User blog comment:Blacknumber1/1ST EVER CREEPYPASTA FREESTYLE CHALLENGE - Official Page/@comment-25954350-20150207100018/@comment-25428589-20150207105937

Aaactually, thinking about it, users have managed to reach the finals with harder subjects than this (i.e: Justin Bieber in the zombie apocalypse), so I think it should be possible to make a good pasta with this. So, no, I'm sure you'll be able to make something out of what you've been given.