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  • I want to start of by saying i'm not trying to defend the pasta or JC the Hyena in any shape or form. And also, THIS IS MY OPINION.

    Sonic.exe, one of the worst creepypastas and one of the most cliche pastas. Some even consider this as the worst creepypasta but is it. Don't get me wrong, it is poorly written and overrated but it is it the worst.

    NO! Sure the pasta has many problems (like the pasta having many cliches (e.g hyper-realism) and a crappy plot) but there are worse creepypastas like Jeff the killer. Sure Sonic.exe is about this game disc that has sonic writen on it and it has a demonic sonic game inside with many cliches and 4th wall brakes with Sonic killing his friends and Robotnik and anyone who dares play the game will be hunted down by a sonic plushie (probably) from hell but Jeff the killer is about this guy called Jeff who goes crazy after a fire caused by bullies and then his face goes messed up but he fixes the problem by cutting a joker like smile so he is always smiling and cuts of his eyelids so he always stays awake and then kills his family for no good reason and then runs away to kill more people.

    Be honest, which story would you rather read? yeah I thought so.

    So, what is the answer to the question on the title? the answer is NO, Sonic.exe is a poorly written and terrible pasta but there are far worse pastas out there on the web

    thank you for taking your time to read this (if you did read this) and i will like to hear your thoughts and opinions of the pasta.

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    • No. I would rather read Jeff than Sonic. At least Jeff came from some process of thought, even if that thought was along the lines of "How can we make the worst possible character ever?". Sonic.exe is a pitiful excuse for Creepypasta. Nothing original, even if it was horribly original, came from the idea. Both are bloody awful, neither are tolerable, but if I had to choose between them to be forced to read, JtK would be it.

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    • In my own opinion, I'd rather not read either of them again but I'll go with the lesser of two evils and say Jeff is "better" than that trainwreck known as Sonic.exe. Now don't get me wrong, Jeff is a garbage story if you can even call it that, but Sonic.exe is literally about a video game hedgehog killing people how is that in any way scary?  So if I had to read one of those stories again than yes it'd be Jeff.

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    • Well I'd prefer reading Jeff the Killer than Sonic.exe as Quicksword stated how is a 4th wall breaking hedgehog killing characters in a game remotely scary then killing the person playing the game (because creepypasta). Jeff the Killer has some believability (which is stretching that word). I'll give it some credit it's not as bad as other pasta's which have been removed from the wiki.

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    • Not So Quicksword Irene wrote:
      In my own opinion, I'd rather not read either of them again but I'll go with the lesser of two evils and say Jeff is "better" than that trainwreck known as Sonic.exe. Now don't get me wrong, Jeff is a garbage story if you can even call it that, but Sonic.exe is literally about a video game hedgehog killing people how is that in any way scary?  So if I had to read one of those stories again than yes it'd be Jeff.

      Haven't seen you in awhile.


      Hallo.

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    • No, this is the worst. And yes, it was trying.

      No, It really was trying.

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    • Blood Whistle is still the worst pasta ever.

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    • AMarbleHornet wrote:
      Not So Quicksword Irene wrote:
      In my own opinion, I'd rather not read either of them again but I'll go with the lesser of two evils and say Jeff is "better" than that trainwreck known as Sonic.exe. Now don't get me wrong, Jeff is a garbage story if you can even call it that, but Sonic.exe is literally about a video game hedgehog killing people how is that in any way scary?  So if I had to read one of those stories again than yes it'd be Jeff.
      Haven't seen you in awhile.


      Hallo.

      Yeah I took a break for a while dealing with stuff I was supposed to do (Mostly working on my attic).

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    • Not So Quicksword Irene wrote:                                                                                                                           Yeah I took a break or a while dealing with stuff I was supposed to do (Mostly working on my attic).

      Ah. Welcome back, mate.

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    • AMarbleHornet wrote:
      Not So Quicksword Irene wrote:                                                                                                                           Yeah I took a break for a while dealing with stuff I was supposed to do (Mostly working on my attic).
      Ah. Welcome back, mate.

      Thanks it's good to be back.

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    • Nah, there are plenty of other worse Pastas, but I do believe Sonic.exe is easily the most overrated.

      Hell, I think we should just stop talking about it.  If we keep bringing it up, then it'll stick around for much longer.  We should just let it die.

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    • I find Jeff the killer worse than sonic.exe but that is my opinion.

      And if I ever die it would probally say this on my tombstone:
      Here lies SWAGMUA5, Killed by rabid fangirls for not liking Jeff the Killer.

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    • Geez, I didn't know Jeff the Killer was still relevant.  The last time I heard of him was last year.

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    • SWEGMUA5 wrote:
      I find Jeff the killer worse than sonic.exe but that is opinion.

      Indeed, it is a opinon. Read my comment above and click the link, and you will find a pasta that tried, but failed terribly.

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    • Creeper50 wrote:
      SWEGMUA5 wrote:
      I find Jeff the killer worse than sonic.exe but that is opinion.
      Indeed, it is a opinon. Read my comment above and click the link, and you will find a pasta that tried, but failed terribly.

      I read it and it's really terrible.

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    • Rokklaggio wrote: Blood Whistle is still the worst pasta ever.

      I agree. The pasta is physically painful to read.

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    • SWEGMUA5 wrote:
      Creeper50 wrote:
      SWEGMUA5 wrote:
      I find Jeff the killer worse than sonic.exe but that is opinion.
      Indeed, it is a opinon. Read my comment above and click the link, and you will find a pasta that tried, but failed terribly.
      I read it and it's really terrible.

      Saying THAT is THE understatement.

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    • I think i would read Jeff instead.

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    • Sonic.EXE is a marvel in its terribleness. It manages to be equally unscary, boring, and embarassing for the writer at the same time. Say what you like about Jeff the Killer, but at least it doesn't put you asleep.

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    • The past is the past...or so they say.

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    • Rokklaggio wrote:
      Blood Whistle is still the worst pasta ever.

      QFT

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    • i wouldnt say its the worst its better than laughing jack sonic.exe is cliche and overall the person telling the story doesnt mak it sound very realistic i mean a guy he hasnt heard from in months sends a panicy letter telling to burn the disc id burn it who wouldnt

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    • Personally, I find "Sonic.exe" much worse than "Jeff." I mean, say what you will about "Jeff" (and we have all said a lot, especially me), but it has a (slightly) better grasp of the English language, an idea that could end up being good if in the right hands, and a picture that is sort of scary (at the very least, it's good for Photoshopping onto Elsa and writing "Let It Go To Sleep." I say this from experience). And there's the fact that there is no official sequel to "Jeff." Plenty of fan made ones, sure, but, as far as I know, nothing official. Meanwhile, not only does "Sonic.exe" have a sequel, but it's somehow worse than its predecessor. At least with "Jeff" the writer knew the story would suck (or not, I have no idea) and decided not to torture us with a sequel.

      Speaking of authors, let's talk about the authors of these lovely stories. We have no idea who wrote "Jeff." Unfortunately, the same can't be said for "Sonic.exe." I have read many, many, many, MANY bad stories, but I have nothing against any of the authors. After all, being a less than stellar writer doesn't make you a less than stellar person. However, with JC the Hyena, I'll make an exception. Not only can this guy not take criticism, but he's also delusional and thinks that complaining about how evil the furry-hating admins on the Creepypasta are will make him seem more credible. I can accept if this guy was able to say, "My stories were deleted, and I can accept that. I don't agree with it, but whatever," but when you decide to throw a whiny little temper tantrum that makes you seem like you live in your own little world of crazy (he says that the story has "millions of fans." I shit you not) I lose all respect for you. 

      I'm not saying "Jeff" is some glorious piece of writing; far from it. It's a piece of crap. But of the two, it's the shinier piece of crap. At the very least, "Jeff" didn't make me hate Sonic. Can't say the same for "Sonic.exe."

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    • "Sonic.exe" is a game that I dissagree with, sure it is scary the first time,but it gets dull after a while 1/10

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    • And Jeff's premise could have been polished into something worthwhile if the author wasn't in such a rush to release it. Sonic.exe is literally unsalvegable. I mean, tell me, I find it to fear death from a mere plushie. Like ooh, that scared me. 

      What most brought down its already-stupid story is the "I am God" thing. Just imagine that. The holy deity coming to contact in a form of a bloodied blue-dyed hedgehog. It's almost insulting. I can bet that Sonic.exe was written by a ten-year old.

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    • Actually, many 10 year olds made good pastas, so JC must be 5. I like the story, but HATE the author for being unable to take critism.

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    • Water World: No Escape is one of the most painful reading experiences I've ever had, yet it is somehow still on this wiki. I mean, I suppose the grammar and spelling is decent enough, but the writing that is there is pretentious garbage.

      I'd like to see some pasta written by 10 year old people that are apparently good, I'm rather curious.

      Oh, and I'd take Jeff over Sonic.exe just for the sheer fact that it is slightly more competent. Both suck, obviously. I'd take a look at Dorkpool's comment if you want more of my own thoughts, he hit the nail right on the head.

      Also, "The not so good day" is typical trollpasta quality stuff. Yeah, it is terrible, but I found some humor in it and it was fairly short, so I would say I'm kinda glad I read it.

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    • One ten year old wrote a pasta on SOG wiki called dreamer N64. Not good, but it was read by muta.

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    • AGrimAuxiliatrix1 wrote:
      Water World: No Escape is one of the most painful reading experiences I've ever had, yet it is somehow still on this wiki. I mean, I suppose the grammar and spelling is decent enough, but the writing that is there is pretentious garbage.

      I'd like to see some pasta written by 10 year old people that are apparently good, I'm rather curious.

      Oh, and I'd take Jeff over Sonic.exe just for the sheer fact that it is slightly more competent. Both suck, obviously. I'd take a look at Dorkpool's comment if you want more of my own thoughts, he hit the nail right on the head.

      Also, "The not so good day" is typical trollpasta quality stuff. Yeah, it is terrible, but I found some humor in it and it was fairly short, so I would say I'm kinda glad I read it.

      I should probably go and see if I, Da Cashman has any more pastas on here. I remember reading two unbelievably bad pastas by him a while back ("Limp Bizkit: The Video Game" and "The Jungle Book VHS Cover"; both now deleted).

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    • Rokklaggio wrote:
      Blood Whistle is still the worst pasta ever.

      Agreed.

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    • Didn't Sonic.exe like, invent most gimmicks that now became “cliché?”

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    • FrenchTouch wrote:
      Didn't Sonic.exe like, invent most gimmicks that now became “cliché?”

      There is dispute as to whether or not Sonic.exe invented them (Highly doubt that it set any precedents of that nature), but that doesn't hide the fact that "pasta" is an eye-bleeding experience.

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    • True that.

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    • LOLSKELETONS wrote:

      AGrimAuxiliatrix1 wrote:
      Water World: No Escape is one of the most painful reading experiences I've ever had, yet it is somehow still on this wiki. I mean, I suppose the grammar and spelling is decent enough, but the writing that is there is pretentious garbage.

      I'd like to see some pasta written by 10 year old people that are apparently good, I'm rather curious.

      Oh, and I'd take Jeff over Sonic.exe just for the sheer fact that it is slightly more competent. Both suck, obviously. I'd take a look at Dorkpool's comment if you want more of my own thoughts, he hit the nail right on the head.

      Also, "The not so good day" is typical trollpasta quality stuff. Yeah, it is terrible, but I found some humor in it and it was fairly short, so I would say I'm kinda glad I read it.

      I should probably go and see if I, Da Cashman has any more pastas on here. I remember reading two unbelievably bad pastas by him a while back ("Limp Bizkit: The Video Game" and "The Jungle Book VHS Cover"; both now deleted).


      >Limp Bizkit: The Video Game

      Please tell me you're joking

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    • Lolskeletons, the worst pasta, which I linked above, is the not so good day. It was really trying, if you can believe it.

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    • Rokklaggio wrote:
      >Limp Bizkit: The Video Game

      Please tell me you're joking

      I wish I was. http://pastebin.com/0AiVUTaF

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    • LOLSKELETONS wrote:

      Rokklaggio wrote:
      >Limp Bizkit: The Video Game

      Please tell me you're joking

      I wish I was. http://pastebin.com/0AiVUTaF

      Is it a sad thing that while I was reading this, I kept imagining what it would have been like if THIS was the pasta that the rewrite contest (I understand it's JtK) was centred around?

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    • In my mind, Sonic.EXE at least had some original ideas and was plausible within the story's world. Jeff the Killer is just bad. I'm sure as hell not going to suspend my disbelief enough that some random kid gains superhuman serial killer powers for absolutely no reason.

      Actually, fuck it. Both of them suck equally. End of story.

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    • LOLSKELETONS wrote:

      Rokklaggio wrote:
      >Limp Bizkit: The Video Game

      Please tell me you're joking

      I wish I was. http://pastebin.com/0AiVUTaF

      http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Limp_Bizkit:_The_Video_Game

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    • Limp Bizkit is permanently ruined for me.

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    • I can't really say, because all the times I've tried reading it, I stopped because I have ADHD and I can't concentrate on boring things.

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    • (except adhd doesn't work like that - pretty much everything is boring when you have adhd)

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    • well the only part I believe is that the part where the sonic plushie is alive and kills

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    • I dont I mean

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    • FrenchTouch wrote:
      (except adhd doesn't work like that - pretty much everything is boring when you have adhd)

      Um, no. Either you are uninterested in things and can't concentrate, or hyperfocus goes into action and you get utterly obsessed with something so a nuclear war is happening outside your window and you won't see cuz you are paying way too much attention to whatever you are doing.

      Look at this quote:

      'Hyperfocus is the experience of deep and intense concentration in people with ADHD. ADHD is not necessarily a deficit of attention, but rather a problem with regulating one's attention span. So, while mundane tasks may be difficult to focus on, others may be completely absorbing.'

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    • That is what I was trying to say, actually. I don't need a definition of Hyperfocus, but I appreciate it nonetheless, I'l saying that everything is boring when you have ADHD because one, that's how some who have ADHD act like and two, well, it is the case. The only thing that isn't boring to you is the thing you are focused on, and that's what I wanted to tell by saying this, but I guess we may have misunderstood each other.

      Also, damn, that necropost.

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    • Way too many comments. Did not have time to read them all. Personally I would chose a ripoff of slenderman or jeff the killer. Both of which are horrible and even worse than the bad originals. But there many other horrible pastas out there. Sonic.exe is not the best idea albeit worse than Tails Dolls.

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    • တရားသူကြီးကို တစ်ဖက်သတ်အစွဲ wrote:
      Way too many comments. Did not have time to read them all. Personally I would chose a ripoff of slenderman or jeff the killer. Both of which are horrible and even worse than the bad originals. But there many other horrible pastas out there. Sonic.exe is not the best idea albeit worse than Tails Dolls.


      People tend to use the argument "Yeah, but they're classics! They should be kept on the Wiki!" To them, I say "Just because they're 'classics' doesn't mean they should be kept here. They were deleted for a reason. If you can't accept that, you're simply in denial."

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    • agreed sonic.exe is bad pourly written and over cilched and the writter can not take any critizem for it. but it's not the worse becouse some bits are scary and there are alot worse creepypastas out there.

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    • I wouldn't call it the worst, but it is the most commonly used example of a horrible pasta.

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    • Well (And please don't lynch me for saying this) I actually quite enjoyed the original jeff the killer story. Admittedly, it got a bit silly at points (10 year olds with guns, and stopping people's hearts with a punch to the chest? U w0t m8?)  I was alright with it. Then again, it was the first creepypasta I ever read, so it might just be bias. 

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    • Funny enough, 10 year olds with guns and stopping people's hearts with a punch to the chest are more realistic than the rest of the pasta.

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    • Well, I don't really murica, so for all i know they could all be gun toting martial arts masters.

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    • I was more referring to the Middle East, and to Ninjutsu, but hey, alright.

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    • This is the worst Creepypasta: http://gingaakam.deviantart.com/art/MLP-is-Not-What-I-Expected-it-to-Be-383854800 

      BTW, I've added it to the Trollpasta Wiki.

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    • its not the worse ... but its still shit

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    • When I was about three years old, I used to play sonic the hedgehog on my sega genesis.  It was kind of like a childhood game, so when I watched the gameplay of sonice.EXE (albeit the second and third+ ones got worse and worse), It was pretty unsettling seeing my childhood friend's, Tails, head on a spike.

      But you asked about the story, not the gameplay of the real thing.

      And that is trash.  I had the displeasure of reading it once, and I thought it was a troll pasta and set out to find the real one.  I gave up, because I guess I did read the real one way back then.  But is it the WORST?

      Yeah. It's hyper-realistically probable.

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    • no I belive Ugandan knuckels.exe is the worst creepy pasta

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    • I think Squidward Suicide is worse. 

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    • nah its the knuckels its just kringy xD squidward suicide actually fits the name creepy but not the pasta or I guess if you count tenticals as pasta

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    • What’s Blood Whistle?

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    • KingSparta300 wrote:
      What’s Blood Whistle?

      Terrible story everybody LOL(SKELETONS)'d at. 

      Basically, guy gets a rom he knows is spooky, freaks out when he finds out it's spooky, and commits suicide because he thinks Mario is real.

      Side note, read any Jeff pasta that isn't Slimebeast's Jeff pasta. They're garbage and worse than Sonic.exe.

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    • Hmm... I really don’t know which one to pick... I really like them both actually. I like the idea of an evil sonic, kinda like Goku black from dragon ball super, But a much more gruesome killer than Goku black. Then we have a killer that goes completely insane... I’ve seen 2 version of his story and one of them he has a slight reason to kill his family. In one of them he FAILS to kill his older brother, Bur in the second one he lets him go because his brother was Jeff’s only friend... But I like all of these. Personally, when I was a kid I was scared of Sonic.exe, I even hallucinated him once. I read Jeff the killer soon after Sonic.exe when I was a kid but I wasn’t scared. So in my opinion, I’d go with Sonic.exe to laugh off the fact that I used to be scared of a bloody blue hedgehog.

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    • Sonic.EXE is not the worst creepypasta ever, in my opinion.

      Is it bad? Yes. But it's actually a lot better than most of the trash on the Creepypasta Staff Training Wiki, or worse yet, the CJayMarch Wiki.

      What went wrong with these two wikis? Well, with the former, they explain on the main page. As is obvious from the name, it was developed in 2014 for the purpose of training future Creepypasta Wiki staff...but the project fell through that same year and now it is "a reincarnation of the fallen Trollpasta Wiki," as they put it.

      The latter went wrong because it was created by a guy who promised to do narrations for the stories written there on his YouTube channel ("DaveTheUseless"), which led to endless spamming and sloppily written stories made solely for the purpose of being read online.

      Both wikis are missing any rules or limitations, and thus, have trashy articles that can hardly even be called stories, much less "pastas," that are by far some of the worst things ever written.

      In my opinion, Sonic.EXE is not nearly as bad as these stories (though it's still pretty bad).

      There were also even worse wikis, namely the Crappypasta Wiki and the Shitpasta Wiki, but both of those have since been shut down.

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    • Postuhenin wrote:
      Sonic.EXE is not the worst creepypasta ever, in my opinion.

      Is it bad? Yes. But it's actually a lot better than most of the trash on the Creepypasta Staff Training Wiki, or worse yet, the CJayMarch Wiki.

      What went wrong with these two wikis? Well, with the former, they explain on the main page. As is obvious from the name, it was developed in 2014 for the purpose of training future Creepypasta Wiki staff...but the project fell through that same year and now it is "a reincarnation of the fallen Trollpasta Wiki," as they put it.

      The latter went wrong because it was created by a guy who promised to do narrations for the stories written there on his YouTube channel ("DaveTheUseless"), which led to endless spamming and sloppily written stories made solely for the purpose of being read online.

      Both wikis are missing any rules or limitations, and thus, have trashy articles that can hardly even be called stories, much less "pastas," that are by far some of the worst things ever written.

      In my opinion, Sonic.EXE is not nearly as bad as these stories (though it's still pretty bad).

      There were also even worse wikis, namely the Crappypasta Wiki and the Shitpasta Wiki, but both of those have since been shut down.

      It seems like people are forgetting about the Badpasta Wiki, Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki and Creepypasta Fanon Wiki. Oh, and there's also Scare Factor Wiki.

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    • Joel Jr Campos wrote:

      It seems like people are forgetting about the Badpasta Wiki, Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki and Creepypasta Fanon Wiki. Oh, and there's also Scare Factor Wiki.

      Okay, there's those too.

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    • This thread is half a decade old. Shouldn't the discussion have pretty much come to a close by now?

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    • No, but the author is the worst

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    • A FANDOM user
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