aka Alex

  • I live in The most boring state ever (Hint: Pennsylvania)
  • I was born on January 11
  • My occupation is Do I have one? Probably not
  • I am A transgender athiest who vapes and crossfits 4 times daily

Fun facts:

-It took me 4 tries to make this god damn page

-I've wrote one pasta (Angikuni Lake).

-My favorite pasta: Tough one, choice between Abandoned by Disney and Smile Dog.

-First Pasta ever: In an unbelievable coincidence, When I clicked "random pasta," the first pasta I ever read was "TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD." I thought to myself, wow, what the hell is this website? Fortunately I found better pastas to read that kept me up at night.

-Favorite Sports team: Take a wild, wild guess.

-Favorite color: Orange

-Dream Job: Rocket Scientist

-Favorite celebrity: MatPat (Youtuber Matthew Patrick)

-Least Favorite Celebrity: Jerry Jones (Owner of the Dallas Cowboys)

-Favorite Sport: Tennis

-Total number of Creepypasta fans I've met in real life: 0 lmao


  • Crawl
  • Pacific Pearl
  • To the Moon
  • Mankind
  • 11 Miles
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