Talk:A Glass of Water/@comment-25041416-20140629220512

So many words wasted just to say "Dude woke up thirsty. Grabbed his phone, took a piss, got some water." It's okay to have a deliberately pompous and overblown narrative style, but if you're going to do that you need to be good at it, it needs to give some flavor and texture to the story.

Also I don't care, even a little, what kind of phone the dude has.