User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/There's a Full Moon and We're Going to have a Werewolf Contest!!/@comment-26030957-20170907183817

Hmmm, things I'd devour when transformed into a beast.

Cattle, chickens, goats, sheep, teenagers, Taylor Swift, puppies, stray cats, teenagers, ducks, geese, turkeys, Alex Jones, a small child or two, the liquor store owner who wouldn't cash my welfare check, literary agents who turned me down, hippie hitchhikers, soulless critics, pigs, squirrels, rats, mice, lizards, plumbers, Lady Gaga, teenagers, librarians, CalTrans workers, the filthy rich, politicians, the police, priests, nuns, telemarketers, trolls, teenagers, and the stupid.