User:G4T0R4D3xEN3RGY/Quote Wall


 * 1) "DON'T QUESTION MY GOD. Praise Sambu." - Spicy Squirrelz
 * 2) "Simba, you are doing a fine job in taking care of the land... and having sex with all of the bitches." - Vookvook
 * 3) "I think Steve does shave children." - Grizzly Bear
 * 4) "Back for a tit." - Luigifan100
 * 5) "I give you a statement and all you reply with is 'hi'." - Reprieve
 * 6) "I will hug your face to the end of time. I'll stop once you become the happy little cub you used to be!‎" - Spicy Squirrelz
 * 7) "Nothing screams 'Give me all of you attention, you worthless pieces of shit more than this.'" - Me
 * 8) "Are boobs a ping?" - Luigifan100
 * 9) "Gatorade, what's your pic? Is it smile or a blurry dog or what?" - Bloody Massacur
 * 10) "If you feed the assholes then you are doing digestion the wrong way." - Finneow
 * 11) "Hello mom, this is my lion boyfriend, Simba." - Spicy Squirrelz
 * 12) "Give Simba a jug." - Dreminem
 * 13) "You're crying because you have a tropical island all to yourself? Boo-fucking-hoo, I have a turtle sandbox, bitch." - Me
 * 14) "Get that shit out of here you fucking crusty labia skin." - Acidpop
 * 15) "Good Nippletit." - Luigifan100
 * "Ha, Mike will be incapable of celebrating the holidays because we're overloading him with Photoshop requests." - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
 * 1) "When you say 'asked' it sounds like 'Ass'." - Mute the Cat
 * 2) "Excuse me, I'm busy trying to have an ego. Why don't both of you make like a tree and bow down to me." - WhyAmIReadingThis
 * 3) "So many erect nipples, Gramm." - Zyraииe
 * 4) "I wanna get a name cabbage." - Grammatik
 * 5) "I am titty kitty, don't underestimate the titty lord!" - Mute the Cat
 * 6) "This is World War See, bitch." - William See
 * 7) "Maria is my surfboard." - Mystreve
 * 8) "I pay attention to my kids. Therefore, you are not one of them. Go away." - Mystreve
 * 9) "But don't replied the story." - EmpyrealInvective
 * 10) "Show me this misogynistic pig-literature so I can share it on Tumblr." - Likferd
 * 11) "The god of the west is Kanye." - Devincooper64
 * 12) "Well then the world is a douche who will never understand." - Masked child
 * 13) "I'm going to go sit on the lion couch in my lion house and watch some lion TV, in Lionese." - Finneow
 * 14) "Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again." - Kill1mes
 * 15) "Suddenly, your cat gains the voice of a black man, and pulls out an Uzi before saying "Meow Meow, motherfucker." Then he shoots you. You die. You're winner." - PrinceCreeper
 * 16) "Get your ass in pm for a sex, will ya?" - Kill1mes
 * 17) "Am I too Dutch to understand?" - ICihter
 * 18) "I'm back, shit boy!" - Skunkette
 * 19) "Fuck you, I'm a fairy." - Seviren
 * 20) "I'm gonna buy a big cake for SG's party, then have Bitter jump out." - Mystreve
 * 21) "Yay, he's crying." - Luigifan100
 * 22) "Do you hate humans? Do you hate me because I'm black?" - The Damn Batman
 * 23) "Andrew, you probably have a waifu pillow that looks like Shini." - Rokklaggio
 * 24) "You're not called The Silent Overlord for nothing, Cleric!" - WhyAmIReadingThis
 * 25) "Look, hacking the Pentagon was an ACCIDENT, OK!?" - Nihilus Nix Naught
 * 26) "I don't have time to figure out calendars. I have bitches to slap." - Götz von Berlichingen
 * 27) "Warning: It is not advisable to attempt to 'fuck his edginess'." - EmpyrealInvective
 * 28) "'Twas the night after Christmas, and all through the chat, everyone was quiet (except SG who was yelling "BITTER IS FAT!")." - The Damn Batman
 * 29) "Don't eat fireworks, kids." - BRVR
 * 30) "You sir, are a fuck bitch. Good day." - Shining-Armor
 * 31) "It's okay to harass people in real life and ruin their lives as long as they're 'racist'!" - LOLSKELETONS
 * 32) "That give me AIDS beyond my most wildest dreams." - Sloshedtrain
 * 33) "You're a pretty cool lion. Not as cool as Kovu, but still." - ColorlessAngelz
 * 34) "Dumb cat, why am I not in your quote mall." - Fax McCumulus
 * 35) "Cleric is more Carrie White than pretty princess." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 36) "Creepypastacon 2015 marred by stabbings and multiple chins." - The Damn Batman
 * 37) "SG is thin? I thought he was Clarence..." - Mystreve
 * 38) "'Limbo, how low can you go?' Bitch, I'm out on the streets all night, asking homeless people for spare change. Can you go lower than that?" - Sykokillah
 * 39) "Now it is time for father-son bonding. Bond with me Simba." - Fax McCumulus
 * 40) "Sure, Callie. Say that when you're begging to move to Australia." - Me
 * 41) “Stupid cat with impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior. Now you killed it." - Fax McCumulus
 * 42) "Demented kitten. You killed it for too long. Now you'll be visited by the spirit of Charles during your sleep and he will give you free candies to take over the world overrun by ducks with machine guns." - Fax McCumulus
 * 43) "Some people say that Callie lives inside a Walmart. But in reality, the Walmart lives inside her." - Fatal Disease
 * 44) "I may live in the state of Walmart's founder, but that doesn't mean I go and make love to the damn place." - Senjumaru Shutara
 * 45) "It was Christmas Eve and all through the chat, nobody was stirring, except for Mike who was yelling 'DUMB CAT.'" - Me
 * 46) "Simba's avatar looks like one of those omega-nerds that are superior." - XXProValenciaXx
 * 47) "On Christmas Eve, only Santa was stirring. Also the clown that stares into my house often, holding that fucking brown bag of Jew gold to remind me of my tortured past as a Jew." - XXProValenciaXx
 * 48) "The only person who understands me is a smartass lion who I worship, a grape that has pedophilic tendencies to rape little children and a cute huggy grizzly bear, I love my friends." - XXProValenciaXx
 * 49) "Why are two men fapping in main." - Grizzly Bear
 * 50) "I don't care what's your skin color, gender, fandom, religion, political view, social class, sexuality, nationality, fetishes, disorders and etc, I'll still tell you to go fuck yourself." - Fax McCumulus
 * 51) "Watching that made me want to have children, train them and make them kill David Cameron and then sell his body to Somalia for food and dope." - Xx Human xX
 * 52) "If it helps you to afford one, Not Being a Hypocrite for Dummies is available at dollar stores everywhere." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 53) "Cab service. Get in, hold on and shut up." - Fax McCumulus
 * 54) "Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki! Here, we don't give two shits about the rules, and we tell each other that we're the slur of a mentally challenged person!" - Fatal Disease
 * 55) "Sissy, the reason it's like that is because you can't say you're a straight white male on Tumblr. You have to say you're a homosexual dragonkin mayonnaise." - Senjumaru Shutara
 * 56) "You can quote my ass, you damn lion." - Nihilus Nix Naught
 * 57) "IE can't work. Bill Gates, founder of Microslut, programmed it to induce computer smashing rage for years." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 58) "Callie doesn't make love to a store that kills Bangladesh factory workers. Therefore, she won't go to hell." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 59) "MLP is the greatest anime ever." - Skepolo
 * 60) "Guys this isn't a pizza hentai." - ICihter
 * 61) "A life is a theoretical thing and I ain't horny, so I'm not sure how that'll work out..." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 62) "What even is Frozen?" - Spoooky skeletons
 * 63) "I imagine everyone in Scotland as Chris and super hot redheads." - Xx Human xX
 * 64) "I just looked up at my TV to see a bunch of animated kids getting stoned. Thanks Cartoon Network." - SnkEydKrisice
 * 65) "Simba's seven sisters skip simply squandering Senjumaru Shutara's skillfully silent short shots." - ChaoZStrider
 * 66) "Dude, why do people drown in GTA III, is the water contaminated with SG's blood or what?" - Xx Human xX
 * 67) "I'm running out of quote ideas, I need more illegal Chinese workers." - Xx Human xX
 * 68) "I imagine Fern coming to Scotland, drooling whilst getting off the plane, then he see's a Chav, and everything changes." - Mrchrisrocks23
 * 69) "Oh please, everything that has been graced with the cold molesting hand of Creepypasta Wiki is awful." - CasaBlacka
 * 70) "You dumb cat, bring your ass back to chat or I'll sell you to MGM." - Xx Human xX
 * 71) "Well if somebody jammed a cactus up your ass, yeah, you probably would be fucking dying." - Silvekéir
 * 72) "Give Simba a belly rub and you'll end up flying to China without a half of your body." - Xx Human xX
 * 73) "Is belly rub another British masturbation slang?" - LZRHWK
 * 74) "Simba is still scanning the deepest, darkest part of his brain, looking for witty comments. The part where he stores all weird memories, like the ones we are making currently. He laughs at the jokes he, himself, and him are making. And he's still going 'Wtf am I doing with my life.'" - CrazyWords
 * 75) "Shit got real (again, this time Simba style)!" - CrazyWords
 * 76) "If I could describe Simba in one sentence, it would be 'Fuck talking, here's a screenshot about the random shit we talk about.'" - CrazyWords
 * 77) "Something something dumb feline. Did I funny yet?" - Seviren
 * 78) "Be right back. I have some slave labor to take care of." - Seviren
 * 79) "Bitch please, you're not the only one here with slaves, luckily I still have Raul and his whole family, I also have Haoyang but Haoyang isn't cool because he downloads weird porn." - Xx Human xX
 * 80) "BTW, welcome to the Creepypasta community, where we discuss lion blowjobs." - Seviren
 * 81) "He used every 'v' word in the dictionary except for 'vagina'." - Me
 * 82) "V for Vagina, the sequel." - CrazyWords
 * 83) "You fucking racist cat. I hope you get kidnapped tonight by the producers of Madagascar." - Xx Human xX
 * 84) "He left, little kitten. On the inter webs while being held up by Mufasa." - CrazyWords
 * 85) "A statement about The Starpolar Wiki; 'No matter how hard you try, Simba will always find a way to edit your article.'" - CrazyWords
 * 86) "Wow. A pathetic preschooler decided to stop by. Why so soon? Did someone forget to sing you a lullaby?" - CrazyWords
 * 87) "Question: Did you, maybe.... Idk, READ the software first?" - Senjumaru Shutara
 * 88) "Just stripping by to say goodnight and stuff." - Defrether
 * 89) "I don't like listening to music after I know the lyrics are covered in a lion's shit." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 90) "Wow, guys, when will you learn that you need to get your head out of a person's ass to put it in your own?" - ThatGirlMute
 * 91) "Grapes were actually Asian raspberries? Or the other way around?" - ThatGirlMute
 * 92) "Hey, on your MC page, can I put in the Smart-Ass sub-title thing?" - CrazyWords
 * 93) "Let's go on an ate. And I'll give you the D later." - GodzillaFan1
 * 94) "I'm sick of everyone raping each other with drama dildos." - GodzillaFan1
 * 95) "That's what snow is! Santa Cum!" - CrazyWords
 * 96) "I had an affair with Lady Gaga." - The Globalist
 * 97) "I'd laugh but I'm too busy fucking with settings on my tablet." - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 98) "My mom used to touch me late at night and that's how I became part of the prostitution ring." - LZRHWK
 * 99) "Cam. They got rid of the fucking theatre. They fucking got rid of it and replaced it with some goddamn pussy mall." - Fatal Disease
 * 100) "Yes. I would randomly PM an away person for the sole purpose of initiating lesbian coitus." - Senjumaru Shutara
 * 101) "I didn't know you were talking to the leader of the Mexican edge cartel." - Shining-Armor
 * 102) "I still wish I was there to see the goat orgy." - Grizzly Bear
 * 103) "I come in to a disgusting love fest." - Silvekéir
 * 104) "I'll kidnap Nickelback, send them to Africa and then you can maul the hell outta them!" - Rebel of Rebellion
 * 105) "Kinks don't work." - BeccaLovegood
 * 106) "You can't eat while fapping, at least not if you're a girl." - Grizzly Bear