User blog comment:RuckusQuantum/Rant Fiesta: Rant About Everything!/@comment-25052433-20151030040416

Well, since we're opening up here, below is a list of words and phrases and other new crap that I hate, for no particular reason:

Netflix and Chill: This is the dumbest fucking expression I have ever heard. I hate it, I hate everything about. When I was a teenager we called that shit a booty call. You didn't have to advertise some damned live streaming bullshit in order to get laid, you just did it. Yeah, Netflix and Chill, more like Ex-Lax and Spill....spill my bowels all over whoever came up with that shit.

Bae: Okay, so, guess what millenial assholes, a certain awesome dude by the name of Zack Morris shortened the term of endearment, baby, into babe, a long fucking time ago. Was it really necessary for you to find a way to shorten babe??? Was taking out the 'b' really that necessary. Bae is not a term of enderment, it is the type of moronic stutter I would expect to hear from someone that just got caught jacking off in a public restroom.

Watch Me Whip: Both the song and the dance are terrible, but the song is by far worse, because I can always choose to just not watch someone dance, but when I have to hear that shit everytime I turn on the radio, we've gone too far. The song sucks enough by itself, but then they have some asshat in the background repeating everything that the asshat in the front is saying. It's like, stereo asshats.

Taylor Swift: Let me just say this, I am sick and tired of hearing about Taylor Swift. Her music, while not the worst, is certainly not this creative brilliance that so many people like to make it out to be. It's fucking pop-rock for the love of God, and we all know that pop-rock hit it's stride in 1994 when a little group called Ace of Base made us all want to see the sign. Taylor Swift is somehow a less edgier version of Avril Lavigne, but she gets crammed down our throats on the radio and televison. I wouldn't mind her so much if she didn't insist on making that damned "O-Face" in half of her pictures. What the fuck is up with that facial expression????

Chipoltle: These are another batch of asshats that I am fed-up with hearing everyone rave about. While there is nothing wrong with their food, and we can certainly appreciate that they are taking greater strides to improve fast food, it's their fucking fans that ruin them. Chipoltle lovers are almost as annoying as the "bacon movement" morons that clutter up your Facebook with their constant worship of all things bacon related. We get it, Chipoltle is healthier than McDonalds, but don't go and seat yourself on a fucking high horse just because I choose to eat a hamburger over a burrito. It's just a fancy Taco Bell at the end of the day, so get over it!

Well, that's all I've got for now. Stay tuned, who knows what might piss me off tomorrow.