User:XDudeLALS

The "not so creepy creepypasta"

*Keyboard clicking* Well, i'm here to post a happy sto- Wait... this is the CREEPYPASTA website! God Da- *Sighs* Well, FINE! JUST FREAKING FINE! *Sighs longer* Okay, I guess I'll just post... a not so creepy creepypasta.

I wake up next to *THUMP* a pool of *THUMP THUMP* Blood. I had a Nose- *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP* I open the door. It was time for breakfast. My cat, Number 3, Is, of course, meowing away. "Love ya' Three cat." I say to him. I scoop him up and eat my breakfast, And head back upstairs. Typing this story right now. Three is on my lap. *Glass breaks*. HEY KIDS!! KEEP YOUR BASEBALL IN THE YARD!!! stupid kids. But what makes it creepy....

Is I AM THE THING... THAT BROKE THE WINDOW. I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I CUT MY NOSE. AND NOW I AM IN YOUR HOME. *THUMP* AND THAT WAS YOUR MOM. *THUMP* AND DAD. *THUMP* AND YOU