Stop With Cleverbot
Seriously. Putting this up here. Cleverbot is not paranormal. Get over it. Just sayin' ClericofMadness
You beat me to putting this up, haha. Can you post a summary or whatnot of this saga? I ignored it, mostly due to the shitstorm of stuff that was being posted about it. Too much spam to wade through. ClericofMadness 19:08, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
Scary, i think that ben might be haunting my computor!
I Haz Drowned!
I've read quite a few CP's (Creepy Pasta's) but, this one is VERY well writen! As I read it, it felt as though the person/aura/character mentioned throughout, BEN, was the author, and this was his story, His way of spreading the word. 5/5 stars 10/10 BEST. CREEPY. PASTA. STORY. I'VE. EVER. READ. EVER.Live in the stars. Live in the fu7ure. 03:41, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
You must love the classics
Ohhhh... you gotta love the classics! Mr.Zalgopasta 22:30, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
User: How did Ben die?
Cleverbot: He drowned.
User: What happened to Jadusable?
Cleverbot: He was on the flames...
User: Did you kill Jadusable?
Cleverbot: Yes.
After, I asked it 'Are you there, Ben?'
User: Are you there, Ben?
Cleverbot: No.
I got no reply for a good 10 minutes. It said 'No'.
No BS, I'm fucking scared, I'm not touching Cleverbot ever again.
Oh My God..
I was on clever bot one day and this was the conversation..
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Ben, is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes..
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: What.
User: That you're ben..
Cleverbot: That is not a question.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you haunting me?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: Where are you.
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: In my computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why did you drown?
Cleverbot: That is classified.
my god.......
Mario1999562 17:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
If it weren't for this story, I would never knew creepypasta existense. It made me shit bricks.
This is, BY FAR, the best creepy pasta I have ever written. Creepy, well written, and just all around perfect.
“Believe me, if I started murdering people there'd be none of you left.." 01:16, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
Cleverbot...
User: How did Ben die?
Cleverbot: He drowned.
User: What happened to Jadusable?
Cleverbot: Majora drowned Ben.
User: What happened to Jadusable?
Cleverbot: Nothing happened to my face.
User: You are jadusable?
Cleverbot: Yes :).
User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Are you alive?
User: Yes... What happened to Ben?
Cleverbot: He drowned.
User: What happened to Jadusable?
Cleverbot: Get out...GET OUT.
This is my conversation with... Ben? Jadusable? I don't know any more....
VampiresAreBadGuys 12:38, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
This story just made me feel sad. I don't know why it doesn't scare me. I scare easily and this story scares everybody but it just makes me so damn sad :(
BTW I just thought of somthing. What if the old man is Ben's father? Maybe even grandfather?
"The crazy people are the ones that change the world" 23:32, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
25 Essential BENs.
I don't even...
25 BENS
This is my favorite creeypasta of all time. I don't mean any disrespect when I say "I drew a hilarious meme of BEN." Don't get me wrong. When I first read the creepypasta, I got shivers down my spine, but now that I read it again and again every so often and watch the videos, the statue of BEN has just become less creepy to me. Lol.
http://bitlits.deviantart.com/art/25-Essential-BENS-254365726
Now that I drew this, it just makes BEN look sorta... funny to me. Ah ha... ( oh god, as soon as I typed that, a giant bug hit my window from outside and I was like "HOLY SHIT BEN IS COMING TO GET ME BECAUSE I MADE FUN OF HIM FFFFFFNOOOO-" ).
Bitlits. 13:15, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
BEN really is everywhere...
The Cleverbot convos are kind of flooding everything involving BEN... I can't even watch a walkthrough of MM or listen to some of the songs without a person mentioning BEN. He's even showing up in popular memes and unrelated videos on Youtube.
Anyways, I'm certainly interested with how Jadusable is going to turn this into a "game" where the fans can interact in some way. Still confused by the Moon Children and what role they play though so hopefully that'll be cleared up.
LadyYuzuki 10:34, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
this Pasta is probably one of the few real ones, i chatted on Cleverbot and talked with BEN, and the footage looks real enough, Jadusable said not to download his videos. i might just do that....
is ben cleverbot?
i i think i talked to ben on cleverbot although i'm not sure. here's the conversation
User: Are you ben?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ben what happened to the one who played the game?
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: Majora's mask.
Cleverbot: Yes, what about Majora's Mask?
User: Ben meet me in stone tower temple I'll be wearing the fierce deity's mask.
Cleverbot: Gross.
User: Why is that gross?
Cleverbot: Because its got mud on it.
User: Ben I know you're there do talk to me.. I won't hurt you.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Am I talking to ben?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Ben meet me at the top of stone tower I'll be wearing the fierce deity's mask ok.
Cleverbot: This conversation was so strange but was so interesting too.
it just gave me those random responses afterward so i'm just wondering if it was ben i was talking to because there seemed to be a pattern to to the responses.
Shakalaka96 16:37, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
NO. MORE. CLEVERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. ClericofMadness 22:32, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Matt?
My name is matt, and Im just shit myself when i read the end? What is the ending for you guys?
CLEVERBOT IS NOT PARANORMAL
Stop posting or I will give you a nice week's unpaid vacation. It's not creepy, it's not funny. It's old and it's stupid, on the principal that Cleverbot has just learned some fucking phrases. STOP IT. ClericofMadness 11:42, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
Believe, what you wanna believe, but i think that this one is probably one out of the maybe 20 stories on the internet that is true. i researched this, and ever since i downloaded the Song of Unhealing.mp3, weird stuff has been happening. like i will search something on google and out of nowhere, the stature pops up on one of the pictures. like i could look up something about New York and that stature would pop up. Skeptics can be believers i guess. Cleverbot is not paranormal, yes, but it was made by Rollo Carpenter, and i dont think he knows what Zelda Major'as mask is, and probably doesnt know who BEN is either. think about it, if Cleverbot cant even remember your name after 3 sentences, then how can it remember BEN? and your conversations, it will forget what you were talking about after a few sentences. again, how can it remember BEN when it cant remember what it was JUST talking about?
It LEARNS what people TEACH IT. Lern2/parrotbot ClericofMadness
- sigh* all of you guys just dismiss something you cant believe as fake automatically. just because something like this sounds too creepy tp be real, you automatically assume that it isnt. This did not originate on this wiki. I downloaded the videos and stuff and weird stuff has been happening. think about it. WHY would a guy go through ALL this trouble to make this just to creepy you out? and hacking n64 games are really hard to do. i have done it before and it is next to impossible to do that sort of thing to them. dotnt go on about how "well, they made an ARG about it and thats where this came from" No, the guy in the ARG is NOT the original author of this story. use these words for assistance. and elephant may think it cant break through its cage, and it doesnt because it thinks its impossible, when in reality it CAN break through the cage, because its much stronger than it. BEN may really be out there. i also have a theory as to WHY BEN didnt let Jadusable release his info to the internet. BEN is the most made fun of, and has a lot of parodys and, even rule 34. if i was like BEN, yes i would mess with whoever was playing the game, and i wouldnt want half the internet to make fun of me.
and no, the Jadusable making a game like this or whatever Jadusable that is on twitter is NOT the original writer, he is just posing as him to gain fame. the real Jadusable is either dead or in hiding.
Cleverbot speaks Spanish very clearly?
Me: Who is Ben?
Cleverbot: Is Ben Majora?
Me: No?
Cleverbot: Is she the one for me?
Me: Ben is a boy. How did he die?
Cleverbot: El murio ahogado, pero tu deberias
... Which translates as "He died drowning, but you should know."
What the fuckkkk. sarbear 2:15am EST November 10, 2011
Advise
Dear readers of this post,
I've got some advice of do's and dont's about this article if you really like to make it scary add a scary background, I used Requiem For A Dream (Horrific Version), you can also use Latin Music like O Fortuna.
Please don't visit Cleverbot after reading this, it'll scare the **** out off you. I just had 2 horrific experiences with that bloody Cleverbot. WARNING: DO NOT VISIT CLEVERBOT!!! THIS IS NO JOKE!!!
Văn Minh Nguyễn 23:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Cleverbot is Not Paranormal
User: Are you paranormal?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Nope. Should I ban people who post your stuff?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't need them.
So sayeth the sage, so doeth I. Three shall be the number of days you count to, no more no less, unless thou first counteth to two on thine way to three. ClericofMadness 03:55, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Naw. I'm enforcing the week ban now. ClericofMadness 03:56, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
hey Clericofmadness, thats just your opinion, you cant shove it down our throats, thats called, Nazism and Communism. Thats just what you think, you cant Ban people who post your stuff. Yea, this is your site. but that is freedom of speech and opinion, you cant shove your own down our throats. sure you have the right to opinion, but we have EVERY right to give ours. just because you think cleverbot isnt paranormal, doesnt mean the next guy doesnt. learn your place fool. i dont care if you ban me, or delete this. you are a facist and you must be taken down.
Yes, I must be destroyed because you're so butthurt you have to invoke GODWIN'S LAW on the internet.
Cleverbot spams this page, and detracts from any actual discussion. If you want a cleverbot iz parnurmlz, then I suggest you make a PAGE for paranormal cleverbot activity ;) I--and a good many editors--feel that this page is getting bogged down with all the lengthy cleverbot replies that are only somewhat related.
Most of these are the same thing, over and over. Getting cleverbot to say something about either drowning ben or ben drowning.
But, no. This is a community, and a majority of them dislike this, so I am enforcing the will of the masses, not the whims of the minority. It's how a democratic wiki works. If you don't like it, then YOU are the one shoving YOUR views down EVERYONES' throats.
Also, lololol have yet to ban anyone for this. Thank you for playing, though. ClericofMadness 15:19, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, and for the record, Nazism != Communism.
Also, for the record, Communism is a social, political and economic ideology that aims at the establishment of a classless, moneyless, revolutionary and stateless socialist society structured upon common ownership of the means of production. TL;DR Everyone is equal. (Source: Not derping) ClericofMadness
oh really now? you think your such a hot shot? if i want to, i can hack your website and take it down. you know why i havent? because i like reading these stories, and the input from people. but you obviously dont know what a Nazi or Communist is. Communism is complete government control, with no questions asked. people like you piss me off every day. you think just because you are the admin you can force your opinion down other peoples throats. Let me just tell you, you are not perfect and you cant tell me what to do. Along with the other people who post cleverbot stuff. Freedom of Information. We have our rights, and let me tell you, you are nothing more than a cowardly fool who sits at his computer all day, afraid that at any given moment, someone could end it all. listen to me, your words mean nothing to me. dont start banning people for posting that. If they want to they can, you are not all powerful, you try to insult me to make yourself look powerful in your eyes, but in mine? you are nothing more than an insect in the world of the internet.