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Pokemon darksilver
For my 11th birthday I asked my mother for pokemon soulsilver. In fact I am 11 years old. This happend not to long ago. Anywey, one day my mom and I went to walmart. Because gamestop didn't have Soulsilver. So opon going to the game section I saw soulsilver with the pokewalker, well the complete box. It cost 35 dollars. So when my mom got to the game section she found me. So she bought me the game. And i was so excited that in the store i unraped the box and started playing because my dsi was with me at the time.

Once i loaded the game i noticed something strange. Lugia was bleading from its eyes and mouth, and it's stomatch was cut wide open and guts were flying out of it as if someone has cut it open and was eating on it. I thought it was my imagination. But it got worse when it got to the title screen. Lugia's had no eyes but there was blood all over his face. His jaw was wide open like someone was breaking it. He was slit in half, and he had no feet. Instead he had pixalated blood on where his feet should be.

Then it got fucking crazier when i pressed start. Instead of Lugia's cry there was a large voise that said "GO AWAY!" So I continued to play. Days past and nothing happened. Finnaly i was against the elite four. I was against will the first elite four. Nothing odd was happining. Until I got to uglyass Jynx. But her sprite was horrific. Her arms were down and here head was chopped of litteraly in the sprite it showed her head seperated from her body as if someone has just decapitated her.

Then the lavender town song (the original japanese one) started to play. After I defeated Jynx the match was over even though will had 3 more pokemon. Will said " Why did you kill my Jynx?" I thought how could i have killed jynx? After the match I cheked my trainer card and the sprite of the trainer hade a axe and it had blood on it indicating that he killed the Jynx. But then the sprite did a little animation of him killing him self and blood was squirting everywere. So i shut off my dsi and took out the carterage and buut in the box. Later I went to sleep.

I dreamed that I was Will from the elite four. And I was battling myself. The person I was battling was me Jonathan Aguilera. When i took out my jynx ( reamember I'm will) Jonathan Aguilera or in my game Jonny took out an axe and sliced the Jynx's head. Then I woke up with an axe in my hand and it had blood on it.