Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5910495-20130119122118/@comment-1290332-20130131002530

But then I remembered Inflatiums don't have teeth.

I spotted a rainbow pond, and quickly hatched anothjer plan. To avoid being spotted, I would paint my helium sacs so that I looked like toy balloon, using my siphoning cones as airbrushes. I used blue as the base coat and finished it with yellow stars. There! Now no one would ever suspect me. I retracted my tenacles and unfurled my thin black helim-sucking "straw" to complete the ilusion.

But I soon craved blood, as Inflatium are vampiric. I spotted a small deer nearby. I snuck up on it and grabbed it with my tentacles. I started siphoning out blood from behind its ear, but quickly realized it was a gummy deer with soda pop blood, which was a creature considered a delicay by the natives of this dimension. I released the startled creature and it ran away.

The soda pop tasted good, but if I didn't get some real blood soon, I was going to starve.