SoDaft Potato

aka Overlord

  • I live in the Danger Zone.
  • I was born on July 4
  • My occupation is Professional Sandwich Wizard.
  • I am a peach.
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== Oh Wowzers, I've been showcased! ==
== Oh Wowzers, I've been showcased! ==
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''More to come!''
''More to come!''
== Most memorable puns, jokes, and other things. ==
Some are intentional, others are not, all are in good humor. Feel free to add one I've forgotten!
''<u>(Possibly World's First Editable Profile Page?)</u> (Gasp!)''
''Responding to video about Good Year blimp caught in a supercell:'' "Bad Day for Good Year."
''Responding to pasta "Bitter Cold":'' "When Divorces Go Wrong: coming soon to a cabin near you."
''Responding to pasta "The Final Words of Lacey Stroh":'' "Seems someone was a little salty. Whoops, did it again."
''<u>Conversation snippet in pasta "The Doll Maker":</u>''
<nowiki> </nowiki>Me: "Aw... Awww, man! Really?! This is what will happen when Mattel runs out of ideas.
Jdeschene: Ha! Well, Ruth Handler did name Barbie and Ken after her children, so in essence, she did ''turn her kids into dolls!''
Me: I am proud of you.

Revision as of 15:01, January 19, 2019

Welcome, all ye swingin' sinners!

Definitely not "World's Best Writer" by a long shot, but I try. I'm still learning the ropes, but improving daily (I think). Oh, and you get a sandwich, and you get a sandwich! Hey, you, reading this! Yeah, you! Who else would I be talking to, Mickey Mouse?! You get a sandwich!

Sandwich Wizard 1

Hello, there!

Also, I like cats. Get used to it.

(P.S. I'm a walking cliche.)

666 edits and counting!

666 Edits

This is some stuff I've done...

New Friends - There's a bug in the system. First pasta in the history of ever (that I've written).

I Laughed at a Funeral - 'Nuff said.

The Dark - An attempt at poetry, probably my last. Do with it what you will.

A Story Told by an Elementary School Student - Legit story, just adapted so it's not two sentences long.

Fear of Rats - When Musophobia is justifiable.

Neon - A tale designed to light up your day. Tread lightly!

--Things I've put to the Wayside:--

Kite Toys - It's an idea. Not a scary idea, but it's an idea. May or may not attempt a major overhaul.


Shameless plug: --> Things People Say Wiki

Oh Wowzers, I've been showcased!

Though I thought it would never happen to me I was showcased by the mighty Etherbot the date of July 21, 2018.

Wanna check it out? Here you go!

Also, Art!

Scary Monster

I droo a Scary Monster. Now that I look this over again, it looks like a Muppet gone bad.

Spooky Cat

It's a cat. It's also spooky.

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Illustration from "New Friends".

Some good pasta...

I don't do worst to best, but my... ahem... rather detailed (and ridiculous) descriptions may explain my fondness for each piece of spooky Italian cuisine.

Polybius - I know this is an odd choice, but I like the myth because of the history behind it. It's such an old internet story, also one of the first pastas I ever read and I'd even read the text before that. I guess you could say I like it for its nostalgic value.

Shocker - I will never look at shows like this the same way again. Nuh-uh.

French Beaches - Even though I was having a good day, it made me cry. I'm a big ball of emotion when I want to be.

All Too Human - If only you knew what was to come, my dear robotic diety.

Sever - Not again! My poor, innocent (jes' kiddin'!) heart!

Roanoke - The real story behind one of the biggest disappearances in all of time. I believe it.

Bow Your Head - Top-notch poetry. Heads will roll.

More to come!

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