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General Information About Temmington/Favorite Pastas
Hello! I am Temmington but you can call me Sarah. I like to draw and I like Pokemon a lot too. I am a chat moderator on this site which means I edit, control, and keep this site up to its tip-top. I also collect dice as a hobby. Anyways this profile isn't really anything special just an average profile. So yeah. Contact me on the chat if you need me.
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Anyways here's a list of some of my favorite pastas:
- The Russian Sleep Experiment Fucked up and wonderful.
- Dating Game Absolutely loved it, very interesting and disturbing.
- Normal Porn For Normal People Also interesting and disturbing.
- Candle Cove A very good pasta, I would recommend it to anyone.
- Happy Puppet Syndrome Intriguing. Won PotM. What else to say?
- Abandoned by Disney It's SlimeBeast. 'Nuff said
- Funnymouth I like all SlimeBeast pastas but this was the first I fully read so it holds a special place.
- Few Ghostly Facts A recent addition to the wiki, but is a good pasta nonetheless.
- Gateway of the Mind Very intriguing, interesting and disturbing.
- Psychologist Written by a friend who happens to be an excelent writer.
- The .GIF I really like pastas about the internet.
- Mr. Mix I always love rare and obscure video game pastas that aren't part of a main series
- The Theater I like the concept of this pasta, and they were done well.
"I am just so happy I could kick your nipples off your chest" -Shrubskill Nurse
"candlesniffing fuckfence go climb a wall of dicks" -Zisowan
"You're mother had two cunts, and you're one of them!" -EvraVon53
"Bitch, why don't you go drive your fucking shit box through a cunt tunnel?" -Necrosanity
"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" -Coffee Shop Corporate Raider
"This cuntsucking motherfucking computer is gonna make me have an aneurism one of these days." -Mr.Zalgopasta
"Damn straight you do, you chaingang of neckbeards and basement dwellers." -Zisowan
"I'd rather just get my ovaries removed and throw them into oncoming traffic in protest." -Shinigami.Eyes
"Yes, Mr. Fluffybottoms. This sounds like a wonderful day for an obscenely large prosthetic penis and maid costume." -Shinigami.Eyes
"About slapping a tornado's butt and running away." -MooseJuice on Storm Chasers
"I AM GOING TO INSULT YOU BASED ON YOUR AVATAR. GOD I AM SO EDGY." -ClericofMadness
"I will blast Aqua if you do not stop quoting that shitty song." -ClericofMadness
"SLENDY IS FAKE AND SO ARE YOU" -Furbearingbrick
"You just wanna see some hot, lesbian Eeveelution action." -Shinigami.Eyes
"*assslaps Ming* I mean hi." -ClericofMadness
"If you ever take a speech class, all your speeches will be R-rated and everyone but the teacher will have to shuffle out into the hall and watch a video about abstinence instead." -Javer80
"JESUS FUCKING DICKS" -WalkingDitto
"The fabric of hell is used to cover my sweaty nuts" -ChaoZStrider
""I vandalized this page with magic marker penises." -Sloshedtrain
"WHO PUT YOU ON THIS PLANET EUGH" -Natalia Arlovskya
"don't force me to use Bing" -Javer80
"YOU ARE JUST MAAAD BECAUSE YOU CANNOT FATHOM THE HARSH REALITY OF THE EXISTENCE IN WHICH YOU LIVE. YOU ARE A SHEEEEEEEEP." -ClericofMadness
"your anus hole is so rotten and beat i bet you could use it as an electrical output" -Clockwork Harlequin
"id take my dick out if i had one and hit people with it" -Clockwork Harlequin
"LOVE LOCKDOOOOWN" -Zisowan
"I'll urinate on that thought." -CrashingCymbal
"Temm put your socks back on you cold feeted hoebag." -CrashingCymbal
"I fucking work here. I know what the fuck it's called. You don't work here. So suck my phantom cock, kthnx." -Shinigami.Eyes
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