User blog comment:CrashingCymbal/If you knew that it was the last day of Earth but nobody else did, what three things would you do within that 24 hours?/@comment-24234092-20131014165520

1) Become batman.

2) Have sex as much as possible

3) Hack into every broadcast network and say "I AM JUSTICE, I AM THE NIGHT, I AM BATMAN!" Then procede to shit on the camera.