Talk:Ed, Edd n Eddy Lost Episode/@comment-5614678-20170530062404

I hated this story so fucking much.

I don't hold "Lost Episode" pastas to a very high standard. There's no reason to, you can't post any of them on here anymore anyway. I like reading some of the historically archived lost episodes and reading them, just to get kind of a nostalgic feeling thinking about a simpler time, when there was no quality control and what basically amounted to fan fiction was posted on here regularly or just picked up from /x/.

But this is like, uniquely bad. This stands out from other lost episode pastas. A story needs something in it. Some people say you need a twist, a punchline, a message - but really all you need is a logical series of events that come together to form a narrative.

But this isn't even a story. This is a series of completely unrelated events played one after another until it comes to an abrupt end. Say what you will about Squirdward's Suicide, but it had a coherent narrative where each event led into the next until it reached a conclusion. This is almost a dadaist anti-story. But it's really just a doo-dooist nonsense story.

The rules I use for scoring stories says that if it's legible, I have to give it at least a 1. So this story gets a 1/10. Luckily the grammar/spelling was good, or I'd have to give it a 2. Heaven forbid.

1/10 should have kept this lost episode lost.