User blog comment:EtherBot/How you do'in/@comment-27838637-20160924235144

All my jokes are too dirty or racist...

Except one.

A man decides to go out drinking with his best friend. As it turns out, his best friend just so happens to be a giraffe.

Anyway, the two go out to the pub, and they get absolutely hammered. They are blind drunk, falling over tables and picking fights with everyone.

Eventually, the giraffe gets so drunk that it passes out on the floor. The man looks at it, and realises that the night would be no fun without his best mate with him. He decides to go home.

As the man goes to leave, the bartender yells out to him. Pointing at the giraffe, he says; "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!"

The man looks at the bartender and says; "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."