User:Thedeformedkidney

Cookie.

So I was 13 about two or more years ago when i got pokemon blue, ANd i was 1 when i first started vieo gaming, Extending my imagination. First horror game? 3. Making me easy to piss myself. So i played pokemon blue until the summer when i stopped playing it for a long time. Over the summer, My girlfriend cookie would badger me about getting rid of pokemon blue, So i broke up with her. What a mistake. The next day, My pokemon blue was swapped with an elder scrolls 3 morrowind with an extra text file "Over.exe" I thought this would just be a long emo message of cookie saying "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT!" So i didnt open it. I booted up the game, And was a khajiit. I found it a little akward that the game thought i chose a wood elf, But thats alright. I continued to play the game, Where there were some glitches like sounds where they arent supposed to be, Quest givers in areas they arent supposed to be in. I figured out there was a console, and went online to get some commands. I started showering myself with items and changed my race to a khajiit. Finally, Things were going my way. so i thought. Every weapon i used had an enchantment called "kill him" And every male character i would hit, They would instantly die, But a cry that sounded like cookies, Roared throughout my ears whenever i did. And whenever i spawned a more powerful weapon, Organs would spill out of the enemies as they died, This scarred and scared me, Gave me nightmares. I didnt sleep.

Day 2.

I booted up the game and started playing. I was afraid to load the file. When i spawned, I was in balmora. A sandstorm was happening. Which only happens when your near the red mountain. I started wandering through balmora, Noticing there was only one npc. I talked to the npc and it had a ghoulish grin, So large that the game couldnt even process it. when i talked to it, All of its chat selects were changed with "Style 1, Style 2, Style3 etc" I chose my favorite number at the time, 6. And suddenly, Bodies of characters i killed were stacked upon each other in the odai river. I noticed the npcs name was cookie. This scared the shit out of me. Horrified, I ran out of balmora (Was no silt strider guy) And decided to end the game and never touch it again.

Day 3

Im finally almost done with the game. I enter red mountain, And there is that cookie npc in there. I talk to her and all of the chat is now "Start fight" Or "End game" I felt a burning hatred to kill off the monster that started this, Probably that npc, So i took my "Kill him" Sword, But rememberd Its a female, So i run up to the heart And stabbed it with as much hatred, But instead of dagoths voice, An image of cookie with a deformed face In the top right corner, It got bigger each time i hit the heart. The game started to tilt sideways, Crying getting louder, Picture getting bigger, I had to turn away! Until. The heart was done and everything was normal. The ending cutscene played and I ran over to cookies house with the game and threw it at her, Took my pokemon blue, And left.

Epilogue

I havent played pokemon blue yet, Afraid of what might have happened if cookie had hacked this one too, So i just leave it on the counter.