Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-25313274-20141026174922

I have a few. :D

If you release a ballon with your address on it, and you get pictures sent back with you in all of them, I suggest you move to a new city. (Penpal)

If all of a sudden, a channel broadcasts on a channel number you've never heard of, featuring a bear in his cellar, I suggest you do NOT watch that channel anymore. (1999)

If you have a blind neighbor, don't make fun of him. (Blindness)

If you are in a big city, no matter if it's Dallas or San Fransisco, don't whisper "Lightless City" with your eyes closed in a dark alleyway. (Lightless City)

If you meet a crazy lady who survived a fire, and she wants to give you a supposedly "haunted" floppy disk, decline her offer while you are still whole. (Smile Dog)

That's all I have for now.