User blog comment:Bed head zed/this needs to stop/@comment-24077689-20140322025606

Bed head zed,

Thank you for creating this blog post alerting the community of the total excess of Lavender Town creepypastas. I assure you, we are working on fixing this issue now. We have a team of experts working round the clock to ensure that you no longer have to have the burden of reading such trite online literature ever again! We were previously unaware of this imposing issue! I would like to once again extend my thanks to you for telling us about this using such colorful language and grammar! Certainly, you're aware of our rules on spin-offs and by proxy so-called "Pokepastas", but until just now none of us were aware of the epidemic that is the Lavender Town Derivative.

Please be aware that we are doing whatever we can to make sure that your reading experience is as enjoyable as possible, God forbid you accidentally stumble upon what we in the biz call "undesirables". I do hope that you will continue to be patient with us though, as we literally have tens of thousands of pastas currently hosted on the website. And in spite of the efficient dog catchers we are, some do slip past our keen eyes.

And if you're worried about pesky equal rights in our offices, don't you sweat it, chum! We have a very diverse staff! We have white men, white women, and we even have a black guy! So you can continue utilizing our services in comfort and totally guilt free! But we don't let those ladies have too much power, God only knows what they'd do to our offices, wink, wink. We thank you for being a loyal customer of Creepypasta Wiki, LLC.

Sincerely yours,

Noothgrush, esq.