The Bagpipe Tune

You can only do this once in your life, so be careful. Somewhere out in Germany there is a WWI trench left, once used by the Scottish Highlander regiments. If you go to visit, you will hear bagpipes being played. Depending on your mood different types of tunes will be played. If you are in a positive motivated mood, you will hear light music like jigs or marches. Specifically, if you are happy you will hear a jig. If you are feeling brave and willing, you will hear a march. Depressed and sadness will result in hearing slow aire's and Piobaireachd's. An angry attitude, you will hear a Strathespy. If you approach the bagpipes sound, you will not see anybody. You will end up seeing an old set of bagpipes laying upon the no man's land covered in dirt and dust over the years. If you are daring, pick them up and examine them. Depending on your mood, different results may vary. If you are in a positive mood examining these pipes, you will be granted with luck and charisma. If you are in a negative mood examining this set, everyone you dislike or hate will be found dead with gunshot wounds. If you are able to play the instrument, play them; they will be the best sounding set to ever reach your very ears and you will never pick up a better quality set, the sound will be beautifully haunting and give you an indescribable feeling of goodness. After you examine them for awhile (or play them) they will not look old anymore, they will look imaculate and untouched. If you choose to keep them, do so, you will be truly lucky. Be careful though, after one year of them being in your possesion return them, or the results may be horrifying.