth and I was wondering if you would be interested in helping out for a piece I am composing on storytelling in video games for the new Fan Contributor Program. Here I will have the oppurtunity to be seen by the developers of different mainstream properties and actually talk to them about it. I was recommended to you by a Shawn Howell, who used to frequent here, and if that name means nothing to you, well, he just said you were an acclaimed author who has taken professional writing classes and specializes in NSFW themes.

If you're interested, all you have to do is answer a few questions in as much detail as you can. I belong to the Elder Scrolls Wiki where I blog quite extensively (Which you can see here: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User:Madman97) and I often critique different parts about the games as well as interview various users from around the net for the website's news team (including some from Central). One thing I have not yet touched upon is the often lackluster story provided by Bethesda Softworks and I think it would be apt to mix my two properties by talking to different users from a site built on storytelling and have their opinion. You don't have to know much about the games to answer the questions, but if you do, all the better. To get an idea of the completed product, here is a link to one interview: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Madman97/Madman_Tonight_with_Draevan13. Since this is a public project, I think it would be a wonderful oppurtunity to promote whatever pubished works you may have while also being seen by big names in the video game industry. So there is a chance we can influence future games to some degree with the story feedback. Who better to give them that than actual authors? So once again, if you're interested, it would be great if you could answer the couple of questions below. I may ask follow-up questions based on your responses but that is not required for what we're doing.

1) One of the most appealling factors of a Bethesda game is its open world that takes hundreds of hours to completely explore and with more than enough questlines to nudge you into it. However, you can completely ignore the them if you want. Even the main campaign. So in the case of Skyrim, where a soul-eating dragon threatens to destroy the world and the Dragonborn's off picking flowers, what happens? Nothing. You can murder the Emperor. What happens to you? Nothing. So, the first question I want to ask you is, in such a vast world that caters to the player's choices, what about the consequences? Is this feasible in a game of this size?

2) This actually brings up a big problem about the game's little moments of storytelling, and not just Skyrim, but Fallout 4, Fallout 3, New Vegas, Oblivion, ect. A glaring flaw is the way exposition is presented between quests.  Once again, not sure if you are familiar with the games or not, but the way it presents questlines is always the same.   NPC's tell you everything the developers think you need to know but people often skip the dialogue to the end because they know it's going to end with another brain-dead quest: Go to the cave, kill the thing, talk to the guy, next quest! The repatitiveness of the task overules the story, so Bethesda needs to step it up by having a good enough questline to supercede those flaws. But the Witcher 3 did something like this, and I was way more invested in what happened to characters than in Skyrim? What went wrong here?

This opens a can of questions. Is it because all quests follow the same path? Is this a gameplay problem? Is it the stale and overly-expository dialogue? What is good dialogue? How do you let the player experience the game's story outside of telling it? What do you think it is?

3) One of the most blatant offenses of poor storytelling affecting the way you like an npc in game is Skyrim's marriage system. After completing some dumb task for any specific person, they are ellgible to marry--with a simple press of a button. But for an M-rated game, the way relationships are handled are far from adult. As someone who deals with mature themes--like serious investment in someone or sex--do you think they are applicable in a video game and, perhaps, constructive to the very idea of relationships? If so, how should it be implemented into the overall story?

That is all the questions I need answered from ya', as I have other interviewees answering other questions and I don't want to make the blog too long (I will split it in two if I have too). As such, take your time to think about your responses and as one writer to another, I would be extremely grateful if you helped out with this. Once I am finished gathering the data I need and compose the blog, I will post the final product here.

Happy New Year

Madman97 (talk) 01:59, December 27, 2015 (UTC)

RE:Elder Scrolls
Thank you so much for helping out. Your answers were just what the doctor ordered. I am obligated to let you know that I typically write interviews and blogs as a character of my own creation rather than just myself, so the way I will have asked you these questions will be put differently in the final product. However, they will still be in the same context and I will not change your responses in any way, so no need to fret there, just don't want you to be caught off-guard. I will post the final product here once it is finished, which it should be soon. I just have to ask one more user a few questions and I will have the data I need to begin composing the piece.

Before I do so and as a thank you gift, since you are a published author, would you like me to recommend the book within the blog so more can be exposed to it? And also, I want to ask something personal.

I'm trying to perfect a query to send to an agent and while agentqueryconnect.com is helpful with this, I would like an already published author's opinion on it if you have the time. If you're too busy, that's fine, but if you are able, I'll post it here.

Thanks again for all your help and Happy New Year.

Madman97 (talk) 19:43, December 28, 2015 (UTC)

New Stories Idea
I really liked your stories and your pastas are  my favourite pastas. And now i have a really good pasta material for you to write and this is a real story from my country and you will be petrified if you read the stories. It is your call. You can accept these stories of you want,  and if you wrote this, it will nominated worthy for PotM. Trust me !

Thank you

P.S if you are interested, just reply. If you are positive, i will send you the story.

Terima KasihPenapak Tilas 07:48, December 31, 2015 (UTC)

Nunca! Jajaja, solo bromeando
This user, Thurston town privateer was the one who sent the message to you. As for celebrating, I'm spending New Years with the family so it'll be fun and low key. Have a good one. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 15:49, December 31, 2015 (UTC)


 * Not too sure, I never really had that feature on my layout. It's likely just one of those things that comes and goes (like receiving wiki notifications). EmpyrealInvective (talk) 16:56, December 31, 2015 (UTC)

Contest!
Hey there Matt, I have a new contest up! http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Koromo/Creepypasta_Wiki_Song_Contest,_Part_2. Would love to see what you think, and if you would enter! Up to you though, thank you! --Jojo risin&#39; (talk) 03:08, January 1, 2016 (UTC)

new topics
The story that im going to give you is about the darkest part of indonesian  history. The Riots of May 1998 and The 1965 Communist party uprising. I have a few stories. All of them are terrifying  that you are going to be gagging and vomiting if you read the stories. I have to find a link to the  story first. If you are ready of course.

Terima Kasih

Penapak Tilas 07:58, January 1, 2016 (UTC)

Profile pic
Haha that again, is that a product of procrastination or a mood status signal of some kind? It could be our secret code for when you're high.

Rinskuro13 (talk) 18:57, January 3, 2016 (UTC)

Re:
I gave it a good read-through when it went live and I did enjoy the Lovecraftian themes. I believe Koromo's contest winner is going to be the next spotlighted story, but I'll put it into the list we've been compiling of possible front page stories while we figure out what we can do with PotM. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 18:28, January 4, 2016 (UTC)

Hello sir,
Thanks for the raving review on The Brooding Star, and thanks for the spotlight reccommendation. I’m glad you appreciated the time and effort that went into the prose, because a few people I know thought it was too verbose and complicated.

Also, I posted another of my stories called Ricordare, which is basically a deppressing murder mystery involving dreams and amnesia—much different than my Lovecraftian tale. It‘s among the least horrifying stories on the site, but it does have a sinister edge that I figured creepypasta lovers would enjoy. Leave a comment if you wish.

Matthew Varney (talk) 21:12, January 4, 2016 (UTC)

We Go Bump
Submissions are open for volume 4 if you didn't see. Wanted to make sure you were aware since I promised I would! http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:519467

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 23:31, January 4, 2016 (UTC)

no problem
No wiki anthology would be complete without your stuff! Haven't started writing yet, just been doing a bunch of background research and story planning at the moment. Think this one is gonna be pretty dark... Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 03:34, January 5, 2016 (UTC)

Did you just feel that earthquake?
There was this light shaking, but I thought it was just a strong gust of wind blowing against the house. --Mmpratt99 deviantart (talk) 06:22, January 7, 2016 (UTC)

Project is Complete
I just want to extend my personal thanks again to you for your contribution to this project, and I will leave it here to read at your liesure. I warn you now, it's a long blog, almost a quasi-podcast of sorts, but I have divided it up into specific sections where each person interviewed is featured, so if you want to skip right ahead to where you're at, that's fine, but I recommend enjoying the entire thing if you have the time. Thanks for making this possible!

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Madman97/Madman_Tonight_with_Three_Masters_of_Horror_(And_One_Unexpected_Guest) Madman97 (talk) 19:15, January 7, 2016 (UTC)

Re:
I'll definitely check it out. Looks like you went all out with this one. I see there's even a video attached. Did you finally get some footage of you picking up hookers on a full moon night? Werewolf torture-porn is the wave of the future. LycanRape Industries will soon be a household name (we ran the name LycanPoke through our focus group but apparently Facebook has completely ruined the word "poke").

While I've got you, it appears someone hacked your webcam and snapped this picture of you proofreading. Lookin' sharp, my friend.

Jay Ten (talk) 00:12, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Formatting Issues
Can you try editing your story now? I did something, not sure if it fixed everything though. MrDupin (talk) 01:28, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * I believe Dupin did a bit with your story to fix issues. I'm not quite sure what is causing it as I haven't run into that sort of issue before. I would make sure you're in source mode and possibly try refreshing your browser and clearing your cache. Other than that, it's a bit outta my wheelhouse when it comes to troubleshooting wiki technical issues. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 01:41, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * I will not be 'cowed' by such puns. As much as a I find wordplay to be so transcendentally "bovine", I've heard if you mess around too much with the bull, you get the horns. Frankly, that just sounds 'udder'ly uncomfortable. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 01:56, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * Yes, it would be'hoove' you to not engage in a pun-off as I tend to be like a cow-catcher with my puns and just power through and go in holstein. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:05, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * I dairy (That's a stretch) to try and stop me. I enjoy my meat like I enjoy my beer... bloody. Side note: I'm no longer allowed at these restaurants due to this. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:14, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * Welp, now I'm frothing at the mouth like a mad cow at you re-using my 'utterly' pun in a different context. Looks like I'll have to beef up my game. You may have not known this but I come from a long line of cattle farmers. We were so well-respected, even one of our cattle was given the title of a knight (sir loin). In fact, another one was blessed by the pope (Holy cow!) We may have to put all these puns out to pasture. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:30, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * How now, brown cow (Not a race thing...)?! I'm quite enjoying my jenkem trip (bullshit) right now. It's a drug for the sophistics, you probably haven't herd of it. You know, all this talk of cows reminds me of the time I first ordered a New York strip... I was quite misled. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:45, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Perhaps it's best we end(cut) it here. As for making soup using bones, I don't put any 'stock' in it. I had fun, but I'm pretty sure making that last wave of puns gave me an aneurysm. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 02:58, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * I will certainly check it out, but it will take a while. I still have Banning's latest story and after that it's exam time. By the way, I solved the problem by using a little tool I made. You can check it out online if you want. You don't need to download anything. You just paste your story on the field on the right, and press a button. If you remember to, you can usually solve problems like the one you just encountered by pressing the "Fix Indenting" button (don't bother with the other buttons, they won't do much on your stories). I'm off to get some sleep now, see ya later. MrDupin (talk) 02:22, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Re:Blog and New Story
I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and I hope we can colloborate on something some time in the future, be it for a story or for another podcast-like blog. I will definitely edit the interview so we have your full name (though I am sure we have it in there at least once) and I will definitely check out your new story. Thanks for doing this!

Madman97 (talk) 02:35, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Thanks!
Dude, I'm so looking forward to this! Thanks for letting me know man. Blacknumber1 (talk) 02:55, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

RE:
Thanks for letting me know, I'll take a look when I've got some time :)

15:38, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Re: thanks for reading...
Thanks, and that was a great story. I submitted a form to Dirge, hopefully they'll get back to me, editing would be great profession IMO.

 SoPretentious 03:17, January 12, 2016 (UTC)

Avatar?
Hey Humboldt,

Saw your avatar and had to ask who it is, to me it looks a little like Divine from Pink Flamingos, but I could be wrong. In fact, the more I think about it the more I think I am wrong.

JohnathanNash (talk) 04:37, January 12, 2016 (UTC)

Re:BloodOrgy666.com
Hello. This is me again.

I think this pasta i a sequel from Clown Dogs. I like it. It was even more fascinating. And, you know as a  14 year old approaching 15, i like dirty stories like this.especially my profession is an urban explorer that investigates underworld like this.

N.Faza

Penapak Tilas 10:52, January 12, 2016 (UTC)

You showed me yours
Here's mine. Her Red Right Hand. Good luck in the contest, my friend! Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 01:53, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Looks Good
Haha. I watched the video when you first posted it to make sure you weren't a sneaky werewolf and slipped nipple in there. I removed the video tag as it's no longer on the page. I think the video might distract from the story itself, so making it a bit less intrusive, but still having it accessible was a good choice in my book. I expect that website is going to get some very interesting visitors in the next couple of months. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 05:01, January 14, 2016 (UTC)


 * Your choice, I can see a number of people stumbling across it without knowing about the story first, which might be a bit awkward for the people participating in that video. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 05:11, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

Is BloodyOrgy666.com the webpage you made for the story?

Rainboh (talk) 05:02, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

clarification
No clarification needed. I was just curious. From an artist's standpoint, I understand myself. The story was awesome though.

Rainboh (talk) 05:54, January 14, 2016 (UTC)