Welcome, all Ye Sinners!
Definitely not "World's Best Writer" by a long shot, but I try. I'm still learning the ropes, but improving daily, (I think). Oh, and you get a sandwich, and you get a sandwich! Hey, you, reading this, you get a sandwich!
Also, I like cats. Get used to it.
(P.S. I'm a 2000's child who feels stuck in the 80's. How is possible?!)