Talk:The Slender Man/@comment-25285580-20140814112440/@comment-25285580-20140814114358

What you do when you see Slenderman: "Sir, why you no face?" What you do when you see Jeff the Killer: Spray a chemical in his eye since he can't blink and book it. What you do when you see Eyeless Jack: Give him a kidney and pray that you live to get a donor for another one. What you do when you see Masky and Hoodie: Throw the cheesecake at them and give them a gift card to Cheesecake Factory What you do when you see Laughing Jack: "EMO RONALD MCDONALD!!!!"- No, have him play Surgeon Simulator.. hehehe.. What you do when you see Jane the Killer: "LOOK, IT"S JEFF! DESTROY, JANE, DESTROY!!!" What you do when you see BEN Drowned: Throw water it his face/ turn off all computers and tvs/ put on Hatsune Miku What you do when you see Smile. Dog: "AWWWW, YOU ARE THE MOST KAWAII THING EVER!!! I'M GONNA DRESS YOU IN SWEATERS AND CLOTHES AND blah blah blah" What you do when you see Sally: "Tea party time!!!Sweet Dreams!~ 11:43, August 14, 2014 (UTC)"