If you want to narrate them, you can (with attribution); to my knowledge, they're all under CC-BY-SA. If you think they suck, that's okay too. They were mostly written by my dumb teenage self, and I will gladly join you in pointing and laughing at that person.
I Hope You Win (unfortunately lost the link to this one and can't seem to find it anywhere)
Most of these were deleted because of the rule changed on quality standards (looking back, they kinda suck) or the rule change on trollpastas back in 2014. The trollpasta ones are kinda good if you're into that sort of thing. A few other pastas by me were also deleted but I can't seem to even find their names at this point, let alone the full text.
This poll is here so ADMINS can copy it into pastas that need a deletion poll.