So i am very new to this creepypasta thingy. Hope i can find acceptance here

I’m a happy man today

I somehow got my lazy self to get my grades up from 65s to 70+s

Thank you for fnafing these insolent idiots amogus man.

https://youtu.be/l--YNF_0APs

HELOOOOOO IS ANYONE THERE---

No?

Ok then .-.

I'M A gay.

TThos os akword

Sally and Ben when they're 16 and 17:

Sally: *leaving Ben's room because they needed to do a group project* Bye dude!

Ben: Bye! I love you!

Sally: *stops* Wait what?

Ben: Nothing! i wanna be with you...

Sally: *runs away*

Um, in this story Sally is sixteen and Ben is seventeen. I portray Sally to be eleven or twelve, and I portray Ben to be one year older than her-

My sister WILL NOT STOP coming in my room and asking “why are your legs so hairy? And when will you shave it?”

Its getting annoying and my parents refuse to get her to leave me alone

:_

I get sleep paralysis but uh.

Yep :T

Fill in the blanks. One per letter. OG PASTAS (Like jtk ect.)

A

Ben Drowned

C

D

Eyeless Jack

F

G

Homicidal Liu

I

Jeff the Killer

K

Lazard

M

N

O

P

Q

Rafa Glitchy

Sonic. exe

Ticci T

U

V

W

X

Y

Zalgo

The temptation to redraw all of my Kindergarten artwork... I was cleaning and unpacking when I found a box of my old school journals. Surprisingly, none of the others had drawings in them (but the kindergarten). Idk if I should or not tho 🤔. I mean, I'm surprised I could tell what the drawings were XD they were drawn by a five year old lol.

Why a soundcloud bot has a Jeff the Killer pfp?

The fu-

I don't hate it, honestly. Just a little surprised

Anyone know any Asian Urban legends? I'm bored and in the mood for urban legends.

You guys know 'Son of Sam?' Regardless if you respond yes or no, I've figured out something about it. About four hours ago, the news posted talking about how Son of Sam (who I will call SoS for the rest of this post) didn't murder alone, in fact, he got help. SoS was helped by others, and from the looks of it, he was helped by people in cults. So, at 8:00 exactly, you could have been figuring out what happened. Crazy to think about terrifying things like that happened only hours ago, no?

You need to stop hating on @EmpyrealInvective just because he was enforcing rules you were to ignorant to read/follow. He’s not falsely banning you, he’s doing his job as an admin and enforcing rules. Your just too ignorant to realize what your doing wrong and your taking out your anger on an innocent man doing his job. Maybe your the problem, not being competent enough to realize that this site has rules, and your not following them.