Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-30692969-20170119140450/@comment-27905100-20170121061550

Shadowswimmer77 wrote: Not sure if this is supposed to be satirical or not. None of these methods would work if you needed to hide bodies "in a few seconds". The balloon thing is ridiculous. Buying giant balloons and filling them with helium... easily traced to you. As someone else mentioned, how the he'll do you bury someone at the bottom of the ocean? Eating someone would work in some respects but there's a decent amount of the human body that isn't fit for consumption, plus you're gonna leave DNA evidence all over the place. How would you know that, SS? Have you been doing that again with your spare time?

Just kidding. I actually have no idea if these would work, but hiding bodies would definitely be more complicated than these make them out to be. If they are satirical, I guess that makes sense, considering that there are some pastas like this out there, but if they aren't, you might need to work on the believability of this.