User:Tiololo

Just a Little (alright, quite a lot) About Me
I am a high cat living on vodka in your back garden. I was born on the first of the first, new year's day.

I used to be the epitome of a FNAF fanboy (although I'm getting over that stage now) and I still have some annoying habits, such as changing the look of this profile page once every fucking week. My favourite game is now Silent Hill 2. My favourite author is Stephen King, who is everyone's favourite author anyway.

My favourite subject at school is math (WTF) and my hobbies include swimming, tennis, chess, looking up hot cars (and occasionally hot girls) online and cooking. Especially cooking. I want to become a professional chef.

The Creepypasta Wiki is pretty much the only 'stable regular online presence' I have so it's easiest to contact me this way if you do need to. I used to have a Deviantart account too when I was younger, where I drew fanart of anime girls and My Little Pony (blush). I'm not going to link that.

I enjoy both reading and writing pastas, so if you want me to critique anything then please leave me a message on my talk page.

My Single Page Pastas→

 * Electrocution (read by mrcreepypasta)
 * Mind the Gap
 * Man in the Pub
 * Executioner
 * You Old Imbecile
 * Goodbye Juliette
 * I Can't Find a Life
 * The Scraping
 * It's Bothering Me
 * Read This Backwards
 * Broken Shin River
 * Ffity-Seven Missed Calls Winner of BrianBerta's 2 Sentence Creepypasta Contest May 2015
 * Still Your Passenger Entry for Empy and Koromo's Song Competition 2015
 * Don't Leave Your Child Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

My Spider Cannibals Series→

 * Spider Cannibals
 * Return to Pennsylvania

My Human Experiment Chamber Series→

 * Human Experiment Chamber
 * Human Experiment Chamber 2
 * Human Experiment Chamber 3

My Stories About Public Toilets (secret fetish)→

 * Public Toilet
 * COME OUT NOW
 * The Friend She Was Not

My Spinpasta and Trollpasta (external links)→

 * Jeff Returns
 * One day i woke up and found my butt was missing it was terrible
 * I CANT STOP SCREAMING
 * This is my first pasta and some feedbacks would very appreciated
 * Obesemouse.avi
 * Jeff the Killer PK Slenderman: the Rematch (literally PK'ing, lol)

Favourite Pastas From the Wiki (in order of preference)

 * 10 The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen
 * 9 Banning's Tobit Series
 * 8 The Piano
 * 7 NoEnd House
 * 6 The Thing That Stalks the Fields
 * 5 Abandoned by Disney series and The Russian Sleep Experiment
 * 4 I Am a Big Boy
 * 3 A Small Piece of Lead
 * 2 Psychosis
 * 1 Wake Up Okay, this one's a joke. But GO AHEAD. I DARE YOU.