Jeff the Killer is simply not a good piece of writing. You could honestly take a high school creative writing class and probably come up with something better than that story. It's probably the most overrated piece of work I have ever seen on the internet.
Honestly, it's probably the photo that hooks people in more than the story. Without being disrespectful to the original author (who is, of course, anonymous and may be very young or someone whose first language isn't English; God knows, anything I wrote in Spanish would be a travesty against the language), the pasta itself really leaves a lot to be desired.