aka Mike

  • I live in My Head, Ohio
  • I was born on August 6
  • My occupation is Fruit of the Loom Quality Control Inspector #7
  • I am A DUDE
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| User:Kolpik


Hello there, I'm Kolpik, talk to me. Feel free to ask me a question if you are so inclined, or maybe you just want to shoot the shit. That's cool too. :) I'll try my best if you'd like to request a review of your story, or if you have any darker requests. This is also where you can read all about my screw-ups, and failings if you're looking for a laugh. You might even consider clicking here, and giving one of my stories a perusal. That could be why you're here. Hey, it's possible. :)

Story deletion

Your story has been deleted because it doesn't meet the wiki's quality standards. If you feel that it did meet the standards, please state your case on Deletion Appeal. Make sure you follow the instructions to the letter there, or your appeal will be automatically denied.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REUPLOAD YOUR PASTA. If you upload it again, you'll receive a 1-day ban from editing, as per the rules.

Read the Deletion FAQ and our Style Guide for Writing for details on the 'what' and 'why' of the deletions we make.

Read this guide and these blog posts for further details on how you can improve your story/stories to make them meet our quality standards.

For additional help, submit your story to the Writer's Workshop for feedback.

MrDupin (talk) 13:43, February 26, 2018 (UTC)

I just got your message and I want to say best of luck to you with your revisions and I hope you get some good feedback. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 20:59, March 14, 2018 (UTC)

Thank you!!

Hiya Kolpik, many thanks for the tip. I have posted my story on Writer's Showcase Board. :)

MonicaMishra0607 (talk) 15:54, March 15, 2018 (UTC)

By user

Hey, I fixed the by user template on your recent poem. All you need to do to add a by-user is type {{. A window should pop up with a search bar and you would type in by-user. Select the box labeled 1 and type in your username.

--Custom signature? pfft, as if I were that creative (talk) 04:21, April 17, 2018 (UTC)

Return the slab

Kolpik, mate, hello.

Could you check out the new CP I've posted in the workshop, its called "These Things Still Happen in Russia"


Ps; if you don't get the reference of the headline of this message, you are either too old or your childhood wasn't fun :(

There is too much Ketchuppa in my Spaghett (talk)

Jdeschene Category

Thanks for the information.  I hope I've been doing the right thing by adding my username as a category to my stories.  Not sure how it ends up on the list of username categories.  Can you help/clarify?

Jdeschene (talk) 06:09, April 25, 2018 (UTC)

Hi Kolpik, I'm about to drop a story in the writer's workshop in the next hour or so. Would you mind checking it out maybe and giving some feedback?

--Custom signature? pfft, as if I were that creative (talk) 03:18, April 29, 2018 (UTC) --Custom signature? pfft, as if I were that creative (talk) 03:53, April 29, 2018 (UTC)


Your edit was completely wrong. I was kind of baffled someone like you would make that kind of mistake, hence the edit summary. Just make sure to brush up on grammar rules before making grammar edits in the future. LOLSKELETONS (talk) 20:28, May 5, 2018 (UTC)

Poem Formatting

Thank you so much!  I was hoping there was a way to make poem formatting work, and you led me right to it!  ^_^

Jdeschene (talk) 02:08, May 19, 2018 (UTC)

RE: Things People Say Wiki

It is absolutely terrific! How are you so good?! This is going on there, definitely!

But I'm glad you took time out of your surely busy schedule to visit my novice Wiki, which only has one article I might add. Anything to make the wiki bigger and better helps a little bit. It's like... decorating a room. That's why I put the link to it in my profile: in case someone like you felt inclined to view it.

You are probably one of the choice few who have laid eyes upon it besides me (insert celebratory gif here). Feel free to add to it any time you feel is necessary, help welcome. The One and Only Sandwich Wizard. (talk) 00:52, June 19, 2018 (UTC)

Thanks For the Reminder

Thanks for letting me know. Gonna edit my comment to include the links. Thanks again.

How to Delete Cats

Normally, I use Visual Editor. If you're using that, there's a box on the side where the categories are located, and you should hover over it and click the trash can.

If you're using Visual Editor, there is one icon at the top with three lines. If you click that, the second icon down is "Categories". Click on it, and on the top right-hand side of the box which pops up, there is a trash can icon. Click that.

I think you can also go into Classic Editor when you would normally get Source Editor by clicking the arrow next to the edit tab.

That is the collated category knowledge of Squidmanescape (talk) 03:01, July 12, 2018 (UTC).

RE: Blank Response

No, you didn't jump the gun. You're not supposed to blank pages even it's your own. If author wants a page deleted they need to request it from an admin. Throwing a delete tag brings it to their attention as well.

Vngel W (talk) 00:38, July 22, 2018 (UTC)

I'm Actually a Dog Person

Your category has been set up, and your stories have been added. You are free to add any subsequent stories you write to it at your own leisure.

Furthermore, I'd like to invite you to our officially unofficial Discord Channel: it's a fun place, and we need you with us.

Helel ben Shahaar (talk) 15:14, July 23, 2018 (UTC)

Ah wait what?

Who was dumb enough to use MY name to gain "fame" around here... That's like the dumbest choice ever, I mean, you've people like Icy and Banned in CP and you still choose me... wow... I don't really get that much of my stuff noticed really... 

Odd odd...

Anyhow, could you read my latest entry in the WW it's called, "Between The Birches". I'd appreciate that. 

There is too much Ketchuppa in my Spaghett (talk)

Re:Green Sheen

thanks, I appreciate it.

Your friendly neighborhood night owl. (talk) 06:14, August 1, 2018 (UTC)

Thank you much

Thanks for leaving a message on ShepardMoons's Talk Page. I was gonna do that myself but I guess you got to it first. Still grateful.

Now we just gotta wait and see if they actually read it! (I hope they do, if not that's a perfectly good quote wasted.)

The One and only Sandwich Wizard (talk) 14:40, August 12, 2018 (UTC)

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