I mentioned in Ben's dreamblog about a freaky dream I had as a child. Here are some other crazy things that happened in Preschool up to 2nd Grade:
- There were two little African-American identical twins, both with a nub for one hand. Shit was freaky as a child.
- I think I also 'accidentally' pushed someone off a slide...he claimed he fell, so I don't know. I think it messed him up. Should feel bad, man, but I can't remember if it was an accident or he just fell, my memory is to hazy about that.
- I was stung as a child at Preschool, and had an intense fear of flying insects for years. Punching bumble bees cured that fear for me. They are cowards, so easy to get revenge.
- I remember my mother talking about losing a child. She had miscarried a…
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Just last day I joined, and already I love it!Read more >
They taste like shampoo... but for some reason I can't stop eating them.Read more >
Some of you may notice a strange page pops up repeatedly on some or all pages on the wiki. This is a global wikia problem as best I can tell. Wookiepedia and Uncyclopedia are some of the big wikis and they are being hit with the errors as well.
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Just thought I would let you all know what was going on with the errors, because I know I sure wanted to know. A good CTRL+F5 or two might be able to get you past them.
Wait...do I even have a loyal group reading the crap I post on here?
- No dumbass, all your stories SUCK*
Who asked you, you prick!
- You did...not like you had an intended recipient for that question and I'm the only other one here*
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!
Sorry folks...the crazy got out for a second there...anyway, sorry i've been away for so long. Had a bunch of different stuff come up but i'm back now and better than ever!
- are not, you still suck*
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1) Um...Don't vandalize, don't have any warnings/notifications on record. I've started to post warnings on pages so there is proof for ALL TIME.
2) POST GOOD CONTENT. Don't be the guy that posts literally over nine thousand of the crappy DURR AND THEN A SKELTUN POOPED OUT stories. Horrible Troll Pasta is a good category for ESTABLISHED crappy stories. It is not for people to crap out something that a two year old could beat in a writing contest for shits'n'giggles.
3) Don't pointsgame, which means don't create an article, publish it, then add one category, save, add another, save...it runs your edit count up and spams the Recent Edits page with useless edits. If you want to be e-famous, why not become well-known by making valuable edits and …Read more >
Well, the hell girl thing has died down thankfully. This shit has been creepin me the hell out for these past couple weeks, but the sort of eerie aura that has been looming over everyone has died down, im hoping it was just a mass suggestion thing, my friends blame this all on me, i guess i deserve it though lolRead more >
I know quite a few, such as Mr.T! Fuck knows!Read more >
I've decided that my insanity could be useful in the creativity of others. That being said...I'm going to copy the brief recollections from my nightmares into this blog. We'll see what kinds of stories come out of this I suppose and maybe it'll help me out too. Only one way to find out I suppose...
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Anyone have some nifty-keen super spiffy story ideas? Or a reason why I am suddenly talking like an old person? Eh? EH?Read more >