User blog comment:SnakeTongue237/How Tall Are You?/@comment-4849011-20160823010507/@comment-4849011-20160824012010

Did Snake's request remind anyone else of the "human horn" episode of Futurama? I measured my unicorn horn and found it to be about 10.5"/27cm. That in turn made me think of this raunchy and inappropriate thing- http://www.allmusic.com/album/he-got-out-his-big-ten-inch-risque-r-b-and-rude-blues-mw0000744534.  Yes, this is a real record.  My aunt gets catalogs for rare and collectible albums and movies, and this was listed one time.  The songs are a genre called dirty blues (and I imagine the album also has examples of the sub-genre hokum blues).  All I have to say is that whenever Luther Campbell (of 2 Live Crew) claims he was the first to have inappropriate lyrics, you have the right to call bull.