User blog:EtherBot/Random Writers Showcase: Ether Bot

Happy April everybody! Welcome to the Random Writer's Showcase! The thing were we..uh yeah.

I was planning to do an april fools post where I showcase somebody really awful but then I then I really looked into the selection and decided he was pretty good. Not just good but perhaps the greatest creepypasta writer ever in the history of the world! So I postponed the showcase for this guy until after april fools so I could properly showcase him without any suspicion that I was talking out of my ass...

Last time we showcased Cthulhu and you can read that showcase here.

Ether Bot joined on March 2nd 1904 and since then has written 158 critically aclaimed creepypasta including Jeff The Killer, Slenderman, the Rake, and every single SCP Profile on the SCP website! Today though, we will only be taking a look at the stories he uploaded on his side account on the wikia. Most of the time I try to select only a few stories but this time I decided to showcase every single one of his pastas because they're so darn good every single one of them! Also he's incredibly handsome and can yodel like no one you've ever seen. And can make one mean omelet let me tell you. You wouldn't believe.

One Single Instant
One Single Instant is all about the mortal folly of man and machine, telling the story of a lone space marine on his bi-annual trek to mars before he gets ripped away from his crew and gets stranded in an abandoned-by-disney disnyland-sister-attraction on Deimos. It's got a flow unlike any other story and really takes great advantage of the Creepypasta medium to deliver an ending that can only be properly described as a jumpscare in your mind! I recommend reading this one if you just want to learn how to be a writer as it's probably the best story ever written, only rivaled by Ether Bot's other works.

Hell Isn't Full of Monsters
Hell Isn't Full of Monsters is a poem about a young girl named Rebecca Adams Mari-Saint Evangeline III who takes a sortcut through a cemetary on her way to soccer practice only to fall through an open grave and straight into Hell, where she has a fistfight with the Devil (who is, in this story, personified as a hellish and dreadfully serious depiction her deadbeat dad). It has a set up that is very very surreal and insane but takes it so seriously that so does the reader. And the way it presents the twist is so well realized I dare not spoil that she's actually been possesed her whole life here, you need to read the story to uncover that twist on your own. It tells it's story in a mere poetry form, sure, but in the act of reading it you'd be hard pressed not the think it was simply the manifest of dreams themselves.

Night-Lock
Night-Lock is a retelling of the story of Batman told from the perspective of a revisionist historian making a study about the mysterious disappearances plaguing "Luna-Central" (this stories interpretation of Gotham City). The presentation is pretty lackluster but if you really disect the story into it's key component parts that's where it really begins to shine. I'll leave this one up to you, but keep an open mind because it really is something quite special.

Something Awful
Something Awful is, at a key glance, a poorly written story. But if you actually pay attention to the incling glances of continuity you'd find that it is actually, engeniusly, a story about the true horror about poorly written creepypastas! The fact that this man has not won any awards is a mystery to me.

Error
Error is a perhaps his his most imprS e OsR--RiYABout that. I'm not sure what took me so long to get this showcase done but it appears my account was hacked into by a ghost. ....now that's a good idea, isn't it? A creepypasta about a haunted creepypasta account? I might write about this someday. Anyway, I'm really sorry for the hiatus, I hope no damage was done by my ghost writer.