Me and the girls were discussing creepypastas, and one of us shared a fear that the community was dying down. She says that she doesn’t see youth gossip about Slenderman’s new tux or the reason why Ben never learned how to swim. Her fear soon became ours. We itched with anxiety, but none of knew how to scratch it. How could we keep creepypastas alive?
One of my friends suggested if creepypasta connoisseurs tried writing stories that appealed to the masses, it would be able to be revived by the spotlight, like an actor that fainted on stage. Sure, mainstream creepypastas sound totally lame. But that’s the point. The original creepypasta community would then continue as a counterculture, preserving its minutiae and quirks in an act of rebellion against status quo. Nothing is stronger than humanity’s tendency to dissent and conserve familiarity. The plan sounded genius.
Hence, me and the girls came up with a bunch of mainstream creepypasta ideas and would love to hear your input on them.
Euphoria Creepypasta - This is a really popular show right now on HBO max. It features Rue Bennett, a drug-addicted gal finding her way at East Highland High School. In the creepypasta version, she’s renamed Slendina Manderson because she’s the daughter of Slenderman. She struggles to have a normal social life since her dad’s fame makes things quite hectic at school. Oh, and the school is renamed Creepy Lowland High School.
Ye Creepypasta - Worldwide famous rapper Ye (formerly known as Kanye West) would be a perfect subject for a pasta. In his creepypasta, his songs are discovered to have eerie subliminal messages. This is because his body and music serve as a message conduit between the land of the living and the land of the dead.
Twitterpasta - We can’t avoid featuring one of the biggest apps ever. The Twitterpasta is about a haunted hashtag that if used causes the Tweeter to die from avian causes (kidnapped by falcon, eyes torn out by eagle, bird poo causing E coli poisoning)
Starbucks Pasta - This ones good because people of all ages love Starbucks’s coffee goodness. Creepypasta gives this caffeine chain a new spin by introducing a spooky drink called the pomegranate refresher which causes the drinker to be pregnant, regardless of gender.
Let us know what you think soon because these girls gotta start pushing that pen ahorita!