User:Temmington



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"Fuck you I thought it was funny."

General Information About Temmington/Favorite Pastas
Hello! I am Temmington but you can call me Sarah. I like to draw, and I like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a lot. Oh, and I like Pokemon a lot too. I also collect dice and crayons as a hobby. Anyways this profile isn't really anything special just an average profile. I go on chat a lot, I do some edits, and just contribute to the site in a bunch of ways. So yeah. Contact me on the chat if you need me.

And finally, nobody loves you.

Also, sign my guestbook?

Anyways here's a list of some of my favorite pastas:
 * The Russian Sleep Experiment Fucked up and wonderful.
 * Dating Game Absolutely loved it, very interesting and disturbing.
 * Normal Porn For Normal People Also interesting and disturbing.
 * Candle Cove A very good pasta, I would recommend it to anyone.
 * Happy Puppet Syndrome Intriguing. Won PotM. What else to say?
 * SlimeBeast Pasta It's SlimeBeast. 'Nuff said.
 * Few Ghostly Facts A recent addition to the wiki, but is a good pasta nonetheless.
 * Gateway of the Mind Very intriginging, interesting and disturbing.
 * Psychologist Written by a friend who happens to be an excelent writer.
 * The .GIF I really like pastas about the internet.
 * Mr. Mix and The Theater I like the concepts of these two pastas, and they were done well.

Quoteboard
" I am just so happy I could kick your nipples off your chest " -Shrubskill Nurse

"candlesniffing fuckfence go climb a wall of dicks" -Sadofreedomist

"You're mother had two cunts, and you're one of them!" - EvraVon53

"Bitch, why don't you go drive your fucking shit box through a cunt tunnel?" - Necrosanity

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" - Coffee Shop Corporate Raider

"This cuntsucking motherfucking computer is gonna make me have an anurism one of these days." -Mr.Zalgopasta

" Well, I've got a stick up my ass, no wait that's Bush 's dick..." - Sadofreedomist

" Damn straight you do, you chaingang of neckbeards and basement dwellers." - Sadofreedomist

" I'd rather just get my ovaries removed and throw them into oncoming traffic in protest." - Shinigami.Eyes

" Yes, Mr. Fluffybottoms. This sounds like a wonderful day for an obscenely large prosthetic penis and maid costume." - Shinigami.Eyes

"About slapping a tornado's butt and running away." -MooseJuice on Storm Chasers

"I AM GOING TO INSULT YOU BASED ON YOUR AVATAR. GOD I AM SO EDGY." -ClericofMadness

"I will blast Aqua if you do not stop quoting that shitty song." -ClericofMadness

"SLENDY IS FAKE AND SO ARE YOU" -Furbearingbrick

" You just wanna see some hot, lesbian Eeveelution action." - Shinigami.Eyes

"*assslaps Ming* I mean hi." -ClericofMadness

"If you ever take a speech class, all your speeches will be R-rated and everyone but the teacher will have to shuffle out into the hall and watch a video about abstinence instead." -Javer80

"JESUS FUCKING DICKS" -WalkingDitto

"The fabric of hell is used to cover my sweaty nuts" -ChaoZStrider

""I vandalized this page with magic marker penises." -Sloshedtrain

"WHO PUT YOU ON THIS PLANET EUGH" -Natalia Arlovskya

"don't force me to use Bing" -Javer80

"YOU ARE JUST MAAAD BECAUSE YOU CANNOT FATHOM THE HARSH REALITY OF THE EXISTENCE IN WHICH YOU LIVE.  YOU ARE A SHEEEEEEEEP." -ClericofMadness

"your anus hole is so rotten and beat i bet you could use it as an electrical output" -Clockwork Harlequin

"id take my dick out if i had one and hit people with it" -Clockwork Harlequin

"LOVE LOCKDOOOOWN" -Sadofreedomist

"I'll urinate on that thought." -CrashingCymbal

My Trollpastas (nsfw)
The Killer Porno of Death

Sexual Offender Man

Vegeta's Silly Antics of Spam

Jeff The Admin (Warning: Some of the spacing is fucked up and contains some Zalgo text.)

Creepypasta Wiki Users Spinoffs

Gonzalo

Lucid Dreams