User:Lady Smile & mr scream

Good day my little rose buds. I am Lady smile, this is my assistant Mr scream, he cant talk but there is a specific reason for that...to bad I can't tell you right now, for reasons I also can't tell you. But anyway my purpose here? I don't know really to be honest I'm just here because I have stories to tell, some people the stories are about may not like what my stories say about them. But never the less I'm going to tell them anyway.

Now if you don't mind I need to tend to my flower garden, ta-ta.