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Welcome, all Ye Sinners!

Definitely not "World's Best Writer" by a long shot, but I try. I'm still learning the ropes, but improving daily, (I think). Oh, and you get a sandwich, and you get a sandwich! Hey, you, reading this, you get a sandwich!

Also, I like cats. Get used to it.

(P.S. I'm a 2000's child who feels stuck in the 80's. How is possible?! I'm a walking cliche.)

This is some stuff I've done...

New Friends - There's a bug in the system.

I Laughed at a Funeral - 'Nuff said.

The Dark - An attempt at poetry, probably my last. Do with it what you will.

A Story Told by an Elementary School Student - Legit story, just adapted so it's not two sentences long.


Oh, and I do Trollpastas (shameless plug): Here's the link. --> Trollpasta Wiki

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Also, Art!

I droo a Scary Monster.

It's a cat. It's also spooky.

Illustration from "New Friends".

Some good pasta...

I don't do worst to best, but my... ahem... rather detailed (and ridiculous) descriptions may explain my fondness for each piece of spooky Italian cuisine.

Polybius - I know this is an odd choice, but I like the myth because of the history behind it. It's such an old internet story, also one of the first pastas I ever read and I'd even read the text before that. I guess you could say I like it for its nostalgic value.

Shocker - I will never look at shows like this the same way again. Nuh-uh.

French Beaches - Even though I was having a good day, it made me cry. I'm a big ball of emotion when I want to be.

All Too Human - If only you knew what was to come, my dear robotic diety.

More to come!