I'm Vlürch and I like to write creepypastas and stuff. If you criticise something I wrote, I'll either throw a fit or take it constructively depending on the mood I'm in. Sorry about that.
Please don't Americanise my stories. I know how to use American spelling conventions if I want to, but I usually don't because I'm not American even if I use largely American vocabulary. Similarly, if In a Flash was de-Americanised, I'd revert that. Correcting misspellings is nice, but changes to wording annoy me to no end.
Things I've written so far, in more or less random order: