aka Corncob Colonic

  • I live in the UK
  • I was born on May 5
  • My occupation is Manatee whisperer
  • I am definitely not a skinwalker

Yep, that's me!

Hey, I'm Cornconic. I'm an aspiring author looking for feedback on my writing. I would greatly appreciate it if you could check out one of my pastas and tell me what you think. If you would like to narrate a pasta of mine, please leave a message on my talk page.

Recommended (Standalone) Pastas of Mine

(all of my pastas can be found in my author category as well as on this profile)

The Angelica Incident - A deep-space voyage aboard the SS Angelica goes horribly wrong when a harrowing distress signal is received from one of the ship's escape pods. (2000 words)

The Almond Tree - At a closing bar, a grimy drunkard recounts a frightening tale to the weary bartender. (2000 words)

The Miracle of Life - A paramedic forms an ominous plan whilst responding to a call from a woman in labour. (1700 words) (NSFW)

Spring Cleaning - A curious dad stumbles upon a terrible secret in the attic of his family's new home. (1600 words)

Wounded - A mountain hiker seeks help for his injured friend from a rural shack that is allegedly home to a powerful healer. (1500 words)

The After-Party - The borders between the living and the dead might not be as strong as you think... (1000 words)

Eggs and Bacon - Don't you just love the smell of freshly-cooked breakfast in the morning? (600 words) (POTM Nominated)

The Kelser Moor Collection

An anthology of pastas set in the rural countryside area of Kelser Moor, where madness rules and evil is afoot...

No Place for the Dead - After losing both his wife and son, a fisherman is tormented by bodies washing up at the shore and something foul looming on the waters. (5700 words)

Smoke and Blood - Three naïve teens get more then they bargained for when one is pressured into starting a local forest fire. (2900 words)

Way of the War - A widowed father faces a difficult dilemma in the midst of WW1. (2200 words)

Fool's Gold - A destitute gold-seeker obsesses over a well-off family who have moved in next door, convinced they are stealing his profits. (1800 words)

Foot and Mouth - Two carefree teens wander into the property of a creepy local farmer. (800 words)

Poems of Mine

Little Birdie - A remorseful hunter laments the death of his latest meal. (300 words)

Somewhere Under The Rainbow - In a land of colour and joy, there is one place you may never go... (300 words)

Other Stuff I've Written

Fate's End - A nervous boy awaits his fortune at the world's most popular Tarot Tent. (4000 words) (entry for RedNovaTyrant's "Cruel Fate" story contest)

Anniversary - Heavily injured, and with no memory of how he got there, a man finds himself stranded on a foggy road, with no help in sight. (2300 words)

A Lonely Machine - Two bored soldiers deployed together in a sandy warzone dwell on a local conspiracy about an errant AI. (1700 words)

Light of My Life - A grieving mother mourns the loss of her son on the fifth anniversary of his disappearance. (1300 words)

Bad Behaviour - A little girl faces a particularly cruel punishment from her mother. (800 words)

The Poison Sky - A woman becomes increasingly concerned as she envisions a wave of inky blackness pouring over the world. (700 words)

Pastas In-The-Making

AKA: certain ideas for pastas that I may or may not expand upon at some point.

Erosion - (KM) - A hunter living alone in a secluded forest encampment makes an alarming discovery about the changing nature of the local wildlife.

Food for Thought - A man is repeatedly awoken by the late-night antics of his kitchen groceries.

Fresh Bait - (KM) - Separated from his wife and the rest of their hiking group, a husband crawls inside an animal corpse to stay warm during an intense blizzard.

Robert's Gift - Two high school sweethearts cross paths years after their bitter break-up.

Sweet Dreams - A little girl must survive the daily occurrence of her family trying to kill her in their sleep.

The Withering Grave of Jessica Hazelton - A greying old man takes a trip back to his abandoned home town in the wake of a worldwide miracle.

Visually Appealing - A bullied teenage boy has an unusual solution for dealing with his cosmetic woes.

Narrations of My Pastas - The After-Party - By Jagged Aingeal - The After-Party - By Dr. Creepen's Dungeon - The Almond Tree - By Tetsuya - A Lonely Machine - By NaturesTemper - A Lonely Machine - By Natenator77 - The Angelica Incident - By NaturesTemper - Anniversary - By DustandDark - Anniversary - By Smug Goat - Anniversary - By SpiritVoices - Eggs and Bacon - By Trashbinrat - Foot and Mouth By Trashbinrat - Little Birdie - By DameSaturday - Little Birdie - By TheCreepingHour - The Miracle of Life - By Nightwell - The Miracle of Life - By Dark World - No Place for the Dead - By NaturesTemper - No Place for the Dead - By Jagged Aingeal - The Poison Sky - By Trashbinrat - The Poison Sky - By Hellscythe German Creepypasta - Smoke and Blood - By NaturesTemper - Somewhere Under The Rainbow By DameSaturday - Spring Cleaning - By NaturesTemper - Spring Cleaning - By DustandDark - Way of the War - By The Feeling Of Being Watched - Wounded - By Nightwell - Wounded - By NaturesTemper

Favourite Pastas

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