User blog comment:Raidra/Ernie Krueger/@comment-25569708-20160722185858

OK so I realize you're all just joking in this blog post, but I'm actually not OK with it. How are my OCs Screamface, Cannibal Hector, Needlehead, Schmucky, Skinface, Normal Bates, and Poundfoolish the Jigging Jester going to be safe now? Raidra's spoiled the whole OC pot!

BUT.

That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.

NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

I've already begun work on my newest opus: a horror screenplay about a family of three hicks--father, mother, and daughter--who all kidnap and terrorize a door-to-door salesman, and the entire family is played by Tim Curry!