Talk:Safety First/@comment-31077845-20170227030049

Erm...everyone else is like "Yo this is so good!", and I'm just confused, but that often seems to be the case.

So uh, so as this young fellow is crossing the crosswalk the road splits open and there's a church thing and a terrifying creature emerges, but maybe I'm the only one whe remembers this was all supposed to be the result of the failure to look both ways before crossing the road. Looking both ways may help you not get hit by cars (which would generally know to yield at a crosswalk anyways, but hey, some people drive like dicks) but I don't think any acts of saftety on one's part will help prevent the ground splitting open in a cataclysmic display of horror and a massive crab beast covered with human hearts from shooting faces at you. That's definitely never a danger I was taught to look out for at crosswalks, or actually an eventuality I was taught to deal with at all.

I mean, I guess maybe this could be a metaphor for...he got hit by a car and these are the hallucinations of his dying brain? That's a tremendous stretch though. It just kinda doesn't make a lot of sense.