User:The Zog.

sup (bitch)

OK, well I thought it was obvious this was a joke but it has been made clear to me people are just bugs. So, it's a joke.

My Pastas

 * The Hearse Driver (deleted due to QS)


 * The Hearse Driver 2: Sweet Dreams (same)


 * The Hearse Driver 3: Comatose (yeah same)


 * The House Down the Road (cliché, and was so intentionally might I add)


 * Promise, (don't see how that one isn't deleted but still)


 * Cling, or adhere. (You have to kinda know specifics to get that)


 * Pogo, ever watched JonTron's Nightshade review? Yeah, don't let 'im touch ya kids.


 * The Củ Chi saga

My Favs
Order doesn't matter
 * Implanted, because hell yes


 * Blue Light, because that ending really got me


 * Shut That Damned Door, damn good


 * Big Green Tree, datendingtho


 * BEN Drowned, I followed the ARG for a long time


 * 1999, just beautiful.


 * The entire Abandoned by Disney saga, because holy hell it's good.


 * Portal, I went in thinking it was a crappy Portal creepypasta, came out finishing a magnificent creepy story.


 * Lost Episodes and its sequel, because fuck yeah Slimebeast.


 * Necrosleep, oooh boy it deserved PoTM.


 * Penpal, I went in thinking of a totally different plot, but this is a masterpiece. Deserves in every way to be a book.


 * The Disappearance of Ashley, Kansas, because...just wow.


 * Where'd You Get Those Eyes?, because it was just great. Wish it was a bit longer though.


 * MARIO, oh man. Like BEN I followed this thing, trying to decode it. So much have I modeled after this piece of work.


 * I HATE YOU, a Mario creepypasta which I think shouldn't have been deleted, or not be reposted on the Trollpasta wiki.


 * Almost all the EAP works, not limited to those on this wiki. My personal fav is Berenice because DAYUM POE!


 * Emma's Mittens, though I'm pretty sure I know what exactly happened but still don't know.


 * So I Thought I Ate a Spider in My Sleep..., damn. Call me a wuss but I like when nothing bad happens to the narrator.


 * Just Say No, don't do drugs kids. Even if you think it's not the kind that can hurt you.


 * And the Beat Goes On, what happens after we die? Livor mortis, for one. HA. That's funny, I'm funny
 * ROOM, just close your eyes John...just please close your eyes.

My Least Favs

 * Angry Sylvester, if there's one pasta that shows Lost Episodes have been done to death, it's Angry Sylvester.


 * Stranded, while I don't really not like this one, the twist makes no sense. I don't really think you could really light a finger on fire. And you definitely can't smoke one.


 * 'Sickly', Your soul. is dying of boredom.