Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-35387722-20181114180333/@comment-5542146-20181115154938

Squidmanescape wrote: Someone writes in a diary about how they keep eating people's dogs and cats because their dogs and cats are killing birds. However, the next time this person peruses the diary, the words "NOW I KNOW WHOM YOU ARE" are written there in capital letters. The person writes about how they feel like someone is watching them and comes close to revealing their name, then realizes that they probably shouldn't be writing these sorts of things in their diary, because whoever wrote that in the diary might come back. The person begins storing their diary in odd places, constantly paranoid that someone might come and find their diary. Eventually, fed up with the fright inherent in writing one's taboo feelings in a diary, the person decides to burn the diary, then realizes that because they've written this in their diary, they can't possibly have burned the diary. To their horror, they find themselves incapable of burning their diay. They try not to write in their diary, or so they write, but then they write the next day, saying it's too hard. We then learn that the diary had been cut in two diagonally, and the writer had went through a heart attack sometime around that point. There is nothing particularly remarkable about the diary except that the person who found it finds himself incapable of not writing about how he's embezzled thousands of dollars. Why not organ harvesting? =P