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  • BenNasty

    So back in the day I used to post snippits of my nightmares to try to find story inspiration, or cope with them in a theraputic way, or whatever. I think it's time to start that up again because I still have them. Constantly. 

    This one is a reoccurring dream. At least once per week. 

    I wake up and I am in my old High School Spanish room. It's dark. And it smells stale. Only the emergency lighting is on and circus music is playing over the intercom system. Only it's slow, and slightly distorted. I'm wearing Jeans, combat boots, a tee shirt, light jacket, and am armed with my pistol. There is a cut above my left eye with sticky, drying blood. 

    I get to my feet and look out the small glass window of the door and see other people huddled together…

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  • BenNasty

    Hello...Is this thing on...? Does anyone remember me? Does anyone remember the first great Troll Wars? Does anyone remember XanCrews?

      • Pepperidge Farm Remembers!**

    Goddamn it, not you again. 

      • The fuck is that supposed to mean? I've been here the whole time bitch!**

    It's been almost nine fucking years man. I got married. I have kids. 4 kids. 4 little people who depend on me exsisting so they can exsist. I don't have time to wrestle the demons in my head. My life is already too fucked up man. I'm the product of years of abuse and neglect. Of addiction. Of war. And I survived all of that you fucking twat. So come on, let's see what you've got! I'm the goddamn storm. I AM the valley of the shadow of death motherfucker! So what's next, huh. What els…

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  • BenNasty

    Just Sayin...

    September 6, 2012 by BenNasty

    So, for those of you who actually read this shit, you may have figured out that I work in Law Enforcement. More accurately, I work in a Correctional Facility. (Prison, jail, detention center etc) Aaaanyway, so I'm conducting a contraband search in one of the general population cell blocks and what do I find…not a damn thing. No that’s not true, I found all kinds of things this guy could use to make a shank, as well as a SHIT LOAD of pornography. Now for those of you who don’t know, Porn is not allowed in most smaller jails because it will cause all kinds of issues between the inmates for not “sharing their bitches”.



    So I take all this shit to my supervisor to show off my findings, feeling quite pleased with myself and he says “Typical Wilso…



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  • BenNasty

    Have you ever...

    January 17, 2012 by BenNasty

    Ok...first blog post since my return...what should I write about.....hmmmmmmm. Well I'll start like this. For those of you reading this who do not know who I am, I'm BenNasty, one of the admins from WAAAAY back near the end of 2010 when this site was undergoing some massive cleaning up and boosting in popularity. I was on a temporary vacation for a while due to a certain wooting dickhole who thought I needed banned for whatever reason. But that doesn't matter now because the Wiki Gods have given me back my life so here I am.

    On that note...have you ever been so tired or distracted that you put on your shoes/boots and tied them before you ever put on your pants? So check this out...I'm down in the locker room where I work and I've just finis…

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  • BenNasty

    My Crappy Job

    July 3, 2011 by BenNasty

    Hello my lovely children! I am sitting here, waiting for the last couple of hours of my graveyard shift to end at this super shitty motel I am working at yet again. I REALLY need to find something new and more enjoyable for money, but for now, this will pay for my rent, car, motorcycle...and everything else I decided I HAD to buy as soon as I got back into the real world lol. One benefit of the job....I will have plenty of time to be on the site. That's right, I have FINALLY found some legit time to get online and take care of all of the fun stuff involved with this site. Thank God...or whatever lol. Mommy loves you all.

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