User blog:Tiololo/Bart is seriously going to die this Halloween

Note: thanks to underscorre for telling me what was going on, because I'd tried to post this on my mobile w/ odd formatting but it...uh, jammed my blog up a bit.

Anyway, it has been confirmed that Bart really will kick the bucket this year, after countless misses, retrials and even a Creepypasta. Here, marvel: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/bart-simpson-death_n_7532120.html