User blog comment:RuckusQuantum/Rant Fiesta: Rant About Everything!/@comment-25024572-20151030122534

Peter Parker's skateboard: I am a Spider-Man fan, and know quite a bit about Spider-Man. However, most people know that, behind the mask, he's a nerd. So why in the name of Stan Lee's shriveled balls did Peter Parker, in The Amazing Spider-Man, ride a fucking skateboard?! He's Peter Parker, not Tony Hawk. He doesn't ride a skateboard. Ever. Moped, sure, that's actually a thing from the comics. But the fuck does he have a fucking skateboard? Is it to make him more 'hip' and 'cool?' If so, congratulations, you missed the entire point of Spider-Man. He's supposed to be relatable, especially to nerdy folks who have to deal with bullies, and adults who have to deal with life. That's the entire point.

I think this was the movie's way of trying to make Peter Parker a hipster, which, once again, MISSES THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT OF SPIDER-MAN. He's supposed to be relatable and likable. Sorry, but hipsters are neither. They live in their own little world of irony, and are near the bottom of the barrel of humanity. Do not make Peter Parker one.

And as for the skateboard, what purpose, in the grand scheme of things, does it serve? For fuck's sake, during the entire time at Oscorp, that thing is completely forgotten. Like the original idea for giving Peter fucking Parker a fucking skateboard should've.

AAAAAGH! Jesus! Just...why? Why did anyone think this was a good idea? Why did anyone think most things from that movie were good ideas? Why do people think this movie is better than the first two Spider-Man movies? What is wrong with you people?!

...welp, there's my rant. I feel much better now that I've gotten that out.