Talk:What Really Watches You in the Dark/@comment-31077845-20170204194620

Shit, I'll bet that means even the monsters are sitting outside my window like "Dude, when is this guy gonna get laid? This is just getting sad".

But for real, author, I understand there are a lot of people who are into weird stuff, but I find your clear arousal at the idea of being sexually dominated by Joseph Merrick to be a little bit offputting. Can't you just get boners from cartoon ponies, like normal weird dudes on the internet? Plus actually, if I was gettin' it in and the poor elephant man showed up hiding in the shadows I'd probably just try to pretend he wasn't there. The guy had it rough enough as it was, take some pity. Maybe I could even get my lady friend to throw him a pity handy. "Just imagine, you could claim to be the only woman in history to have been sexually involved with the elephant man!".