After much consideration, I feel it's time to reveal my most shameful secret: I wrote Jeff the Killer.  Why else did I fight so hard and so adamantly to keep it on here?  I'm so ashamed, but I feel like that, after 5 years, you guys can accept me for...well, for what I did...

Can't you?  I was a different person and it was a different time!  D::::::::::

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