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Thanks for the vote of confidence, Wolrus.
How many favors did Dix have to promise you before you agreed? (Of course, knowing him, he enjoys them...)
Agreed to what?!
He wishes he was kidding.
None of this freaking makes any sense. Like both of you.
It makes perfect sense in context. If you read my message on his message I'm sure everything will get clearer.
(Also, when leaving signatures just type ~~~~)
Okay. Trying to think this out. First, I wrote that comment on DerpySpaghetti's page. Then you wrote that other thing on DerpySpaghetti's page. Then DerpySpaghetti wrote this on my page. Then I got confused. And you wrote that thing on my page. Then I lost my temper. I'm still confused.
So you understand now! You're an innocent collateral victim in my meaningless wars with everything and everyone.
Okay, if I'm innocent and a victim of collateral damage, why don't you take your pointless wars somwhere else?! And I'm still confused. And I am mad at you for--nevermind.
PS: I refuse to sign my edits.
Sorry about that. I'm trying to do everything in good spirit, we're all more or less cracking jokes at each other all the time. I didn't mean to irritate anyone.
PS: Like it or not, you'll kinda have to sign your messages (on other people's talk pages at least).
Don't worry, I'm not irritated. I just act perpetually grumpy. And as for the jokes, I can see that. I go to creepypasta wiki for my daily dose of creepiness (stories) and for my daily dose of laughing (watching you guys arguing on talk pages.) And I don't get how you sign things.
Cute that you mentioned me. Also, if you ever lie to me I'll play with you like Patrick Bateman played with a girl and a rat...
Also, I mentioned above, just add ~~~~ to sign.
What was that even supposed to mean?! And also, most unperceptive being, I lie to you on a regular basis. Have you noticed?
sorry bout that, Wolrus.
On the other hand, it's not arguing so much as just being overall dix to each other.
Also, I hope I didn't confuse you too much. Just enough to make you angry.
Oop, gotta go. Master Dix wants me back in my cage.
I don't want you there, Derpy. You need to be in that cage, it gets furious if it doesn't taste your terror on a regular basis.
This is why, as DerpySpaghetti mentioned on his page, this wiki is a madhouse. May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. And looking back on this, it's strange how a simple misconception turned into a really, really long explanation that confused me further.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 23:38, March 19, 2017 (UTC)
PS: There. I signed it. Happy?
PPS: Derpy, what even did you mean by the 'favors'?
That's the way we show love around here. It's just that love is a vanilla emotion so the replacement is excessive amounts of hatred. It may get confusing after a while who actually hates you, but you don't wanna be vanilla. The last guy I called vanilla wasn't seen in weeks.
As for the favours...The Dix wants what the Dix wants.
Also, you at least try to pronounce my username (say Dix. It's easier and more gratifying). My old buddy Rhian thought I'm called Delexisis (and that I'm a misogynistic pig, but that's another story).
I think I get that. And I'm still confused. And note that you have...NOT...changed it. I wonder how long it will take before you realize. Oh, whatever. Can I call you Dyslexic?
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 11:58, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
Why? My comments are always very well spelled out and everything. You can call me what you want, even if just cause ya remind me of myself right before I became the wonderful person I am today, but CALLING FOR MY PENI-I mean, calling me Dix is inevitable.
Scrap that, I'm going to call you The Immoral One. And it is not inevitable. And also, were you ever a wonderful person? I doubt it...
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 19:48, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
That's a much more fitting title, thank you. Also, before I was a bit confused, a bit ignorant, optimistic and polite. A fool, you could say. Now I'm disillusioned, my intellect high, my goals clear, my genitals lubricated, my darkest parts of imagination active and my dick jokes at hand (job of a prostitute).
That sounds eerily like Ethan, Immoral One. Right now, I am completely insane, set on corrupting the minds of innocent people (though there's nothing left to do with you), easily aggravated and pessimistic. In my opinion there are two types of a dark mind: the gory type and...your type. My mind strays to the gory part.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 20:16, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
Darkness knows no limits in neither variety or strengths, whatever you want to be called. It's especially true when you realize that negativity is relative and so is sanity. Part of my goal is to help people accept the full extents of their condition of humanity, that also includes the parts they're unwillingly to admit that exist. Savagery.
You can be surprisingly philosophical, Immoral One. But yes, everything is relative. I could write something strange and confusing here, but I'm too tired.
PS: That sounded like a quote from some complicated Old English book.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 20:41, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
Eh, it only sounds complicated because going into details would take a lot of paragraphs. I'm not surprised that you find that surprising, but the darker you get the easier it is to dive into philosophy.
Well, then I didn't get darker, I went sideways through three other dimensions. I think I remember going through a philosophical stage, though.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 20:58, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
Pity it was just a stage.
Ah, well. That's how life works. Some stages last longer than others.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 22:16, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
Good clean horror
Hello! I was just wondering if you could check out my stories and see what you think. There's not a lot of gore, but there are some touches of humor in some of them (and for the record, I don't curse either). If you'd prefer some stories with a little gore, I recommend "Think Happy Thoughts" by Doom Vroom (which has some language, but a lot of humor and other interesting touches) and "Mindscrubbing" by a user named MrMouth (There's some dark humor in this one, and I can't get this story out of my head). Of course, based on your description, it could be you're just being deceptive, but I hope you like the stories anyway! Raidra (talk) 21:42, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
I'm relieved you picked up on that. I would gladly see your stories, though my opinion is wildly unreliable, as everything I say could be a lie or a half-truth. And I just have terrible standards. But I will. Thank you for not making asumptions (cough Diexilius cough cough) and thanks for the reccomendations.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 22:20, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
Diex- the talk page stalker. I'd claim that he'll vouch for me, but then that might tempt him to say something different ("It's a trap! She lures people to her lair and turns them into pies and turnovers!"). Yeah, I happened to see some comments you left on stories. You're certainly welcome, and hopefully you won't find my stories and suggestions disappointing. Of course, based on what you said, if you said you were disappointed, would you really be disappointed, or would you be half-disappointed (or maybe even just one-eighth disappointed)? Hmmm... it's review roulette. Raidra (talk) 01:44, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
I am dissapointed. I am pi and three fourteenths disapointed that you did not figure out what I meant. But then, I'm a confusing person. I got to work on reading your stories. They're nice. As for Diex (or the Immoral One, if you read our exchange above) you forgot 'obscene' in Diex the talk page stalker.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 02:55, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
I can be described in many ways, sulfurous one. One of them is "not happy of being talked about nonchalantly". I retract whatever mercy I wished the Demonic Lords of Inferno to have on you. Memento mori.
Scrap that. You also missed 'demented' in Diex the talk page stalker. Also, memento mori means reminder of death. Are you sure you don't know me outside of creepypasta wiki?
May all chaos break loose and reign forever. 13:21, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
I think I would have remembered you if that was the case, Sulfurous One. Besides, I noticed that you keep modifying your signature from the basic form to a personalized one. Wanna know how to make things easier?
Uh, sure. Why not?
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 16:15, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
So, ya go to your preferences (quite boring ones, I might imagine) and in the custom signature section you could do two things: type "May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity" or whatever bloody phrase you'd like and everytime you'll use the signature (~~~~) button, this will show up: May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity (talk). Or you could use wikicode, which is what I assume you'll do, check "I want to use wikitext in my signature" and then type in [[User:Wolrusthegamer|Example1]] [[User talk:Wolrusthegamer|Example2]] which will look like: Example1 Example2 (and of course, replace the "Examples" with a phrase of choice).
Okay, I tried it. Let's see if it works.
Ah well, it did. Mostly. Thanks!
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 16:47, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
At your service, political correctness.
Nevermind, I'm going to go back on what I said a few seconds ago because the temptation is too great! You really remind me of Ethan now. Also, quit resisting me, computer!
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. 16:51, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
Even more curious to who that is (maybe me from a dimension where they already have interdimensional portals). Guess we'll have to live to find out. Also, if the second link in the signature being white threw you off, it's white because you're already on your talk page.
Ohhhh. No wonder. I'll go fix that. And no, Ethan is not you from another dimension (though he could be, same sense of humor, sarcasm, attitude, and obscenities).
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 17:52, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
If what you say is true, then he must be the greatest man you know! Who is he, goddamn it!
I guess you could say that? But why do you even need to know?
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 18:00, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
Curiosity killed the cat. Then it killed Dix and rose him back up from the death to ask more questions. Besides, if you knew you had a mental twin wouldn't you want to know who that is?
You are strange. Do you ever wear suits? Because if you do, I will throw an apopletic fit. And if I had a mental twin I would shut up and never think about it again because the possibilities are to horrible to contemplate.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 18:09, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
Think you mean "apoplectic". That's where we diverge, my style is more of a casual metalhead.
Ah. Good. Also, reading over what originally was a reccomendation, I can see your incredible talent in corrupting the most mundane things. Like this.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 18:18, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
I can't leave the obscene and demented one alone at all, can I? Actually, by mentioning memento mori, I think he was giving a plug for my story "Reminder of Death". Of course, if it wasn't an advertisement before, it is now! "And if I had a mental twin I would shut up and never think about it again because the possibilities are to horrible to contemplate." Is that because the mental twin would be confusing and pi and three fourteenths disappointed too? Raidra (talk) 18:53, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
- A man saw a boy wearing a button which said, "O.K." The man asked what the O.K. stood for and the boy replied, "'All confused'." The man told him, "'All confused' doesn't begin with O.K.," and the boy replied, "That's how confused I am." Raidra (talk) 18:56, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
Strange. No, the mental twin would be demented and violent and extremely disagreeable and we would probably break each other's jaws on sight. And I get why you're confused. I am confused. Life is confusing. For more philosophical quotes, see Diex.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 19:12, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
For anything at all go to Dix. Also, a mental twin for you would mean two hotheaded youngsters that want to have sex with me and that I can take out of context. You're an interesting person, Sulfurous One, even if a bit self-deceptive. And now that you mentioned it, I always thought I'd look good in suits...thanks for the recommendation!
Hiss and multiple snarls. I retract that reccomendation. You are so obscene.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 20:06, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
Why are you so aggressive? Not that there's a problem, I like it rough.
(But seriously, notify me when you think I'm going too far)
YOU WENT TOO FAR THE MOMENT YOU STARTED MAKING IMMORAL COMMENTS. IF I HADN'T GIVEN UP SWEARING I WOULD BE PUNCTUATING THIS WITH OBSCENITIES EVERY THREE WORDS.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 20:17, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
I'm so sorry...
I'd be willing to help negotiate a peace treaty between the two of you, no joke. Since I look at both of you as friends, I'd hate for there to be lingering bad blood between the two of you. Raidra (talk) 22:26, March 21, 2017 (UTC)
I won't blame them if they don't. A man should be able to admit when he fucks up and I went too far. I don't know why I tried stimulating your sensibilities, but for some reason I do care about them. Again, I'm very very sorry.
"A man should be able to admit when he f***s up and I went too far." It's good you can admit that. I know you didn't do anything with malicious intent; you're just used to joking with others like that and it went too far. Wolrus, if you give the two of us another chance, you'll see that we can be good friends. Raidra (talk) 16:09, March 22, 2017 (UTC)
Okay, okay, sorry. I lost my temper because Diex was being frustrating. I take that back. I also take back the multitude of Latin curse words I was going to throw at both of you. I'm just an easily aggravated person.
May all chaos break loose and reign for all eternity. What are you looking at? 19:17, March 23, 2017 (UTC)
Both of us? I know why you'd be pissed at me, but what did Raidra do?
PS: could you still list them? I'm a sucker for foreign curses.
I stayed silent when I should have said something. In any case, I'm glad that we can all have a fresh start. :-D Having emotional problems myself, I know what it's like to be easily aggravated.
Also, Mmpratt listed a couple foreign curses here- http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Visitor_from_Curtisville#Chapter_6--The_Very_.27Special_Snowflake.27. Raidra (talk) 01:33, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
Hey, just to let you know, you sign with four tildes, like this ~~~~. It makes it easier for me to find your talk page. And besides, what the hell was your message about, anyway. Did you just feel like randomly telling me I'm a strange person or what?
--If you're depressed and want to die, I'm here to help... you die (talk) 18:56, March 22, 2017 (UTC)