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I am the infamous 'Scarypasta Man', aka David Jones Wilson, aka 'DaveTheUseless'. Hihihihihihihihietc.!
[[File:Oasis-balamory.jpg|thumb|Wouldn't we all like to know....]]
 
 
Hi! I'm a CreepyPasta author and narrator from Southern New Jersey (close to Philadelphia.) I like Britpop, and I think Archer's really funny.
 
 
 
==My Favorite Pastas==
 
==My Favorite Pastas==
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPNQjSeQAc ALF Lost Episode., The]
 
* [[Abandoned By Disney|Abandoned by Disney]]
 
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-CPApkS5TI Barney and Friends Lost Episode]
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-CPApkS5TI Barney and Friends Lost Episode]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7CW2LQyus Blue's Clues Lost Episode]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2SoS1z1AzU&t=90s Disney's Bonkers: The Lost Episode]
* [[Dead Bart]]
 
* [[Doug's Real Life]]
 
* [[Elvis]]
 
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNvb7L1m3hA Family Matters Lost Episode]
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNvb7L1m3hA Family Matters Lost Episode]
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOIS8hZjex8 Home Improvement Lost Episode]
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOIS8hZjex8 Home Improvement Lost Episode]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXdNEuxQYQ The Lost Episode of Porky Pig]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT5DQKXVSxQ Married With Children Lost Episode (The Tempest Part... Nahhhh)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RsPmvEXm70 Pee-Wee Murder Tapes, The]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVmI4eTz7d0 My Dinner With Andrea: A Sugarless Gummy Bear Review.]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6W8eHXFJPk Sesame Street Lost Episode (Big Bird: Behind the Beak)]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6W8eHXFJPk Sesame Street: Big Bird... Behind the Beak.]
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''To the best of my knowledge, the two below lists are complete:''
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwned87Ed5I Woody Woodpecker in: Mr. Pecker Loses His Cool.]
 
 
== Pastas I've Written/Created and Narrated==
 
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snl4XJHvI_0 21st Century Breakdown.]
== Pastas I've Written and Narrated==
 
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd9_E2oIJPA Adventure Time]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEKlfBHZzI Alex Mack (Nickelodeon Lost Episode)]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C5lZf_0CuY Amazon Alexa]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvZnGLx5fY4 American Idiot]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6h8ogdmRx4 American Idol: The Lost Episode]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHkrONQwSKo American President Theory]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QHwvMNRFT8 Archies' "Sugar, Sugar", The]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhgILCXhjHM Beavis & Butthead Origins]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhgILCXhjHM Beavis & Butthead Origins]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPTZC8aOxjk Big Bang Theory, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOHOpw7oIns Bill O'Reilly Returns]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ML-xNQzDjU Billy Mays Lost Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUMLIfRQVZI Burger King (Have It Your Way)]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8umg05Wxk0 Castlevania Theory]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqs2dZHrEQM Chester Cheetah: The Lost Episode]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhWlOhadZFQ Chicken Theory]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2L7WepuSXs Chocolate Chip Trip]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgo3q3go5e8 Clifford the Big Red Dog]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYH7Nxr-DaY Crash Bandicoot Origins]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsa2vFgFjm0 Crash Bandicoot Continues]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMIXNI-mLhY Curious George Lost Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw58uMMjsdc Damn Daniel]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fja8Ixk_UvE&list=PL6QhUDRtBEAmHC7ad8dbonU_n9L7fFVh9&index=4 DaveTheUseless's Creepy Journal: Day 1]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fja8Ixk_UvE&list=PL6QhUDRtBEAmHC7ad8dbonU_n9L7fFVh9&index=4 DaveTheUseless's Creepy Journal: Day 1]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7xqCyMTMiA DaveTheUseless's Creepy Journal: Day 2]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN_Y6wggRII Discount Doublecheck]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44tm4Wktv50 Drew Fanart]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGldhhEeYc Dr. Mario]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8WZ-_4lCg4 Dr. Rabbit's Intergalactic Bright Smiles World Tour]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDpp2fDneHc Dunkin Donuts Massacre. (Part 1), The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BmIFppjh8U Ebola]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONZyuwP5Os Every Copy of Mario 64 is Personalized]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UDfI8x7qi4 Every Copy of Mario 64 is NOT Personalized]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP9CPlN9wVQ Everything Will Be Alright in the End (EWBAITE)]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRPMl5SiiN8 Fast Food is Evil.]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWh9JKpDlLg Fast Food Waiter.]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E3UrA-LJw Flintstones Series Finale, The]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E3UrA-LJw Flintstones Series Finale, The]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0T0LQhrOuk Frasier: The Harvard Vaults]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pRMv9xYmcg Fraggle Rock Lost Episode (The Fraggles in: The Grass is Always Greener)]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0T0LQhrOuk Frasier: The Harvard Vaults] (see also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHP9qJLb6gE renarration])
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLOIiHZWFEw FreePainReport.Com]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLOIiHZWFEw FreePainReport.Com]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K2kBp6-Wuk FreePainReport.Com II]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglSvmrjwvc FreePainReport.Com 3]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k-zLI0xhnc Game Dude Theory]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl_afxVpyww Guitar Hero]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgBUAUaxbVA Haunted Denny's Restaurant, The.]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0J_ViModuQ Head for the Hills]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0J_ViModuQ Head for the Hills]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_O9KrziZhU Holder of Cucking, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d42uCQg2wBk Holder of Fucking Yourself, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj8cS60UAF4 Holder of Taco Bell]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4NFAnV7o2A Home Depot Legend, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dms8ZJqTXNs Honey Boo Boo is a Lie]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZsWuF9RWZA How (Subway's) Jared Really Lost the Weight.] (see also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT2FyHn6ApQ renarration])
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VZwrycQSU Hungry Hungry Hippos?]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQi14mnqvAo Imagine Dragons]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb7xAXHaYqY I.M. Meen: The Lost Video Game]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwTQc6UvsWI I'm Sexually Attracted to Gatorade]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKxfPa8u0E Impossible Whopper Theory]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEMHvzM6DvU Irate Gamer Show, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCtFo8fIFgk ITsperation]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cvbt4UdVV0 Jeff the Killer vs. Mega Man]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrPSIlV4EV8 Johnny the Emo Skeleton]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUfGzNAKqw King Koopa's Kool Kartoons]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piD-xsDST1A Krazy Kat: A Cartoon Called Life]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4NYOg8iEa8 Leave It... to Beaver (The Lost Ep)]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HazsBC9cpqY Legend of Zelda Lost Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IdnB55q8tY Looney Tunes Show: Dilly Dilly STDaffy, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZVMr4C3VuA Lost Episode of Beetle Bailey, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDmkraOWQ4M Lost Episode of Deal or No Deal, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8SWii_4lg Lost Episode of Dudley Do-Right (Rocky & Bullwinkle), The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQkfTS4ykz8 lost episode of dunkin donuts or something (DD Massacre Pt II?)]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK2PpOhTaw Lost Episode of Everybody Loves Raymond., The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2FhO3FWrbs Lost Episode of Fawlty Towers]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UQiVyzGQTk Lost Episode of George of the Jungle, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=896tfH1-nxE Lost Episode of Inspector Gadget, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjIPZ-CjBRk Lost Episode of Lamb Chop, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CDqJHJS3fE Lost Episode of Monday Night Football, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2yRaaH5aZM Lost Episode of Popeye the Sailor Man, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hobLEK2J8kU Lost Episode of The Price is Right, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSwr7h1oIJ4 Lost Episode of Salute Your Shorts]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqVbS6gl58 Lost Episode of Wheel of Fortune, The]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqVbS6gl58 Lost Episode of Wheel of Fortune, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWX2CdmjOE Lost Nirvana Cartoon Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkiMx38BCcE Lost O'Reilly Factor Episode, The]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_R-UQKfeWo McDonald's Special Sauce Theory]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOChg2CzoyU Meet the Beatles.]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLlz_D2J_kE MichiganJFrog.exe]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMqZGNfmyo MichiganJFrog.exe... 2]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfLjD_hfCHY Mr. Peaboy and Sherman (Lost Episode)]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MOnuLoSog New Mommy]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MOnuLoSog New Mommy]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtKAsEaZPFc OK Boomer]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zGzL3JdzJs Omegle]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0yCIyoSwc Oprah Winfrey Lost Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zDmwWIJBE Papa John's Fritos Chili Cheese Pizza]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psEKJkBe1w0 Piggsburg Pigs! Lost Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmoIZuMVjno Pink Panther (A Lost Episode), The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Q1yGRdUik Pinky and the Brain Lost Episode, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP32vcQOSz0 Rockstar Photograph] (see also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwiWUYsfI7s renarration])
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzdg9hNar2U Samus's Suicide (The Lost Episode of Metroid CreepyPasta)]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4qc3zV5XBA Santa Claus Was Real]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4qc3zV5XBA Santa Claus Was Real]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs21PiEODV0 Snagglepuss in: I Have No Ass, and I Must Shit.]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynUgSmJhLT4 Space Rock] (see also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U95fyTli2s renarration])
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQMFIugmSsU Step By Step: A Lost Episode]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emQJVRsby9A Stick Stickley Was in Someone's Ass]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5NxbhUiMjo Super Chicken: The Lost Episode]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXxuFyjvw0A Super Mario Falls into a Pit]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R1LWbGekZQ Super Smash Bros. Disheveled]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-4ulTKrSA Swedish Sleep Experiment., The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkY0cL7_pYI Ten Commendments, The]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rWXMTaJjvc Tiny Toon Adventures Lost Episode (Montana Max's Suicide)]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkz0TqfWGkw Top Cat: The Lost Episode]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y07XnPUk08 Underdog: The Lost Episode]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-hkyzOLsD8 Wally Bear and the NO! Gang]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgwXtHBV7Cs What Color is This Dress?]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpItyQCWaUk When A Man's Gotta Go]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpItyQCWaUk When A Man's Gotta Go]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HntzCP11bmw Where's Waldo]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXQVPc4Izyc Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Lost Episode (?)]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkOdkWYAgo Wilford Brimley Eats All the Snacks]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs2fd4oP6Qk Yanny and Laurel]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPIaY7Kt_5I Yogi Bear Adventures!]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPIaY7Kt_5I Yogi Bear Adventures!]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBU464otkok Yogi Bear's Great Reawakening]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBU464otkok Yogi Bear's Great Reawakening]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR9ENzvhp_E You Are Alone]
 
== Pastas I've Co-Written ==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFNTCSCE99Q Final Nostalgia Critic Review (for the Real Halloween)] (Written mostly by TVB. I added a small bit or two and so did another person, but I don't remember who.)
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lumjICQGqUQ Lost Mind of Mencia (Episode)] (co-written with Schiz)
   
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* ''I am known for adding my own lines into stories I narrate. For example, I have edited in parts of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxP4usR0-I Barney the Actual Dinosaur] (which I renamed--it previously had a generic title, something like 'Barney Lost Episode' or something like that), [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMMM0ahZpM0 Barney the Bloodthirsty Dinosaur] (also renamed--same deal), [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Abz_UJCNF8 Rick and Morty Lost Rickisode/Episode], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0SPmOkuSs Satan on the Muppet Show (ft. Kermit the Frog)]. I also added some goofy one-liners to my first narration of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSfuZu-WK9M&t=371s barbie.avi], and edited a scene of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGrXKCLh8GA Blue's 'Suicide': Blue's Clues Lost Episode]. Making a list of every addition/edit would be quite exhaustive...''
== Silly Pastas I've Written==
 
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== Silly Pastas I've Written but Not Narrated==
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*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bang_Theory_Theory Big Bang Theory Theory]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Caillou_Theory Caillou Theory]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Castlevania_Theory Castlevania Theory]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Coca-Cola_Really_Isn%27t_Good_For_You Coca-Cola Really Isn't Good For You]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Crash_Bandicoot_is_Real Crash Bandicoot is Real]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Death_on_The_Irate_Gamer_Show Death on the Irate Gamer Show]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Drew_Fanart Drew Fanart]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dunkin_Donuts_Massacre Dunkin Donuts Massacre]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer_vs._Mega_Man Jeff the Killer vs. Mega Man]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_the_Emo_Skeleton Johnny the Emo Skeleton]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/McDonald%27s_Special_Sauce_Theory McDonald's Special Sauce Theory]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/MichiganJFrog.exe MichiganJFrog.exe]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lost_Episode_of_Deal_or_No_Deal The Lost Episode of Deal or No Deal]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lost_Episode_of_George_of_the_Jungle The Lost Episode of George of the Jungle]
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lost_Episode_of_Honey_Boo_Boo The Lost Episode of Honey Boo Boo]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wheel_of_Fortune_Lost_Episode Wheel of Fortune Lost Episode]
 
 
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/When_A_Man%27s_Gotta_Go When A Man's Gotta Go]
 
   
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*Big Bang Theory Theory
*[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Yogi_Bear_Adventures! Yogi Bear Adventures!]
 
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*Caillou Theory
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*Coca-Cola Really Isn't Good For You
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*Crash Bandicoot is Real
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*Death on The Irate Gamer Show
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*I Have No Ass and I Must Shit (not currently available. Might narrate it at an end of a video, for kicks)

Latest revision as of 22:39, 25 September 2020

I am the infamous 'Scarypasta Man', aka David Jones Wilson, aka 'DaveTheUseless'. Hihihihihihihihietc.!

My Favorite Pastas

To the best of my knowledge, the two below lists are complete:

Pastas I've Written/Created and Narrated

Pastas I've Co-Written

Silly Pastas I've Written but Not Narrated

  • Big Bang Theory Theory
  • Caillou Theory
  • Coca-Cola Really Isn't Good For You
  • Crash Bandicoot is Real
  • Death on The Irate Gamer Show
  • I Have No Ass and I Must Shit (not currently available. Might narrate it at an end of a video, for kicks)
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