User:Spookster123

It was a somewhat sunny day. I awoke for school around 7:30am to the sound of my dad yelling for me to get up and that if he had to tell me twice, I was going to get the tickle fight of the century. I knew better than to challenge my dad's authority. His friends have told me stories about how my dad used to be the tickle fighting champion of the old neighborhood and that he would of went pro, if it wasn't for his bum knee (his knee later found employment as an accountant).

I threw on my favorite blue shirt, my jean jacket, and my favorite pants. I was debating whether or not to brush my teeth, when suddenly, the TV clicked on. It was an old "Dumbo" cartoon movie. I had been watching it the night before, it's one of the most relaxing movies to fall alseep to. However, something was different. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, so I just assumed it was all in my brain.

 I went down stairs and ate breakfast. I don't remember what I had. My dad and I got in the car to drop my off at school (today was a half day). I had an uneasy feeling on the drive to school. Everything just felt surreal. That same feeling followed me into school. I made my way to Mr. Benson's social studies class. I was in the 8th grade. I like social studies, it's probably my favorite subject. As I walked in, I noticed some students were missing. This was strange because these students NEVER missed school. I asked Mr. Benson why they weren't at school and he simply..just..replied "They all have strep throat from kissing after school because the dumpster" and I said "oh" and went to take my seat.

I think I made my point, so lets skip ahead to when school let out.

I couldn't help feeling like Dumbo was watching me. Somehow, I just knew, a cartoon elephant was gazing at me from afar.

I walk home from school. I always like to stop by the gas station on my way home to get a bug juice and a hotdog. I arrived at the gas station. I was taking the money out for my afterschool treats when I got into an argument with a black guy. He said to me "My downstairs nose is bigger than your downstairs nose, white boy" and I said "No" and walked away.



When I arrived at home, my dad was already home. This was strange, he was never home early. I found him crying in his room, mumbling about something I couldn't make out when there was a knock at the door.

I hurried to the door and opened it and what I saw is still burned into my memory.

It was Brad Pitt. I was like "sup dude" and he as like "not much dude, my Dumbo senses went off, and I have reason to believe you're being watched from afar by a cartoon elephant" and I said "Yeah, dude. Wanna come in" and as he made his into my house, he asked something strange, Brad said "Do you have any tea and would you wanna talk about Fight Club?" and I said "Yes".

We sat down at the table, and began to drink tea. About 15 minutes into our tea gathering, Brad over heard my father crying. He offered to go talk to my dad and I said "okay".

 Brad entered my father's room.

 20 minutes went by and Brad never returned. I decided to go and check on my dad and Brad. When I got to the door I could hear grunting, almost like something was being pinned down. I tried the doorknob and the door was locked. I put my ear to the door and all I could hear was some noises *smoosh* *smoosh* *smoosh* ......*smoosh* *smoosh* *smoosh* and that's when I broke the door down.

I wasn't prepared for what I saw next I saw Brad Pitt and my dad.....having consentual sex between two consenting adults. My mom was dead and my dad told me when I walked in that he was gay and that Brad was going to be his boyfriend. I immediately accepted Brad as Daddy #2.

 All of the sudden, a loud "THUMP" came from my room. Turns out, I was right to feel uneasy about the Dumbo movie because a bunch of Dumbo characters came rushing out of my TV.

2 of them flew downstairs, I couldn't quite make out what they were, all I could do was make out some dark shapes.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[3995,4048,0,0]}"> They cornered Brad pitt in the bedroom with my dad.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[4050,4235,0,0]}"> That's when one of the figures let out a sentence "I AIN'T NEVER DONE DID SEE A ELEPHANT FLY" and I realized it was The Crows. They clawed Brad Pitt's throat out with their bird feet.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[4237,4641,0,0]}">Then an even louder "THUMP" came from my room. I knew who it was and I knew I had to him, it was Dumbo. I went upstairs ready to fight to the bitter end. Dumbo quickly overpowered me and told me my fate was sealed. Right before he was about to take my life, he spoke in the most semi scary voice I'd ever heard and said "I've taken so many antihistamines, I think I'm Mr. Peanut" and he crushed my head.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[4643,4885,0,0]}">My name was Jim and I am Jim's dad. My son is dead. His funeral was a day ago and my beloved Brad's funeral will be a week from now. I know I probably shouldn't, but now that I'm single now, I'm looking for a suitable mate. Thanks. Good bye.