User talk:Jay ten/Archive 13

Creepypasta/Fairy Tale
Hey buddy, So, I made an attempt at a CP/fairy tale. The story is in the WW and titled The Squire and the Black Scroll (I know, I know. It's a bit Harry Potter-esque, but hey, it's a fuckin fairy tale! Those type of titles are expected. LOL)

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:563052

Anyways, as a child, I remember and still long for those disturbing fairy tales I would discover to my delight on the shelves of the library. This is my attempt to merge the Creepypasta style genre with those original fairy tales (before Disney got their hands on them).

If possible, I would be terribly appreciative of any feedback you might offer. Thank you. KillaHawke1 21:48, November 28, 2016 (UTC)

Spam Photo
Would you delete ? It is spam. This user: User:Loloman231 is vandalizing the wiki with it.

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 02:53, November 29, 2016 (UTC)


 * K, gimme a second and I'll try to get around to it as soon as I can. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 19:40, November 29, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Sponse
Despite the awkward/shoe-horned rhymes at times ("I gnawed some more, finally breaking through the shell, / I took a big whiff, and nearly dropped down and fell." and "It smelled like heaven, the greatest thing in existence, / I couldn't hold it in any more, there was no more resistance,") and some instances of distorted rhythm/flow ("I tilted it down and drank what remained, / I then tore the fruit apart in two, seeing the strength that I had gained.") I can't whole-heartedly say that it deserves to be deleted (especially after SP corrected the format and added proper punctuation for the stanzas). I would probably leave it as is given their history with other stories of passable quality and just keep an eye for future posts. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 19:54, November 29, 2016 (UTC)


 * No problem, lemme know if you ever want me to weigh in on anything else. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 20:21, November 29, 2016 (UTC)

Forgot something
I think you'd like this one

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:56, November 29, 2016 (UTC)

You tell me! At least we know that Tutankhamon lived his short life at its fullest.

Also, someone messaged Cleric, and I quote, "why did u delete my pasta?". No signature and no heading I might add. Sometimes I wish we had some sort of automatic system that checks these messages and sends them back with "You just answered your own question."

Edit: Scrap that. Something much more fucking weird happened.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:13, November 29, 2016 (UTC)

Dwarf dick!!!
Tell me! I have to be one who is the first to use dwarf dick as a plot device!!! LOL

Thank you so much for your review of The Squire and the Black Scroll. I totally can see the areas you point out. I think one of my issues is that I write my stories with an intent for narrations. Finding that longer narration are less popular than the shorter ones, that steers the final outcome of the final product. That does alway leave me feeling a bit constrained.

I think the most insightful area you pointed out is the payout with the Squire. I love the ending and the magnitude his character ended up having for that universe I created but I didn't provide that attachment earlier in the story. If the reader is given more opportunity to develop investment in the boy's safety and success then there might be more impact in the ending. Thanks for the feedback....I think I know what to do and I should be able to do it with no more erect dwarf dicks digging into the backs of children too. hahahah.

Btw just another the third tale in this world...its called The Maiden and the Lost Villagers. If you would like to take a look, it would be appreciated, but no rush. I put this one out fast and it most definitely has some mistake I will need to flesh out.

No it has nothing to do with the YMCA or village people dicks. LOL KillaHawke1 22:30, November 29, 2016 (UTC)

I have been using the four tilda....I actually didn't know about the signature button. I am going to try it out now. Oh, btw. Thanks for the suggestion for the Profile formatting. I spent the weekend fixing it up and looks great! thanks.--KillaHawke1 15:20, November 30, 2016 (UTC)

Comments
There's sexually explicit comments (which violates General Rules #6) on this story: Unused. Would you please delete them?

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 09:04, November 30, 2016 (UTC)

Humper-Monkey's Ghost Story
These stories: Humper-Monkey's Ghost Story, 50 Foot Ant's First Story have the word c***sucker, would you please give them the NSFW category? They are protected from editing.

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 10:12, November 30, 2016 (UTC)


 * This story is protected from editing and has a broken link that says "skip to navigation": 50 Foot Ant's Fifth Story. Would you please remove/fix the link and check the other stories in the series to see if they have the same issue?


 * TenebrousTorrent  Talk 10:32, November 30, 2016 (UTC)

Duplicates
I created three of the same video, but I'm wondering if it's a glitch because it appears that I edited the pages also, which I did not. Would you please delete the duplicates? and

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 10:52, November 30, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Comments/NSFW
Ok, I crossed out the message about the "skip to navigation" broken link.

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 12:52, November 30, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Only once a year
I'll just take a bow with humility and joy ChristianWallis (talk) 18:45, November 30, 2016 (UTC)

Sorry about posting in the wrong spot, its my first time and I don't have a clue. I think I posted the right way this time. How long do stories usually take to be reviewed?

Nowhereman0828 (talk) 19:28, November 30, 2016 (UTC)Nowhereman0828

In Case Someone Does Not Know Yet
I'd just like to bring this user because I've noticed he's been committing vandalism on this person's user page several times. Not only that, but he also created a spam blog post which can be found here.

Edit: I've also found out that Thatcreepykidinthecorner has, in retaliation, vandalised the vandal's user page (Evidence can be found in the edit logs).

Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase and it's no passing craze. (talk) 17:05, December 1, 2016 (UTC)


 * Cleric got it. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 17:26, December 1, 2016 (UTC)
 * I also undid the edit the user in question made to her talk page. I hope that's okay, and I apologize if it's not. I just know you're not supposed to edit your own talk page like she did. Raidra (talk) 17:28, December 1, 2016 (UTC)

Interesting
"I was doing some talk page stalking" - I feel you, man. No homo. Thanks.

Bonuses: First, Korn has a song with Corey Taylor. Figured you may like to know. Also, a fucking awesome and creepy Metallica video.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:19, December 1, 2016 (UTC)

Glad you liked it. Cheers.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 19:53, December 1, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Question
Hey I just emailed you.

ChristianWallis (talk) 14:13, December 2, 2016 (UTC)

Review Request
Hey Jay! I was wondering if you have the time to give some thoughts about my latest story here. I can understand if you don't, either way thanks in advance! RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 16:08, December 2, 2016 (UTC)

Hey, you deleted my Stargate SG-1 Part 2 page, but I didn't have it saved so can I have a copy of it?

Category Addition
Please add the videos category to A Figure in the Fog. It has a video at the top of the page and therefore it fits this category.

WhatIsDees (talk) 01:59, December 3, 2016 (UTC)

Figure in the Fog Narrations
Jay any chance you can use your awesome admin powers to add the narrations to A Figure in the Fog from my user page in the same format as I did for my other stories? I'd do it myself but for it being locked as a former PotM winner. Thanks in advance.

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 02:20, December 3, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Review
Sad to see it not working; luckily it was salvageable. But nonetheless I was happy when you mentioned my word usage has expanded little bit. I've been trying to get my hands on Stephen King's books, man they cost like 40+ over here.

Either way, thanks for the taking the time to review and I hate to be of a burden again but I was wondering if I could post this story on the wiki now, it seems to have gotten some positives responses from two users. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 02:27, December 3, 2016 (UTC)

By the way, I stumbled upon this and I remembered this story having a different title & being connected to other sequels back in 2014. Did a search and found this, thought I should let you know. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 02:39, December 3, 2016 (UTC)

Hey Jay! I hate to be a burden again but could you check out the newest revision of story? I think might've fixed all of the issues presented in it before. I can understand if you don't.

By the way, I was checking out the blogs until I stumble upon this. Now I'm not sure if that user posted it as a story or an actual experience, but I'm letting you know just to be sure it isn't. RaptorKillerX-Venture (talk) 08:26, December 4, 2016 (UTC)

I'm Doing It
Hello Jay. I seen you made a return and if I must say you have done so in spectacular fashion. Your new story is awesome, and I'll get to posting a comment tomorrow.

But I also had to ask you a question. I'm going to do it. And by Do It I mean I'm going to try and write one of the most NSFW stories on the wiki.

I have a great idea in mind and I think it could really work but I'm going to need some advice. Considering you wrote two of the most disturbing stories on the wiki, I'm just wondering if you had any to give. I want to make the reader disturbed and disgusted, but I don't want to scare them away. I don't want my story to be classed as 'just another torture porn'.

Sorry if that message is a bit confusing but I'm typing this in my phone at 3:00 in the morning because it's about 35 degrees Celsius in my bedroom and I just had a horrible nightmare that will serve as the inspiration for this story.

Hopefully I hear from you soon. I'm always asking for advice and I don't mean to be a bother but if I don't ask I'm not going to improve and I still have a lot to learn.

Anyway, I'll leave it at that and get back to sleep if God is kind.

Everyone is a monster to someone. 16:13, December 3, 2016 (UTC)

Memories of past nightmares
Hey, Jay. I was stalking talk pages (I'm not even trying to be subtle anymore) and I saw you mentioned one of this wiki's masterpieces, The Gym Teacher. I was then reminded about how Daddy's Little Princess is a sequel to Clown Dogs, but it doesn't have that nav-bottom template thing (my thinking process is weird like that). Anyway, should I add it?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:32, December 3, 2016 (UTC)

A bit too cloudy to see right now, but I've done it. Hopefully I won't have to go through the plot of An American Werewolf in London again. Thanks for the advice.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:56, December 3, 2016 (UTC)


 * Thanks Jay, I'm working on a new story now while I still got the spotlight that I hope to get out this month. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 19:51, December 4, 2016 (UTC)

Vandalism
Hey Jay. Check this one out. Also, do you hear that username often?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:01, December 4, 2016 (UTC)

The creepy bastard gets older
Yep, one year closer to the grave. Sadly I am not aging like wine. Anyway, thanks for the wishes brother!

K. Banning Kellum (talk) 02:31, December 6, 2016 (UTC)

Nirvana Lost, Nirvana Fallen II
Hello my friend, I really hope I did you proud with this very disturbing poem. I really pushed myself using your past works to get me into an uncomfortable state...the result is this little lyrical piece I am really proud to have written. I present to you..... Nirvana Lost, Nirvana Fallen II: Trichotillomania. This one is dedicated to you (not for its content, just for your inspiration to write it) A year ago, I never would have been able to do something like this. Thanks from the bottom of my hair follicles. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:563879 --KillaHawke1 08:18, December 6, 2016 (UTC)

Oh, i should have been clearer. You and I are in agreement when it comes to poerty. I never got them and could rarely make my way through one. This is just a simplistic nursery rhymes style. A very poor attempt at Dr. Seus. --KillaHawke1 15:50, December 6, 2016 (UTC)

Red R. Story
You got it; I am going to check that out right now. While I have you, I wanted to run something by you. I have this story brewing in my head. I am going to write it, but may not release it. It might be too upsetting for some people. Having said that, I can't keep it to myself and wanted to bounce it off of someone. Here is my outline.

Plot The missiles are their way, and so are ours. A radio preacher in the Midwest goes on air to apologize to all the Christians for the deception he and others like him were responsible for. Many true believers across the world were given a vision five years ago. Revealed to them: the lie propagated by the translators of the Book of Revelations. It was just a single word. One word intentionally misinterpreted. When John of Patmos received his revelations, the word meant nothing. However, those who were shown the truth today were silenced; most often permanently.

It was one word: Trumpet. The real word: Trump/Pence.

The preacher begged for forgiveness over the airwaves for he had played a part in misleading the followers of Christ. It was the Born Again who gave the Antichrist power and rule over the world. By standing with the Liar, allying themselves with the Thief, and by praising the Adulterer, they had committed the one unforgivable sin. The preacher admits that the Rapture had already occurred, but few were found worthy. The rest were deemed tainted with the excrement of Satan. For with a single casting of a ballot, they had taken his mark. The preacher explains, the Mark of the Beast is not a physical mark. It is a symbol of actions and deeds. The shed pitiful tears because the devil is laughing at them. For the remaining Christians have taken his mark, and by their own free will.

It was the Christians who fulfilled prophesy. Preacher quotes, "It is said, he will have seven heads and upon his heads, there will be ten horns, and the Devil will bestow upon his horns ten crowns, each with a name of blasphemy upon them."

With the Beast and his False Prophet, the Whore of Babylon will take her place at his side. His four children will mount their horses, and the SEVEN will be united. And with every debate and with every speech he openly displayed the sign of his father: Forefinger to thumb and three fingers held high. The sign for the Number of the Beast. 666.

The preacher warns there is no hope. All is lost. Static is heard over the radio and fades to a gunshot. --KillaHawke1 03:51, December 7, 2016 (UTC)

No,no, that is exactly the feedback I was looking for. You and I are very like-minded, I believe that's why I enjoy our little chats and you are my go-to person when looking for advice and opinions. I am going to go with my gut feeling and keep this one in my pocket. In the past few days, the story has grown profoundly and I see it now as an epic visual experience for my channel. It will leave the listener HAUNTEd. I had a feeling this type of story with the direction I am going take belongs on my channel I am accountable for, not one I contribute to. That gives me freedom to dig deep into some primal fears no matter what religion, or political View. I am so excited about this project now (evil grin and finger pyramid of evil contemplation). Once again I value your advice and your friendship.--KillaHawke1 01:55, December 8, 2016 (UTC)

Wellll....I would be dishonest in saying I didn't have an agenda (sly grin) I alway strive to challenge people's mind and beliefs regarding religion in some way. I would never put anyone down for believing in a god or praying to this god or that. However, I am brutally honest about the dangers it holds and the crimes done in its name. You should check out (in you free time; no review necessary. Only for your viewing pleasure.) Daemon and Echoes from Blasphemy --KillaHawke1 02:44, December 8, 2016 (UTC)

Here is my take, and I'll won't say anymore on the matter because endless praise gets to a point where it becomes uncomfortable and also loses its sincerity too. YOU ARE A very talented writer, not for just what you write, but your ability express a bit of yourself into arrangement of words you choose. Your "agenda" like mine come through loud and clear and it's awesome. Okay, the dick stoking session can now come to an end. LOL (Golly, I used to be such a nice fella. Jeepers, what happened to me?) --KillaHawke1 05:40, December 8, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Contest
Hey, Johnathan and I have a list set up elsewhere where we can tick off the prompts. I'll drop him a message and let him know it might be better to do it as a first-come first-serve approach so people aren't left waiting ChristianWallis (talk) 15:02, December 7, 2016 (UTC)

Sexy Blue
Hey dude. What exactly is the position of "Showcase moderator"?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 14:37, December 8, 2016 (UTC)

Under Fifity Shades of Black Metal
I happened to see you and Diexilius talk some about black metal recently. It so happens that years ago I complied hundreds of musical genres and sub-genres. Here are the black metal entries from the list. You can share it with Diex to see what he has to say. I'll give you a moment to recover from the fact that the most squeamish Bible-thumper on the whole site was the one to provide you with a compilation of black metal sub-genres. Related in that they’re mixtures Related in that they’re opposites
 * Barbarian black metal- extreme black metal with themes of paganism and barbarism. Example: Bal Sagoth. (Wikipedia, http://www.purevolume.com/)
 * Battle metal- 1) a form of black metal with themes of medieval or fantasy battle. Most bands who play this style also perform other styles of black metal. Examples: Summoning, Bathory, Waylander. (Wikipedia) 2) a fusion of symphonic death metal and power metal. Examples: In Flames, Arch Enemy, At The Gates. (Wikipedia)
 * Black metal- a darker form of death metal, often with satanic themes. Examples: Mayhem, Gorgoroth. (Vh1, www.vh1.com)
 * Celtic metal- a style of black metal which focuses on Celtic mythology. It uses both traditional metal instruments and traditional Celtic instruments. Celtic battle metal combines Celtic metal and battle metal, Celtic doom metal combines Celtic metal and doom metal, and Celtic pagan metal combines Celtic metal and pagan metal. Cruachan, Geasa, and Waylander are examples of Celtic metal, Bran Barr and Belinus are examples of Celtic battle metal, Cryptical Realm, Mael Mordha, and Wreck of the Hesperus are examples of Celtic doom metal, and Aisling, Ogmias, and Primordial are examples of Celtic pagan metal. (Wikipedia, various other sources)
 * Extreme metal- a term applied to heavier, more aggressive forms of metal, such as black metal, death metal, doom metal, and thrash metal. Also known as ultra-metal. Examples: Black Sabbath, Viper, Slayer. (Pioneers of Rock and Roll, www.allmusic.com, Wikipedia)
 * Folk/black metal- a combination of folk metal and black metal. It mixes fast, chaotic riffs with slower acoustic or folk interludes. Examples: Old Man’s Child, Graveland, late Bathory. (Wikipedia)
 * Forest metal- metal which mainly talks about nature and wildlife. It promotes returning to ancient ways and sometimes uses samples of forest sounds. Examples: Ulver, Finntroll, Trollech. (Wikipedia)
 * Ice Metal- metal which incorporates sounds, imagery and themes related to ice zones (especially Scandinavia). It uses a lot of electronic instruments (especially keyboards). Examples: Sonata Arctica, Luca Turilli, Celesty, Heavenly, Lacrimosa. (http://www.blog.hr/print/?id=143858, Wikipedia)
 * Mass murder metal- a form of black metal with themes of murderous and criminal acts against people, animals, organizations, nature, etc. It seems to derive themes from famous tyrants and serial killers. Example: Bloodline. (Wikipedia)
 * Medieval metal- a form of black metal with lyrics and sometimes music about and from medieval times. It contains numerous references to castles, knights, and bloody battlefields. Medieval metal which blends electronic instruments with medieval instruments, or which only uses electronic instruments, is called electronic medieval metal. In Extremo and “Dark Medieval Times” by Satyricon are examples of medieval metal while Tanzwut and Qntal are examples of electronic medieval metal. (Wikipedia)
 * Melodic black metal- a form of black metal with more keyboards and orchestral pieces than long guitar solos (and sometimes more lyrics). Examples: Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir. (Wikipedia)
 * Mythological occult metal- a form of black metal with elaborate studies of obscure mysticism (such as Sumerian and Gaelic). Example: Absu. (www.artistdirect.com)
 * Necro metal- black metal with buzz-saw-like vocals. Example: Bathory. (Wikipedia)
 * Pagan metal- a form of black metal which draws heavily on pagan, Celtic, and/or satanic imagery. Examples: Acid Bath, Incubus Succubus, Suidakra, Tuatha de Danaan. (Wikipedia)
 * Scandinavian metal- black metal and death metal from Scandinavia. It has a chilly bleakness reminiscent of Scandinavian winters. Viking metal is Norwegian black metal influenced by darkly majestic melodies of Norwegian folk and classical music. It evokes the frigid loneliness of bleak Scandinavian winters and images of pagan nature worship. Gothenburg sound is a form of Scandinavian metal which marries ultra-heavy yet memorable riffs and death-style vocals to more traditional song structure and an audible influence from New Wave of British Heavy Metal. Bathory and At the Gates are examples of Scandinavian metal, Emperor is an example of Viking metal, and Dark Tranquility is an example of Gothenburg sound. (www.vh1.com, www.allmusic.com)
 * Suicidal black metal- a form of black metal with lyrics concerning depression, death, suicide, nihilism, Satanism, and anti-Christianity. It features a wall of sound musical approach with distorted guitars and synthesizers, hypnotic rhythm patterns, harsh and heavily processed vocals, and low production quality. Examples: Xasthur, Leviathan, Draugar. (Wikipedia)
 * Symphonic black metal- black metal with thick-pounding instrumentation and sweeping, dramatic soundscapes. It is less harsh than traditional black metal and adds elements of progressive rock and goth metal. It is similar to melodic black metal, but has a lot more orchestral pieces. Examples: The Gathering, Tiamat, Samael, Cruelty and the Beast by Cradle of Filth, In the Nightside Eclipse by Emperor. (www.allmusic.com, Wikipedia)
 * Tolkien metal- a form of black metal with lyrical themes concerning J.R.R. Tolkien and The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Examples: Isengard, Summoning, Battlelore. (Wikipedia)
 * Troll metal- a form of black metal dealing with trolls, goblins, and related subjects. It is often related to forest metal because trolls, according to legend, live in the forest and some songs incorporate forest sounds. Examples: Mortiis, Finntroll, Arckanum. (Wikipedia)
 * Vampyric black metal- a form of black metal focused on vampires and a vampyric lifestyle. Example: Cradle of Filth. (Wikipedia)
 * War metal- a form of black metal with themes of war, battle, and violence. The two styles are Australian warmetal and the war metal performed by the band Bolt Thrower. Australian warmetal fuses death metal-style drumming and thrash metal-style guitar and bass riffs. It takes imagery from Teutonic, Scandinavian, and Anglo-Saxon mythology and combines it with satanic overtones and a particularly Australian sense of humor. Also known as satanic war metal. Examples include Destroyer666, Bestial Warlust, Abominator, and Vomitor. This style is sonically very different from the war metal performed by Bolt Thrower, which features cartoonish warfare imagery. (Wikipedia, http://www.blog.hr/print/?id=143858)
 * Blackened death metal- a fusion of death metal and black metal. It has the blistering percussion of black metal and the bass rhythm-line usually heard in death metal. Also known as blackened death. Examples: Dissection, Behemoth, Zyklon. (Wikipedia)
 * Blackened thrash metal- thrash metal fused with elements of black metal, or black metal fused with elements of thrash metal. Also known as black/thrash and thrash/black metal. Examples: Melechesh, Venom, Absu. (Wikipedia)
 * Dark metal- heavy metal which adds elements of doom metal to death or black metal. It has synthesizers, acoustic guitar experimentation, and/or operatic female vocals. Examples: Samael, Tiamat, Therion, Crematory. (Wikipedia)
 * Christian metal- metal with Christian themes. Also known as white metal. It’s often referred to as anti-black metal by black metal fans and life metal by death metal fans. Examples: Stryper, Whitecross, Mortification. (Vh1, www.allmusic.com, Wikipedia)
 * Unblack metal- a form of anti-Satanic black metal which promotes holiness and moralism and is usually Christian. Also known as holy unblack metal, Christian black metal, and CBM. Examples: Crimson Moonlight, Bloodgood. (Wikipedia, www.urbandictionary.com) Raidra (talk) 00:31, December 9, 2016 (UTC)

Have you ever heard of Probot, A Dave Grohl project back in 2004? --KillaHawke1 20:00, December 9, 2016 (UTC)

You know me too well, am cu cine semăna. Raidra may be good in creeping, but it takes years to reach our level. To be honest, I didn't even know black metal, a sub-genre of metal, had so many sub-genres on it's own (sub-sub-genres? fist-deep-genres??). I'm very confused on how Black metal is a sub-genre of Black metal (Blackception). Some of those seem pretty reasonable, some sound really fucking obscure (If only there were also three sub-genres called Earth metal, Wind metal and Fire metal, and they would fuse into the ultimate metal genre *Lightnings crack the sky in response to the badassness*)

I'm still figuring out how Christian metal is supposed to work, it sounds like an artistic contradiction. I suppose I'd know all of them if I was a hardcore black metal fan, but I'm more of a Heavy/Trash/Nu-metal guy. Interesting how different the fans of one genre's opinions on that genre can be. Some say that any type metal they don't like (especially Nu-metal) is not 'real' metal. These guys are called elitist, which translates roughly to 'assholes'. There's a sub-genre that many call Glam metal, but I prefer to call it by its more fitting name, Gay metal. Semi-jokes aside, now I've got to find a way to express my admiration towards Raidra's metal knowledge without using terms related to insults, genitals, dark hobbies or downright vulgarity. Though job.

Also, speaking of metal, here's two classics from a group of legends. And an unrelated classic just because it seems to fit you.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 20:47, December 9, 2016 (UTC)

I think you'd be quite surprised to find out more about Slipknot's members. They are not really the classical "rich guys", especially Corey Taylor. He seems to have been through a lot of shit, drug and alcohol abuse, suicide attempts. Hell, he says he barely even remembers how he produced one of the albums. He's got past those things by this point and he's a very intelligent and funny guy despite his past. The other members are very interesting too. What do you think about their softer side (like Snuff, Danger-Keep Away, XIX, etc)?

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 00:34, December 10, 2016 (UTC)
 * Thank you both! I'm glad you liked it. Jay, things are going pretty well, and I hope things are well with you too (Also, those posters are great). Diex, it may have been a tough job, but I think you did it. Incidentally, I have a list of Gospel sub-genres too, so it looks like I have both ends of the spectrum covered. To answer the question, I included those Christian metal sub-genres simply because they're pretty much described as being the opposite of black metal. It's like if I made a list of apples and mentioned oranges because they're often contrasted. Good idea, right?


 * Gary the Snail- Meeh... No.


 * Oh, what do you know, you're a snail! Anyway, when I was in college I decided that if I ever became involved in music, I'd have to have an understanding of musical genres, and so I decided to discover as many musical genres as I could. Maybe someday I'll post the whole thing on here. For the record, the largest section is Dance & Electronic. I think a lot of it is people saying, "Oh, my music is slightly faster, so it's completely new and different, and since druggies are at the raves, I'm so special!" ~rolls eyes~ Responding to Diex's comment, you know what's worse than a metal elitist? A punk elitist. Sadly, they're out there. By the way, I happened to see Jay mention Captain Planet as I was coming to post on here, so I feel compelled to advertise this now- http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Raidra/Bizarre_Captain_Planet_theme. Raidra (talk) 00:47, December 10, 2016 (UTC)

Did someone say mega mac Donald's?
Someone asked, "What's a mega mac daddy?" Someone else offered, "I don't know, someone's who's good at it?" and a third claimed, "It's someone who can eat ten Big Macs without vomiting." It's too late to comment on it, but if you're interested, here's a blog I made a while back about creepy musical genres- http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Raidra/Creepy_Musical_Genres. Raidra (talk) 14:51, December 10, 2016 (UTC)

Late response (as always)
Believe it or not, I agree with you on that a lot. I don't mean a lot, I mean a lot. As capitalist dogs I guess we have to take capitalism with its upsides and downsides, but it doesn't mean we can't complain. You should feel lucky, America at least has plenty of celebrities that are actually talented and can be looked up to. Here...well, here you could probably count them on the fingers of both hands. The rest are either talent less "musicians" or self-superior, judgmental TV "personalities". And don't even get me started on politics.

The way I look at it is that the more I know about the artist and the the history, the more enjoyable the music becomes to me. Heavy metal artists are usually the most interesting to find about.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:40, December 10, 2016 (UTC)

I was lovin' it
You don't want to be this guy. It is convenient that he apparently happened to be lying on the morgue table when he started eating the fatal sandwich, though. This is one of those commercials we can all respond to with a resounding, "Who asked you?! Mind your own frakin' business!" (I meant to say "freakin'", but then I decided the typo worked better). Thanks, I'm glad you liked it! Raidra (talk) 00:12, December 11, 2016 (UTC)

Vandalism
There's vandalism by this user: Special:Contributions/Ranoutofideasforaname. All of the user's contributions through 02:38, December 11, 2016 (UTC) need to be reverted.

TenebrousTorrent  Talk 02:38, December 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * No problem


 * TenebrousTorrent  Talk 02:58, December 11, 2016 (UTC)

Ha ha
Hey, Jay. Found something interesting. The nice young Australian A_O presented me the song that seems to be my new theme song. Well, I did some research (read: googled for two minutes) and guess who made it a cover? (I'm assuming you know who it is)

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 23:02, December 16, 2016 (UTC)

No problem, dude. Whenever you can break the shit life sometimes throw at you.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 17:27, December 18, 2016 (UTC)

neknom
No worries buddy. I think you deserve a PotM win, especially considering your two best stories aren't allowed to be spotlighted.

'Everyone is a monster to someone  Since you are so convinced that I am yours; I will be it!  07:10, December 17, 2016 (UTC)

Most f$%ked up Creepypasta Youtube Video ever
Do you want to see the most fucked up Creepypasta video ever made? Check out my newest. https://youtu.be/_0YOKgZ_uXI

The batting average is dropping
I just scolded someone for removing a message from their talk page, and then found out they had removed the one kind of message they're allowed to remove. I just have things on my mind. I've left an apology, but I need to take it easy before I accidentally get in trouble.

Last month I mentioned an episode of The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. Today I thought of another episode because of a particularly unfeeling villain. This villain developed a plague, and he tested it by spraying it in the face of one of his henchmen (I think that the henchman had made some mistake earlier). The villain had a mask, and the other henchmen grabbed masks from a pile in the corner. Afterward I realized, "There wasn't a mask left over." So yeah, this villain always intended to test the fatal plague on one of his own henchmen, and this one simply irked him the most. The others didn't seem to care, so either they didn't realize it could have easily been one of them, or they simply didn't like that guy. It's unsettling stuff, and I intend to do a rip-off one day. Raidra (talk) 02:14, December 22, 2016 (UTC)

Here we go again
Here’s an update I hoped I wouldn’t have to make, but unfortunately, it happened again. Earlier today they removed half of Mom’s right big toe. She’s now down to eight and a half (which I think is the same number as Nightmare on Elm Street movies). I’m ticked off at doctors at this point. However, we’re thankful because things went well, and we’re confident that her recovery will go well too. Thank you again for your continued well-wishes. ~insert iguana joke to help lighten the mood here~ Raidra (talk) 00:52, December 23, 2016 (UTC)
 * Good news- Mom came home from the hospital today! :-D Raidra (talk) 00:20, December 25, 2016 (UTC)

Can I Post my Story?
Hello, Jay. I was wondering if my story was good enough to post. It's called "A Lump of Coal", It's on the writers workshop. I followed all the feedback I got. I doubt that it's good enough, but I want to make sure since the Jollytime Murderfest ends tommorow. Thanks in advance, Jake888 (talk) 10:24, December 23, 2016 (UTC)

Nevermind
Nevermind. Sorry I asked. I got it posted anyway. The deadline was nearing and I didn't want to risk it. I'm sorry for the bother, I know you said your internet was shit lately. Have a happy Christmas, Jake888 (talk) 20:41, December 23, 2016 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!!!
Hey Buddy! I hope you have a wonderful holiday. Here's to another year of demons, shitty gods, ghosts, serial killers, witches, and overall horrible people....oh wait...that's tomorrow's family get together. LOL take care bro.

Nope
I know, it's one of those things where you go, "Are you serious?" Thank you, we do too. There is one good thing about the timing- our relatives are off from work and school. That's all right; I know that people have matters of their own to attend to. I hope things are going well. Also, I don't know if it's intentional or not, but thanks for having a title that made me think of Dr. Hartman from Family Guy. "My nephew drew this picture of me, but it doesn't look a thing like me." Thankfully we are having a good Christmas, unlike these people. Thank you, and merry Christmas to you too! Raidra (talk) 00:51, December 26, 2016 (UTC)
 * Mom had an appointment today. He said the right foot is looking good, but he’d like to have another look at the left foot in a week. Things have been going well. Didn't you say you've moved back? Hopefully it's going well. You could always print off pictures of iguanas and stick them in random places to ease in the transition. Raidra (talk) 00:17, January 11, 2017 (UTC)

Belated message!
Hey dude! Late happy holidays. Your presence here in the last few weeks was a bit scarce, so I wanted to know how are you doing.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 17:58, January 8, 2017 (UTC)

You've Been Showcased!
You were selected for one of my random writer's showcases, you can read your own showcase here

Sandcastles in the Den
Hey, getting some sand seemed to work for Brian Wilson! That reminded me of an episode of the 1960s sit-com Get Smart. The Chief had an assistant named Larabee, and in one episode Max and 99 needed a babysitter for their twins while they were on a mission. Larabee offered, "They could come to our place and play in the sand." The Chief asked what he was talking about and Larabee explained that he & his wife were thinking about moving to somewhere with a beach, so they had put some sand on the floor to see how they'd like it. Raidra (talk) 01:43, January 11, 2017 (UTC)


 * I've got to say, my respect for you just tripled. Not easy to make good tentacle porn. Or so I hear.


 * You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 20:06, January 11, 2017 (UTC)


 * I've got a permanent erection. I think the worms in my penis are jealous and that's why they they keep biting me so hard. Fun fact: since you have muscles that actively block a lot of blood from flowing into your penis when you don't need to use it, if you die in certain positions you can get post-mortem erections (which made for very weird paintings of Jesus). And...I'd have some ideas in my mind about what such a story would be called. A full folder, to be exact.


 * You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 22:51, January 14, 2017 (UTC)

This section took a strange turn in my absence... Eh, no hard feelings!

Jay, as to what you had told me, it's odd because in the summer I was at a sandbox, and I had what I thought was a snow cone made of very dry, light brown snow. Sure, your neighbors may seem unnerved, but at least some of them have to be thinking, "Yeah, that guy's not bound by anything! That guy's awesome!" I have heard of that, thanks for asking! I've seen a little (They were making chakrams one time), but I don't know when it comes on, so I'll have to check that. Thankfully things are going well; I hope you all are doing well too. Tonight's Chili Night, and it's almost ready, so don't expect any communication from me for a while. Mom's chili, yay! :-D Raidra (talk) 23:32, January 14, 2017 (UTC)

Shhhhh
He needn't know.

You bring the bodies, I handle the rest (talk) 21:15, January 18, 2017 (UTC)

Been Caught Steeling
Thank you, I appreciate that! :-D I wasn't able to catch it last night (I did see your message before ten, but there were other factors), but I can try to catch it next week now that I know the night and time. We're all doing well, thank you. I hope all is well with you too. Raidra (talk) 15:52, January 25, 2017 (UTC)

Glory, whole!
Hey, thanks for the quick word boss. I'm gonna make a little blog post tomorrow and it'll explain a few things about why I stepped away for a while. But I'm really back now, and glad to be.

That contest description certainly plumps my bump indulges my bulge titillates my prostate, but after holding up the '16 collab for so long, I think the best thing for me to do right now is to just go back to reading stories and editing like I used to. We'll see.

Take care Say ten, I hope you're well as well.

" Girls will run around in your head ,  till you wished you liked boys instead !"  01:49, February 14, 2017 (UTC)

Funniest thing today
Hey, El Fuego. Did you see the last post on the deletion appeals? Christ, those things almost make me wish regular users could respond to appeals. That's the most unintentionally funny thing I ever read in my life. Although I think it's for the best, three quarters of my review would be used exclusively to mock everything about it.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 17:18, February 15, 2017 (UTC)

The original version of the post was even better. I'm kinda conflicted bout how I should feel. She mentioned friends, which can mean: a) her friends have as much knowledge as her (pity), b) they knew it was shit but didn't say (irritation), c) she made up the "friends" (pity once more).

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:10, February 15, 2017 (UTC)

Wondering why you deleted my work?


 * Got it. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 22:46, February 15, 2017 (UTC)

Hello
Hello Jay, I hope you've been well in the past few months or so. I've been doing great myself, I don't mean to bother you, but there was a user who seems a tad bit aggressive in his comments, but I may be wrong: here is an example of a comment: Talk:An Egg/@comment-ThisIsLucid-20170124125850/@comment-PG101-20170218031530. Thank you for your help! :o) Luigifan100 04:57, February 18, 2017 (UTC)

Response to Repost
The worst thing was that it wasn't even really his comment; it was my interpretation of his comment, and it would have been rather cruel to him on second thought. Thank you for deleting it, and I'm sorry for writing it.

--Squidmanescape (talk) 01:52, February 20, 2017 (UTC)

Homo arigato, Mr. Forgoto
No problem, bitch. And believe me, after attending my brother's joyous wedding earlier this morning, it's certainly nice to hear about some good old-fashioned human anguish.

...

And the fact that my brother is gay has nothing to do with it.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  21:02, February 21, 2017 (UTC)


 * Will do. And if it makes you feel any better, I don't give a shit about what you say either.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  21:35, February 21, 2017 (UTC)

Vanilla
By the way, in case the link I send you is too inappropriate for this place, I also send it to Jake. Otherwise, this message is invisible.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 15:40, February 24, 2017 (UTC)


 * However, I'll still call you Cock Machine Gun. It's the way God intended it.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 15:45, February 24, 2017 (UTC)

Yo
I know you didn't say a response is needed but I feel like it anyway(if you specifically don't want me to respond just tell me fuck off next time.) Yeah, that's what I though; I already got my ass warned when I posted a picture of a mangled, gory, weird foot. That's why my response message sounded a little concerned. Anyway, hope it didn't cause too much hassle,

--If you&#39;re depressed and want to die, I&#39;m here to help... you die (talk) 16:41, February 24, 2017 (UTC)

Well
Shit was hilarious to me either way, thanks for sharing.

And by any chance do you recall the last Skype username you added me at? I made like three of them or something because each computer I use fucked up on me in succession and I couldn't remember my logins.

" We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  18:49, February 24, 2017 (UTC)


 * Ah alright, there's certainly no rush. Whenever you get around to it. Pen E. for your thoughts.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  02:16, February 28, 2017 (UTC)


 * Got it. And please watch what you say about resetting in the future; my cousin is half-Microsoft Password.


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  21:36, March 1, 2017 (UTC)


 * Er, shit. Can you give me the info for JT?


 * " We could have been so good together ,  we could have lived this dance forever ..."  22:21, March 1, 2017 (UTC)

Deletion
Dear jay ten, as you are an administrator I respect you greatly, and I do understand why my pasta got deleted, plz reply a message telling me what I would include in future pasta and what I should work on. Thank you

I see you've been taking tips from Humboldt for shameless self-promotion, bastardus. I'm impressed yet unsurprised.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 20:26, February 28, 2017 (UTC)

How can you say something like that? Literally every action of yours shocks me. You can't get used to it no matter how many times you experience it, much like a heart attack.

Interestingly enough, lots of insults here are regionally based. We have "natia ma-tii" (your mother's nation, we have lots of 'your mother' insults) which is a bit nonsensical, as most people use it on people of the same nation. We also have insults segregated on the region where you're from, like Muntenia, Oltenia, Moldova, Ardeal (Transylvania). That's right, we have inter-racism.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 20:47, February 28, 2017 (UTC)

Soon enough people might do it anyway. Either that or every politician gets arrested for corruption by 2020.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 20:53, February 28, 2017 (UTC)


 * In contrast to our policy about Panties-less rest of the week?


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:03, February 28, 2017 (UTC)


 * That's how the word "bonfire" came from. Also, while we're at that we should also invent "boner pocket dimension" to be able to remain discrete.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:20, February 28, 2017 (UTC)


 * Along with anyone under 7/10 (besides us).


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:29, February 28, 2017 (UTC)

Even though he still has two stories left to review (not sure if it will be done in the necessary time) I know his current scores and I am 100% certain I know the winner. I'll only be around here for about 20 more minutes, though.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:44, February 28, 2017 (UTC)

If I am to work for a while longer and turn this into a whole story instead of a series can it be uploaded and not considered a re-upload

Sent.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 21:59, February 28, 2017 (UTC)

My story
It appears that my story is up for good as it has not been taken down in 10 minutes

March Day! Wait, what was the distress call again?
I see what's going on here. You noticed I haven't been as active and you wondered if the title of that story had scared me away! Thank you, that's nice of you. Mom has had some health concerns recently, but thankfully she's doing better. We're okay, just tired. I hope all is well with you too. I did see part of one or two episodes, and hopefully I'll be able to catch more because it's a different, fascinating, and enjoyable show. I saw a part in which someone lost because the challenge was to make a chakram- a flat but strong metal ring with a razor sharp edge- and the guy added a bar in the middle. You were asked to make a ring, and you thought, "Why don't I channel the Ghostbusters logo?" No word on whether that's the same guy who botched the Best Picture award presentation the other night. I haven't seen a lot of American Pickers, but I wonder how many people have been inspired to have their old items appraised because of that show. "If there's something valuable in that pile of old toys and machine parts in the barn, then dang it, I'm going to be the one of profit off of it!" Raidra (talk) 19:45, March 2, 2017 (UTC)

Yo
It is acting up on me too. I think it got banged up. MrDupin (talk) 21:55, March 2, 2017 (UTC)

Fire up a chainsaw
Hey there, psycho. Perhaps it would be a bit too soon for me since I've just recently been a judge, but if I were to have a contest in a few months, do you think phobias would make for a good theme?

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 07:04, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

Great. Will probably have the details ready somewhere in April and start it in May.

And of course we know. We're second world, not morons (not all).

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 13:50, March 3, 2017 (UTC)


 * Heh, if it's an American thing at least 70% of the world already knows 'bout it. It'll be interesting when you'll find up 'bout the Russian sex day.


 * I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 14:09, March 3, 2017 (UTC)

What can I say, that's why the ladies like me. But seriously, thank yourself for being great at what you do. If you sucked then you wouldn't have gotten such good results.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 06:22, March 4, 2017 (UTC)

Spam Blog
Jay, can you delete this spam blog/trollpasta (and this one too) frankenstein hybrid thingy? It's bothering me. Also, the story is about as good as your heart is black, so you might want to message the user about that.

Thanks

 I was living the dream, That is, until I woke up  07:01, March 5, 2017 (UTC)


 * I got it. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 13:30, March 5, 2017 (UTC)

Jay face reveal
Hey, I found that music video you made a few years ago! Raidra (talk) 01:43, March 8, 2017 (UTC)
 * Here's your new cover identity- http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Gugu. (This is honestly one of my favorite Grouches because it looks like they didn't even try!) Raidra (talk) 01:52, March 8, 2017 (UTC)

It's cute that you're interacting with your first fan, Jay.

I'm the Hand of God. The one where he holds the spear 16:27, March 8, 2017 (UTC)