User talk:YOLOSWAGHASHTAGPASTA

So I live in Idaho U.S.A and the other day at about 9:45 p.m. I heard some rustling in my bushes while I was building a dog house for my dog. I thought it was my dog so I called his name: James. He didn't come so I called again. The rustling kept happening and my dog didn't come. Then I realized he was inside. I went to investigate. I slowly walked up and looked through the bushes. There I saw the impossible. A grey creature squatting looking right at me. Those glowing eyes... The creature stared at me ominously and didn't look away. I quickly retreated to my house. I looked out the window at the bushes. The creature appeared to be gone. I grabbed my hunting rifle and went to bed. Ever since I have never seen it again.

I believe it was... THE RAKE