User blog comment:EmpyrealInvective/Emp's Halloween Horr-tacular/@comment-26112985-20150925235406/@comment-26112985-20150926004000

I thankfully dodged seeing that particular movie. One night I was on a Halloween marathon, determined to see them all in under twenty four hours. I had gotten all the way up to part 5 when the idea came upon me to watch the trailers for the remaining films I had left in my binge watch inbetween bathroom breaks. I lost all my willpower when the trailer for "Resurrection" bethrothed its cursed foulness on my laptop sceen.

Well said Mr. Garrison, well said indeed.