User blog comment:Dorkpool/A Title Implying That The First Spider-Man Movie Wasn't Perfect/@comment-24381191-20141106182503

The only problem I have with the Goblin costume is it looks plastic-y, when it's supposed to be like an armor. While it was way different from the comics, the comic costume, in a movie, would have looked silly. They actually made one like that, and it looked ridiculous. As for the actor's performance, it was silly, but it was enjoyably silly, unlike TASM's Harry (See, I admit flaws in the series I prefer.)

Also, spiders shoot webbing from their butt. Picture Spiderman doing that. While that would be awesome to watch (hell, I'd even watch a two hour film of Spidey swinging from his butt), it wouldn't really work out.

And, pretty much everyone finds MJ annoying and she's a total damsel in distress (in the movies, not the comics.) Even you gotta admit, Gwen was a better love interest, she wasn't all "Go Peter!" or "I don't wanna be with you." She was more of a well rounded character, and was actually pretty useful for Pete.

Looking back, there was a lot (and I mean a lot) of cringe worthy, cheesy dialogue in the first film. Here's one:

Spidey: You already know who I am

MJ: Really?

Spidey: Yeah, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman *jumps off building* Whooohoooo!!

Wow, this comment is getting long. I guess we're the only people here who care about comics and/or superheroes. (even though I have barely actually read any comics.)