Talk:The Canaries/@comment-24040907-20140919060631/@comment-4893169-20140920004117

It sounds like you have house centipedes, a lot people seemed to be afraid of them even though they're good at getting rid of spiders and maybe roaches. I'm afraid of the long kind of centipedes as well as maggots (an't stand the sight of those little creepies).

I think whoever created the Smurf Doll and the Happy Trolls probably didn't bother interviewing little kids. A lot of Jesus Freaks seemed to be scared of those things too, but they tend see a lot of "Anti-Christ" influence in anything cute and cuddly, so they're just batshit crazy.

Unfortunately, very realistic dialogue isn't one of my stronger point. I tend to blame this on my shyness and rather sheltered childhood.