User blog comment:Diexilius/Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!/@comment-4849011-20161224012851/@comment-4849011-20161225004203

I might as well tell the third one. These messengers from Turkey (I think) came to visit Vlad, and Vlad asked why they didn't remove their turbans, saying it was disrespectful. They said they didn't even remove their turbans in the presence of their sultan. Vlad said oh, well since they were so keen on wearing their turbans, he'd make sure they couldn't remove them. He then called for a hammer and some nails. :-O

This chain took a dark turn, so just to lighten things up a little, ni-yi-yiiiiccee pants!