Words Cannot Express My Frustration

It's like people don't even care about the whole Article Listing page.

There are over 300 (!) pages presumed to not exist on the Article Listing page, and looking at the history I see almost no one is updating it. Looking at the New Pages vs the Article Listing updates, it's becoming clear that people are not taking this seriously.

IF YOU CREATE/UPLOAD A PAGE AND IT DOES NOT GET ADDED TO THE ARTICLE LISTING BY YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN ~~FIVE~~ THIRTY MINUTES OF IT BEING CREATED, YOU WILL RECIEVE A 1 DAY BAN THE FIRST TIME, DOUBLING IN LENGTH EACH TIME THEREAFTER. 1, 2, 4, 8, ETC.

IT DOES NOT, HAS NOT, NOR EVER WILL BE A BIG DEAL OR A SOURCE OF GREAT EFFORT TO EDIT THE ARTICLE LISTING PAGE TO ADD YOUR STORY IN.

IF YOU ARE NOT ADDING YOUR PAGES TO THE ARTICLE LISTING, YOU ARE ADDING TO A FUCKMOTHERING HUGE PILE OF WORK FOR EVERYONE ON THIS SITE.

I HAVE LET THIS GO FAR ENOUGH WITH OUT HAVING TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES.

WHEN YOU MAKE THAT ALL-IMPORTANT FIRST EDIT, YOU GET A TALK PAGE MESSAGE AND GODDAMN IT I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THAT POPUP. READ THAT MESSAGE.

I AM NOT GOING TO WARN PEOPLE.

I AM NOT GOING TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

I AM GOING TO START HANDING OUT BANS LIKE THEY ARE DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKING CANDY AND IT'S HALLOWEEN AND YOUR COSTUME DESERVES A LITTLE EXTRA TREAT SO I GIVE YOU A WHOOOOLE HANDFUL.

THE RULES ARE LISTED ON THE FRONT PAGE, YOUR TALK PAGE, THE SIDEBAR ON THE RECENT ACTIVITY PAGE, ARTICLE LISTING, GENRE LISTING. THEY ARE IN SO MANY PLACES YOU ALMOST HAVE TO TRY TO AVOID SEEING THEM.

IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEM, THEN I SHALL HAVE NO MERCY.

310 UNLISTED PAGES IS HOURS OF WORK FOR ONE PERSON TO CHECK THE LIST AGAINST THE LISTING PAGE, COMPILE AND CHECK, AND THEN EDIT OVERALL.