Talk:One Last Drink/@comment-26030957-20150430013620

Fearless vampire killers strike again! Awesome. I thought it was an organ harvesting operation at first. Did not see it coming. So, in your world vampires can be stumbling drunks who can't get laid? I like that. If I was a vampire that's probably what I would be like.

I wish you had put the pick-up line in there. "Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?" "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" "There must be a mirror in my pocket because I can see you in my pants?" "What's your blood type?" "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" "Bleed here often?"