Talk:The Girl and the Deceitful One/@comment-25464062-20141006001957/@comment-24040907-20141015063407

Sounds great! You must really enjoy those pageants, huh? You have your own coach and everything! Who is this Kim, I don't believe you've ever mentioned her before? I wonder if they ever give you trophies? I'll bet you already have tons, though.

Ah, Tang Soo Do? Although my knowledge of martial arts is limited, if memory (and a quick wikipedia search) serves me well, that art is based around letting your opponent strike first, blocking, and countering, right?

Although martial arts is a beautiful practice and lifestyle, I don't see it as "simply pretty". If you and I ever got into a fight, my face would quickly become aquatinted with the floor. For, you see, dear Thorn, I have my own highly disciplined fighting style.

I like to call it "Kick 'em in the weak spot and never stop running!" which gives rise to my favorite form, "Run like hell."

Here is a video of my last fight. It's [glorious]

White screen of death on boot-up? Could be a fried logic board or (most likely) a damaged hard drive. Does it make weird noises or does it go "Bong"? A lot of Mac users are having the same problem, and they all point to a damaged hard drive. Could've been caused by wear, age, or perhaps an electrical overload (if you've been having thunderstorms lately).

Sadly, I don't know much about Macs, so I hope your Uncle can help you and I hope you didn't lose any data. I would say "Maybe you got a virus." But as I type that I can almost hear Steve Jobs laughing at me and saying "That's impossible, Tyber." Then I get the giggles. Apple products are pretty secure, I'll give them that!

Aw, you're going to read my new stories? Thank you so much : )