Talk:In the Long Run/@comment-5632489-20141206020752

This story is basically:

"I woke up. I took a shower. I changed my clothes. I brushed my teeth. I had breakfast. I went to school. I fingered my underage high school girlfriend Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties. She blew me. I felt good. I went home. I took a nap. When I woke up, a giant monster came out of nowhere and bit my head off."