Owner's Manual
Hi, welcome and congratulations on your meeting with me, Volkoronado.
In this manual I will introduce you to myself, my functions and answer your questions as I see fit.
I am considered a very different person by my peers and acquaintances. This is because I have very different ideas and thoughts from the rest of them. They're not stupid, uneducated (read: troll) opinions, but rather endorse a different point of view. They tend to call me one of those guys no one will understand 'til dead.
My hobbies include reading, writing, gaming, walking, smoking, drawing, thinking, sleeping, lurking and gathering all sorts of information on a topic I deem interesting.
As of August, 2011, I was wasting my time at work (major: Chemical Eng.) and found 'Necro…
Halloween Costumes
So, what's everyone going to be for Halloween? :3
I was originally going to be Princess Peach and stalk little kids, asking them if they've seen Mario, but I never found a costume that A. Would fit, or B. Was in the price range I was looking for. So, just for the sake of carrying around a toy machine gun, I'm going to just wear a Curly Brace (Cave Story) cosplay I made forever ago. It'll be fun watching little kids ask if it's real.
What are you guys gonna be? c:
On Cryptids
I think that the aforementioned critters have to be one of our weakest pasta topics. Not because there are a handful of stories, but because when it comes to ones outside of popular review ( i. e. Bigfoot, Chupacabra), there's so little info to delve into. Personally, I find that this should be quite useable. As long as there's a basic concept of appearance, I find that any lesser known cryptid could become a wonderful topic, if only because of this lack of information.
But that isn't the only thing I'm here to say.
I would like to know, out of these lesser known cryptids, users here at the wiki would like to see featured in a story or two. I merely ask this of you because they're far too numerous for me to try and decide on my own. In addit…
I Am Going To Be Hank Hill
For the month of november, I am going to be Hank Hill. I will sell cocaine/propane to all consumers. I would like to thank Bobbeh for being a great insipartion. I shall use the Texan accent and will also inform you of great deals that only Arlen Cocaine/Propane can offer! I tell you h'wat.
You know what's werid?
Reading plenty of fail pastas where it's just retarded and funny more than it is truly creepy..... and then going to bed afterwards, but you can't sleep! because some part of you apparently found it to be creepy on some subconicious level no matter how truly silly and retarded it was in reality.
At this point you're just like: "F**K!!"
Suddenly
I started using the Blog feature. Now boredom can take me hostage as I start surfing the internet for Halloween related stuff.
Bronies.
A rant on the so called game's now.
What ever happened to game's that where creative, had a great story, good music? Remember when game creators made their dreams, and ideas a reality through video games? A great example is The Legend Of Zelda. Why do they try to make games realistic? I thought we played games to escape reality every now and then. What happened to the color in games? Who enjoys looking at grey and shit colored brown? Who's bright idea was it to say no to color and yes to grey and brown? Also who's bright idea was it to choose graphics over gameplay? I can imagine some dick for brains jackass saying " Lets not make the game fun and make it more enjoyeble to the eye! Fuck Gameplay! Gameplay is the past, Graphics are the future! " I do enjoy a few new games lik…
A Little Help?
So, I entered Boogeyman into a short story contest. If you could vote for it, that would help me loads. You can vote here: Voting
Thanks so much for your help!
Linkotan 12:56, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
welcome earthlings!
welcome to the blog of mystery and wonder!
it is time to say... welcome!
it is time to stress my thoughts in great detail until you give up and leave.
so there is not much going on.
STREEEESSSSINGGG THOOOOUUUGHHHHTTTS!!!!!!!
YAY