User blog comment:Dorkpool/Tetris: The Movie/@comment-4849011-20141006004457

~stares at screen~ I have so many thoughts about this...

1. If this had been made before the failure that was Battleship, it would merely get an "Oh, well this is strange!" Since it's being made after Battleship and its poor critical and commercial reception, it gets a "What in the bloody world are you thinking?!"

2. Any time your movie sounds like a parody sketch from MAD magazine or a Seth McFarlane cartoon, you should probably decide to make a different movie.

3. This is making me miss Roger Ebert all over again.

4. Will people hallucinate falling blocks after seeing this film?

For all that, I'm actually morbidly curious.