User blog comment:Dorkpool/Age of Ultron: The Comic/@comment-24381191-20141030223000/@comment-25024572-20141031105402

While I appreciate the advice (and am a bit insulted by your inequality), I'm THE GOD DAMN DORKPOOL, not Batman. Can you imagine all the legal headaches from going by Batman? Warner Bros. would sue my ass faster than you can say, "Frank Miller."