BEN!
[January 2, 2012]
BEN came to my friend's dream. He had a dream of the Happy Mask Salesman. He wasn't sure what he said, because he just kept saying "LEAVE ME ALONE". Then, BEN came into the dream as the Elgy Statue, spawning directly behind Rafael, my friend. The rest of the dream he does not remember, in fact, he doesn't remember the first part very well, other than what I recorded. The last thing he remembers is waking up, with his computer screen on, after he shut it down for the night. On it, Microsoft Word was opened without his knowledge.
"You shouldn't have done that..." were the words on the screen. Rafael nearly fainted. Scared to touch the computer, he unplugged it via the electrical socket, then continued to turn on his Xbox 360.…
Remember My Novella?
Hello my many minions,
If you don't... FFFFFFUUUUUUU. Well I'm writing a novella for the site. The moar you know. BUT NO MATTER!!! I am glad to announce to you all that I've started writing it today and have just finished writing Chapter One Two Three Four (though I think I need to expand and split it into two different chapters. I'll decide on that later on during vacation.). And no, I don't give a shit whether you care or not. Not a single fuck will be given by me. I'm just too damn happy to do as such.
I'll be updating my progress on my blog so keep your eyes peeled. Or don't. I'm impartial (did I spell that right Cleric, Slosh, Bill, whatever?)
Regards.
Happy New Years
Happy New Years y'all! Here's to a new year of delicious pastas, and to the banishing of all HTPs! *clanks glass*
New Years Resoultion(s)
Whats your new year 2012 resou;tion? mine is to survive the apoclolyspe. :P SpicyHandofMarriage 05:01, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
Creepypasta the drinking game.
Are reading pasta's boring now and then? Try this fun drinking game. Get your favorite booze ( or juice, soda whatever if you are underage, If you are not or just dont give a rats ass please continue) and take a shot everytime a cliche pops up in a pasta. "I used to work as a intern at a cartoon studio" or " The game was calling my name, or random pictures of people getting skinned alive" or my favorite "hyper realsic blood" (god worst cliche ever!) This Will make a pasta reading much more enjoyeble. WARNING: I or anyone at creepypasta.wikia.com are not responciple for unusual deaths, unexplained pregencys, going insane, wandering into dangerios locations, comas, or waking up butt ass naked in a strange location with a stranger all sticky a…
Weirdo Rants: What the HELL did I just watch?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
Oh...my....God.
Oh. My. God.
I am quite literally trembling in fury right now.
First of all, this moron's self proclaimed point is completely mangled and mutilated beyond recognition. Don't dare tell me the following argument is incorrect, because I know it isn't - without women, us men would not be *on this planet*. Men and Women are, obviously, both the core aspects to human survival. Without eachother, there would literally be no humans. The misanthropy of this POFS is unmatched. He contradicts his point several times. Hell, the mere fact that he had ENOUGH TIME and EFFORT to make his sexist, chauvinistic and miserable book has downright convinced me that there is no God.
Speaking of God...Also, not on…
Psychopath?
I’m not going to try to convince myself of anything too ridiculous or unbelievable. I know the world doesn’t revolve around me. I don’t have anything I consider a “special ability”. I also don’t think there’s anything peculiar about me that can make me any more unusual than any other person. I may or may not be correct. But there’s one thing I’m starting to wonder. There’s something a lot of people have that I believe that I lack. Not my sanity, though I considered that as an option for a while, but any vestiges of sympathy.
Empathy, understanding, reading the emotions of others… I don’t do any of those things. It’s not that I don’t want to; it’s just that I can’t. I often know what I should feel, but I just simply don’t. Seeing …
Meh This
I don't know why I'm really writing a blog post. I don't like staring at empty space, see. So I decided to fill it up with this post.
Anyways, I was browsing the death genre, and I saw a lot of "T"s. Most of the stories were starting with "Thes". I know I haven't been here long, but is there anyway you can filter stories in categories with their initial of the word after "The"? Like in the Article Listing. It probably isn't possible, but I was just thinking. That way, there would be less "Ts" and more of the other letters.
Blog entry
Writing a blog entry. Not sure why...
Because you are pointsgaming in violation of the rules. ClericofMadness 19:51, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
It's Under The Bed
IDK how to make a page, so i will be posting my creepypastas here for now.
NOTE: this is my first creepypasta, so it's probably not that good. but i hope you enjoy!
I'm laying in my bed. i check the clock, it says 11:34 PM. but i can't sleep. i have a strange feeling, that someone, or something is watching me. i feel cold, even though i'm under 3 blankets... wait, now there's only 1, but i check on the floor, there's nothing there. exept somthing strange, i swear when i looked down, i saw eyes. not just reular eyes, tiny, perfectly round eyes with pupils with no irises. i brush it off as my imagination playing tricks on me from staying up too long. i close my eyes, and drift off to sleep. i wake up the next morning. i have buring sensation i…