User:DarkSkyBlueHillsBloodRiver

Hello! I am Kaila, of the Underlands. Or, for those of you who don't know, That place where all the Creepypastas live or something like that... . I own the Crafting & Knives store, which consists of really weird and sharp shit. If you have any questions, feel free to ask, I really don't care. Any questions about anybody down in the Underlands, I really don't care; as long as it's not about screwing that person. (Though you will get a reply!) I am not an expert on this person, so if I don't know, go die in a corner unless you have more questions! Just don't ask how to get to the Underlands. A Un-pasta person down there could disrupt the balance. No questions about who is so and so's next victem, for the purpose is that most don't know. All I have to say is: These are my rules and guidelines; Disobey them and I'll send Slender on your ass.

Thanks for your time, ~ Kaila