aka Travis

  • I live in Colorado
  • I was born on July 28
  • My occupation is Returned Peace Corps Volunteer
  • I am Male

If you are here to inquiry about a story I deleted of yours, read this first as it will likely explain why. If you do not and post to this talk page and your story was deleted for obvious reasons covered in the blog, I will link the aforementioned guide to your talk page as an explanation.

Are you here about a Journal Entry pasta that I deleted? Read that guide before asking why I deleted your story.

If you are inquiring about a longer story that I deleted, perhaps this guide will elaborate on the issues a bit.

This guide on micro pastas should help if you are wondering why your short story was deleted.

Maybe it was an NSFW pasta, if so, this guide has you covered.


Here to leave a hateful message??? Why not check out the Salt Mines to see how ineffective Internet rage is against me before wasting both our time.

Feel free to leave a message and sign it with four tildes (~) Like this: ~~~~

Also note, keep messages civil. If you leave an acerbic message expect me to respond in kind.

Dear Empyreallnvective,

I would kindly like to ask for the opprotunity to show my pasta. It was a poem regarding my own personal experience with shadow people and the possibility of them being a figment of my imagination. If my story was deleted soley on the grounds that I am a bad writer, I assure you that my poetry is better than my regular writing. I will understand completely if you immediately delete my story, but may I please atleast have the opprotunity to show it?

The-bard-of-horror (talk) 16:09, April 1, 2016 (UTC)The-bard-of-horror

Excuse me, I just wanted to clarify that I wasn't trying to edit another user's talk page. What happened is I changed my username recently and for some reason the old one now appears as a separate account (maybe it's supposed to, i don't know), so the alterations I made on that page were actually made while i had my old username (VengefulButterfly). Sorry about the misunderstanding.

Phantasmanomaly (talk) 17:20, April 1, 2016 (UTC)

Dear Empyreallnvective,

The wiki says i can't post my story due to an "Extension hook" Does that mean my story is too long? Ruby-Alphastar (talk) 21:14, April 2, 2016 (UTC)Ruby Alphastar

Dear Emoyreallnvevtive,

I don't mean to use your time, but i'm afraid i don't quite understand. What does that mean? Ruby-Alphastar (talk) 21:21, April 2, 2016 (UTC)Ruby Alphastar

Dear Empyreallnvective,

Thank you. I'm sorry for using your time. Ruby-Alphastar (talk) 21:26, April 2, 2016 (UTC)Ruby Alphastar

Dear Empyreallnective,

I have read your above message but I am still confused. I would like to understand what I have done wrong with my story 'Don't Turn On The Faucet'. I thought it was the spellings so I checked them over with both grammerly and Google Docs. But you have deleted it again. What am I doing wrong? I am new to posting stories on here so I just need a little guidance as to what I'm doing wrong.

Fujoshi56 (talk) 23:26, April 2, 2016 (UTC)Madam Creepypasta

Okay. I understand. I will work on my character and her story some more. Also thank you for informing my of my errors. I will work on those as well. I am very sorry for the errors on my story

Fujoshi56 (talk) 23:59, April 2, 2016 (UTC)Madam Creepypasta

Now what?

Armentitron (talk) 19:33, April 3, 2016 (UTC)Armentitron

You not be nice to my friend me mad me fight the systom like a modern day robin hood —Preceding unsigned comment added by 123hillbilly (talkcontribs).


Just so you know the reason my story was re-uploaded was because after I had done editing it after the first upload it vanished so I thought I had stuffed it up and erased all the text so I re-uploaded it. I hadn't realised you had taken it down so quickly. Just saying.

--Armentitron (talk) 03:14, April 5, 2016 (UTC)Armentitron

I apologize for adding my story to a category it did not belong to. It won't happen again. Beetle bub (talk) 17:26, April 5, 2016 (UTC)Beetle bub

Request for a staff blog post

Sir, the staff blog section is looking a bit stale and, frankly, depressing. I'd like to propose a six-hundred-and-sixty-six word pasta freestyle. NOT A CONTEST. Just like Someguy's three-hundred-word-pasta staff blog last year. I really enjoyed that blog and writing to an exact word length was a great exercise and evoked a lot of story telling essentials from me. Honestly, I loved it.

So, here goes, "The Humboldt Lycanthrope 666 word pasta write." That's it. All fun and games and everyone is a winner. Whadaya think?

HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 03:51, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

                   Dude, are you not reading what I'm writing? The only rule is 666 words. No quality standards, no judging, no winners, no losers. Just like Someguy123's 300 word pasta staff blog last year. Open to everyone who can manage to use exactly 666 words. That's it. A showcase. A gallery. An exhibition of pastas written using exactly six hundred and sixty-six words. HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 04:54, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

                                             To make myself clearer. At such a short length, all the pastas could be posted on the blog as comments. And it is not a contest. Just a fun challenge with no winners or losers. An artistic exercise. HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 04:58, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

                                                          All righty then, sir. I'm going to go and make a blog and hope you find it fit enough to place in the staff section. I hope to find a 666 word pasta by you on display there at some point. Honestly, I think we may see some beautiful writing from this thing. HumboldtLycanthrope (talk) 05:18, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

how do I send a private message?

my question is, how would I create a link to somthing?  My pasta was deleted a while ago, and I inproved it and I want to send it to you to see if I can repost it.  So like I said, how would I go about doing this?

A.a.ron23 (talk) 19:39, April 6, 2016 (UTC)A.a.ron23

I have more questions

thank for your feedback! I have more questions though, how do I post my story to writers workshop? I cant figure it out. Also what is pastebin?  and how do I use it?

A.a.ron23 (talk) 20:05, April 6, 2016 (UTC)A.a.ron23

I edited my story

so I edited my pasta '"late to the party an old 40's tale" like you told me too, and want to see what you think of it now. here it is: one more thing, I turned it into parigraphs like you said. but for some reason that didnt copy.               


thanks for the feedback. the reason im trying to get this reposted is because its supost to be the first part in a four part series, outher wise id just give up.

A.a.ron23 (talk) 21:50, April 6, 2016 (UTC)A.a.ron23

Hola mi hermano

Been trying to learn a little Spanish in my time off (been using Dualingo app). Just wanted to apologize for leaving the site shorthanded, especially so abruptly. I know it was a shitty thing to do, but I was losing my mind at the time. I'm sure you'll see my blog so I won't bother linking it. Hope everything's been going well. I see you have a new story out. I'll be checking that out.

Jay Ten (talk) 20:34, April 7, 2016 (UTC)

P.S. I can't edit my profile. Says it's protected. Help a noob out.
Jay Ten (talk) 20:39, April 7, 2016 (UTC)
Thanks man. I actually left off commenting to keep everything as simple as possible. I feel awkward enough as it is.
Jay Ten (talk) 20:46, April 7, 2016 (UTC)
Ha. I would probably only recognize ten percent of the words. As for the new story, I'll be ok I think. I'm on muscle relaxers and Ativan, so... yeah.
Jay Ten (talk) 20:56, April 7, 2016 (UTC)
I edited your latest story. Hope you agree with everything. I changed quotes to italics when referencing films. If you have a differing opinion feel free to change them back. I'll only be slightly offended (or livid... who knows).
Jay Ten (talk) 15:30, April 8, 2016 (UTC)
No problem. I don't know man, I really liked it. I think I may give it another read later without the concern for editing. I actually have occasional nightmares about things being in my body, so I was cringing and borderline gagging through the most of it.
Jay Ten (talk) 15:43, April 8, 2016 (UTC)
Lmao. The original front baby harness.
Jay Ten (talk) 15:55, April 8, 2016 (UTC)
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