User:Mike batwing

Um.. Hi I'm not really supposed to be on the internet, but I want to tell you my story...

My name most people know me as is necromancer or "Shy Guy".I have a mental illness type thingy... that I can't control I can't live with other humans, when they're near me they just... "Don't live" I have a taste for human flesh and I can't stop killing and eating it after dark... I'm ashamed so I ran from close contact with others by making my way into the legally off limits barn in Calgary Alberta's Fish Creek Provincial park so I don't need to be fifty feet from other humans.

The reason I get called Shy Guy is because my only pair of clothes is a blood red under-armour sweater, black Adidas shoes, dark grey Nike sweat pants and I wear a white mask with no mouth just giant eyes covered with black lace so I can see your eyes but you can't see mine...

Please don't report me to the cops and do Not come to fish creek after dark! Or the last words you will hear will be "Why So Shy?"