User:ClericofMadness/CoM Talk Archive 5

Pasta Help
I am having problems submitting my pastas to the website, It says I will get ban for a day if I do not do it so I would be incredibly greatful on a link or an explanation on how to do it TokyoPedestrians 10:13, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Again why did i get banned this time? JEFF THE KILLER SAYS: GO TO SLEEP 00:35, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

You were asked by not one but two admin and many people in chat to stop making fake links. I guess it's too much to ask of you, though. ClericofMadness 00:40, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

Is double space alright for stories? Ian Tracy 05:32, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

So, what format would you like it in?Ian Tracy 23:21, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

I have a story with a sort of post apocalyptic theme, what other category would it be under besides Places?Mmpratt99 deviantart 01:09, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Jabronis's Application
Dear pesky plumber,

As you may know, I'm Jabronis. I am interested in becoming a site moderator (admin), for reasons you will see in a second. I used to be an intern at Jadusable.wmv. I'm a shout box moderator on a public gaming network, The Underground Forums (tuforums.com). My username on there is Marque de Cutie.

I also Admin a closed Facebook group with 140 regular users and admin several Facebook pages. I don't have any experience being a moderator on Wikia, however, but I do moderate a few other places. :)

I'm interested because I'm a very active member and a regular editor/contributer of the Wiki. As you may also know, I write a lot of pasta. I also READ a lot of the pasta on this site. I noticed that a lot of the pastas you're letting pass here are unoriginal and very cliche and often a "discoloration" of an original pasta with a lot of those occurences. I don't want to seem pushy, but since I read a lot of those pasta regularly, I want to be able to have them removed from the site. I know there's a process for that, but I'm very dedicated to reserving "GOOD" pasta, decent pasta, and only mildly mediocre. Would you keep a Dr. Seuss book in an adult literature collection?

I conclude my application with this: My judgement is fair and I have a very extended knowledge of creepy pasta, even if I'm considered a newfag on this site (REGISTERED A MERE 2 MONTHS AGO).

Jabronis 01:45, February 16, 2012 (UTC)


 * gasp* devils number *faints*

NOT TO ANNOY YOU BUT
how much time am im banned :P? sorry for overreacting but usually when they banned me they send me a message on my talkpage saying how much time i am banned...so i though i was banned forever im deleting the blogpost to... JEFF THE KILLER SAYS: GO TO SLEEP 02:56, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

Assisting to unban me from the chat
Best regards, RED DOT 03:22, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

I am very sorry for breaking the rules. It shan't happen again.Admiralsakaruchi 17:00, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

got kickbanned for posting a story in chat? FFFFFFFFFFF- did you know i&#39;m amazing? 02:14, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

The content of the story got you kicked. ClericofMadness 02:38, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry to bother you, but, I fixed my connection, so can you unban me from the chat now? Jeffiscool666 03:11, February 23, 2012 (UTC)Jeffiscool666 8:11 2/22/2012

Question.
Hey Cleric, who's it goin'?

Banned, for removing a deletion poll, Flagged for Deletion, blanking a talk page, spam talk messages, and vandalism. Seriously, there's no damn excuse for a brand-new account to remove a flagged for deletion poll and then blank the talk page and go screwing with the categories. ClericofMadness 10:14, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

sorry
I just wanna say sorry about not updating the article listing page, I had forgoten to to it

Gorgonslayer 18:06, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

I really hope you feel better soon Cleric. Being sick just sucks. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it&#39;s yours forever. 21:15, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

Can you delete this page I created. The link is here

Nightmares Are Real

Thank you. Kinshi57 22:42, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

In the latest revision of my story--The Ghost Tower>http://creepypasta.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Ghost_Tower&oldid=97262 done by Furbearingbrick, the new changes don't appear in the version listed in Articles. Should I go renew the link?Mmpratt99 deviantart 23:31, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

I'm so sorry! I didn't realize! I'll avoid it in the future! Sorry! Though I don't exactly undestand what you mean by thumbnail images. What exactly does that mean? That way I don't do it again. Erebella 11:19, May 2, 2012 (UTC)Erebella

Please don't ban me from editing AGAIN.
I'm soo sorry, Cleric. Please don't ban me from editing. Most of this stuff I don't know what to do, where they are, so if you could please help, that would be great. Thanks! Lyceum514 00:51, February 21, 2012 (UTC)Lyceum514

Those links at the top of the page aren't there for show. :| ClericofMadness 00:54, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, the humanity!
It seems people STILL aren't updating the article listing and user submissions. Le sigh. Me? The chosen one? They chose me! And I didn&#39;t even graduate from fucking high school. 02:32, February 22, 2012 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I MEAN REALLY. ITS RIGHT THERE. ITS PRETTY EASY. If you dont know how to update the article listing, then you must be pretty imature to edit. Bill9929 (talk)    (contribs)  02:34, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

My Story...
What did Ronpaulissobrave do to it? Just curious. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 21:24, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

Added an image of Ron Paul's head to some images and went on an edit war to try to replace the original images. ClericofMadness 21:29, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

As if I didn't already hate RP. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 21:49, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

==Mr. Pengy's application- Part 2 == Since I wasn't chosen this time around, I've decided to re-write an application for Admin. Here it goes.

As you know I'm Mr. Pengy. Though I've only joined the wiki on December 1st or 2nd, in reality I've been reading pastas on here since its origin. The two stories I've contributed to this wiki are titled "My Wife" and "Morgan's Corner". Of course you would see that I upload quality work only (considering My Wife was pasta of the month)- Therefore I've trashed many stories I've written. As for experience, I've been an admin on 6 Minecraft servers, Chief Divisional Administrator of a gaming community, and a moderator on a few forums.

You may have noticed that I have an editing ban, which was from me not updating the article listing on my first or second day. Oh, silly me.

I'm here on the wiki about 80% of the time I'm awake every day either editing pages (Fixing grammar, punctuation, spelling, capitalization, etc) or on chat with my good friends I've made here. Although I'm not even an Admin yet, I've already given various users assistance with Rules and Editing. I'm not sure what else to say beside this: As an Admin I will never abuse my power, and will uphold my duties with the most highest honor.

I hope I'll be considered. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters!~ 02:45, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

I approve of the above application. Like Weirdowithcoffee, Mr. Pengy has been making valuable contributions to the wiki, and he's an all around nice guy. He deserves the admin title. --DAMNED KIDS! 16:48, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

User Submissions
I can't say much besides sorry. I haven't been been on in awhile, and I assure you that mishap was completely unintentional. I probably won't make any additional edits to anything to avoid screwing something up. So, again, sorry about that.

Ranksgrown 07:15, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Pictures
It looks nice but the page change buttons and the page number buttons don't work.

Cleric,you gotta help ne man! I was trying to add my pasta to the user submissions, but my computer was being super slow, and out of frustration I accidentally pushed the mouse of the desk and it broke into pieces, and with this Ipad I can't edit long pages because it can't show the bottom of it. What do I do? Starman Senior 23:03, February 25, 2012 (UTC)Starman Senior

What was the name of your pasta? Since you are unable to add it yourself... I'll do it for you ''this time. ''I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 23:56, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Pokemon Green was added by Moose. ClericofMadness 00:10, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

can i be admin plz


 * 1. Sign your posts with ~
 * 2. You cant just ask for admin rights, you have to work your way to admin rights :and then when you feel that you are ready, you can apply. Bill9929 (talk)    (contribs)  08:35, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

No, I do not just hand out admin rights to new users who have done nothing to earn them nor ask in a proper sentence. ClericofMadness 17:49, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

I have to admit, I laughed a little. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters!~ 19:26, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

A BadAss' application Mach II
Since I'm so fucking bad at school-related things and go to sleep at eleven, I can kickban all the violating fuckers between 2:45 and 11:00. It's a good deal. Please consider.

There's now 7,777 pics on wiki. WOOT. One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 00:48, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sorry about the latest screw up with not labeling my stories as OC. If I start labeling them as OC will that get rid of that Scalett Letter Warning on my name section?User: Mmpratt99 deviantart 15:56, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

About Story Content
I write some creepy stories, but a lot of them are gory/violent tales. Are there any rules prohibiting violent content? Do I just have to put a warning at the top of the of the story?

Mdcowboy, Grammar Nazi of the Third Reich 01:16, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Depends on how bad they are. I mean, you can get a lot of stuff by on a PG-13 rating these days. NSFW category goes with things that really are just over the top, like Cupcakes. If you upload it, and someone feels it should have a warning, we'll put one...but feel free to warn the reader if you would like. Just don't disappoint ;D ClericofMadness 01:18, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Cleric,I'm sorry for sounding whinney but Jahdoosable in chat is REALLY becoming an issue. He's being a snot to me and saying mean stuff to me and others such as "fauq off AWiki" and repeating it to others.

Ilovecreepypasta 21:38, February 29, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

I Need To Block Someone Because of the AL
But I see that you already blocked them. User:Kiki-hyuga failed to update the article listing AND posted with improper title grammar (are we still banning for that?). I just wanted to know what I should do. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 22:41, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Warn first time, then bans. For titles. ClericofMadness 22:50, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Aaaannnnddddd. They're already banned. What do I do about the whole AL thing? I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 22:58, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Whatcha mean? If it was the 666 story person, I took care of hammering them. IF people violate the title standards (lowercase/punctuation) we change the title and warn them with the Title template. Second time it's a deletion of the page and a paddlin'. Same story with crap writing. IF it's ungodly bad English (nospaec, no caps, All Words Look Like This, etc. that goes against our style guide in the rules) you MARK the page for DELETION so people know it needs a'fixin' and doesn't need to be reviewed. If they do it again, delete the page and ban. It's tharr in them thurr rulezes

ClericofMadness 00:32, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

No no no it's not about the 666. I should ban them for not updating the article listing on a previous story but I can't because they are already banned. I already gave them a warning about the improper title. It's just that when I went to block them for not updating the AL I saw that they were already banned. Hence my dilema :P I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 16:37, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Talk Page
Is there a reason why the button on my talk page says "edit" as opposed to leave a message? I've just been really concerned that I'm screwing up the edit counter whenever I reply to something on my talk page. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 21:34, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

I NEED AN ADULT!!!
My Gutted page was deleted by Sloshedtrain and on his wall, he wrote nasty stuff about me. Why is this? What did I do wrong and is there anything you can do?

Daniel942 22:39, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

LOL. Firstly the thing about Sloshy's userpage... that's a username template. It says "You'd better watch out etc." to any logged in user. Also, maybe your Gutted story was that good. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 22:45, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Unclever Name's Application
Since I'm power hungry and want to rid this site of crap, I have created another pointless applic- You know what? Screw the whole "im totalllly stubbbid so im guna liek admtitt it lol" and get to the application. For one, "I" have vandalised before, but I was hacked and banned for the damage done with my old account. You don't have to believe me, it just wont happen again. Second, I post "quality" content, but in my eyes the pastas I make aren't that good. I just make them for fun. Third, I do not pointsgame, however after numerous fixes on my accou- Okay fine, I got the lucky achievement cheaply. But I do not plan on doing it again. Fourth, I want to use my powers for good, not just to be the big strong admin all the peoples love. I don't have much admin experience, I only just take orders from Lolster on the SoG wiki when I ask about. Fifth, I currently don't use AIM or Skype or anything, but if possible you could contact me at inmonkeyness@gmail.com, the email account I don't use. Sixth and kinda seventh, I'm not that active edit-wise, but I come to chat at least once every week, so you could make me chatmod if I'm too unreliable as a general admin. Eighth, I think I'll help the wiki out if I keep my eyes open and be active a lot. And thats pretty much it for my application. Unclever out. Coins can predict the future. 02:01, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

(below is not part of applicaition - Unclever Name)

1) Learn the rules and live by them, that includes signing the ends of your posts with "~"x4

2) Past actions don't necessarily mean an automatic removal from potential future admins. eg. I used to pointsgame like a motherfucker. I'm singlehandedly the reason we had so many unneeded categories/so many of these rules exist.

3) Experience is not a qualifying factor either, it helps, but is not necessary.

4) You can't just beg for it. That shows immaturity, we need mature moderators to deal with all of the bullshit. Now... that isn't to say if Unkieclurk decides to add you that you'd be bad.

Anyway, that's pretty much all I have to say about that.

 There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all. -- Fluttershy 20:11, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

XanCrews

Unrelated OC topic
hey, how do i had the OC thing to a story i write, cause i wrote Soulless but i don't how to add the OC thing and do all the other stuff i need to do could you help? Thanks, Previous

1) when creating questions to an admin PLEASE make a new heading, it's fairly simple and painless. go up to the top of the editing box and click the thing that says "Normal t..." and select heading 2. Then after that come up with a creative title.

2) Please sign your posts on talk pages with 4 tildes (~)

3) Simple, to add the "OC thing" you go to the page you created and add the OC category to the page. After that, you follow the same process when you added the article to the article listings page except under a new heading (See #1) with your user name on the User Submissions article listing. the pasta must be placed in both.

4) Welcome to the wiki, it's great to have another contributer.

There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all. -- Fluttershy 20:11, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

XanCrews

Everybody gotta start somewhere
sorry for putting the wrong pics in the wrong places i am new to this stuff and the rules kind of confuse me a little but i just wanted t say sorry didn't mean to put them in the wrong place D:

It can get quite confusing from time to time, don't worry you'll pick it up

There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all. -- Fluttershy 20:49, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

XanCrews

Hi
I wrote a new story, check it out. please don'r delete it :(

A couple notes

 * 1) I really wish that the wikia was colored red instead of black.
 * 2) I would like your approval of putting a better story into the deleted jersey devil creepypasta
 * 3) Here's a link to My wikia in case you wanted to check it out(warning: contains the jersey devil creepypasta!)

My Edits...
I'm quite confused by this Cleric... I was at 666 edits, I know for a fact, now I'm at 615... What happened? I know it's only 50, but I worked hard to get those. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters!~ 00:35, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Rollback rights
I would like to request to become a member of the rollback brigade.

As you know, I, Weirdowithcoffee, am a chat moderator on this wiki, and a heavy editor of this wiki as a whole. My task is to make this wiki the best one around and as only one person (Sloshy) on the wiki has rollback rights, I have decided to apply to become the second official member of the rollback brigade. I have seen a vast number of vandalism in the past few days and it boils my blood to see it, so I'd like to apply to become a member of rollback and revert these vandal's edits with the click of a button. It&#39;s KOROMO! 08:15, March 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * I support this desicion, and btw, Sloshy is not even a member of the rollback bridigade, Rollback comes with admin rights, he doesent need it but cleric wants to keep it on him. You would be the only rollbacker. And also, rollbackers can move (rename) pages too. Bill9929 (talk)    (contribs)  08:57, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Granted. ClericofMadness 17:57, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Plagairism
Ok... so I already deleted the pasta. Now what do I do about the user who plagairaized? I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 23:22, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

hey could you show me how to link smile.jeff in the article listings? i'm quite new here and i don't know how.

please show sympathy for me. Subliminalandcreepy7 00:43, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Just a question
I was wondering if I could become an admin. I am interested. If you don't except me I understand that you aren't excepting everyone that asks. Let me know ASAP! Thanks!

Ilovecreepypasta 16:25, March 5, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

First off, learn the difference between the words 'accept' and 'except'... Accept means to agree to something which is offered, while except means to not include something. Homonyms, my dear Ilovecreepypasta. Please learn them. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters!~ 17:19, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Also, he'll most likely let everyone who's applying know on the 15th. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters!~ 17:23, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hello, I have a question concerning the stories displayed on the Creepypasta Index with the comments, should I link my story to that page like I did to Article Listing or is up to the people in charge?Mmpratt99 deviantart 02:45, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

All stories you post on here must be put on the Article Listing by you. ClericofMadness 03:44, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

PLEASE READ THIS
because i forgot about that old rule, would you mind if i make parts out of my pasta?

Hello, I'm an avid creepypasta-lover and I want to start writing something that's happening to me right now.... I'm just a little stumped on HOW....

I'm a little shaky on the 'tags'. Is there a simpler way you could explain how to tag things?

KaiTheDawnWanderer

Tags = Categories. As for parts, if the individual parts are long enough to be stories in their own right, sure. If not, it's best to write them all out and then post. ClericofMadness 17:48, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

I appologize for this failure that resulted in this first time warning. I was having trouble adding my link to the Article listing.

Why was I kickbanned from the chat?????Souleatingbunny 01:46, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Crime Category Suggestion
I have a few category suggestions-- three, in fact. Why not put Crime, Criminals, Serial Killers?

LittleWhip250 01:18, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

1. Those three would be in pretty much all the of the same categories.

2. There aren't enough that deal with crime. At least not explicitly so.

I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 01:54, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I actually support this decision for a crime category. We have plenty of pastas like this as far as I've seen. 04:48, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I think it's a pretty good idea too. Im currently writing a crime one. Tyranical Tyranis 22:55, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

RT2's talk page thing.
If that was about his Pokemon Reder, you should have seen the original before I fixed it up a bit. Jacob-sama 03:04, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I didn't have to look. I could smell the failure lingering on that page. It stank of bad English. ClericofMadness 03:13, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

He/she was swedish too but I guess thats really no excuse... Jacob-sama 03:17, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Your shipment of pics has arrived
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=589546&x=you+save2C+you+lose+-+pt3 nsfw obviously. One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 04:41, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

New Page Halps
Chicar 20:15, March 8, 2012 (UTC) Hi, i just made a pasta named Wizard of Waverly Place Theory and is nowhere to be seen. How it is possible ? How i'm supposed to post it ?

Did you type it on here and then PUBLISH? ClericofMadness 20:27, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Chicar 21:22, March 8, 2012 (UTC) Yes, but it doesn't work. All it publish is the photo illustrating it.

Are you going to the button that says ADD PAGE and making a new page? ClericofMadness 22:10, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to apply to be a chatmod please... pwease :3

I would like to apply to be a chatmod please... pwease :3 I would like to apply to be a chatmod please... pwease :3 Souleatingbunny 22:14, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Don't know who you are, and since you could not be bothered to sign your post, make a header for it, nor could you be bothered to read how to apply, I'm gonna go with no. ClericofMadness 22:16, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Error666 22:22, March 9, 2012 (UTC) Dear cleric, sorry if i caused any trouble, but im a newfag, and i didnt find any tutorials 'till after i was blocked. I put my article in article listing and user submissions. please check to make sure if i did everything right and let me know, thank you.

Chicar 23:18, March 9, 2012 (UTC) Problem solve ! Sorry for the trouble, i'm a total newbie.

You seem to be the number one person on this wiki for now, and I'm wondering how you did it, just pure constant edits, or are you just really passinate about it. Tips on making edits/storys would also be appreciated but are not needed, hell, I'm just leaving this message to get the achievment to go up a couple ranks. lol.

Well, for starters, I founded this wiki, so that's a good percentage there. Just find and edit stories or monitor the recent activity for things that need a'fixin'.

ClericofMadness 01:36, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

Adminplzkthx
Er, if it's not too much to ask, I'd like to...uh, er, apply to be an admin. If that's all right with you... HOW&#39;S YOUR MOUTH ROLLIN TODAY? 01:23, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

Usually this gets looked at around the 15th, but your fate was sealed last month, but I was making sadfaces when you didn't apply >.>;; :thumbsup: ClericofMadness 01:36, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

I hope the selection isn't biased... It's supposed to also judge by the quality of the application. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters! 10:02, March 15, 2012 (UTC)

REDDOT's Application, mhmk.
Eeyyeeaaah. >_>; I would like to apply for adminship. :V For the following reasons: These reasons are probably common, but oh well. I tried my best. ;o Stupid dog! 19:25, March 12, 2012 (UTC) *gulp* $\iint$ 21:43, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
 * Help fixing misspelled words/removing and add categories.
 * Banning and warning people about article listing, and so on.
 * Help others to update the article listing.

REDDOT's application isn't very big, but trust me, he also deserves an admin spot. --DAMNED KIDS! 16:48, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

New category
Hey Uncle Cleric! I have a suggestion for another creepypasta category: Curses. I really think we need one, because I have read many creepypastas which could have had such a category. And curses are classic. By the way, I`m a fan. CreepyStoryTeller 21:56, March 13, 2012 (UTC)CreepyStoryTeller

Okay, look. I accidently posted a page called "Unseen" and it will not let me delete it. I read on how to delete but I still can't figure it out. Help please?

NedoTheHorror 02:11, March 14, 2012 (UTC)NedoTheHorror

Easy. Go on chat and ask an admin to delete it. I see the bright blue skies! Through the clear ocean waters! 09:59, March 15, 2012 (UTC)

Help with Jane the Killer sequel.
Hey, U.C., what's up? I'm in the process of posting on here, the sequel to Jane the Killer, and I will add the required categories needed. Please do not ban me, because I am asking of your help to look at this and tweak it up a bit, too. Will you check it out? I worked really hard on it and I think it would go over well. What do you say?

BigDog 18:09, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Tags
is it okay if I make a tag on a pasta?

What are you talking about? ClericofMadness 03:51, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

I have been banned, And i cant find any email of yours and i have been banned for awhile and have NOT been unbanned.So, I have to leave the appeal on here.

So I Was Banned for No Reason.
Cool.

Well, it says I didn't add a page to the Article Listing when tagging it as OC.

I haven't even really made a page yet. Explain?

Pay For Your Sins 02:47, March 18, 2012 (UTC)

For using derogatory language in chat, good day sir. 02:55, March 18, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry then.

And I saw the page, I haven't viewed that in a while. Thank you and so long.

Admin Recomendation
Excuse me, Cleric, but I have to tell you of a person on this wiki that is very helpful. Their name is Mr.Pengy. And they spent 15 minutes helping me figure out the editing of an article listing (despite the fact it wasn't very hard to do...) that I didn't know how to do. I was reviewing your page when I stumbled over his application for admin. I think Mr.Pengy would be a good admin, they are very helpful. In my opinion, this individual would make a rather nice admin. Thank you for your time.

Hanthorness 04:13, March 18, 2012 (UTC)Hanthorness

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Weirdowithcoffee's application for admin
Alrighty. Welp, here goes.

As you know, I, Weirdowithcoffee, am a chat moderator on this wiki. However, I would like to take a step above the chat moderator ranks and become a sysop. The reason this idea came to me is because it has been lingering in my head for awhile now, and now that I have experience as a chat moderator, I have a gut feeling I would do an even better job at being an admin. The main reason for this is my mainspace edits. I have almost 800 of them and all of them contribute to helping the page such as fixing grammar errors, spacing etc. In chat, I always follow the rules, enforce them, and do not hesitate to kickban the offender of them or warn them. I have a lot of edits in general (2,428, the fourth most edits on the wiki) and have earned over 30 badges and am currently at rank #9 on the leaderboard. I am incredibly active on the wiki and am almost always on chat and the wiki in general save for school (and I even go onto the wiki at school sometimes). If you do not wish for me to be an admin, and only keep me at my chat moderator status, that's fine, too. Thanks in advance. 02:29, March 19, 2012 (UTC)

Grandpa approves of the above message. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 02:35, March 19, 2012 (UTC)

I am Auntie Oblit and I approve this message. Now watch this drive. One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 03:45, March 22, 2012 (UTC)

I am Cousin Zalgy and I approve his message. That was a fucking epic drive. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 22:33, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

I am Brother Creepy and I approve this message. That was a incredibly awesome drive. Hellur chap, wanna hear a creepy story??? 00:10, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry Cleric
Hey, I was blocked, I know, I didn't updated the article listing, but, there was a massive blackout in my town, and then I had to go to a cybercafe, and, being the computers too old (Windows XP) they showed an infinite bumper of "You have some not published edits." And then, I couldn't update the AL. But, do you accept my apologies?

HM96 ROCK SMASHER 03:42, March 22, 2012 (UTC)

Adminship
I was still wondering if I could become an admin. I have proper grammer,edit,come every day,write,know names,and I'm easy to get along with. I treat people equally and I give out warnings to no matter who it is.I really am interested.

BEN DROWNED YOURTURN 00:03, March 23, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

I Want to Publish a Book...
I'm looking to write and publish a collection of scary short stories, but I have no idea what I need to do and where I need to go. I was hoping you could lead me through the process of how to write and publish a book, and if there's additional information into doing these processes.

MooseJuice 02:27, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

Do you have a selection of stories already in mind?  I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!  02:29, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

my bad i thought you needed to hit the post button after you enter the category but for the most part i only added one category to a pasta but with editing i make all the corrections i see at the time i read it, i apologize if i see another correction i passed up on a previous reading thoughKokuKami 16:41, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

Either click on the drop-down name of the category or press down and then left, I believe. ClericofMadness

Shinigami.Eyes Application
I've been here for a few months now, editing, reading, and writing. I've found myself in chat a lot lately.

Though I do post a lot of content and edit quite often, as well as report vandalism, I'd rather just apply for Chatmod instead of Admin.

Admins have to do too much for one, and honestly, there are too many drama llamas clogging up the chat and a TON of spammers. That makes it difficult for anyone trying to have intelligent conversation, I'm sure. I would like to be a chat moderator in order to take care of such problems in the chat. I might apply for admin when I'm ready, but that's a lot of commitment and effort on my part.

I'm fairly easy to contact on Yahoo or Skype as (I don't care if you laugh, it's meant to be funny) titquake. I recently made an AIM account under the screen name Shinigami.Eyes, much as it is here. It's still registering, so... I'll get back to you on that when it's done.

Feel free to contact me. Thank you for your time.

3/24/2012 - AIM is now working.

Shinigami.Eyes 01:19, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

Idea Proposition
I need to tell you about an ideas a group of others and I came up with earlier. We realized that while choosing admin, you don't look at personality traits, and this could cause a problem in the future. Our idea was that as just a piece of how you decide on admin, we should have an election. People can vote on who they feel most deserves admin. Of course, you still get the final say. Think that sounds considerable? Please, respond with your opinion.  I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!   08:41, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

New Category:
I don't suppose you've noticed the influx of pre-existing stories that have come on to the site? I think that, instead of having a category specifically for HPLove, we get rid of the HPL category and make a new one specifically for (short) stories written by professional/established writers. Whaddaya think? I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 00:22, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

PROTIP: Suggested Reading goes on all established professional shizzle. If there's enough of a particular author, they'll gladly be given their own category.

ClericofMadness 02:01, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

Two internet thumbs up! I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 12:50, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

Hellur! I have an idea for a new category! I don't remember it right now, but if you see me on chat sometime I might remember again. Hellur chap, wanna hear a creepy story??? 21:18, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Forum topic for filtering out tomfoolery
I got it set up in the suggestion page, just to let you know... One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 19:43, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

OfficialUboa's Application
Hello, i'd like to apply for Chatmod. Though I have been kickbanned quite a bit in the past, I feel I have learned the rules and in addition I haven't been kickbanned for a long while. I am on this chat about every day from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed, and I would be able to keep a good watch on chat. I have had Chatmod experience at a few other wikis (Like SoG) and I would really like to help slay the trolls on our beloved chat. If you accept, thank you in advance. If you decline, I completely understand; and I will continue to be on the chat constantly no matter what. -OfficialUboa Why are you reading this, &lt;insert name here&gt; ? 22:28, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

What the hell happened?!
My blog posts have literally been COMPLETELY blanked out, as if I never wrote any at all. What the hell is going on ? If this keeps up I'm contacting wiki support about this. 00:20, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

so...
how long's my kickban? BYTE MY 8-BIT METAL ASS 00:23, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry
Wikia chat's being a douchebag. —BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) 06:45, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Blaine Earhart's application for Chatmod
Hello, Cleric. I would like to apply for Chatmod, because I'm mostly on the chat 24/7. I think that, in the case of another chatmod not being able to be present within the chat, that there can be another one in there as backup.

Blaine Earhart 01:43, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

BAN THIS USER
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Oathu This user has just created an HTP which still has yet to be deleted. He is constantly updating it. Please block him and delete the pasta. 21:12, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

Ban this user
I know that he will eventually get banned, but anyways, he blanked the entire User Submissions page. 'tis all.

MoMo6 21:22, March 28, 2012 (UTC)
 * User:Aeroplanesss

Ban Sorta Wearing Off Help!
Hey my old account got banned (and I wasnt ban evading) and Obliterationoftheself removed the ban but it still is buggy. When i try to talk it wont work and when I try to add/edit a page it wont let me. Please help! But I think im fine on this one. The username is FossilFighters1999.

KyleNelson1999's Application
Hi. Im Kyle and I would like to apply for adminship. I think I would make a good admin, as I usually am on the computer every day (unless I am banned for a day or so) and I am always up for talking. I have memorized the rules and admin rules and I know when something needs help or an admin action. I am a very nice guy but can get strict when needed. I am willing to do whatever I need to do. Also, here is my email: kylenelson10293@yahoo.com, email me with my results or just put it on my talk page! Bye!!!

KyleNelson1999 00:09, March 29, 2012 (UTC)

You OK?
You seem pretty pissed off lately...just an observation. If so hope you get well soon. 01:13, March 30, 2012 (UTC)


 * -; I do? I mean I am pretty mad about the state of affairs that are leading to a massive backup of work on here that now needs doing as I have caught it and want to keep it from spiraling out of control. As much as I want to laze around and ignore it...that's how great evil is created. ClericofMadness 01
 * 16, March 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * I can help chu :3 01:29, March 30, 2012 (UTC)

Admin Recommendation
I'd like to recommend Weirdowithcoffee for adminship. He's already enforcing the rules of the chatroom exceptionly well. However, I feel that without adminship, Weirdo is restricted from protecting the entire site as a whole. His promotion could also serve the site well by removing vandalism at the first sign of activity before other admins.

MooseJuice 03:26, March 30, 2012 (UTC)

I agree with this... Well, at least I may have a chance in the June-July-September nomination!

 I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!  20:28, March 30, 2012 (UTC)

I APPROVE OF THIS RECCOMENDATION, AS WELL. DAMNED KIDS! 21:31, March 30, 2012 (UTC)

MooseJuice is totally right! He should be an admin. Hellur chap, wanna hear a creepy story??? 21:20, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

HELP
I own a site and i'm trying to get an article listing. HOW DO U DO DAT?! BEN DROWNED YOURTURN 23:00, March 30, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

You have to set up the subpages and directory page. Not hard, yo. ClericofMadness 02:20, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Deletion Polls
I think the current way of doin' these is obsolete. I think the whole 3-Day, 1-Day system should be replaced by a "first option that gets to 10+ votes determines the fate of the page" strategy. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 19:37, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

I'm begging you
I was hoping you'd join my wikia BENDROWNEDYOURTURN wikia. I need your help on it. I would like you on it because I can trust you. I hope you do. My current users don't do anything. They hardly come on. I want you to do that article listing thing too cause when I try,my laptop freezez. I'm begging you. I would love a new member too. Please. BEN DROWNED YOURTURN 23:25, March 31, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

Fix the link, and I think I might join :o. Is the wiki about BEN? JackCaboose 07:47, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

Angry
Dude,change the color. I've got a MAJOR headache and I'm not very happy with all the brightness. It hurts my eyes and they are wattering,and as I said HEADACHE. Please change it. BEN DROWNED YOURTURN 12:43, April 1, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

Trollolol. It's just for April Fool's Day :P It could be worse. He could have pulled the whole "the wiki may be shut down" thing like he did last year. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 14:45, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

I need your help to get an ID of a writter
Listen I'm new to Creepypasta and love it. actually and honor talking to you

you see im a filmmaker on youtube and I was curious to whether i can or cannot find whomever made this story.

Easter Egg- Snow On Mt. Silver

Link: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Easter_Egg-Snow_on_Mt._Silver

I am hoping to make a video based on it and I wanna keep the writier paged on it if you know what I mean. Like is there any way i can get a link to the Wiki profile of the creator or whether it can't be done.

thank you for your time.

Evan Bernardi

So, yeah
When will the voting commence? I have my campaign all ready.

 I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!   22:49, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

My apologize for our arguments in november.
Hey Cleric, its been a few months since i was last on here, i just came on to say i'm sorry for the trouble i caused back in november. i know, i probably caused more than a few headaches back then! i like what you did with the website. looks a lot better than it did. anyway, hope that you can accept my apology.

to the above postVergil117 14:00, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Wikia Nav Bar
You can disable it if you want. Go to Special:WikiFeatures, find "Expanded Wiki Navigation" and disable it. —BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) 06:03, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

It was my brother that wrote that story!! Next time you block, think again, because that'll be the time I'll report this page. My brother is brain-damaged, and copied my story and didn't bother updating the article list. I ought to report you for that.

Go ahead, we have it in bold letters. Update the article listing. You shouldn't let other people on your profile. Sloshedtrain 21:18, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

Excuse me for asking this, but... how in the world are we supposed to automatically know your brother has brain damage?

 I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!  21:26, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

My point exactly. Sloshedtrain 21:27, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

Our rule states that there is no excuse for not updating the article listing.

NO. EXCUSE.

I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!  21:29, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

Report "this page" for what? Because we blocked your account because someone on your account failed to abide by the community guidelines? I daresay that's what the ability to block someone for not abiding by them exists. ClericofMadness 02:12, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

Anything new?
Hey Cleric, i think i might make a return and edit this website again, but i promise i wont be as rude as i was, is there anything new around here that i need to know about? if you need any help with anything i will be glad to be of some assistance! its great to talk with you and everyone again! sorry this was from Vergil117

Im so sorry, I throughly read the rules after I got your message. I wont make the same mistake again.

I don't know how to submit my pasta to the article listing page. Can you help me?

CreepyStoryTeller's Application
Hellur! I am CreepyStoryTeller, and this is my application for adminship.

When I first joined this wiki, it was because I had read thousands of creepypastas, and I finally wanted to make and submit one. By now I have made ten creepypastas, and I am planning on making an epic one, with prooving pictures and videos and all that.

I am on this wiki around 80% of my sparetime, and I am a grammar nazi. I correct ALL the grammar errors I can find, and I usually make around 50 edits every day. I don't pointsgame, promise. And I have helped on chat sometimes.

The reason I want to be an admin is because I love this site, and I want to help with the maintance of it even more. Especially the categories. Remember me? I'm the guy who found the Nature category. I have helped a lot. I have reported many spams, for example a guy who went around adding a non-exsistent Call of Duty category. I have been researching wiki adminship for a while, so I know what I am applying for.

When you look at my talk page you will see my bans, but basically it was because of me being a newb. And now I have pulled myself together and read the rules twice. I promise it won't happen again. Seriously, I really wish I wasn't that careless.

I have an e-mail called [mailto:smiley@live.no smiley@live.no], so I can contact you outside the wiki.

Hellur chap, wanna hear a creepy story??? 22:25, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

Ugh, of course I will never be an admin. I have too much bans, holy god! One ban, way too much. What was I thinking. Oh well.

SIGN YOUR POSTS IF YOU WANT A REPLY
So about a month ago, I had my third chat violation.

Since this is my third violation, I should have been accordingly banned from chat for a day (i.e. 24 hours)

It's been a month.

If you're not too busy with the whole running a wiki business....do you mind possibly unbanning me?

Done. Sign your fucking posts people so I dont have to hunt down who said what. ClericofMadness 01:39, April 5, 2012 (UTC)

Another comment on new features
I'd like to make a comment about something you're going to be introducing, which will be the polls for how well admins are doing their jobs. I think this is genius, and will be a great tool in preventing mishaps such as the whole Link and Bill ordeal.

 I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!   05:10, April 5, 2012 (UTC)

Certainly means I won't have to look like that admin who goes asking how good of a job he's doin' :P I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 21:59, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

Too Many Placeholders!
Hey Cleric, Just sayin... there are too many placeholders where the rules should go! I'm not trying to rush you or anything it's just that the newb's actually have legit reasons as to not knowing (some of) the rules. If you need any help regarding putting the rules pages in the placeholders, write me on my talk page. Regards, I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 22:08, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

Cleric, im sorry, i wont talk about depressing shit anymore, ive cleared my head, please return my chat perms.

TRUFAX
Dude, you are awesome. Seriously. 06:47, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

I doubt that. I think I'm pretty mediocre. I would like to see whatever proof you may have to support these wild accusations. ClericofMadness 06:56, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

becuz 07:03, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

Aw, shucks, buster. Better get working on that book then. Gonna take forevs to format it an whatnot, though. ClericofMadness 07:09, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
 * 1) You invented this wiki
 * 2) You're going to publish a book(and hopefully SIGN IT :OOO)
 * 3) You're a writer
 * 4) You're awesome.
 * 5) DAMNED KIDS! 07:04, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

I also just now noticed that me and weirdo just tag-teamed. DAMNED KIDS! 07:11, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

IS IT ME OR I GOT BANNED FOR NO REASON?
i fot banned from chat just because some people said i started drama i dint even started anything mario did! JEFF THE KILLER SAYS: GO TO SLEEP 02:56, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

After posting my first creepypasta a while ago, I only have one question: since the original story was from a Google document, is it possible to change the font color on here when editing so that it's readable without having to be highlighted? I also encountered the same problem when attempting to paste the copy I had as a Word document.

Cfruge444 05:53, April 8, 2012 (UTC) cfruge444

Perma-Block appeal
Hello Clerico. I am ready to stop acting like a "asshat" and I'm ready to come back to chat and act right. Can I please appeal my perma-block?? I guess if you want to leave me a message or contact me personally on my wiki for the Misunderstood. &quot;Teddy&quot; Brad Herrell 16:21, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

How long is the ban? Matt9102 the MAN-WHORE

harshness
Hi I think it's a little harsh that I am banned from chat with no warning after 2 mins of being on the site when all I did was make a pointAsdacomplainer 03:55, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

YOU WERE BANNED FOR ARGUING AGAINST THE RULES WHEN I, SPECIFICALLY, TOLD YOU TO STOP. CASE CLOSED. 03:59, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Fair enought but I wasn't looking for a fight I did't realize the rules were so strict. could you not just give me another chance. I don't even know the rules of this site. Asdacomplainer 04:06, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

A link to our rules is on the top of every single page on the main site. Kinda hard to miss. ClericofMadness 04:08, April 9, 2012 (UTC)Sorry I replied on the wrong page.How long am I banned for?

Chat Question
Hello, I'm very new to actually using wiki's and I found that I am having a problem with the chat. I am pretty sure that it is my computer or browser but I am not sure what exactly the problem is. I keep logging in and out randomly and would like to fix it so that I don't have this problem anymore. Is there a specific internet browser that I should be using to access the chat or do you know of what I need to do/check to solve this problem? I know I do have a very slow connection, it is satelite infact but I can navigate the site just fine without my internet kicking out, do you think that this could be the problem? If you are not sure about what I should do, could you direct me to someone/a website that could help? Thank you for reading this. Aleksei Of the Thirteen Toes 04:46, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like your a MTG fan, with the phyrexian cross

Athis-Clip 15:35, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, no. This came about long before that was revealed. It's more of a golden rat or Phi-looking thing. Jeeze. ClericofMadness 15:38, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Suggesting to use our forums.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Forum%3AIndex

This poor little thing has been abandoned far too long. Our other forum is long dead and no one uses it anymore. I say we oughta start using this wiki Forum to log chat drama, nominations for admin/chatmod, problems on the wiki, and creepypasta in general. I think it would help us a lot in the longrun. 21:13, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

You know, I would of liked you to have left a message about kickbanning me. I don't expect you to unkick me, but I'm going to apologise for making wild assuptions on chat that probably weren't true and being a bitch to others. Pellyeve93 21:20, April 10, 2012 (UTC) I'm scared of white vans.

Category suggestions
Hey Admin,

Might I suggest two categories? One for games, as in games that users can actually play, and one for cults. Pastas that involve cults.

Thank you for your time.

Dolphinbahh 20:52, April 11, 2012 (UTC)Dolphin

Cults? Nope. Barely any. Same with games you can actually play. Perhaps a page devoted to games, which I see to be a more viable solution. ClericofMadness 21:14, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

hi, um, I´m Aloratheeye, and I read somewhere that if English is not my first language, I should tell someone, and well, my first language is spanish, and I´m not too sure if my english is correct so, I´m sorry if I make any mistakes, and I promise I will try my best to verify my writing is correct, thankyou!! byeAloratheeye 04:08, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Kill1mes's Application

I think I would make a good admin because I am on Creepypasta Wiki most of every day, also because when I see a mistake on a article I jump right in to fix it, I am on my way to make many more good OC Creepypasta's, also I am not one to spam making small changes to get badges. I want to be an Admin to help this Wiki to the glory it deserves.

you should make a new category named legends for Creepypastas with old legends in them

Kill1mes 15:58, April 12, 2012 (UTC)Kill1mes

Mojosetter's Application.
I would like to apply for admin.

Umm, I got no reasons for why but it depends on you if you want to make me an admin.

Also, I like to maintain the Marked for Review pastas and uncategorized pages, you know...MojosetterTalk 00:33, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

SERIOUSLY!?
I saw people trolling for HOURS until they are kickbanned, and I stretch chat ONE time as a joke and you guys kickban me!?

Don't you think that's a LITTLE unfair?

You have been warned about that multiple times. Clearly you should know better by now. If people are 'trolling for hours' why not get a mod into chat? If a mod/admin is idling in chat (at least me) sometimes we are just not staring at chat constantly. When I idle, I go back and check every once in a while. Just pm the people with stars. If it's not happening when I look or when I scroll up a bir, I assume everything is kosher. ClericofMadness 02:20, April 13, 2012 (UTC)


 * sigh*

can you at the least tell me how much time will I be kickbanned, and I remembered, you are supposed to give one warning, and lets remember the last REAL time I have been on the wiki, weeks, maybe months

Protip: I didn't kick you. ClericofMadness 03:41, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hihi :D    Contr         KOROMO         Talk      03:49, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

oh ok, didnt know that. thank you SpicyHandofMarriage 21:05, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Just so you know
I won't be coming on as much. My grandma just died today. It's funny I predicted it would happen on this day. Just letting you know so if anyone asks for me,tell them. Thanks. I'll try to get on when I feel better. Imma brony 4evah 21:45, April 13, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

-_-
IT WAS A JOKE. Un-ban me. JimmyTheKeybladeWielder 23:23, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

The Crotch Taker
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Crotch_Taker

I was a fan of this pasta, but I could see why you'd delete it. Rather, I can't see why you deleted it, because the "deletion log" simply states that it was deleted. Would you mind elaborating slightly? I felt it was an amazing troll pasta, but if it broke the TOS, it broke the TOS and that's that. Thanks for being amazing, in any event! -- 's Keeper 18:03, April 16, 2012 (UTC)

So...
It's the day after the 15th, so...

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"   20:56, April 16, 2012 (UTC)

Is this a Pasta??
There is story on the Site Called Horker Attacks and I am wondering if it counts as a pasta. My judgement says it's not but just to make sure I am asking you cleric.I Have Officially Spoken 11:14, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Just a question
For any of the choices for both current or past stories, did you ever have one you wanted to win? One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 03:37, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Even if I did, I have no influence nor attempt to influence the voting process :3 ClericofMadness 06:36, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

YOU DON'T SAY?

Which one would you vote for if you could? One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 17:35, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

I apologize for not adding my article to Article Listing. I really need to know how to do it. I read the guidelines, but I don't understand them. Please tell me how to do it, and be more specific than the guidelines.SethDaigle 17:20, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Page needs deletion
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Zombies

User made category page for zombies. Needs deletion.

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"   19:19, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

User needs banhammer
User Jac16king needs to be banned, due to not only his category creation, but he also cleared the 'L' article listing, replacing the content with "LOL HACKZ".

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"   20:45, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

SethDaigle 21:14, April 18, 2012 (UTC) SethDaigle 21:16, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Help with Article Listing
This is SethDaigle. I apologize for not adding my article to Article Listing. I read the guidelines, but I can't find the two brackets they are talking about. Please tell me how to do it, and maybe show me a picture of the brackets they are talking about.

uiop[]\

They are after the P key on a keyboard. ClericofMadness 21:16, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for that. But i am still confused. Am I supposed to go to Article Listing/I, click edit, then put the title of my article in the two brackets. I need to know where to put the title. Is there a link in Article Listing to type the title in?SethDaigle 23:08, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

What. :| It goes in alphabetical order :| ClericofMadness 23:54, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Cleric...
Dafuq do you have in mind now? Are you gonna create a "Needs Editing" category? 'Cause we sure as hell don't need another one. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 00:10, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Check out the BAD template. 1) I was testing INCLUDEONLY tags and 2) I am trying to phase out MARKED FOR DELETION by introducing a VISIBLE notice at the top of pages that need editing. ClericofMadness 00:15, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Help with Article Listing
I don't mean to bother you again, but I looked in the Article Listing/I and my story was already there. I am confused now. You said it wasn't added there so you blocked me.SethDaigle 00:15, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Most likely because it was added after you were blocked. ClericofMadness 00:16, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

This will be my last line on this discussion, so please have a good reply. I didn't understand the guidelines, so I need something to help me understand. Can you at least post pictures of everything I need to do when adding another Creepypasta to Article Listing. I want to write more stories and I don't want to get blocked again.SethDaigle 01:34, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

See this rules post and these two tutorials for more information.

^That's on your talk page, if you bothered to read it. ClericofMadness 01:53, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Hey cleric, yesterday i was randomly kickbanned from chat. I would just like to make an appeal that I did not do anything wrong. I was wondering if i could have my chat abilities back so I can talk was some of my friends on here. Thank you

ROFLkorean 13:11, April 19, 2012 (UTC)ROFLkorean

You were probably join-flodding broski. I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 15:26, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

I just noticed that there's genre listing for serial killers. I find this strange because of the content on this page.

Link to this? ClericofMadness 18:23, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Could you delete my recent blog post?
I don't want to look at it anymore.

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"  18:30, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Accidentally add a nonexistent category called "Memories" to a page. Sorry, can you delete that edit?

Please don't ban meh.....

You've Met with a Terrible Fate Haven't You? 19:16, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

You do realize you can balete mistake categories yourself right? I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 16:42, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Clover's Application
Hello, this is HomahSamsin2024 (Cloverbeatme!!), and this is a request to be upgraded to admin. I feel that I have been chatmod long enough to be able to become an admin.

I'm on here mostly every day, and I've had enough experience here to know how things work.

15:41, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Article got vandalized
Hello Clericof Madness. It is SethDaigle. You know my article, ICarly Lost Episode:Carlysamfreddy.avi. Well, it got vandalized! The person who changed it used some text from another article.I need to know how to bring the original text back!--SethDaigle 01:08, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

I did it for you. The offender will be blocked if he does it again. Contr        KOROMO         Talk      01:17, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

The Wikichan days
Seeing as how you founded this wiki it made me wonder if you might have been around back in the days that site was around. I know ED tries to document a lot of memes and pasta these days but prior to that WC had a really great archive of them. So much lost content, could only find a limited amount using the Wayback machine. +y@talk 03:33, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with wikichan. ClericofMadness 03:35, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

I have been kick banned for no reason, can you unban me?

i want to apologize to who i upset by using all caps. can you please let me back into the chatroom? its been over ten minutes and i cant get baack in. Serial killer marik 00:14, April 24, 2012 (UTC)Serial Killer Marik

Hello Wiki Owner
This is an automated message left by the new wikia anti spam bot. This bot will soon (hopefully) operate globally on all wikia wikis as a fast responding bot to spam and vandalism. We have selected your wiki is one of several wikia wikis to participate in our 7 day trial run which will start in 1 hour. In order for this to happen could you please set the rights of this bot to administrators and bureaucrats. It will use the next 7 days to delete spam and ban vandals for you, as well as test new wiki features. It will automatically remove these rights in 7 days time. Thankyou, and good luck with the continued success of the project! Regards the wikia team. --WikiaAntiSpamBot 01:46, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

In reply
Because if given a global bot flag, this bot would run on every wiki. Some wiki's content would appear as vandalism to the bot and actually be considered content. We are in the early stages of this testing phase and we need to work around this. Also giving it local bot would not work for a different reason, we would prefer (for the time being) for the bot's edits to be highly visible to every wiki editor, bot hides edits and this is not a good idea for any early stages bot. It will not edit quickly, but rather react faster than a human to something going wrong. Hopefully this answers your question. --WikiaAntiSpamBot 02:26, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry for the Zalgo Text on chat.
Situation : Being banned from chat.

Username : TwilightKnowledge

A e-mail are been sent. Comment is now useless.

No badges?
Hi there!

i recently got blocked for 3 days and i can now edit and chat again but

on my profile it still says that im blocked and i have no badges.

HELP!

P.S thanks for replying to my email!

CLERIC HELP ! MY OTHER ACCOUNTS DONT WORK ! (sorry for caps)
In case your wondering how I'm typing this IDK im at school. Im The Shaded Scyth Studios profile I made a new one like you said I could. But it seems I cannot log into this wiki Because of something regarding an IP address. IDK much computer stuff but listen I need to be able to Use this wiki or at least be able to post because I need the Ability to post THE FILM I'M MAKING for WORK CITED REASONS INCLUDING POSTING IT ON THE USERS PROFILE (talk page) and POSTING IT ON THE STORY this is to follow the COPYRIGHT LAW

I need you to lift the ban on mibevan quickly for i cant be at this school all the time. I will ensure the account is never used again. If you cant lift the ban Can you give me suggestions to what I should or can do.

'''PLEASE CLERICOFMADNESS WE REALLY NEED THE ABILITY TO POST ON THIS WIKI TO AVOID THE COPY RIGHT LAWS. I'M SORRY FOR THE PAST.'''

I'd message you but i have no way even with my other account.

I emailed wikia and they said this is the only thing I can Do. Plz I will nver use mibevan again. I'm aware of the responsibilities but I need this site I've Been working on my project for 3 months now.

'''EVEN WIKIA THINKS YOU SHOULD CUT ME A BREAK!!! (they said in the email and to pass the word)'''

You seem to be able to edit and access the site just fine from that account. What account(s) are not able to access the site? I only authorized Mibevan (you) to create a new profile and not Shaded Scythe. ClericofMadness 13:21, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

I can oly message at my school but not on my home internet connection. The Shaded Scyth Studios And this new account wont work (Evan Bernardi) When i try and edit it says This account wont let you on chat because you use the same IP Address as mibevan and it reads off the penalties. I Tried on other computers as a matter of fact When Shaded Scyth Studio's left the chat We logged on mibevan to see how to shut down the account but there was nothis so we tried loging back in as Shaded Scyth Studios and it suddenly became blocked We had no means of contact with you. And that conversation was used on a different computer. We even tried using this account on a second laptop and it still said we wre blocked. Im not even sure how I can only write this in School

>gets notice that your IP was used for Mibevan

>goes elsewhere, tries to log into Mibevan

>wonders why this IP is blocked because it was used by Mibevan

Seriously you don't get why you cannot access things? I might can fix the issues with the IP blocking, but stop trying to log into a banned account :| ClericofMadness 14:02, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

There are no IP Blocks in place for Mibevan. There is not a logical (or anything fixable) to prevent you from editing or accessing this site. ClericofMadness 14:05, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

I'll imform u you if i still connot access the account and give any messages that would come up

Hey
Hey,Cleric. I'm just gonna say it. Why are you fussing over an avatar that is yours? It was a joke. I was just about to change it then you kicked and blocked me. Not cool. If you can't take a joke then I don't know what you will take. I'm sorry to say but loosen up a little. P.S. It wasn't impersonating.  JOKE . Imma brony 4evah 01:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)Ilovecreepypasta

'''USING THE SAME AVATAR AS ANOTHER USER = IMPERSONATION. DEAR FUCKING LORD PEOPLE. JUST BECAUSE IT IS A JOKE DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY LESS THAN WHAT IT IS. JESUS FUCK.     Contr         KOROMO         Talk'''      01:28, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Just reminding you...
Remember to make a choice about you-know who. One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 03:13, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Some Questions about my Profile
Hey cleric, I was wondering how to do a few cool things ROFLkorean 14:13, April 26, 2012 (UTC)
 * Make color Changing text
 * Add the template that will ssay the name of whoever is on my page

Category Idea
True stories man that is all i have to say lol

ROFLkorean 14:21, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Random Page Feature
What did you do with it? It's gonna be a whole lot harder to edit pages without it...

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"  18:42, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, and wiki activity. Please, bring them back.

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"  18:43, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Just punch in "Special:WikiActivity" or "Special:Random" in the search bar. Contr        KOROMO         Talk      18:58, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Well, sure, but it's a whole lot less convenient.

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"  19:18, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Agreed. It might be a whole wiki problem in general, I'll look further into it if this is the case. Contr        KOROMO         Talk      19:30, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Top o' the page, yo. ClericofMadness 21:12, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

US Category
I had seen you add the category to my other articles and was under the impression that it was something I should put to my stories if I did not want them edited by anyone else. My mistake. Sorry!

I asked Weirdowithcoffee to unlock my story so I could make some edits and the first thing I did was remove the US category. Obviously if you want to add it yourself, feel free, but I'm really sorry about my stupid mistake. It won't happen again.

Dugarte 01:10, April 27, 2012 (UTC)Dugarte

Sorry for any trouble
i apologize for any trouble i may have caused on chat I am just very sensitive to the arts of any kind

(activist of save the arts)

I DID IT!!!
Lol I finally got the URL thing to work :P Just thought I should let you know ^_^ I wonder if I could saw through my own neck... with this comb. 22:48, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Reviewed and Re-done
Hey Cleric. I've recently updated a "Marked for Review" pasta, Transmitions and now I believe it is ready to be re-added. I've done a complete grammar overhaul and it should be ready for sea. Please review this when you get a chance. Thanks. I&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. -SWAG 13:57, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Category Suggestion
I'd like to suggest the following category be created: Micropasta. These ones are those who could be anywhere from a line or two long to more, just far less than the average pasta. One! Two! Three! Now let's take a look at those beautiful dreams... 21:30, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I'm thinking a cannibalism category might be necessary, too. There are a lot of stories here about it. Shinigami.Eyes 01:36, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Is it okay if I update the potm on the main page?
It seems like you're too busy most of the time to do it, and I've kept track of the polls, so I know which pasta is PoTM for may. DAMNED KIDS! 20:18, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I'm the only one who has been doing it because everyone else stopped doing it T_T ClericofMadness 20:34, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I just did it. I hope you don't mind. DAMNED KIDS! 20:35, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Couldn't be happier that I don't have to screw with it ;D ClericofMadness 20:38, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

article listings
i'm unsure of how to post my pasta in the article listings and i don't know where to find how to do that in the guidelines. it's all very unspecific

-smino

Finishing the Holders Category
Hellur Cleric. I wanted to ask if it was fine for me to add the entire Holders series to the site. Currently we only have around 101 of them but I'd like to post the others just to complete the set. I wanted to ask so that if I didn't, I wouldn't be hit with pointsgaming and spamming resulting in a ban. If you would, please respond to this ethier here or on my talk page. Thanks for das time sir. I&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. -SWAG 14:08, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

The reason we presently do not have all the holder series is that they are all on a wiki somewhere, are they not? Is that site defunct? ClericofMadness 18:43, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

No they're not. Recently (a week or two ago) around thirty more were added. I don't believe that they're on here right now. The site doesn't have them. Would you care if I went ahead and threw them on? I&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. -SWAG 14:05, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

I have sent an email to your clericofmadness@live.com account, please review this when you have a minute.

Again. There's an entire Holder's wiki (http://theholders.org/) for that. I say only post the best of the best :| ClericofMadness 17:27, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Right then... Thanks mate :I I&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. -SWAG 21:38, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Talk Archive
I realize I'm not a moderator or sysop, but can I create a talk archive? My talk page is rather... cluttered, and I'd appreciate if you'd let me.

 "I see the bright blue skies!  Through the clear ocean waters!"  19:18, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Go for it. ClericofMadness 20:02, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Chat Issues
'''Hey, i didn't really know who to go to about this so....anyways my chat won't work. When i hit the button it brings up chat but its completly blank and anything i type disapears. Any chance you can help me with this?'''

Mirgil 19:59, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

I believe it's a wikia bug. I don&#39;t give a two penny flying fuck about your moral conundrum you meat headed shitsack 20:02, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

There have been simular issues relating to this even before the chat had been updated. I would believe it's a connection error, but it may as well be a wiki bug. ~ Behind closed doors, I am me. 20:09, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

Browser and version? Do you have the most recent version of your browser? ClericofMadness 20:28, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

Unfinished piece..
Hey, man. Could you please just go ahead and kill my unfinished page a bit early when you get a chance? I don't know that I'll be able to finish it in a week, and unfortunately, I'm not good at remembering all the rules right away, so I'm sort of embarrassed. XD I'd rather this just go now: Immortal In My Scars

Will re-upload when I'm able to finish it, as there's no guarantee that I'll produce something of quality in a week when I'm starting a new job and all. Thanks for considering this.

[☣:кiløнэятzєn:☣]  23:37, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like some pesky kids have uploaded a few of my stories without attribution and/or without permission. I've attributed the two stories I've found so far. I'm ok with the stories being posted here; I just want attribution and the link to my site, so that readers know who wrote them and can find the rest of the stories.

Thanks!

Unxmaal

Spam blog? What's a spam blog? (I just joined yesterday.)

OH SORRY I FORGOT TO SIGN O.O

WakaWakaPOW 12:13, May 7, 2012 (UTC)WakaWakaPOW

Hi, my ban on the wiki is currently over, yet I am still banned from chat. Can you unban me? <font color="Crimson">Keep calm... And may the odds be ever in your favor. 22:03, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

ZachKuether's Application
Hey man, how's it going?

I am interested in becoming an Admin. For this application, I am going to use a list to concur with the points on the list of requirements.
 * 1) I never vandalize. I actually don't remember a time when I have done this. I have a clean record except for one thing, I had recieved a ban once when I had 30 minutes to post The Cleansing in the Article Listing page, I posted this and read the rules the moment I made the account, I was naive. I knew I should have done this, but I over looked it. For that I apologize, and won't do it again. I hope that doesn't hurt my chances.
 * 2) I think it's fair to say that I have posted excellent content (Pardon the tooting of my own horn.) I posted The Cleansing which I think it's safe to say has become one of the most popular pastas on the site. I have also posted one sequel and it has also gotten a small amount of acclaim as well. I plan on posting more sequels in Roger's story, and I am also writing a lengthy paranormal pasta.
 * 3) I don't even know what "pointsgame" means. But the way you put it, I have never done it. Nor would I ever.
 * 4) Yes. I want to use the Admin powers for good. I want to recategorize and delete pastas that do not belong, or are just too awful (Being Horrible Troll Pasta that doesn't belong) and I want to help moderate chat as well.
 * 5) I do not have an AIM. I could use Email, but if it is required to get one, I will do so.
 * 6) I have been active. I read a lot, I have made some edits, and I have been writing.
 * 7) I have been active in chat lately, and will be more active.
 * 8) I have read the Admin page, and I think it's pretty easy to understand. I have had past experience with moderating for a 250 member World of Warcraft guild's forums, and I found it an enriching experience. I had that position for about 5 months before the guild was disbanded about 2 months ago.
 * 9) And lastly, I really plan on helping the site out in any way I can. This is the reason for the application.

I hope you give my application for adminship serious consideration, and I hope to further benifit the website in the future. As an author, and as an admin.

Thank you for your time.

ZachKuether 00:24, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

JaffaBomb
Hello Cleric, love your work man :D

thats it really :/

Sockpuppet?
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Thehogan911 I'm pretty sure this guy is the Mrbrosnan1 guy from earlier, as they have both pointsgamed like fuckers and share the same real name. Crucified by the sun, in the shadow of the iron cross. Many armed we strike, like wolves in the night, and the cross turns to black. 18:13, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Badges
I don't have a '50 Edits' badge but I've made over 60. Can I have my badge now?

You've Met with a Terrible Fate Haven't You? 20:22, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Spengbab?
Wasn't there something about a Spongebob meme called Spengbab on this wiki? If there was, was it in the Lost Episodes category?SethDaigle 20:55, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Charlie2770's bad edit/vandalism
Recently Charlie2770 deleted an entire story, Koshcura, and replaced it with vandalism and slander. I have no clue how to block him. Get on this if you would I&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. -SWAG 13:50, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Got 'em. Saw that from reviewing this morning's chat :3 ClericofMadness 20:57, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Question
I am trying to post a creepypasta but I am unable to figure out where I should start, help please?

Remember, Its not your job to jump feet first into Hell, But to make sure its crowded when you get there. 23:01, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

hey jerk why did ou delete my page dickhead

Headercatz 20:12, May 10, 2012 (UTC)headercatz