Yep, you read that title right. This is not so much for creepy stories, but rather for stories full of Dark Humour. I'm excited to see what you guys have in store for us!


I'm sure you all know how a contest like this works, but for those who don't, I'm going to outline the rules here.

To enter, make a comment below that says something along the lines of "I'm in," and then indicate whether or not you would like to receive a prompt.

If you do want a prompt, either Diexilius or I will give you one. You must incorporate the prompt into your story in some way.

Once you have entered, you will have until the deadline to complete the story. We will give out extensions, but will be somewhat sparing with them.

After you have submitted your story, Dix and I will give it a 0-100 numerical rank, based on its use of dark humour, though it will be assessed somewhat on its creepyness (but focus on the humour, guys. That's what we're here for). I will give a short review with reasons why I gave the rank I gave.

Once we have done this, we will average out the ranks, and the winner will be the one with the highest number.

The winner gets a front-page spotlight, as well as bragging rights.

The deadline will be February 24th, 2017.

You pastas must be up to Quality Standards.

The word limit is 5000 words.

Your stories may be NSFW, but if they are, they will not be featured on the front page.

If you have a question, message either Dix or Myself, or perhaps comment below, and it will get sorted out.

Good luck to all! I hope to see some amazing things from all of you!


Dinner with Vivianna - Banning's entry

Looking for an Exit - Reary's entry

Shit, Piss, CreamPies, and Clown Cocks: When Lowbrow Isn't Low Enough (Removed) - Jay's entry

Of Missing People - Mmpratt's entry

Bobblehead - Chris' entry

Charlie - Ameagle's entry

Child Defective Services - Mike's entry

Dix Pillz - Dup's entry

How I Fare in the Afterlife - Jake's entry

Killer Comedy - A_O.'s entry

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