User:HappyTTK

Placeholder Glitchy Sonic 2
I've always been a Sonic fan, especially the old ones. My first Sonic game was Sonic 2. I got it off eBay. Sadly, it broke when my dad went crazy and threw my Genesis at my pet goldfish, Tails.

So one day I was walking home from school and saw a yard sale run by an old man. I was just going to pass by him, but then I saw some old video games and consoles. I bought 2 games and a Sega Genesis. I bought a copy of Majora's Mask for my Nintendo 64. It looked a looked a little damaged on the cartridge, and looked as if someone had written the name "BEN" on it, which I guess was the name of the previous owner, and the other game I bought was Sonic 2. I then quickly turned to the old man, who was looking a little sad. I gave him $30, and he looked at the money, put it in his pocket, then he looked at the games and console I bought, looked insane for a second, then he pulled out a gun, smiled, then shot himself in the head.

After I recovered my sanity, I went up to the dead man, got back all my money (which was oddly all the money he had on him), then I took as many games as I could from the yard sale and ran home as fast as I could.

When I got home, I took off my shoes, took a few minutes to eat some pizza, then I plugged in the Genesis. I put in Sonic 2. When I loaded it up, Tails was bleeding and Sonic had, black pupil-less eyes that were bleeding, giving me the middle finger, and was hung on a bloody rope. 666 Sega was in the right-hand side of the screen, dripping with hyper-realistic blood. Asuming that this was a glitch, I pressed start.

The levels name was Hell's Gate Zone 666. The music was Lavander Town's theme, but reversed and slowed down. The background and stage was pitch-black, and the level was flat, and there were no enemies on screen. Sonic was bloody and had his entrails showing, and Tails was a ghostly blue, a halo over his head, and he had hyper-realistic blood dripping from his super-realistic eyes. I made Sonic go right and then after 2 minutes and 49 seconds of nothing, out popped a bloody Dr.Robotnik and he pulled out a knife covered in a ton of blood, and stabbed Sonic. Sonic then said "I am God" and the screen went black, with only a text box onscreen, which read "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?", and I hear a blood-churning scream, which I assumed was Dr.Eggman. Then the screen back in and Sonic was covered in blood and said "You're too slow!!!" And then I heard a rattle on my bed. I turned around, and I saw a bloody Sonic plush and then it jumped over my head and landed on my Genesis and then the doll exploded and took the Genesis with it. It left the rest of my room unharmed, except for all the blood all it left. I vow never to play Sonic 2 ever again!