Board Thread:Writer's Workshop/@comment-37482493-20190220153625

A couple years ago, My best friend left this world. I didn’t truly know the purpose until not long ago. She was the only one receiving newspapers in her town anymore and people thought this made her old. So she was a introvert. She lived far away from me, She lived in Texas, And I lived in Maine. Her and her towns death wouldn’t have sparked much interest in me if I didn’t explore the ruins of her house.

Upon entering the ruins I noticed the only thing that wasn’t completely destroyed was her bathroom. The police had investigated the town but found nothing to help them. In the bathroom all of her shower products had been replaced with clean newspapers. They were unnaturally clean, like nobody had ever touched them before, they look like polished diamonds. I picked them all up and ran back to the near by airport, I couldn’t stay long because trespassing on an investigation scene is a crime.

I read the newspapers when I arrived home, and it was very strange. They were titled “Teketown Weekly”. But she didn’t live in a place called Teketown, Nor is there a place called Teketown. They don’t even document news! They are very surreal an make no sense. The newspapers read about some tornado Armageddon in her town. And Here are what the papers read:

Week 1:12 years ago

If you are reading this you are living in Teketown. About 12 years ago Grapevine town (My Friends Town) was destroyed by a tornado. Here we will document what has happened.

Week 2:Dead Fish

The people of Grapevine town were as pathetic as dead fish. I’m glad they all died, or else the smarter more evolved people wouldn’t have had the chance to come here.

Week 3:Eggs

Eggs and bacon go very well together.

Week 4:Crystal

My Dad had his boss bash his head in with a huge crystal.

Week 5:Human Evolution

I wonder how much more we can evolve… We started out as monkeys, them Homo Erectus, then Humans. What more can we be?

Week 6:Hippopotamus

My mom tried to hunt a hippopotamus in Grapevine. The hippo was bigger than any hippopotamus. About 39 feet tall.

Week 7:No More

What if we had no more nuclear weapons, then could we live in peace? Tell us what you think by emailing Topic@Teketown.advice

Week 8:Tornado To Rule All

The tornado that hit was no normal tornado. It was meant to move the world. More will hit everywhere, to wipe out weakling humans and make way for a more evolved race.

Week 9:God is real

Tornados from god will hit everywhere, Teketown is God’s Home-base. All hail our lord and savior, giver of life and death.

Later after I read these Grapevine ruins are being replaced by a new, better town, Called Teketown. 