Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-24828288-20150503194551

Here's some more:

If you are on an archealogical dig and you find a Journal, then for God's sakes don't read it. It may contain some ancient dark magic which will infect humanity

Do not think the movie Ted was made for laughs. If you are lonely and pray to God, and you find a doll on your bedroom floor the next morning, you're fucked

If you are lost in Antarctica and find an enormous city named Delphia, GTFO

If you find Queen Elizabeth Elementary school, it's best to avoid it after dark. Unless you want to play baseball with a creepy kid

If you are a bold person with a gibus, take a stab at haggling with that tall, thin man who lurks round your woods after dark

Never follow a black bird down a dark tunnel at midnight in the woods

It's also best to never resurrect the dead in any way. ESPECIALLY not with scorpion venom