User talk:Mr.Zalgopasta

Before You Post:
Please for the love of Cthulhu create a new header when you start a new conversation. You don't need to do so when you respond just... "when you start a new conversation". Also, please leave your signature. This'll all help in making my talk page less confuzzling. Thank you for your time :)))))))

ALSO: Note that I ALWAYS, without exception, respond to a message on my own talk page. So if you're waiting for me to get back to you... check here.

ADDENDUM: Please, if you are going to spam a whole lotta butthurt... don't do it here. Do it in an email to me (lookmeintheeye@yahoo.com) so as to make my page less ugly.

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GOTCHA AGAIN!


I'm sure you get lonely occasionally, so if you want some company too... err... LOOK at you, you know exactly where to look. She'll be right here every time you look at your talk page~ (Gotcha again! and every other time you see your talk page)


 * Trollface

-- Evra the Kid  (talk) 02:34, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

Art
Nice art!

Thanks. Be sure to leave a new heading and leave your sig. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 18:51, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Help
thanks for helping me Shadowmentor (talk) 03:19, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Anytime. Btw... please leave a new heading. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 03:23, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Question
I never, ever leave any messages on anyone's pages but I had a question (as you can tell by the header). I really don't care about the trophies or whatever we get on this site. I just love to edit pages or grammatical errors. Would I be able to do that without getting penalysed for making several edits to different articles? Or at it says, "pointless edits."

Whizcuz (talk) 04:29, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Lol no. We welcome any user who's willing to edit the shit outta the articles in order to make them better. Just don't post multiple edits simultameously. If you are going to do multiple edits on a page you can do it all at once and publish it as one edit. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 19:43, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Regarding my story.
You remember the story: "SpongeBob Loses Hope" right?

well, i fixed EVERY error, so i would like for you to take a look at it, and please remove the "needs editing" catagory.

thanks, Zalgo&#39;s account (talk) 01:37, August 19, 2012 (UTC)Zalgo's AccountZalgo&#39;s account (talk) 01:37, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

I'll take a look at it. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 01:39, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

please
please unbann me.

NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Four reasons as to why I won't unban you:

1) It was a deserved ban.

2) You're annoying me.

3) You took up way too much space on my talk page.

4) You didn't leave your sig.

Be happy I didn't ban you for a longer time.

Also if you wanna vent do it via email. I could use the laugh.

Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 02:15, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

About the story...
what exactly was wrong with it?

And why does it still need editing?

Zalgo&#39;s account (talk) 11:46, August 19, 2012 (UTC)Zalfo's accountZalgo&#39;s account (talk) 11:46, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

For starters half of the names still aren't capitalized. I saw sentences that weren't capitalized still. And there were a couple of "i"s that should have been capitalized. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 14:47, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

Bannishment...
Dear Mr.Zalgopasta

I am sincerley sorry for the long post that had come befrore this one, I also thank you for the reply.

Benjaminthewill123123 (talk) 04:37, August 20, 2012 (UTC)Benjaminthewill123123

Dude. Chill on my talk page. You're not getting yourself anywhere by spamming the shit out of it.

Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 20:54, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

Seriously man. I'm losing patience. Say something. Next time you edit my talk page without saying anything new, you're in for shit. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 21:50, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sorry I was just correcting a gramatiacal erorr I had made in the previous statement.

Benjaminthewill123123 (talk) 21:53, August 20, 2012 (UTC)Benjaminthewill123123

Her Story
Attempted to post my story Her Smile to article listing under 'H'... apparently being blocked in my efforts to do so, and my attempts to do a little housekeeping (people can't seem to alphabetise :facepalm:) but kindly request that any banishment consequences be stayed for the extenuating circumstances, still attempting to correct this, but just an FYI...

Much thanks, in advance... LorenLuke (talk) 18:58, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

EDIT: it seems that there's been an issue with malware being in links, and while I'd otherwise be happy to delete all the stuff with a particular executeble file extension in the hyperlinks under the 'H' listings, except that's other people's work... So, if there's a way to somehow add it to the article listing, I would... unfortunately the spam filter again continues to prevent me from doing so.

EDIT2: Any headway on the cause of the thingy? --LorenLuke (talk) 04:20, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

You're gonna have to talk to MooseJuice about that. I was going to help but got caught up in other work so I'm not rightly sure. Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 14:42, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

?
"Senpai noticed you." What? Cheese Lord (talk) 23:19, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Check it out on Know Your Meme 'cause I don't know how to rightly define it :P Take me out of darkness, walk me out of blindness, lift me out of sadness, save me from my damned-ness (talk) 02:19, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

Sig test
&lt;span style&#61;&#34;color:0000FF;&#34;&gt;Sweet dreams...&lt;/span&gt; (talk) 19:59, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

test #2 &lt;span style&#61;&#34;color:#0000FF;&#34;&gt;Sweet dreams...&lt;/span&gt; (talk) 20:00, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

test #3 &lt;span style&#61;&#34;color:blue;&#34;&gt;Sweet dreams...&lt;/span&gt; (talk) 20:03, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

I figured it out...
use this: "   Sweet dreams... "

but this time check the little "use wikitext" box ok then it will show up

I'll walk you into the night. 20:31, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

sorry bout that WITHOUT quotes ok.

I'll walk you into the night. 20:33, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

just use the code i gave you, if you need it again ill pm it to you. the talk page doesnt want to show raw code.

and sorry if this is spam.

I'll walk you into the night. 20:34, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

How long am I banned? ;__;CrwnThyFrnicatr (talk) 19:52, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

1 day, Crwn. Don't post screamers please. Just because the cat pays the rent, doesn&#39;t mean I don&#39;t have rights! (talk) 20:02, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Reason being?
Okay I know I was banned from chat.. But what reason there? No harassment of any kind was in PM.

Your mods are doing a shitty job and are ruining YOUR chat. How are you letting this happen? Please tell me cause you don't know what is next. They become admins. Ruin your shit again, Now your fucked. You better make a decision on why they banned me for nothing at all. NOTHING.

Kenpachi312 (talk) 21:31, October 25, 2012 (UTC)Ken.

You were being an insufferable douchebag when you've been warned countless time to act otherwise.

Our mods are not doing a shitty job and ruining our chat. Seeing as I make it a point to take as many new mods/admins under my wing, I very much approve of the job they're doing. I do know what's next. Yes, some may become admins, and then the wiki is better off because all are quite competent at what they do.

They didn't ban you Ken. ''I DID. ''Tem just left the message.

See you in a week,

Sweet dreams... 00:20, October 26, 2012 (UTC)

Go ahead and edit Black shuck if you want.

Simpl456 (talk) 20:48, October 26, 2012 (UTC) Simpl456

I have only posted one pasta so far: "The Walk." I haven't really gotten any feedback on it, so I don't know if it's good, or if I should try to write another one. Seeing as how you're an admin, I was wondering if you could take the time to please read my pasta and give me some feedback on it. Thank you for your time. Denalicain (talk) 03:11, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

Can I ask you a question of why I was banned? I don't know who banned me, and I don't know why or how long. If you can please tell me, it would be greatly appreciated. 23:48, November 5, 2012 (UTC)ChocolateVriska23:48, November 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hey,

Why you remove my Story (The Glitch Dragon from Zelda: Skyward Sword)?

I just want to know why it's remove before I rewrite it.

If you want me to write the story more longer. Then I'll try to add more parts of the story as hard as I can.

I hope you respond to me with a error of my story.

Good luck!

- ABOhiccups

Your Avatar
Can you give me the source/a link to the image of your avatar please? (The Tree) Thanks The Aeronaut (talk) 18:41, November 14, 2012 (UTC)

My Theory pasta
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Yet_another_King_of_the_Hill_theory?action=edit&redlink=1

...So i think it didn't have too many grammar mistakes, it wasn't a wall of text, it wasn't a troll pasta, it wasn't even a goddamn Pokemon pasta. Why in the miracle of the internetz was the story deleted? Tomohiro100500 (talk) 21:38, December 7, 2012 (UTC)

Probably because the story was bad. This is a literary site and the content of the story is just as important as the grammar ,etc. We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky 23:02, December 7, 2012 (UTC)

Ever seeen this?
Ever seen this? It's really cool. http://www.radiohead.com/Archive/Site2/

WalkingDitto (talk) 21:01, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

Sick. What is this even? Also, do remember to leave a new heading  Oooohhh that real hooodd. He gonna get slapped though.You heard what Nietzsche said, "You stare into the abyss long enough, and it's gonna stare right back at ya". 00:25, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

Whole la whole lotta butthurt...
WHY

DID

YOU

DELETE

MY

POST

Deeton (talk) 20:33, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
 * umad LOLSKELETONS (talk) 20:37, January 3, 2013 (UTC

Seems like I was a little late to the party O.o Anyone have any idea what this dude's talkin' about? From the Devil&#39;s House ; take me. Out of darkness; walk me. Out of blindness; lift me. Out of sadness; save me. From my damned-ness. It is time, Lord. (talk) 17:11, January 6, 2013 (UTC)

I'm guessing he's butthurt that you deleted a page that he created, possibly for being considered spam (I'm guessing that because he's currently blocked for creating spam pages. Wouldn't be surprised if he had done it before). LOLSKELETONS (talk) 18:09, January 6, 2013 (UTC)

Wolf Moon
Mr Zalgopasta someone fixed my story can you take down the notice now the person who fixed it was LOLSKELETONSCreepypastaBoy (talk) 03:44, January 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * It's LOL SKELETONS. No "Z". Also, please sign your posts with four tildes ( ~ ). LOLSKELETONS (talk) 03:37, January 11, 2013 (UTC)

*A-hem*
Super Mario Noshine

I only marked this for deletion today. Please either wait at least three days before deleting it or use another reason for deletion.

Why do they call it the funny bone? Because obviously people are laughing at your pain. 21:10, February 10, 2013 (UTC)