Board Thread:General Wiki Discussion/@comment-27023843-20160713121846/@comment-29964769-20160914010515

I wish I could give negative Kudos to the basically nonsensical explanation for why Jeff would win above. I think the only reason one would ever think a human would win against a supernatural, omnipresent, teleporting supernatural being is if they learned about and liked Jeff the Killer first. How are you going to stab slenderman when he can teleport away, or even possibly teleport you? Or when everything looks like static and you can't even aim a knife? You have given no reasonable basis for how one would attack slenderman at all. Essentially, Jeff the Killer trying to kill slenderman is like literally any other human trying to kill slenderman..... So how's that gonna work? Lol