aka Vlürch

  • I live in Finland
  • I was born on August 10
  • My occupation is Procrastinator
  • I am Male


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Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything! -- ClericofMadness (Talk) 13:00, December 8, 2011


You have been given an automatic 1 day block from editing because you have not updated the article listing with your new story/stories. This has become a MAJOR problem, and seeing as ALL THE RULES AND REGULATIONS are posted to your talk page as soon as you edit a page (AND I KNOW YOU GET NOTIFICATION OF THIS) there is no logical excuse not to have updated it.

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LOLSKELETONS Talkcontrib 06:54, April 3, 2013 (UTC)

hello Person, you're needed on the chat by nothing, no one is happy right now I don't think. So here I am to say hello.

why run when you can use your minds insanity to get out? (talk) 13:03, August 7, 2013 (UTC)

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Thank you for your time.

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He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! 07:53, January 25, 2015 (UTC)

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Underscorre (talk) 10:12, February 17, 2015 (UTC)


Appreciate the review on The Wicker House.  Can't believe it took that long for anyone (myself included) to catch the "rites" error.  When you mention the change of atmosphere, where specifically are you referring to?  (I'm assuming after Wicker dies).  Anyways, thanks again and glad you liked it!  My other two stories Lights and The Soldier are (eventually) going to connect back to it, so check them out if you have the time.

Shadowswimmer77 (talk) 13:52, February 28, 2015 (UTC)

Your Very Own Category

With your tenth story posted, I think that makes you qualified to message an admin about getting your own user category on this wiki. Basically if you have 10 or more stories posted here that you're the author of, you're applicable to try and get you own user category pending admin approval. Best of luck. Feel free to message me if you're having trouble finding an admin. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 19:41, June 8, 2018 (UTC)

Ohai derr

Hey VG... I here to say that I'm all with you on how your story was done, it did it's thing pretty nicely, plus, you just went out of your way to actually write a legit type of story. 

What else can I say, some people are just unaware of themselves, eh...

Also, can you check out some of my stuff? would appreciate. =]]]]]

There is too much Ketchuppa in my Spaghett (talk)

Re: Category

I believe I looked over your stories when I messaged you last (and as they were posted), but I'll give it a read-over again after I'm done with uni for the day in a couple of hours and try to set up the category later tonight. Have a good one, I'll drop a line once the category is set up. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 18:17, January 22, 2019 (UTC)

I just finished adding your category to the eleven stories you have posted on this wiki. Here is a link to your category page. Most authors write a quick one or two sentence blurb about themselves (that you can read here if you click on some of the authors on that page and are looking for examples). Have a good one. Sorry about the wait. EmpyrealInvective (talk) 23:44, January 22, 2019 (UTC)



I really enjoyed reading Moult. With your permission, I'd like to read it on my new YouTube channel. I agree to acknowledge you as the author and would like to put a link to your site in the description to further promote your work. If this is agreeable to you, please contact me here.

Jagged Aingeal (talk) 18:00, December 28, 2019 (UTC)Thanx, Jagged Aingeal

Yeah, of course that's fine. VerminGoat (talk) 20:56, December 29, 2019 (UTC)

More Permisson

Hello again. I also really liked reading Idol Services. Mind if I record that one, too?

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