Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-33674313-20171117025411

One night

I was playing Doki Doki Liberal Group

And i wanted to hang with my fav girl, Sayori

She wasn't feeling very happy as her usual self

I walk up to her and say

"Hey baby whats up"

and she says

"SHUT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER GOD DAMN"

Surprised, I jump back

She looks at me

And she apologizes

"I-I don't know what got into me, faggot-chan"

"It's ok, i forgive you"

We walk home together

I felt pretty surprised

I was in complete shock, even

But this wasn't even the end of it

The next day

Walking into the literature club, i noticed something off

She didn't even try to hide it this time; Sayori approaches me with an offensive costume: A swastika tattod on her arm and a KKK mask on her face

"HEIL HITLER!" She exclaimed

"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" She screamed

I tackle Sayori to the ground

I try to make her come to her senses

I say

"S-S-Sayori.... are you racist?"

"What? Me? Racist??!?!?! I'm not racist! I just hate jews.... and other minority groups...."

Appaled, I run away, crying myself home

Boob Sweat - Today at 8:00 PM

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY GIRLFRIEND IS A RACIST!!!"

There is then a knock on the door

It's Sayori

But she didn't have all those rude things on her body

She was wearing an "I'm with her" shirt and a "Down with the Bourgesoise" cap

She even brought a hammer and sickle

I lean close to her

Practically inside her ear drums

I lick the inside of her ears

And then i take a deep, deep breath

And i say

"SIKE NIGGA YOU THOUGHT"

She was happy to know that I, too, hate blacks

We hit it off pretty quickly and fucked daily and had Trumplet children

We even named our kids after political figures

Our daughter, Hillary Clinton, died at an early age

Whom cares though?

Anyway,the others in the literature club didn't like that we were racist

Yuri, or "9/11 legs" as i like to call her told us to stop being so fucking obnoxious

I say "Cucks like you don't understand"

"I'll make you understand when i fuck the everloving shit out of you, pussyboy" She mutters

"What?" I ask

"Shut up, fag. You don't understand. You're literally passing up a big titty goth girl like me for some fucking 4"11 munchkin bitchlet like her" she says

The others show up

"What the fuck are you fucking retards arguing about" Bitchass 4000 and Monika ask

"Everyfucking day it's the same shit with you two dumbasses arguing over some gay shit" Monika exclaims

"Always fucking botherin n' shit"

"NOW ALL THAT SHIT WAS JUS PLAIN UNNECCESARY BITCH" Sayori says

"ALL YOU GOTTA DO IZ SAY "PLEASE SHUT UP" N SHT MANG"

"YOU BETTER BE GLAD THIS LITERATURE CLUB GOT MY BITCH ASS ON LOCK OR I WOULD'VE FUCKIN WRESTLED YO SCRAWNY ASS"

I leave to avoid inevitable fight that was about to happen

I'm afraid of girls so there was nothing i could do

The next day I walk into the club

I saw Yuri sitting at her desk

With some condescending, shit eating look on her face

She looks in the eyes

HER EYES BECOME HYPER REALISTIC

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

SHE WHISPERS INTO MY EAR

"You're black. Give it up, niggy"

"WHO TOLD YOU" I yell, mortified that Yuri knew the truth

"You're black and you're here to steal the club's geebie weebies"

She pulls her phone out of her pocket

"I'm going to dial the Destroyer of All Worlds" She says, mocking me

"N-not him"I say

She starts to hit the button to summon him... and then everything went dark

I could only feel the ground rumble

"OUT HERE IN THE AMISH" The voice screams

"SMOKIN' BIG OL' DOINKS"

Young King Dave destroys the roof of the entire school

I run outside

I run into Sayori

She couldn't bear to look me in the eyes

"I can't b-believe you're black"

"S-Sayori! Just because i'm black doesn't mean i want to hurt you" I say on the verge of tears

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"Time for you to go back to Coontown, you filthy nigger" She says crying

"S-sayori, p-p-p-please" i say with my back against the wall

"I can't believe I fucked a low-IQ nigger like yourself! Daddy told me about you stupid swines!" She screams

I already accepted my fate as there was no point in trying to convince her

As she cocked her shotgun, a voice came rumbling from the sky

"GETTIN' POTS HIGH OFF DAT STINKY BWINKY SKUNK SKUNK"

A foot came from above and stepped on Sayori

"Yowza! Did I just get fucking killed?" Sayori says with her last breath

The other three retards come outside in shock of what happened

"Thank fucking god that stupid fucking cunt is dead" Yuri says

"Yeah, if she stayed alive any long i was legit about to shoot up this entire school to let off my anger" Monika says, releasing an entire militia from her backpack

"H" Screamed the other one

But i could tell that they were all still upset with me

Especially Yuri since I upset a big titty goth gf like her

Yuri pulls out her a butcher knife and tries to stab me

but before she could even come close to me, Young King Dave saves me once again

"Thank you, Dave" I say whiping the sweat off my forehead

"I'm not done here yet"

Dave lets out a roar

"SHOUT OUT TO MY GUY JUST4KICKS96"

The world begins to shake

Space itself felt like it was collapsing

Everyone in the entire world is dead thanks to Dave

He takes me to where I would be safe. The only place he knew he could protect me: The Amish

He tries to get me to relax by giving a doink

I smoke the doink and felt pretty relaxed

"I have something to tell you, niglet" Dave says all non-chalant

"What is it, Dave?" I ask worriedly

Dave kneels his fatass down

He looks me in the eyes

And he says

"Anime girls aren't real, bruh"

"Just fuckin with you bro" Dave laughs manically

I start to worry

"D-Dave... are you ok" I say

"You see... i'm not Young King Dave... I'm actually............... McRide.............. Stefen Burnett............. the lead singer of Death Grips" He says

"Wow! Mickey Ride! Lead singer of Death Grips!" I say with excitement

"Haha no" Mcride says taking off his mask, showing his true colors

Sayori's face is behind the Mcride mask

"S-Sayori! You're back" I say

"Yes, and now we can live happily together" She says calmly

"Sike!" Sayori says beating the shit out of me

That's the story of Sayori saying the "N" word 