User:NAceX

Simple to Perform. Hard to Complete

Many and many rituals keep saying that the means for their preparation must involve blood, murder, really  special tools or something. Damn why would anyone want this to be complicated in the start and then get more difficult during it. Well, this ritual does not contain many special ingredients or anything like that don't worry. It ain't for the faint-hearted though.So if you have a heart condition or you are a lousy douchebag, get out and continue your patheric as you call life.

The rest of you who aren't some random Dick or Jane, listen to this then. The ritual you will perform, will drain all your life essence. Yet if you succeed, you will realize everything wasn't in vain. Anyway, here are the things you need to do  in order to pass His test ( No we won't be summoning God or Devil sorry satanists).

For this, you should have either malicious feelings about someone you hate, or really sweet feelings for the one you love (you will realize in the end why i am stressing on that. Also, it should be wise to pick someone who is affluent or successful).The person doesn't matter, yet your feelings must be true evil or pure love. Else HE will judge you and doom you to a fate only the souls in Hell find enjoyable.

What you need to gather for this is: Go to a place which is dark enough and wear something that will prevent people from recognising you, else you will suffer a psychotic death no matter whether you perform all the correct steps or not. This person just hates socialism and these "good human feelings" from people close to you. Once you choose your place, go there and set the 3 candles, in a position which the first will tip the south and the others north and west. Light them up, MAKE SURE ALL THE GODDAMNLIGHTS ARE OFF, and write your full name on the paper, as well as the person's name. Then write in capitals what you desire to happen with them. Once this ends, chant " For everything they have done to me and i have done to them, i ask for you help OH GREAT LORD ACE. Help me fulfill my desire and i will be your protege" if you want to involve an enemy to this, or " Great lord Ace, i know you have powers more than what i have been told. Reveal your second face and help me conquer my love.I will repay you back". After that, cut the paper either to a shape of circle (for the enemy) or to a heart (for your love). Then place it in the center of the triangle, along with the object from your person. After that, sit down and wait.
 * A paper with a pen
 * A pair of scissors
 * 3 red candles
 * An item from the person you will do the ritual (ANYTHING EXCEPT HAIR)

I may have forgotten to tell you that this ritual requires patience and silence. He is testing you in order to see how much you are devoted to your task. After one hour, which will seem like an eon passed, you will feel a jolt electrocuting you. DO NOT REACT TO THIS IF YOU WANT YOUR SANITY INTACT AFTER THIS RITUAL.If you manage to keep the apathy in your face after this, you will notice that you are not in your place anymore, but in an unknown one, filled with darkness. As soon as you realise that, you will start hearing voices in your head saying that you must run and leave this place. If you decide to listen to them, they will transform into your innermost fears.And they will devour you after your sanity has been tangled.Yet you won't die. And you will feel every one of your sins and fears criticising you and killing you for eternity.

If you decided to ignore the advice from your mind, a red light will flash. Once it fades, you will realise you are in a graveyard. Now you can get up and explore your surroundings. While walking, you will hear footsteps following you. Ignore that and keep walking.If you decide to look around, you willl notice that every person you ever loved has died and a sign will say, Murdered by (Your Name). Do not weep for them and above all, do not show any sympathy. Cause you will see your beloved ones.Yet, they will hunt you down and kill you. There is no use in running. Just pray that your insanity snaps, before they get their hands on you.

If you still follow the instructions, then after fifteen minutes, a chill will spread through your body.That is the sign.Kneel on your right knee and with your face looking the dark sky scream: I HAVE PASSED YOUR TWO TESTS.NOW YOU MAY ARRIVE AND JUDGE ME.An earthquake will occur. And he will Rise. His appearance will be quite peculiar for you, as he will be dressed in a blue hoodie and pants. One part of you, will want to say that he looks like an average person and that you were scared of nothing. This is the worst atrocity you can commit. Incompetent fool. How dare you disrespect Master Ace. Your punishment will be the removal of his hood where he reveals his scar.Once you see this, you will be paralysed by fear and scream. He will leave you there for eternity, while you will have that image stuck in your mind accompanied by the delightful voices of demons.

If you still feel respect for him, he will nod and say " I am here, what is your desire?".You must then reveal your purpose of commiting this ritual.Once you do that, he will grasp your forehead. Once he does this, DO NOT MOVE.That is his judgement. He is searching you, learning everything about you and most of all, if you really want to pursue this. During that, you will experience every fear, every pain, and every suffering you have felt your entire life, all in one. It will be excruciating.It will try to rip you apart. Do not succumb to it.RESIST. If you succumb, he will start punching and kicking you.During this process, you will see images of dead corpses and your closed ones murdered. Only this time, it will be real. Ace has proved you unworthy of this and has sent his agents, to hunt down and kill everything you love.He thinks you have disrespected him.Goodbye.May you meet with your people in Hell.

If you are lucky, or strong-minded, he will remove his grasp and you will fall down. Ace will then scream "Get up.It is time for your final test". When he says that, immediately stand up and stare behind you. It will be a horde of people carrying various guns.This is the most difficult part.You must kill them all, cause he is testing your true strength and motive for this. If you do not succeed, well, the good news are that your death will be painless.Many who have tried this, actually chose death over success, cause they were deterred by the number of opponents they had to face.

Should you be one of the few chosen ones to overcome them, he will stand opposite of you and say "Congratulations my protege. You have proved yourself worthy of your reward". Ace will then extent his hand and ask you to join him in his home. Decline. This is a trick in order to see whether you still want to complete this ritual. Instead say " I did this all for a reason. Won't you help me?".He will nod in understanding and emit a black aura.His body and soul will merge with yours and you will fall unconscious.

You will awaken two days later.If you chose to perform the ritual for an enemy, it will be at your own bed and your rewards are: The person you hate will be killed and you know that Ace did it for you. Also if you check your bank account, you will realise that all his money have been transferred to yours ( that is why i stated a rich person should be selected). If you chose a beloved one, you will awaken next to them at their house and they will never leave you. Congratulations.You passed this and you deserve it.

There is a price though. By performing this ritual, you have given yourself to Ace. And that will mean he can use you once in your life to perform an action.Pray that it is small as reading a book and remember, it will have consequences for everyone later. These, will depend on your actions.

Let's not discuss what will happen if you renege on Ace's deal.