User blog comment:Kolpik/What Lies Beneath/@comment-26030957-20180525052927/@comment-34823985-20180525082648

I believe Tesla has a song that mentions cutting the balls off of long haired hippies, and tying them to trees. :) A horse skeleton, huh? I can't beat that, but I'm pretty sure my big wheel ended up at the bottom of our pond.

The creek that fed our pond ran through the cow pasture. The fact that I spent my childhood swimming in cow pattie runoff didn't occur to me until I was an adult. Ah hell, what's it matter? Kids don't give a shit! :)

I so hope that story is true. Well, at least the part where someone thought dead horse stink could be a remedy for hippie stink. And I thought dead horses were only useful in idioms.