User blog comment:Anarchic Operations/Getting Away With Murder/@comment-25226524-20160622001346

Two victims. Feed them to each other until they're nothing more than heads (Jay, that doesn't work like th...). Boil and bleach the heads until you have two pristine skulls, then buy a pair of make-your-own bowling ball kits. Make two badass bowling balls to show off at the nearest lanes. No one will ever suspect you're that crazy.

P.S. You could also consider saving the anus or any other orifice you fancy by tanning it and turning it into a finger hole in the ball. Just sayin'.

This is what it's like in my brain.