Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24662533-20141220153720/@comment-1030114-20150114224834

Theboywithburninghands wrote: I try to find something I like and dislike in every pasta I read (because I'm very pretentious) and saying that a pasta is 100% bad in every sense of the word was always a pretty damn bold statement in my eyes. But...

I'd say that one of the sloppiest efforts I've seen in a while is probably "Kirby's Deadland." To whoever wrote that, keep trying, I'm not saying you should stop, but you need to avoid cliches and hear feedback from others before you go posting.

Yep. Kirby's Deadland tries hard to make itself serious, but it's just not creepy enough. It comes off as laughable when they describe Whispy Woods, an OAK TREE THAT IS INCAPABLE OF BLEEDING BLOOD as bleeding.