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Cornconic

aka Corncob Colonic

  • I live in the UK
  • I was born on May 5
  • My occupation is Manatee whisperer
  • I am definitely not a skinwalker
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Hey, I'm Cornconic. I'm an aspiring author looking for feedback on my writing. I would greatly appreciate it if you could check out one of my pastas and tell me what you think. If you would like to narrate a pasta of mine, please leave a message on my talk page.

Recommended (Standalone) Pastas of Mine

(all of my pastas can be found in my author category as well as on this profile)

The Almond Tree - At a closing bar, a grimy drunkard recounts a frightening tale to the weary bartender. (2500 words)

The Angelica Incident - A deep-space voyage aboard the SS Angelica goes horribly wrong when a harrowing distress signal is received from one of the ship's escape pods. (2100 words)

Spring Cleaning - A curious dad stumbles upon a terrible secret in the attic of his family's new home. (1600 words)

The Miracle of Life - A paramedic forms an ominous plan whilst responding to a call from a woman in labour. (1600 words) (NSFW)

Wounded - A mountain hiker seeks help for his injured friend from a rural shack that is allegedly home to a powerful healer. (1500 words)

The After-Party - The borders between the living and the dead might not be as strong as you think... (1000 words)

Eggs and Bacon - Don't you just love the smell of freshly-cooked breakfast in the morning? (600 words) (POTM nominated)

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The Kelser Moor Collection

An anthology of pastas set in the rural countryside area of Kelser Moor, where madness rules and evil is afoot...

No Place for the Dead - After losing both his wife and son, a fisherman is tormented by bodies washing up at the shore and something foul looming on the waters. (5700 words)

Smoke and Blood - Three naïve teens get more then they bargained for when one is pressured into starting a local forest fire. (2900 words)

Way of the War - A widowed father faces a difficult dilemma in the midst of WW1. (2200 words)

Fool's Gold - A destitute gold-seeker obsesses over a well-off family who have moved in next door, convinced they are stealing his profits. (1800 words)

Foot and Mouth - Two carefree teens wander into the property of a creepy local farmer. (800 words)

My Poems

Little Birdie - A remorseful hunter laments the death of his latest meal. (300 words)

Somewhere Under The Rainbow - In a land of colour and joy, there is one place you may never go... (300 words)

Other Stuff I've Written

Fate's End - A nervous boy awaits his fortune at the world's most popular Tarot Tent. (4000 words) (entry for RedNovaTyrant's "Cruel Fate" story contest)

Anniversary - Heavily injured, and with no memory of how he got there, a man finds himself stranded on a foggy road, with no help in sight. (2300 words)

A Gift for the Woman at Brookfield Pines - Two high school sweethearts cross paths ten years after their bitter break-up. (2200 words)

Fresh Bait - Separated from his wife and the rest of their hiking group, a husband crawls inside an animal corpse to stay warm during an intense blizzard. (1800 words)

A Lonely Machine - Two bored soldiers deployed together in a sandy warzone dwell on a local conspiracy about an errant AI. (1700 words)

Light of My Life - A grieving mother mourns the loss of her son on the fifth anniversary of his disappearance. (1300 words)

Bad Behaviour - A little girl faces a particularly cruel punishment from her mother. (800 words)

The Poison Sky - A prophetic woman becomes increasingly concerned as she envisions a wave of inky blackness pouring over the world. (700 words)

Pastas In-The-Making

AKA: certain ideas for pastas that I may or may not expand upon at some point.

Erasure - A hunter living alone in a secluded forest cabin makes an alarming discovery about the local wildlife.

Sweet Dreams - A little girl must survive the daily occurrence of her family trying to kill her in their sleep.

Poppies and Daffodils - A city-dweller takes a getaway trip to a relaxing rural town, where the locals share apprehensive opinions of a certain reclusive resident.

Visually Appealing - A bullied teenage boy has an unusual solution for dealing with his cosmetic woes.

Narrations of My Pastas

Favourite Pastas

   
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