Welcome, all ye swingin' sinners!
Hey, hope you like cobwebs. There's a ton of those around here.
Could you... uh... clean some of them up? I'd really appreciate it.
Oh! Feed the cats, too.
While you're at it, enjoy looking at my profile! It's a bit outdated, but whatever.
(P.S. I'm a walking cliche.)
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This is some stuff I've done...
New Friends - There's a bug in the system. First pasta in the history of ever (that I've written).
I Laughed at a Funeral - 'Nuff said.
The Dark - An attempt at poetry, probably my last. Do with it what you will.
A Story Told by an Elementary School Student - Legit story, just adapted so it's not two sentences long.
Fear of Rats - When Musophobia is justifiable.
Neon - A tale designed to light up your day. Tread lightly!
--Things I've put to the Wayside:--
Kite Toys - It's an idea. Not a scary idea, but it's an idea. May or may not attempt a major overhaul.
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Oh Wowzers, I've been showcased!
Though I thought it would never happen to me I was showcased by the mighty Etherbot the date of July 21, 2018.
Wanna check it out? Here you go!
Some good pasta...
I don't do worst to best, but my... ahem... rather detailed (and ridiculous) descriptions may explain my fondness for each piece of spooky Italian cuisine.
Polybius - I know this is an odd choice, but I like the myth because of the history behind it. It's such an old internet story, also one of the first pastas I ever read and I'd even read the text before that. I guess you could say I like it for its nostalgic value.
Shocker - I will never look at shows like this the same way again. Nuh-uh.
French Beaches - Even though I was having a good day, it made me cry. I'm a big ball of emotion when I want to be.
All Too Human - If only you knew what was to come, my dear robotic diety.
Sever - Not again! My poor, innocent (jes' kiddin'!) heart!
Roanoke - The real story behind one of the biggest disappearances in all of time. I believe it.
Bow Your Head - Top-notch poetry. Heads will roll.
More to come!