User:Derpyspaghetti

Why I'm So Inactive Right Now
This is why I'm having a gap in my activity.

This Is Me!
Hey guys, I'm Derpyspaghetti, but you can call me whatever you want, like Derpy, Derp, Spaghetti, Emell (as I go by Emell_G._Mango on most of my accounts), and anything else that comes to mind. So please, sit down and have a laugh or a spook with some of my (very few) stories, and enjoy!

My Stories
All of them are pretty short, averaging at about 1500 words. Not micropastas, but they are pretty short, and only take a few minutes to read. I'd highly recommend checking them out, as they're pretty quick and easy, and I'm narcissistic, so I think they're great.

Regarding Georgie (Narrated by Creeparoni here) - A letter written from a serial killer to a would-be victim.

Slaughterhouse - Not everything is what it seems in the town of Hallowroots. (My favourite of mine.)

Stonehenge - An explanation of Stonehenge, what it did, and how it came to be.

The Santa at the Mall - A woman visits a Santa at the mall with her young son. You can guess where it goes from there. (Featuring an alternate ending).

My Troll Pastas
The Cat - An old story I wrote when I first joined the wiki. Terrible.

The Rake is Watching - It's my first attempt at Creepypasta. It's also terrible.

CreepyPasta Wiki User Chat - I make fun of certain users and just shit on pretty much everything. EmpyrealInvective should read this if he gets the chance.

Stuff I'm Working On
The Moai - An explanation of how the Moai on easter island came to be. This will be tied in some way to Stonehenge (which is now on the site) and vice versa, though it may not be serial.

The Stranger (Novella) Up on Wattpad, Skip straight to chapter one (3rd part) - A man begins to see a stranger out of the corner of his eye. The more he sees him, the worse gets.

Ralph Wiggum Quote of The Day
My sash says ultraman!

All my edits (Including those that were deleted)