Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-34541920-20180228234724

Do you want to summon a god?

More specifically, do you want to summon a trickster God?

Doing this can give you many benefits, like omnipotence, or able to make contact with other gods in general. For a price, of course. Did you think you could just talk to a god by just saying his name? Common mistake.

Your supplies:

A book

A knife, most likely a kitchen knife (anything that is sharp technically)

A friend

Aspirin (for after the ritual, just recommended)

Any kind of religious object

And lastly, a bottle of wine. Gods adore this.

The Ritual:

First, pour your wine in a cup. All of it. If it cannot fit in one pour, just spill it on a spot in your house. Once you spill it all in a spot in your house, have your friend sit on their knees in that spot. He will be the body for the god. After all, he isn't going to waste his power on a lowly human life. I wouldn't tell your friend about this.

Get the knife or a sharp object, and cut their knees. This damage will be healed, soon, after the ritual. You should hurry and do this, but once they are both cut, it will be like they are frozen in time. Actually, time is frozen.

Get your book out. Look inside the very first page. It will have the saying "Dun Trickster Gud, Loki, ar kung." Once you read this, take your religious object and keep it next to you. This is your gate between the trickster God, Loki, and the human world. You lose this during the ritual, it's over. He will take over the world.

He will come. Just be patient. Once he does, your friend will have a different voice. It will be lower or higher depending on the person.

And you are done. You can talk about anything, for any amount of time. Hell, you could know secrets of the universe. Just, don't talk about any other gods. Or else. Once you are done, just say the same words as before, and he will leave. Time will be normal, and your friend will have no memory of this. He will have a major migraine, that's why you should bring aspirin. Once you do it one time, you can do it for an indefinite amount of time.

Just be careful what you wish for. 