User blog comment:GarbageFactory/Fuckin' Roommates, Man/@comment-26030957-20150320010251

I'll admit I've done shit like this before. I once wandered into my girlfriend's roommate's bedroom and climbed right into bed with her (I swear I wasn't trying to start up a threesome - okay, maybe I might have been, but it was an unconscious decision, really, it was!). I also got up in the middle of the night and started pissing on a vacuum cleaner. When my wife asked what I was doing I replied that I was watering a tree (I really thought that vacuum cleaner was a tree). Alcohol can be a very effective tool for a writer. It can also make you piss in weird places and say things you will later regret.