User talk:EmpyrealInvective

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NukaColaMan (talk) 06:46, January 8, 2016 (UTC)

Andrew
So why was "Andrew" deleted? It seemed like a perfectly good story. Yeah, it probably wasn't the best out there, but I'm confused as to why it was deleted.

Supersatan25 (talk) 04:34, January 9, 2016 (UTC)

RE: Andrew
Well, after somehow accidentaly deleting your message and replacing it with mine on my own page, I wrote this:

Alright, well I get the capitalization errors and the misplaced quotations but as far as the sentences, it was supposed to be spoken from the point of view of Andrew at those points. He's young mentally so he doesn't speak all that well, that's why it had the short sentances. Well, I take that back. He's writing, not speaking, but it still is supposed to show at least his mental age.

Thank you though

Supersatan25 (talk) 05:01, January 9, 2016 (UTC)

RE: notice
I was only deleting a message I ment to send to you and not myself. Having my own message to someone else, on my page isn't needed.

Supersatan25 (talk) 05:11, January 9, 2016 (UTC)

I would like to know why you deleted my pasta. I can understand if it is cliched as i have only seen the cliche list once. But if this is not the reason, I'd like to know.

HRAF (talk) 19:37, January 9, 2016 (UTC)

Formatting issues
Can you give me a hand? Every time I go to edit Daddy's Little Princess it does this maddeningly irritating thing where it removes all the line breaks. I can see that it's going to do it because there's no spaces between paragraphs in source, then, when I hit preview, sure as shit, it's just one big block of words. I've had this happen before and just came back later and the was no issue, but I've been trying for hours now and it's pissing me off to no end! Ack! Any suggestions, bro? HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 01:23, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

COWabunga, dude. Thanks for trying to STEER me in the right direction, with Dupins help I was able to MOOve some words around. I hate to be ClOWning around so much, but did you hear about the weather in Mexico? Chili today, hot tomale. HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 01:51, January 11, 2016 (UTC)