Talk:Squidward's Suicide/@comment-19977532-20140806005147

This pasta is bad by today's standards.

People call it cliche. By today's standards, yes. Incredibly. Laughably. But It pioneered these cliches. It is not cliche. It simply created cliches.

Also, Squidward's suicide is real. Look up the episode "Are you happy now?" It has a running gag about squidward looking like he's about to kill himself repeatedly. If that isn't scary enough, watch "The splinter." For those unfamiliar, it's an episode where spongebob gets a splinter and it becomes disgustingly infected, swelling up to horrid sizes, turning unnatural colors, and oh my god it's leaking pus wait is that a pulsating red vain sticking out just a moment I need to go vomit bye.