• I was born on June 5
  • My occupation is Eating food, peeing, eating food while peeing. Also, yo mama
  • I am Male

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Pastas by me

Bloody Snow A diary in which a survivor of an apocalypse records his and his group's daily occurences. And yes, I know the name sucks.

Jeff the Killer's True Origins This is a spinpasta rewriting Jeff's origins. Beecuz I hate Jeef u guysse

Earth's Revolt It's a short pasta in which, well, the earth goes boom. Spoiler alert, I guess.

The Pet A young boy gets a strange new pet from his father, a creature that he brought from his trip to an alien planet.

The Last Bomb As a nuclear missile approaches the Earth, a group of horrified people watch.

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