User blog comment:HumboldtLycanthrope/I just won a leather bound copy of Fight Club signed by the author and he wants to know what I want inscribed in it/@comment-26030957-20151001055234

And the winner is:

Well, honestly, Humboldt, your lack of grammar and intolerance to punctuation make me sick. Please, Humboldt Lycanthrope, give it up, before you make an utter joke of yourself. Stop being an ass. It's not a full moon every night.

Seriously, I'm giving you this book in the hope that you will go away with your irrelevant prattling and never take a class of mine again.

Here is hoping I never hear from you, ever, and I mean that,

Chuck