Talk:Survival Guide/@comment-24619913-20141019225741

I got a few in me.

if someone gives you the option to go to either to Ronald McDonald House or boot camp. Choose boot camp. It's best to go insane rather getting chopped up into a Big Mac (Ronald McDonald House).

If you are Canadian, watched a show with a bear, mailed him and writes back telling you to come over his cellar, DON'T YOU FUCKING GO! (1999)

Never trust Lavander Town (Lavender Town Syndrome).

Don't try to die. You'll end up recarnating as a homeless unibrowed 75-year old man (The Egg).

That's all I got.