Talk:Zombie/@comment-26437574-20160603022646/@comment-30857407-20180531122452

... and I have found it. The exit. I finally found it! I stumble, jumping at the knob of the door, laughing uncontrollably.

''Finally, I'm free! I'M GODDAMN FREE!!! SWEET OUTSIDE WORLD!''

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The door springs open, and I rush outside, feeling a swish behind me. I don't care. I keep running. And running. And I vault the parking gate like it's a bench. And I keep on goddamn running. And now, I finally see a safe haven.

Home!

I twist the front doorknob, rush inside, sprint down the stairs, lock the door, and sit cozily in the family room.