User:XXOdawgWinsXx

SUPER SPOOKY GHOST WORLD
I used to be not depressed, but after what happened I cant go back to be not depressed. It happened in my spooky wooden cabin in a spooky wood. As I was sitting in said spooky cabin, playing a game from my childhood, Super Mario World, which I bought at a flee market from an old man chanting demonic words over a pentagon made in blood. Upon starting the game, it said "Devil Presents" instead of "Nintendo Presents" and in the title screen when Mario jumps on the turtle, instead of it jumping out of the shell it splattered hyper realistic blood everywhere. I puked at the sight of this horror. Then I noticed the title didn't say "Super Mario World" it said "Super Spooky Ghost World" and the letters had hyper realistic blood dripping from them, I puked again. I didn't want to play anymore but something inside of me said I had to. I pressed start and all the files said "Mario 666" I puked again. I also shit myself, I had to change my pants. I picked one of the files and all it had was Mario on a cross with hyper realistic blood everywhere with Yoshi standing beneath him as if he was enjoying it. Then suddenly he turned and his face was warped and had hyper realistic blood everywhere. It cut to black and said, have a spooky day. That was enough, I started crying, pooping, and puking, I also pissed myself. Later that day I threw the game away, and just looking at the cartridge made me puke again. When going back to my spooking cabin I saw a spooky Yoshi plush with blood on it. And then I heard it say "Boo." And then I pooped myself.