Hi, I'm Doctor Quirkenpasta. I am an alien from another dimension 5000 years in the future.
Also, if you see me doing something I shouldn't, it's probably because I didn't know I couldn't do that. And yes, I have read the rules. Just let me know, and I will stop doing whatever it was that I wasn't supposed to be doing.
What is your favorite color? I need it for something I'm working on.