User blog:Jabronis/THEN WHO WAS SKELETON

I wanted to make a sample Horrible Troll Pasta. Here it goes.

HELLO MY NAME IS DAVID. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS CREEPY PASTA AND PARANORMAL BULLSHIT. YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS, STILL. I USED TO BE AN INTERN AT CARTOON NETWORK STUDIOS. I WOULD REVIEW NE VIDEO GAMES BEING RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC WITH OUR STAMP ON IT. WHY ONLY VIDEO GAMES? BECAUSE SHUT UP. ANYWAYS, I FOUND ONE THAT WAS UNPUBLISHED, WITH ONLY OUR STICKER ON IT AND THE TITLE "XXXXX.EXE". I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE SHIT THIS LOOKS COOL." SO I STOLE IT AND GOT FIRED THE NEXT DAY. HERE'S WHY THOUGH.

I PUT THE DISC IN MY PS3. YEAH I HAVE A PS3. FUCK YOU. ANYWAYS A BUNCH OF WEIRD SHIT STARTED APPEARING ON MY SCREEN. THERE WERE ELEGY OF EMPTINESS STATUES EVERYWHERE AND PEANUT BUTTER WAS ON THE CORNERS OF THE TV SCREEN. DID I MENTION THAT IT WAS ALL DONE IN A HYPER-REALISTIC FASHION? I TOUCHED THE SCREEN AND GOT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FINGER. I WAS LIKE "AW SHIT I JUST WASHED THIS SKIN."

I STRIPPED NAKED AND I EMERGED A DEMON. THE TEXT "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT." APPEARS ON MY MIRROR AS I'M CHECKING MY FINE SELF OUT. MY PHONE RANG SO I RAN OUT TO GET IT. I TRIPPED ON MY COPY OF SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI. YEAH I HAVE A DIGITAL COPY. I USED TO BE AN INTERN AT DISNEY STUDIOS IN CALIFORNIA. SHUT UP. ANYWAYS MY PHONE EXPLODED AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND SAW ONLY A ELEGY OF EMPTINESS STATUE. BUT IF THAT WAS BEN...

THEN WHO WAS SKELETON?