User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Creepypasta Local Boy Done Does Good!/@comment-7673575-20180719143402

Congratulations, packmember. At first, your book looked haphazardly written: like a headless Coyote ran all over your pages while being chased by a Marigold. But later, it proved to be a real masterpiece. Kinda sickening, but a good read nonetheless. And Lords themselves know that you deserved that spot.

As for a sick joke... I have too many. I'll try with Hitler & Jews jokes.

While Adolf was walking through Treblinka, a sliver of ash fell on his shoulder. Adolf sniffed it, nodded, and brushed it off.

A few steps and moments later, another sliver of ash fell on his shoulder. Adolf sniffed it, frowned, and shook it off.

Not a second later, another sliver of ash fell on his shoulder. Adolf sniffed it, brushed it off, and screamed in the direction of the ceiling:

"For fucks sake, Dreifus, lay off already!"