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Hello! This is John. I'm an alien waiting to take over the earth! Uh... I mean... I'm a perfectly normal biological being from the planet called earth! I'm here to tell you, my fellow biological beings, that I am most certainly NOT planning to take over the world! I mean, why would...? I've never said anything that would indicate... I mean...


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