Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-25024572-20170719191711

I've decided I want to try making fun of every popular genre in Creepypasta. So far, I've done JtK/JtK knockoffs ("Anna the Killer: A Totally Original OC", which was deleted off the Trollpasta Wiki) and haunted games ("Netvos" and "Game Pastas Are Stupid"). Now I've taken a stab at the lost episode genre, with "Lost Episode: The Musical". Enjoy!

I was an intern at Nick,

Or just some random prick,

And boy, did I see some really fucked up shit.

Everything was super red,

And everyone was super dead,

And my childhood just got fucked in the clit!

With SpongeBob, and Squidward, Bart and MLP,

It’s everywhere with everything,

Can’t you seeeeeeeee?

The message is cryptic,

The eyes are hyper-realistic,

And all that blood and gore,

It made me really sick!

There are theories, and static,

And tenses that are quite erratic!

“This is all so cliché!”

You might saaaaaaaaay.

But that’s just this genre,

You can hate it if you wanna,

But admit, it spooked you,

(Though you might have been, like, 2)

So, what do you guys think? Was it good? Bad? Funny? Stupid? Leave your thoughts and criticisms in the comments below.  