...With a little more info and some over dramatization, you could turn that into a pasta...

I might turn it into a Pasta.

I'd read that

My house is haunted so freaky shit happens to me every day.

I was reading a creepy pasta on the real creepy pasta web page ( I was thinking I was brave so I went there nothing wrong will happen right? WRONG!) it was something about spongebob I think.. so I was reading it and weird things started happening (things like: lights turning on and off TV turning on and off) so I turned my laptop off and it stopped...nothing had happen or at least that's what my mom says. but I cant help but feel the need to talk to the TV and say "it will be ok"

I witnessed something weird inside our college's restrooms. I was washing my face in the sink after dismissal and turned to face the mirror. Our restroom was designed with the mirror right next to the door so you can actually see people walking in the corridors as they head on to the room past the bathroom. I saw my classmates walking in the mirror, followed by an old man who looked like a professor. Without wiping my face, I immediately headed outside, so I practically ran into them.

All I saw was my classmates. The professor was nowhere to be found though I did see his reflection in the mirror earlier.

Years ago, when I was exhausted and under a ton of stress, I had a bona fide doppelganger hallucination. It was a little before three in the morning, I think, and I was just going to bed after working all night on a project and I met myself in my own hallway on the way to my bed. The freakiest part was how natural and banal it felt. I gave myself an automatic nod and muttered "Hey" the way you might when you pass someone on the sidewalk that you kind of know. A beat later I absolutely freaked out and spun around and of course there was nothing there. I was sure I'd never sleep again because the whole deal was just so creepy and flat-out *wrong* feeling; but I was so exhausted I was asleep when my head hit the pillow.

I went  to sleep one night and woke up with a knife in my hand. I didn't hurt anybody, but my sleepwalking is getting really bad...

I was walking down main street at Disneyland and the park was empty due to it being a school day in the morning. I saw a kid standing next to the Walt Disney statue all by himself. He waved at me and I waved back. My mom called my name and I looked at her, then a second later when i looked back at the statue, the kid wasn't there.

I was talking to a ghost in my closet when I was little. We soon found out that some old man died in the house...wtf