User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Want to see something funny? Check out this picture of my son giving Santa the finger/@comment-25947144-20151124211119/@comment-26030957-20151125012834

Hey good buddy.

While turning into a monster on the full moon is a wonderful thing that unites the soul with the powerful forces of nature, I can turn my bestial side on at any time. All I need is a few glasses of wine and the fur and fangs quickly reveal themselves. Pinot noir works best; I suppose because its consistency is most like that of human blood.