There's going to be a werewolf story contest coming up, so sharpen those fangs and pencils!!
So, I was wondering, if you were suddenly transformed into a blood-thirsty canine, what would you go for first?
Would you dig a hole into the neighbor's chicken shack?
Go for some larger game like deer, or the organic farmer's goats?
Or maybe take some kind of revenge on the that asshole that always pissed you off? Would there be enough of you left there, in that primal form, to find supplication?
Or would you just say, "Fuck it" and go for the infant in the new mother's arms? Oh, such a delectable and tasty treat to the hungry monster within.
Perhaps, the cheerleader who always turned you on, though you denied it.
Or that dorky redhead librarian with the…Read more >
It is with a heavy heart that I report the passing of the father of the modern zombie, George A. Romero.
I've been a huge fan for as long as I can even remember. Night of the Living Dead was a Halloween staple of my youth. Dawn of the Dead blew my head wide open as a teenager. I remember watching Day of the Dead in the movie theater and being so blown away. Touched by the vampire film Martin.
Please express your condolences and let us know what your favorite movie of his was.Read more >
Thanks so much to everyone who came to my cover-reveal last night! We had a good showing of CreepyPasta peeps, and they definitely let their presence be known!
For all of you who couldn't attend, here's the cover, designed by our very own Ruckus Quantum:
What do you think? Anyone want to show an alternate? How about Umby, he's been pretty crafty lately!
Empy was late and missed the joke contest. Don't want to leave you out, Emps, give us your best joke now!
All other jokes encouraged and beloved. As well as snarky comments I know you bastards can't help but post.
Also, pre-orders are now on sale! Use this promo-code to get 10% off: PREORDER2017
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I'm having an online party for the cover reveal of my novel KIND NEPENTHE on Wednesday June 21st and you are all invited! Chances to win all kinds of stuff, including Amazon gift cards, a copy of award-winning horror author Richard Thomas's TRIBULATIONS personally inscribed to you, signed copies of Stephen Graham Jones's MONGRELS and Paul Tremblay's A HEADFUL OF GHOSTS and DISAPEARANCE AT DEVIL'S ROCK, plus more books, magazines, anthologies, T-shirts and much much more!
Our very own Ruckus Quantum designed the cover. It's fabulous!
So, come on over to my FB page and sign up: Humboldt's FB page
Okay, now let's here some jokes, snarky comments and bad puns from you crazy fuckers!Read more >
I've been told by many people, including members of this community, that I had one of the lamest websites on the Internet. I've never denied it. Hell, I made the thing myself and as anyone who knows me can tell you, I suck with formatting and computers in general. So, I got a guy to make me a new one. I'd love to hear what you think. I haven't paid him yet, so suggestions would be awesome.
As usual, I welcome shit talking, bad jokes and pun wars. Let's hear it, you rowdy bunch of bastards, I know I look like a douche in that pork pie hat.
Oh yeah, and a big thanks to Ruckus who made me that teaser ad and designed one kick-ass cover for my novel.Read more >