Welcome, all Ye Sinners!
Definitely not "World's Best Writer" by a long shot, but I try. I'm still learning the ropes, but improving daily (I think). Oh, and you get a sandwich, and you get a sandwich! Hey, you, reading this! Yeah, you! Who else would I be talking to, Mickey Mouse?! You get a sandwich!
Also, I like cats. Get used to it.
(P.S. I'm a walking cliche.)
This is some stuff I've done...
New Friends - There's a bug in the system.
I Laughed at a Funeral - 'Nuff said.
The Dark - An attempt at poetry, probably my last. Do with it what you will.
A Story Told by an Elementary School Student - Legit story, just adapted so it's not two sentences long.
Oh, and I do Trollpastas (shameless plug): Here's the link. --> Trollpasta Wiki
Another shameless plug: --> Things People Say Wiki
Some good pasta...
I don't do worst to best, but my... ahem... rather detailed (and ridiculous) descriptions may explain my fondness for each piece of spooky Italian cuisine.
Polybius - I know this is an odd choice, but I like the myth because of the history behind it. It's such an old internet story, also one of the first pastas I ever read and I'd even read the text before that. I guess you could say I like it for its nostalgic value.
Shocker - I will never look at shows like this the same way again. Nuh-uh.
French Beaches - Even though I was having a good day, it made me cry. I'm a big ball of emotion when I want to be.
All Too Human - If only you knew what was to come, my dear robotic diety.
More to come!