User blog comment:HuntressNight22/All About: TOPIC EDITION: Jeff the Killer/@comment-24077689-20140429171609

Ugh. And here I thought you might have interesting insights.

1. No, what happened to "poor, young, Jeff" can't happen in real life. First of all, the psychotic break is pretty far-fetched. Secondly, a 13 year old doesn't just suddenly gain martial prowess. Bleach A) doesn't burn B) wouldn't turn your skin white. The cuts applied to his face would pretty quickly become infected. The eye lid thing is just fucking stupid. Also, no fucking 13 year old, especially if one of them is over weight can jump a fence on a skateboard just from the ground. Jeff the Killer is 100% fictitious and if you disagree with that you're fucking delusional.

2. It's made pretty clear in the story that he ceases to simply be a teenager and becomes the spooky embodiment of evil or whatever. The point is moot.

3. Jane the Killer is a fucking stupid, half-baked spin off of one of the most universally panned stories on the net. The story wasn't written by the original author, as such it can't really be considered canon. It's just as mediocre and mind-numbing as the original from which it is derived.