User blog comment:TheSilencer0/Is Jeff The Killer actually real?/@comment-24191206-20140312181959/@comment-5825217-20140313215716

I hope you're trolling. This guy's logic and grammar are ridiculous. Commercial bleach is incapable of burning your skin badly after just a few seconds of contact (you'd need to be soaked in it for a bit longer than that for any actual effects to become evident). (Hydrofluoric acid will burn your skin on contact, though. Actually, it'll do more, it'll eat holes in your flesh.)

Furthermore, no normal human being could do these things people say Jeff does (if you think there are such things as supernatural entities and are so ready to believe in them, please ask mommy why she never told you the Easter Bunny wasn't real).

As for your "evidence":

"There was once video of Jeff that showed his face"

http://www.photoshop.com/

"You can see it all for yourself in that link"

There is absolutely no goddamn evidence whatsoever in that link. What a pile of bullshit. He says Jeff uploaded his story himself, looking for attention? The blog author's the one looking for attention by posting a wall of text guided by the logic of a brain-damaged chimpanzee.

I guarantee you that someone could track the IP of the original poster of that story and find their computer (and don't give me "oh he broke in" as an excuse, how can someone break in if they don't exist?).

"he has no face but is Always watching"

1) Slenderman isn't real, you must have been having a bad acid trip or something.

2) That link goes nowhere. I'm guessing that the story was so bad that even Spinpasta deleted it.

Jeff the Killer isn't real, end of story.

Oh, and 5may03, all creepypastas are real? The only real horror story is the stupid that seems to plague so many people on the internet.