Talk:Hyper Cola/@comment-4849011-20140416032855

I thought this was pretty good. It used vivid and graphic imagery to paint a picture without having to rely on gore (the only gory part being the description of that poor guy's fingertips). There were also parts that had a more subtle yet still effective kind of horror. Underlining the horror is the fact that over the years some companies (of many different types) really have put out products that turned out to be dangerous.

By the way, does anyone remember the untrue rumor that drinking Mountain Dew lowered sperm count? (Please don't say, "Oh, no, that one's true!" unless you make it clear that you're joking because I don't feel like dealing with people who insist on vouching for already-old urban legends that have been debunked numerous times and by multiple sources.) A friend of mine was relieved to find out it wasn't true, but sadly it's possible that there were some guys who weren't glad to find out it wasn't true. I don't know if this part is true, but supposedly there were guys who falsely thought that drinking Mountain Dew would allow them to have unprotected sex with girls without the worry of them getting pregnant. ~shrugs in confusion while the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme plays~

Also, do they still make Jolt Cola?