User blog comment:EtherBot/How you do'in/@comment-28266772-20160924104045

A dog wanders through Africa and comes across the savanna. As he wanders a lion spots him and quickly starts sprinting. The dog notices and, thinking very quickly, he grabs a nearby bone and cries out,

"Oh god that lion was delicious! I hope another is nearby."

Instantly the lion comes to a stop, and looking at the dog he concludes,

"He must be much stronger than he looks!"

Off in the trees a monkey notices this. He follows the lion and  he goes up and tells the lion about the dog's trickery, hoping to gain a good reputation with the jungle's king. The lion is furious and runs as fast as he can back to the dog. As soon as he spots him he starts barrelling towards him. The dog sees this and thinking quickly once more he cries out,

"Where's that damned monkey with another lion!?"