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General Information About Lieutenant Lesbian/Favorite Pastas
Hello! I am Lieutenant, but you can call me, Lt, Les, Lieu, Business, Cat, Kitty, Sarah, or anything really as long as it doesn't want to make me shove a baseball bat down your throat. I like to draw, and I like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a lot. Oh, and I like Pokemon a lot too. Anyways this profile isn't really anything special just an average profile. I go on chat a lot, I do some edits, and just contribute to the site in a bunch of ways. So yeah. Contact me on the chat if you need me. I'm also a moderator on MLP Wiki as well as here.

And finally, nobody loves you.

Anyways here's a list of some of my favorite pastas:
 * Lavender Town Syndrome My very first pasta.
 * Smile Dog A classic favorite.
 * Dating Game Absolutely loved it, very interesting and disturbing.
 * Normal Porn For Normal People Also interesting and disturbing.
 * Happy Appy Good lost episode pasta, pretty long. But it's still good.
 * The Slender Man I just really like the Slender Man.
 * Candle Cove A very good pasta, I would recommend it to anyone.
 * Happy Puppet Syndrome Intriguing. Won PotM. What else to say?
 * SlimeBeast Pasta It's SlimeBeast. 'Nuff said.
 * Few Ghostly Facts A recent addition to the wiki, but is a good pasta nonetheless.

Quoteboard
" I am just so happy I could kick your nipples off your chest " -Wolves in the Basement

"candlesniffing fuckfence go climb a wall of dicks" -ObliterationoftheSelf

"You're mother had two cunts, and you're one of them!" - EvraVon53

"Bitch, why don't you go drive your fucking shit box through a cunt tunnel?" - Unsane

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" - Coffee Shop Corporate Raider

"This cuntsucking motherfucking computer is gonna make me have an anurism one of these days." -Mr.Zalgopasta

" Well, I've got a stick up my ass, no wait that's Bush 's dick..." - ObliterationoftheSelf

" Damn straight you do, you chaingang of neckbeards and basement dwellers." - ObliterationoftheSelf

" I'd rather just get my ovaries removed and throw them into oncoming traffic in protest." - Shinigami.Eyes

" Yes, Mr. Fluffybottoms. This sounds like a wonderful day for an obscenely large prosthetic penis and maid costume." - Shinigami.Eyes

"About slapping a tornado's butt and running away." -MooseJuice on Storm Chasers

"I AM GOING TO INSULT YOU BASED ON YOUR AVATAR. GOD I AM SO EDGY." -ClericofMadness

"I will blast Aqua if you do not stop quoting that shitty song." -ClericofMadness

"SLENDY IS FAKE AND SO ARE YOU" -Furbearingbrick

" You just wanna see some hot, lesbian Eeveelution action." - Shinigami.Eyes

"*assslaps Ming* I mean hi." -ClericofMadness

My Trollpastas (nsfw)
The Killer Porno of Death

Sexual Offender Man

Vegeta's Silly Antics of Spam

Jeff The Admin (Warning: Some of the spacing is fucked up and contains some Zalgo text.)

Creepypasta Wiki Users Spinoffs

Gonzalo

Lucid Dreams