• I live in A Van Down By The River.
  • I was born on October 19
  • My occupation is Escaping Creepypasta Wiki
  • I am Leaving this account. In case you were wondering "Ohhodo wers sqid?"


Swing You Sinners!

Swing You Sinners!

                                If You Really Want To Know


"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” - E.R



                                                      About Me

                    Since you're here already I suppose I could let you in on something          

So, whoever you are, whyever you're here I'll probably answer your questions if they're not too futile. You're probably asking yourself (Most likely if your a mod/admin since those are the only people who check these things) if I have ever done anything worth mentioning.


I'll explain myself here and now. I am a gambler, I take risks, I make bets, all of that. One day it will be my undoing but, that will come another day. Of course I'm a writer, I'm an editor, I aspire to become a moderator, or better yet an admin (The chances of that happening is about as high as you being hit by a cow next Sunday, but it's alright to dream)

I don't know who you are or why you're here but you're obviously interested in me so I'll go on. I am a movie buff, a gamer, a reader, a writer, and a gambler. I am addicted to people, I find them interesting. I'm a great listener, I like pina coladas, and making obscure song references.

I prefer only being with people I enjoy, though the people I enjoy don't enjoy being with me. Chances are if I picked you out of a bunch of other people I find you quite interesting for some reason. You should feel complimented. I like picking favorites and I happen to think of myself as a great person.

                                       And that's all I have to say about that.

   If you ever need to talk to me for whatever reason just go to my lonely talk page

                                     I'd appreciate your addition to it. 

                                         Familiar Pages


The Sweet Shop

The Tale of Robert Elm

The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen

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                                       The Non-Hit List

                   Brokentv(Aka. Team Squid)

       If you're on this list, chances are I know you from somewhere. If you're not on this list                

                    I either forgot you or you're a horrible person. (No offence to you)












(Not that other Rose I don't like)


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