User blog comment:Derpyspaghetti/Dark Humour Contest!/@comment-25226524-20170224135351/@comment-25226524-20170224141705

No, no. I heard you correctly. And that's exactly what I'm suggesting the legend tells: Thirty-eight orphans, ages ranging between four and eleven, along with four elderly nuns, all with their heads caved in by a rusty Master Lock.