User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-4849011-20161224012851

''Disclaimer: Just so you know this isn't a spam post/troll post (and that I haven't completely lost my mind), I promised Diex that I'd leave a baffling comment for people. It's all in good fun.''

As thanks for the support and well-wishes from your split personality, pick one or more of the following lines. That is all. Thank you.
 * Ni-yi-yiiiiccee pants!
 * Hey, Moses, you had some kinda red smudge on your door, but don't worry, I cleaned it up for ya!
 * Don't call me a waitress! [Note: This is not intended to be derogatory toward actual waitresses]
 * Then he said, "If you hadn't returned the extra coin, we'd be impaling two thieves today instead of one."
 * Fiveeee roast beef sandwiches!

''I hope that was just as baffling and quote-worthy as you were hoping, Diex. Have a good one! Merry Christmas, chag sameach, and happy holidays to everybody!''