User:SoPretentious

Hello. Since you're here you might as well catch up on some reading.

Please note that I won't be reading anything that involves haunted cartridges or haunted-items-bought-over-the-internet.

If you are wondering anything about one of my reviews (or the letter rating system below) please read this:


 * 1) Scare Factor: the overall strength of the scariest moments of the story. The avoidance of cliché material throughout.
 * 2) Transition: sentence and paragraph structure. Avoidance of fragmented sentences and run-ons. An accurate (chronological) timeline. Generally, each story needs a direction leading up to the conclusion.
 * 3) Composition: the overall quality of the writer to express the main ideas throughout the story.
 * 4) Description: this is how well the most intense moments in the story are expressed to the reader. This is always done through a careful approach to descriptive terms. I will list a few names for terms used to describe ideas: adjectives, pronouns, adverbs, prepositions, gerunds, etc.
 * 5) Conclusion: any decent story will have an idea expressed anchored toward finalizing the whole story. A predictable ending is a forgettable ending.

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Some of my favorite pastas:
Finally Awake (A-)

Ad Nauseam, Ad Mortem, Ad Infinitum (A-)

Numb (B+)

Nana Razor (B+)

Scenes from a Metropolitan Garbage Truck (B+)

My personal story pastas:
Crescent Forest

Para-Phenomenal

These pictures are great
http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt242/moshivik/demon.jpg

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af25/PIXFLIXMIX/Halloween-Monster%20Mash/PZO9023-BlackJinn.jpg

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k276/EthenJames/deszcz.jpg