Reincarnation in North Korea sounds the least bad because although the chances are slim people do escape. The rest are all pretty bad.
Classic hell? No thanks. But hey, at least Lil Nas X is there.
I played Undertale so I know why being reborn as a kaiju in a video game would suck major kintama.
The In Heaven creepypasta sounds like a nightmare. I also don’t understand it… god says he’s a combination of all deities yet follows Biblical literature with angels and Satan. Also he sounds like that bratty girl from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.
If you didn’t know, my sister, Miss Green, had 9 boonies that managed to escape North Korea. If you want to read about it, search my fandom called missmmworld. It’s still in the works, but the story of their grand escape should be under the family biography page.