User blog comment:Banningk1979/Got a MrCreepyPasta reading!/@comment-25226524-20150222153440

Congrats Banning. The extra attention is well deserved. I haven't yet read this story, but I will add it to my list. When the movie deals start, all I ask is that you add in a contractual stipulation solidifying my role as the antagonist in the film and all future films you're attached to. Of course we may need to do some rewrites to make sure the villain gets the girl, but this will require minimal effort on your part since I'm sure you'll be busy being driven around to different press conferences and whatnot (I'll go ahead and take care of most of it. You think Blake Lively is busy?). Again, congrats!