Talk:Obsessive Compulsion/@comment-31077845-20170203191350

See, that's why I take the opposite approach and just never shower. Those monsters, they're a finicky sort you see, and I figure if I'm disgusting and greasy enough maybe they'll get grossed out and just leave me alone. My mother says "You. Go shower, you disgusting person" and I scream "GOD WOMAN DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!" and storm off to my room where I'd lock my door if it had a lock and then I lay on my bed and listen to slipknot and color my nails black with sharpie while writing in my livejournal about how nobody understands me and I hate them all! god! And my mother sighs and rubs her head and wonders why her 25 year old son still lives at home.