User blog comment:Magical Toddler/Pretty Much Me Right Now/@comment-26030957-20170909163943/@comment-26030957-20170909165948

Lol. I'm not even joking! It really fucked their heads up, too.

The funniest part, his will was made out entirely to the Humane Society for the abuse of Animals, and they thought they'd get the land because he had no relatives!!