User blog comment:ClericofMadness/The Happy. It burns./@comment-4959610-20120403024925

you know for some reason... i'm not at all surprised you made this site pink... killed the mood of the creepiness too... very well done...

{glances at small orb of ungulating darkness} Is it time master?

Yes my child. Go now, and feed on the remnents of happypasta wiki, before it has a chance to resurface.

{orb jumps up and down happily} yes master, yes master, i will, i WILL! {the orb grows in size transforming and twisting into a massive gorilla like form. It rushes forward, taking the pink orb of happiness in it's clawed appendages and stuffing the {i'm assuming} sweet morsal down it's gullet}

Now remember, no more sweets today. You'll get a tummy ache.

{creature glances back at him, returning to normal size} ''okay master. when can i do this again?''

Possibly next year... with more cheerfulness added for extra happy.

{creature jumps into open wooden box, snuggles down into it, as he closes the lid} sleep well my child.

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Thank you. i like writing really weird stuff, and i haven't for a while. that was actually... well written for me. thank you again.