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Muahahaha, fear my power to turn any president into a zombie!

"Don't tell me that the sky is the limit, we have footprints on the moon!" ~Somebody

If you want me to make a user pasta about you, I want you to understand two things.

  • Firstly, I don't make user pastas for just anyone, you have to be a prominent user.
  • Secondly, you have to have a decent name that doesn't already have a pasta revolving around it(ie. not user pasta for you if your name is zalgo or slenderman)


Oh yes, I'm also an admin who will delete your pasta if it's incredibly shitty. I can also use
br tags
oblit.




Favorite pages

  1. "Five years. Five years of endless variation, and they always reach for the gun."
  2. Family Heirlooms
  3. Exam
  4. The Cabin(The original one)
  5. Better in The Dark
  6. Shameless Self Promotion

Pastas of mine

Please consult this

Images to put on pages

I rarely use image reactions, but this comic fits half the pastas on this site so well.

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thumb|right|300px|100% Brilliant.thumb|right|300px|Ditto.

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