Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24715887-20140325145725/@comment-24715887-20140331124307

~LegendOfZelda~ wrote: AbstroNot wrote: AbstroNot wrote: ~LegendOfZelda~ wrote: I go North! :D You head north and come to a small HOUSE. The HOUSE is covered with vines and green moss that makes the HOUSE have an old style affixiated to it. To your left you hear a noise that seems to come from an annoying BIRD sitting on a rock. below the BIRD you see a STICK. The BIRD gets so annoying that you think that you will have to kill something or go somewhere for cover. To your right, you see a BRIDGE stretching across a small river. Your Choices are:

Go inside HOUSE

kill BIRD

pick up STICK

go across BRIDGE I'm going to go across the bridge. Hopefully, the bridge doesn't collapse on me, though. I can't afford to drown.

You make your way to the bridge, then suddenly, you are stopped by a TROLL! He looks devilishly stupid, and he reeks of Bad humor. He says: "Dis is mah brige. Nao u can gtfo or I will f*** u up". You really hate him.

Your choices are:

Reason with the TROLL using logic and reasoning

Reason with the TROLL using semi-popular internet memes

Kill the TROLL

Feed the TROLL