Ben: *screams running around the house* IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Sally: whaaa- Aren't you dead? I thought we all were. Do we even have birthdays?
Haru: I was born on Christmas. It's not as exciting as you think, it really just means your birthday is overshadowed by the day an old man breaks into your house with a bag for the children.
Slender: Okay, first off, that's the most disturbing description of Christmas I've ever heard, Haru. Second, bad birthday, Ben,
Ben: Bad birthday?
Jeff: *is a genius now, i guess* It's gunna get very shadowed. It's also William Shakespeare's birthday, John Cena's birthday, George Lopez' birthday, Shirley Temple's birthday...
Haru: That's even more important then Christmas. SHAKESPEARE'S BIRTHDAY. THE CENA.
Ben: I hate my life.
Lazari: *tugs ben's arm* I got you a gift :D
Ben: *Opens it* *it's the new Pokemon Snap game* *that he's wanted ever since he saw it existed* Lazari!! *hugs the smol one* Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!
Cena's age today: 44!
Lopez' age today: 60!
Temple's age today: 91!
Shakespeare's age today: around 457! Wow!
Ben's age today: In technicality, around 8, but how I see him, 12!