User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/Not a Christmas Carol Contest/@comment-10789912-20151215195726

Horror is Dead (in the method of Jingle Bells) This is hell, this is hell, a new story each day The same old thing, the same old scheme, it's always all the same, hey! This is hell, this is hell, horror once was great We found a hobby, made it big, then slaughtered it anyway!

Searching through the web, looking at page after page Another Jeff the Killer clone took originality away It's always a little kid, kills his parents with a knife Why's it always so fucking edgy, you took out all the life, hey!

This is hell, this is hell, a new story each day The same old thing, the same old scheme, it's always all the same, hey! This is hell, this is hell, horror once was great We found a hobby, made it big, then slaughtered it anyway!

Walking through the woods, go in a cabin because we could What was once the Evil Dead is now the buried corpse These stories once were scary, and they did scare for a while But every time I see "exe" I can't resist the urge to bile

Everyone wants to make, Slenderman or the Rake No one wants to put some thought in the monsters they create Egotism runs, wild in our ranks Make one story that got big, and suddenly you're Tom Hanks

This is hell, this is hell, a new story each day The same old thing, the same old scheme, it's always all the same, hey! This is hell, this is hell, horror once was great We found a hobby, made it big, then slaughtered it anyway!

Is there something wrong, maybe I'm desensitized Or maybe it's the same old tricks being pulled every night I'm tired of the kids, the poems and cliches Horror once was something great, now it's rotting in its grave!