Tell me I'm not living a Creepypasta. I was at this online book release party for a splatter punk anthology called Guts and Gore. They're having little contests and giving away swag, signed books and stuff. I'm really just participating to show my support and having fun making jokes and talking shit, when I'm notified I've won a haunted doll. Check this thing out! So creepy. I'll let you know when I get it in the mail and whether strange things begin to happen.
