• I live in the proud nation of Merpdonia
  • I was born on May 6
  • My occupation is jack of all trades
  • I am just another creature of



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what is your favorite creepypasta —Preceding unsigned comment added by Linkbilus (talkcontribs).

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LOLSKELETONS Talkcontrib 17:03, April 2, 2013 (UTC)

I thought about a nice pun, but I've got to step back some time and leather other person take it.


Red, molten plastic. (talk) 16:25, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

(sorry about the random messages. I'm feeling prone to mood swings)

sorry, horror... i just had to.


Red, molten plastic. (talk) 16:13, August 18, 2013 (UTC)

(stalking you since 1999)

Okay then. Non est ad astra mollis e terris via (Seneca). (talk) 17:01, August 23, 2013 (UTC))


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i love horrer films—Preceding unsigned comment added by Michael9011 (talkcontribs).

Nethack Stuck-up-ness that is me

And a pending blog post about how I died 55 times now.

Red, Molten Plastic (talk) 15:52, September 28, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Huh

Haha, well that took me a while to guess, I have to admit.I suppose the title should have been an outright giveaway.

I'll sum up what went on in my head for those fated 3 minutes:

1st few seconds: What is this I don't even.

The seconds that followed: Nightcore... Why would that even remotely suggest.

Halfway through the song, when I was actually listening: Oh

Okay that is funny all right.

So yes, I finally see what you did there.

Here's one for you

I'm so sorry about that earlier

I didn't see your message because of my unstable connection, I do apologize for the inconvenience ._.

-LeiOmakiLei.png 16:20, November 17, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birfdaee


Uhh, I tried to sum up one of your obsessions in a page, and uh, I didn't think of doctor who soon 'nuff. I know a penny's worth of soul eater so forgive me ;-; the symmetry guy is probably not near as cheery as illustrated. Also I'm officially out of lolcats AND jokes that sound at least a wee bit funny.

Any who, happy birthday, you! :333

-Princess of Insufficient Light, Ruler of Heck. (We Handle The Small Stuff) 05:30, May 6, 2014 (UTC)

Heheh. No, not really. I have this, though: it's pretty cool. I like doing nice things for people on their birthdays. It mostly includes little kittens with captions. Also, your sig has got me depressed now. Is that song lyrics or something?


I'm sorry, Jack, I didn't mean to freak out at you. No, really, minus the all-caps and the long messages. I'm not going to go on about some sort of reason to be angry, because I've annoyed you enough. Your avatar is hardly a reason, though, so that's all I'll say in my defense.

Forgive me, please? because I'm feeling pretty awful about it, and having a conscience is something that lets major transgressions (I just say that for 'sins', nowadays, I don't know why. It's a big word, and a great appropriation to my vocabulary) pass. I guess. I've seen too many movies and read too many books for my own good. I view people in general to be more forgiving than they are. How much? I'll never know. So here is me, hoping a long, sappy apology is goid enough.

--Pari (the kid who can even sign in an apologetic way) (Just so you know she means it)

thanks a bunch, really. And to be fair, nobody get's cheesed off as much as me. It mught as well be a mental condition.
You have to reply to this. I don't care what you say, even if it's potato. I might come off as a little rude here, but yeah. You just have to. I haven't had a decent conversation with you in,
whatever. Hell to mathematics.

I need to tell you something. Please unblock


Hey d00d

It's been a long time too, almost didn't recognize you because of the name changed xD

We should catch up some time soon xD

-LeiOmakiLei.png 13:12, September 18, 2014 (UTC)

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