User blog comment:Underscorre/Jeff the Killer Rewrite Contest!/@comment-26531997-20151017063107/@comment-25428589-20151017084735

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to disqualify this entry, as per the rules.


 * Don't make too many grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc mistakes. Since the 'pastas will be posted off-site, ironing out mistakes will be considerably more difficult for us. Please ensure that your 'pasta does not contain too many errors of this kind, otherwise it may be disqualified.

Feel free to improve it and try again.