I can name 5 creepypasta characters.

13yr old me: *drawing proxy symbols on everything (shoes, books, etc)

My parents: *thinking I’m insane*

You shouldn't go out in the woods at night because a tall aggresive being may find and kill you, and you may run out and find a home, to find an insane looking killer preparing to go out for the night, then you have to run from him, and you will run down between streets and alleys, and a woman may approach you and ask if she looks pretty, but you are in an emergency situation right now, so you run right by her and find an uber and during your ride you fall asleep, and wake up to see your driver getting gas in an abandoned gas station in the middle of nowhere, but then he runs back in as 2 mysterious figures start chasing after him, and you drive off and he drops you off at your house, where you go in and start playing your newly bought game "The Theater" from a garage sale. You realize you don't even have an old pc for this old disk so you just lay down and contemplate this, then by happy it least it was free. As you sleep, your nose starts to itch so you scratch it and decide to get some midnight milk but then this leafy creature breaks in and starts running upstairs but you shut the bathroom door and lock it and turn your secret laser system on and grab your cold vanilla cafe milk out of your bathroom mini-fridge and start drinking it. You read on your phone about this thing called Bloody Mary and you start to refresh yourself with sink water looking at your mirror laughing out loud the name three times. The creature appears and you look suprised. You smash your mirror because screw that thing, then you hear the creature outside your door banging on it, the smell is so rotten. You activate your febreeze spray system and tell it to take a shower cuz its stinky. You start hearing knocking on your door and check your camera system and see a beige-coated figure with a white small mask and a fedora on its head. The creature outside your door goes and checks and the fedora guy says "Hi! I'm McGriddle, I'm here to give a life-changing game show! If you win, you get your own custom reward! Uh, does anyone else happen to life here?" The leafy creature points upstairs to the bathroom and McGriddle walks up. You unlock the door and shut off the laser system and he comes in. He takes you to his game show and you win and get a prize. You then go home and heat up some popcorn and randomly do these steps making your tv go to this thing called channel infinity. You start eating popcorn and your favorite show comes on. But once you watch it you see all the characters being brutally killed. How odd. Something something...you go to bed, you fall asleep, but then this guy is like "Are you awake?" and you're like "Yes, now let me sleep." but then he is like "Nah bro I got a bedtime story for you" then he reads this poem called Tomanio's Hell or something like that, and then he just dissapears and you wonder how that was a bedtime story. To get your mind off it so you can peacefully sleep, you hear you can call this Answer Man so you're like "oh cool" so you meet up with friends around a campfire and one of them starts talking to them so the rest of you just throw your phones in the fire and drive off to get smores. While in the store, you find this Al's pop soda stuff and decide to try it, because its cool to try new things. While driving back you drink some of it and it tastes like crap, so you let someone else try it and they say its mid but they might as well finish it so they do. You get back and you all play this Red Door Yellow Door sleepover game, and then, you and that other guy notice brown spots coming in, then fur, and you both become deer and then run off.

Your other friends look terrified, and then they put out the fire and go inside to get some sleep. They end up playing uno with a spirit, and they all go to bed. One of them hears knocking on the window, opens his eyes, and uh, idk he goes somewhere.

Another contemplates everything, then walks outside, sad, terrified, and needing help. A bus appears and he gets on, cuz whatever.

The rest wake up in a hospital for mental treatment or whatever, and one sees a show on tv called "That Show You Love."

After recovery they all go on with life, still remembering what happened.

I like reading and editing amateur horror fiction.

My online presence is dictated by a creepy OC, from some obscure narrative nobody's read from 8 years ago.

I'm embarassed to say the name of the genre I write to people IRL.

I'm glad we could all come together and question why it is we're on this train wreck of a hobby. Stockholm syndrome, maybe?

I love the franchise where it's about a lot of killers and an 8 year old girl

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My old wattpad is a part of me i wish not to see lolol