User blog comment:Underscorre/Jeff the Killer Rewrite Contest!/@comment-25052433-20151015061018

Okay everyone, let's try this again. I put on my butcher's apron and chopped this bad boy down quite a bit. It is now right under 10k words, so there should be no concerns about length.

Submitted once more, my Jeff the Killer re-make:

Shortened Jeff the Killer re-make