User talk:Lazycaper

Kazooies revenge

I was looking on the internet for some cheats for my game on the ps3 i searched around a bit and then found some gears of war cheats fair anough i was looking at it and at the side ad there was Banjo-Kazooie i was supprised to see some familiar faces i clicked on the ad and it took me to a game site for nuts and bolts cheats i was sad to see Banjo-Kazooie changed so badly then i rememberd i had and old Nintendo in the attic i walked up there and pulled it out i blew on it and brought it downstairs i lokked at it, there was a Controller,Rom and the Nintendo i picked the old cartridge up and suprisingly it  was Banjo-Kazooie i took the Nintendo,Controller and Rom ro my room i hooked it up and started playing i never remember buying Banjo-Kazooie just owning it as a kid the Nintendo logo jumped around a bit then disapeared i clicked A and then the game started only there were only New Game,Load Game and Options  I selected Load game but there wasnt anything so i clicked New game The game Instatly started i didnt even click anything i ran around a bit but i couldnt use any moves i walked up to bottles hole but bottles didnt come up instead a dialog box poped up and it said "You shouldnt be here They watch".Said the mysterious creature it didnt have bottles noice just a wisper i ran around the level abit but it was strange cause i could do a double jump or talon trot it was like Kazooie wasnt even in the backpack.I reached a weird area and all of asouden banjo died (I think) and the screen went black for abot 10 seconds then Kazooies face poped up on a camra Kazooie said actual human words not text she said "Date January 1 tests are complete".Then she moved and Banjo was straped to a chair he looked like he was beat in the face with something Kazooie said "Banjo admit im the one who does all the work". Banjo spit up blood puking it up like a water fall "I never thought either of us did all the work". Said Banjo "LIER screamed Kazooie". And slapped him across the face with her wing "And now you will suffer". Said Kazooie she walked up and ripped his eye out of his socket and then started ripping chunks out of his body and then Banjo sat there sobbing "Now the game is called Kazooie".She said then walked up to the camra and shut it off i seen a younge boy before she did and i thing he was Edison.