I like your funny words mr widemouth.

Me about to buy a cursed VHS at a yard sale and the guy selling them warns me.

POV: u just heard someone say "he got shot with a knife":

Me talking to a teacher after smokin 🌿

Pov you hear some say “he got murdered by a knife, he was stabbed with a gun”

@GTG55555 stop stealing my captions

Look I didn’t know what I wanted to type

you corrected a teacher

the teacher:

@GTG55555 ok, now you have all rights to the shot with a knife thingy

Alr sorry about that I know how it would anger someone like how great value rips off everything