User blog comment:ImGonnaBeThatGuy/Announcing the Damn Fine Pasta Contest: Show Your Stuff, Win Steam Games/@comment-5025667-20140813233017

Considering that all three of my widely-considered to be best pastas have been read by either SomeOrdinaryGamers or Mr. Creepypasta, let's try some of my other works.

A Howling Dust Apparition The Diner